a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
. z8 o+ C) g8 R8 e" c6 \  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# S2 B, Y# d) X# D& ^( _9 Q3 i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 C5 m" w: T1 C) ~1 D  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
: Z( P' O7 R( I3 g2 \  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
" X9 W. q" W  W  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 s9 O7 c2 h8 j9 {* B0 {! ^  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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: J4 ?3 }4 U' {5 N: G# A  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
/ Y0 \; V8 z5 t) `( q+ }+ E  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
3 I2 W2 ]) |, \" ?  Q% N& N% u  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
9 D9 N; f3 A) b0 ~1 V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
! l: |3 [" A9 N/ O7 a  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
* j. M% ~1 h" N/ L  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
6 J* l. R$ K* i( M; h" G  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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