女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
8 j- i+ n3 G6 I, Z2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
) ^* @) H5 S9 V9 X* Q3 F# g* z5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
: F, I9 H/ W) ^# l$ h, s6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
! p. m6 ~2 w! D! q8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
6 P8 @: D3 d" I. P, Y( S% e10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
. D9 O) B" {# h( p; V+ I9 D老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
. Q' T2 p, x3 g" L2 X2 |( E老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
4 x* C' a# K+ K6 H/ }/ v年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

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  D6 K& }/ W, g" ]2 Q一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表

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; s1 k# k9 ~& ?! K& ^$ r4 a7 E一口不，还是有戏。

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可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
( C9 G3 K! r- f: b% f+ S' u那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。