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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
! j5 r3 ~5 O$ y% O6 {- Y audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
& D. X2 j* G1 ~; L7 @0 M3 d+ k books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& \, u+ |' F, V lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' i9 D5 L; L/ y9 I, Y+ L little left to be of any use?"
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: h6 M2 T) Z( [ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
* B% t7 {7 }6 Q: l: x9 ~7 x6 [ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
3 G) ~/ V* ]$ j5 l8 I bandages." " P+ x2 Q- p( t/ Y, A, O9 ~- Y
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
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/ ^3 r5 l' ~0 F* K "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 6 a! V" G* @0 g& {! ^4 N0 n) o
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 0 h* E' Y0 l- Z1 t0 }0 q! ~) e
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to , k+ ~# X N) S6 |
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
& @/ k8 V1 x) h9 T- u3 h; f. ^ plaster."
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2 f4 ~& B7 N% W "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
8 a+ k( d7 _( ]) e! g$ ? t% j the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the * ?" x* h& S. {8 J
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" * l$ l, ^3 A/ Q( N( T
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 5 s2 Q6 _+ P- s7 j R- ~( ~4 Z
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a / p& b) {: }3 G1 a; o! p0 r5 G
year they send us a complete dick." |
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