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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    & K5 b& r0 C" p. v. A" s
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   " n" v8 Z- q9 C
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 J* Z& B. v8 |+ Q1 Z: l' T8 M- G  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
; U- c7 h6 x& a7 Z7 X  little left to be of any use?"                                            6 k$ u# v* W- @4 K4 ]7 I% w! _
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. f. h6 F  [$ L- s8 @6 N: q  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. x! q0 v" ]  V, |) F- k" C  bandages."                                                                ! z6 w( g/ f# [/ K8 P
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         # o: d2 p7 {& K7 O/ z# O) y( ?
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    3 q) E! b9 Y/ N, L# @9 ~) u3 n7 C
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
! {2 U/ I2 }* t  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  & X/ e8 ~- V& [. W1 k
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ; A) ]! x2 ~, L/ Q( R- P+ y2 v/ e
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ( d3 E$ D! a3 z- B
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
" w/ U; R; m. a7 f  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
, G/ R$ Q( N( v  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 I9 |: a! k1 y* u* P- X# Q, F  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 M8 _: h& [9 i, V7 [, Z) T: J  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   + O" p5 n3 V2 Q6 B4 c+ H
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    6 x$ v# o7 ~1 B+ m2 N0 A- j  i
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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