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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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+ S' o; U8 u0 O, r1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
: f' X: H' P6 m" s: y2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. # {9 C2 p9 |: I& A7 R+ `1 `4 e/ q' D& u: g
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ) Z$ [& @, N( ?+ V, J" r6 l
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] " Q0 m6 U F7 l* |- e, I0 U, Z
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
: w1 T7 p6 F7 W* N5 ~- ~0 e6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? + z- O$ x+ o* s+ F- x$ m+ \# Y
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 A/ m. l% z/ Q7 N/ s8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
$ w. a0 I6 m! _$ G, U* o+ g, z9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 0 H* ]; p, x3 b- A
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 2 g' k4 I$ p9 p! P# h
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
, X W8 h; ?$ U* A. m1 n7 @12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ( C2 m# {* ?. P' W1 T. P' I
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ' ?" j' E/ j0 B }# q
14. Can I flirt with you?
4 F, {' x- B* w/ C) ^15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
0 ~+ {" l3 B1 e# J# T9 H' R9 b0 x B% `16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 7 T0 R* a& ^' g. _5 \, }
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. # W, y3 a; o- U. J1 {/ o
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ) `* H% W* {9 J
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
! I% Q9 S1 t5 }$ l& h }4 P20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ! u/ u- W( i# l. u5 ]
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
v4 P/ h! [& o# u4 U6 o1 Z22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 9 _8 p; r# N" H( j# l/ z/ W4 L$ d
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
$ ^: U# U C3 e1 I: o% ]24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
( Z( u: h' W3 T, P% l3 v; g- l1 `25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. " U8 J e( [+ h5 \
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5 ~% g" ^7 |: p* N* T! m27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
. V9 U+ b) b, k# f! G8 j3 q28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
7 p$ K1 [* ?1 T2 ~ H: J29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ) u+ d" l9 S- ]: X
30. So... How am I doing'? / q0 N3 [; _% N4 h4 \. B+ P7 c5 `
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 0 n8 {: G2 B7 I( t; c! b9 G l
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ' x/ Z2 V/ i0 V: _; b! b' R$ p4 ]
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
+ V. E7 o7 y" j& k5 {34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 4 d; @8 t4 W+ \! w6 t; d8 ]
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. $ |" Y! v$ u6 J" c2 ]! _" f- \
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - k! G6 K5 N: y1 l5 b' q* \2 _
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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