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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    2 v# h8 N1 K% G! `
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ' o4 y0 o& w, C$ i/ {. ]6 J
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- G$ ]3 T2 ]0 x3 O3 m  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
- M9 J( P5 Z! A) O# h* m  S# h  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 J! n- j4 p# }2 t0 U- p; O  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
; }6 o  f  R2 V) u0 _% C: `  bandages."                                                                8 Q* t/ B& Z8 e& Q5 J
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         # }2 S7 X& G! w+ ]
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
% F" J( g& _" ~5 I! o  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  . R( f0 G" l: B1 v. u
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  , [& F& l! K: S8 R9 T6 \  e
                                                                            % o, H5 q; Q  c1 `7 Q1 M+ {' ?
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    $ [* v; }( T2 O# x
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   : ?' E+ ^) X) T" {* X) W* Y6 |) Z
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 [/ j- F) `: s$ h, [. g3 h  plaster."                                                                 
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6 M  Y% w8 Q5 l( E/ p  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 _% I" h$ X( k% r" E$ b5 C% \
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ( T# `3 x$ O3 C( _' q2 d
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - V1 L2 T2 D0 V, e7 C
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
0 D3 \6 z) h: T8 W7 I& C, \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* j8 B$ J1 W6 U" _  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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