 鲜花( 2253)  鸡蛋( 32)
|
At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
8 ]+ C& b9 G8 O ?7 d( q" i( { audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
) y8 n6 }9 K5 \9 ]3 [) d books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
3 r1 L5 {( m3 y lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 4 w3 H+ M% _, e8 u9 _+ Y' t
little left to be of any use?" 4 U' @5 J4 ]8 e* B$ Z3 n
5 L7 J4 Q+ o7 [% G* Y7 Y4 W/ o "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ' C1 W W t) s, l% \3 a
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 4 g7 B. w3 T' l: [, \
bandages."
* Y6 B/ x+ N) c# @# ?5 ^$ r4 @ % o: v' U% X; D( ~% ]( s. p* w
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
9 D4 ]8 k6 h8 R' E question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. / v7 K" e8 s! e+ a4 N6 h% z+ T
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left . C* Y1 r1 j( c8 Z6 {# Z! C; Y L$ R
over after setting a cast on a patient?" ; O8 i3 i; x+ d8 ?
& p1 ]9 L: s/ k- v% f: V
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 7 P* a: H# K' X- v
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to . h. q3 X9 E" `& m v8 q+ F+ _
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
* K" V# d# g1 j3 @" W plaster."
" w8 {' Q6 L" r3 ?" ?1 S# l5 F+ v, [ 0 g! v# X2 M8 x1 k
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster - O6 d# [. M+ \+ K" B
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the * |8 A6 I6 k6 T; N: g5 |/ u* V
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 5 ]+ T' g* H" M
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 9 M7 l7 Z! N X) ?- z- p
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
! m) W- P! t) ~; ]/ N, t/ D year they send us a complete dick." |
|