a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- {' b1 X; e* |  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: J7 G& ~3 P6 g# N# D  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ d$ }" _/ J0 C4 v0 r8 m  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 x" h1 a) L% ]  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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& C9 n+ B8 ~9 w! V0 z  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( W0 N, x! a# \( x  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
8 h0 F- |9 \: H1 V  m2 I; C  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
* K" u7 r& k1 I& U  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 o0 O8 i$ d& A" C" Z! H  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. \6 c% r* E( z" _4 q9 s  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& D" O0 I+ Y/ t  F( ^  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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