a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, r8 w: x! q4 P, `, P  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 W" q& j, M7 ?, A; L* ]8 z( o  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  w5 V3 U% l2 e  c  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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- g: r9 E) g1 U5 }& Q# g  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
" R  Y* ]  T, ?) E+ i* w2 ^, Q  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 o* W, `2 N# S0 g  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
2 T/ ~- z' q! N0 @$ k  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
; W( g2 p) [' T7 H2 H0 j, `  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 E: R6 Z- {4 U; _: s. Z( [! z& U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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$ P2 T7 g  H* X% {  C9 y  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
9 H0 i+ e1 y7 t/ t8 C  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
% l2 x6 x: t( U5 V: [7 c  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
9 ]- ~! ^; Q* z+ {& x- p4 ~8 P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* a2 D5 K2 q" o" @, I, C  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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