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! v$ Z8 [1 K/ g$ f) GEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.2 q, b. k5 u- }+ r: f, r2 I
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman- R% e0 k6 J; j% c/ k
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
2 @- \, v H, n+ E#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.1 q& \1 O" j; w4 m
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.6 b# c. L7 _- @4 [ f
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.( F7 E$ ?# B$ t
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.3 H+ R: l; `- @) X- v
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.5 {- S: D0 x2 U
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.1 t+ I' a# _* |0 V4 b
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?$ h3 R3 l- B3 w/ e( Q' c/ ]
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... . W0 e( N+ s' Q2 f( q
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "2 x- {" b+ [9 U1 n- r+ Q6 S- |
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