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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 7 s) ]1 i5 ` }* e- a8 O
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the / w7 F) a/ D; s& w# k
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 ?1 G5 j8 _! }- Z* n0 | lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 N0 O* g' H" t# @; k
little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
* H7 e' t0 h! {& A the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 3 o3 Z* V, \5 V
bandages." ) O3 [& S+ m" v9 x8 |1 u4 b, ^
5 v* U, r" b" [; Q "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
/ `9 g; G# p# x( X- @+ O O3 m question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ) }7 H8 @' I. `+ L0 G1 w
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left - E* }. X1 `6 m! ^" X7 U5 J* d9 i
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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2 K; u4 Q5 a* P/ ? "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to " F( N% E$ j' f/ e
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
Y: e, R; L4 \: a the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of " O' n6 m2 e1 q3 a0 g3 U
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
2 ~4 u2 f0 @# h9 {; H the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the # X. R4 Z3 @5 G0 l- z
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
' P$ Y7 n! a# F% e: d9 x "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
/ u- z' q4 L* ?: _4 X. @, h the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
" Q: \( [( A2 G N. j1 b( c year they send us a complete dick." |
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