a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# |, t; n8 s4 ^/ q# x4 t+ b  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( `# \% ?# B$ Z8 ], v) m8 B  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
! O) j7 W+ t5 H* b7 p5 v: M  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* e$ a% Q% A5 E/ m  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
0 t, D0 ^* o1 M  Y" k  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( p1 ^* x* m" o. p  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 y( }* b; @8 }# o& e9 d' T& L  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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5 p# e; B4 y% i- L. j3 {7 m. `3 G2 a  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- R% }5 p$ w1 P( R  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
, ^  s: h7 J$ ]$ O# H  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 J/ z6 X' H6 N9 `" H3 _! u  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ z( \0 J4 i/ D) |! h  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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