a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& L. Y- H5 L" s2 ~) n1 ~  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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' ~6 r" ?1 S) p  ]7 l  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
4 v0 n8 w, e8 @2 t% ]  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
/ S0 a; V+ H& `  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
( ^/ L0 p7 W, P) p  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 c9 s- e7 r/ h/ ^  h3 x) \  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
) I  a# J6 Q: K) G  v- @  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
3 m. `4 `$ J* I: p# A  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' j( \2 ?6 Y% \- `& k" `( [/ {  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
0 u" e$ o: s' ]8 J8 x: T  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
" s6 F# J% Z$ x  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 p  k) b1 n, _! o1 ~/ T  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
( R6 D* F' y" B. X4 V+ l1 w/ l  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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