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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    % _8 q& D1 L3 s/ Z; R/ U
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  e: y* A# P4 f7 ?  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a3 M7 x' L7 D7 o2 x, }6 @# C4 G- G, [- A
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
5 j2 |% O: r* \& s  little left to be of any use?"                                            
' Z1 I  e6 o8 m4 S4 R2 ?                                                                            . Y- B8 f- Q% V
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ {) G1 e6 U4 V, V2 p/ C, K: B  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    & e9 K5 o+ [* S0 h; O
  bandages."                                                                . m4 r- o8 E- I1 z
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         * n3 l8 ^; Y0 u% J
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    # y$ G" B0 z: [' L% j
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
7 e$ O7 {/ t: a4 t/ x  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
; [9 @, z& r+ G" X& I$ i                                                                           
0 b: \. V7 {$ ?( O% n$ g  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    # O! ~+ X0 L% o6 D/ [: x! `5 A
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ( g7 {1 _' W1 Z$ r" ]7 [8 \
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   . v7 r% \; U" A- E# ?
  plaster."                                                                 & `3 l0 M4 k' Z7 B
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    7 s! a/ ]3 q$ _6 L' _
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     / y% N4 `8 u( f! L! ^2 O9 {
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
+ V! K# c9 P$ m8 `/ r' r  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
2 U; K, A9 Q6 F  |8 g: O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
5 F. j; k' ^! ]3 U9 ^  e3 C3 M/ w& V  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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