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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 G/ e$ i) k) ]( U  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   0 Y3 b: G* |3 y% m- X+ Q
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
; L7 L# C( o) r' [/ c" C  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. z8 n1 W% T6 w) `! O1 r: V  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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2 m0 c2 G" z" J2 a1 c  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ j8 k; g" C) s) k6 q! k  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
1 Q5 Z- z' f& v; v8 s  bandages."                                                                3 }  [! c- W- v! I" V0 U
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         3 d8 K4 |5 [! t7 @/ g1 |- L, H: O
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* ^; F2 \. _/ v) N  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 ]1 K  {3 Q. M/ I- N7 l: q. s  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
0 C8 T) n$ v. h! a6 E9 Q                                                                           
6 p% ?3 P# F0 F- u  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, A9 L/ v3 p9 t8 u( T  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   # A! Z  M0 R. o, f4 q% P& p
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
* F! y' R# F+ N: B* E% X$ a  plaster."                                                                 3 y6 E2 k4 P* H4 j8 f+ b
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 |* c5 u6 Q& e1 N
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     8 p. T' z* i/ @; w0 S6 I* _$ h
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   5 c: @3 K3 U( T. G0 S  `
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / u# B+ @) ]1 u! X- _0 O: p
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    / N( V( t+ Q( R. I# h/ j8 k) L
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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