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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to . m5 A2 e* o1 f% H1 ~7 `4 t5 `" X+ ]
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 9 ?: c4 [6 _; H! a) [
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 A/ P5 c1 i1 ?/ v! f2 F( Q, |& J1 U lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too , R* k( J8 _7 \
little left to be of any use?" 4 g* }# b$ i n% d9 a
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to H. }5 j; k9 \* L; C8 `! }
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ; t6 B, m. @8 W* c5 ?' I* V0 M B
bandages." ; s9 I7 ?6 \; O# n# D
H" D P+ c3 B: f* L0 S! |) P "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual * S. _& [2 {5 Z; @ C: X
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
) `# R; R5 n. t "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 8 C( g; ~; F/ @; o
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
; q; Q1 O0 p% o3 G trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
8 c. a; v1 }# ]6 M S9 \, _ the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
9 u, _9 ~' E9 w% J# k' { plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster : Y6 ]3 C% g* ^& W7 y' Q
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the * ~; p2 K8 z# i+ h
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
+ I* T! L$ Q; m6 k- O "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all $ z* ~* `+ ^3 T" S0 T- I V! @7 O
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 8 m, H1 k0 V& r
year they send us a complete dick." |
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