1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 Q( m. C- D4 P8 E U" X9 G
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; T; h+ d+ i& i$ O2 c W, W( c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?! F1 R9 N1 M. X: e
Not is you’re a chicken. % M$ U6 W" `4 n- [9 v* z3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?$ u9 x8 g6 a" N+ ], L
The outside. : Q" @, P e1 o4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 9 \, F: z: P1 ]3 c) M7 D Fry-day! z! w6 c& X3 U0 ]/ ~6 }! a2 \ Q5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 4 |! W4 m5 d+ D6 U4 _: q8 p No idea. . B/ O- h/ y8 d2 X0 \' Q6.Why you go to bed? 6 h* |& ^; t0 y Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ' B# [1 u3 Y) C3 v1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ T- F1 }. b% x6 i I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.4 O4 p" S/ M, G
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?* U5 {; E* J, g" N) b+ F! |
Not if you’re a chicken., `2 F; x. F6 w( s8 v' y
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 0 W7 A3 ^+ e. X! `9 M8 u5 `+ O1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 q# @: m: \( U! c
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.4 h1 {# F0 N f4 C7 g* G0 u3 f
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?( `3 s8 V e4 }+ Y+ K6 d
Not is you’re a chicken. ; K) C" z" A4 @: {( x3.Which side of the chi ...