a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, q- Y. d) X# V- D6 ?. g9 ~  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 B1 R: u6 J5 E. Z. R  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 z' x/ Y6 s- @' z% Z  {  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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9 K- {3 f; z8 ^# d) G  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- Q% v0 b8 t$ w6 s7 a, U  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  d! O6 v, z8 y% h8 h7 t  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
2 R: f; k" @2 X' [( A  @9 K8 A3 \  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
. N5 p) `9 i4 \; p% Q* t* U! i: |  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
/ |, O+ M& d0 \0 x9 ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 x" O3 W/ m! m  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  ~; n) c( P. n4 P  plaster."                                                                 
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& a( _( a1 g3 V+ p  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
# @) s: \2 j% c# `5 m8 [" n! c. g  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
9 o6 D- p( l( b5 w9 e- T5 F. o8 Y  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 Y8 G$ E6 f4 X- q+ G# o  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# d. h  x/ R9 y( f1 I2 @  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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