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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 J; W3 _, @6 Z" V" a# l  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ _  E: g" ^) R4 k# B! x1 G6 f5 y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a6 P# @+ g7 T' I! }3 D' }: [2 F0 g) T! Z
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ F$ j$ {3 ^1 S7 ]0 S% o  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    8 z# q! Y7 y- @; E
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    3 h1 I7 ~5 v2 Q4 Z2 |  x  a4 l
  bandages."                                                                . f! L$ u* i. g
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ; o) ^" ~3 x  z2 E
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; j: u2 J, c3 B
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: P" H) m( g' L" ]: {  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ t6 t) K9 \+ T4 W% e  B; x* L; D
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    . M3 \1 t2 x. S6 m& X- h
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
, i7 I  u: a8 D1 K; @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( {1 N% Z% C+ i5 v" S0 e  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
1 y2 e" M# Y9 ~  [9 t/ V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 s9 d! f9 |8 B9 {# E: L  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - G/ ^4 _" b: p* A3 y$ v/ N6 Q
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ' {( `0 n8 g; i2 Z) B8 [
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! g7 M2 u  B$ }3 `3 ~  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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