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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    4 K+ E- w. r" S0 i2 s- ^
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 B% `8 O$ i3 u# Y0 ?  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a: N% b* e- R$ [+ m. L0 y  m; j! j
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 4 `/ m5 w9 V4 [7 @
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    + i3 w( X' X) P
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 O6 ?$ F" r/ U4 b7 j  bandages."                                                                ' q$ m8 W* E3 m$ }( w8 g* k: A
                                                                           
: T$ ^/ l- o% B8 G# e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
4 C9 e3 g  A4 U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' O" Y7 a) M0 d  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 q" @' U' A; p  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ c+ Y. ?+ R# \
                                                                           
. M/ k3 s& g' K' g6 c& I  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 L! W- T4 q  I+ c, S  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
* M1 _  R5 {/ h/ `# \0 D) L! h/ ]  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   9 d9 |; I6 m1 w) C
  plaster."                                                                 
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2 m! h- R# ^  M  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    - ~8 ]" o9 _5 j2 D/ X: S' C/ Q4 c
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     5 I8 [+ B9 \- A
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
' n+ n. I$ I; @1 X  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- l# @; r2 T( a: {  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    - |( m2 y2 f, p9 S
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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