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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 J; I* c, F6 ?6 B- l9 ^  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   + W; a5 P# \  \, x
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- C: H4 I( \9 V4 }( m% |
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
- L& ~; o2 i! O' n1 T  little left to be of any use?"                                            ! S1 ]% j8 q) @; t4 a
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 P8 f- l9 j" m. r! c! J% O  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    & A# C- }3 e' }9 a) q
  bandages."                                                                  p6 H) V" s0 D
                                                                           
9 n, r9 N% y: ~; V2 r, ^  e/ A; ~  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
! x! O& \' _! \$ C  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; N5 }5 s& u4 B* j2 }# }
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  : z) U/ f8 U/ ]- s9 C
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  3 j& u' a% h3 q% H
                                                                           
* W+ u- z! L- J8 I. B" `  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 j8 d& W9 U& K% S, g: \
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   & e% x. p' j7 N5 c1 G# J. ^
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   0 T/ o) A+ {9 `$ ]7 f3 ~7 D* J
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    / U- o4 G4 d$ j; d* e4 r$ z
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     8 T$ b' `8 w9 N/ U
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 `2 P' H/ ~) C+ T7 K/ O$ V5 e  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
2 W1 @% b- F2 A; u( \+ b  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    / R! I, p9 f% L5 P; G
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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