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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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* D: u9 P9 ?# `$ s1 L+ ~. E& h" q1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
& C9 {7 s) A9 Q1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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* z7 Z% Y$ P( Z$ [2 d( ~1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it6 g% o* w2 @* M( m
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about : | J" n$ N! f/ F
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leaving it down." R9 D( k L8 W! C' S7 t0 P
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？8 I5 X+ X7 u+ I% z+ t6 W
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
' C8 c: }8 \; ^. f: yLet it be.$ t8 C4 N7 U+ d; k/ n* d ^1 ]
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it& G' T" ]/ j& R. \, k
that way.
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: y% F# l, K+ ~3 H1. Crying is blackmail.
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0 M; j m! O! \) c+ E$ o8 Y1. Ask for what you want.
) O2 K' p: v, C3 H# iLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!' i. u1 M8 a5 ^) L) L
Strong hints do not work!& b3 P: l0 Q1 T. f& u3 P0 k0 _
Obvious hints do not work!7 Z8 {, I6 t& Z
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1，你想要什么就说
2 T* g+ `( H1 j, W9 [. R2 Y我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！& W+ R1 W1 W( `0 y/ e1 g/ S
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every 9 y# I4 ]! @& }7 n
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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! ?: M* @ V9 r6 x+ c1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's$ `( D$ e! l3 d V
what we do.
- K8 j5 Y6 s5 q; A) }+ ^. SSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.% G1 q+ w: e% @8 E4 O
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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, C1 k2 R* [0 O; o p2 A$ g1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.1 V5 @# B, p2 h5 }4 W6 S7 C
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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% c, X- E2 N8 @6 |1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.; k6 F) B: h( {, }
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
2 E& x% X: j; p5 p9 K2 g; J4 a6 X我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.4 o" A% \: _+ x) V' t. X
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们+ A/ k c5 ?, o6 r
, o# f0 ]" T7 z% t1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways+ O# ^4 `/ h& s" L# _/ W0 _9 u+ t
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
$ ~4 s1 }8 \1 O! \" ^# Z: h1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。2 f+ }# A1 S7 R0 u" [. |1 k' Y
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）% M) l3 f+ b* G2 Z' R0 p
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
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If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.2 H% W8 i! Q1 Y2 w7 F4 R
& G R' X# v+ w/ V; K1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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& w1 D" g; X4 S" r- v# @1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.( y! d7 W% p/ q1 z6 ^
$ I) s' U0 Z9 q* y* Y1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings., `# _' B/ S: m6 o4 j3 u# W9 A
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.& ^: P/ [% P/ d, M4 u% Q6 @5 T
We have no idea what mauve is.7 K5 Q( F6 q$ _6 y! ~
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.+ d9 N! ~$ u( F5 H* j8 p# \* v
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like1 q' V7 B* }# k1 S# D+ Y
nothing's wrong.7 z9 y% F$ }/ F
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
6 t7 c7 Q. h7 Myou don't want to hear.
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+ }& A+ K8 T- ~' G% B& O: A1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is! m3 E7 B" n, |( A
fine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
" _- V8 k) k/ v. l8 T+ Ydiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.0 C4 v& s$ A, P. t# S! w
5 h9 k( r h- ?3 P# C1. You have enough clothes.
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' U4 D: u B+ G1. You have too many shoes.+ d+ ]) Z2 J5 _* O+ S* H$ Z9 B) K
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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& x6 N/ B8 M8 o. _& P; k1. Thank you for reading this.
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5 S1 ?2 w1 f! S1 I% t& v8 dYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
* g7 d! x5 D$ {: XBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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7 b* j- `$ l! f4 f) W7 [2 I$ _Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
5 D# b% f+ ~, Q# a. v/ E# |$ c5 dPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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