a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
. w' |; I6 \# `3 \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# _+ B8 h+ Y# e: e! C) i0 t  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ j1 ?9 r  E, }+ p3 P7 M* V  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 S& A# e; S& W7 r2 [5 Q  bandages."                                                               
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; |' s2 R* D$ O$ S! J8 R. n  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
& {7 j. ]% x/ j+ ^2 K# q. D  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 L/ N6 K, W/ P  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
) N) m  P6 Y; [* I% v  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
5 ~/ ~* {4 W- l" h  plaster."                                                                 
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( ?$ i, U4 q- ]' R$ D  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 C( G1 `: E! d0 j3 P. u* R  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
( q; a  U5 _0 f( h, Z  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- v' z/ k+ r7 ]  ^4 R. W" l3 I' n  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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