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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
: p h p1 |; j audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
/ m/ M" B0 A% x b% s j books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- H7 E8 e" E3 q1 E$ R5 m lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
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* |4 g* C, U6 i5 P* V) [ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
p+ b; }9 [' q the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
' y% g+ g; D. \ question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 6 O+ G8 T8 `0 }
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left " H: g6 v1 T2 R, W- F' ?5 f
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to * ^% l+ x: H: j/ T& `. E% ~
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ( p" u8 ~0 b0 @* S) x
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
/ o4 Y/ W! g3 @6 G9 E& z3 i/ @: X( v plaster."
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0 M. u7 q9 N/ ?' ~* V- R* v "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ' D/ G/ T" m+ X! M6 Z6 ~( p$ m+ _! U: W
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
: v7 p! F# ]/ h( A0 d. K leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
) S- [% `& c: J7 a" n# u$ [" r2 J "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all : C8 z# l* \. R1 p j* r
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 4 j, Z1 O* @$ T7 p$ k% ~
year they send us a complete dick." |
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