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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to * D: g0 I8 G' r; _' {6 p: ^
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 4 k; c+ b" R7 \$ R8 i1 b( g
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a1 f4 B( h4 }# F& u, J+ P
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
5 ]% o- ?. p0 _4 Z little left to be of any use?" ) ]. M7 g" h$ E# d7 M, k
! F/ U* S& S- m( n$ y9 A "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
. y! R; P8 p9 q. U the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 9 T5 }8 J# F0 _7 F! h/ s. C
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
4 M: Q8 U( l7 s5 Q4 J( Y. _ question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
2 P; v1 o; R" B9 a "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
' v% B' [9 u% C" l9 `% | over after setting a cast on a patient?" 7 e# y6 a* y- R4 T! R
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
0 Y8 ~1 p5 V; b& w/ ~( V, B trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
3 u. l2 ]( E1 E: l& U the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ( W& n+ ^1 R8 g8 u1 k% s; b& [
plaster." ! H- P# L2 J! c5 T3 c4 e. P
, y% Y/ ]; [6 a7 s6 {9 E& k0 `5 t "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
9 i/ l3 G7 M+ y- Y2 U& e1 } the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the # M% ?6 {, @, i) X% `; } G
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
4 H( f5 U- n% [$ J: @8 e* b. g "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all # a1 {, f( j% @ Q% ~- H4 T
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 5 @/ P }3 K9 B& X
year they send us a complete dick." |
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