Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 l1 }. j1 D7 i9 t# \3 \1 d>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* W. D" d4 R. S% w7 t, {7 E" d  N>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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8 C7 ]& Z4 O, t% R' G' |>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 z0 v/ M, i: V. a9 X+ P# k+ z3 S3 g>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 ?4 \9 i# }) |>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 \9 T) v/ V: d1 w>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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$ d6 W5 n- w+ l>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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. ]6 l" I' @- u' X! h5 {$ S$ y. S>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
. q6 S! V& V, C3 r( {1 F. O) w>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 w- R. x) ]# _3 m! W>>             First date: Meet her parents.
3 w+ h9 }# |/ F>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
' P8 k, G+ S" A>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
- d1 S7 g! s% A0 W>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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5 c* P+ G0 W: p; o" Q3 t$ \: K>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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4 q4 U" q. q. I* E) X( r: J>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
$ T8 F: {! i8 K+ r! C8 R: u>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
( R1 d1 H1 G  F8 Q- j! Tsister's
! ^, X) A2 Z. ^8 s3 Y; g>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
) k7 T& D3 I$ b. G>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
9 E- O7 @) H* _9 j. l4 U>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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# M+ q% j; g- i* c- }# n6 ]  p>>             ARAB WOMEN:
- M) v7 l+ i. S8 I9 l# A>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
$ G# m4 n6 s' a& [2 {9 P>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
! Q& \/ p$ M! o>>             No third date.