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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! h- O' T8 Q8 W" W2 q4 C/ s' Y3 c  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   4 n) a1 s5 _9 g6 P* y
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a1 t( O% P$ {) s1 Q# H/ \
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too / C7 Q9 n4 E  s3 Z0 r
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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4 _  M. N) w4 A+ s  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* Y# X  o) q7 C1 P6 l% n; k  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of      R9 H9 P# i" ^2 H3 j
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         : a  _+ C8 O6 o
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 `, z0 L  x: i! l4 v  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
' {' y3 ?3 d- w- N$ X# A0 T& p  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  4 |* j' x! D' Y3 K
                                                                           
8 g* g. H) D/ D6 @  {% J) v  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ; H6 A% y" L1 t/ X3 K/ W
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   * g' _6 F/ p. ]* _2 N4 R' G3 W
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   8 I! _0 i' P% b8 O
  plaster."                                                                 / {+ K6 e0 C: D5 D6 D
                                                                           
% I8 G5 f3 z" |  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ) r, B" y% b% _) I' k
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     % D6 d% w6 W' L3 x0 w
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
# C; D/ t8 Q* f. C+ I7 C9 p, ?8 p  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / `" e3 O3 E: d- x% a* s
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    9 ?# J9 w: h4 H. \* P2 Z( N- K3 [
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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