This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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More pictures are here
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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8 X% ^( F! ]# J+ O5 UTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
) ], e3 x4 A$ j1 _#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
1 X% y: k7 ^" D! Y  L#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
; I. t. f" |3 D2 E  ~) i#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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# u* B+ L) B  N- \/ M5 D5 p: l#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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8 m  \+ W" R+ n( }8 N! j4 N/ YAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
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that's good one