 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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0 W- |$ A0 F' p/ Q1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
0 i% u3 r! V* I8 }2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
, f/ m# x0 T3 I9 A" t3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.% g' ~2 x- y* r' d; Q: S
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
5 @4 z$ H3 H' u ]5 ^1 z5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”." ]- ^' {- a9 v/ `( @9 d
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.0 L0 O" i- J. `: B' ^* P8 \+ E
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( q# i k2 f: v& g
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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