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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
( \1 G* y" J2 N. P2 f audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
: w. j2 v0 E7 Y+ {" i books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
" k! |' R( _. R2 D' c( P lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too - R, W1 c i2 v8 W' v$ o8 a( k
little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
& v) {0 A. ^6 l7 K1 F1 D) U+ t the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ]( B& u* }& p3 s2 _- S3 x
bandages."
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) R' e2 g( R" h "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
: o2 X, x# g4 _4 }% d! D/ s question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
0 g& ], X7 U3 b. x/ B1 l, T "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
6 D6 N6 x+ o5 s4 Z over after setting a cast on a patient?" 6 w" U% T2 M& T4 U
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to g" a/ i8 n P6 u
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 2 `/ ]2 Z; d( t7 I/ a! m. M+ t
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 8 D0 d q- `% M2 L0 Y) f9 v6 g
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 6 M5 o. M# M. l; \7 a, D
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
3 z' F; i+ v5 M& p5 k- D ^ "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all # ]! U$ S' J/ J5 e7 y3 C) l( i, m# N
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 0 k$ h: F( K2 U5 w
year they send us a complete dick." |
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