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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! R4 Y3 ~( A7 U* T7 f  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& p( X4 @- n) a2 f& l3 M  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
; y, V4 c2 ~; v' ?  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 a% L: M' q; ~+ t, E9 b
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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4 T  B) [1 k% o; G# X) `  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    9 |: r8 ?7 P; g. e/ H* D
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. e* T+ ~; Z1 x/ K6 F+ G  bandages."                                                               
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7 U! V% g) t% \2 ~; n5 j* i' C  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         3 @7 j' h2 D; L7 N
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 s: r; \! ]! n. Q4 ^/ w: a& z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
' f7 J, ~+ u3 D8 ]8 C  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  , a5 C- f' q$ Y. e  F1 ?( [
                                                                           
1 {' r5 \0 Q6 `% x4 g" c$ Z  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
0 r2 o) A6 f. v8 f; O: R' J' P% @2 [  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ o! y# _) ^! [, G7 I; c( k4 S  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   9 m# p# m  D0 W4 k# M' F* i* g! Y
  plaster."                                                                 2 W3 |4 q6 w$ r
                                                                           
" D2 S# v, m' k: x+ S& M  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
/ R9 `& O0 L) s; ?) A7 c. |  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     4 C( B# T4 F' L" V* G
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 F, @: |* b' I/ w( [! e  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ' Q: A  z- K; `+ L
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    9 c; ^. L% @+ g
  year they send us a complete dick."
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鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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