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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    " c( }  l% q' b0 T6 `# |
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   0 i1 v2 }; I/ d  x9 L. _0 ?
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
3 ~! r6 N/ a9 @  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 5 L4 m% i& R# {+ U; D
  little left to be of any use?"                                            - W; `5 P  T: y4 K
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ) e7 h0 g" N2 j; f+ F
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    5 C4 n3 y" Z# h; W5 F2 R* X
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ) J3 g- P! @& y. m4 `+ E
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ V* W$ b0 L0 F: V1 ?  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% \! S! X0 t$ S$ ?2 S4 j2 A/ J9 k  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- _% p/ p3 U1 X. y) N8 B# _  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
- O' ]7 h3 Q3 W. c) D6 w/ J  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
2 p& @+ |0 t) _7 l# ^( P3 N9 Q/ ~0 B  plaster."                                                                 
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" |6 v/ w* j& [7 X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: }; K8 m2 @/ I. ~" a5 Y6 g7 L  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     : F. d( T8 i! s9 Q4 }1 ]( l# o: Z* j
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   2 w7 u( a9 a8 Z- S7 s7 }
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / a1 X" L: W- f6 b) L9 s# V, b# h
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    * h6 |" T7 o' b) Z* T1 q0 T6 l
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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