a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
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& W8 ]/ [+ M3 q" @- z  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
2 Q5 v- @5 n( K8 r; o# C, {  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 ^: ]3 n! y: N" p) Y  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ z8 Y1 K2 ?7 h, P" b  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 h% S# Z# O9 B  D7 l  bandages."                                                               
, y( S4 ]" H3 W" ?                                                                           
  P4 n# m3 D: A9 U, s  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
8 a& A  h/ a3 g4 u1 _  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
/ B( {# {! C% S8 [7 j* o1 {  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
. |* S+ j+ I" k5 y! G2 [0 J& J  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
& C6 P2 }" Q6 u& }( ~9 \  e  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' x; ~  Q  W' B2 F  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 ?4 Q, E- \" H% p! |5 W  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 [/ ~; A6 M$ g+ I% H# V+ r3 F; G  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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