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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 s# a! i( R7 ]  y9 @  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: q9 l% g9 y5 O7 E; v, W  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
+ Y) U& J4 D! l& \" ~" r- V+ F  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
) `/ q/ w; j' e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% g2 P8 o" Y& ~/ j) P( X  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 |! H& t( ]4 i# o  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    7 c  h* P( B: {" i1 Q) V& G
  bandages."                                                               
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/ ^5 k6 A  M7 l. k6 Y+ D  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% P/ |1 M! p2 s* D6 _  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' X6 o- l3 K# Y% t7 z5 W7 s  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  8 [3 \+ F2 M9 S, W
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  7 {0 ?: y% z! V, e# a$ {  c
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ! Y1 n& J/ l( C* y
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   % B  l' m0 }' l+ e1 [9 o: a
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   / _1 |" p6 J3 n, r
  plaster."                                                                 0 L% Y/ j( U+ G( t- O' v
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
* w1 b5 n4 v* F% W  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ) ^, \1 W# }8 C1 y' A
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - B+ }" o# X3 p; L. g5 Q& w6 y- ]
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / ?/ F3 r$ `4 [
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ E+ }9 H, a1 _" O6 r" x  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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