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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
) `8 w' C# R3 k1 k+ l, ^  y3 J  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the     M( i! y6 x7 a7 T) U& b: j8 S
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) B4 V+ X$ d0 e( \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 ^( {4 _5 ~7 v8 [  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
( I0 Y. h+ U- I* s- m! y- }* K  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    # i7 N9 `9 L8 X9 T9 l3 ?
  bandages."                                                                ; U' ]% X9 w+ w. [  m8 R. n8 V
                                                                           
4 f4 Q, \- I7 j# w% b, q  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         - {# t( T- G3 d) L. M; q
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 |9 C$ f: j; @6 }5 ~# X  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 ~- J3 {2 w8 E3 W) s7 b  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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4 C1 b) |4 n) E  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 R9 t: I* M) B, X  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
5 I4 f9 t. O% a+ C# G7 v  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ( k+ I& |4 b8 B# z+ p. P
  plaster."                                                                 
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- `- `( S# f, E' Z# b, X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    1 @$ ]0 I4 r4 Y. V' l# N" b
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" D% V; N2 Q0 K5 C( c, S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   0 l2 [( s- A2 h: u7 P
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   0 z  C7 W# C" b6 V+ v" J
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    : w8 U8 J- Q( U0 R5 V& C9 v( z9 T
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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