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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 7 ~ g" e4 M8 N$ C1 b3 q
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
6 Q& J7 t/ L* b- }3 J books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a$ x; r0 o- E2 o) n3 W
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# y& v" k1 @0 t2 G* M- [: n little left to be of any use?" 4 i% U9 Q( Y# j. m/ c
/ d9 t2 n; g& w8 r# j) f "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
/ o2 o3 c6 @, B! [+ `0 j9 P the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
5 e5 D) [2 B! O. E9 j7 I bandages." 5 j) D5 k2 P1 t6 j
a( k/ I% W+ h6 T8 e& h5 }7 q "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 9 ^7 M9 d0 R6 H% q/ _
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
0 r& N1 e4 Q* {$ J2 e "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left . d# x8 I6 F0 R' \7 N
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 2 s7 m0 @# S' W7 } a! _
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
+ @2 s( Y }3 z trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to * w' y5 Z4 I- |
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of $ Y0 }7 s, F$ t& }7 c
plaster." 7 k! t5 Q q% O# c w
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
' ]+ d3 |: ^5 v8 q the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
) }. U4 c% J: e( a8 r- i& S leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
% W3 I. _& t) E: Z# M "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
/ R% `; F3 X; c2 _ the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
# `/ ?; {/ _8 K6 `0 N year they send us a complete dick." |
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