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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ! H1 c  j. o) }4 y
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   3 }  [- O, b5 k6 Q
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a* W; t0 ]) T* y5 x
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 5 ~& m/ [8 c- A7 V6 A8 {
  little left to be of any use?"                                            " b: a$ ^( i* v3 ?- K4 G
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
2 _0 W/ ]3 y  \: l5 `7 Z  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ p. _: W! i" F  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         - c' ~- l0 T9 S' x& X7 x
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: q4 r; a4 G' O( ^9 U3 k  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  3 d0 V2 I* ?8 U
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , Y0 b) t% D8 Z1 L( f  X( p
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. E  W- S0 K: g4 ]3 b  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   & X5 }4 A' x3 G' ]+ C
  plaster."                                                                 
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6 U" |6 \  M1 ?0 c% L3 X9 o! X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
; R+ q) z( S; k* d  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
0 p5 k% P( u8 j+ J. f  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   & g  L+ F+ r* q$ z. G" P
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   1 U: y) A% {( y' b  W" w* t" O
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    $ h# A" C' n1 U$ R+ _1 [( V5 m- k/ T
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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