a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: @; D, B9 R8 ?+ i% N/ s  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
& q. R& }5 O7 H2 D0 E* K) q+ G  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" k, s, C' t4 `" H3 S4 S& @, [8 }  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* y3 Q* p. B2 V6 V6 I+ x% {  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
! x; z3 ?" H1 e8 y. _% X- a  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
0 Z8 W: E6 ^. I5 I  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
: f. b& R& O# U  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
9 a4 I8 H; R# K  z% v& W! Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- ?  P) b2 m& G) t2 u4 r0 Z  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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