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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    2 ^7 r8 w4 q, _  X& u  a$ l" _7 W
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 y& a: l' a. u6 p: _( u. }6 T" E  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a# C" [( R" G& s
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( a0 t8 [( O$ v/ k  little left to be of any use?"                                            3 u& j0 Y# T8 i/ v+ h( w
                                                                           
  V, P; z7 D- r4 ~& r9 r  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ v- `/ @7 b, M: Q7 Y  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    / ?7 w# B* ~8 }0 b/ a
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         $ H2 j; ?" m  v- C$ Z$ w
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    + M; K, }& t+ I
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left    V5 a/ s) g. Y1 z
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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6 V" R2 T  g+ V2 T  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 ?: I/ d6 h+ L  N$ l
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ B9 N2 t2 \, d  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   1 B( g! f& |# c5 r+ I
  plaster."                                                                 
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- W. n# t0 H8 N' C) ~7 Y  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    4 W" B2 E' v. v7 g( o* a
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ( ], v% ~. G1 Z) c$ U
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; T% @2 H! j' I( o$ {2 M  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 X) x% A/ ?: R7 F- P% @9 Q  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ; P& d) r$ _  x. y
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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