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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
) K+ E, Y8 O8 |% z2 a5 R  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ S0 I  Y0 v/ t  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a" B" U0 _9 S* b2 B( \6 L+ v: H
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 {) L. ?; e0 j: p  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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) B  \/ l! M3 Y4 G% m2 @6 f  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    # n$ C* W0 I' q" s
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' U/ ]; r- A' m& ~; Z% T  bandages."                                                                : S* l1 R0 Z; X# t. |- r  _
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         0 L& F' W1 e  y$ E! `" E
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; _$ R- o2 M1 `" j  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  # y1 [- L0 I- c: d% P; D8 K
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  2 B  i3 {6 z: R5 G$ Y! N! p- d& c
                                                                           
  f. t( `2 O! ~+ h5 h; k  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* a! r4 c+ _. i) x  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   4 j/ L+ g. X- z* I" F
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   9 n) x& A  Y! T9 Y6 N) C
  plaster."                                                                 5 \* ]% ^8 \7 Z! l+ l5 H  G
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    % Q; R  I& G' t# ^/ r4 d
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     1 `6 u9 i7 R7 M( x2 g4 [9 w
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
9 d9 j0 E, M' z/ X5 [/ G4 X9 {  o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / o& O$ S- i/ z) A. U7 u& o1 I
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    # V- P# }& _- s/ y( o# a
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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