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4 L2 d9 B0 @( e孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
; u" |8 |5 ?" c3 Q( p' h9 ~. WConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
8 K7 V( b# y2 [# U; j$ A! A1 yConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around H" D: `" R2 g* H+ l( A4 E/ p+ X
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ' I7 i9 I( N5 n, B
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it - }8 i! T% e ]
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 2 C9 \2 Y/ N$ F( y9 w% a! H
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ( T0 r* t6 D- D: R
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night & P/ r0 @4 F g+ e+ V- H- _; f
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it . m2 \' F: I# [$ g& m, k
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
! g1 A" i) z+ H# Z# YConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient - L5 w8 ?4 r* J
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
/ J2 t9 ^; F* H# NConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ' }$ m) e! m( ]3 R
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
, O! X) Q0 i& K, o: Y* uConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week & z0 J; V1 S+ B! S7 T
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 9 c. \9 \! h) ~) Y4 x% n0 a# F
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
0 O( M) `+ V0 K1 L1 E: P0 r TConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired $ H8 J0 b0 [. G6 v8 h+ n
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted $ W7 w# g, C9 R1 c
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
3 _+ a$ j% A2 [* VConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
0 m' k X* k/ h1 C3 }0 ^, zConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
' V" I% a7 n6 X, v# w% }% oConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 3 ?0 a, R$ `- {3 ]+ E5 x
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ; }, z; b' n, F7 W
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy " c0 `" `) w! |5 k# x. Z
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
$ x+ ` R& j# H0 ]! _) B' J1 B( oConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 7 u6 k( R7 A3 y! z. e
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
; F# K8 m6 v+ F: ?5 IConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
/ N+ Q8 {" {0 A1 t* j( UConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok & d4 R9 z2 F! c
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
( [; v% K5 r8 R8 Z5 R' PConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
$ N2 W9 m) u5 nConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better . ~: v) r- g: Q
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts + c9 U9 I8 g4 D. V* S3 L
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
( f) u& X/ i0 J0 z! T2 G7 PConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
! X1 c; _) G% H; D: JConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face . c7 ~( d8 P, y+ V
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
- }( t4 L2 O$ LConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew / B7 H, [ P; V! C: K
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up / f8 ~5 v, h" ~/ t# t1 z7 M
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
9 @) u* J4 K3 TConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
' r6 y3 M- Y: Q* ^5 {% {! EConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
1 E" m6 h) [; c# n0 n pConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
2 N6 m% I7 s4 e& s5 k$ `Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
' J, [) N; u M8 ^Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ( b% G% T- U& L3 W- O
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit & F3 v1 d7 `' |
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
( i- a( R/ o% u) ^/ S( oConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 4 c- A$ M' n& G+ K" b
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face # F) r6 A. n0 ]+ q5 [
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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