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1． we two who and who？
) C' X4 N. G; g　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
4 W, O6 X# Q& g9 X% \　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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$ f& ?0 h; {# R9 u4 d6 t4 Y" C　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

9 x3 u2 e( @* @; u2 `3 A+ i; a　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
; P' A, p- _9 k, A　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝

6 i% H8 g# X7 v. c; h5 x$ g　　6． you me you me
& B) F" g" M4 n5 t5 q4 {& a" e　　彼此彼此
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　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
1 D* D" E( T$ w' N5 G' k　　你给我站住！

: i# W* E1 |. G. w" T　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
1 b  c' \$ \; V. y7 ^9 y/ J1 N　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9． WATCH SISTER
+ z4 I5 B- ^2 {' n8 V. Z　　表妹

　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
3 E" u/ g3 c3 ^/ n　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
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0 H1 m2 i* j+ Z1 B5 Q/ h  y8 c5 }　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

0 x' a. U0 ^) }9 a3 b% W0 [4 T4 f　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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" t8 i) e) j5 J$ V; F, t+ g　　14． go past ,no mistake past
! W5 z( S1 }/ l; J2 b) X　　走过路过，不要错过
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　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
/ ^. s( |1 [/ _, Q; n　　老外：What are you sorry for?
5 Q- \& a/ Q. L' f9 H0 n　　小明：I am sorry five!

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