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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# s, F+ [# P* K, ?  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
) v4 O9 o5 k) {7 ?2 T' O  Y2 X  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 W3 ?' q& v5 r# H8 I  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% Q: j3 V3 ^/ b3 O  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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8 T0 {$ N0 b4 b4 Z5 P' a4 V# H  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    0 P7 w+ p- C4 C8 @: n
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 a& \  d" {0 G4 k0 V  bandages."                                                               
8 s  h, n6 q& W! v7 L. W                                                                           
" v6 K7 R  U6 _5 {6 J8 o4 n8 L  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
7 p& d# F7 _) |% ?; K  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ l" |" w1 R+ }/ w! V  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ \3 c! Z$ z! K; s4 c  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  / A) ^  {0 R# i1 B1 A0 D
                                                                            0 L# [5 o+ [/ q3 f! V
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 E6 F- j$ l  T- G- d/ N% F
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   # L% W7 k, E( K5 J* P$ T
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
8 g; U9 Q2 z8 m  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    0 D) Y1 `4 }' k4 Z/ C7 O
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     9 q1 k4 S, A, H
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   / D- [  R1 p8 `/ U6 {& l
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 j/ X4 B- u/ U, a( G  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    * d2 h! H* k0 [# S
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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