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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
# s, F+ [# P* K, ? audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
) v4 O9 o5 k) {7 ?2 T' O Y2 X books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 W3 ?' q& v5 r# H8 I lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% Q: j3 V3 ^/ b3 O little left to be of any use?"
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8 T0 {$ N0 b4 b4 Z5 P' a4 V# H "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 0 P7 w+ p- C4 C8 @: n
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
6 a& \ d" {0 G4 k0 V bandages."
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" v6 K7 R U6 _5 {6 J8 o4 n8 L "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
7 p& d# F7 _) |% ?; K question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
+ l" |" w1 R+ }/ w! V "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
$ \3 c! Z$ z! K; s4 c over after setting a cast on a patient?" / A) ^ {0 R# i1 B1 A0 D
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 8 E6 F- j$ l T- G- d/ N% F
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to # L% W7 k, E( K5 J* P$ T
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
8 g; U9 Q2 z8 m plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 0 D) Y1 `4 }' k4 Z/ C7 O
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 9 q1 k4 S, A, H
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" / D- [ R1 p8 `/ U6 {& l
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
5 j/ X4 B- u/ U, a( G the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a * d2 h! H* k0 [# S
year they send us a complete dick." |
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