All Numbers Are Equal 7 H" j9 v2 B7 y2 P6 h w3 u
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then - G3 V4 j' B3 a# y* J [
# Y! k3 Z2 R; f9 f2 p4 [a + b = t $ ?) \9 r S# F9 g9 K. _! ?(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) 8 {+ E# z% P0 S# I: ra^2 - b^2 = ta - tb7 m* ]! a4 i1 F! y( o1 Y0 f7 K
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb6 W/ I3 N) n% L. J8 [ H
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/44 k! `7 e$ c3 _0 Y5 C5 q4 K( X: K+ Z9 o
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 " q u; E& b$ G5 F4 H) ^a - t/2 = b - t/2$ U' J7 r. b2 G5 \
a = b " Y2 ~+ z, Z* I9 n) B
2 G6 v# d5 \/ r! Z: DSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.