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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!2 Q/ g6 a% S+ W/ y! u- I6 \
0 x3 t. E$ i o A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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5 w% | S! h! |9 S5 c/ ]4 d; X I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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# Y8 h) E; B6 J0 g A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 2 m2 R Q W( z3 Q9 h2 @/ y9 _
9 p1 u+ N/ q( ]# K9 { Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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! [6 x% i! s- o. L( ~ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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7 @; N! `( W E "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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8 v" c7 P6 A* i. l9 e. Q What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?6 j2 M9 q5 S# A Q; w3 G
1 L0 Z! E& a* c6 }, `. G "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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$ L: c4 c4 X' m. T "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."' n: n5 r/ G& q+ i( d& l
$ `0 L, |& ~2 W9 E1 b" u What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.": X7 Y; t/ x7 q1 M( {
0 C1 x: u5 X7 _- |& `- O; b' M Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."$ o( j$ X t1 h+ t4 G* E. s
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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