a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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$ z8 \& @8 D% r) n7 P# Q; F  R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 O; K+ t* ?' y  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
1 v: v% l( Q: }4 x8 w# Y6 X! C- J8 T+ ^  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
) B7 B/ v) |( U! ^  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. l2 S" ~" K+ t; L: f& d& k- X1 h/ V  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
' P, v  k' W. K3 y2 n& @7 V. @. p  @  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
# @1 N: ~( h8 F" U  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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