Pickup lines

sweetspot · 发表于 2006-4-19 16:13

These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.       I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.       Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.       OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.       Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.       You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.       Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.       Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.       The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.       Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.       That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.       My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.       My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.       Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.       Can I flirt with you?
15.       Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.       [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.       you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.       Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.       All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.       If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.       Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.       I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.       [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.       Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.       Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.       [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.       How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.       Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.       I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.       So... How am I doing'?
31.       How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.       [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.       Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.       I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.       I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.       Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.       My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...

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