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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    3 F7 L! K9 ]: o+ q3 l
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ! ^0 M. u- a# G! f& t: D4 u  B/ X
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- i! V( ]' G; R
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
* t. T* [4 ^0 C8 Q2 W3 P  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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4 P' |  N, Y( @4 K  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    5 h6 L5 T7 a# s5 n; S0 w% m
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    2 t; X3 ~% W6 t. r9 o, G
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         1 q0 ~2 O2 `% U  O1 N( u/ r
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 ]$ U/ j' }7 y! p; g/ Y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  5 V8 _' i9 Z& H
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  K) f5 q8 n' l, y; f. J  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 X& S3 w  Z% T! X
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   / c, ]6 G' n: n% m
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( k2 s3 _1 K" A: K/ W; ?  plaster."                                                                   A) g$ t1 ^$ q" }
                                                                           
. F! v; @9 L9 w  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ) U. {6 T( I4 v! m5 Z8 I( {
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  [; S) }6 t0 E! }  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ; q7 t  y3 ~8 e
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, ?4 }! r( ^  }0 e! F) P6 k  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    0 a' K4 Y  o; R( w
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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