a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
9 Q7 N4 ]# O, W6 [" V! z' }  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
1 k- d( A: x  A# Q$ o  bandages."                                                               
, @+ L$ j% ^1 c/ q5 g  g2 z                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 n, m' u, c; R( s8 O: j  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! N: ~7 X# v2 X' Q! I3 d4 k  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
3 B) p& v" R6 x; L  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 S4 e6 j: o: p, b4 |+ O  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 i4 D* l; y% T5 w8 P$ O5 g  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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