酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


+ {2 ~# K( S' E, S* I4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


8 f7 f" r+ v& U6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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: K0 X; k; w+ D) R; _6 D7 x7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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" [4 ^# T. [! v/ z, D+ _8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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) P+ L; p  M6 I; n9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


/ A1 ^2 y7 U3 O2 p. [12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


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; m; {7 j" F8 o3 q/ p14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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) g- x2 n* L+ Y  l15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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$ y) K5 G" H) C! P: i16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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3 t+ V4 A1 R. U21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


# J' Z5 M& Z6 a- y. E24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.