a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
% |$ ~9 p9 ?% W; f$ m, t5 E! I+ p) x  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
( B1 T3 ~% g9 X2 S, O) d: s  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 ^6 r" {' L2 m. o1 r) a  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ _& l& Q1 i( \& {* i0 c! s( ]  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 y6 i3 |% {6 Q- a# P; m  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' n8 _% K; M) F  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 ^( h- Y2 K9 ~4 F% Q9 |  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ ^) {1 o9 k4 b8 }; @% X/ {4 U  K  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
9 d( h; C: R9 B' v: E  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. u" s! N) o& P; u  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
+ E0 p$ e7 a! i1 m$ @  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
# K8 F' ]8 t$ @# R6 Y0 Q  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" p2 w  J' h: x! L1 q" H- H  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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