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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
: m; w6 W1 d% G. {; fhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
) M% P5 | h5 l3 L# g- Vdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he0 L7 k9 H& ~% ~2 C9 C4 j6 K/ t
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked7 j7 t5 s3 B" \" K1 A
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
) T$ ^- V7 M2 F N [! H* x9 g6 X, l- CI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
; @5 z' Y, h+ ?, Z/ |2 S. g9 ^2 }except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
8 L* L5 }; i/ R( O& _: b8 { "Nothing, nothing."
* Q# E9 S; u1 t3 w "C'mon, tell me!"
) M& g4 P3 O l; v: p+ r3 ?( k "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
# p0 y* f% \7 s. h" A6 x* p+ }" v "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.+ e2 c# x) @9 l6 d
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."& S3 z* D! U" ^7 H# g9 x7 n- [+ }
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
$ T: g% R9 @ d Acarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
" U% u! `; W, |/ X3 Iordinary-looking black dildo.
* P( x' J+ C H# ?1 k# [ The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"; V- P5 O& W" i A. a) B
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
% b+ o1 I# `- R* p" fman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."1 T) c$ G8 O9 N5 z) M* [: V
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
/ D3 B9 t' J5 P: Fscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
8 V S& k0 A; Qdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,6 i# R1 O+ o0 o2 |9 x
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to& F/ I o3 A. v; B1 W7 e
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
, ]8 f! S$ i: Q* R6 qwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
- A2 z/ Y, c' F1 }- J% r" Fit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all $ _2 v% t/ @, [4 h" y
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip0 t' V( m, C$ X, B: V# ], F$ g
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She8 z& e# b5 O8 ^- F$ {. I1 X7 e3 f
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she6 ]/ Q4 m: ~# [ s! j! `9 ~
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,2 K5 k" \) A7 ]) [
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was% |8 j/ ` E! ]1 t$ @' F- n
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ( h2 k# S- X9 S. X7 b2 F+ ]2 r
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
4 `. i7 L. j* ihusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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9 y5 L# @* O) D9 P: z+ E. F She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
* L& l* J; @- z+ p$ n+ j3 uto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick; L+ N1 |: n4 I
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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. t/ m% S# d# U0 U3 D3 _ l Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive' {. M6 ~3 @" s/ o: {) g% S% ]
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
) i) m5 [4 k+ x% I( Itraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next* C. N x4 R7 O, L0 o
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
$ J* S# C2 s; O( }( _flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
% B1 C! M: c o# K$ N; rmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
$ |1 ]/ u. d1 r) c: f; x! ]hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
9 O$ r! U9 L5 @# H( k: Glady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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