a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
1 |/ {6 v; G' L/ @4 m4 `  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
. V# Z+ P) R% m/ w$ r  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
7 k! Y  {7 t; ?! R- [  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
* l* V/ M0 v) R: R- Z' O: I! N8 E3 O  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 h9 t, ?$ F0 J# s- R8 K  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
7 h( t9 ~' u& F; ^) {6 ]                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 D. J8 p; ~+ t7 k" f7 E* T( q! W  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
8 U6 o, K" i( T' Z7 N  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
+ ?1 b- i' U% t; o. n9 m  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. x8 j5 R1 |. F+ I* G4 c- b  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" c/ Y6 u3 ~) H4 f: M3 e8 K  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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