a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: t; e1 m8 F8 |$ S- H5 J( }! \  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( e. t. s' D! W# q3 B7 |  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 K2 ?8 `6 {+ ?9 o, q: v  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ Q2 d# n+ a: p2 I* D  bandages."                                                               
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* L5 {( }- F' x  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
0 i. y' [4 `* b6 B  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
' w; g0 C& [* x. O3 K  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
" F% m5 b9 U  A: T& e7 F  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 G! @1 d' i% S+ |) E+ O  plaster."                                                                 
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3 E5 p2 R) a8 i6 ?  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 p. h0 e4 C3 H  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
( V' K6 r5 j6 n7 `. w4 ?  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
9 C$ `" p" K& @! Q  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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