a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
9 `. h. r4 i# q* s" h( v  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 u. X! M" r( ?( c- b$ a# K  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
; j& c4 O6 T# O5 ^  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; S3 j' _/ x2 x9 x. p' l  u( G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: i$ _+ o3 X( j  T1 g8 t  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
; L7 v7 W0 m8 S8 i  |  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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+ c! {0 }' }0 e* h* |5 S  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' c! f( L1 s& r/ I* h  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 Y. y7 o( W9 h$ }" J  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& s5 ^9 S' y* N* H% h7 _5 }  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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