a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: h! V) w5 {; V2 W9 ]9 {  p  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ x; @$ V% H9 V% e6 F+ R' }; ]  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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- ]. G( h8 m7 t5 a  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
) L; E0 V) p7 s- f* Q7 S  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
! S- Y) D( A9 D" a. a# E  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: D5 n7 U) u. e+ b" ~: g8 Y3 {; w: r  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. c- }# B) T% e) ?7 l! a  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
0 x! N4 Z& `) I" k  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
) r0 e8 \& R0 I* r1 f3 N  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 M# h: U& {' }7 q- ^  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ e1 y/ V! Q  c6 U( v  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 ^/ h$ U9 o  D  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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