a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* G  S& n/ Z- l6 \' `* U  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 p2 l" g* f8 j, a' I& ^# j. Z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% H0 f. K; q/ n  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 q4 d* b8 z9 N6 v, j3 _  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 p% E& r6 {, E0 @# h# L  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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- G, L, A# [! O1 l9 w) \. c  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: N0 x7 f$ o) ?2 |% x( e  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  M+ l6 M0 K9 V. ]% ~5 Z) @" l  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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