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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 7 F, [ N2 n8 P, L/ R
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
7 E9 s% M$ {: Y" g books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a% u! k6 s' L0 b* G9 R& O5 R3 G. a
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
! s: h) K; X- a7 m( @8 ?, T little left to be of any use?" + Y' T+ h( `% u/ ]8 J5 g
7 H' M5 K1 ~8 E! \/ s "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
) D6 m- v$ k2 ~ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
0 r+ |. Z3 O5 Q N4 R bandages."
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: H9 M# Y5 v: x R# C "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual ) F: }+ f2 u# o, z! q, D
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
9 b4 q8 ?( {! Q; ?: `) Y& m "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
' P+ m1 \3 Y7 H3 f over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
8 c( I; p% N# s6 h* ]' ^ trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to O6 R7 _/ {0 t$ v6 H
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
3 G/ x! |" G9 a6 t6 v' w" C- Q plaster." - V2 o, y6 s7 t1 @( ^
# `0 S5 {+ P. ] V "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ' P6 N# v4 p% e$ C
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
' r" X' z& [8 {" G- a0 w4 S0 \+ h! a leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ( b$ k/ _8 o( k: P' b
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 0 R9 @( ?. Z+ \1 K: d$ C$ L W" c
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
& L4 A9 Z/ {* f- s4 u year they send us a complete dick." |
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