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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
9 U3 n9 m3 T0 H$ T2 u) B, z* W6 m请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写" P b/ W! l f0 I1 R- ?' a- Z( z
2 ]# f" s8 Y1 N/ ~7 c1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
% d( K, N2 o8 D1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫- o( I" Z6 q) D# ]
: I8 [3 P L T# D+ g' f0 ]1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it) P- J9 Y& H4 t7 p3 E' o4 \
down.
6 D* |' i$ M. Y1 ?, ]! MWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 2 {/ f: T8 H, Z! Q
you6 _) ]% \$ u2 T; H$ D# q, q% f
leaving it down.3 R9 o! _* s, c! n8 M5 \+ a, e+ l- B
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
+ F5 ~3 X8 _" S8 BLet it be.* Z( Q( x! _7 y8 ?* t' [
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去# u/ F/ u7 a$ \! R# B
+ U3 m3 }% |( c1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
' o* C. O$ ?' B4 L7 [7 g: O8 ?that way.
: w6 j1 A" @: A$ B. ?- h1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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# g$ F [4 }9 |3 y2 d/ ~) C9 X1. Crying is blackmail., u0 E6 |& F6 S& B. Z0 N
1，哭泣是敲诈
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, _# O0 Q( E! t A1. Ask for what you want.- `+ }+ x5 m& N! e% R0 l
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
! U: f4 _6 M2 [6 P% b) o7 @; RStrong hints do not work!* q/ e& b: p1 h$ F$ z# D3 r: _& E
Obvious hints do not work!8 n4 X( [6 U/ b7 S$ ~& D% t
Just say it!/ \1 j+ }8 L1 p' B- n& i1 p0 o" F
1，你想要什么就说
9 f1 N5 \/ D8 J& M我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every & a, r- |. [. K* l
question.
/ }- y# D/ y& d y) p O* Y& s) s1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）6 M0 m& o8 _4 x9 ], y, H& r
0 e+ H( r M& ~ o# J( M1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
6 Y, a x/ D1 i' v# r+ Z% X7 S; rwhat we do.: w1 ]9 N+ h% A, A; m. q
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
! V9 f$ _; }$ j! F& b- \6 s1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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/ K# @) f2 h5 D: J) ~- \6 _1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.6 q7 f+ u. A8 o
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
( O2 |, H/ j4 m! I: q: E我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了5 E) X4 g% a8 u' W: ?
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
- m2 o- K' j1 x9 I& v3 Q/ ~to act like soap opera guys.
: A1 w! ^! ^8 r' Q5 Z9 R9 d1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
" o' F8 q" [4 L. @# ~- J1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们$ e: C0 G4 w! ~
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
" |" W+ T( U, ]5 o& g# jmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one." \9 d T6 s7 Y7 [
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。$ v& U; m! D6 @/ C4 g
' c$ B, P3 f0 t8 g（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
8 O1 @! u/ y1 z; y( {# S6 j1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it4 Z& r* h4 u% R3 W5 [" t- y
done. Not both.
! W5 C5 g* \9 w5 u% fIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.# X& n2 ]7 d6 f2 [# A7 `
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during$ ^( J2 j a# |( Q3 O
commercials.4 n; s( C0 e4 {1 p; }
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.5 W+ t7 ?- O2 @; ?
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.. w5 V; [) a+ F6 y- w
We have no idea what mauve is.: M) _1 w8 Z9 o7 X
8 \5 i. {3 x0 b) [6 Q1 I1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that., h7 e0 m8 z" N- b7 n/ m
) N; t3 ?# h6 D6 M" O) a1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like N" v) B7 @$ `
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer8 t; ~1 ~4 E3 Z4 g6 j! Z
you don't want to hear.! S) x4 h! f% z" l& a% o1 I
( v. \) V$ q) @8 R/ N7 a' t, M% b) V' b1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
I) q% [+ ?/ w) D! w. @fine...Really.
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' s1 Z2 Q" \* X9 k* U1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to0 z! z# u3 c5 ~6 z4 ?0 v
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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: `7 w1 O# I& X: K$ |, b" C/ J1. You have enough clothes.
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( _7 Y: A5 `# B5 ]) @; _1. You have too many shoes.
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5 Z5 G: P3 \1 ^4 q/ C1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!' D, G0 S# j. k/ q
# p: G- o+ Z8 R/ Z. s7 j, u1. Thank you for reading this. C$ M. j; g0 X; J4 i1 ]1 g
% w. V0 ^3 D# V6 j* e0 CYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;1 ^3 |: R/ s! D# K9 b* A# M' {
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh." F9 P3 Q: ?" w$ t/ X2 m5 F
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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