a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ u& T% G3 E7 H) j  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  A' T  d4 O7 N% L5 m  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
- ]6 b. s  i- d; B  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ \& w5 b: p+ J4 n  g8 Y/ q: _  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
8 s6 v, z/ N# i, ]+ v" }: F4 e  bandages."                                                               
8 F$ U, x- x% ^                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
! ^, K  k& w0 J5 ?  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
5 r9 c4 D7 V/ f4 K- p3 I. m  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
$ b# O' @7 `5 e5 Y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ h. C; }, k+ V% r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
, D1 ?8 }, V; ^  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
2 j; Y8 [( t* r9 [  plaster."                                                                 
7 R/ u6 o; m' G0 E& V. D9 B                                                                           
: i! W% K5 h5 w+ t4 D6 D  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
( F' S2 p2 _2 q; R; ?2 _4 l& s9 D  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 V3 t: s0 p6 T" Y9 s/ N* k4 Y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
. _# z1 ?; U/ m: b  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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