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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    # C; q/ E; Y" h
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the     {3 B% D# Y( q; Y8 n
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a# a) x/ ~4 M3 m- }& q
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' E2 B! r! ?* D! [; j0 @8 n& ]# L  little left to be of any use?"                                            $ z# j6 i# F( P1 a$ T, @( o* }
                                                                           
5 I8 M! D1 e0 l8 y  k  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    8 k2 U( t  y4 A4 |9 U
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
: q! n1 |+ M' Y: A8 e  bandages."                                                               
0 n# i$ G: A/ P' x" ?                                                                            ) F# F  A& r' _; O5 c
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
6 A0 b1 o0 q4 F( ~  W  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 @8 v# L9 y- Y5 Y5 d: q; w  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ; O6 }2 O. s/ A6 |7 }, L- f
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  1 H4 w; C( y: J  e* Y
                                                                           
7 B. p' }+ j  J" B5 V6 q  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    - Q3 c9 I7 H' d- e! r7 ~& d0 b
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   # ~- m2 {( S4 ^! @
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   " s  i3 q, p6 Y8 o7 l/ ?' c
  plaster."                                                                 2 {- A% x& G1 N9 n( Z; c& G/ N1 s
                                                                            ) C3 f- [* J- w$ b2 g+ O
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    # u, g1 G7 {- `* \6 n
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) W' c1 {. ^% J+ \9 V- v  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 Q/ W9 k, `# m. B* L& ]" L  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ J/ `) s& x# z! U& x# P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! ~# b4 [$ Y0 d$ g  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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