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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 4 l- X! z' M! k  y
white: how control?
: K# \: D3 o/ N0 C" K! }& r+ K4 O hackers: white with a Trojan 3 P' z2 b8 L& |  L; A0 R
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
% N; o6 a. O  N) Q8 G: _ hackers: Open your Task Manager & l- V( T8 `" C" u8 n1 n" J& ?- D
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
! i0 e: R& z" B4 ] hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
9 h) ~& _4 A! l7 V4 Q white: \;
/ d; Z- y" N) |% M4 v, a. a Hacker: I have control of your computer
0 D& t+ j  \" U7 U$ t7 k# X: S white: Oh ! y, E( Q9 C- b
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
+ M: {; S: A7 U/ Z; T8 } white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord / b2 r/ \) n9 r, b# f: r: ]0 ]
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of , U0 w" y' Q! d/ p3 }( ^/ g% e; h
casual hackers: You can install a firewall , J9 E# S+ G) ^9 f2 i, ~
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 9 D6 W5 p, b4 ~: I/ A# z  z
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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% B, `) @% N( p8 y+ w small White: I heard that you will create a \! + B* l& X  U' D8 h* E9 U* }; c# S/ X  n  T) d
hackers: ah % `7 r7 @' v+ E, d! V, P8 k
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
. k' B  a2 x' Q! g& P hackers: General is the # l% Y3 i9 D- t
white: you can black out those sites?
6 E) p: P7 u$ x1 n0 u hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \; h# d) [) \) H+ ]' I; p
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
; A6 @5 S* j! X9 b6 I6 V hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the . Y/ E: K3 n) f2 ~& j
white: is not it, this is Brand ) W6 F! ?; M, }3 z8 M
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
5 P( C( O. z, e8 ^. N white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
. S- H8 E/ F$ b0 x. D3 M white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
+ }+ @6 A5 B* {9 h8 K: B) a* Z hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
3 E% o0 @% t/ T8 B0 ?5 V9 e$ L+ V white: I want to Please help a busy 2 B% }' P& f% _" T
hacker: What? : H4 X& K  V5 B) e* C
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data , x' l& z$ _, b4 n1 v
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 0 ?; l8 o& u3 `" c2 o7 V5 T
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . ! q+ e. U, ], A8 @' ^; q
hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
" S: p' T; c2 f  Y6 [: B; l white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 1 W% ]: G8 {8 G7 i8 {8 f% P
Hacker: I'm looking for something / p8 O4 _8 {5 b' z2 y
white: what I find here?
% j) t" ]" J0 {. x& ?$ U hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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" o+ o8 P7 m8 o/ C, [ most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? + i: \7 ^/ r- G" \' g* U  o
white: a bad mood ! x. A" C# F6 V7 i) H6 e
hackers: Who bullied you? 3 }% {! L4 e) C% r
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love 4 y- V8 ^5 c  j1 A* T0 }7 S0 W
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
& m6 P; n* {) q' k# I4 b white: do not get back
6 C' c; v: O6 K2 c hackers: No, tell me what number? 9 b" y- V7 L0 o
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 1 ~& \( j3 c" v! _0 T  I6 \0 N

8 y1 a0 P1 k/ g white: you gave me out! ! ! !
( A. _/ R9 @! a hacker: how wrong? ! " H1 `* h. H" P" G; o& G3 _6 F+ q
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
) N  ?; p; j' g( ^* q  n, u& d; J hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ; _9 K: ^. n2 n' `( R
white: it does not work! ! !
! u& }2 g. r. F3 [+ H; y: t; m hacker: how should you like? 9 F' e% l* q2 b- L" d2 ]
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 7 v' a8 l" F" _# _# {
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 3 b# t$ A! q1 Y/ s
white: what $ j: B! A& e# ^( Z( B* Z; L
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
' n3 ^) q$ G0 u! v. ? white: This very common ah 7 x) w* p9 b5 |+ a- b
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
' {1 V9 n2 H$ D8 i. J; b white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
& \5 ]; d: g& `$ N; l Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 2 e' x& N' \& W' e* G
white: this is also fun? ! / |8 U) \! c- E9 W1 B
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
5 d2 u3 h4 v. N* u% @" y white: you are pro? 4 J1 s# h  Z6 }( v' B3 b
hackers: You can say it.   F. G9 y" u+ k
white: to what extent high? 7 I' R- h, S, R% ]8 ]& m# M: o1 J
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
' V8 e' h. N; d6 r' p6 ~/ x/ b/ [' ] white black: Ah, this I will!
