a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
+ x8 r; W- m" i( S' e  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& m, P( Q1 ~7 E: }' G  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
) r. x- E9 d2 F& r  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. C% |8 G) f/ O2 T- M4 v* h3 U  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 X) Z8 z: g+ K, z2 K' z5 j- ^  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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* {; `4 u% i7 ?  }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 l8 K8 s# m: O, o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
" \6 ^( j' [; d0 X. f+ N  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
! o& \( a( x; V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( N! b9 J! K' i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- r, N5 I' J2 S  A* E0 D% s  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ x& b9 K# W+ e% r4 A% K  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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