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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : P% s/ ` _- a1 ^' O
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 G# d8 N/ w$ G" ~5 [
7 D: j- _* ?% L. N/ i; P4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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8 u2 V) g2 S# c' {* ~( t8 T' p" x5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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# o$ g5 H7 E) p6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) v9 Z$ m" R- ]
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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* P4 {3 d/ B6 y! L7 Z/ o* ?8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. @& a8 s- `: V" u2 y. H
/ n8 H: u. s, J! n9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ B# D# }) P5 C5 h2 F0 b e10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! ~. s* U- C$ `. w
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# [$ I& {0 X) Y
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 y2 H+ G3 n$ L( x: p1 H
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16.) You take naps.1 M9 m M4 R4 U& q7 u9 H
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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