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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    # o0 c7 o/ Q5 T, ~2 m  K6 c5 v
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 q7 i- K" F6 Y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# m% F5 [; e' [( [  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ( n, Y5 M* g/ M0 O, O6 D
  little left to be of any use?"                                            9 X; o% Z. m! Q. ?4 s% u
                                                                           
6 R" ~* c1 Z# r/ t$ J  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ! Z! z9 O& O% s) ~+ n
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    . z1 |; J( O% v2 H0 f, l
  bandages."                                                                9 f! a) h! w8 V" |
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         : ?+ M0 n$ j( y' p# b% p
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ' `! k# P) J! m
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  6 K( r) k; A, e$ j
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  1 _$ t& w8 ]5 h# g' s/ E
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
2 g% L) W. o+ m  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' j: W. o. M- c" e! Y% i4 }! {7 _  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
$ H6 z% q7 j% w" v4 {( O7 M  plaster."                                                                 
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/ \$ U* w/ \/ v* r  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
1 V$ X# K* p2 z1 _1 U  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 A$ ~5 o( A2 R3 o' z+ G  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   * ?5 m8 Y# H2 A
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   9 @( U& L$ _# R& [
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
7 f3 O3 l3 Q7 H# A9 w" o9 {  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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