Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
% a" z3 I7 i& n2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
) u  T1 u; Q% @' a% u; p5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
3 T5 m0 X0 p- ^9 [: T& ~8 o* H6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
% S( y4 F* o  _" ^7 n7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ N! r; A1 [& c  K, C0 n2 L8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  u+ W9 f$ U8 w- a- q: T0 j10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
2 g  Y/ M- b$ R6 W) q11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
  W6 t! t4 A- H( m13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
' f; |4 p: H9 N- J" t14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
) ?8 Z# t% P3 _. J  x& s" w; o17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
% E1 t+ Y& J7 u1 A# f0 e20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- I' _2 w- |- g6 x/ t% k26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
$ N  J0 N% F& M27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
8 {# }  ^1 R8 ?, _30.        So... How am I doing'?
, D* L  J/ \# Z+ E/ Y6 Q& ?5 p% g31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
3 o+ S! \  M$ H9 v1 y34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
. G. a. F( C( _+ r, m" p; D- g37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...