a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 A. ]9 K7 q$ ^8 o  F7 s  d- ]  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 N. S, ~3 `) N  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 ~0 h- V6 V8 Q2 w1 l: D  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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* q5 E8 L, f# o4 h# U5 E( F$ K% b6 P  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
2 i  p+ F+ p( k, l. y9 H1 T  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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, O, H; u8 Q3 T  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
7 G  C' k- Y+ N) C  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
8 ^) s/ A  C5 \  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( i# P4 [, D2 I/ R" d  X, ?  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 S! J6 _9 Y* Q8 ?  o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
; D& H* e& g. G9 P7 j  plaster."                                                                 
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# Q; D! {" w6 R' g2 n* D  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 {. L/ J4 J  c+ R8 A7 a: |  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 A# `6 K/ x0 A% z5 p  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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