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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer + W% p( n# J' x/ n  e: e+ v5 k
white: how control? 5 `8 ?( @1 g0 G" l
hackers: white with a Trojan ! a6 K$ q# P5 l6 k' f
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 1 Z: m: W# n; D: r& p8 J
hackers: Open your Task Manager
/ E5 C6 V/ s9 Y! d white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
0 Y  g" h: E8 L hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
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Hacker: I have control of your computer
; }: g! Y1 k% Z1 t" m& L5 J white: Oh
+ w# ]: Q% L( x9 N+ X0 h4 r/ s7 W hackers: a funk? ! Hey : q6 k! B" x. A4 N; h9 W4 ?) {
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
- o& }) q, q% a0 D& u machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
# b. I. t& r7 h4 X1 m3 {0 z5 t casual hackers: You can install a firewall
4 @' C% H! J$ X' `( z/ y* [ white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
* {* \* M# ~, W. `3 L- y" d hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah " z6 N- m7 j' ?. y" R
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! ! i( K* G7 F( b3 ~+ m
hackers: ah
$ v' f: ?; t. C white: you can control someone else's computer? ! - J5 b  A' B9 u3 L8 ^# g, z
hackers: General is the # a2 I: m6 j/ t$ {
white: you can black out those sites? ) p! C: z" V/ a! ^7 }
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
2 O; M) {; |3 }; ?- w% S) F) { white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
1 `; }: M6 P9 P9 y! q3 O! L. w! ~ hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
6 I7 D8 q/ b" l! v1 I8 H white: is not it, this is Brand 4 N3 h% }& z: y3 D
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
/ ^0 L' g6 s+ a! `1 V* j white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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0 k; [& i( h# b( D( A. ~ hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! : c' t+ h" Q+ B) p& b4 X
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? . K2 @- x$ Q7 g. s* y, g% v$ v
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
/ M  M# S0 Y8 p$ W! q$ a6 y white: I want to Please help a busy
' m8 ~6 Q2 f5 B  R$ q4 R; _9 ^ hacker: What?
/ w1 C) K0 X1 m6 b  o white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 1 L8 v0 C# u1 b; U# g* L4 q3 P
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 1 |/ ?# m, t- _. g  C
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
+ h6 A$ P# Z$ C  U* j6 k) a hackers: die! ! 5 a4 L. K1 P/ h+ p! g
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !   t) J3 H) L; q, G
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 4 w8 d7 p' [: m  |  ~
Hacker: I'm looking for something / d  L) T) G9 |4 A# a$ H/ i, S
white: what I find here?
9 b7 L6 j0 E  e( G hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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# f2 ^) F' n& }& }( [% [  K, f1 U most hackers : I come! !
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1 n- T  D1 J1 j% \+ K! P! J# U hacker: how not to speak?
1 m6 Q& {" k( O white: a bad mood
- g1 M9 ]: ~6 c% \ hackers: Who bullied you? + P. e6 \5 C; ~1 s
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
5 x6 q: P5 @0 k0 |; d- K8 g! I' Y Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 1 w" N: t0 B" k6 i/ z: T
white: do not get back 6 v! p& K- U: m! D1 ^9 t: O- R
hackers: No, tell me what number?
) E" d: M, }7 _" y4 y4 h$ r  P white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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9 N3 m' {9 `" a$ x. J* c white: you gave me out! ! ! ! # W$ O0 D4 a% i8 _' p) S
hacker: how wrong? !
4 r& K  L3 {; S white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
8 E$ @* m5 V( m hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
7 J# l7 \4 i' i1 {4 o white: it does not work! ! !
, O' q- s- \: ?3 d hacker: how should you like?
# x& q- }2 p8 n; [1 _: q$ g7 R white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 3 X  F' ]9 U$ K4 `0 _& e
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
% e/ |3 `4 e7 f% n: U white: what
3 l8 r) i4 I# }: s hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
. R! f% M% }/ L; P- b+ z white: This very common ah ; {. y( M$ u8 y+ c
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 3 T$ d  b; f' D3 h4 h/ ]  ^
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
7 ]/ M' `8 m+ h2 N: K  D Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
( r  \$ c1 z: E2 [' Q white: this is also fun? ! 7 l& s  k9 ^& g% ?; @6 L$ H% b
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
0 b, A& b$ A" ]# a0 E) _  D0 y white: you are pro?
5 \6 j: C6 b" y! o0 F hackers: You can say it.
' R- X6 L- w6 W white: to what extent high?
, B. ?! y6 o9 [% ?+ l hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
; x- w- X. M, u. T! a white black: Ah, this I will! / L# ]) V) a$ U4 X( y
hacker :#?%! You can? !
. [' ?+ P" q- t* ?  n8 d white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . & z& W+ V% r3 ?7 ?& u0 `
hackers: Go!
