Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 S3 V0 j: d# D/ A>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
. G# Z# ^4 l2 T% c>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 w( a2 ^( v, i/ i>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' }6 \% y1 x% _* j>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
# L" l4 Z6 m& l, E>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
4 O* V! m: {& x3 ]! I>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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/ f0 o1 E; A8 g2 f" G>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
! _" ^& E4 \! R4 w) s>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; w; V/ n! e! H; Y7 f$ O>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
/ l7 P2 f4 j( p4 r. T>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
9 i! S, E8 _' e1 [9 J) N! q>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
6 n/ Z2 i. i2 o>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
% d+ X+ T  o5 x>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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  {5 l+ p' \* G' F+ h5 N>>             BLACK WOMEN:
0 C# p* ]" u' L% h( }3 \( y. I, Q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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1 K) y% J% c$ f. P' r>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
% Y' R2 j9 N" o+ c! G, p>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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1 o9 ], S0 {# o, M" a) l$ ?>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
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/ V8 O% B( f, N6 E>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.