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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# k- z, Z9 O- h4 ]5 C  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ! [7 b; y  y( m4 U! a( S3 D) B2 @
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 _" e6 L  g& P1 c  J  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
9 I) F5 D' k& c. [+ W  little left to be of any use?"                                            - j& o- I: i0 [- A
                                                                           
* ^9 E4 @0 `( c; J% N* {4 s' ~  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ) j9 C& h  `& u; F6 i
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    / `/ U; M% G6 E
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         4 l1 _6 @3 J8 E  j
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
2 k2 a! [3 }9 N  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  + Q7 ]  A( t8 a
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 m# ~4 u1 g0 K0 t  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. P) o+ L1 R$ Z4 y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ' ~+ k& |6 y; @6 Z
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    " E; Z7 c& S% h$ B- m
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ! j+ ~1 p% e: j* Z! g# p5 H/ u
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
$ g* G# C, `$ _  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
% m. V9 m0 e9 ~/ h1 ~0 c  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
, [9 L' d( v8 n* X& e4 d1 O4 {: Z9 d  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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