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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 5 `" f) J0 t. `8 K( `; [
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.. i2 \% v' ~9 w/ [
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. E4 Y M; D7 C8 o0 MThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.5 [4 k6 Q5 o) Z3 r) e' s& v
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.7 H/ z2 W* m8 [% R/ I1 i8 Z
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6 {; F! ]& j5 N1 m0 o$ L/ vCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank." ~$ h0 l4 i3 O- v: e" B; k
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 1 x. ~8 y- E0 t( A% W
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'2 N5 p: y5 U- ?. U
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That's when she shot him.
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+ ~/ { K& k$ F4 i8 ]+ RYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut4 a X: N: H3 M( H
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 9 {9 a& E) Z1 g3 S. v: [4 P; } D# F) }
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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