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酒吧规矩!!!
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3 S( q7 {) }6 ^9 C; G& L1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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5 N6 f" q( `) h! E4 q3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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2 p6 Q* P7 \& e) D7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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" m/ p( K8 ?+ a8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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8 W5 z8 o' Y1 P- i# X  d) [+ B5 E15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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. K' ?: p3 B/ f3 @5 j16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


/ Q4 F! @9 j& H" h& b9 F18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


- _" @& O+ e3 R! p- c* |4 T( |2 e19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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& p- v: ?/ }. m22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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1 H( v% C* ^6 z( d( C$ j24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.