a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 Q& J7 t/ L* b- }3 J  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# y& v" k1 @0 t2 G* M- [: n  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
/ d9 t2 n; g& w8 r# j) f  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ o2 o3 c6 @, B! [+ `0 j9 P  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 e5 D) [2 B! O. E9 j7 I  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  a( k/ I% W+ h6 T8 e& h5 }7 q  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
0 r& N1 e4 Q* {$ J2 e  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ @2 s( Y  }3 z  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' ]+ d3 |: ^5 v8 q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) }. U4 c% J: e( a8 r- i& S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% W3 I. _& t) E: Z# M  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ R% `; F3 X; c2 _  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# `/ ?; {/ _8 K6 `0 N  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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