a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 @+ r$ D- v6 E- ~- O+ f  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  U4 {* \5 @7 E! {* |" f  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
' D9 |  p* C# o+ F  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
! O+ x; Y% o2 f4 n& r. C; p7 v! \7 S  bandages."                                                               
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$ p" i4 k" i8 m) c  R1 d/ \+ O  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) q4 A' q7 k7 Z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  `+ S+ y+ }& J1 M( U  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' T1 p+ f! ^7 R8 A; u  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
; t5 @7 b  g! p& k, l6 A  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
- Z7 L2 k  I6 z) m9 w/ h  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: C, {4 Q! m9 w( p) K& x& w; x/ V  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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