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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ( Q. ?* ?+ V6 F9 T. L7 Z, q
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' ^. Z  L8 g6 S1 m2 V6 M* X+ Y- c5 y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
$ p  O9 e  w& b5 x; o0 N  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too . i5 b* e  Z  y" W
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    , T4 z+ I. w, `( H" c
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
( `/ t" ^' n4 }0 D  bandages."                                                               
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9 r* ~" O7 W1 N/ x  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 r) U2 Z9 r( e7 r  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ' M6 }1 r0 d: I* E) F0 Q: Z3 R
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  2 b% L( T1 ~0 l& p, y
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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- z* V# O" I5 R; Q  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 i2 i8 w1 `1 d' c% d5 Q" K  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   7 c: s- U5 p; m3 k( L+ z
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. \5 C2 I7 z/ F  plaster."                                                                 # `, i/ j% K5 j3 w7 {; @
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
0 N  Y; ?2 q! L  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     5 h4 _# t5 |, I/ g- a
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   % X8 }, \7 ?4 K- ^; J
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   2 U% x9 {, M) K" t# b& g
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ) t+ D3 t# W+ n2 H9 Z7 Y$ g
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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