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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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/ R, L6 d6 L' h$ d. A1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
9 o3 t) T" j; K8 j) u2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
2 x' J, ^+ o- e/ n3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
3 r3 M- {6 B' | O% H8 _4 _4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.' ]# C2 J, w9 w" e! Q
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
$ i" V4 p7 Z2 k1 l5 q, C6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
2 [1 t% d7 d" a7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.5 k( q+ S7 M% S; \7 k* @
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. h# A0 |# ~+ B! y( B$ \' o+ h
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