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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) }5 E6 y+ R+ T
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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) O; ]6 G# e$ M6 O0 j( i* D. J2 ?So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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3 m& |# p* [" OThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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9 B# S. { P9 FThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.; ?: k* C8 Y5 H) t3 o8 o" _
! G2 }" A; U) u* Q( |' ]3 @The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
+ ?; m0 R% i- F9 o8 ^0 Q3 QEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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! m) x& ^: v1 G$ q; RThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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