a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
5 M7 k& O" W5 c  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" d3 P5 `& O) P# @2 e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
7 d, P$ F/ E5 q) s! _# y  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
! R0 J& x) \' t3 O4 c0 Y  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
' o% T5 N4 s9 g: _2 J) w" ~  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
4 i2 y$ k- b# I( Q1 Y( ~2 m4 S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
! g. H* U/ P  m- W* F+ s% ]: i                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* i" y4 ]# W. d8 x7 @6 y  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! W2 R2 `2 Z9 g9 S6 h  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
$ X: ?& b( D( F5 p+ T  d  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ }5 J- k& `2 g* h8 f" }9 |  f  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
4 y8 Y5 f5 j6 p! Y! |  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% g8 g+ Y3 V9 n* O. _$ D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) g( A8 {  _; W9 }/ f; ]6 Z  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
, g! O/ \1 ?3 f' c7 O5 V* T6 {  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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