(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
8 `. `' r+ B$ {8 l+ p清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
3 M& x/ x# \( j& |& l前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
* g6 V6 U" W: u5 ^+ _. v$ C2 Pcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
* b5 R: [( l# A' Z' ]+ B  i4 c老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
5 M7 T1 F! g3 k' c6 B前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
1 T, }) p/ ~, ^. p老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

& \( b- |/ K+ W3 W. r我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？