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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    5 e0 C1 y6 x- w% H7 f/ S
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
0 \0 X% F. n$ |6 x  I  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a( d+ X- _$ b& ~# D4 x7 K/ I
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too   v: g4 c3 A' u9 O
  little left to be of any use?"                                            ( G. y6 I, q) }2 }
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    . |) k3 e+ C" k
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    3 \" ~3 ~/ o2 j% r: f
  bandages."                                                                + L* H: m, E5 y# ^( ]
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         5 S9 k3 R8 }5 U
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ( f) c  P( p5 M- P
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  $ Z2 D8 \. u; C$ P7 s  P5 {) W' W
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  2 j, Z& C( T6 _- F  x7 W' Y3 y
                                                                           
& j2 G  `+ H* A) @) K! O% I" c& _  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 K4 D7 A5 X" w8 K1 n% a$ @' `  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   " l: P8 ?+ x& o
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
7 ]2 [5 Z. {- x0 G" H9 @% S) y7 x  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
) v- w7 H2 a, k: g7 A  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     6 j' U) q' ]) i* S2 g
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   $ u) \( x: }7 ?. j8 M: a
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, B# Q7 u. Y* {0 j6 R1 O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- l; }6 _/ G: }9 w: Z  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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