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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    7 a* _7 R& W7 E$ R4 L2 {+ g! Z- e
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   & A( ~* g5 M& e
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a% l+ ?/ r  z( ^8 J( v# e  ~
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. e$ i% J# U  j  little left to be of any use?"                                            / w3 t4 I6 \$ O$ u/ i( @1 P
                                                                           
$ b4 d+ b3 o- ]9 j5 a  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ; w1 h6 o! N* b& V0 a
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
0 ^3 E" E) R0 I/ Y  bandages."                                                                2 u, b& C& d; _
                                                                           
: y) l( O% w+ A1 e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
- t$ C/ D" r9 b" W8 l  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    7 U& D8 D( _$ m0 P' B8 G
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
2 y7 @2 I6 v# G% ^7 z' I( S5 D  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
$ \8 ]& R6 Y" g                                                                            $ `* Y+ [( Y* v5 T# {) ^4 n
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    & I8 r* N5 ^/ B. [6 S
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   & T4 N" d; X# y2 G
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   . K2 X4 B" i7 M4 m
  plaster."                                                                 - \' }: z9 w; x, \- Q
                                                                            : Z9 N- s3 O# I4 A
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 Z1 [& `1 Y% D& E4 A
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     8 d- B; @; L% m# S
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   5 s0 g+ O' m8 k: E0 Y- k. B* ]
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   . g. \& M' j8 W) R( O0 q
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    2 E( R$ k0 x& d. O
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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