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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    % X- h1 R2 u0 B: c
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   7 ?+ H2 a; h. F, t1 u9 s
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a% d! ]! f- J: D) c4 W" U: g' ~' M
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 W$ Q6 E5 v6 f* f  little left to be of any use?"                                            # M  Y! _5 T! P) k$ ~
                                                                           
6 D) S! `* ~1 H! }0 r" A, W$ x) w  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! C; l- ~0 K' W3 c  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    # K2 f  @* L" U( r6 j2 n
  bandages."                                                                : _9 u% f8 W! a- W2 N& C, y
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         7 M- k$ N5 E& N) R
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ) J) `  s& ~$ u. m* m
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  4 B+ ^- U7 T: @4 k8 [8 @
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
& G8 Z% c; d3 G1 O  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   5 x- B5 ?: n9 |: O  `3 ^
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   5 }5 t7 C8 \' `: S; j
  plaster."                                                                 
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( _; t/ J* ]/ R$ K  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    , k5 c2 E, L$ }! [7 ?  z7 O
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     & D! _: f% Q) i- F1 @( j
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 U+ \: D  Z' Q; o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
3 S% O( }' k! w: W/ H  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    1 Z# w, ~- l# H/ ^' v- P
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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