a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
6 z/ G4 q; Y6 @8 m( O1 `  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* {1 v3 W) a) ~5 \9 o' a" j. b& K! b  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* T# q( X- D. m: f! B& ?: ^  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 e* w: y& M* J; f/ L# V6 b  little left to be of any use?"                                            
8 Z' z$ ?$ _2 t- q# ~$ J                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 p9 `/ C" ]; x) e# g+ e  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
9 {! B! L/ A6 t+ p1 X, ?                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
0 `$ P3 ]% Z# C3 B# l. y1 l0 v9 T  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: Q' H* s' Z* a/ t  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
! t) G1 z# Z4 s2 x- F5 _0 C  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ Q% N% s6 U( ~% i+ N+ `+ g7 `  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
. U& J6 q* K. d! _1 S  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
% ]: F& _" D+ c0 g  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. [5 M$ s! t$ C) l& w$ N  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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