a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* _, i6 @' q( x* x5 w5 U$ W) C3 D( }  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
+ Q2 X0 K# w, L8 L  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
2 A4 L5 n% M8 l2 A4 h4 _: M  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
9 R1 T7 ^* z' [9 e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! V/ L5 m0 w3 X0 @6 T' a# e  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 d9 O$ j* R- N  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ z( z4 v6 `- X+ ~1 J  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
- P0 X1 ]: N' O  plaster."                                                                 
; F+ b8 H( {4 Z( |, K8 h/ T% {1 ?                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: ~. d( @' v. A- a5 Y  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 M. x1 e  t4 {( V7 q' b9 T2 N  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( h% Q$ }! z# @+ S5 H, ?- K  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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