a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
" h& M$ z7 c, `' Y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
9 [6 W! a. N+ o1 o% S8 T  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 f; Z! q" v, h4 Y; [  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; I8 z/ E$ M. A. U% ]3 p. s  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
" w7 A- K% \- M" p+ Q2 g& D3 W+ ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( W: R% x0 H3 ^( T! L  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# F+ j, [/ H$ i  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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7 m3 o! q( M8 K& T" O) o% F. F4 c  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  ~: K0 F% T, ^/ Y  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
* M* Y0 |2 W. P: j% }  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: i* k! O! l9 Q" M( R5 g# K5 J  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
4 D1 b7 g- v* z& x6 \1 U) N" q  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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