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* v$ V/ ~. a% b4 IEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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) v4 R+ F. [; F# n% E7 U AMore pictures are here
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.8 r- h* O2 F+ Z: u7 ~0 m" `, {# Q
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
, s; Y4 V/ r, c& S#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
$ t5 ?6 w X5 r, W- M6 G! c/ \#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.6 e" ?0 H% N) Y/ @ Q [: `; M
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
1 G6 X5 q' a t. N+ x#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
+ k! k* g& Z' ~6 A#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.7 `, |6 ^/ e7 x3 q- x8 _
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.' S' E0 M1 y7 A* W7 O+ c* _4 r+ y
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.% L5 R! i; F. b" `
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?$ {# u0 C- U6 w
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.* ~# `& \- D- _+ o& ^
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 8 O/ l% G1 D3 s- b% {5 |. M
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