爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 K( c$ }' b: c6 c+ R( `3 p% d- I性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
  _( ?( ?, K" y0 K4 z: F' o习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( k, x2 l* X5 v  H! q& N苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* o, H0 d5 ]0 s性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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# E5 y( t7 `& K* R教之道：The way of learning it
. P- V8 D" c! g1 s1 i: }2 X: a" k贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

; O% ~; G) m: f9 \) y昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% U/ a. _$ @0 S1 o5 ]; t择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ H5 m( |; e: k) D! `5 z断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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5 X, o' j1 X3 ~4 A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ a7 h3 i: ~+ r( [; K8 v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) i! v' a: t% @, A3 q  L+ Y+ T* D0 W教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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- P. W  j) i! D( k, S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ d% C0 P3 V& Y, g父之过 It is all your fault.
8 U: s& y# J: K6 _教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

+ [3 q5 E+ e# M1 W$ m+ j8 K- P子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ r$ b5 `2 w4 m7 V6 s2 E不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 s+ C$ x6 g, p# o/ i% t1 x人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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