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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
% w8 |3 M& b7 r5 h0 U audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
% R8 R9 c) g: I* x# m. p4 K3 ^ books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
. I4 V8 Q* m+ r% t) e2 B! k lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 3 j8 d, Y6 G+ G% V
little left to be of any use?" 2 ?( `! Z Y7 X% B7 R1 t; K( X
6 E6 O3 t+ M5 F2 e' D8 B "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to t' v! b8 n `! F9 ^$ A
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of / B) F4 A. g3 z0 e
bandages." 6 ~& r. e# t1 J" [. i' s; u/ S* {
% E, N4 i: q8 `2 `3 R$ W6 z5 m# D "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
. q# n p/ C: k1 w4 L& U, ~ question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 6 y1 l1 B; p( v% g' F
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
! S1 K- j4 W1 g; _. y over after setting a cast on a patient?" 4 a& i; w( S6 A# f) w
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 0 ^% E5 F. Z6 S
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
5 v7 J, ]$ Y2 _3 ?( l the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster . k! m' G- |; s% E& B7 s
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
: w# a. m$ ~7 W6 d/ w6 d4 R leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
* C+ X% _' J4 X "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
& C/ @ d* D2 q+ |" A the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 6 ]0 Z% F2 x- _1 z0 u
year they send us a complete dick." |
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