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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:5 v, _4 `9 w$ R. E# K
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/+ @% L$ p( n2 j; G0 h! {. I0 g
, }/ {, ~2 {, X6 x# VMore pictures are here: c$ b! k5 U" R3 f. z& r
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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& O# N. _' C$ n: S5 I V1 ?Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.# x& Y4 R% Y7 ^) e7 D+ _+ Y) {* X7 L& u
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman: u5 M, P1 ~- N$ H- b$ x- j
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. & J( L: @ h. H" P: t) ~% V& \; m4 y
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
4 b* \: Q$ Q3 J#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
+ m0 ^0 g3 c A: v+ a7 i#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
# ?* X/ c/ ]1 J8 o+ D#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
4 r7 s$ b2 m& c. y) o) y#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
" z& E& {) ?1 B9 R) S( ^; S#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
: k4 J. Q3 y, M# s#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
" P! G. o, G" ~/ v8 U. m#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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% N9 J* o9 j) ]- ~' n% Z9 L: mAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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3 w7 r6 c( ^2 B3 M# ]) `5 j( W#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "2 S( ^3 E, h0 H$ Y$ b
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