a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 z5 h) {1 l- R  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
' X$ m2 z. Q: H' ^  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
# t9 e) e/ L* y% }  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 x, e8 q0 X* r/ }1 s  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 Y2 @2 x' I7 Y- E9 B  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
( q% P7 J0 U# J# w% Q2 k4 [* i  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ ~. {4 D: E6 y, `2 H  d  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; a$ F7 b) |' B" O9 Z) G" Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
# H7 f) A' [+ Q- K* N. W  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ p+ g7 Q8 p' Y5 l. s$ B7 D9 K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
+ L7 O" P! @% ?! r* M1 f( [  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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