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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
# N( H4 U8 W, N0 B: d$ H audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
1 ]" O7 }6 m8 {' f% a books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- ^$ |" c3 R9 H) a. u9 U) R& p lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 4 }4 U4 x i% P5 \: N# C D
little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
9 {, @: M% A. C( |- P the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 1 ?/ r1 l+ y# y
bandages." 2 ?, p! e ^1 _9 l2 s
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
: ^# |% j* R) Q; f2 x# r- e- D question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 6 {' k9 E- R' z0 ^$ r5 L$ a
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 6 A* p- U" M. {4 m
over after setting a cast on a patient?" . X: x/ n e1 ?& q
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
2 y/ C/ Q+ n1 P' ~' q9 ] trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to " n1 ]* v$ }1 d4 V8 z
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of : c# Z i# l' k/ w6 A( I* _
plaster." * t3 e) T8 ]8 n' O2 s6 c
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
* q7 Z: Z( J6 J) [$ P2 b0 J5 A% D the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
d# I) C+ ?. C leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
6 V' [9 i$ I0 s2 S7 i! N+ H( M "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all : ]+ S) F5 _, c; `0 i% P, {
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a . a0 J! t- O0 l
year they send us a complete dick." |
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