Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* y' r/ Y; }* d! Q>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
# n% g. k$ Y4 t2 g; Z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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; Z0 K  t) O' e" ?- O4 f* H# U8 C% y7 ~>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
" |9 s2 Y* e6 _2 h7 b9 ?>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
1 D7 v0 H7 f5 N, H: R. N6 h>> restaurant.
+ T5 E# Y; s$ m0 I( i  V5 @/ r7 _- \>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
; D) w8 e% R0 Y; U, N4 g# ?' d>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
7 I8 Q  p( J: ]" f0 {>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
& r. V; m6 l* m. m0 a>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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& B0 C& _/ S- X: n! c( O$ @# S>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
- Q" @) w: f, _7 k8 J>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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# o/ k5 l  Z7 j* }>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
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5 i$ l1 y1 y# C: W) Q6 P2 {/ Y>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
- \/ B1 m% ^- g* t% [4 Z! xyou've
! Z& {) j! W# }>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 L8 q9 I, q( _% ?% ?9 d>>             First date: Meet her parents.
) z) f5 w# s3 s>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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7 k. W1 H* g* A, P; g' k>>             BLACK WOMEN:
0 J. \: M7 @1 F2 V6 J. c: h: ]>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 b2 Q' M" m0 `- v/ h% @  t, _9 E>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
7 _' S& a/ e1 S: }+ J2 [real
$ v6 v. [9 t: j4 g) b>> expensive dinner.
% ]/ U: V4 ~9 |7 d5 ]: E>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( J6 h- U7 x9 D/ {>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- g2 c; f8 v; A" E3 o* E>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
/ I7 S' Z5 w/ k. ~* t: \: d>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
# m( l  @9 X8 H$ g1 W( X6 t- X" x. r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
  y6 m0 P  t5 h>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
+ J+ X8 ^: N2 m6 M- W% N3 p>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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) e2 b# u* f2 t( W. w- s5 M7 T>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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6 R# R5 h0 ^' V& d>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
" G) H0 K& @  Y" ?>>             No third date.