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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 5 k/ k, a: j) t* p
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
: h: T4 [, f5 ]+ c+ U books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) O" ^( _* I/ S& } lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
N0 B$ U" Z" u C! K) p3 Q, c little left to be of any use?"
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: U0 c( V' C# r7 f) S/ \1 P9 ` "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to % O! \$ o& a4 E3 [8 s4 t) \
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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) D8 K% k, j+ k, B "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual ( ^1 A/ i: \2 |( z
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
6 ?/ U0 V+ Z! E* C" B! U6 h "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
& e" r! I0 K& t3 w( j over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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7 C& x Z5 r5 b& d& M) t5 M "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
7 J: w. b( {3 o) I trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ; H6 D3 t6 ^1 D
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
+ ^8 u' B9 l- b0 H6 X. u5 J plaster."
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. K6 }0 s8 M7 H "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster * m! P" T' P; l6 G9 x
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
$ P, J! F' T" t4 I) a6 r9 x leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
7 q# H% K4 E' { "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all $ n+ G9 n5 r& P. @( H
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
3 E4 o- Z! a( q year they send us a complete dick." |
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