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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( \1 G* y" J2 N. P2 f  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: w. j2 v0 E7 Y+ {" i  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
" k! |' R( _. R2 D' c( P  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too - R, W1 c  i2 v8 W' v$ o8 a( k
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& v) {0 A. ^6 l7 K1 F1 D) U+ t  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of      ]( B& u* }& p3 s2 _- S3 x
  bandages."                                                               
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) R' e2 g( R" h  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: o2 X, x# g4 _4 }% d! D/ s  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
0 g& ], X7 U3 b. x/ B1 l, T  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
6 D6 N6 x+ o5 s4 Z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  6 w" U% T2 M& T4 U
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to      g" a/ i8 n  P6 u
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 `/ ]2 Z; d( t7 I/ a! m. M+ t
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 q/ a+ c" U7 o. i% k  l9 g. i, o  plaster."                                                                 3 N0 {' E9 U$ Y4 \- h% n
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 D0 d  q- `% M2 L0 Y) f9 v6 g
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     6 M5 o. M# M. l; \7 a, D
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 z' F; i+ v5 M& p5 k- D  ^  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   # ]! U$ S' J/ J5 e7 y3 C) l( i, m# N
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    0 k$ h: F( K2 U5 w
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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