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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ( I+ s0 }7 u& v: {3 L% l; u- Y& ]# Q
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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3 t( W* v# l# c- b" a( C! wThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?& d$ F. B. a) Z; {/ n
+ }0 A! P. h7 R8 u; XWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 7 L' t# n$ {7 g8 a5 ~) m8 H$ G/ b m0 ?
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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* B2 ?2 E" x/ B F- R+ ]' RThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
0 H, {, m0 S/ y# M2 H3 UDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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