a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 {# [3 n# p+ D# O5 u- f8 Z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 f5 o5 V3 }2 {' M. R7 {5 i  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
+ b7 G5 H% Q% B5 P# U/ d  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
5 q. W$ L- ]# v$ @  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
' J2 x8 h  ~8 |% n+ U7 n! @  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 g. }" I4 f- N1 ^  J1 j& }7 Q  I, B  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
; V7 u/ F' ?2 e! j  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 j. t; T+ n% Q6 a8 O! S  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. C- K$ D2 p: }/ K- O; @  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 W3 ~: h* W" x. {& @' I8 J" a  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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