a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 C7 D7 i8 {4 {1 d  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
( {( E$ M' Z. Y; _' ?  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ s  q* T+ N6 b4 v3 K  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! M6 U, r- _: ~" Y+ x: T  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& |& V8 H! ^6 x/ [' z6 x/ D" I6 a  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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2 L) r1 `8 G6 P, F4 x" s- R* w$ s  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! O5 W" m4 C: y3 H1 q8 W  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
( e8 _  X0 C$ y+ K  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* R) I% `: Z8 S2 w! \" B! Y0 F  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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