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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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4 D, e1 A' h& W7 I! ^# dSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
- c- e; \- A6 a/ s9 N) k: O  M7 eSnape: Who is it? ( M( `% f" D5 @4 I
Voldemort: You-know-who!
1 ?1 _7 Y: ~) J+ V$ e  l( OSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 6 O& O7 V% M+ z  k' q) I
Voldemort: You-know-who!
8 q* ~' E; y' h, zSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
% i% k( n" F- n9 W0 K3 bVoldemort: The dark Lord!
! o. s& l* ]$ g4 D3 ^5 y# PSnape: Sauron??? / _+ X( g  {% d
Voldemort: The other one...
- G6 w! i8 a2 G8 `% D6 P, b1 aSnape: Darth Vader???
" R9 F! z& F( QVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! # z8 C; \! u7 K) a9 ]2 {8 c. W  Y) D- @
Snape: Hermione???? ; j/ w, C3 C5 _( i

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6 v8 F4 }+ Z$ o0 Z  p$ h3 `5 ?Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
. d6 h, x% M8 t1 s$ n. x+ {Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ' |) }. k9 G2 {% _% x" b$ G. T
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ) {% V) a, q% }
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ' C: ~0 L- Y. f% h6 r+ D3 C3 q5 P
Voldemort: Your twin brother!   l+ q9 Q( n( R- _- n) F8 T
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! # o2 s$ ?5 i/ D  ?9 n: j+ o+ I0 k
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! # C3 @; ~4 [7 Z0 r6 T
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
, t1 d! V4 I6 I2 j+ zHarry: Your cauldron.
" Z! b+ r) N0 Z& ySeverus: What's a cauldron?
1 }, B2 N! Q' ?" V  nHarry: Dunno.
& }( M9 u! I% J, V1 F1 ESeverus: Looks like something to eat. 2 }8 C* z9 T8 D6 x# x5 B
Harry: Yeah. 9 q: v" n7 b  G) o
Severus: You first. 9 g8 {/ K& t" ]2 L% ]
Harry: It's delicious.
/ K" A7 I3 G3 P; VSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!+ d' o5 ?* P4 O, u' h
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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