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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
5 e+ f g' `/ q I. G/ J, T" f audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the # }' |) z; n& Y) \9 ^- Y: q
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a& c( D) C; U3 `3 E! ?
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ; w8 x8 W/ ]1 W0 t2 x/ o3 r
little left to be of any use?" * z8 ]# a1 y! ~% b# D- ^" D
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
/ K. _0 W4 R" P2 }9 [# Q) @ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ) a5 o: t& a6 n" C
bandages." 8 v+ i8 P( {+ D: O. W
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 2 m( E: ?$ [. ?+ K! C0 O
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
- u- W! R8 e* u "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
6 B6 o& f8 T2 C5 I8 F- ~ over after setting a cast on a patient?" / m" M+ p2 X" {
" y" g2 a0 G# G7 v5 e n "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 3 R R, L& X) W$ W3 o
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 1 {- G! y: e+ n* U" Y% i
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of * h; h& D! A9 S; \' c& V/ t+ l
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ! A6 s6 y8 p5 n# B) l5 c) p5 V
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the & `# @# q& }' q: d$ w+ h% g
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 0 s$ W. B3 K; l, r) k0 s
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ; e1 s% D9 E3 m
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
3 v( g! I, A# O6 a year they send us a complete dick." |
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