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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, P2 I' l  j) M: j, I* ]& K  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  p- X, ]( s( h9 @+ G& z6 ~3 A  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 x$ Y' @$ ?0 J* c4 @$ _$ r  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too # _2 I) l6 K' j4 b5 G
  little left to be of any use?"                                            - T5 S) \6 P* j% w+ D
                                                                           
7 z. W4 g* n6 j  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
3 W+ g/ @4 Z; h8 P# G) d  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
4 Q5 |) Q  |5 {3 C$ o  bandages."                                                                ( k8 p& R4 J+ ~4 g. B6 o6 N- h2 U  _
                                                                           
/ m' W9 p' p$ D) D, r! {# \6 C  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         + s) H1 H- V* P& L; |+ L3 B  L8 Z
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    , v5 j$ S+ m; a  t; v4 A0 [
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
3 c; Y2 O. i. _! H& D' D  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
8 H7 ]  b( L. e% e, o3 P                                                                           
/ d) ]$ h# f/ Y- X  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    6 T, e4 w& V4 g) R1 a
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
, i4 Z9 ?; R0 F, t1 S  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   4 W% c  \6 X2 v; ]* G, U: ~- F! \
  plaster."                                                                 
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$ F- C$ d1 N1 c8 V2 M8 D! e  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
/ y% R( b& I. F/ h1 f* K  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ ^8 d) F# B0 O6 X  Z: ~" J  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ( R# X- Y  u8 \. p) ]& |
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   & D! I( F! r$ ]0 l! j
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- o4 ~3 l+ c" Z+ H7 p" x5 j; @  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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