Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
; S0 V8 K* `2 u. r2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
( k4 R! A% T% z4 d4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
% w, H6 ~% v# K9 ~7 s7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
1 w) A/ }# y0 U9 t' r1 {% A0 v) z8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  x. ^! X0 g  A8 T9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
7 u, O, I0 J6 X10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 `+ S6 r9 q9 O4 G% U0 m12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
4 C8 f2 H' M$ h) L4 S7 T13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
' g( j. c5 m, S, [; n7 T14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
) q' e2 O! E. }. A, z9 m; Q' C7 c# a3 J16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
/ i8 G3 h0 Y; [5 j. y/ r: W- ~" ]20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
, d* o8 p4 m; A21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
! u  i( O* K6 o- C" F: [22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
0 @- ~( p6 F% D23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
& T9 d- t2 o5 E) r9 ^$ I' L" c% \29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
2 w, ?  x. W& K3 K7 b* U32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
; a# D& V+ e" J  S+ K0 N% I33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
. G( L3 a3 u& Z/ L- D36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...