a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! z) @% |6 w1 s+ d& N  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 d& Y' X% Q4 p9 Y  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
) r7 g. R0 v/ Q* t# C  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
( p" T$ P2 M, M9 ?- Q3 M  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( O9 E: J: G5 j) w/ L% I  @9 ^. y, H) j7 G  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
1 A9 j$ N* ?! }% d/ s$ i; X  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
1 _0 u2 V, U, b0 E1 r* c/ \7 e  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' }- k  i" ^! O4 f1 U7 B) m  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 x6 d% @$ x3 F5 Q7 n( O  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
3 d' ~: z5 q' q+ C  O! E6 |  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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