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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: h! V) w5 {; V2 W9 ]9 {  p  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   8 H9 h; N$ Z  U4 I% m) k' N
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a0 K" K. z6 |, D% M/ I2 E% K
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ x; @$ V% H9 V% e6 F+ R' }; ]  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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- ]. G( h8 m7 t5 a  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    2 N# X$ z4 Q8 k3 t! X: j% k
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
) L; E0 V) p7 s- f* Q7 S  bandages."                                                                # v5 s: P; K; [: M1 m) C
                                                                           
! S- Y) D( A9 D" a. a# E  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         % p- G  _1 H$ j& x5 o# r
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: D5 n7 U) u. e+ b" ~: g8 Y3 {; w: r  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ) O+ c7 {# B* [9 k3 X" z
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    & n4 _" f2 X& v& B  |
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. c- }# B) T% e) ?7 l! a  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
0 x! N4 Z& `) I" k  plaster."                                                                 9 r! o7 o: }. y& P$ {7 G: ^
                                                                           
) r0 e8 \& R0 I* r1 f3 N  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    / g- i! ^% \4 ?
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 M# h: U& {' }7 q- ^  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ e1 y/ V! Q  c6 U( v  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 ^/ h$ U9 o  D  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a      |! Q" c. d& t$ \
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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