a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* b( S+ y3 \/ r3 Z6 s  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! Q3 w7 r) O6 z) ?$ c% k& e  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 |% ^4 \' d: w2 ^# Q( F  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
+ }5 A! }" Z# n; T  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
/ |1 [4 p3 B7 N$ ?* X. H2 G  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
1 A7 {$ r2 q: H9 n2 n9 t  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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" G9 ?2 T2 R! j$ W5 ], z  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
0 F" x; M8 A  E  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; {9 z3 @( d: ]5 m  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 r3 l2 X, w& n3 c; p  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 O" s% z1 x# x" |9 S6 p  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! X: r  r' J0 g9 H% S  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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