a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: h: T4 [, f5 ]+ c+ U  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) O" ^( _* I/ S& }  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  N0 B$ U" Z" u  C! K) p3 Q, c  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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: U0 c( V' C# r7 f) S/ \1 P9 `  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
( S" \( S  s7 ]5 D6 \% r! G  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
) D8 K% k, j+ k, B  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
6 ?/ U0 V+ Z! E* C" B! U6 h  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& e" r! I0 K& t3 w( j  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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7 C& x  Z5 r5 b& d& M) t5 M  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 J: w. b( {3 o) I  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ ^8 u' B9 l- b0 H6 X. u5 J  plaster."                                                                 
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. K6 }0 s8 M7 H  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ P, J! F' T" t4 I) a6 r9 x  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 q# H% K4 E' {  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 E4 o- Z! a( q  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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