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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 4 l3 N- p: A  `- ~& `# M7 j" |! C- u
white: how control? * _2 o7 h3 J4 G- ^
hackers: white with a Trojan ( p7 x7 k' A! C) Q( X
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
( \6 n. m* [* d1 l. U" W hackers: Open your Task Manager
7 r3 n( G$ K9 W; Z) V  _4 `$ p white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? & y3 c% c: |1 l/ m6 z) q; \. e3 Z
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
" q( z$ u/ c0 W8 T/ o% l1 E# R8 ~ white: \;
0 g7 I. _* L8 o Hacker: I have control of your computer ! n) n4 S- Y/ E8 E- w- U! U
white: Oh 8 H7 r) ^1 f* W, |  p- v7 s6 m; Z
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
. m$ b+ U7 v3 \ white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 4 ~' A# N7 C0 R7 W
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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4 r+ M& a( I4 D1 i! E. ~: a white: how do you always in my computer and out of 4 ]3 L1 N: t% g5 _, |# o( i8 i
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
, o+ q9 T% T) |$ Z( u, W% F white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
, j4 Y* l, O* h( ?0 G. z% L  i hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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2 A  n' {$ b  X. q. X( n1 g( S small White: I heard that you will create a \!
+ S, o6 v9 H) x. Y hackers: ah 2 t1 I6 Y8 s* g* R
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
- i- z8 h! B- w5 R hackers: General is the
6 w" I* Q) Q% {4 O white: you can black out those sites? ) ]* e9 x: a+ S$ s
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
4 h+ t) {! c: k( R white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . ) F; i' k+ k8 [% d
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? . x1 x8 i5 b: {4 t, k4 c
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
, A) B8 U+ B  z/ C white: is not it, this is Brand
, M# O: K, g' C5 h8 F: D3 a Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a % U/ \- g' |, t; @# b. u/ }7 U2 v3 y
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye & w6 K8 i: k$ m, z

; S+ c7 n* n# c7 q/ o hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 5 z, r" K# ?1 _
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? & ~) ^5 K4 u1 U, V
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
3 u1 k% C3 A+ S4 U8 b white: I want to Please help a busy
4 Y, H8 w  g: i* H2 a! j5 Z5 E3 H" R hacker: What? 4 a# |( _  Q- z3 e" r  U
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data ! L6 N4 A0 Q0 R7 E" K/ F# p4 m: I- n
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
" C$ ~2 Q$ H4 j% v4 S' ]/ G white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
4 a. J- q- K: f1 |( T$ G6 T  m hackers: die! ! ! W; b7 j. v/ R4 G+ Y
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
% Y3 K/ |# ]5 U# ~) ?! Q5 u white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why : z6 L: ?. l7 y$ }/ `
Hacker: I'm looking for something
+ M+ ?) U, ^. L" E) ` white: what I find here?
/ V1 \6 u/ E  c* A3 u9 [ hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights ) ^0 \! d, U" j: m

8 R8 m; D. W" K% U' F$ _ most hackers : I come! !
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3 N" K) L% l! k hacker: how not to speak?
4 ?3 i; }/ r6 Q/ e  m9 F white: a bad mood ' l# R& X& C) r' \. R) K, c; _
hackers: Who bullied you? 7 o, t1 L8 Z! P+ E5 r& W  l
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
; Q- @: s4 Y' L8 s  z$ a Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
5 A2 h' X% i* d- ~# } white: do not get back
- h  N, g9 R5 T9 g hackers: No, tell me what number? & z" w6 s7 x  {: [, T3 `, v" B
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember : v1 C3 U" F+ h2 J; R

5 P$ q  K( |! P5 f& m5 Z white: you gave me out! ! ! !
( F- m+ a9 G; D' G$ }' L hacker: how wrong? ! - f8 Q0 U" R- C1 Q- M
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
( H/ a" E1 V& a4 u hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the % v( Y6 ^# N* S" H0 I
white: it does not work! ! ! 5 V, Q" L6 t- L1 ]6 {
hacker: how should you like? % A% `% ~7 I1 |) L3 n6 n( n9 d
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 4 O/ }, j* _, C) L1 O. q, Z6 q

