a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! ]0 l3 i" {+ P* A: ?& g  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' ~& Y, O$ _5 v4 R3 @" w  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
) y0 @2 Z. N) D4 F( c4 u  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
0 D* H, g. k* S) t2 N: O  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
+ c7 Q4 a. G, o; `  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
, m7 U# s/ C* A5 e8 c5 l! _  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. [2 O# |! G0 y1 J* |  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
- D) z/ D- z" h  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ h# x2 t  F% R) r& Z" i5 {  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ a/ ?8 W1 j  d9 ?2 F! {4 G  r& E  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* N5 T: J& g6 @& j1 i7 L8 ?7 Z  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
6 [' j1 Z4 l  B; K2 x- {1 V! w  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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