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酒吧规矩!!!
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) b7 W7 p# H* ?% e$ P- c+ F2 K6 ~) b1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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' T( N/ ]  c3 r+ {. G" i3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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) u9 H. _/ f6 W5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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. i- s7 A- L6 w6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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6 ~; t# i( r1 [5 t, g6 c9 w7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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" S! O2 u) _  z( ~- ?8 @4 g+ S9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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# F8 T& g  e# ~2 G2 E10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


5 D& Q# E/ {6 _7 ~& [3 d( M0 m1 b14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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  o3 v* ]2 e& B' s# o4 |1 J! z18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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" P. ~" ?9 Y4 Y% H19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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( r* W+ _+ F7 q1 p24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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+ V+ K& S! s/ e- h  Q25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.