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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
/ Q2 T2 J; c. V% h! v4 E  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, }( p% M# q1 [- v- n, f/ A8 _  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: P( [3 M2 x, P0 ~  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 i, A9 [# K# q- Q  k
  little left to be of any use?"                                            1 m$ I' C6 J4 s' b
                                                                           
' N7 Q* o0 I: g/ B6 ~. X  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  Y- p4 F  R' N  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ( T; G0 ?9 P* `
  bandages."                                                               
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+ f! N8 N6 S  `: H# g  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
2 G# I0 G$ ?" @+ ^# G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: v5 `# ]* Z! l( X  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
3 M' a2 K* ~0 k" L  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 Z$ h8 R3 X4 l- B& c: O& ~& y0 O  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# l3 ?4 [% D  Q9 G  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   . ~9 E1 Y& n+ h
  plaster."                                                                 0 ?5 G' U' [$ t1 [2 s
                                                                           
: x5 f" t& }2 G# a' o; n  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 R* Y2 p7 O, {4 A
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ( `7 t" F4 v$ t
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% Z; P- e* [4 Z8 h  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ; `3 F6 g; C, R) b( R% [* Q+ ^" g' n! S1 g
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    , f6 j  P; s+ n6 i/ w  a! [
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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