a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 O8 Z0 T# B) [  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
$ R" A  X0 {. x( h. {/ _  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
. u1 d  Y  ~* T' M  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' q7 b  O& E3 v" e3 j# T3 s8 Q" N  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
# Z) Z' m" F5 U. w  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 Z& Z! q/ L- l& \" D0 B6 B  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
8 T6 ^5 K) ?0 |0 a4 S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 G. P& m3 ?, l0 f2 f  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
( d! G  }+ E, X) V  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 J/ Y" k+ y8 C1 j- h  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
8 L0 |& {* \  ]! H- z  plaster."                                                                 
% o) g- q$ X- a* y3 o! u7 ~$ v                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
, f. ?8 V- e# O. Z  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
" ~. k" D8 Q: J& L0 b" \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
4 H& d, i! O. Q. J( S7 }8 Q" T. Z+ S  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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