酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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, z: G  O& o$ q3 O2. Always toast before doing a shot.


! O3 P0 k; Y! `0 W& C- B( {3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


' J2 z! k( v' O, W+ d* J4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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! a' G) s; ~& ^- _6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7 s* a( |$ D0 R, w1 n: U7 z7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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0 ]" L% d( |  T8 B% {( N8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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. h9 Q2 v4 x5 _# `/ g  ~5 ]9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


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: |% a. A2 _* V, o14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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, h' n9 A; \0 Q+ h  ^5 i16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


. F( q7 v: _. P1 y/ u18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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% D$ I( C2 E# \# M19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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; _$ k: ]8 x, \  U3 K- n21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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' ?% c6 Z, R6 k/ C1 s6 |23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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& m! n: t6 v0 a' Z) f4 i/ c( X' P25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.