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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    1 Q2 k% P- [4 h* P0 E
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   2 M; w  U+ M* {; h" B3 g0 P/ d
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a2 t! ?! m* Y5 Z- i. `
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 7 U0 I. f$ W0 `. n  D8 S
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
! w+ h- {2 Z! a: w: i8 A                                                                           
5 H' @: M" a- d! y' F) j  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 U, b! g8 Q  J: _  l  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    & }7 f8 i( N! p4 I% Z
  bandages."                                                                3 W9 z# n. C8 V
                                                                            ' N5 N& {+ F# R' }
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 t6 r1 L* P" y% N& ?; {5 F& |  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) A8 |% `4 b" t2 G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 q3 Y" A" T4 T0 E! L  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  , ~7 W2 U2 `2 @) f
                                                                            0 }; l% d' q1 l6 X" M" c$ ~  ]
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, \9 d4 ~6 q% w5 g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   5 E! }  ^  e' T% k! T' _1 j6 ~6 Q; j
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ) h8 k7 J: Q0 Y  X, A
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    5 W* L7 _2 A3 {
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     1 M. Z, L# w9 S9 j  G! `, c
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   8 ^. {, v0 ~8 S5 y0 _
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
8 Y2 r9 b! q- j/ ~  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( n; f7 C! G0 {; `- e  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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