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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
" N! }( i' m* |9 k, @his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
7 I" _6 W7 l/ {9 S! sdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
! V1 v; r. c4 mbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
5 B5 v6 [0 r) w5 O7 S; n: Bif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
* |, i& Y3 e6 V5 c; c1 u# F9 G) u4 @I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
2 j8 t( {( k0 Fexcept... ahhh... never mind."; d& `( ]: o) H7 V: J5 k7 Y. K1 |& o
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"Except what?" the man asked.
- k1 i3 L" Y! P' [3 R1 z "Nothing, nothing."& [' j( d+ H' p. c0 H! O5 d
"C'mon, tell me!"
. t3 U7 J$ K9 P# c2 u. r "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."1 t3 |3 u" j, G
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.( Q! `" p+ U& q" B- N3 z
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."1 k% m% K) l5 a' V( u* L: f! C
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
n+ }6 x" L& _* k) rcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very% {; Z2 W' W, p( I7 a
ordinary-looking black dildo.4 F% \! f6 P7 g3 O5 v1 u T
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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% y* w- W" M' r6 D5 \5 `; i The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
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VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started0 v1 y/ c3 j0 \/ q* ?2 v7 v1 D
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
; \" E' q- [) O: e- A) e; L0 ^developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
7 s& K0 Q$ ?6 p/ a# S2 x: l"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to. K7 J$ }& P! g- Q' q- c( D
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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0 V* u8 @2 X5 u7 S2 F "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it3 ~. ?% X6 @! f$ A7 X8 r0 s
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took' d3 {- `7 U+ g u: O z; s S& T
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ) R, n/ P' x3 C: L4 _& e
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip. x9 ]; c7 I0 [; K. `
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
: b S% H" [; rthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
' O1 U% z6 \( P& f2 xremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
, D2 c7 @' u& D# W- C, [& K"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was& Q/ {4 s3 G& }, ?
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
. ]1 U8 Q Q: ~' A4 w! Udecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her5 B. a6 C& A1 E) X( V6 M- m) t2 @
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!) G- X1 h) f3 U# j# U
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried* Q0 \7 x# \6 L4 p- ^4 a
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick- B4 s; F7 d' ~# d+ b/ v
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.& X% x& q; a9 w6 m! @
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive2 J0 G c2 k3 d* l6 f. H& ]! x
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
h8 E0 N# r- N- ?6 R, u+ A5 Ktraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next) B- G! }" a" I2 ?( N4 i" ] k
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights3 g* _) }' K5 K) Z3 A
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
) |+ X1 [, |, h. p) a$ X7 v( ~7 |much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she' n$ @' A) e4 e a- [8 [- T7 E
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.. ^* W; M2 H$ m# W6 Q8 [4 g, l
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right! @$ B+ J) h. E) W" Q% k% U- C
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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