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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    - c0 v( m8 V; r9 V/ X4 {7 k
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ! }: `# s4 J- m6 {
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
$ A& a1 b" ?# |% P+ [  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 e/ r; p: O5 z0 i  little left to be of any use?"                                            0 f& A5 r) s0 i3 j: J) I
                                                                            : A9 x# f' C0 m3 H7 w
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' p& X+ T9 Y( m: ?+ ~  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. y( F4 K! g+ A% q: t2 w9 X  bandages."                                                                ' W7 h& k  X% p& u$ q/ ]
                                                                           
* y5 Y4 G, M) }8 H# z4 A* f$ |  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
! b; j0 l3 K9 G7 ]7 V( ~; M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    4 v( U1 F. l$ ~9 [- x- d' u
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% }2 G; I5 x& I$ Z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                    C1 B2 q4 L1 N, D
                                                                           
  j( I4 K; D9 t' f+ `9 ~. c; ~% y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    4 g' y" V4 @+ q* G3 l& S1 k
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: V0 N5 j  O. @" Z9 ^  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   9 B4 S# @2 M! B) \
  plaster."                                                                 ) Y; ]  G* v  y1 [$ o
                                                                           
1 C( v  Z3 D/ z- V  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 c+ Z1 H. B# ^: z. [  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ d$ }; k' t* w1 C3 I. C. i  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   6 G+ z+ b' Q+ C$ y' T
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
9 I) _/ V' i- O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; x  y* r5 z/ N% H% Z  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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