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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    & |% v5 c- G( m9 H) y
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   * V1 v  P4 G* o, H+ g
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& f- M; _6 G( |" q9 b  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 3 A7 l, \& h( ~
  little left to be of any use?"                                            * B/ H$ F# A" r
                                                                           
8 ?+ q: g& s' J2 q, f  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 I, Q( Q3 ~2 f  X1 r7 |/ a  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    3 m8 s& h2 A, I9 t3 T
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
' g: R# u$ _( D$ ^3 X  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
5 n+ w( L  f0 _3 v4 [3 d4 W  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  . S" j! ?4 U4 l) q& W; o& \+ S
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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' ]2 x6 e- |; i; e& |* e: b  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    " V$ C2 {, N" m. V6 ?' X; i' A
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 D9 G; h' D, c( @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   - R* s7 [0 E$ T$ l9 @$ `7 |
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    4 r) c$ _4 c0 s  N
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ Z3 G# {* v5 g; y* B: s  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   / n+ n- S! c) @5 b8 {5 E
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ( I5 E8 b! X+ _6 O; w# l2 u$ U
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    $ j; P# b0 D4 L; `9 i2 u. K
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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