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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
1 I5 V, F- U# n" n1 B+ `, _Snape: Who is it?
& n% n) F" {/ K2 N7 LVoldemort: You-know-who!
* Z n. U7 ?$ x4 f5 `0 v; S6 ]Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
, [* x- P8 F' _. z, ~% ^0 xVoldemort: You-know-who!
! b* t w N5 w/ U9 CSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
1 L' E F: s* k; \7 MVoldemort: The dark Lord! + U; R# J! J, E! E% q% D5 K: ^, T
Snape: Sauron???
9 I0 ^8 T f( V8 EVoldemort: The other one... 0 o2 ~/ F5 s4 R# E- Z6 X
Snape: Darth Vader???
" U8 d$ i9 d+ e! ZVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! / S! Y' }0 y! ~( Y! ^
Snape: Hermione???? 1 I# `/ ~- P" @) g) ~& @0 _& n
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 g z6 f9 x' ]$ Y4 d4 d* nSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 6 t6 m/ b# s) D5 y8 w, P
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 4 q- ^0 k- h% [# j
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
" v3 \- n; ?0 Y M$ oVoldemort: Your twin brother!
1 S1 z" R0 F9 oSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
9 `6 _' R7 B" x4 X/ O* ?Voldemort: He's the younger twin! * ~+ I" H" z8 y: E6 i$ U
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
+ U: _" U$ E m+ ~Harry: Your cauldron.
! b* y p5 a& t3 R3 w4 f+ C tSeverus: What's a cauldron? " Q% n4 r9 A& _5 m; q
Harry: Dunno.
. a; z. z- L. s+ M JSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 2 `* E, E6 n/ _1 t- R7 v
Harry: Yeah.
+ Z3 n$ ?; M" o' QSeverus: You first. 7 x: E# B- I& p, V7 `6 x
Harry: It's delicious. . V" ~; g5 P- |) l
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!/ Z+ u! V- }" C! i. N* Z- I
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