1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - L$ u( O! i8 M% ^
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 v3 o" N0 _" D: |. U: f7 Q2.Is chicken soup good for your health?$ b0 Y$ C. z4 N2 a0 ~7 H% i O
Not is you’re a chicken.! P5 l, Z. a6 O
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ) |5 ]; M( I2 D+ M2 p" F' ?+ r7 Y* ^ The outside.9 X! D0 B" r7 e* y8 ]
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 1 H9 z, C! M$ h! u4 ? Fry-day!1 E. X' x/ y% `& D
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? , K Y" V6 i. f5 y No idea. 2 B) ]4 Y1 x) A7 h C8 Q6.Why you go to bed?/ r$ S" M- d, ?+ ]( ^
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 # j: a9 K" X# d9 m4 W) y9 I1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / g3 Z2 O) H8 F4 Y0 ?2 C. Y2 U I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. A" L* ]* T; l: D9 K* e. ^
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " O8 ]. W/ ?$ Z# M% ^ Not if you’re a chicken. 8 W2 w" }' p" F0 R9 W2 ] E: `# s3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 - J8 ] x! C% Y; _3 ~1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 e7 f0 l4 o6 ?+ \. o
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 7 d" v. o& Z& l, Z0 G$ K2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 0 D* p7 G% A2 |, T/ T. x6 @3 i" A5 Z. P Not is you’re a chicken.4 N* F: U5 |/ N/ ?
3.Which side of the chi ...