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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    4 X( a5 f7 z1 `' X, Q
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: B7 S5 |; j6 g/ e; ^, O4 G  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a" u: }' k: f' i8 w5 K( C# |3 G7 I
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too + ~9 _$ X# {$ K; X. u: E1 \1 }* d
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 k. W/ n; q( b# K( g  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
: {7 l! V- e( |$ u' _  bandages."                                                                1 d. u) O, h# T" e7 \1 p% l
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
$ D5 g7 d1 w- e, c$ H3 \, Q  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 Q) ?. L& ^' b3 z* I2 e: |  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
- U0 Q* T" I9 ~- l  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    : A, U) S1 L( s) w0 R/ F
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   - ]  Y0 F- i0 v3 \" F& X& p
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
# k# c5 v4 @  a) r6 b1 M  plaster."                                                                 1 z* G0 d3 j5 E8 y
                                                                           
) ]' J4 i! B9 L  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  s& w, u4 y" F8 D# d  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     , C9 H: T( p+ \% K- ]* f
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   $ g9 C6 O) I5 s0 o4 a
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
" s; k7 b; i" S, m  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    1 x+ D. B# V- X6 X- ^
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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