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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
' G# _5 c) u8 O0 x7 o  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   1 O7 P6 X' }, n7 K' m$ }
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# S' @& L, T  |8 [' W6 l& Q9 \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ [/ _" F& ]% X2 o- h& c4 l  M  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
2 g# m6 J, t( z  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    8 F3 P, J4 Z) a6 T3 C: X
  bandages."                                                               
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  ^, \7 e7 n, E  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
- \( ]! O. N- e  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) U) I) k, T  n, H5 s( N, \  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  1 s% P& a, h; q; J* k5 g1 A
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  8 V3 x8 L8 b0 a( d: k) z4 A
                                                                           
* |0 Z* z( |3 ~$ g! ?5 F8 G1 b  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    & u: ^2 d8 M5 ]1 d$ @7 e) o# t
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
5 `3 K( c! M+ u( [  `  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
# D6 j+ ^% g! F! c  plaster."                                                                 
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- w. b; a. J% E6 j( q: ]  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    6 j  X+ a( n5 K  x  p& z
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: `% l& ^9 v# M1 v  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
9 ]1 R% z5 w4 n" h, A  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ' R8 \: v8 e- B7 T8 L6 z0 G- P
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    % Y* ]' M  {. {: k6 }9 f& i
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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