a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& T' U, G4 r$ x5 A. K  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
3 [2 f% q8 p( ^4 v8 u& Z" B8 d# V) o3 d                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
( @1 N" A0 P) ]. k" g) G- l( l/ e  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 j1 H% C- ]* `, I, ?- a  bandages."                                                               
  y+ F1 H0 i# P" c: h                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: c4 W& F0 v: v0 X/ R, S& E7 R  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
/ t$ Y7 @/ X, {" [  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
6 b' b7 u' E# i  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
1 P$ _& ], W& g) K: _  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: m7 |, U5 V! l& W  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  C( \4 _# |6 L9 m  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ w: }6 }; y' w* y( _- P8 H; |  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 ^: l- O# E" A* P9 L7 Z1 m  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 M: q6 T) u0 \7 t5 y2 C/ @3 R  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

{:2_77:}