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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* y' r/ Y; }* d! Q>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.1 x' Z. b7 ^6 z( t( B5 |
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a   R" Z4 u7 n) b, o  ]- t9 R
bit.
# n% g. k$ Y4 t2 g; Z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
4 N" a/ t( o' O& ]missionary
! E2 Y0 K: {$ D3 A  x! K# S>> position.& [$ F* j- L, M- e0 ?: ?2 K+ O
>>
; Z0 K  t) O' e" ?- O4 f* H# U8 C% y7 ~>>             IRISH WOMEN:6 _) C! m$ ^5 X
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.$ N) U+ P8 v* N/ `
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.& v/ U: _1 x! x# u* H- Y
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
" |9 s2 Y* e6 _2 h7 b9 ?>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
1 D7 v0 H7 f5 N, H: R. N6 h>> restaurant.
+ T5 E# Y; s$ m0 I( i  V5 @/ r7 _- \>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
. g4 m, x, w6 x0 b0 r; E2 f& X9 Xspaghetti - x& l2 I. q0 \/ t8 k
>> & meatballs.
; D) w8 e% R0 Y; U, N4 g# ?' d>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & , S3 {8 t' @9 x( ?0 m3 i
insists on
7 I8 Q  p( J: ]" f0 {>> a 3-carat ring." x# E" Q3 y6 I* U
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
& r. V; m6 l* m. m0 a>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.6 s5 v: R0 _/ J6 A4 L! F% a# V0 o# R7 j
>>
& B0 C& _/ S- X: n! c( O$ @# S>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
- Q" @) w: f, _7 k8 J>>             First Date: You get terrific head., P- Q6 d/ a1 |" `9 @
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.' }, k. o; ]! G( g0 j5 q
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 6 o, E4 U1 @" M
head
* ]0 a1 F( d# O6 _. `4 U>> again.
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# o/ k5 l  Z7 j* }>>             CHINESE WOMEN:5 \, c3 Y: b4 g- E; n
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but : F0 b% m0 r, O$ j+ U- d
>> nothing happens.
) o( s; O- u1 ?: i+ T$ ]) }: a>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
5 i$ l1 y1 y# C: W) Q6 P2 {/ Y>> Nothing happens again.8 S/ T; s& f' L, P7 V
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
- \/ B1 m% ^- g* t% [4 Z! xyou've
! Z& {) j! W# }>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 L8 q9 I, q( _% ?% ?9 d>>             First date: Meet her parents.
) z) f5 w# s3 s>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.) P8 j5 ?* E1 I- {( c& w
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
; f/ s3 D8 ]- |>>
7 k. W1 H* g* A, P; g' k>>             BLACK WOMEN:
0 J. \: M7 @1 F2 V6 J. c: h: ]>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 b2 Q' M" m0 `- v/ h% @  t, _9 E>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
7 _' S& a/ e1 S: }+ J2 [real
$ v6 v. [9 t: j4 g) b>> expensive dinner.
% ]/ U: V4 ~9 |7 d5 ]: E>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.) L# R* T. o1 `
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( J6 h- U7 x9 D/ {>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- g2 c; f8 v; A" E3 o* E>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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0 l3 j3 q" [. s: r7 B  W" t>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.' a# A4 |7 Z4 p6 [1 r
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
/ I7 S' Z5 w/ k. ~* t: \: d>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, 9 W. U; \" I# M
father,
# m( l  @9 X8 H$ g1 W( X6 t- X" x. r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
  y6 m0 P  t5 h>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her , y! \' P7 |6 @% w$ w! {
sister's
+ J+ X8 ^: N2 m6 M- W% N3 p>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
) c; k; p9 v. j* v$ k  N1 bfor
) e2 b# u* f2 t( W. w- s5 M7 T>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now ' E7 Z/ V; A! S2 _$ [3 Z9 K
looks " o3 ?7 n/ N1 j" D2 \5 x( C3 F
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.; e0 l  w5 Q* u' x* T9 L, P5 A5 Z4 n
>>
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6 R# R5 h0 ^' V& d>>             ARAB WOMEN:# ~! n/ q9 c# {7 f+ }5 K1 e
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, 3 N4 _% H5 V: E+ }. t3 Z
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out./ J( z/ n9 m8 ]+ O# k8 S' ^
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
" G) H0 K& @  Y" ?>>             No third date.
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