1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 y) x9 o! {- l' ^9 N- Z I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 L# C+ n- B9 x2.Is chicken soup good for your health?6 r' M% M% W7 I) k3 G
Not is you’re a chicken. % z& G: T$ ]' J4 P3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? g2 X K- f7 g+ d% j/ L The outside. , k3 b. X0 S, @! o4 e0 w4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 9 k0 r4 Q$ x) ], j) v Fry-day!9 [: Z8 Z2 L* O- z
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?! \! q9 v/ |8 e6 o7 N
No idea. 4 h" O' j8 y" l) i, T: t; @6.Why you go to bed? + y! b9 }# k+ h Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 5 d1 m6 }6 D0 \3 J# Y, L0 ~. n1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + w7 G1 W( t+ h: j4 T
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. % r1 h" } [! }% A2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. Y( J5 e, p* R9 W+ r1 p( k& U, }0 M6 K
Not if you’re a chicken.8 X( m5 U! d8 A- D9 e$ ]/ N
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 - R: p* ^" Z' f4 t) s# p3 E1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # s# N% v! u% X, k2 v- _% o
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.$ \+ H I6 g2 ^
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 f' k& N4 A r/ s& \
Not is you’re a chicken.5 t. [, F5 B# z8 e6 \1 h0 y
3.Which side of the chi ...