a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
$ A& a1 b" ?# |% P+ [  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 e/ r; p: O5 z0 i  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' p& X+ T9 Y( m: ?+ ~  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. y( F4 K! g+ A% q: t2 w9 X  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
* y5 Y4 G, M) }8 H# z4 A* f$ |  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
! b; j0 l3 K9 G7 ]7 V( ~; M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% }2 G; I5 x& I$ Z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  j( I4 K; D9 t' f+ `9 ~. c; ~% y  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: V0 N5 j  O. @" Z9 ^  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
1 C( v  Z3 D/ z- V  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 c+ Z1 H. B# ^: z. [  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ d$ }; k' t* w1 C3 I. C. i  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
9 I) _/ V' i- O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; x  y* r5 z/ N% H% Z  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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