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Dating process:
% [- K8 M$ J! s9 B' {5 U% L6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
& d$ R3 j" Q$ H* M; ]6 months : Of course I love U.
5 |9 ~) i6 o7 A: j' v* c: _1 s6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?) o0 |) s7 l+ |
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Back from Work:
/ Y- |: a" c3 B! d6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
+ X; y, E7 Q2 Z2 d H: A' e6 D6 months : BACK!!
9 H/ B* S( {8 A6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
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# R/ u+ _$ O; i e2 w8 |0 \Gifts:# m Z8 \; ^/ t, `0 G4 [& T
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
+ m: z- \/ |9 }/ \% X" F6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom. ; T; X l" o. D5 {- O+ S2 z: Q8 O
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.) v! M, A6 P8 r6 t* D+ t* h
1 j! }7 X3 M* T8 }8 @Phone Ringing:
/ W" a% T0 Z( L1 r$ j r# q6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.5 n. y' H+ ]/ F+ N ?
6 months : Here, for you.( W0 ]5 E$ F' b' D
6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!8 Y, }( K0 h, T' ~2 n6 H. e$ l; l
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Cooking:: S g" n/ i9 q) g2 h7 P
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
$ g* [* Y- i& O ^+ ^ _6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
4 y$ j9 w& a+ z) x6 years : AGAIN!!!!
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Apology:
/ E {5 B1 H& V* v2 d& w( Q7 d/ C6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
- Z7 T: i, J& N# i" S4 {6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
, `6 h, d7 j# ~% \1 M6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
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New Dress:
5 j6 _" j3 A! Y; P4 u' z3 R2 ^6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
9 a7 m; l6 Q9 Q* t/ E( s9 f6 months: You bought a new dress again???
& G6 B. ?" \ w7 J! T6 ^; @6 years : How much did THAT cost me?, u8 Z+ A" M+ ~, e0 A
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Planning for Vacations:- x+ T7 D1 {! E& X6 h+ v% Q
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??0 F# F9 t1 p5 B) l, n
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?) C0 x. i2 \, w3 G" I1 C
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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TV:
; V! E8 z. b8 U: g; m6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?9 \2 ~: R/ c: T: N2 f
6 months : I like this movie.) p2 Q/ ~) Z( S" z
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
5 E) Q- a& L8 q, j |# z. j! B bed, I can stay up by myself. |
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