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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ' s+ v  ~2 e; H2 w* z
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
7 H0 E! C- ?4 y6 @  h" a  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: X' I" Y! ^! z$ O6 M  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ) I4 ]2 v5 s* T
  little left to be of any use?"                                            " [' F. R- i, d/ F7 X# t* l  d$ R
                                                                           
9 i8 D$ Z% ~& V1 q' l3 F: R+ }  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' @. @9 m* `4 J5 m: K# ^& _  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 ^" U. y& [# O8 J
  bandages."                                                                " Z. d$ v% r) P# \# `' v1 v% Z
                                                                            $ H1 {* {+ o" R0 p9 X, P/ ~
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; X2 [! b% W+ \1 ]( h  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; A; D4 {# ]* J  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  0 o0 N3 G6 X: p5 q% `+ v; f/ {
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
" g; c2 m" `# t5 d, R1 [5 A  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
4 \4 i" V; r9 V, e, O  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
) J3 M6 ~0 \6 I3 N4 b1 Z  plaster."                                                                 
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( O" H5 S; W6 G9 W2 \$ M& T  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    2 _4 L  T' j& i7 s+ |
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ' O+ S3 i  y& q) \7 w1 D4 }, F
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 r3 m7 ]0 c" k* V" U$ g! M- o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   4 B7 c' i5 Q; x9 M& k- }4 D& r
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
6 @; F% ]9 f  n2 G  d$ r, y8 U1 U7 J  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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