$ ]6 J0 _* |: ^4 _. ? hacker :#?%! You can? ! 6 Y$ a+ c; X3 p( p5 ^
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
# U- |1 {$ E( u+ T* N/ }' _ hackers: Go!
1 a0 F+ `( M; H9 K/ v white: Ask your question , C- r" i7 z9 ]$ r9 R# f
hacker: says 6 I4 O7 _7 `; H  p8 B) C: g, w9 T
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
! S; x# G# q5 p Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
% o  [# b& _8 Q! E& A1 j4 R9 Z white: no networking is also OK?
* b3 `9 y! W- ]* u% Y hackers:. . . . . . .
4 f( ^4 E! O8 @9 y* A2 ~) [ white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? $ v0 L$ D2 \( a/ S6 F
hackers:. . . . . . . .
8 W4 r% K$ I" w  }/ k) E white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
. R- j6 T" B7 j7 [ hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
; }9 N& G8 _# }! t white wash: my computer is broken
3 G3 u+ k0 t' s+ j! I hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem $ B# I5 l: e8 w
white: that is, you bully me + c! D3 a1 x1 J' u8 [, N0 P9 {
hackers: No ah ! c) E' @/ m. y' z* e/ K" `+ J
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! - Q. L0 S9 @7 Z7 N: f3 c9 C) b- c
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
+ \/ q& l5 b* O white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? % l7 s/ m4 y2 M: F- L# r7 b
Hackers: should be able to ' I& U2 f- [9 N
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 7 ~& O* B* |. P$ c$ p1 ?" Z
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
' T7 V5 v; f  q2 J) ]6 ~6 @0 v white: of course, \! 0 l5 G) R; I) B- @' K
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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7 ?$ h7 L* E' y, ]. i white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
; Z# l! Q# r# i" C- |5 @9 j( c" C2 l hackers: If the problem is not your idiot ; e5 O) q! d; \1 j" s: l
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? , u) @  E% N- n  K
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
8 s& J- A8 k4 z) E, b white: that problem, you can solve it
5 C4 Z! v8 z6 O! V8 ^! R8 g hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; . @7 ^0 a4 t- e2 E
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it + c' m3 S) D* u+ v& N! C4 V) O2 E/ s  [
a hacker:. . . . I excused
- P3 {7 v" ?$ x8 P white: we see meet you?
, H) ~2 |# \  O* o hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 2 W$ G1 m' m. v
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
+ D: L# |: k, M5 t) l% U2 O Hacker: Oh, what you think? . C2 g$ ~% f5 G) M/ K
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 2 {/ Z  F9 Q( c2 ]$ U( {0 v
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! ) L9 R4 e3 _  @
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ # t& r- ?7 W2 I9 h
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 2 z# Q: e7 w) u8 J. q1 |
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
$ @/ L2 }4 L- ?5 g& h white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
% J5 k, E, r6 i( X7 ]0 l hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
# y6 n9 w. h/ f9 t" E white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
% C/ s2 |7 ]4 i. L( B hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
' N  J$ G: E% d: t1 j5 U, e white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! * E  g  v  n; X& Z( z5 w
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
; q( s* ~& s' V0 A& T2 @3 ^4 n hackers: No wonder, only used
8 O/ ^6 w& I/ L* G9 z  w( d white: no you're curious about the place?
" i& J: U1 o8 u% q. B1 A' F3 `+ v hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes " W- C5 M+ Q. ?7 m( o

+ o  P0 l* b7 L, _, G. L" K" I white: I would like to control your computer " Q& P8 G: G' O4 H7 c% h9 g
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
9 V- V% L  J) k' T" ?) | white: This is not fair! ! 2 V/ z: p% I0 S: ^$ Q
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 0 h4 z: Y$ O7 j, L/ R
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
3 w, W5 H& S1 C+ Y hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
! x9 M! D$ d3 O% c) u/ R0 Q( d9 p Hacker: I'm white / x0 J8 g! ]- ^, ^& b
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
* p* v: L. e" ~1 m1 [7 v7 Q$ D" J; s Hacker: Oh? What happened? - }; g5 r7 L+ [
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!   S) Y7 x3 `. q( H/ h/ }
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
: D4 i- V: q( D' j0 G white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 0 U1 I7 k1 r- }
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ( R  v7 }1 O" P% E; B! _
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
& ]. \1 t; K& c/ J' @  ] white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
$ X1 T) ^7 \1 {4 T) N. z hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
8 |) O' k5 ?. ^% U/ [ white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power - K, }% M/ i9 k+ h# L+ [
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \; Z& E" B" W+ z/ x- Y" E. ~5 N- W
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it " i$ I! g7 r2 q2 @4 S- Y' y( C
white: You are not really powerful - D, ]& U/ |. P% p
hackers: so-so friends 4 k6 ^; |( x. K, @  ^5 I5 O6 k& B
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. $ @- z7 i$ x7 G
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
- f7 e* T* M$ H# V hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 0 w3 `- {6 x- S! L' N2 A' w' Q
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . & t/ C2 }% I/ q3 v' q
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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