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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 4 P* r9 d4 L E3 h( |# M% `+ i
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the `2 y! i# F/ u5 ?* r7 E
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
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little left to be of any use?" + Q0 d( g2 T' b. ]
+ Y. O8 P5 C3 E& z) h. ?2 y "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to , B8 d5 ~, D3 n1 Q( V6 g- i t, q" i! T
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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7 F3 ^. D3 O& y3 A5 L, @$ @. X "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual + m3 k( Y$ n4 ^, F$ h! u2 L z
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. : @/ a a( ]3 V% ]. ~( ?$ |2 q
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left $ ?6 ~( z) C- ?- Z
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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! ?6 {2 g- Z9 X& z "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to " U% r) I% \: L/ ^9 n( @
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to % R5 L o- Q* F' h/ z- Y
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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# E5 C0 U3 O9 t- o "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ; X7 }3 l6 a- b. J/ e+ b5 W
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the $ f7 f4 j5 e, h* q
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" , p4 n4 i: `0 J( T8 c
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 4 s" E( d& X2 S# H! P- g
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
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