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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
7 K$ k; g! n9 k/ {* Y9 J; u( e) u  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ; o, I2 J: Q( k# d8 X& R1 K  V" Y
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a) X+ i3 ^$ ~' H. j( P, g
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
9 ], w  P& g% P4 d- i, E, T+ U  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    9 V* |" X& }8 W
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
7 `, h% D+ k* e* y" j  bandages."                                                                1 c) k3 G1 \7 m  r* x* F3 b1 g
                                                                           
" f" a! V5 H5 ~  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
1 X- ?7 [. |6 p, W# ^: v* A7 d9 n9 G8 ~  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
6 V- v% v$ E* u8 U& z! N0 P( @( R  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
- _1 H4 V# K% M2 [% ]# H  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , Z0 ?5 Y/ ~( D; L% _4 i/ g7 w
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
& B3 y8 a- O/ |- o2 m; z  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ! |. n- L! s5 d5 ?; C9 S$ ^
  plaster."                                                                 7 I0 B8 a7 U( a
                                                                            $ ?  K7 C* i+ {9 V: a
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    8 s: s- H7 h/ T1 q! b/ t; m0 ~! S
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) }' f* J5 s9 ^7 Z; ]  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   8 `' O; M/ \" a6 ?3 E0 B2 ]5 k) B
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
; O8 A# A& w! L8 F6 a" b% R  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ) v. T$ u4 A9 G) J# F+ O
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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