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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" a! O% ~$ e( k$ K# L  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
( S! n4 b! v9 ]/ U1 ^2 R  H' T  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a3 h& ^- ^" s1 t
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too & p5 s( A- {5 a' D0 y( Y( D5 w( J
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 c# d- e& `! ]2 z- p' A2 b- M" L$ k  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    " [/ t$ N9 r% X. |1 ^  {
  bandages."                                                                6 m0 k5 l9 a& v% ?4 u- C# p- g
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% x; i+ Q" T% f+ D0 l/ ]" b5 F  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* r' x! t; o; S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  - s3 [! _' h" n- Y0 g! q5 s
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  7 _! c& A; g" s5 k& }2 B# L
                                                                           
+ G- H1 }+ n# H( b: J4 `+ P1 I- J  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, v5 a- d* P" }8 Q9 Q" m  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ D: P# N5 r; |9 x& B  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ g- }# q. V  m; N8 j4 q! J+ L7 u  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    6 v$ D5 ~7 N( Z% \/ C
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     / P$ n) B! g! U% p2 x
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( M3 G' d6 g' s- ?- W  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, \* Q0 s0 S, m5 @' ~  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ! `; K6 u/ \. e
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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