Happy St. Patricks' Day!

对倒胡

Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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! ~2 U. S" Q2 M5 e. _The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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) M3 A4 k! J" }# K) M+ UThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. s0 m0 X* m" J# f5 G  e6 qEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

, D; }$ m4 z9 x$ I" O2 W5 |+ kThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."

海妮妮

有意思！
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学校要求孩子们今天穿绿的或戴绿的东东

markqiu

哈哈，有趣哈！这样也能戒酒？！

Guinness，好东东啊，俺最喜欢的黑啤就是Guinness！