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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
9 t2 y' K8 N0 N6 N audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the ( o6 h' ]2 c" A$ @0 J" ~
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
m$ c4 {; f( }& q lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too & z/ A9 E* M S# b, P1 ?, i, b y
little left to be of any use?" 5 Z- J) G& V3 S
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to : j a0 x( @) `$ v3 h
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
8 A* q% I; g7 U" M, Q4 |; D4 x2 \8 S bandages."
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3 n8 |, E; V& M; f/ B "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
# t2 ]4 G/ b* e* M% A/ g& D- M9 R question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
: X0 i/ C6 y( l# B( X "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left , I O1 L" w `, q
over after setting a cast on a patient?" X' {( w- F, o' {: d
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 9 {8 Y% v- R9 J
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 5 x5 o( \5 d$ e
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ) R5 k1 i5 @4 g" h7 J
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the ! G+ h) N L5 |4 v! M$ r" Z) O
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
% H" I* x, `% {9 `$ S: A "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ! B8 a, O! O+ A, B
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
1 \2 h2 f4 X# C* ?* Z" B year they send us a complete dick." |
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