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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
% V" y  s6 W/ F( X$ g+ z  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
% X$ C5 {. E, s  ^9 M7 j7 A, Y! g  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, O- d* U! Q; U  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( K2 a: h7 |6 `; D3 |  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    + v: ~8 h" M* X# Q
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
! W% G0 e  S& O# M  bandages."                                                               
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: d& y/ R+ {/ {7 _  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         * G1 C' E" Q9 U; q( X; c( N3 J
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- N! W  M8 @) F& l0 X  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  % j7 k7 q$ E, o1 k
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  2 D3 n" n! r, `9 h% U+ ~
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( R! g7 a* E9 w) k  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   - P2 k0 S: G) P0 {1 [& b0 w
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   & A  z! e, [& {; K5 U
  plaster."                                                                 
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; O" [" g: [0 X+ P1 S) p  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ x( o3 K/ O% T- G* n  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     $ c( X& }& q( P  f* v# D
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . L" T: ?- a2 z) s* Z
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   9 b" E' K, V# {8 V$ c
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! _* M: P3 x3 G# y  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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