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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
8 }$ A, X2 w# H+ b3 p# S  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
) V0 B) f; E, R  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a) Q5 y* U$ Q7 P& ]
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  ?' G& h* B% w* Z5 j! P* a/ F  little left to be of any use?"                                            : ~. x) ^: W& [' g( A1 Y( G# Z5 q
                                                                           
7 A* a, B- n6 f- j! F- y  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  `+ M) q1 s. o4 a7 `" i  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    * S' M) d6 F6 ^: C- r0 V; l
  bandages."                                                               
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* h! P+ _8 _; I6 z& p( \  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
6 D4 A/ f# [1 p  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' ~; X$ H$ b8 t' j' d4 Q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
' v4 n4 J. B- p' W  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
8 I3 C5 `2 d; r# ^, \/ n! ]                                                                            ; u5 P  i& q: L
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    4 J# `8 [. u# v! w5 v- s5 T
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ F# E8 ^2 B, Q+ `7 {' @! g  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ {! p8 c. T# e$ G- S; ]4 I/ i" V  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ! ]; g5 J  M" H! [9 p4 C
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 R2 ^) ~$ H  c7 s4 E  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   / e+ m  F% g8 E# \
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- h* ^6 k' h/ Z  l& ~  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
5 W9 \$ j7 f" w" t' p  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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