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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 z3 E7 q6 t3 L5 p" ?  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' }- |- p. t: s* P. }2 s  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- }5 E7 K# X+ o: n6 ~$ `  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 v  S( f1 h& Q7 o, I
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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! S1 S3 `1 k& `9 D. I! P7 K  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ; X  X) ]1 K( t9 S2 \3 J
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    : H2 K# z0 Q7 L8 u6 w% K
  bandages."                                                                & i$ z) g! s- Y" c
                                                                           
0 H% n! u  `) r3 `  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
+ B+ d; X. _1 ?# U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; x  P. y- O8 I  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  # u1 c7 X0 _: W. y1 d8 W, |% }
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  # o6 w/ J$ }0 u* ~/ M3 ]
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    2 m/ D' h4 L2 X2 S8 Z0 k# A2 V
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ) L' ~2 m' |( @+ c6 p* g- I+ }
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   8 z6 k3 r( u* G+ }1 z+ V+ Z
  plaster."                                                                 
& E, E. |# R% L$ e. M  {, }                                                                           
" |/ T0 O- L( a! {: J( W1 u2 L  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    % l/ h2 d8 T) p+ w- l8 l4 H5 j
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     - L) w) d. x: J* y9 z5 |
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 }4 M) n( l* x  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
! e/ b1 L, \9 A# X  K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ C: H/ ?8 l( b2 r+ R/ {  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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