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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    7 u# u. Q/ {: S- E1 G; Y
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ( n6 @& w1 W! A7 P" p9 H
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a$ w! ?3 x' [( C3 M
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
, x4 t. V! A. N4 e  little left to be of any use?"                                            ! s. _  _( [( T7 q
                                                                           
; L  P6 A6 n) z& k/ D2 [/ G  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    4 N  F* B7 ^' X* A- K
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    3 X% A9 y% z4 G0 f: E4 S
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         9 X  m6 f: K# Y8 ^9 z0 N
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" _  q0 P' b% [  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  # }% I$ B6 E& `' @0 A
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  6 H4 a7 x& {: [2 p
                                                                           
/ h5 ^, C  W$ R* Q  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    5 Y2 }% H& \$ K( S
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
& w3 w; ?4 S' y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   # r8 e% f3 i. g, _
  plaster."                                                                 
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' D( X  t; R+ d1 G( P2 _7 {6 ?7 r5 _  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    9 J. p! Q. G7 e; P! ~+ p* h2 i% z$ f! C
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
6 v! B" E" }' {1 k  t: L! C  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
+ a7 T& }7 S* X8 `  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ v0 e5 r- p* S& A) z6 B! D7 T' j% a  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
. w) o% e! ?2 M: m. K8 E4 B' U  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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