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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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2 \# X" |$ T& L( VAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."8 E8 i3 `) ?& k [+ a( a1 _7 s O
8 N1 F6 B3 _1 J3 ~4 r+ o# |6 z2 I! fSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.: F5 F, n2 E' y9 n" a
4 @0 n" G; |$ kThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."0 [) b- x/ c0 Q3 Z, i9 f, b
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
* e+ k, U& y. Z. P& WEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& E+ S! ?! w1 h" E$ m& U$ _
" {7 T1 o$ y) p* q2 m& r# |The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."4 J% u$ N9 G$ b0 j
& t4 d6 f* z2 ^/ U% VThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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