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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Why?
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  l9 t3 @2 x( ^3 R. ^Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. 3 ~# R) R( l2 r9 w/ D
Maria: This is it.
% j6 J" V1 J% M2 F% P' I9 cTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗2 F' R. F* w+ w& q( m6 \) E# P
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.. x9 t9 F( e# p5 u/ q
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."# |2 o( h! E. M7 J. @7 ]1 }* Q: ~
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine., I* y! Z0 s) P1 k7 K  I

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Man: No, I wasn't.
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?( R! K0 t; F1 Z  d- B8 H4 @) N/ C+ ?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
9 u9 K" x  j+ d% Z# N1 QMan: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!; _# h" J* [2 \2 K1 S; N9 J
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap., E& y0 N. D+ n6 A& m  ?
A: I don't have one.
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A: Can't afford one.
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  G! D: M3 K" G! u" h* E4 ?% K& |B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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A: I don't have bread.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
7 e0 g( D& [3 r! V$ d5 WGod: "To me it's a penny."
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7 d8 c' Y6 P1 G- EGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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$ R. _# m' ^# wShe lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. ! L( {; {& v9 B* J4 K$ J( p
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
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Q: What letter is a part of the head?
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尘肺???????????
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/ _/ h0 V- y$ d4 f4 h补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):7 v- M- c" a0 c9 f" }
I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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3 U2 g: `& ~: B6 |great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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$ |/ K* R: C1 F) W# j% |他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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9 ?3 |" H' ^! Y: v( ^. o) E以I开头造句:
; k& s3 R% K  y  W6 x( q2 c他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I
" C7 X# W* c. Y( i; j"I" is the ninth letter
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