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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    # W9 |) X: |3 }6 C4 S. A2 T* }
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   . N  @: |; u9 D; R1 e- r
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a5 U, L7 s0 n, t( u/ `" j! k
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( b/ I/ B% G! ~$ G4 p  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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& \9 N  X: A2 [/ h  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& d. {4 m) t7 O& g4 S( I  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
) R! M- i9 W* |  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         & V2 I$ f5 j3 v/ N/ M% D0 {# H2 |
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    % t) G4 x$ @6 r
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ; u4 U* f9 l9 F+ e! h$ p
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  , {7 G# o. t3 O" x
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 M# f& N) g' c* Z( X7 ]  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   % b  V* A$ P$ ?6 G' N/ `& C
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 B3 J5 E8 q9 }4 j  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
8 L3 r8 L/ B' S  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     6 M. F. A) i- U) L: L9 G
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
& L3 D1 B' q, ?* Q  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   9 `& b1 u7 q+ W) G1 T( I+ K
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( t4 P0 v6 N  }1 S; X7 p  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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