1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 Q) C- [/ n7 d, _1 J
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / N& r) [7 J0 ^' ] D2.Is chicken soup good for your health? G0 _7 S( J$ A& Y Not is you’re a chicken.# e4 W. g$ c/ D' G6 s
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 6 {4 }4 P% b5 {% m9 X1 M The outside.. X6 N- W! S& [& e3 n4 M% B6 s+ q+ T
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?; S- w z! N: Z0 n0 l. j2 [
Fry-day!4 q: Q! J0 u* m& U
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?, r8 H; O1 H! w& J$ h
No idea." D5 E2 N6 N2 _0 C6 y W+ V
6.Why you go to bed? 4 x: I" I6 W. }& {! e Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 o1 v6 |& W! G2 _1 f) |3 \( R1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & I) L( h% g: g" j. s, e4 [6 [ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." t+ B# F3 E' g% d: `7 [0 B
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" D2 M5 o5 d0 ?5 u; G
Not if you’re a chicken.0 Q4 y* p+ `4 f- E. A! _! |7 J
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ( _! r; @4 q. t1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 Q: }7 ^# M; c0 ]. y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. r$ {7 Q; i' R8 ~2 u
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) v1 T/ @$ x; R/ l% U
Not is you’re a chicken. ( [* n' h9 Y: n' B! c% ~3.Which side of the chi ...
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