酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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& h+ c( l& s0 a) B: i7 {, O3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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' w; c; P, K' Z( X4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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1 |  m" Q# \7 \. P. _- C8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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$ ]  H* D' F) e0 @9 r5 j10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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, v) n3 W$ k& Z" T3 A) c3 ?1 w16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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$ u6 E/ h$ ~* ?% X6 e! K17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


0 ~# C3 C4 {/ H18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


- Q0 _) K4 J+ @5 L8 v! k" g20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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4 t& u+ B4 Q' `9 r+ I  O! E% Y22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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, o7 @6 s* N9 H: M" p3 m- Z23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.