a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
3 x' K9 `& G' A. Y; N7 m  v  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ @. l6 S7 [5 F8 N; Q  e  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" L# a( Y9 k4 m  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
2 B1 \) Q  f; L1 ?, X% ~  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; |0 S! ]- `  v* U  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
3 u$ U! u. Y% {  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( F* R: T$ w$ ?5 w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
/ k; e: m; f* }9 J, s  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
$ r) r9 R2 W. G* ~" p0 A# M1 d  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 [7 x* g2 J7 ?8 v; H8 m  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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