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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
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books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a) U* X" ~0 {. W
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 6 N2 X0 |- D9 |7 p, S- \
little left to be of any use?"
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6 d& Y' X% Q4 p9 Y "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
) r7 g. R0 v/ Q* t# C the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of & }: ]( D! m; i8 D/ R
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 4 {/ B) p# @/ L$ {1 `" x0 F; x
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
( p" T$ P2 M, M9 ?- Q3 M "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left # W! w& S( X- x- y4 U4 g" I; h1 t, f, Z
over after setting a cast on a patient?" ; j `* |3 @. s. V' w) S
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
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the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
1 A9 j$ N* ?! }% d/ s$ i; X plaster." 5 u7 w# M5 |" j
1 _0 u2 V, U, b0 E1 r* c/ \7 e "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
' }- k i" ^! O4 f1 U7 B) m the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 4 @8 w) Q: }# B" y2 l K( l
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
1 x6 d% @$ x3 F5 Q7 n( O "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
3 d' ~: z5 q' q+ C O! E6 | the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 7 F5 t) b# {8 l) d+ D, s+ g: W5 t
year they send us a complete dick." |
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