 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. : R& F4 U( L- L3 k9 I
- @2 O+ V8 n2 n* ZIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed./ B# L0 y0 `8 ~3 W, [$ t" r
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/ W. I0 x' G- Z1 E u) W$ dThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.7 c* G, @/ F* T% r) x
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.5 T( W1 I. R2 j# o
! W5 p d8 R1 o( y. t& L5 jDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 R0 H# q b t! n, ]2 K4 X! F* i/ B
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9 t$ H$ d2 H4 e! KIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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: }. C8 j6 l' [# u, b7 h$ V. o% NCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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: i; f0 Z" }( R! @0 |; w4 P! f7 |She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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: w4 O, c" B3 ?. Z- \+ k1 JFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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* A `- g/ k6 Y# e5 iThat's when she shot him.
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3 W- y. ^7 p) p' ]You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut/ P) S, T4 t9 [( ?1 U
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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