 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. & ^2 O- ]" a2 g9 k
( _1 [, E+ A/ \" l4 ]8 UIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.2 ^5 Z8 `# j6 |! T
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n2 W5 M6 k" nArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.% i5 Y5 W+ I' [- B' N n4 t" v
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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9 c4 F( X: S; P0 x6 M: s) oIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. X; }( c! B, _9 d9 |+ ]
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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; l% k; q* y. X6 ?% DShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 0 D; u. h/ W; m) M j' \) J
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& I6 \. \9 ~' Y2 CFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'& c% g7 X5 q) h7 X5 R. \) d
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That's when she shot him.+ _8 f* ~; `: S D
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& D5 A' j+ m7 V3 ?* qYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut% K: S; Z" d" m) O: g7 X
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! : E4 V3 y- a3 e# D
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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