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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( f- ?9 c" y$ s# M- r+ L# V" I, z  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
; g2 v# I, C: k; `$ o: g  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a  E# f7 {) p, x, n9 F
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ Z$ ^- w' Y2 m+ S9 q0 I6 P  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: ]! v0 m7 g5 a9 ~, x  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' l5 r6 r" I1 g( R- q+ l/ b1 p  bandages."                                                               
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$ w- J) }0 B% D5 p3 @  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         6 X) j& X- z$ m
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    8 Q2 `, P/ M* q
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
7 V) a4 k( d) C1 ]$ p# j, V  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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4 N0 B. h# S" Z$ ?) r, a  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    : R1 _( ]( t, l4 O
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 n4 G" m$ |. @( N$ F" H! Q0 W  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
) V* F1 ?. ^4 E+ S5 b) r; v  plaster."                                                                   P. c6 V+ _: L! s' m( T% \! X
                                                                           
, m1 s9 o0 r' u  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
, u2 t! K* U: y" e- t" ~* l  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' Q  m; M  l$ b( A3 C! v4 a  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . C1 O* P0 i6 J) s( f0 Q7 Z$ Q
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   " n- A& G3 J8 ^* h0 t, X
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
+ B+ e! Z4 D" E: ~" {# a8 A  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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