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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
( o" f! u3 R* N$ |his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
- @2 G E% J& e$ W; t+ Hdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he7 G& `; }% \7 O. i: B
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
- \4 x# O1 Q. s5 A4 v4 @if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
3 a$ I1 L1 A( l @I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,! Q5 O. B! p% r% G2 A+ q
except... ahhh... never mind."# b# E- |0 c d# I; g, k4 q2 ^* I
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"Except what?" the man asked.
) w% ^* j+ r Q B" E "Nothing, nothing."! }3 Q. `" P# q% l3 B5 o
"C'mon, tell me!"6 C% e$ s/ g- S. ~. ^/ x
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."6 ]% p& }3 s$ K/ Y5 W" n" t/ m# o
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
/ Q' y, A+ ~4 m$ | "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."1 u/ u: O, j/ E+ [6 }
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 6 |, @0 \- }' w C1 G
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
7 Z# F0 v. p- \8 f2 ^ordinary-looking black dildo.
( f* ^/ _ O! f8 U; G/ k The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old9 R, `+ {$ R* h. [7 W
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
. t7 C, g+ R: f% u6 q VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
0 ?% u! |% X6 o! F# |screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
- T; Q; f) c& r+ K9 Ddeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,! u( O% @% ~) V; }4 p6 e
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
% c1 C5 q5 L6 A0 W$ u3 ?the box and lay there, quiet once again.# b; z: x4 s" ^. c0 F0 p4 X
1 L7 ~/ O0 }( U7 D5 }; J "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it7 K2 J( L9 x, h& v% y4 {7 C4 F; m
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
. t7 N8 h; L* C& s' ~& ?it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
# B- @7 x/ ]/ K& v; bshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
7 m6 e3 @3 x3 ^( J! Osatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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" h" F" b; g( Z After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She- i) A" M$ K" W3 @ i/ V/ I
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
0 L0 {1 z: w* o$ r: d+ |remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 Y8 T/ g! B/ P) k0 J) l5 X# l"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was7 }# m! B2 |- k+ n
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
, g2 m7 E! S4 Z. _& l! @decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her+ A% q3 H6 E! W2 j, I) J* Y' e9 b
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!) D( Z% b5 O* T& O
+ Y% K- m3 M: Q2 E5 A' x2 D; Z She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
3 O; }6 q- N7 A3 U( f1 lto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick E4 X% m+ {$ S" M( i
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive1 c) v) t' |4 }) l- {
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming* c& F1 }2 o( Z1 _
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
+ d ]9 e- E( w6 Y, Y# e: I$ ~thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights' @. N6 Z0 _1 F9 c+ W: e
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how+ V* B. B0 h5 e* W4 b
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she* {8 S9 l0 O/ N: c: x1 @
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
9 D, w! v4 }- O0 i$ B2 @" z* Y* j5 K- ulady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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