a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
. m( s  n. d) j( Y8 g  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ w2 l: u. N. Z9 o, i  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) l  O. V& X( u1 d9 p+ i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
( z& V8 F& i6 B$ C3 A  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
4 W. g# M* w' J" _# U( {1 {! @" p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; r3 F; Z4 g1 h1 U$ W9 B3 g  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ W7 }) b  z, c" V( h1 ~- I4 p7 L  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
% A, J& G7 `; P4 i" [                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
) D; y: Z% w) O; z$ ?. i  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
1 x" W* P6 p0 o1 C# `  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. E9 b. Z7 ?! [9 P9 }  m* e9 N; |  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* C# ~% c, S% M/ Q  b* B; |6 ~  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 e5 b- ~6 B- i- i1 c5 N  M& Y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# X# E5 k/ Z! t, K$ `/ o  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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