a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
4 N3 X1 \; n) G# l  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( k4 e* }, d* |  y# n  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ B8 z  l- h$ l) o" g' S  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 `4 S& Z6 T( B  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 L) m1 H5 `' h# j6 h5 U  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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, x' d; O0 @2 T. ]6 F, ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( N3 d% u1 Q7 Z7 }  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
2 k! s2 c9 Z. C8 Z" X3 E- l  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
/ e6 q7 A" U, V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
, Q' ]4 }3 Y; g  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) @: |) m2 R# C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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