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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    / _! M, [! s! S. S
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& ^9 G+ X2 r7 O2 l0 w; @0 N4 Z  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a$ b  l3 e' l6 t
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 `* y0 T, n' p  P2 ~  little left to be of any use?"                                            ; R' t* }4 S  }* r
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    : k; p* l& G$ a5 k
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    / f  n* i- L, ~, x  Z, ]
  bandages."                                                               
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$ M' ?0 w0 ~' S) [  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ' \1 `1 ^( v% x$ s# V: {5 ^
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- r" F6 P) }  z! c1 a  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) G- D5 D& K8 S. L1 _* B) w$ f  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                    {& C) Y* d  {2 k; h+ U3 v
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    1 E/ w1 U  x% e# c1 Z* K
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   0 e! d: k( T, |+ `
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( C% t8 `- z5 b9 U. T  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    5 B; K, K  `% O
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     + E: n1 D- V' m* f" o; i
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . V/ y5 n& _& q  n( Q1 J* e
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   # \& t: }& v7 D7 D; U% k
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
% [8 K! i- O" c$ m/ |5 [  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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