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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
/ g3 L$ [. B  }7 Y, I7 `) w/ n3 QSnape: Who is it? . @& h5 j4 e. l
Voldemort: You-know-who! ; ]* m9 \7 l* F$ [# o# G4 I: d3 ?. k+ W
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
3 o, X; `, K$ O  p9 x/ ^" AVoldemort: You-know-who!
+ j# p' q1 U) r0 J1 h9 gSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? / C3 \# f# f& g, x& P* C8 ?
Voldemort: The dark Lord! ; q! s9 K$ [, p; e# y
Snape: Sauron??? + ]. [; u3 F6 w% @( E6 T
Voldemort: The other one... + T4 W4 Z2 g: k2 {
Snape: Darth Vader???
8 N- ^) N7 q7 F$ tVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ; x2 B+ L8 |' H# \. x
Snape: Hermione???? & V) ?. i+ Z2 M3 I7 ?( R/ o
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 k* D1 M4 F/ M% w. _  JSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 9 u* @1 y) Y" V2 n; g
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
* W& R2 `* A3 T% `9 XSnape: So Harry is my brother? ) K  e$ g) v3 n, q' g. `& r& k
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 5 e$ a: Q0 C; q! q7 j" z9 k3 u
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! , w0 E' y9 r, {
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
5 Z/ Z7 D) h4 lSnape: Okay, no problem!8 c% [! n2 q! k" k5 z" f' R. m" ]

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Severus: What's that?
" u; b% }5 N$ G5 tHarry: Your cauldron. - u9 ]- M+ g7 T, `4 D/ A3 j8 \! q
Severus: What's a cauldron? : K' {) u' t5 \0 k9 v+ h: W
Harry: Dunno. 2 a) f( x& Y* H0 |5 n  V9 z. \
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
6 q+ c  {9 L" |6 P# hHarry: Yeah.
9 V/ i! i/ j. jSeverus: You first.
* i: B* f0 X( P* V7 G- e; fHarry: It's delicious. : N# }3 W9 V6 \- x
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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