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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.( b2 o4 |/ r! M# [
) {2 }" f7 y* c3 t5 {, D2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]6 `6 @0 s1 m% B* M- s
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.4 c6 j) Y+ ~. P" P
# E' t( A+ W. r; J! f& o4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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7 v4 u; B5 x. V! o4 N% G4 x5 s5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 K. ^ O$ I9 Y7 }
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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8 s. P1 J) F! [" v7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.0 M3 X, ?' t; h1 h6 E) J3 u! J5 @
; y3 B& M! @' j2 d* m: { C9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 6 V, i g. V7 ?( Y) {2 { v
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
. T: `/ K5 R/ z( a- l- w(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, * o, w; p! }) q; e9 ?
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
. j; F# H0 ]0 w& g& JEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill./ z4 j0 d' h. N" [3 n2 Y
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12. Gopher = speedbump.7 S& Z4 ] x/ U
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas." G% V3 L* O$ M/ M+ s" H4 ~
6 F6 |+ C5 ^+ F4 H g+ ~8 ?/ {14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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