Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
( w2 P. Y) \: h& z6 g2 Z* U>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 g1 U2 g1 ]+ H  `( c/ C3 E>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; q, D6 S# \# z5 c" a% `, T>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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1 m# s  l, b3 A6 D, g>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
  T! F: o! a$ L% Y; {4 _>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
5 r) j3 g+ m' Q& j. l3 e6 a>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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. Y# i) L; I) ?4 P& O>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
9 X! i; p7 d. h5 {( {>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
8 w' A- s1 {' u, |+ _& l& Z& D>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
6 O: D* B1 \+ [. s3 e9 C& I8 k>> Nothing happens again.
% s% O/ g- h% q3 v>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
  ]! a* R2 Z* x>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
* j6 ~+ K" n* R, O>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
7 k- z* _7 T$ V" ]& l>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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5 Z" h" |  r/ w- _( \) ?1 K. H>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
9 _! v; h' U: L( W  B>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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% M$ f4 K# d. S! t. C>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
) \: M0 S+ j- m& W>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
' V! o4 o; `1 n2 Q>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
; w9 u1 x' ?* J% U  P3 ]>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.