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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ( R* W% \, w- s. K& j
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   - ]1 f: g1 ~- z6 v  v8 k9 m
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a4 s) E  z% a6 r" o: c: \3 U
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too " F  r" A/ `: P% i" e4 Q
  little left to be of any use?"                                            & a- l- D+ i. P4 y9 B
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    + p' A" o8 b" G" P$ l3 Y) q+ x
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    / a6 j0 c# Z0 X1 E! {
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual           m8 @! g* [2 z9 u' \6 q' m% h  V8 R
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
2 F. E) k' y$ e5 Y% g) @8 r$ c6 S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
2 ~% F# a2 {1 Q" ~  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  1 D( P5 p+ k$ q  q, X" E0 a# F3 {
                                                                           
$ C9 O* b" ?, @  b5 A$ M( A+ G  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
2 G5 b" V. ^( T) i& E4 H0 Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% S, }% c3 }6 V' R7 F  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   " u( @: N7 q% f& a
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    , z0 {/ U5 i  A
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     $ T- S% ?$ ?. b" v7 a- r
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   0 q! Z& W! w8 y2 I
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
! _% U2 Q% [# D/ O+ y4 }  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    2 T5 O1 [7 p; \, O: Z
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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