Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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& D7 ~  D: Q5 N" u  M2 `6 N: T>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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7 F8 R# f+ b9 J' G8 q>>             IRISH WOMEN:
2 x9 \! X) r, u- V>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 y. R* i' s, d  D0 U>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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) G* i, U, N/ y6 i) f) R>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
# ~4 M6 l0 q3 V7 @>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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$ M8 `: U3 ^, N4 q: J7 n>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
( n# f6 ~* ~0 Z' g4 K9 ]  _>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
7 P6 ?- g& M1 N+ u; F& ?9 i# ~>> Nothing happens again.
# p# v5 e+ ]+ @! l7 ^5 a>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
$ g2 k2 V" Q$ @' C>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
" S( \$ l' K; p# l, e# v# U: R>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
% v1 x, l- t& l. J( |% l8 k2 ?$ |>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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. `& ]0 b0 g1 v' e$ w9 K5 G) B>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
' ~) J* c' Q) v& H2 ?' F>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 U2 w4 N5 @2 r, k, X# }9 ~>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 C( a& @, I  z* a+ m>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.