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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ; Z9 m# C* \6 u8 o
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   4 X- a: [0 u" Q
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a9 }; Y/ x6 n" \4 i) U
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ E4 j3 }" N+ y' R3 h  little left to be of any use?"                                            5 z, u' G6 e7 E6 H" ^9 |
                                                                           
! m! w  v# x! Q0 O2 ?: l0 T! z7 Q  D  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
# i" O: u" ^2 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ! p. e& N8 j; F8 g
  bandages."                                                                + v. M. @/ I7 {9 O0 E. Z+ @) ~
                                                                           
  y% w  l' e& E% Q6 M, ~: x  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% M4 g% x+ G+ e  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. P$ g0 b5 x& R7 F6 a2 c1 a  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  7 }4 i& O$ Y! H9 t. c2 B: M4 D
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 s) b+ A4 |. |3 J6 w8 o" |  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to     Z, Z# ^0 _! ?, t' v, Z; b; j( J
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   6 W- G' E, c& C
  plaster."                                                                 ) X+ I5 [( x1 h% D. N
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
2 P% B% E6 k4 \  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 K% H: i9 W( A8 |, {7 T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
! y7 u1 K4 D1 w' N9 |0 a  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   . z5 o8 n0 a3 F. K7 _  s4 k
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    1 L% U: S5 F/ ^% c
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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