a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& Y! _5 A9 o' R7 w: ]% s7 h: \  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& i0 Y4 I5 _  X4 {# b+ @/ N; ]1 Z  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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3 L) l+ `9 ?. t$ y5 |/ o% _9 |5 ?  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
; F, o: F4 w' k, D2 h  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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# w6 Q% n! P- `. ?0 i  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
9 L4 v2 [8 h5 Q& P: K. s8 A  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% d: S2 s1 z* c9 _" D- K4 E$ J+ F  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
; \( {2 ]3 r, n8 v* m  A+ t  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
* y# w, l! p. D9 ?5 i, ~$ y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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) x2 o8 ?. K8 p6 U  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
! I& _4 Y8 p6 _) T& E# E  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 l9 N' Q1 U) G. h7 y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 a( U1 D. K- ]3 O  v  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
9 d1 D' U$ E0 C( s' M: p6 F  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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