 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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Adventurous = Slept with everyone
) d7 B" h! t2 l3 H6 Q- DAthletic = No boobs
6 t+ ^6 z( _1 T- eAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy* t' ]4 H) G9 M: Y! K+ C) e
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead7 t# M* o' R. G; Z4 w% G
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
+ E+ G- h R" A1 w# y9 eEmotionally Secure = On medication- y1 K) k& h% `; _: y
Feminist = Fat, hates men
' b, `! W- H" D; k. VFree Spirit = Junkie
; Y) k" s1 u' K6 d) SFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person* H' g5 @+ G M8 e
Fun = Annoying
; J8 r4 b5 h! kNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
; N$ ], {0 N5 [9 r1 _6 TOpen Minded = Desperate: Q. e5 Q. Y" H3 c" r& Z, k
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing6 V( \) U- d! _* A3 M# s+ S
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk& j7 M, V* X# i& l
Professional = Bitch1 `. L1 Q, ] m5 e
Voluptuous = Very Fat
0 O, e2 G( v9 l* ^) c; p2 ALarge Frame = Hugely Fat
9 Y$ o, t% w( D6 I; P" L* ?Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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