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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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( d7 Y6 g9 J' `  REnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:2 p  {, f+ |" r" q5 \
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/6 f2 ?' M+ w0 _2 f  k6 t9 W" a
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More pictures are here! E/ \3 f- C* k8 V0 R
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, l. K& n% \1 z8 |( R# ^7 ILife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
; Z) P: H; t: H4 t9 \#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
+ e+ \& ~# ]+ q#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.. l5 X- {1 M: m3 r
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.- w# J- c. j4 W( C4 k
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.6 C! r/ y2 N% J. p
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.1 U, y  D2 e" D' R
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.1 T4 o; f; u! K5 [( Q
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.) L& U3 p' g* A7 Y2 [' Z& h
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下& r$ U+ U; J) a) c6 [
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由# d9 w9 h) x2 X4 t: A" W1 }
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 ; m$ X( e0 |- s
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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