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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ \$ u1 V+ o6 N/ a, M  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   1 F. m* ?6 O3 c, T5 e
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) s) e& I% i( l. g. j4 N( m& Q' v- z  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 6 _  L  ?3 m. H  _, M" x2 q
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    - T9 t; z% h$ R8 n( t2 t- M
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    7 K& }: L9 \0 h) y/ b4 B
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         + g2 O. u" S3 Z2 U
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    % j* b, s8 K; V: D7 A9 `1 a
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  $ E( L3 P! y  z! x& J! b* {& Z; g
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 o+ w' _& L% N5 U5 n  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   4 O; ~- z' N! W: T( I
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   - `7 V2 X; ^+ q7 W) Z$ ~2 }' r/ A
  plaster."                                                                 ) T- o% X- G) z# P8 y: Y, C- H
                                                                           
3 v6 ]/ i, P0 R! y4 G. q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    $ a2 o  P2 I. w4 E8 C
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     7 K6 ^8 m/ `; A: U
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
, X2 r6 ^) Y; L, A7 e0 H+ I  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) {+ Q+ M' A. J9 K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    7 T- O0 W$ S6 z$ U( @
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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