Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
: x  v; k( C) [- \' |>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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% ~8 v- ~5 C, K3 }) r6 S>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* z8 a7 B# n+ D: p9 }>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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0 u1 m  z% p* }8 D7 N5 M4 y; U>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
" C5 }8 C7 X! \>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
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>> thought of having sex.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
4 w& s3 E+ C# H8 e4 L9 @9 j>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
4 r& d# e+ H7 q3 D  f8 n>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
1 M/ C4 ]7 K- ?6 z4 [/ e8 F) A>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
, ^* t4 N  a2 `7 z: {0 s>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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8 a# l% t' l: h1 O) ~- `>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
* ^# a; a$ L9 r  C! v>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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$ y7 U0 m5 F! Y* `/ {8 {>>             BLACK WOMEN:
. k4 [$ {; e- y( X; |8 N# m>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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2 ]( P) Z4 v8 e: }" b>> expensive dinner.
5 C8 l, v; [' n>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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8 Z5 \/ O& W5 L: d( W>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
/ {0 A  C) s5 `1 ]/ r* ^father,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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* Q* {' \4 [- r  d>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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1 Y+ o' t+ e! `! H>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 U& b  m8 F9 A" q( h>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.