a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" f$ ~$ W" \! H" {  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
0 y  `; U% {; q& D) `: X  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 ~) \5 k9 Y/ P! D( y4 |* k2 Q  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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4 M! c+ s; P) C: P  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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! t5 A+ `9 [, ?8 E& \  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
1 Z/ {. J$ ?- x, d3 p; }  k/ ~9 `  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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0 m4 D* n& }" C6 U# v+ T8 I  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ l5 W) H, h4 k, s5 m  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
; Y5 S# U* [9 m4 t( r" s) W  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
& r, R! v3 w, z' \2 F5 p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
( N. V9 }3 {! m$ h3 F  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
: |) r$ m6 V; K2 M- O  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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