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What it really means:
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40-ish = 49
, Y2 z& {& T! P3 F n: i) yAdventurous = Slept with everyone
# G3 f5 R$ m1 g# y6 l, ]' QAthletic = No boobs
2 W0 D! Z7 M/ ]! ^$ [Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy4 C+ G# K! n: y5 b0 w0 G. t
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead$ c- C( p+ l3 d9 K
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
% s4 Y4 k3 F2 EEmotionally Secure = On medication
3 P* P% P& t. u% yFeminist = Fat, hates men0 s5 k. r7 r; K" s* m% Z; `
Free Spirit = Junkie
2 X9 O U' j6 r9 ?9 A8 P; v# j/ u6 `Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
" a t9 R9 i+ l4 B3 s' U OFun = Annoying) W+ `5 l! g& E
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
0 M7 b, }9 S/ K5 J+ F D- H) O# {# AOpen Minded = Desperate
; {1 L2 Q8 S; m, R9 y( U8 @: e0 S) rOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
( I1 C) p- @! h; a' s! F; APassionate = Sloppy Drunk4 y: K3 N1 u5 T4 w
Professional = Bitch p4 a/ C! h; }' M
Voluptuous = Very Fat
2 S& N; R- k4 H+ Q1 a, M OLarge Frame = Hugely Fat; u! |9 j$ {# {* X2 R4 y
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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