a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ V$ N- d. o4 ?4 }0 j  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 i; t3 ^- s; O; ?# D  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
+ ?. |4 m. \6 `* w, o  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" Z  g" X$ Z3 _6 R3 c3 a6 i% l& L  bandages."                                                               
/ m+ N  ^3 L* g3 S/ j% l                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 Y6 q3 R3 K9 e# Q0 Z6 O- {/ H& F  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
' [0 ?* j; i  z' p; s; \; C; s  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
" s9 ?$ q! m4 [4 ]- j0 G" A  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
5 m6 N! N8 l$ y+ A  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
, F" _% A1 ^7 S; W. f% s8 ~  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
4 c# Y6 H" o. s' B. E  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
) N. G2 J3 C# z2 D" a4 ~, v' u; m  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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