a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 Q' M( x3 [, e7 c. H7 t  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
; r. v8 K8 X& d  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. ]' t9 Y  m( G% i  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
9 o9 q" a9 J3 y4 e& J- _9 ~                                                                           
2 z" b9 U: K1 H% M  y' P  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" v. ~6 U# a5 `- H; {' \  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: z' ~, \, V. i6 N5 E3 `) i2 e0 t  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: M; S9 @2 ]+ ?+ [! ~$ _/ |  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
% G, V  h' @( Q; [# [3 H5 l. O  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 J$ u3 o% x2 M# ~  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
" X' |" f: p  |8 N5 d  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
% w8 j  c* g: b- J  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
& E  R4 g" i$ d  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
0 ?3 |- W% \9 O# Y5 `2 X  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
3 N( e6 \9 C1 I6 x3 i  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 Y7 I$ K& u1 K9 R$ |2 u: ?6 c  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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