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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
6 z/ G4 q; Y6 @8 m( O1 ` audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
* {1 v3 W) a) ~5 \9 o' a" j. b& K! b books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* T# q( X- D. m: f! B& ?: ^ lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 e* w: y& M* J; f/ L# V6 b little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
8 p9 `/ C" ]; x) e# g+ e the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 3 ~' f! M6 ]9 V8 L) K
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
0 `$ P3 ]% Z# C3 B# l. y1 l0 v9 T question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. & R9 L% Y: V% R9 T0 o% d, ?
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
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! t) G1 z# Z4 s2 x- F5 _0 C "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
$ Q% N% s6 U( ~% i+ N+ `+ g7 ` trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 4 \0 q4 F% `$ R' {/ f3 ?6 S! I
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 4 J5 G! Q6 x7 N( ^9 Z3 C
plaster." ' g3 r. F2 w5 Y* V6 K/ ]! D
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
. U& J6 q* K. d! _1 S the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
% ]: F& _" D+ c0 g leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
. [5 M$ s! t$ C) l& w$ N "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 3 S6 w& k8 C9 ^$ k
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 8 p J- S$ W% P+ [' X. l4 M. u
year they send us a complete dick." |
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