(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
6 P" h8 l" u) L9 d' L/ s" e2 f前台小姐：“hello.”
) `0 g3 j0 F5 g3 J" T- P& h+ O老外：“hi.”
8 d; a+ b. ~& h1 U" F5 L前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
  w/ f) N/ y8 H5 {3 d5 P# [老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
3 E3 M! x/ m9 X前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
5 A  r$ X) Y+ Bcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 z6 W% r  k& M0 M: R老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
: W3 h: F& ]- u: B# d  ^老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
! Y) z) R& v( p6 l) u: j# E$ L前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
4 p7 a" h8 E7 w) O: h8 O( ]5 ?老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？