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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
) u8 G, ^4 D( Y8 x I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( }. x" x: ]3 {* l' D; Z9 Y3 a0 J
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
5 `+ |, I" k3 O) J; a! ? Not is you’re a chicken.
3 T7 c$ V; [3 W5 \( [4 m" a) F3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?, @, w* G* | ^. T' o
The outside.
" e" j" d, ?% ?7 s3 E4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
8 f: `, [6 z ?1 b; R( A! M Fry-day!9 p& L4 }; `2 [1 w0 ^% A
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?; @. O l9 x4 m% M9 g, G: I7 P" \
No idea.
0 M) ~( Y! K2 a& Q6.Why you go to bed?
L, u! P+ { L& }: I Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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