a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
$ Q* H2 U$ {. ~* @; ?# x! y( f  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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1 E+ _8 y" r7 ]3 n  @  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. W) a, ^( h+ M2 _7 g- T$ r  bandages."                                                               
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5 @2 E# z, \8 @& n5 l; z  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; l9 @' y+ r8 b5 j; w; U" ~. P! D) b  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  |: v- O5 e3 H0 K+ ~( N1 M# a' c  g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
7 y9 Y* ]* O3 y. S" U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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+ Z1 i+ m; M# j  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. {; z3 F, \& G) z* i% q! X* b5 T  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
' D" I9 C/ v$ p) _3 B  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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