(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
- o9 ^: f% ^9 N$ V( ?前台小姐：“hello.”
1 V5 f/ ~" ?; p1 |  ]老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
3 b0 j, K5 ^% I4 [# F& }老外：“can you speak english？”
9 _% p1 b9 s/ D- f1 ^6 {( x, S; P前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
9 |' _. E" c6 Y' A0 k: `1 l7 l老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
) l8 K" ~! }1 m9 U& U* p前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
1 F5 r0 u7 r$ t; h, O6 }can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
4 V' c2 D8 i# \5 I  d1 I老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
6 D+ p" L& H+ p" s! z0 q2 e: p老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

3 Y6 K8 {% l. f1 b0 I6 Y5 q我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？