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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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Me: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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9 }' S0 J3 {5 D4 sShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"4 R7 z- A, ^' ^6 W7 w0 _0 g. U) s
8 z/ U2 W* P! ]1 O/ j15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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