(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
  T9 J  F, {2 Z( {+ R+ _3 {0 `. u# t清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
& ^2 W3 P3 \$ n; Z' ]+ r5 y老外：“hi.”
  H8 b" q' c+ N0 ]前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
) \% R: q& K+ {前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
7 g" ?$ _1 K- `( vcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
3 [! f9 j0 H1 o老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
7 J# m" M2 x. c老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

7 O& d4 I0 v8 h我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？