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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    : I' U' f0 A4 z1 s6 S/ `
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 b! @  O4 F8 N" G  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 V( t" A: y3 ]# K  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 2 X" t$ \! D* U0 o
  little left to be of any use?"                                            / V2 c- U0 n9 o" I6 v2 r
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    + A$ Y/ N+ W& m2 i, b  U" h! f# w
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
# q* V  F1 `' v  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 B. V9 ^7 t1 I  T* o  l- |  T6 w  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; ]7 T. n  o6 r$ U
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 h- {9 D  S$ \- ~) w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  4 g6 j' Q( _/ _
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    3 a5 W; B2 R: I* ]- v/ H* M% W
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   - g. x$ ]8 H5 i5 i( [: o
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   % A, b) u" [1 m& f- z" k
  plaster."                                                                 
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8 `$ [; W; [9 n7 l) t  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
0 i1 g( a( W9 q# y  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     5 T. g( i+ ]  w6 Q7 v9 k1 }/ `. `
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( j- j8 M* h, Q2 ]* o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  S" p' V6 m" l, \9 H* B  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& h( r! b: D& B  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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