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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 s2 U# ?  c0 K+ P& L  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   # h& o  z$ |' V) L5 i- M3 z+ A; v
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# h( u7 h  g- v& b7 a7 i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too - {  n9 s; W, \; N! O- w
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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( O' Z* {/ e+ y# j- q5 s  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ T. L9 x( F5 q' U' `6 T" }' A  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    $ Z2 e7 X8 b" R, g; f/ q  w
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         8 u" j/ ~( h# i) M, B
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    7 J- O. F$ R! g: n  M" B/ E" [
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
" @5 K$ h' {& r  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    - {* A( n" \4 Z% p
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   8 p" u" C% U! L
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( _' ]9 O! `: e9 U$ n& {. \  plaster."                                                                 3 h8 H8 p, g1 _4 H
                                                                           
8 _( x+ ^) k# `+ @  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 H% G' s( C9 c) t3 a( u4 L* A! D4 |5 k" a
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ) Q1 M. O# \+ L! `6 @8 f4 ~
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   $ |! A1 b6 w3 _2 r. [, A, P
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
" j' H# Q5 p4 |$ R8 W$ k1 x: Z  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# r5 N$ a9 V! t# X2 a1 L( Q6 ?2 }. R  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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