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Spring is officially coming today!- ~ g; {; ^% \0 E
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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7 z) n# u j7 d; L D. T1 W! jAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."2 v7 F( {1 O6 F! H* R: ^9 t5 P
$ M9 H5 n( G, Q6 kSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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2 R0 o2 I' M' n) X+ `( UThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."" M! Z& t* E4 k2 k$ P8 i7 M) V( \+ E& d
2 i6 l: R# m+ ^6 V9 _1 p& BThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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4 v" i6 V7 ^7 n3 J) J7 N3 \The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.( K* ~7 m3 t) g8 X+ y5 _
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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# t/ }! ]+ M9 e9 SThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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! w, v) k) S' O/ X v% ]9 }The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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