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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ; a) Y5 W6 I% s6 z. B/ U
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   1 X  K7 g; }7 V6 r5 v" [; Q
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a: \- {. R$ ]" ^9 U* F' w
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too , m+ Y+ I4 m2 b7 p4 G( M3 I
  little left to be of any use?"                                            * n4 a9 i& U8 ~( }
                                                                           
& ^% J1 G1 s! \. x  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    " N# t, X  M: C/ T! E# n
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    # j6 t# n( O, N/ j
  bandages."                                                                ) N# Y) ~- k* ~2 D3 w1 q  b
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         $ H* o5 G* z0 T. w% B+ {. |
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" \; g4 b! C3 F  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
7 N' E  Q& `# ]: u6 d  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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1 H. J# \( q$ F2 R  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ; k) g% i% J' R" X/ @
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ; ~8 x/ U% }" G! D
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
- D3 r% y7 f( R4 A) I' k/ v  l  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    " ]; ~) v9 c3 y3 _
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     5 J) H4 I  b3 }+ |) H
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   2 y* {- a5 \2 t& g1 k9 S6 s8 `) t
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, S; c9 L0 O9 K# p1 Q& ^. l7 \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ @* k+ o. y! j  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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