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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew! E/ I# {+ h' d8 A' Z2 w* H0 Y+ c
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he* G# U, A y8 i0 m0 x' I8 r
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he8 C8 Q2 f; U* J2 j D5 a; x
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
% {2 t1 U/ D5 ^. N1 `; Q; wif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
$ ]* _$ M- d& F) V) |( ?) V( vI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
% Q5 ]0 _2 s* A/ pexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
1 D, p1 f8 p g& x5 }& v/ O" @ "Nothing, nothing."
/ ?' E9 C' |& Q6 m3 N6 C! M/ J& [# t" ] "C'mon, tell me!"% B4 }! }# s6 x! u
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."% ^" B/ U1 X! h8 x% K
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
* t" @) k1 ^" K( ^ "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."3 g* T, X) D: U. |. [
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
, V+ _9 ~# d2 Rcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very6 T0 L: X4 E- P3 d# S- L, B
ordinary-looking black dildo.
4 R+ ]+ I$ R* c3 K The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"2 |$ ]1 k" y5 v l0 t/ l0 \
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
$ Z1 w6 z6 @2 R, o% f+ wman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
' F; ^$ `8 l0 L" w4 e, n VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
( B8 f( _( a- x$ L$ Bscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack , k. t( ~/ p1 v1 ^& H% [! D
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,8 B4 N. W. u6 Y! U! L" \; r! G
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
; Y0 _4 u0 G" J q" vthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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+ l- p$ H5 x# ^ "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
$ v3 d$ M, m1 n( K3 L w9 dwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
, ^3 [9 b, e8 f4 h: q& B/ |it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
& G7 I+ F2 W1 i# K" Y4 }% Z% o3 ashe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip- R( g9 P V3 c
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone., s' N, U% h7 z3 W: A" R; h
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
) w! d" W* K( L/ r- Q, z1 t" c) ~) Bthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she8 V# \, }) M$ n2 W0 ]
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,. W3 g% s1 b/ E2 {8 P4 `8 g
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was3 s t( n# a1 T n/ C+ z
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
5 a0 D0 H! [0 w' j9 Vdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
/ j$ K6 s6 b0 J! `- @2 k$ whusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!8 {/ K7 {4 |0 w7 F! t4 c
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried! J `5 n& Y' l- Q" f' k6 j# r! d
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick! v& |1 O$ F5 L
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.: P4 ?8 O0 v7 I0 }4 v" e% K
8 f; O0 L9 g+ a) ^# ?# Q6 Q- G5 m Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive, c0 a+ N* W, L/ @( x
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
% I4 x( z2 y0 O' S% c% d$ Straffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
8 N+ @! ]9 ]1 ~8 V9 a; lthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights! X2 V, Q) _% y4 Y. l' s
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how8 H5 ]9 r/ [. Z, u3 h
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she- d7 r! `) k; n8 f
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
+ L _8 a/ U" n9 S; U: h% d Dlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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