a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, z: r/ p2 S5 {: }- o+ a3 p  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
; r1 w4 W* J; c2 m& ^  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
+ e7 \# f" S1 e) f* k0 {$ I; x  bandages."                                                               
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) ]8 B/ @. m( ~3 V& j# h  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  o+ `3 m; e, n" F  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
- O0 ^9 q! m0 H) E  i  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ D4 J& E. [) k* Y- [7 V  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
: h& z( f& `' `: E  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
+ Q# G  e, ?( n- \) L  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
8 T) R& J% A/ W( O  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
1 |: R! ?$ E" \  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% n! p! \8 B2 R8 o) b4 ]- _& ^  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- I! c# T7 w: _; o  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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