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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 9 \+ B, ]0 m' M2 X/ r, g
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
, ^6 l% F1 ^1 u c, K books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a0 m1 z0 U0 o5 `9 B+ q2 N' J# G
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( t7 e# ?# U3 J' W" p: Q8 H little left to be of any use?" 8 F" W+ \+ h7 l% I* j& l
9 w- w/ C Z; H5 | "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 2 S: ]* z% `0 c: i( P W1 ]: h
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 4 ?7 L; s' F8 s
bandages." # S @' x* @- `2 ]0 o9 N
' C' m( N3 o, w9 g/ Z9 l "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
" O: E2 ]% _. M$ g. P5 N0 Z# G question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
4 k( P, i/ z/ q3 I6 q" \8 p "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 2 ]5 T: l2 J* Y+ ]3 x0 }
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 5 b2 P/ x8 h3 Q, r7 ^3 L$ d
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
$ L; V- j+ A X% D% r2 U the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ) b! w6 c5 B- W1 V3 ?
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
6 b- T& e( l; ]* a e, m6 n4 m the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
) e/ T; a) J4 ~1 q) c leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" * U- R) v8 ~$ `6 W
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
, s: p* d$ Z: h! O$ I1 E the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
3 h# g) z. L" d! }6 D5 C1 c year they send us a complete dick." |
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