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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    . g9 N: b6 V) H8 E# N
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ' ~4 T  q3 Z' m3 E' N/ T( S- b" W
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 J/ m* }  ~/ a' W1 s  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ( x  @: l8 k1 l: I! o
  little left to be of any use?"                                            " o7 H' K, _! r$ {/ c+ H
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. f6 U) D% V, A- Y2 f4 v  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
# `% R8 U' _& Y( t5 A6 v  bandages."                                                                1 `& O2 D) k4 H4 X/ ]
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; t5 Z" A! H/ |  N% @# x' z8 ^  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; p5 D  r  M, a1 V, v: w
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  - ~8 r9 d' B) M: }( {5 ?0 g+ @
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  9 _. B' o, _0 [+ ?2 j5 b
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% P; O; [% H7 Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   6 h& j1 `9 g6 G( n4 k+ X
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
* P! Z' N7 j) O) U  plaster."                                                                 1 [7 h; v8 @- @
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    * A' h! i0 P! g
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ' T- I$ E# V) ~4 H* d( f
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ' n- o4 @4 k9 q+ S; a
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all     }5 d3 d* _6 P! i2 G. Y
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 U* X: Z6 ?9 m3 u/ V. n# x  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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