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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
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, l7 W. N, S& x/ ]- S9 ~* w. n books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a; p0 s, O5 Z' a6 t( g9 p7 j
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
7 R$ i& t2 V& \ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 8 K& b/ z3 {: ~4 n2 G0 }
bandages."
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x! e+ S* |/ a5 T, O, S/ @ | "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 6 a( d4 x& i; t( D* c& Q, {; a
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
) n8 w% G& E# g3 N* B# @3 D- Y7 p) } "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 1 d$ t$ e% ~+ E8 K2 f6 T
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 8 O' j& k B* z$ K/ x8 g8 j
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to " w5 B0 C/ z- U+ V# H
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 1 ?+ H% y- s r; @
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
5 F3 X0 N3 \% d0 C, J1 l the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 6 v' n: ^7 x2 K6 A; U: S
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
" u9 U" @5 @: W" `7 p7 f) H# e$ X8 z "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 3 L$ r5 P' L3 Y- G; O
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a . {! G+ ^1 d# C- R) k
year they send us a complete dick." |
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