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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    2 f  j  [* W6 v8 S- |9 U/ |, P* c
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* G  S& n/ Z- l6 \' `* U  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a5 `4 C& R) r0 d1 Y
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 p2 l" g* f8 j, a' I& ^# j. Z  little left to be of any use?"                                            9 k8 R2 g# E9 h( [: W& U
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% H0 f. K; q/ n  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    + O5 V9 f) k$ k; m- {' w
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 q4 d* b8 z9 N6 v, j3 _  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    " F% W' v& Z& H" f- o
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  # w) [1 D; N3 I- x! A1 F1 l- p* P
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  + v1 S: N6 G. T1 |) D
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 p% E& r6 {, E0 @# h# L  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   5 X, T. \7 ~. O3 d4 |! s3 _
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   + p7 L0 N7 K% T$ M" p6 _
  plaster."                                                                 
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- G, L, A# [! O1 l9 w) \. c  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    " g1 S5 J3 {# B4 [" m
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     * h8 l- t, l  [1 k# z
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: N0 x7 f$ o) ?2 |% x( e  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   $ p, K0 z5 \2 R* s. p# W
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  M+ l6 M0 K9 V. ]% ~5 Z) @" l  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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