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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初: At the beginning of life.
/ _3 ]/ U. Y3 w( b( w2 T, o0 V性本善: Sex is good.
1 _' h; e& x5 Y6 b. r性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. * }4 V7 R) ~& L5 \, o
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ G* X7 Y- R& y8 ]. Q! P% k8 X1 J苟不教: If you do not practise all the time. ! j% y- Y, f& ~
性乃迁: Sex will leave you..
: e3 c7 n' o' e3 X4 D; _教之道: The way of learning it
/ P* l! e) v& `2 L* t6 l贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
; |2 K! w# k, S" U5 t4 h昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng / e' q2 J* T8 y6 \1 v' _, O
择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # }- o1 I4 ^, q& D" J6 g+ q* V0 p
子不学: If you don’t study hard,
& F" G! A! k2 L  R: v* |& c+ X1 N3 W4 B断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
8 z  F: Z( }$ j3 H窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; I! m% X+ Q8 x1 Q! I
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 w0 r5 T5 N; O) Q- E8 K教五子 All his five son took it
' W% ^2 v! C$ v5 W, Z! r名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
# V, Q  \% @/ [' k8 I养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, + A0 p1 `1 I( b( k
父之过 It is all your fault. ! X" g1 Q4 [3 I* ^
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 m. \/ f/ O. Y. k" _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + @5 m) s. \. r8 f& _
子不学 You may refuse to study this 2 ?2 ~- O) u$ J! i( I
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
. o+ D7 _) S  O幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
2 D, X( s# J5 G7 ~老何为 You will lose your ability when aged 7 R* D1 X' O+ J
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick, 2 {5 R% Z. r$ h9 x' {
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
% g; ]: t3 }( \3 T) D人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
1 L; ?* u& ~+ p) q; ^; ?不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
$ I1 E3 [% A8 U# ]( ~- Q人之初: At the beginning of life.
& ?* U& B4 {- O* Z! k+ T! }: {性本善: Sex is good. 0 x$ F( A& W1 x1 f
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
6 S1 B: a8 i0 W& G8 Z9 g( T3 \# ^" N习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 V9 Z) |, B) w6 W3 w7 \
苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...

4 o/ R/ I6 l: w. c7 }; \3 m服了!
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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表+ M0 }. [3 c1 h# R/ l) u
春泥是我的好導師。
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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0 z5 A* n+ W% n) _) Q9 u此地无银三百两?; Q; T- u. h) ]- {; d/ V) ]
春泥翻释水平很高啊!" ]  M2 z- H2 v/ ]

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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless
. Z# l2 L# @' g) m+ o这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
Your Dick will become useless
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