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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 Z: w, b1 R* U  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: t0 X" Y# {! N) D% v  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a# s' Q" r8 M$ N. x4 W. j
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% I  b# D( E5 V! X1 b' q9 z2 o: x( T  little left to be of any use?"                                            
5 }& f" e9 o+ U! v7 Z. c                                                                           
* l1 K$ O4 \2 t9 C  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: N& I/ s3 _' X: S" T* y  u  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
; N# @/ N* o$ K# w$ @( W+ O  bandages."                                                                % p$ |# Q8 w7 V8 a' ^1 i
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         2 G* r! T( k8 ?; `
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    7 A$ ?/ D% `; j8 x7 p! R
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  0 f) k0 D' M! F$ v9 M' t3 H$ h
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  " D% r  ^( y/ H1 o3 O  t1 z
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    3 Q5 i8 U3 x' ?0 m0 c
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  a9 g# h1 Q% W# y9 n  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ' R- T. p1 Z0 E' S6 i
  plaster."                                                                 5 ?7 \9 Q( G% @* C7 z2 g
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 e' O) l+ ]! o/ V! q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ( i9 S" P, \' E( i! z. ?
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
, [5 j' m' p# V/ G. C9 l1 {- W  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. O- }8 r, R0 w4 {7 r# Z* T  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    3 z8 b4 @& n- V8 ]& ]9 q7 `
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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