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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。9 c5 c% J! b. m8 f; k- p
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?; o- s5 [' X3 [6 x8 ^ h4 q5 ]
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 7 `1 W' s* f2 [$ c8 w K8 k! k
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around % i9 V- d: B% [
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
( u3 e7 @/ s1 O! T5 x" x- wConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
H8 R; y+ H6 H1 @$ I2 QConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ; d" O$ H. }; W7 y# ^ i/ y" @! Y/ Y( }
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 8 Q2 B4 Y( h# w& g3 J( S! t
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 9 T! N# `: M) p7 S
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it + I- ^0 G6 L2 ^6 p1 ?" f, i3 X8 { q
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants : F# u; d3 A& }3 D k
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
/ i/ P2 ^" u& e# X fConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
1 ^2 ^$ h$ t' O0 k$ Y$ AConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
9 s1 `( b. s$ w( g; ]Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
P3 @1 T% ~" n0 T% [. | sConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 5 ~9 N9 u* y7 \1 a7 p, e1 L$ i
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 1 ^. s/ E, o& x# I5 r
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 8 @' d" o$ N# i) y# O0 }& |
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
8 Q' B \3 i |" T( |Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ) Y$ U# l" r: q
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist * o v% o- D& _7 d# ]
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 6 e8 {( n- e- J: W' l0 Q8 l
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel # i7 T, C# I4 r- W, \! n
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
% A# P1 E" g! y* g) ?; rConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
; y, S2 c: P: X& P5 PConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
) Y+ r$ Y8 t& n1 M0 C: J* S uConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
$ G8 \) ]5 B* i" sConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy $ M" X+ a9 |/ W: F! l3 W
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
3 i; h p x6 O" H0 \% n' N2 f% qConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean " V5 y/ b7 A1 [/ V
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok * A' j1 d5 C2 L0 i
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 7 S: v. r, Z2 |" H
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab - l/ C. X8 Y4 e7 n! A
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
" T& k0 Y8 C" qConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
/ ?3 C+ T' i* i+ q/ K+ IConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
8 M. z) N+ j8 Y) T5 o1 i. sConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
* R' u% s& p) s% ^4 |Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 6 ]& E$ o1 H- v# V( p/ Y
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
' U0 o" K5 M( V8 R: h* ~ f) p; w& IConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
; y7 n# P1 @/ M5 i/ a7 BConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
3 {7 l% c7 R/ BConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 9 Q4 i' S) f& f, T1 s
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
4 Y$ ^# e2 E) A2 J5 ~( G- ]5 sConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
0 F0 x, ~* f$ o/ P" L7 X0 e1 ?Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ( t4 m2 B* ~1 H/ L
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit % k: w7 M* N* `# ^
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
/ t6 t. |& k- m7 @- PConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
) O4 Z. W, v# wConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
c; _$ {5 f. U0 _7 x. KConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
" B& R8 \5 v0 p: J8 GConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
9 B: G( l8 Q! Z( m$ hConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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