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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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# {# b: V7 b) e) D# w! NSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
' J" k) A# k8 p4 @9 VSnape: Who is it?
. b0 z" Q7 b6 P  K. S& }Voldemort: You-know-who!
: v4 `" J+ R7 y9 k2 {Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
9 ]+ t3 _6 g3 ~Voldemort: You-know-who! ( @1 E+ Q2 Z) ]1 `3 R% S
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 4 @; H. b2 x( f0 w& g: }
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 0 e, [) ]: _; _0 S' i8 }  L
Snape: Sauron???
/ G# _6 ?: n+ S8 `' {5 m" ]Voldemort: The other one... - c7 B) I% f" `2 M2 E
Snape: Darth Vader??? % _) J6 X& B9 l& f6 H* A3 N) [9 ~
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! " ?; Z9 _; E: |  K/ z4 N
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ) m' ~' c8 O7 b8 N' W$ R
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
2 {, f: y# C1 Q4 n& ]Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!   ~" T% d7 P. T+ ^& Y$ [' D
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 3 ], y. f( E& d% U, m, N" A8 Z
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
% B. {8 r" z; M1 t! _4 zSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
! c/ T# M6 l7 L5 t/ \; pVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ( H8 g( G3 _6 b- ]1 H
Snape: Okay, no problem!" u, X9 e& X, }; Q2 a. r  r' p
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Severus: What's that? . Y4 E; }" d' w- K9 f$ Y5 S
Harry: Your cauldron.
* I1 W3 x; h0 wSeverus: What's a cauldron?   j! Q# F  e( Y& a8 h  w
Harry: Dunno.
; l; Q. L6 }% F" v  ESeverus: Looks like something to eat.
3 A  M! I) l# b* OHarry: Yeah.
, s2 I& m& K6 d2 g% j% T  `  \Severus: You first. 2 a, C7 z3 J) c; q, X
Harry: It's delicious. $ o! W: x: Y, `( [
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!) x6 J6 B+ p1 `+ Z
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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