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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
t( { s, Z7 B* F9 K audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 0 b- i+ {) a/ H* e! S/ T
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, T* x% V9 Y- V lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 f5 d" s& C( r; P" [ little left to be of any use?"
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3 y# f1 @7 U3 [6 N7 [0 L' } "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
& l- E) D2 r9 p the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ! \3 T) q; T% p% S1 o6 i
bandages." , k! |9 F2 H0 U3 N
/ ?- z2 g; Y0 W+ E6 Y, l "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
) B& w# A8 I+ C1 m' n question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
0 n+ V1 C! w% g x$ T: [ "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left $ V- ^+ D$ h2 P$ Q7 a! N# {& v) v
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
: R4 F% E8 ?$ o# {# u8 r: ]6 e trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
% m5 u4 `& q% ^# B+ z the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ! U+ ?: _' w; N! @# @" Q
plaster."
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/ x% M& E) p @' `, L# @6 s "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 4 f# E7 n9 b3 G; R" R
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the # Z9 l$ l' u( n- p' t# c7 I
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 6 v/ f2 q2 ^- e) t+ \
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all " u# e! w. R5 v& n2 M, G
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a v4 z% Y' T8 g" c# @& ^5 M' @( q
year they send us a complete dick." |
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