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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    1 X5 l9 s' L7 i
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
% H( B' n5 }' E, X5 }  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
% b6 P: X* q1 _4 g$ ~5 y3 ~# e  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ; e  T: k* N1 g+ F+ M
  little left to be of any use?"                                            , O" t/ {7 i) b$ ?
                                                                           
3 e1 `' K' M+ E2 W+ m2 l  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ n8 k2 U) k& V) L1 Y6 _$ \- h  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    - k6 `. Y: E1 M) L; E
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) E. q& `) [+ D! ]( i2 \  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
/ [( f6 b5 [5 @) W$ {$ K  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 c0 W# \/ |8 h0 z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
/ S: _# }# D8 o7 V  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
$ m! s* m) M, L6 U# F  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   0 b3 P& [) w. Y" B. X
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' k& J& ?+ B# K- D5 S  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     7 w5 ]2 A0 U9 K5 `3 ~
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - n/ f2 ]. f1 {6 S. s
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   - `4 m" D7 r3 G, j0 }2 Y
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    5 V4 i* c4 ~, t# B5 Z5 A* o
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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