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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: p  h  p1 |; j  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ m/ M" B0 A% x  b% s  j  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- H7 E8 e" E3 q1 E$ R5 m  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% E+ f* m; f. Q# A* Z( o  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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* |4 g* C, U6 i5 P* V) [  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  p+ b; }9 [' q  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 |5 d8 d# e* C( L$ O  bandages."                                                                * ]8 ~$ v( c3 W) }
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
' y% g+ g; D. \  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    6 O+ G8 T8 `0 }
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  " H: g6 v1 T2 R, W- F' ?5 f
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    * ^% l+ x: H: j/ T& `. E% ~
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ( p" u8 ~0 b0 @* S) x
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
/ o4 Y/ W! g3 @6 G9 E& z3 i/ @: X( v  plaster."                                                                 
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0 M. u7 q9 N/ ?' ~* V- R* v  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ' D/ G/ T" m+ X! M6 Z6 ~( p$ m+ _! U: W
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: v7 p! F# ]/ h( A0 d. K  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
) S- [% `& c: J7 a" n# u$ [" r2 J  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   : C8 z# l* \. R1 p  j* r
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    4 j, Z1 O* @$ T7 p$ k% ~
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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