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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 8 ? w- k/ L- x! a
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
8 M% {5 y* m/ Q2 @3 h! m books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( ^0 p! V; I0 z- T5 h lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ( G' h7 |+ N2 k! @
little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 2 U: S! Q5 I& [- ]- }( D
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 8 h* ^* N; J$ B! x. e
bandages." " W2 G2 W# [- D1 V# B
; I2 I% P p$ f: s0 U! G- u "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual # N" ?0 c% I: G4 Y: I% c3 [/ W Q
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
F5 L, L- J, P' k. Q ? "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 3 i! E4 F: `* C
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
/ e+ N& v, g% x. c! B& i! E trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
: g9 J- K% v5 a/ H! P8 e the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of . W2 k' I: Q$ r6 I# K/ Q( _1 P
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
! q5 G5 g# f3 _. D& \& r' w the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 7 h; ~. M2 s! |% l( p$ N
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" + F. ?4 R, B: L$ q' f U" ~0 M
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
9 Z" Z* {, m3 y" S V the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a z$ @# N" ]' R+ r3 a; j9 h
year they send us a complete dick." |
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