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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
; h: ?8 e4 x- t. f& I0 G  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& _4 u0 Y9 L; |8 t# a/ D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a& J& R9 S7 V( f- g2 n  A" x
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
, m/ ]* k5 T, y9 {5 {5 E  little left to be of any use?"                                            5 w9 C) P9 q9 S1 e& _' l7 G6 X
                                                                              g% x- T$ \% @& h- m
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- u" G" M2 R1 W  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    0 M* ^9 x" v8 R) y9 V2 z6 m, U
  bandages."                                                               
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! ]/ w5 u6 i3 B; c1 m3 A  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         & }2 B1 O' @- e
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    1 }! E; B& B( A2 S) R7 {: S
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% t& d1 Z4 E- {5 e  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  1 b$ _" L( b& O9 E& Y* B9 i+ S
                                                                           
+ d# N1 ]9 ~9 s# M4 Q5 L/ y+ n  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 ~( {8 H9 ^, j- D
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( i* i0 c" z3 c% M: I$ [  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
9 o7 I7 n7 @( Y, F* q+ [0 o  plaster."                                                                 ( A* G: a& M" @  |+ t
                                                                           
% u! b: K" Z! o/ s; J1 P& u, |  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
/ g" M8 b* s$ {* ?2 g" o( z  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
4 a3 K6 K9 S, d( ]8 A  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 `7 W1 A& z5 Z+ j8 R  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ; c$ i. `2 [& q0 n$ n
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- `; A  T# `3 e* H/ v& \; O4 l  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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