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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ' h+ k9 S5 w" I' }$ ^
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   , V8 R1 t" y* m; |9 D/ E6 {
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# X+ {/ R2 R- x7 H+ r% L$ D  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too % N+ ~# V" ~& D8 C, \2 U+ s
  little left to be of any use?"                                            9 Z0 Z& o4 \, u( S
                                                                           
% l; ?* d% g0 [9 _* B! A0 @% q, M  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    % ^+ f; _+ o) N3 R8 t- C
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    4 a, k$ T6 Z- l
  bandages."                                                               
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$ B% ]3 Z+ D; |4 Y8 p. q  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         " @3 C1 `+ a- G
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
1 i6 T' m6 f  a  H  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: f4 y7 M( }& j2 T1 M5 Y" @  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  . B3 _/ j; D9 I1 P6 t
                                                                            8 R' R% x0 I7 ]) [2 E1 j
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- J6 j  Y. ]6 b" H8 d  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 p+ L$ H( W: [  K+ J# a
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
% r/ g$ P) k$ i9 s/ y# K* u  plaster."                                                                 - f4 M* E+ j# r& h$ W" X3 ~! ~
                                                                           
7 H. _4 e$ V& Y0 o3 s  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
2 L1 f$ n0 u) J) I  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
3 y, c' W- P! z2 j7 Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ; B# f. P% ~, N* V) ~+ [/ B& u7 e$ X
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   $ j: E: x2 E, X! i" y% T2 @8 \8 }
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    . l3 `% W/ V% k2 m  }
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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