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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to # |4 c0 @% w5 `% s
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 4 l9 V# a6 l9 h1 |# H( ~
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
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- X4 A8 d5 F. x; f9 D* A little left to be of any use?"
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+ t% h5 h" ~- \3 P5 ] "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 3 Y8 m$ C" V# ^, ^9 [; u
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of $ V% F# b& S/ Q8 A& z) Q8 S
bandages."
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6 n1 P7 v; B0 |( C+ w5 T* T "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual ; A; x4 b6 k4 P5 M
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
! _+ x/ h2 D4 E/ K! X: P "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
5 C- M! J* n' J# { [$ E over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
2 g7 @9 l8 ]7 \ trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
. e w* [0 R; a! V the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of / V9 N( V4 }: q& a; V& `
plaster." `4 i% r, U+ f! D
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
9 R! F/ a4 k3 A the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
6 J7 x: s6 z K/ @9 [3 I. x leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 6 U# _) V1 _; g4 M9 g; h$ V
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all % B* f$ ?7 X$ W8 y: K" }
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a - _6 j; I* n2 [6 b
year they send us a complete dick." |
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