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Dating process:# I( r: x7 r7 q0 p/ w+ {
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
$ B4 @3 o! ]* [ Q7 `3 c) E6 months : Of course I love U.
- x3 S8 v/ {) |$ R8 u3 H- I6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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6 K: R( K* ^+ K1 f$ }& uBack from Work:/ g4 P- r% E! Y
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.9 N* R+ C# b, E9 O7 G4 D
6 months : BACK!!8 l8 H+ \; f& x+ B, d
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??1 t$ z6 [" g) ^) }8 a
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Gifts:
3 r6 M6 [) X& f8 e6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
% ?( A! a6 [- D: a6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom.
3 I# k& K+ x8 a% z' `: l6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
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Phone Ringing:
* @4 a' B' R! `: y+ q5 |6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone./ i: ^$ P+ E' P" ~
6 months : Here, for you.
$ v+ `' L7 h' ^: o6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!6 M. E! D: @2 m# _0 A
, ]$ y% p# ~5 e# YCooking:7 y+ U2 Q' k% g! F6 F8 i
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!+ q# }4 o7 D+ \0 X
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
1 E e" Q, ]( c/ i6 years : AGAIN!!!!4 L& @1 \6 \- @& x3 T9 a g2 s9 \
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Apology:
. r K% p* ^3 w+ [6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
' B* g) k( Y# n( M6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
; N U3 ~0 p- _$ k2 h& ^1 c2 x6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??2 O1 J7 U; Q% E7 T& T
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New Dress:
0 } F" u& d4 D2 f( |6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.8 L/ {/ I+ q1 V! Q1 o4 r9 j( A
6 months: You bought a new dress again???2 X4 }7 Y; E. ` ?3 J. A" @3 V
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
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Planning for Vacations:: X2 ^( l) P3 n1 G
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
+ u T$ y+ d. u6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane? C" D' w' q$ T& M) \3 ]
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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TV:
3 _ d" ]7 I" O5 R: [2 y6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?; w' C3 u8 s* {) n! D
6 months : I like this movie.
- Q8 m' M, E/ ?: g6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to: y7 p/ }/ N' e3 }
bed, I can stay up by myself. |
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