a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 h: g4 O6 r, o/ @  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
/ a+ P6 M- G: z7 a5 d) g6 Y  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! G5 ?$ l! Q' Q. z0 A. t  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
! [$ P0 f' n3 q% T  u  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ ]0 ?+ m4 @* C( Q; d  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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( V1 c; c9 R+ C5 x1 Y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% t0 n; E1 i/ ^  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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; [  \: n2 x) o; S7 a8 G  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
1 w$ M% N8 b, Q" }  P  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( Z$ v/ m5 @1 d& ?2 g7 v( u  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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