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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    : C6 |) X0 H5 k$ G* Y% u
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
. V& ^7 |4 @: w  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a8 h$ S9 T5 f1 q* F( U
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too , v$ \: g* C# [8 _
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    * d6 o4 f( @- A9 G; c" Z& J
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of      ]6 D! X9 }  l
  bandages."                                                                3 j, Y6 f. ]0 _4 Q9 E3 _+ {
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ! o6 ?+ \, M0 E) ]4 C# b
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    0 {, C: S- X4 ~- x' @( z2 r; Q
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 ^: d1 u# i! d1 X) J  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ' O1 X% ~/ i3 n* [9 y
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   / {# Y* O  C' V. P1 J: A0 ?9 Y
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 h+ ^  l8 q. _8 _$ ~! a% @1 R  plaster."                                                                 
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. m1 U: w) R8 [1 d2 J. j3 G7 L/ U  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    9 e$ P; E" q' P; V2 C# G
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
& R4 l  `' t& y0 ~2 d4 r/ m, a0 J  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 b  l! c2 T) P. G  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   8 N7 d- s* [- x. H+ Y# E! D* \
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ i  u" e& D. _' B: n  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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