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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ) g" y" Q8 U* z4 j5 [; c
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
- b& @3 ?0 C! T) e  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a8 x. L/ K% B* m6 Q
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# y( e4 c* D8 w8 v  little left to be of any use?"                                            
/ W: w% x' }. y: s3 a) D, t  D) m                                                                           
$ U% a5 J: M7 S$ J$ y5 \& |+ U( p  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    * Q) N! c7 F7 Q% O( u
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" v) e: }* G3 v3 U  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
5 n1 B' C4 m, |' x7 x* s: |  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    # m; N3 [+ Q4 a! z6 v
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 U& |& i4 `; o/ e' ~' b) N0 M  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  & P! C% z) q# }
                                                                           
5 t( {, e! K+ Q2 h6 o3 E6 {9 d  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 w- Y- ]5 K" Y7 ~$ |9 @/ d9 x  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
4 C; u9 {1 ^2 i4 I  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   - K% H; n" l" P' B% X
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
) |  O2 i) f6 i- i3 J! Y( A  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: z1 ^# }' \& G6 @6 C) W+ U  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
0 j7 n+ P" t: k" Y  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
# v9 [6 t7 i$ ?- B/ U. C; }. O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    1 G; o8 [$ W, X( S" H( N- X* v( S
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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