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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.* T6 _. _' d! _5 j5 ]# Q2 _
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 8 W; e4 p- A& v% o5 t) `3 O4 _' C
9 t% x% h+ K+ M( y) l! I O' n6 h5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ! m0 d& T! Y$ o8 L6 f( S; O! x
. q5 X2 ~# l6 Q- Z+ G6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.7 D3 Z3 w! c) s% j2 L4 E8 Q
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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0 {( f1 w5 l: D* _4 i9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton); A( K% i- ~, d+ F" m! }, y! b6 H9 F) |
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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- U% a+ y! u7 Z. S; f4 c" a; h4 r11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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5 o6 y5 n3 Q; Z12. Gopher = speedbump.
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( t: U9 A( S# I' Q) z) \13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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- \% K! s' f* J: N( g2 {9 h14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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