a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
( {% g( M4 W$ L: E0 p  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
+ C5 r3 v* M1 \1 [3 D( a  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
( N' Q6 B- y2 N: D1 `9 ?/ ]& R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
5 _- S/ E0 w+ o2 j: I  `( b0 U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 O  ~4 r# a# S9 f0 c8 H2 t  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
1 P1 t1 N% W0 Z+ X5 G) [# t: Z  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
4 ~8 p' ]- V' j+ p3 A  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
; D6 `9 b9 f# H+ h  plaster."                                                                 
! s. S$ [! Z. R& @$ m                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
+ n9 l* W# l' ^& X9 h% `  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. [2 ~8 m: g  U+ k  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: Y' ^" M! ^6 C# ?4 S; b8 J  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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