(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
) f4 z2 V# Q7 A+ f清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
  x- x; m7 H1 }前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
: M4 t% a, U; N1 M* o老外：“can you speak english？”
" s  O' N0 ^7 c( Z) N: }: \. p前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
; h4 D1 b+ \7 B( q4 T0 E老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
# d8 U; I9 I! Z* }! \. m& P) j前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
* h" H3 o- g4 p+ ?; Pcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
+ W; I- A% \! X  F* |2 T$ W, L老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
9 ^3 o& N, a! `( z& y" J, D9 x5 U前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
  ^& \; f6 u6 X: Y6 R前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
2 }$ j6 p  }3 r" b# t2 H3 ]冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

8 R, d+ x+ n" t" g2 S我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？