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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to # o0 c7 o/ Q5 T, ~2 m K6 c5 v
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
2 q7 i- K" F6 Y books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# m% F5 [; e' [( [ lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ( n, Y5 M* g/ M0 O, O6 D
little left to be of any use?" 9 X; o% Z. m! Q. ?4 s% u
6 R" ~* c1 Z# r/ t$ J "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ! Z! z9 O& O% s) ~+ n
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of . z1 |; J( O% v2 H0 f, l
bandages." 9 f! a) h! w8 V" |
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual : ?+ M0 n$ j( y' p# b% p
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ' `! k# P) J! m
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 6 K( r) k; A, e$ j
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 1 _$ t& w8 ]5 h# g' s/ E
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
2 g% L) W. o+ m trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
' j: W. o. M- c" e! Y% i4 }! {7 _ the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
$ H6 z% q7 j% w" v4 {( O7 M plaster."
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/ \$ U* w/ \/ v* r "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
1 V$ X# K* p2 z1 _1 U the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
7 A$ ~5 o( A2 R3 o' z+ G leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" * ?5 m8 Y# H2 A
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 9 @( U& L$ _# R& [
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
7 f3 O3 l3 Q7 H# A9 w" o9 { year they send us a complete dick." |
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