a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
. h; a7 F; Z) N' n6 Z  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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& E0 j4 W: }" g7 {) V* R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 a/ ?- ?# W1 G8 Y+ ]4 P: a9 U4 f8 {% P  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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: O! |/ u+ |) D: X  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
* ^$ R/ T7 L3 s" i6 m' T  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
9 ^" d* b  _0 y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 D; `6 Z7 ]4 v; W5 j  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
* p* [+ r4 B% O  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
7 u, C# a! q$ R' s/ \  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 Y3 i7 ?; C/ d4 S0 B, w  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- N% u) ]5 ~! U- J  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- J6 Z0 A# B; i0 l3 h3 @  _; Q) p  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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