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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 ?- V; g* C' j5 o1 y- G, U. p  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& w+ k) K7 {  D- Z0 n- v  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a* g- p  I* |& N+ G" h# I5 S8 k* }
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ' F* A9 \0 j3 l9 o, v- v2 J
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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' ^: U2 b8 G4 X! I& e8 A. R, b  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to      m! J" D" q. n& `/ C  M6 f
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
( S4 c; s' H% d1 `- e5 [3 ^# X8 e  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         " \; U; `3 ^3 D
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
7 g% c1 a4 p' W' y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ e! g7 U! |1 I/ w% S  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ m$ L0 J$ L* _9 z- f& r
                                                                           
+ H) j  a0 T% e  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    5 L% a& G5 a7 h8 u6 [
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% h9 R; m9 m) T$ G5 J+ n0 s. ?! Y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   / _# R1 j! H0 P* i/ Q4 W
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 }  H5 }4 L' f  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     6 K! ?; f2 @& c) t7 E2 y
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   5 k% m9 _, J& z+ f* X9 U7 `
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
; m! _% q, L  ~2 B! @- I4 u' r  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" V: D, F1 ~3 M4 H1 t" n  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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