a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 B% `8 O$ i3 u# Y0 ?  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 O6 ?$ F" r/ U4 b7 j  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
: T$ ^/ l- o% B8 G# e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
4 C9 e3 g  A4 U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' O" Y7 a) M0 d  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 q" @' U' A; p  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
. M/ k3 s& g' K' g6 c& I  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 L! W- T4 q  I+ c, S  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
* M1 _  R5 {/ h/ `# \0 D) L! h/ ]  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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2 m! h- R# ^  M  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
' n+ n. I$ I; @1 X  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- l# @; r2 T( a: {  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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