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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
: E) y5 G( c: H4 W2 L _; ^ audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
4 T3 j9 _2 i& p$ N1 N+ d0 [6 G books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a* H Q# f/ ]- m3 J5 J- s1 M3 M5 p
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 6 U, ^# j% M) |9 i3 L1 i3 R
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
6 W. O& L% I- |- h5 t' \ question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. * I3 \* F( P& W* H
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
3 V/ p& u! B0 q1 R) H3 v over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
/ d+ v7 ^) F# ]' ?& G* ? trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 1 F1 T7 T+ t8 H' U
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 3 S1 u/ Q( G- }; e4 E
plaster." / b8 d2 B! m5 U _4 p+ q, k+ k/ R
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 7 C' c% ~" C# J3 w. p; E5 N; {
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 3 f' b2 s. V3 @" r$ O- E. o- c
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
0 ~6 S0 L( s. w. p2 V+ { "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 8 J# p4 I( z4 F! h
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 2 p* }1 h9 z |, L* t" S
year they send us a complete dick." |
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