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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # G) f& P. n9 M) D3 z. [1 |8 y
' f$ z' X( h8 H3 n2 r+ \& E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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: {* t x0 {& s2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ e; t8 v4 p& C' w0 v
2 \9 V- g8 n+ E' y# u' n' U( U* u* J3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- W- n# u! r @3 v$ Z, |
1 K0 m Z0 \* W! r: T) ~6 {4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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( q( Z2 ] O4 {( n# E5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 C( b( j! X& N8 u" J5 `3 z# B
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.9 ^: O1 M2 S+ i7 L' K7 r
7 {, D8 M3 @3 Y+ l+ H5 j& F9 k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ O9 U- u$ R: B& w, c
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 o! c6 t! T) d' f5 C
. f8 y4 x: B \: a+ Y# q& J+ l10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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0 d5 N3 ~8 T% l11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 J: N+ n7 O6 c) a7 H- V
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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1 S5 m: b' @& I/ S1 I- ?. R& p6 M. B* L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# V. Z0 ?) B W) b: K) H1 p7 a/ d* x4 @0 V14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ V3 V9 l4 r: |/ ]: \" x- x
" B! k' I+ E1 x# \15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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' T* h& z/ Z! g2 Q16.) You take naps.
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% n/ t0 G* k7 k/ d17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 @2 B, r: W. m! h( {
4 A Z/ ? J; j( W; O& \18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 X& F9 u4 u0 _( F' v2 d! D
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 P( q0 z8 V& c9 {, u8 M
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 F9 ]8 u6 W1 l8 m, Q+ F21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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5 I* |0 u3 `7 `& {6 Y22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 z1 a$ c+ ?' P, m# S" ~
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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