8 v- Q5 M& [. {( y- ~& l& I- } white: Ask your question . K  d6 t# r7 Z' I/ O" i% F
hacker: says
3 o/ ^) P2 b9 m) Y white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? $ R/ x  D' b; N, z% {
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . * L4 S7 p2 l# @. F% H6 y/ W
white: no networking is also OK?
2 E: ?& t9 J2 B$ h% u hackers:. . . . . . . * k& X8 B' }" f9 s+ B( _
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? ( C1 H; ?3 Z$ B) P$ R+ T) a
hackers:. . . . . . . .
* c+ e$ q0 C, K* T white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! , J2 A3 U! s5 }/ A! K6 w  I- q
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep 7 O' V( k) w: g- H1 v/ n
white wash: my computer is broken ( U8 w; K$ [. L9 a. s
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
0 T. b: U+ h+ a# U white: that is, you bully me
( B. Y- m. _+ U+ K. R hackers: No ah 7 q6 s4 Y7 J& _" V
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! # x- A- r) s4 f. x
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ ) h; }" b) p9 v- S' R) c1 N- b/ Q/ r
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 5 E8 z* F; Q1 }! w3 y) L# b
Hackers: should be able to
* f0 \4 B5 c4 X) X% ~ white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
3 L2 j' ^/ m% B  K  ^7 I2 f& T& p) \ hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know % C5 _! c( y' i/ L
white: of course, \!
! [( B  s+ j1 X2 A. d; z9 S hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 8 R- _% l6 t+ S+ `
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
0 i0 Y# j  D/ g( I1 F9 U1 G hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
9 J  v; G5 N4 h( o. j white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
% K% e0 C; z7 E, |7 I* r hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 6 z! M  I) {; q: t  i, ?3 C
white: that problem, you can solve it 1 i* ^* C- e# P
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
, o& F$ T. J5 ^! J: t3 z2 b# k! n white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
0 x' w* n$ Y. } a hacker:. . . . I excused ) K3 F9 W( \; r5 _" d
white: we see meet you? 9 W! ^: |. e; _2 @: e# X
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
4 z2 x( _8 f1 }* W white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
, F2 K! ?- ]" ]; m+ f1 s Hacker: Oh, what you think?
( {6 S2 h! Z  L+ H" O1 } white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 5 z! n" ^" u% i3 O
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! # V2 a" T# @; R5 p. |
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ ) S0 P7 [* v4 m3 `* {
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
* g* @8 I% [$ ]" _$ [& l7 t hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
: E' w3 x" O1 y% t white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
3 w) ]1 m$ }3 k' E, s, P0 x hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
. u3 V2 T' `1 e! J  @: x( d4 ? white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ ) [3 S* w8 u2 C4 d5 K* d$ F' B! X0 N% M
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
$ D0 x2 d/ ?$ b* x white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
5 @) K0 ?1 r9 S7 c# n6 D white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? " K' `  D$ E+ V
hackers: No wonder, only used 6 x& D; o4 c& t$ Q; d1 b% `" ~2 f# v( L
white: no you're curious about the place? : Y( J/ F7 ?8 d
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 5 U) z: i- V6 N' z2 ], T
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white: I would like to control your computer
+ B$ ^- R; o+ ~  H- n- O, w Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
$ J, l7 s2 R" j white: This is not fair! !
  n' n. S* s* ~3 n1 K hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
- F0 i8 W5 [% K* R1 l white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
7 ^9 @$ ]; H: J! S3 {* V  N* [ hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! + J  N* _" s0 z3 ~+ w$ ~* ?
Hacker: I'm white
8 U3 M. |7 _9 ?) E+ q us again: This is probably the last time we met the . Z& t$ H5 k; h; B' X: }
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
6 N6 N/ t' H* X: s2 J white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!   y+ K, d" P8 C, q
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
! B" B) P, S1 j3 w/ { white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 7 u; L2 A2 S' A' `
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 6 f' U& B  X5 ?2 @! g6 E/ @2 ^
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
0 |' ?3 L* [8 k( n. ] white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power # }, A+ |* o& w' t& ?* @% @6 @: ~
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? 3 Y/ l# c# s1 X- L' {7 U$ g
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
, s( ^$ e6 @6 p hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
& R3 ?" R9 d8 | white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
6 `2 q) u4 R; _8 R) e% z' R white: You are not really powerful 3 ]! `9 [3 r* w5 P  _6 ?
hackers: so-so friends 0 H+ T0 P3 b" t! [
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
7 z- b: Q' N. a4 V4 Z hackers: this place is difficult! You wait : k# Z+ |. H0 k
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 5 r* E( W% d2 P% A6 R' V
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
! d3 W% m" c5 h- K7 k" [1 j hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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