a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 ?1 G5 j8 _! }- Z* n0 |  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* H7 e' t0 h! {& A  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
5 v* U, r" b" [; Q  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ `9 g; G# p# x( X- @+ O  O3 m  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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2 K; u4 Q5 a* P/ ?  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  Y: e, R; L4 \: a  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
2 ~4 u2 f0 @# h9 {; H  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
' P$ Y7 n! a# F% e: d9 x  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ u- z' q4 L* ?: _4 X. @, h  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" Q: \( [( A2 G  N. j1 b( c  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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