a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
1 X9 X% Q+ z6 D6 o7 n  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
8 p5 g& \1 Q: e& P5 e7 n  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 M3 d6 b8 M" B2 j  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
* A" s4 c2 T1 N9 I, R: C  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* }) n8 l) p$ @( g3 |/ u  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
5 {: y8 ^: Q4 R2 Y                                                                           
; b. @+ C8 G/ g- b& c6 `+ p/ S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% D, z. u3 ^0 c' j" h  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
: s7 X, i8 c6 x8 u9 p  e  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
9 x; z4 H  W8 h6 t' Q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
" }+ [2 C' m: b7 K  plaster."                                                                 
1 F$ N4 a1 X4 }2 `0 ?                                                                           
! w: {0 ?- J* w4 s+ h  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' y; l7 @$ X$ N# g5 s0 N  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 M  b1 [* `! n/ T  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
% c' `7 u7 V! z6 ^% L9 c" K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 _! }7 L: v% ~" F7 v4 n  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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