a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: g5 r6 Y6 r7 j# O/ M  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
! z6 |+ F/ G+ \0 s0 @! ^4 ~  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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/ K# @5 W: f4 f. o8 r  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- b; A$ ~) I' H! P3 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 ]! ^" [2 I( r# h  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
1 m2 g7 ]- ]; T+ W' i/ c  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- ?; g! N- n9 h: A+ L  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
" N/ Z; R3 |% U/ H1 H& j5 |! n  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 b6 J) K4 J0 v) f' _5 z9 Z  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 x. b( X5 O7 E* R  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
% Q) Z4 m: _6 K  z% L  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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