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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % Y/ `5 c/ j. E
性本善:Sex is good. " y4 O0 M0 Q, X3 K
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ v" o+ f* a$ N+ l) P习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ G8 x) v# g/ x4 l/ k5 m苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
. w( x' Z0 s4 O. Z性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ) m2 b; g/ B% H: W7 K/ l5 z
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " h* S% {) n- f; d
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 \) o! \; Z0 H5 }择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 6 i0 V1 _- U( {" G2 Z/ x
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子不学:If you don't study hard, $ P( ~8 m, i; c: w
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. : S! ]: x. J3 _- Z0 p9 t4 o! J
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # ?6 I1 L8 X" v
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 a7 m3 Z& }/ B教五子 All his five son took it & h+ }4 {: k, E1 M
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 4 g" H+ X1 s  `
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, / m9 d  J2 F, \! h) E
父之过 It is all your fault.
- V' E& ~0 V: p: [- T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 g# }/ s! v5 |1 ?师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 `* {1 Q% S0 u3 B5 B7 v9 z

+ v" D$ q6 [9 ^9 F9 ?9 a2 d6 g子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 c1 P0 k4 L: @: e+ S# d% ~+ w, t非所宜 but that is a real mistake - k1 g0 ~3 O0 @0 z% K
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, . s1 d. M$ ^. R* d3 Z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 `3 x( @$ D, Y3 h* N  u玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ! p' ~3 h: y+ `: ]5 h* ~4 L) R
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.   O# F6 ]4 e& d4 e( l! ]; h" M
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; l1 U9 e4 c# M# ^9 @  W不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!: ?# q5 c" R+ `0 y! C. F
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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