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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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4 ^5 h. P% [1 h' P s( GA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 5 y5 ~. U" s H( [" K9 H- Q
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. " r) A( _- q# \+ j" r7 S+ u# M
6 R2 v* ^+ x0 ]6 WHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 7 P2 l; ] ?7 z: c
* H1 A6 X- s1 {3 P1 C- ]" ?* `) nOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. : P3 |% m) V$ K4 q, C1 h: p2 O
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 2 j+ H: P; B$ H% r6 d$ j
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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- T/ M2 `4 r; [% G5 [- v7 P"But it's not for me to question his story. ) {" [8 F5 x1 y; d# |% P0 O
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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; |0 `" {) S P3 T, F" b C" MShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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' J3 C: r# n" [, H# P7 z$ @' {Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. : F6 o: J$ G% X
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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1 g$ T5 U. G3 W, o2 v/ r- {"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 8 f l8 r8 C6 A1 t) r& X( n6 V# N
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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