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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!& P, ?5 [8 Q; d6 `3 Y
3 `% b: w8 J" ~* s8 VAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."2 S9 B6 ]3 L1 w, ~5 B
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."& U7 B' D* \5 x, N+ V/ ~# g
/ H. o/ k1 f) P! M; Z) O% SThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together." O: A- w/ ]0 F" S; J7 o6 j, M% l
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.! K% U, B3 j* j! n' B$ M6 ?
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."( ~9 i& ], `, h }
& t% W) [! D/ g0 }2 IThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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