a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 [1 e9 w& F2 s" Q( p2 n9 k6 \# J  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 s/ l$ @2 |8 `: B9 ^; p& r  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
0 {: U( A$ Y& k+ m  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
% n9 J  l5 }( G; M6 P3 S# g  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. i6 _2 P6 F( v+ T0 i  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. [1 S2 Q1 @& Y- u& O  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
+ q0 _6 V$ p9 D" V  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
0 h  Y  I( v4 y+ x* C3 [( Q( K# @  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
9 r. v  D* B& r  l$ n; \  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 A; c* L; z+ W  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
, x' h* n, S3 n/ t& l  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
$ U5 l: [, r) b% i" D. Z  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, L5 u* L4 ?- Y5 @6 l! l  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* J1 ]9 u- ]2 I) Y6 M" ~; l" u4 k  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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