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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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* v5 _ m$ U7 N) K7 G q; Ghttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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5 T) n5 O, M6 }* \( \" |3 SA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
% B9 U, E! q4 @0 W" d l; eThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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4 z" q0 k' b' c% S+ V5 S7 {He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ! @; F6 X0 r8 U5 U$ G- d2 o) r
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 9 O; E; ^. T6 l8 Y$ E
8 ?8 f( s n B4 nThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ! A* `. n! I7 v; e5 v# T3 {
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
, X# h0 M* I$ r0 n0 p+ Y: T4 ]- ~Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 J. k% ~- S( ?9 Y
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. & P8 I/ T( r) v# n
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 5 t8 P- B3 i7 |% ^+ s3 S4 `5 ]
$ n/ @1 \; A- c/ o( a$ a"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." " \5 g3 i9 _) ^ @
" t; t+ z3 x8 |She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 4 W8 k! L6 e$ _
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ) |9 N1 y1 A. ?- V0 v
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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: @- } R1 Z$ n# ["Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . e3 e0 d* E* K; t" r0 q+ w
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. * L8 |! V* e3 {/ [# e& g8 m: i* c
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