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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to / p/ f# W: s4 e8 K- `
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the % w* I" l5 D1 U+ T/ a
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a! } R5 q7 V$ f+ k. }
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too + u( ^6 ^; T3 j) S$ ^/ `; B5 F, [
little left to be of any use?"
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% M0 A1 r. |7 N5 y; n1 f0 `9 C "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
/ P7 J N# V) ^2 a) ? the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of " ^0 l1 H( w+ r G# l+ I
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual ' h4 ?. n# p3 L3 f( @
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
3 Y. X8 F% x9 M+ L' z "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
& w% P. s7 r, B: w over after setting a cast on a patient?" ! ~7 e! F% ]% w% m
' M+ u& j7 E' y( A "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to . F' R2 |8 i5 W$ @4 ]4 _7 B
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ) D7 T- H1 [$ `% e2 \- A9 M! H6 T
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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8 z! |, A7 Y2 M$ L5 Z& q "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
& r/ o$ ^( F" E: Y: ^ the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
: A. x3 \5 J+ l/ ?0 Y leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
( `8 S6 @# b( S+ [( f; s% l "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 7 ]5 m' C' |# N1 ~: i
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 2 A/ C$ k4 u; L. N B s
year they send us a complete dick." |
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