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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1 c3 R- z2 K( \8 _& B/ a1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) F7 ]/ r; D* m R5 h: ?. Y) L2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 a: z, U3 I. w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ \* K0 o3 n4 K W: C. ~' Q
; L/ \( }' [' D" R; K4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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J; q9 V5 ?, P! f5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., P3 E, y" @. g! {
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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; q2 }2 d. O ]' j/ M: a2 p4 ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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( O* _$ t- t+ |- q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., a2 a3 V/ a7 `/ Z
! w2 x% x+ W* L Z+ @6 w10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ @ ?5 S; z4 e+ U' R1 J+ i7 I8 E
. }" n" _: W- s) S; g( }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% l5 r; z: Q1 _6 h' B4 Q
: k3 f1 N! t! S- P0 |1 _12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 d' R' H$ Z. P C. g0 x1 @
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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% f! S4 x, x9 `; \0 H% X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.- K$ x! b7 \* B, h. b. |6 F
y& x5 O8 j3 A15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 R1 K/ n7 `9 s9 s( Z
F6 D$ L& o' M5 _16.) You take naps.
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9 |( G+ a3 ]5 _& @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- I& u- S5 Z% x; N18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 g* N* @* N; q; E9 i20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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' i; t3 X7 g( ~) C" J4 Y$ U" M21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. / ?! v! b7 Y: X0 A9 C
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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