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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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* G z# X b/ p& G8 E9 R* A. k2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]$ G7 |/ j6 n4 C0 t' ^
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. # H! ~3 h' N# K' L E# H
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. + z: `7 E! J# D' S! G
9 r% ]( o( @! A, r5 V0 [6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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K4 ]4 ]. V8 o9 C2 N4 F* k7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.4 [6 Y7 x5 _/ A! V) A* w0 H- U
/ l! }/ m" Q; ]' C& a' o4 h# H( `4 s8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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/ C; {9 j7 y% q( l+ j, D$ |) |4 ]" J9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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( Q+ U) [9 ]9 Q; {+ N11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
. H- b8 J% P4 u6 W+ K& oyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
' X" v- F/ A$ `Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.( N. y8 o/ S9 l2 ?1 x
0 |" ]0 @: n- n6 ?9 ^8 g13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.. C p u# V& y0 D/ t
# X6 ~2 J% X |/ D, K) ^14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
$ k# R- A( U" d4 N8 d* Z# j" ?friends from Alberta. |
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