a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 ^. j5 k. \0 ?  N$ D7 ~  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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& `  f% i. s. n  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 t  f' M6 q$ ]$ o4 ]  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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- Y* x" j) y: R( t. y  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
3 q6 e! \, A  R9 V" z1 X6 P  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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6 Y6 q8 I+ ~0 g" t# w* c- V% n  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
9 F# J* s5 V3 }  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
+ E' K( X/ {: v, z- _  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 p: U6 t5 l9 ?) W# k  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
. ]1 y! M1 l' V+ P' @3 A: w, V4 }$ j  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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