 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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/ t9 i2 B1 J& R7 AIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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1 Y: V7 Z1 T% L: X1 {" q/ z& b9 e* VDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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' w I9 _- l3 s9 xCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.% n& a' \9 R# @; I) _$ V
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5 k1 S, X- [. JShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. / [# R$ U% y k) b% V4 u
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8 X9 [7 T# H! nFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'6 ]! r' M7 S, Q6 {0 Z7 f
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut# M6 Q Z5 |5 `2 L) @* m
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! , r) G0 ^% E1 T* e2 K# B4 D
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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