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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" w8 M( ?2 _# O. t  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   2 B/ H5 W) O) L
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a# ]7 s3 V0 ~2 e! B: p
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 h6 c2 `5 Y4 _5 g, b' x2 X) L
  little left to be of any use?"                                            # T$ ~" {9 A( E
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ; Y- t1 H$ o& `3 m
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  g7 \/ C5 [' U: M* l  bandages."                                                                * w, z6 M' j9 N* A. S: ]+ k
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         , v1 c2 V# R+ t7 j# |8 N
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
4 Q3 h. z. Q7 `9 M3 ]1 T( @( K8 O' I( ]+ M  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
! Z! D3 f' {( t2 p8 }, x8 G8 K9 c  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  7 f" \. c8 k( {/ K* }# l
                                                                           
6 W5 t0 e7 T$ v  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ Q4 I; l( j. c8 A  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
3 ]! ~# O) r& Z% l4 Y9 x  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ; w9 i) j- P( q+ F2 m6 [# G3 |
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
% @; N  S8 d/ h9 Y/ r5 k4 W4 I1 U! X3 h* @  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     " L! r% K  a! |+ K
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ x6 c' ?0 J5 C' P  j: W, x- g, x  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 `1 A' P" Z+ i8 E- b9 Y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
: t2 R; Q( M* `" c( G5 l  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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