a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
' @" |6 B0 c1 A4 U5 b  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: N" j4 ]2 S$ T2 ~  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
$ I. n9 _, r8 e/ k8 i  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" m$ X- [8 j2 U, L3 l0 ?9 q6 r# e+ ~  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. ?) x) p# T% v5 [; R: p  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! Y* G. T1 K. Y6 W% x; \: N  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 k! n. {( b/ a8 _% \  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
+ O0 X! c: e5 S" H9 ~% E  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- t; f3 _# @8 V  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 ~- L6 ~8 S' S1 |  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
! z! u( s* z" T3 t' u' q- y  C4 T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 Z; ~0 `# F1 |  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& K7 F2 }6 N- s) q  G  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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