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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ) g# Y, g- r! c" F2 O+ e
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
: @; D, B9 R8 ?+ i% N/ s books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a, h6 K+ a R" ~8 @: j4 P( ]
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 3 z' }$ Q. f9 s5 q% b1 P8 w
little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to * Y7 m9 H7 `2 B5 {0 g4 a
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ; X5 r6 G# Y/ Z3 L3 e3 J5 l# f6 _3 e
bandages." 2 I! {. r% h1 D2 L/ G: U
& q. R& }5 O7 H2 D0 E* K) q+ G "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
" k, s, C' t4 `" H3 S4 S& @, [8 } question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
* y3 Q* p. B2 V6 V6 I+ x% { "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 1 m" d! u ^: L9 C6 z: R1 [
over after setting a cast on a patient?" k: q9 l$ X# k9 d4 Q
! x; z3 ?" H1 e8 y. _% X- a "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
0 Z8 W: E6 ^. I5 I trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to & w* p4 y# Q+ ?- T" ^1 X
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 0 a1 F) ]9 n8 }: |
plaster." / D Z- N0 ]$ W( U$ M. a8 V! @0 k1 z
: f. b& R& O# U "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster # k. j* f1 w9 H" @. z# _ u3 M
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
9 a4 I8 H; R# K z% v& W! Y leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ' e3 f* E+ P$ [" s. f/ Y
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
- ? P) b2 m& G) t2 u4 r0 Z the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a & c& Y5 o! G) \' D2 l$ ]( i( n! R$ c
year they send us a complete dick." |
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