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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
7 B8 m7 m$ Q+ a( l+ ^1 e孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?9 n3 w; ]3 B H* S i
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- {! S% e+ e$ B7 I) Z( x$ mConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
& J+ L/ D0 E1 {$ [Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
5 F8 g# V) @; ]# \; A3 {Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it : B! o4 `5 `2 ^# q
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
/ O2 ^' P( l) B8 a7 }Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
& q* A# ^ {2 c5 \Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
" C% A# T1 {6 l; E8 T9 \% G* oConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
, b: ]' O) j2 ~+ @7 X0 m0 DConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
, q, [. T) R9 A+ g1 @( s2 h3 RConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 W" `8 Z1 |( W9 M4 YConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly % o4 ?0 I) o/ [8 c( @$ B
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
0 _$ o: n' ^& Z3 e! J! TConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 4 ]% l/ ]; L# @8 ~/ ]; A# ~* Z
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
% c$ L+ E! p' d. N: q) ^7 PConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ) @7 i2 T7 A; V" Y
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts & a2 P( j0 ]% a+ y
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired v$ h# X" C8 v, M3 \ E$ _
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 2 Z% E& X/ l5 W& I2 t! Z( j
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
; ?# O0 w; `; ^ C/ R. RConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level + P" |( o! ]- f9 h9 U0 j
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
' K6 h1 B+ s2 ~' e6 S) t8 m4 c2 C( C0 vConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
- N. n% v. ~; |6 ]$ lConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
; b6 m/ H( L* N' W( c3 u6 FConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
" q" f6 J5 W8 QConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ' o, m7 o" t! [9 \/ o9 C
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) V) s1 _5 F8 w5 `' i
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
! w3 y$ y; F( v+ q C2 H- eConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
' u2 C7 P6 A! m3 d" BConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
/ j2 z) g- m0 G% IConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand + e+ Q% Q8 Z0 b! \0 Z# M9 c
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
, o. f# M: K; v1 OConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
. k$ K- ^* |8 L, p" Q4 @Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ' s ^$ R5 j& P( K9 `
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
3 Y! O2 T2 Z' n4 u# NConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 x/ s, M3 _3 }- v3 N: K
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
. n! a( h5 ~0 @" ^0 EConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 0 z2 D* G" g3 E/ j' H6 }' j6 b
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
- A$ S) S6 v6 z" u+ ^* yConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ! c" M! w. Q4 S# ?- V
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
4 K0 s: J! h. e# {Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 2 r+ U5 c: [) \, e% N5 o7 G1 _( U
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
# s! d& I2 o1 O2 D. t. o- BConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; T2 Z! ?' ]: m1 f
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ! p, q8 l- O0 C: w
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
5 B- z" z* `8 X5 OConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
# m, {- `8 x1 I, \. S- q$ LConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth + c4 g# t2 s. \' f- ~7 m
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
# l5 V; ^4 g' x% s0 tConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face - B/ f7 g! ^5 ]' j( C9 m
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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