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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! ^; @3 D' J, `# U# |  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   * Q" Y: E7 k9 G$ N9 r0 p
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
/ Y: |! I2 w( m0 \: T  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
: y3 k; i% _" o0 \7 u  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ! S4 I3 u( V& ?& Z# ?: b$ f
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 x, ^4 i! ]' u0 T8 b* `4 w
  bandages."                                                               
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: [1 p" B9 t2 R& [$ o) `; y7 S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
$ C9 _) O! t0 M# G; H; F$ [  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; {  T6 _+ ?' T5 R6 W0 k* ~
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) Y9 `# S' {- b/ [4 j% R: B2 ^, @  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  , l; D5 Z/ K! i3 N+ C0 ?
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    3 [( \! K$ I8 L( L# |8 Q% A; m+ T: a$ J- }
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 R: Q) L( B. I. ~6 G
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   1 E4 C. C. Z, M& l* d- l
  plaster."                                                                 
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5 |! Z4 _$ M1 e4 |  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ( `0 ]% E, c2 t' q) \% F* \* k
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     # W5 Q# F2 X4 A" l* ~
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                     a2 J% R4 i$ Y* i3 ~. l
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ y- @9 _3 B, e  g& k7 h( `1 F8 d. o  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    9 _. f) y( J6 j
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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