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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。) B7 ~; n' x1 z* m
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
+ B1 B. y E; @; d9 cConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone $ y9 y9 W* h5 ?* y0 ^' C* B
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
4 s$ o7 M* N! b! yConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 0 j! v3 T# a8 a9 N
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 8 ?9 S* n6 o% e& @. ^# d% ?
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left % m$ @2 y0 v. @9 \ [
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house / k( C8 Y2 M- W- Z0 V( @
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
/ J0 ?' P1 t# }! }% ]Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
1 R, K- e2 l/ ?6 b0 [/ d* \8 mConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
% Z4 z s0 { c! \% UConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient l! B% ]3 X) [
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly " Q2 W. C0 W. i0 D2 H" Z
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
7 b6 `. i) {8 W Q7 t. RConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
7 _5 v3 J0 Z% W( {Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ' ~8 F4 Y, B! B; s/ N7 M* ^8 x+ B) h
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ! y1 g0 E: ?' R" @& h0 @* F
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts % M0 O l1 ]/ v) V, O. {- @
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired : [# D6 A( |" _/ [, }! E3 G6 W; @
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted H" \& `: c" A, e# L
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist . n) t6 H6 w7 i2 d5 f5 \/ f$ @/ g
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 7 [" L( [) ?: R/ _4 G, b- g
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
6 C+ [. [7 x1 [: z* `Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
" |# s% n: k0 v. |) Z! l) IConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
- `5 x: \ c" j! x( xConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
8 T$ o. k3 F- W2 c8 dConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
' Z/ o; G2 Y( J5 U% R G* x5 tConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy + A3 E' S% r* `/ r: `# U1 A) g8 b G. a
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% g5 f& q3 n, {" r+ r; {! SConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean . ~: M( z9 Z1 V8 |: {- e# R
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
0 f* |) U+ M! ]- \Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
2 y3 f+ Z" N; [6 N9 hConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab $ t, b) E& j' Q2 B2 B
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better , _ Y8 p. c, H& ?5 j: j
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
' n7 V( r9 I( [, v9 `# g( pConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
/ _( l3 ]+ y: gConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- c) v% ^7 C0 B1 W% O* Y( i! WConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 0 E% b7 H) B0 K
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 4 ]) G( [1 M9 q/ q5 V
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
1 V( V; V. {& y2 x# W7 E4 mConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up & v; P6 I, c! n$ m# m* h
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
7 o. n. K- n1 v) |2 }4 g! m/ M7 XConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ( W$ M! U9 { `
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
; }- k# E& b% @; I. T7 BConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
3 ~* `+ s# F1 R7 `Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 6 V& |; `) _3 n) z: M' _
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground " [1 e1 V0 ?8 G$ V& r# x
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
3 O9 n3 a, \2 bConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth * N- J7 e% g+ l2 O6 G
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
4 m* V0 Y& ]& h8 e2 S2 @Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face * M4 ]2 k2 M5 I' U B7 U9 H
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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