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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
9 O2 P- V6 d; D audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
, G1 c3 F7 _1 @# T/ a- q& J& D3 P books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) {6 ]" w- F+ `( R lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 1 l( q' E8 K: r. v1 F9 o! P
little left to be of any use?" 6 B) H, W; N0 J# s
( C3 s# k9 v+ D: e+ E; w "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
4 }0 k0 G; Z: [0 q# c1 {! r( `# B! h the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
8 {# ]5 @& D# X0 H# f bandages." # v Y; A) r5 X ~( d
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
. s0 q4 v# T; ~8 }. c question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
) Y7 p0 T% ?0 R N "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left & G4 D9 s2 m' Y) {" ]
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
) N- C' p5 O6 b* `3 c trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ' G/ \3 \+ X. ], }
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
$ U. Y( s* }0 f3 l2 R; v9 ? plaster." 8 _5 H. d, G' n( ]# z: X6 m& }( B
c# }; k* H, K) ]( F, ^' [2 G "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
. E' h* b$ |$ q7 F3 p8 Z the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 0 R) z: d7 X, p# F3 e
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 1 l& c- R, w$ [. {& ?8 `
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
; @. U/ B5 _2 S3 q0 I; F; z the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
1 j( P+ D x3 q3 j: O- i, H4 D- @0 d year they send us a complete dick." |
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