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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 ~% w- x1 R" y5 G; G& m
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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, F, p* H- n5 h9 L* x5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 y: Z" U6 A$ s( N! p6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! y( S" w( E1 o1 q6 ~8 _7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." s- Q% o5 r* x+ s6 q e
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" Z. G5 _! g7 ~2 J& C+ k3 ~% M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: J4 ?- |& b, Z1 L2 v4 u; I
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& w1 D, }; M7 @, S) Q
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& Z- Z# X3 W6 \: q
1 L z9 O0 y: `+ ]& Q4 c12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- t# {% R8 W. t+ b# g8 `# k
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 c: ~6 \; Y0 T$ g" t( z$ h
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. ^! y( _) q. y% |. @# a+ b4 G% }
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps." J: E B' U# e( |
2 }; @% h: Y% w9 h2 E17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 E# X; n9 Z7 z
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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+ Z; A2 }) \9 @ E4 I6 {/ P20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.* w0 `5 L0 q5 p& H1 ^
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( P( z! G+ t# |7 G. m1 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 T ]0 \& n! o+ |! n0 x3 c' h
- ?! f3 z* H' Y" w- b23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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