Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 d8 |0 F4 i; O5 Q>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
7 n; M6 b5 [5 P9 a+ k: A1 T* B! ~5 c5 x>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
0 n: p( m1 g0 _1 s3 v! m* Q* _>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
1 u0 Y0 q& k, F: @8 M, y>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 e7 E3 y6 T! j8 {2 \3 J>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
& l9 @" s/ Z, N5 |>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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" r& q( ]4 K, H# I' D>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
  \; K6 T8 r: m) h+ h# d7 P* J>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; P. q0 m2 I3 Q! v; a>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
) ~) i2 i! Z5 m6 j  w0 M; d>> Nothing happens again.
- N; Y& e  h3 Z; t4 j>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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7 X3 Q; _* p* z5 i9 [>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
7 r9 A- ]+ t: c& C$ @2 R>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 U; w9 f" ]" N4 v6 G>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
) n! A' X/ l; h' g5 F>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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; b( W" [& j# [- Q2 v* \>>             BLACK WOMEN:
$ p) A/ t3 g# i/ {" D: Q3 z>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" Z4 s; K: N" ~5 _) K>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 A1 f& Q2 ]" K% _. {+ g>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
6 u& e) y# E8 x, i/ B! C% Z- B$ f>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
  z+ X( `* R2 ?1 G" R) M8 i- n/ u>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.