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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    1 h" d: j" I% r( G0 Z3 D, T9 }; e+ l  J5 A
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
# h+ |- m$ _9 @4 O) K7 j: \; Z  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a  q& ~: U" B8 B$ {
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  ^2 T: [% I  [5 S9 ~. z# w  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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0 e0 _4 O+ Y: W% Y' R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ' e% r& V5 T  V! c6 M6 d5 y3 R2 _
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    6 ]; M0 k9 \" Q# b' ]4 C8 Y4 k. v6 o
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         * i9 ~  _2 S$ M( D0 [2 @* J" p
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
/ B8 c8 h; j- i9 i6 D  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left    A: c$ D* D& q+ p% ~
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  8 L/ n- I& @3 r, ?
                                                                           
7 G/ P, m! i( V( {6 k0 a5 R: \/ y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ v2 ?- _! f, P0 {( P7 R  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   0 }3 y, b) D9 V5 u
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of     N! I0 N/ ], j8 z4 o! v% g6 Z; _1 D+ F
  plaster."                                                                 
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% p, X# O8 l2 Y5 ~2 F+ P  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    + n6 {3 L  j* ]- P# M" E
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ! B& y1 b+ F$ x, P( D" c. X- A
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   + R% M- v9 o# {4 _' J9 C
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
$ [0 p8 B6 D7 d: y4 N1 @  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 v% T' ]6 i2 }. G" b+ C* Y  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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