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>> WHITE WOMEN:7 u4 z$ m! h! u7 n. _
>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 S3 V0 j: d# D/ A>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the ! L9 u2 m5 Y/ A) D% c0 D( |; S3 [
missionary
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>> IRISH WOMEN:
. G# Z# ^4 l2 T% c>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.% l: A3 Q5 h. H5 `/ Y' F
>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 w( a2 ^( v, i/ i>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' }6 \% y1 x% _* j>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
# L" l4 Z6 m& l, E>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive ; v/ N, c' B, V- b
>> restaurant.3 g; K+ p" ]& V9 M7 @+ i
>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes : o$ D4 z7 r2 j0 ^7 V0 n
spaghetti
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>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & & }2 H) i6 D! a" u
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>> a 3-carat ring.
4 O* V! m: {& x3 ]! I>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate % R# m* I" j& F
the
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/ f0 o1 E; A8 g2 f" G>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress./ Q* i- I- q) d- K& O
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>> JEWISH WOMEN:- z/ \' l8 x6 M. Y5 b4 V
>> First Date: You get terrific head.
! _" ^& E4 \! R4 w) s>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
; w; V/ n! e! H; Y7 f$ O>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
/ l7 P2 f4 j( p4 r. T>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
9 i! S, E8 _' e1 [9 J) N! q>> nothing happens.: C9 K* F* K/ V1 p% h
>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
6 n/ Z2 i. i2 o>> Nothing happens again.0 x& P# i' D5 Z7 b6 E1 \3 J
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and $ G9 E- G# [9 I8 L: _. _ p4 J
you've
' L1 W4 v. k3 j ~6 q>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>> INDIAN WOMEN:
% d+ X+ T o5 x>> First date: Meet her parents.1 J- S6 h2 ^, Z
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.6 h3 ?2 S" H7 n' A0 [9 C
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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{5 l+ p' \* G' F+ h5 N>> BLACK WOMEN:
0 C# p* ]" u' L% h( }3 \( y. I, Q>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.; `. ], y/ y- N% l7 \/ B
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.% {( A% L9 R! d W
>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.9 y, E0 e1 ?% r) N& r1 A! g
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1 K) y% J% c$ f. P' r>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
% Y' R2 j9 N" o+ c! G, p>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.5 [( z* [; @4 {' ^' m
>> Second Date: She's pregnant.# S5 G7 [' T- e: c
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, ' y1 F! i" \# b c- s
father,
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1 o9 ], S0 {# o, M" a) l$ ?>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her " N: O7 G( ]7 C1 t0 |! L
sister's * A2 t, u; l* F& j; o/ Z
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans ; I- M( k5 c2 [ N* Q
for
# ?+ `4 [. s& v2 l. r4 ~5 O>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now + d$ \ `) E/ p1 p* H
looks
, p1 N: j$ [; t/ T" x7 u6 f' u, y>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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& a( g: D. w1 r>> ARAB WOMEN:
/ V8 O% B( f, N6 E>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, 9 F2 \" `: l: t; `* S
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.+ I& R4 O {7 D" D( a) W. \
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.7 v0 H' V9 x7 d; c' v; y# {
>> No third date. |
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