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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
5 Q( J# s9 T# h1 X0 [/ K3 r' s  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
" q$ B; n5 J6 l  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- e# `5 h8 t5 Q
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too , A1 z0 B* O3 K2 q
  little left to be of any use?"                                            . }: r$ T" [9 g: R" D& A
                                                                           
/ y% Z$ O+ q3 A  d1 `  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
2 l% K) ]% S  B4 K, \  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    : m, R# W7 m' E+ J" k1 {' D
  bandages."                                                               
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  U# z6 Z& ^) B( t6 |  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         # V/ p! O6 O, T% Z- Q; n" F
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    , N+ v$ N$ K8 C5 c2 S7 A
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& m* r! Z  O2 I" j9 h  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  6 U/ p- p3 w8 N4 g% w5 c1 r0 P, b
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    5 q3 L- v8 y) ^* C
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   + Y' r( U1 M& h' f1 p
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   2 a+ x: T2 K9 n' d% }; b
  plaster."                                                                 
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/ a+ t4 \' N1 [: ]  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    9 U; W7 I  O' Z9 I  {# z* V
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. K% k2 \  p& M: p& y3 C0 ]+ m  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 f  H# M- i  @) U3 y/ N  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / B4 @8 L) N; z) u
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& W( B/ Y9 j4 l5 f+ F2 }. i  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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