Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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# ^( m6 X9 U4 i) `: p/ n>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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* K% Y; C+ W3 q; h>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
6 l: y0 U) ~! n  F! m* U6 U) p+ N>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
& l3 `4 W7 N5 j( l) a: y>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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& n. ?$ |) |3 L) y2 ]>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
8 P% q/ ]. X* d5 k( ]( B5 B  p>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
# X/ p" X+ _$ O* Z>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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7 B, E, f: Z: {) g0 y- m/ z. y" H9 i>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
, |9 _9 V! O" U* ?& C/ ?6 @>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
7 k1 r9 `2 ^  }, h5 m8 D; W>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 x- w3 ~! {$ X2 }* Q' |% n) w* |>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
% V) g# x3 \/ T$ n9 D4 ?0 {>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 q+ H; E" w/ k' R% O: \( Z. w>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 \7 S5 Y# B! x; u& u& Q>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
8 U4 C1 D- c1 l$ E% X; f% g8 x>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
3 |( k1 w: L& e# L" |( ~>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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! q. ], d3 j) f2 L1 p% ~( D; k8 M5 T3 U>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
1 k4 ]% z# C; \>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
7 x4 b5 o% ^" p4 z+ o>>             No third date.