+ ]1 j0 A  B: z; ?8 N" B8 a hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun . k9 h* I- x! c. I+ ?6 J
white: what ( ^4 Y4 ^( ?; ]. A; b- H
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
; }+ R+ x1 o; B3 d8 ?; b white: This very common ah * r6 i6 G, T/ Y; z  X1 `
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent $ u: B0 N. `+ D6 J. n8 Y1 b6 Q
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
& L) v7 f. y  ~: c Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 7 \% e- ^( A/ |1 S  r
white: this is also fun? !
1 u% j# r4 H8 D/ Z& b" Z7 E! T. L Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID 8 L( J& }( j) O4 {5 h
white: you are pro? " w5 e: t7 ?( G+ n5 A  ]
hackers: You can say it.
/ a: r. b8 h6 y+ {, t5 P white: to what extent high?
5 M, d- P/ {3 D: W* e hackers: ah, I am bored when their own # T% g3 p, m& o" r) s: }4 D* j, O
white black: Ah, this I will!
+ q8 C. [5 ^4 l/ h* R0 n% k" Q; ^ hacker :#?%! You can? !
8 A; V$ S: w& f" d8 @ white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . . O& ?" v- x3 o* o  \+ m
hackers: Go!
, _" N/ S0 }% w) B white: Ask your question
1 i/ g0 s' }; t0 g hacker: says ' d! h% Q# B5 _. T2 m" Q9 b/ C
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? : N7 m) l! b8 {; U! S' R
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
: J) S2 H7 b" ?( I- D1 i* R- m. I white: no networking is also OK? 6 I3 r5 Y, O" u! i+ v
hackers:. . . . . . . " E4 q7 ]$ U) _/ j
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
: k' Y1 w! A7 h: L hackers:. . . . . . . .
6 I% h6 S8 j! m9 v  y white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
! U5 m$ ?: {1 s- P( z5 v hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep   P- y$ I( b9 p8 |
white wash: my computer is broken
- z0 @2 e5 \( b+ i9 D3 X1 X* S: [ hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
; ?' r- o# q3 ? white: that is, you bully me ; ]! J0 G. z$ k2 k: c5 F1 Y0 U
hackers: No ah   e3 g* ]- t3 F7 A3 V" B2 w& n& F! I* B% ]
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
" F; _" g: I' A) @ hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ % T# q2 h. |+ J  Q) T6 P/ O# G$ P$ s
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? " j4 G# P/ E8 w+ V* o+ J. k
Hackers: should be able to ( J% e( h) k4 d% |6 n
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
. |& T. J) y2 H hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 2 N, A( r8 t% f8 o- ?2 H- q8 j' ^
white: of course, \! $ A/ @* w7 H) _2 u* o3 L3 V) ?
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? ! v* R7 w" p. V
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
( X. d9 D8 j' n7 b5 V: Z& c white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? 3 f2 F# d. `! R% x9 n6 Z% E
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
6 w% x$ i* s& H4 Q7 H* C9 z white: that problem, you can solve it
/ W# _2 Q. o% \: q& t$ e hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
% i# p7 ]. w# u, ^+ E white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ! F% B- W; X: l" C( f0 Q
a hacker:. . . . I excused : k2 t3 Q# D& n
white: we see meet you?
' Q9 E% I/ T$ r" O  q hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
' @& N3 n+ Z3 p6 C5 B5 S7 O6 j" u white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
, y# ^9 ^, _; X: u' y" W& ` Hacker: Oh, what you think?
0 h" K- P! N; Q0 E4 k white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
# @! l/ g0 H9 T% p hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!   i% Y& u0 W- |0 ^! {# F
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ / J5 C$ |! `; u$ j3 B3 P. v# O# |
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
& W7 Y# o& Y( ~' t0 f& d( F3 K0 H hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
. ], j7 s  B3 w7 _  \ white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit + r( A* z, X, i) u" E  q$ D* S5 \
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
; G0 ?/ R" K1 c0 t: w2 V white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ ! m% r1 v8 @0 [) f
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 8 V4 M' T/ l* v
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
/ X2 `. ~3 Y: ?7 L white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? " @# B8 a2 x- j8 r8 s
hackers: No wonder, only used " v+ c. M. _5 _2 n# U$ x
white: no you're curious about the place?
5 Q0 U) K- o7 P  L' ]7 L hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 9 f% ^  m; J$ H

" V  Y  @- ]% P' J  h5 |2 V white: I would like to control your computer
9 g+ \, R% `' h( z) ]  |; r Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad & n! Q, ?& U; G" y) B3 J/ g
white: This is not fair! !
; x2 ]. k( r& f0 o4 E) k6 Y' R' I' f hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
9 ?0 e9 y0 {, g& \, u white:. . . . But I will not. . . . . h( `# g6 n) F$ p  ^2 g
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 6 E# P8 T2 }+ J6 o0 a( _& w
Hacker: I'm white 9 x$ S# w( i, M: |6 S8 ~$ Y
us again: This is probably the last time we met the $ z3 E; G  n" Z4 S! Q
Hacker: Oh? What happened? 7 o5 ^* A  I  I0 _/ v/ k
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
# t  P- H/ p% D* y+ U! ` hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
$ j( v8 _! W9 I. C) ~8 D) a; F white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 9 [' ]# d( r7 c) [8 S
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
& W0 J* m9 X& q+ _) Y9 a hackers: so late, and how not offline?
  u9 a; A# b) n- H7 d0 W; F9 d white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
3 ]: C; r0 ]- Q hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
( _7 w: F0 {, H) I3 e white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
/ ~7 _0 f* K3 w% P& @" c hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
7 g2 J( q0 X7 b white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 2 O2 O( V) x2 S) a$ |4 s, e' G, r
white: You are not really powerful
% C6 N# ^& A$ l' s; c/ [; ] hackers: so-so friends : z  ~  K% {, c0 L
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ! U$ t, ?1 y4 W6 |; h
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait ( n1 q, R: l( Y% n) e$ w
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
: U8 X8 v  a! k+ c' i9 i6 I white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
( o, V/ m& X6 Y7 U0 t3 c hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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