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Spring is officially coming today!$ I5 n/ j# N4 c8 }. m% S
. ~# Q7 q6 d9 T/ s3 ^1 DThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) O) i# `6 e4 }4 R% d
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."0 }- Q9 _6 s9 @( f
! B( h" B: \+ r$ ~+ wSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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6 N E1 F1 z8 [5 I+ DThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.; {5 D b2 \0 I3 }2 l3 }
- p1 A8 t. C8 \2 d" o, eThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., b. Q- i" h8 I+ x& l% z
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.0 @! d+ r/ U7 g7 `! i( T/ f
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 }' f9 l$ E: `5 x; U$ u
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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