(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
( i& H8 [; _5 Y) \" U前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
4 d5 B8 `$ ?0 q0 K5 x$ J老外：“can you speak english？”
. N1 F. Y) F, w4 @+ x前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
  z, x/ g+ r# X! S# X老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
- |; L( q; {3 j  k' b* A6 X前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
, m7 k! Y4 p! t& E; d+ O9 J8 }, ncan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
$ y* u. ^3 t+ n9 ]. \前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
. H* x# N8 R- D$ z0 |+ `$ q8 x老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
6 D7 c) R1 x' r# t8 J& \1 x* o) ]1 B冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

7 `! P+ x8 e$ Y! L我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？