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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ' ], l% {! q/ C) B( f2 @
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
3 R; b, \  j0 _% w! \$ C  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 I& ]+ c$ w! o) u% ?  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( T4 o  u/ Y  j6 c  little left to be of any use?"                                            # j6 R& B5 x2 |* Z
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" [8 _0 W1 K. Y( z0 n  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    / z2 K) x8 q* ]8 X' C9 ^) e* h
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
& S6 l+ F- ~* w0 t  l0 G5 A& N  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ w; l2 f" [" g( j  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  4 z1 \  ]. ?! a4 j; |
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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/ E) z  K% J$ J  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , D: q8 Y+ m: C; ]/ p% a. ~
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ' O* q% M9 H; E7 [8 v
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   5 [! b5 O) C3 [$ B+ H
  plaster."                                                                 ' H. p# ^6 B, X% j" M
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ' U3 X4 H5 c" K. i
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     % }7 n3 `# o& B3 i% T. Q
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. f; Y) g% c4 A  i/ W; O  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   5 @+ N8 l' Z+ o: n; R+ t$ W
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
6 i! H7 A5 r1 u  ]  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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