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5 C: g6 k& C0 f L. K+ t I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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3 y8 d0 U; v) ~, ^3 J! M A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!1 F* ~: R$ o( y
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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- T! b! p) [% i5 w2 E& z) { A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.9 K0 C( U9 H* r6 R4 U2 G Z |
% r( S4 n+ Y& g' b0 k So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"1 q: R* J# R$ R
+ ^: N" M9 }$ R4 |" e& m Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.! o' J4 T1 y8 {
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."3 U. v, h! m/ E, z
) F% {7 |4 ~: V% Y- W "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?' [3 b5 x/ D& d
, J" k3 u" r0 l3 \ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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