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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
$ ^7 q0 L1 o% |8 |3 q4 d  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   4 _/ s0 h$ ~6 L8 s
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
' `" j; Y& P9 ~  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ; _9 P0 v9 y4 V7 O+ v! F, q
  little left to be of any use?"                                            ) ~/ `# C5 t$ q
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! J: M) l; P! q; B+ p5 k; `  T+ Q  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
& B/ G4 g# z' ?* k5 K8 R1 w1 l  bandages."                                                               
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. g! `; K& e" F5 v  j" ^7 k7 s  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% H( R/ W; \3 U/ L0 W' f2 s/ j  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
# q. v  j) e( p7 I/ X* a  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  2 g$ m; `, F+ b9 G+ d
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  " q4 w% J% i  V% V
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% J: D' r& G; J4 [: Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   8 |) W2 S( o1 J
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   " B% U% P! l# d6 i7 I
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  {  z  a" g, A0 P( {( j  ~  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 C7 w4 c- x3 ^+ P  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
9 L" G; O' P2 }6 L, [! g: d2 D4 ?  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   1 Q; @  H9 F/ x/ Q
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    / g! M1 {1 q1 ], N1 g- q  G
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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