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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
+ k3 v# g/ f/ G4 U audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 0 A4 \4 t! w* O2 ?) D
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a2 c- Z! ^+ Y0 \, m2 U7 |% \
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" Q# L: j* J& j# I q; ~) ]4 ] little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to % z, k" c* V5 }& ?2 M
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual x W" i# I" Z
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. : E: s! o2 B. L, a3 _, e; x+ ^7 C
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 6 m$ G( E0 m5 ~/ {2 h8 b' K
over after setting a cast on a patient?" ) J0 ^. r! u/ R5 W9 i
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
, s: J9 Z: d6 u3 g( }2 W: ~ trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 1 }- {' N4 O7 e% K& G- @6 G
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
y9 f4 H" { J- p7 q/ ` plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 4 f& q2 Q0 }0 s! Z
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
@( h9 n r& M leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
. c" D4 R6 |7 X6 Q( K1 P2 ] "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all * q3 V6 i" B7 X' I* \' h. O
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
- C, f. j4 S+ o' y- i' p1 t year they send us a complete dick." |
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