a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* M4 ~& ]$ d5 l, t$ E( i  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- M% }) W+ t. F6 y' v. Z) R  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ I' n' T& P) j5 y& `  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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% ^: B6 t) @, D$ D0 U$ f; ^  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' g1 ^2 Z4 q$ u% g5 m/ s- {  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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, s2 T5 z5 X/ W% E  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
3 w0 M8 `6 p+ @1 w1 \4 ]1 f3 R  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 v* d" a3 C( x) _  h1 X  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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