a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" A+ c' L" ^% }* Z1 g  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, D2 m( {+ B9 c8 Q3 u+ V9 r, R  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( b' s/ Q4 V; Q  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& ]1 y" a8 l' s  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 {" @( t5 W: ^% c+ j  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
- g- n5 w* y# s4 x3 ]$ `- w  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* l* y7 r# K( g# b* y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
* \# O( Q" n; Y' P  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
1 e5 H+ A# b* C& y4 s" |  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
& O/ }# k& P$ _/ a6 o  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; y0 Z" O5 t' v. t! g  c  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% q2 Y, r2 e: j% T9 b! ^% ~( a: d  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; H1 }5 Q9 C# c* D, W! A4 f  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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