a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
& P( L% p1 d& d- v  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
" a! A" {: l$ T  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) d0 [1 b' j5 |; q& ]9 `  V  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" s: G3 ^: v- Z$ E& `- F5 V6 M  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 _" w$ V' p0 ]2 @  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 B) u: C. r6 f5 @: O  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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3 K9 \% z/ u- S, ~  m  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
, }2 O  p5 B: X  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* G4 P  |8 |) o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! \5 a0 ^! T, C' R: c& ?( R  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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