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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    & v& P# e, j8 w  \3 K( F( N
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
9 t& M( A6 F; g1 u% S2 v0 D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a. A4 E5 n2 W5 W1 \0 L4 ?/ N% f& m
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too % a: L+ {1 t' A) c* u
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ! P- L/ y. R$ I' c1 w) h
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ; c: @9 a) ]& x. L9 e5 L
  bandages."                                                                9 Z% |5 N; D$ c* I
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
4 Q) q2 c/ q+ O3 z  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. r" }" n8 T: M# b5 E  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 p+ L  q: n  ?  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    + U6 k: N: \& }" g
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
& `% |3 k4 X) b3 v  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   + J  ~' o9 Z8 O$ \) C6 d+ q
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
% `" {: C+ D5 }! g+ w5 `  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     & j, Q0 c, p& Z6 Y, c
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ) x2 S  y9 c- J" Z. U
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ E" N  d4 t0 ]7 u9 `0 d  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    * Y& }0 l' K! r+ l$ R# L
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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