a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 C$ |; f7 d  V' j7 k- A  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) p: E& _1 v4 f4 U. l: O  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
0 F$ t  a- ?+ E1 Z) q, M  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
) d0 y* m% t9 x/ [8 \6 W+ ]  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 |. I3 k0 e) e+ R9 q  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 W3 ?( \1 j; p7 d  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- e8 V+ l1 r% P% \  ^: j$ p) d  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
" Q( i+ x( U% P& @$ `! O                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ \, a3 C3 D+ h* v$ A& O  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( G# Q6 _! ~" N4 v' h% c  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
5 Y) }* p5 y6 M6 |- Q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
9 y4 f( b+ T6 J2 l# p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" z6 g) F( C. J6 o; f  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 V* q, N8 L" m2 z4 I  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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