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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ; C H; v- C/ W. I
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the + W3 j3 F3 s5 H: G- B2 f
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a) @' H* ?- w( A4 V& B: `6 r9 m
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
Q- \$ ]" J1 k" a" \( X little left to be of any use?" t5 V; Q- G) {2 K1 X7 ]
6 C+ |# M' I! G9 x! U1 } "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
1 x4 ~. k5 r1 T% s" V the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
, c5 v+ c! U u! ^2 g2 | bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 3 d0 S' F# Y f
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. . P8 o3 F9 B5 ^9 Q9 I3 n1 J; }
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 2 O* S; @: P2 Y1 a6 v
over after setting a cast on a patient?" & h: c6 M. |8 O! J
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 1 \+ ?* }! K5 K4 o% Q, h
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
' |( q% } @% H4 D4 x the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of / Y7 c$ n! f I% k, n# g
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 6 q7 [0 Y! n/ E2 K% p6 u
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
% q/ W+ K* M5 f/ Z leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" & u) K1 K( T; _ U$ Y
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ?9 o8 E, k! e ^: B$ |2 R4 ]
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
5 n$ I. X' e1 q& [& w) Z year they send us a complete dick." |
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