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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 7 s: P8 f6 e: ^2 N: r
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed./ Z* b6 `+ |! T$ A
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.5 w7 ]7 }% D1 ]; K( a8 [5 I
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! ^% \. x1 U: [% x: sArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.4 p( `! |) \4 B
( e& N" Z4 t2 V* H% C+ P/ pDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.5 {2 F; _% k0 n
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.* Y+ ~% b$ g8 G f! Z
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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H* d+ N0 h# C; R3 H0 F0 U, P5 YShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 7 D: W; e$ k4 W: s
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'! J j+ h3 H3 Q- R2 Y* f
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& _# `5 X+ Z6 b: GThat's when she shot him.
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6 w8 U2 {3 p1 |$ } }5 y# E+ Q$ G ] MYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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