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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 4 D' Y" D$ F; R6 q d
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 3 s4 U6 W4 l8 |
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a6 z+ i/ M: h8 }2 |7 H0 }
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 B; P) {5 H( j1 z little left to be of any use?" : l& d7 {) g% ?8 _8 ^- f
% G8 v! X6 G- {' K: _ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
" _. A/ F) G! }+ H1 F the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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% d0 ]) G1 `* B) _ "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
: L" T. ~+ U- @4 g( _% F question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 3 M8 g9 k2 s# U0 H* s
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left $ Z3 }' b1 A5 t( c4 D1 _
over after setting a cast on a patient?" & f( P7 I% x& E6 g, Y: E1 J7 K. \* K
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
- m5 `9 x, W; w trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 2 N& h3 v3 A- N9 g
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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0 G6 b3 x$ d4 y5 W" `# o/ c "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster # w' Z, A, O, ^2 n& E
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
$ q. c, w5 c! Y2 }# U5 V' F9 p leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
k% j# F$ D o: T/ ^4 i. d0 H "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 1 a6 e) J5 `- P; Y8 J2 S& f
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a + B7 v1 R* Z O, ?
year they send us a complete dick." |
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