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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    2 z3 Q" x0 W% R) X4 k; x, w+ h
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   3 r3 `- J$ P% F% X4 G  X& i  `% C
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a; `* y; {6 R6 O
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 i  R: L5 {8 {! R
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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7 b8 M" p/ k% T) }: r' `7 y  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" W8 p# B6 V; V2 W  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ) Y& v& C+ `# e4 ^; g2 o6 N
  bandages."                                                                # h9 x) b" C. }0 Z3 H
                                                                           
' N( c6 u6 {$ G' m5 k. I  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         * h7 {5 _. F1 V$ q! z
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    1 b3 P; B6 g9 w( I+ m
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
" ~5 n& u; R, F: x5 x  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 ]$ a, i( M  w3 P! v0 q( Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
$ c; Z& ]/ f/ u0 m# c  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
9 \' @* O4 b% f2 z( u  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 q% b7 O* s, }  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     6 A( J4 e) ^, `$ A, j
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - ?- _8 [2 R. A+ Y
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
8 q( z2 W% B$ t* b7 r. e  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 y# ]1 e/ u6 |; y( i  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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