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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ Q6 q3 `- y; R. q7 X  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   + |# j" O! Y' X! n8 r* `5 v7 v2 l1 ~
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a' ^: ~# M7 B7 ]. e  J9 w) o; H, f
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 n' w( p0 T$ j6 i3 [- k4 |  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. R: F6 M- U) I% I3 y2 e3 T+ T  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ! ^. e( T3 k8 V
  bandages."                                                               
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3 {# ~+ A% Z9 j  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: y- r  F- n$ g( d) {% U1 D  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' _5 O1 V- L: F  G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ H- V! C* T3 b. u3 a9 U  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  : D' q$ S* D: C4 P1 x% b4 s5 p
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    " n( x& q5 {4 P3 f. j- S, L
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  T% U  F. G, ?2 _9 L& t  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   - y1 O' _; \! V$ D- x
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    + S3 C. P  o; G0 D( _
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
9 E. n( r( ?5 h' k$ p: s  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  X  v7 }5 p  c  [7 ]  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ( \& u$ W! J1 J! U
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    2 P  I. C; G  p8 Y, l5 d- p
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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