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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ( F& m* D+ l/ _' p& F
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
5 ?8 d) [; f% z6 [7 r- I9 I books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a: c$ r6 ~8 m: }6 z! f- d/ A
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too . R2 L3 |: ]1 I
little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 9 F+ ~3 B x; `0 V
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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$ J& e. r9 R, H9 v "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual . y" x# C1 y) j$ R
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
8 T* ?, V% x4 S: Y I "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
) e* t. W/ F3 A8 P2 Q over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 3 Z. j" [4 N; K% G
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 8 z( S" p* ` y: C+ y9 Z9 Y2 V
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
5 |2 r* z$ {5 ~' ` plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
# ?6 a# e' S4 K- V the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the u5 l" v5 y; A0 o" ?+ w
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
6 j" l k$ q, u. Q. [9 J6 R. Z2 ], d "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all # x) z9 o" x6 J1 U, U) v, m
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
: K5 Q- ^) r2 z$ Z- u# k year they send us a complete dick." |
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