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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 v) ~. y* ~$ G: ^  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
0 A' ]" Y9 d/ `7 _  q7 J0 a  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a4 L- D! F7 G/ [0 `% X$ n
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too . m, D* P0 `5 j3 W- |
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ! j8 ^+ J( |  ?- m
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    0 S3 G1 C: W3 m0 Y0 s" Z
  bandages."                                                               
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0 Y: R: C# G) D6 K; ]4 R  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 P' K# U( u. T; e1 }; p* C0 ~: n  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- \0 B. `5 X& u( Y# G/ ]) [$ P  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  # `9 s( d! V& t0 X
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ; V3 g$ s/ e8 [: J; v% P' b2 a. _
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ; ]1 K$ ?2 U; T5 ]& g. J# X, }. a9 n
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 p9 g4 g; ^- {# l/ {/ x& F  plaster."                                                                 3 }8 Z4 ?! w6 D: v5 n
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
# Q2 T! k8 F0 x* Q$ B  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' t* G, P" t! Y0 @8 x, |  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 T! A6 A4 v) Y' D0 s; X  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: K9 Y- U, M+ h  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" T8 P" ~- O$ V7 B  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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