a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 A3 P+ m/ M$ I. r. s) ]* I" l  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ S' p( U3 D# D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
, v) F: g6 d, T' ]; U  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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2 z5 }, v: F; F% Z" \6 p  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
( f/ p8 a2 A, n) b  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
- K1 [1 x) B! W  B4 Z/ k# C  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
$ |6 ?5 @# n6 r- g5 {+ x  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 W. M. \) A! _1 i2 z# ?( }1 Q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
* b( j% \" X! L& r3 U. }  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 k+ ~1 a6 M) d; g0 k+ ]  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
% v2 t# `. A, ^! h5 d& _" s' ~  plaster."                                                                 
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, Q8 [7 g7 w% [; J; ]3 H6 F1 o0 b  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
& Z' N* c5 K5 `+ c  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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