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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
9 S5 M5 m, Y3 P1 `; g I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
' p- z0 W, \" \: {2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
`- J+ w" b" c8 M( ] Not is you’re a chicken.
+ Y! m! d! Q6 `5 T$ y3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?. U( j5 O" B4 l6 h' Z' Q
The outside.
! I: Z% q9 {/ y# P: V7 V6 e' P: l4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?' ^. y# J: [$ t9 t
Fry-day!
& v+ H* Y: l! G' Q; X, f# w) X/ B6 s5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
! y4 F6 z* m, z7 O& r; N, G No idea.
. `% V& |! m, ~8 q3 q" A/ U6.Why you go to bed?$ e$ U! _, o0 }* V9 c
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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