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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    6 S4 g2 ?% A6 y7 ~
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   6 ^  q# d0 n  w! Q
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a5 w, h: u( b2 j% j& _# |
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too / R: ]5 h; Y% v. k! q, D
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    3 C. N% H" G3 E9 ]9 J
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    3 r/ t' Q4 Q; O. r9 n
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ! L/ t: U+ h" F+ z
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- H  g0 a* x* D8 ^8 ~1 O  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
7 ?+ _2 k9 o. u) P0 h  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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. A! t% Y6 j8 e& @2 Y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 t0 M- i4 a% I& q6 S  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 c* T) ]& h1 c6 M+ f) E. n  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( X& ]1 ^8 L* }  plaster."                                                                 7 h1 `- f% M" R) a. K
                                                                           
& Q  r6 _8 n1 H  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- V2 M6 u5 V% ]# `  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     0 w& Q# Z" T' A/ N( M5 }
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 I' m! o4 [+ D; J  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
* C; x: ~6 ]6 q" P  C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    , v9 }7 B6 W1 l) ?
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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