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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    0 Y% j% ~! v0 P+ ~" \5 G) v) u
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   1 `) n9 B& N% ?' u( D+ v
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a' S! A& a$ D; _5 u; Z) z
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 F* g  h) J( N) K8 V  little left to be of any use?"                                            4 b  A) u& N8 W4 d1 {( B# T
                                                                            ' O+ H3 [; i7 P9 J
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    , [/ ~7 t9 P  u9 B& P
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. `* _, k, D9 c. t! P3 _8 ?  bandages."                                                               
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, e% {. J9 r9 {  z5 ], f  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ; T: @% V5 i* ^5 u9 o
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
# K) X4 I7 e: G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  : l) u: p/ x* b
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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! F# p" z$ ?6 w4 N5 a, C  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
: F  i! Z& d4 [# Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  m% c0 V% R; {- ]+ O  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
* }% z- n, s+ J0 R  plaster."                                                                 ; a9 u5 u  A$ H$ t: A+ e
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 C7 y9 t& `, g4 C$ W  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 A5 E" u9 g2 V0 Q4 |! ~  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 p. Y: w+ E/ Y- P% n7 S  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 ?+ L* N, m: D4 x  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# t2 x; a6 a- Z% a% ~$ T& \  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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