a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
! U) D  z! A- z; |6 x9 M  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 f$ n5 S/ X% f$ H9 y% y9 W$ h) L  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% D8 l( k6 Z+ E7 i2 m4 Y: H8 a  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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8 k" N3 y# R" R" z  F- \  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
( [8 S, W* k) Z; |" F  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
! L6 k  X% v7 l3 o1 T: t  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 z: G7 V; b' l* b& h: N  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* C# z  W; v9 k$ W1 h$ v9 v- J  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* ^: D0 K# i" x! G( j- d, w1 b  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# w( ~  E- G; z  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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; k2 }! {" `4 G4 T! e$ x6 P' a  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 V3 Y# H. E; @6 y4 n  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" e, B/ A9 A+ R' U! j7 Z# G$ y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
$ `% |6 U6 }: O- [7 \( M  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; P) A5 X5 x! U9 v8 h& _  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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