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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
% |8 E! Z/ B, R) |  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ' }- x$ B3 o& N! E5 S/ O; }: p& X
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) h6 o8 T+ u" z' c8 x) ~  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 u4 U* o) b3 z  little left to be of any use?"                                            & o' |- f# k$ K4 Z+ Q; Z( {- T
                                                                           
; ~+ G) Y7 n' r) o, g  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ! ]. Z$ U' \+ m5 K
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    5 p) z; M8 z. j3 _
  bandages."                                                                % V, q6 k+ \1 U! d
                                                                           
1 a% R, h( x. m# V0 X  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         1 F2 A. x1 r7 o2 K* t* S
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    2 ]0 h# t! Q: }4 [
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  3 [9 Z  ?" R+ {/ T
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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2 I5 i# s  h* D  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! \- \6 }3 i! R7 Q2 }" }; k5 S9 |  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   " K4 N3 X) Q/ n; \7 Q
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
1 `6 q0 g2 H. [  y$ H  plaster."                                                                 + A- w7 E  N7 }, u
                                                                           
6 F) o; M. q+ K# j: F% @  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ' @/ N. U4 v  ]- }2 e
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ) J; d2 a. g% R0 F  ~+ w
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 D. {" C# b" b" x! V' \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   8 [0 L% s* h- u" j" F3 \6 j
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 ~3 I( ?7 \" L0 G; G- ]  J  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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