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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”
& A2 ]2 p- v2 [* m7 t: y- Z- I老外:“hi.”2 u8 g5 l( B0 s& U) @' ^
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”- d1 @5 Y" f( P0 m9 T4 c0 z
老外:“can you speak english?”
4 Q, i9 q0 v+ n) W0 _前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”3 ~. R5 a1 R' D6 U' |4 K
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”$ G. ^# C( g: x! W- h& s; v
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you; I& Z. K& [8 z
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”& `9 Y, y4 C5 U2 U
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”7 J* [* }9 T& M" i
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
9 Q9 p, B9 Y9 a8 `老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
1 u. a; j$ v' [6 f4 F; O前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”) L5 Q7 Y! ]1 h6 N& G3 D" y6 ~
老外:........ |
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