爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
3 M$ E( s/ r% n+ D. [. l7 B习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 A% R5 v; t) w& k苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
( O/ u9 Q% k" p性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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8 `6 j7 O0 F$ v# {1 @教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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) H5 D3 k; ~% c' [; G% m- ~! r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, G5 {) o# B! N- ^" f; e" v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' f1 X4 {/ o) W5 e( y父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 A( M6 Q& E7 X5 d" i# J* N师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; y  ], p3 d' p1 ^. G- J7 u& C. x# F幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 ^9 i/ z' k5 I: h0 ^8 Z% B+ ]4 r! ~; B2 u老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 q# ?, @- j, z7 T人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
: g6 g* Y& x2 P2 y1 s$ uFaint!!!!!!!!!!!