最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
: [; N9 [; Q- F& x" [4 ^. \　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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8 |/ |, d6 j' n* O+ g　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! }" s3 e1 i) Q- J. l　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

. T$ t3 ?  l3 M# s% z　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
' @- m" }' `8 G% e　　nothing to say,go home!!
$ O; Z1 B$ n7 `! A; R: ^, @　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
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1 }7 M5 `! a) c　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

2 r7 C  S/ k- r* b　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

) Z' h  x: O- u3 o/ {　　9． WATCH SISTER
5 j8 K+ S7 @( F; n2 O- g% s　　表妹

: R/ P! v- H& ^　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
) \' S$ m% |: q: {5 c- `% j4 p2 B$ a4 C5 L　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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　　11． American Chinese not enough
, c( P$ n( \6 _' h　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, Z/ W( P: |; I( G% `　　车祸现场描述
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5 w! [$ Q. a+ D% D9 M4 {1 l. ]7 f　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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: g% |3 X" ^6 L4 f' M" J　　14． go past ,no mistake past
% u* N5 h- _3 f; `2 J$ e( z( G7 Z　　走过路过，不要错过
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　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
/ o3 @! H) c( s% ]8 L, w" g0 m　　老外：I am sorry too!
, X* I& N5 O( Z8 j8 S" y2 ~　　小明：I am sorry three!
/ A! K! {& J  J- L0 h  _　　老外：What are you sorry for?
, s6 j% h5 q, p' p9 G+ c: F　　小明：I am sorry five!

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