a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ k3 v# g/ f/ G4 U  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" Q# L: j* J& j# I  q; ~) ]4 ]  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 y; _4 b, U, @3 F1 G: h  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, s: J9 Z: d6 u3 g( }2 W: ~  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  y9 f4 H" {  J- p7 q/ `  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  @( h9 n  r& M  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. c" D4 R6 |7 X6 Q( K1 P2 ]  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- C, f. j4 S+ o' y- i' p1 t  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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