a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( r6 m9 T0 a$ c& w+ _  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* D8 [, q9 t* A  C9 A  @* i9 ?  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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: T0 J. J$ l3 {8 y3 |, b) C  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
2 Y$ Z# t  Y3 b2 A- G$ b9 W9 r  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 U/ B' U$ G1 V' z& ~" ?: g  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
% r, e; J- h. H0 e  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 }( W, x0 k! N  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
) C% W& @, g5 p7 e  R  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  n9 c: m0 k8 j. ?& [! W) R  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 R+ q  @& o) P; x  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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