Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
/ n8 |) }$ y) n  N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
+ h: |, z. a, M& E+ n>>             IRISH WOMEN:
5 }. Q: s# |2 Y>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 S! L! @" f2 j0 T>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- r: Z7 Z: @% G>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ h) i5 x7 R0 f>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
( ]) }0 @/ t1 ?>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
& A$ R& M# m. a$ C) @* y( H>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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. n% S3 C% k* y" T" ]>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
% D$ n+ [' ?- V" \>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
7 v9 u1 t4 u, s# C& [$ ~>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
5 S6 o4 [2 }; K: H7 a2 s>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
2 y  a& U9 I' ?) k; W+ O+ m8 @>> nothing happens.
: A3 W- M, Z; q4 [9 P8 l>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 D6 X0 H: H$ l' g" R, _9 N>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
! ?$ b$ B# s: T  p7 h! B% `>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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- U' R, m8 s+ f$ ]  r: D>>             BLACK WOMEN:
* g" \; t2 s9 J1 R' q7 l>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
( u5 @9 t/ T- t% Y( j# X& G0 E/ u! [>> expensive dinner.
& X/ d3 b) M5 ~' W% O" ~>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, V7 A5 y" a: G4 G6 u>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  P1 m4 t' K1 K0 t1 s>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
; y* R9 \, }4 A/ Sfather,
  q! A2 o* q; m$ T' k>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
- T$ b7 G3 K9 c" R& G>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
; S* R2 K) W# V9 R+ t% N1 ^- Lsister's
, h0 o2 T. x) J3 U, a# {3 ]9 }>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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2 {5 F. D- q: R% I1 S" m>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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1 I  h$ b$ C- N8 Q) y+ j% K/ ^+ m>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
4 j. p2 {* m, E>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
, }$ g6 U' F) K1 @% K>>             No third date.