最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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8 o' S9 s9 `4 r1 M! S5 N　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
$ y! `/ Z! B  Z$ t8 v1 V% ]$ _　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
0 I8 j5 T% O! E/ ~" A: t) [2 S  s　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

: z7 J9 Q: x' g. w! E　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
' [6 z. c( T. M& b; ^　　nothing to say,go home!!
/ c+ x1 p: i; J5 l　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
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+ S( X( h8 v) H　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
3 `/ H; S+ E3 u: j6 z　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9 v- `$ K2 |" q; |; v2 \$ H; o　　9． WATCH SISTER
' Z! f+ C1 V8 p- {3 e% [2 _　　表妹
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　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
. N1 Z5 d. R2 z& \4 P　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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, ~  \" m% t9 |. X1 H  J4 B' s　　11． American Chinese not enough
3 g1 q( C/ |- ?5 j/ Q　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 N1 I7 p) k$ q! }/ J6 |- C1 c　　车祸现场描述
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　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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7 O  ]. j- g) P4 H4 w: Z- d: v　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
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! X4 [0 D" l! u, o3 |7 a4 V2 ~　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
) ?( ?6 y6 Q( P( Y& M: W　　老外：I am sorry too!
% U+ n/ L  ~9 ^3 c　　小明：I am sorry three!
" u/ y; r: C4 H* F# p/ C* I　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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