a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
4 v2 G. w& {8 P# Y$ g5 }$ Y3 G0 _2 M  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ }" v  D% O+ ?1 |  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) \2 k0 W; A3 M) m* I6 }* g) c; S$ c  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
5 j2 v* [4 u% M7 O9 z. `1 M  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
1 R7 l) n9 `2 `! @7 a+ p; l  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  M$ k: h& R  U2 z  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
$ J8 K/ }$ J) C- G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
7 s+ A  c. {; M" Z/ B                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( j3 Z2 j/ E2 Y" V: [: G3 p" k% s+ r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
3 S* l* j7 [  Z: j  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
+ q4 X" q; S) Z. p% F# I  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" N' l) T1 k- j8 o' |7 D% i  `" C  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  X' n! v4 g/ \$ M  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
( y: G- f& N+ h- H+ s7 B# `  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
5 u- A$ H& R: n9 O; G% U! a  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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