a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
8 _6 F  Y* J5 L3 @  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 ^( }/ k. d7 o$ k, O& n& G  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
, A, M- m# o- |* Y  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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% h/ j* B4 z) |$ k0 C  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: K  J" c  {" `) w( q8 U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 G" g0 O* _/ {5 g( x  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ D* z) q2 [- _) P4 N- U% J  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  O& Q1 ?/ `) U# Q7 L) }. ~. b  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, q9 _2 @. A! J* V/ A  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
* N) h" _9 S- t" E0 W2 F  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
5 d8 m- w( M& \: I- I/ _9 W& w  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" Q. m2 g8 Q6 O1 l0 n  j  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 v4 }: X. {& R2 A' V  I  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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