a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 Z9 B" d, c5 t" p5 I* t; u8 g  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 w% ~, t% J8 h/ H3 R  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  W$ v8 b6 X, T# |, ?4 {5 x$ A: r  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& l' ?( u$ O. r+ ?  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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7 m" |3 ?, m% y  u( h5 p9 o3 L  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 E, D+ z/ y5 B0 `. Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 K& [- ]8 o! u5 n5 x4 k% O, A' h6 O  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
3 `4 e$ K6 n& _: E  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 u: J8 K% B7 I2 J" \# T  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* p- j+ G( `  b' ]  V8 u! o  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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