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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
0 a, Q$ k$ r$ p! t+ b  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
5 i2 B' X* [2 c; S# Y" m  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# b. a1 Q" s$ k% m, O8 R  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 3 J7 t  h3 I, A7 z$ ^9 @. ?0 v; L
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    . l, {( m4 {2 ]9 L) U7 F, f
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
3 ^' d4 C$ E' \- q- s# F' L  bandages."                                                                + A) M3 k3 l0 o6 J: X
                                                                            # D9 P+ `4 F9 i0 _$ f
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
4 \' m! s% l. _  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 s/ k* I7 K  C: A2 E+ K: g* S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: m& f: r1 V; F, J+ }; H  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  5 x( F  p9 h4 _) x
                                                                           
$ [4 z. P7 H# X" _6 c  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
& H" H) i0 j- C* k+ S& g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   # e+ N6 C* z+ j: q* B# e! w1 b
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ! g! j! o8 r) Y
  plaster."                                                                 
$ z, e% [) K. B, v" X  S2 ?                                                                            5 j1 `! Y2 m3 R9 N$ c
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' w3 ~! _5 s2 Q; o  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
5 D( H$ [- V+ b8 F4 l' j  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   & W' a# E6 V6 l6 d8 j
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
% T" C2 Y6 D1 c$ \" F  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ( V1 X) ~9 w- r" m4 [
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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