(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
0 y0 L2 z* e2 _. X5 R2 e/ M" V老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
( }* M/ `. P9 g4 D1 W前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 K0 O' \- s# [老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
9 N  Y$ i% _4 j0 ?: l* p( l前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
+ ~: A+ B! T4 `9 |- i7 A* o1 D* f* ~老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

  X1 u) |% G$ g( V7 z我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？