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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    8 h( _% [$ U* N; R1 G, b
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   $ W/ o' H; g  q& ~& f$ G' o% a
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
+ x8 r; W- m" i( S' e  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& m, P( Q1 ~7 E: }' G  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
) r. x- E9 d2 F& r  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. C% |8 G) f/ O2 T- M4 v* h3 U  bandages."                                                                - X) a, T8 D3 ]3 d/ f
                                                                           
6 X) Z8 z: g+ K, z2 K' z5 j- ^  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         . I. L& B  M6 ]9 \, ~, z0 F6 O
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.      \, f4 g& `% M& T( y# f$ Z' Y
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  2 {6 N  U, I, F: c; e  F
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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* {; `4 u% i7 ?  }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 L/ p- O! o, J
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 l8 K8 s# m: O, o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
" \6 ^( j' [; d0 X. f+ N  plaster."                                                                 % L. f. s; p0 g- z& {
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
! o& \( a( x; V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     3 p9 e- L3 ?# \% k: g
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( N! b9 J! K' i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- r, N5 I' J2 S  A* E0 D% s  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ x& b9 K# W+ e% r4 A% K  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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