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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to : I' U' f0 A4 z1 s6 S/ `
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
2 b! @ O4 F8 N" G books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 V( t" A: y3 ]# K lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 2 X" t$ \! D* U0 o
little left to be of any use?" / V2 c- U0 n9 o" I6 v2 r
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to + A$ Y/ N+ W& m2 i, b U" h! f# w
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
# q* V F1 `' v bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
8 B. V9 ^7 t1 I T* o l- | T6 w question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ; ]7 T. n o6 r$ U
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
8 h- {9 D S$ \- ~) w over after setting a cast on a patient?" 4 g6 j' Q( _/ _
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 3 a5 W; B2 R: I* ]- v/ H* M% W
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to - g. x$ ]8 H5 i5 i( [: o
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of % A, b) u" [1 m& f- z" k
plaster."
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8 `$ [; W; [9 n7 l) t "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
0 i1 g( a( W9 q# y the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 5 T. g( i+ ] w6 Q7 v9 k1 }/ `. `
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
( j- j8 M* h, Q2 ]* o "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
S" p' V6 m" l, \9 H* B the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
& h( r! b: D& B year they send us a complete dick." |
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