酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


3 D6 N6 f9 ?9 e  e, y3 b7 o1 X" k/ ^1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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/ L" ]* u1 j+ z5 C  h$ |3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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5 D' ~: R9 m5 A' n  l* c' Q- ~4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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4 j! |5 d2 {6 k8 o- C. _$ ^- \' N5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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+ l* X: w; k. y' g2 b$ N8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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- }- s  a4 [+ \( V2 w11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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4 x6 f! [. O. L12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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0 Y6 h7 ]! A# E7 ~13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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: H8 ~# U; D* b17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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' Q' A8 @% H( P+ s21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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" d5 t" ?( I1 m  m23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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. q* B$ s( l0 ^" J& d$ k24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.