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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
- w: ]$ o$ t. g; e" I" ^! A  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
& F8 d% |% H, v3 n3 }' D4 c3 ~% t  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
' o4 s& [  }% q! x$ H1 I  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too & L9 p/ h( C9 z% ~' {. P
  little left to be of any use?"                                            4 e+ \! i6 o6 a, [" p
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    % q1 K% s( U! _$ v9 n! o5 t
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 J2 |. }6 r* f7 r; K3 i/ z3 A3 |
  bandages."                                                                / ]! d) r5 b) c; [2 Z3 `
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         4 m- |; @# J3 n- ]
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    , J  z' Q8 o/ L1 z2 X5 k! s
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
* Q4 n6 o! p. L- N1 s$ T  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ( c6 o8 \; l, B! G7 N
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    + D, G4 d. c9 f2 M1 j
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
) l0 W& N8 A4 M* E/ u  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   9 L" b* \6 Z* X( |6 g
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
. t  Q+ K0 @" w7 [  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
4 ~: Y  y4 m2 N: `! N  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . d. P% R6 G- \% }$ n. D( M. o
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 U- U* m' I; _8 s9 ~& |- }; _  h  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ( a9 U% \+ j6 n5 H5 P
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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