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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 * s1 [9 N. Z8 `+ ~5 F. g% l# N
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* E/ q- S* B+ _
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! v' P0 T, {0 {3 ?" Q
& B( R6 B+ x7 L5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" h, ?8 b* H# g. J6.) You watch the Weather Channel. i8 q5 @7 P$ l2 R' R3 q
; D; O# E6 V" {; h7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' c, _4 I' @+ B. e: A
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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/ v) o, {" C% A, s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 b) j* c. m1 x3 w0 A3 m9 g5 J
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 j, }2 c g% S( c! H! v) \
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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6 {% B4 v- v o+ m/ K) _" V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 q8 j" Z; L) ?* X/ x, W
9 c. U8 `) \% R13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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e3 @& R d8 m14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) u7 Q, ~3 K7 }
: l$ N. I5 f8 B7 C& |% b! }2 C! W( f15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.! n+ u# L' n* W8 `1 o ]! h! T
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16.) You take naps., Y, J" L) N- E& Q, H. |
5 H1 H. T# |# d9 F) z* {% P1 {5 k17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( e: B0 s6 w1 A& j5 Q# [
3 b- X( ?: c. p# J& q& e! s3 H18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 v$ O) N1 z$ Y
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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2 d" T* x: J, l7 X8 T6 ^1 |22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 B( S Q" Y" @8 g" N
/ D" h# B3 N5 u; |2 L) G23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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