Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
3 g/ A( j8 w/ L! \2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
* v9 N% E6 b1 s) Z. i$ U3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
6 z, o3 |  Y4 y0 [7 N( V5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  A8 z; H0 K0 z, d# \" O# @6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
3 Z- d( W$ Y* N% ^4 x# u! ]3 c5 ?* p7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
; G# F# U! i- `9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
+ G* Q& g* o4 X, K, m7 q' n, a10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
6 M* k( C2 B/ X4 B' R* o13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* R7 a5 b% [. a16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
$ v  C+ y8 k0 _20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
/ T" ^- z6 V3 ~+ D1 P% `1 _21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
. t0 X* B# ?, L3 }: ]- Z5 S. G27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
9 i0 ~7 M0 P) ^29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
+ p0 W6 ~1 q. M) M7 O! U+ R32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
3 N* A  Y* {- }/ {5 G37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...