a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
) }$ t% h+ o! h  Q8 _  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  F& v5 e) L$ ^# C  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
" E' I1 L" r; ^* K  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  X( m9 `/ `/ @6 g  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 P  T2 C* G# b: g. w3 c6 D  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
) f, C+ U1 n  S% x- `3 Y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
4 Q. q: P' y! L! g' k& P: L                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: J# _; @; s9 c3 N8 m3 |  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
# @) `) }% q* r) E6 j, b4 K( ~  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
% A7 V) }" S, a+ e  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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