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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. : R [. r# ^+ v# |5 h
Snape: Who is it? 4 h* \2 [" Y7 d$ f& k6 s. o
Voldemort: You-know-who!
( |7 V; e. A2 S9 O: v3 WSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? * W: F0 {* P. Y( A' M
Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 Y9 A8 r- {9 r
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
+ T( L6 X* X0 SVoldemort: The dark Lord!
3 M2 l& k1 _4 g1 C9 U XSnape: Sauron??? 5 J* C! o4 ~% A
Voldemort: The other one... 3 x' [; \4 ]0 R, e
Snape: Darth Vader???
) r0 ~' l9 I% t4 w2 gVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
" S. S A, e* l FSnape: Hermione????
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& U8 F. |1 M" v3 Z2 n7 Y, tVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
& g' B2 u8 p2 K1 w8 |4 w( PSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
' W1 e, M: K/ k0 OVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 5 M7 X2 w; F6 U1 e* `
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 6 W. U; O2 }! t3 _
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 0 T( M7 G; |6 M& n1 x
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 8 K- } y/ g0 r4 N' B8 d# N
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
7 |, \: H/ D" N- `# n. SSnape: Okay, no problem!( V7 m+ s$ F. P1 s
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Severus: What's that? W8 a* g( O/ Z) c# t' w1 i
Harry: Your cauldron.
- {( J/ s. p( ~/ MSeverus: What's a cauldron?
1 M* C6 M5 H: I7 O, L( y5 \Harry: Dunno. 5 W3 |7 M2 h/ E
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
0 |% \ L7 A/ f- i$ I9 [/ H VHarry: Yeah. 0 V- |, f+ R( {0 Q+ F1 n
Severus: You first. 8 B1 f8 T4 S9 \. Z
Harry: It's delicious. # u/ d' |! B0 y: M5 I# p& s
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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