 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)3 c, U" [8 m5 U4 r t5 A& L4 n
" o9 X1 q$ L3 v1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.4 d0 `) H! @! G
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
+ j. i, I4 Y5 |7 j/ K1 x3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
% ~/ [- L, g: k' q; f7 C3 N( D4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.( y! D/ |$ |3 A/ V& i5 X
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
/ ^5 O9 k7 v& H M; |6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.6 y! S) ~: \7 H
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.4 ?' }! T$ B: K4 V
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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