a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
- O( l$ r6 u) p' j/ [0 G  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 M; Q) {% L+ d6 v8 p4 A  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 N8 i( A! u0 t# i' ?/ E  bandages."                                                               
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* I% h0 o; Y. O* e' X& D1 b# B  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
4 G9 w' z2 N6 a3 [  ^  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' l& I& w& I- J  w) X  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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% ?+ M: D- Q, `; a  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; J0 G* T* K' T( |/ U( k5 i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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