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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
" }) o& y' _/ S( i audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the ! V* Z6 Z% l% ^- T2 I0 C
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 j# ]1 K. b1 ]/ l& N5 j lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ! V: ^1 `; j+ C. E
little left to be of any use?" ) m: a L, X7 j# y/ k& f0 o" K' [
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
3 q' F3 a+ T+ M; y* O Q7 O the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
$ g7 {5 M7 L Q7 d' l! P bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 0 u* a6 U2 n \$ Z
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. # U; s; ^3 G P) m3 T6 d# d
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left ! Q \* S' F& T0 H* l
over after setting a cast on a patient?" - |& ]7 }2 y8 m+ Q
/ X }# u, U5 v6 U" f2 W) V1 l "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
/ H1 r3 v7 T1 H' n# }1 ?5 c3 u* A trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 3 @7 Y8 \" E2 x! L5 U2 k; ?3 A" T
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of & {! B3 Q+ s9 b% o+ e6 ?9 b5 m8 b
plaster." / Z" m" L- x8 S" m( x4 C6 A+ O9 m3 V
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 5 s. c5 ~; i/ r* v7 [6 s" ~
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the ; e0 T1 b, A' ~" l
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" X7 C( I1 @( Y; z2 F
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
+ s3 N) B2 T$ n$ i the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a # N2 |! ?! ?0 {* F, T! Y$ J' U% l m
year they send us a complete dick." |
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