美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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8 L) Q! w9 y( \% p" jbe nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

' e" J' c# |: N4 M对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

0 e8 `! ?& \$ n( K& B6 YTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

! V- x( [9 [" f1 N+ S时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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0 ~) @9 b6 u# A+ P; P1 u) AAll men are animals, some just make better pets.
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男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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( D$ c! q* O& f- B+ _4 XIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。