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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!* z& ?4 {5 J1 I7 A/ H+ S/ l$ S& T
1 U2 E5 \3 i% T: v A* { A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!8 e2 D5 B, ]8 F: i: [+ x1 k
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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! b$ d' L" u$ v A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea., S: O( i% g& ~0 Q1 g! Q
" I* e/ W. F9 Y So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." / L$ ~7 V+ b5 E" q' J
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"0 Q+ Y; p4 T: e4 r/ h
; j% {6 m" ~' L Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.+ Z$ @( [2 k4 X0 b4 M7 J8 t
( I9 S! x m& P; B& s1 Z6 V Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.5 P1 i, G- r0 p
$ B5 g2 V$ {0 K5 g! w% Y4 i% e3 _ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."' Y* W! u0 w- \8 E+ S
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.4 h7 i9 {0 o6 i% X
5 w+ q) C; B) O1 J1 Y" u" Y4 a What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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% E& `3 i, s7 ]7 e: x( n9 t "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"* `4 V; S2 {& `/ p
1 m/ y2 Q( C6 @3 Y3 I/ ] What? Cemetery? What a place is that?7 n) Z; C& o% h+ X5 S- F
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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0 Z3 U, e, @* @' z- p What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?/ \- C: Q% J& o# r3 K& o! g
& E+ l3 p7 @& l7 Q! |; B On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."/ j$ m3 x% y i5 B
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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