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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 O2 P- V6 d; D  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, G1 c3 F7 _1 @# T/ a- q& J& D3 P  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) {6 ]" w- F+ `( R  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 1 l( q' E8 K: r. v1 F9 o! P
  little left to be of any use?"                                            6 B) H, W; N0 J# s
                                                                           
( C3 s# k9 v+ D: e+ E; w  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
4 }0 k0 G; Z: [0 q# c1 {! r( `# B! h  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
8 {# ]5 @& D# X0 H# f  bandages."                                                                # v  Y; A) r5 X  ~( d
                                                                            5 V/ |0 G! i4 X& e- i* y7 h7 q
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. s0 q4 v# T; ~8 }. c  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) Y7 p0 T% ?0 R  N  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  & G4 D9 s2 m' Y) {" ]
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
) N- C' p5 O6 b* `3 c  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ' G/ \3 \+ X. ], }
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
$ U. Y( s* }0 f3 l2 R; v9 ?  plaster."                                                                 8 _5 H. d, G' n( ]# z: X6 m& }( B
                                                                           
  c# }; k* H, K) ]( F, ^' [2 G  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
. E' h* b$ |$ q7 F3 p8 Z  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     0 R) z: d7 X, p# F3 e
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   1 l& c- R, w$ [. {& ?8 `
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
; @. U/ B5 _2 S3 q0 I; F; z  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 j( P+ D  x3 q3 j: O- i, H4 D- @0 d  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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