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Dating process:
# i2 m! a7 b/ G* d6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.* L' P! Z6 z' p
6 months : Of course I love U.4 ]( l, @6 g. {& T( z
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?$ r/ Q4 ?: t0 u
" h: S+ F. X j% ~ u/ x, mBack from Work:
" o: O+ m6 {$ C( k* P4 {6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.9 F+ E) y' b, a+ a5 R% c
6 months : BACK!!/ B% [0 s$ m) A# d8 \3 D* ~
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??7 w7 y4 y, A% b( a5 f- ~' g
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Gifts:( C8 G* P: a, `* `' d6 b F3 @( O
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.$ p- |/ I% H* _( ^) o
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom.
" ~7 d3 U! }9 o. F; n( g+ H6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
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Phone Ringing:
" x/ k; ?$ A6 t; u+ S& q/ {6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
& ^) c0 W: U5 l' w. ~" _. Z: D% m6 months : Here, for you.
# }4 B5 ~( q" E; U6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!
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Cooking:
( X; I& H; `% I# r6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
( X# }7 p" s: a4 o3 |5 u6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
4 e# z- e7 C* |) D$ Q8 R. Z6 years : AGAIN!!!!
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Apology:
$ [4 `4 ]& B p5 l+ {8 z6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
! E4 H( A2 k8 l! U, b0 S0 n7 |6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.8 o& ` ]) A: @1 y7 }3 n+ w# O
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
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) l' |2 I P" A8 C FNew Dress:7 [+ I- |' w; i* O y( D6 G. s
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
4 Y9 h. A+ Y c7 D* Z6 months: You bought a new dress again???
. N* o: F8 T' I6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
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Planning for Vacations:
1 C% Q) ^+ |6 h6 K( j, V/ ?6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??2 h6 P8 H* B9 l% L" ~: X4 |
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 I8 K1 M4 \6 ^& }' w- ^2 P6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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TV:
: W& c# i' F, @, z' F5 J$ [4 g$ N. b6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?8 `3 Q& h9 Z0 x( ^( n
6 months : I like this movie. K' a/ [2 C$ ]+ G
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
' D0 ]. F% S" r6 w% L x, G) j0 ]; r" s$ @ bed, I can stay up by myself. |
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