a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 a+ ]2 E/ T" X: [6 }1 ]  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
" n% \2 k7 b+ d7 |" X: K  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' _& G2 h6 d3 I+ j7 V0 o6 A: i  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
; `. L) n9 f1 I8 m0 E  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 K9 H+ S" I+ v3 R  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  H( Q6 P9 F% z( O' v  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  p7 o* n. b/ M8 ^, |. @  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% D4 G3 a: x+ a  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
( _' L; w6 N: _0 s/ f  W0 x  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
1 @8 w7 A! ]# M7 l0 N( p+ I  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" ]/ I; s' V3 O# I$ C! ?8 s  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ N$ G+ x" B3 v' ]% n( m1 ?  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ B% x  C; y0 N* c, @1 A  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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