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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
+ J6 i- D% U' h3 b" N- K孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?) j2 D$ F; U( {$ Z/ U
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone " Z' ]" L* ]+ h' g+ F
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 6 ?$ c+ H ^% t5 S& A+ V: x
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 5 x$ l3 r2 H2 b+ T
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Q1 _8 d# ?8 E7 P) C: gConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
! j% O/ |* L- I9 BConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 8 L3 U" l4 k0 ~
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
9 Q w" d: ~: c |; z! }Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
: s+ g9 R# t+ H/ s6 m9 }3 r+ TConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 0 r9 U) D9 l, e. ^* C
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 0 X0 }. ]$ o1 N
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
# m3 Q D4 e6 l* V( EConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
0 m4 f8 K A/ K, FConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
* `& q3 O' s! i8 z' VConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 8 K+ E% N7 y, c8 I7 L" s
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
. P* {6 E! m3 C0 YConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts G& o2 h: x; O& z3 M
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired . _+ U& n* |, G* F, W0 k+ G
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 6 \$ i z/ X' H5 E' \
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
) g4 D$ Z. R5 DConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 0 A$ F6 t* l9 O8 B
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
& J8 \. R2 ^, O/ l+ ^% ]; RConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
7 U( F, p- R3 E- ~6 rConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
7 U! F+ p- X' y C5 g/ E/ mConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy - h$ B1 e4 k) d# P* n4 z
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
6 N8 d7 O* N3 I9 V: i9 [2 J' [2 ^+ IConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy - { N& Z: J" {- ^: b6 t g
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- ~/ S( W. U2 r& FConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
$ z) E$ n. k" d, P1 \7 qConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ( M9 {+ B5 @9 Z" r# P
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 9 T5 [* y3 ]0 B
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
& K, a! M9 z. HConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
# _' i0 o. [* [& x; @. FConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
; }6 }( V& R* `" ]Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders L2 g# s& ~! O3 s4 a
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement , P, @# g9 w; U3 Q) o/ z% i( z t/ A
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
" `* |2 r( X3 b y/ B! j# bConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
! ^9 [0 D; b6 Y5 ?" {! Y5 ?Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ! J5 e6 v, V4 l9 |5 K) `* V
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 0 ~& i$ F/ F' G- |
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 9 a% b* h7 b' W
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 |3 p2 p' |3 K. m
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny $ p( I$ i: |; D1 _
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
" k. a/ p9 E$ N: b5 V7 FConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ) ^/ T7 u8 ]- }6 {6 ?7 a
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
+ F9 x) L: l, B: A4 fConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 1 \2 K( Z6 _+ A! }) {
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 4 ]9 B0 b0 `, {, u$ d4 _% z
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag - d4 v0 p1 i0 Q( q6 K
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face % [$ ?9 U# v2 f2 w6 |* q* I
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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