a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
* ^6 ]/ i5 }: S8 z: d+ l  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% z0 P4 b* f* j& O- W" }( m+ s  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
* q' J' X5 [0 V& c& u  W5 j1 s6 i  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* Q6 a  s' V" O2 O3 G  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
- P( a+ X7 q' G7 s' C: m; c  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 V' J+ a! H1 Q6 g  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
  }, `; M! X/ w! A                                                                           
  Q# U1 W6 F7 m# J2 k. P# j  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ n  b$ M2 |$ p1 G$ O  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
2 i6 }; K* v9 R9 v  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
- G! W' t1 I' y' F+ Q  @: l& m  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ |  @9 k; v; Z* G% i5 [  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
! o3 [7 n+ O1 \- O% n  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 F, V* x$ N4 T" i# f3 a  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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