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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    3 d+ ]; H/ K/ b* B* Q" P" {9 D
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ' d) Z* v" J5 z5 V$ M4 a4 V. D3 |
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# ~; l$ `2 r1 }2 H  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" j, @9 y0 W  l2 Z' c* P  little left to be of any use?"                                            6 _& m6 V; R5 R$ j
                                                                           
% q" e) @" M5 G6 N- u  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 d  e1 D8 q  m5 l  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ b$ Z* t) J$ V5 e  bandages."                                                                : L" G# k: f2 W! D4 o0 \
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         , |' Z2 B& _- \4 k" G" j2 G
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    # I9 A/ {' N, k7 d7 W
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
5 X" k2 \& u2 i3 }0 E6 U* N  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  & y# l: M/ ?! q! I& r/ |
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , B! {9 T1 w6 x9 u
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   / _* ]1 o" Y6 V+ W  U
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( q( k- F6 B- r2 [  plaster."                                                                 2 D' A/ n1 h& I4 T' v7 i) ^
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
# U* p1 v' d$ a5 D. `% Y  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
5 ^' f  b! N; h$ y! U  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ( t0 l. ]' j: k! ~/ [
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ( ^& r  C7 H8 T/ `* }/ E. m6 B' J% s4 L
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    0 g+ ^' G+ t& z) ]  ?5 M
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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