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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  U/ n; R& i" S! x  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   # S' A) o* N  U$ a- ]( i
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a( b6 O" v" A, h; U* \5 d
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too + i7 `  Q6 q/ i+ _* r: @8 R8 \
  little left to be of any use?"                                            0 f8 z4 m( {8 i1 `' a2 C
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 f+ t2 y( `2 b' b- `8 n- t  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ) S( c- F8 k6 z, @% I1 R* h; Q6 Y
  bandages."                                                                : T  g+ Z' H& Y$ L/ r9 h5 G
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) t4 e6 b1 a& x* x- V  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    2 {$ }! V2 n0 y' _7 f
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( y4 k( {. b1 ~, y+ ~: s) {  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    8 G) ^1 E( d; B# }4 @
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   0 E# w8 q5 z2 q$ y% R
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of     R' v9 H3 x: _$ u( ]8 i
  plaster."                                                                 " ]4 d# Y% G9 _4 N6 D/ v
                                                                           
$ ~! u: o; R8 R  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
9 ~, M+ \) {' E# q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
3 _5 P1 n& Z/ n. q) c  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   5 r2 i3 a9 @, E, }' Z
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ Y# k) V: a5 a; x$ C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 s$ \7 F: O& A) w1 T  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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