a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 B; P) {5 H( j1 z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
% G8 v! X6 G- {' K: _  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" _. A/ F) G! }+ H1 F  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
; f! M: |7 V. `/ O  T  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
% d0 ]) G1 `* B) _  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: L" T. ~+ U- @4 g( _% F  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- m5 `9 x, W; w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
9 d' a3 P# m& ]5 o, @3 j% z! ~  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
0 G6 b3 x$ d4 y5 W" `# o/ c  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ q. c, w5 c! Y2 }# U5 V' F9 p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  k% j# F$ D  o: T/ ^4 i. d0 H  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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