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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    2 f9 J' Z" [0 R# X; a2 W
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   4 h8 l4 B4 M' F& L
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a7 M. H8 W6 _% ^1 K+ Z' H
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ [. d; N- l, e8 j  little left to be of any use?"                                            4 L' ~1 D* @- N- T. u" G% x$ L9 t9 ?* }) ]
                                                                           
) h( ?7 ?9 L; B; T  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 R3 @! b4 Q+ K* u! l9 a8 D" G  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
3 F) N5 a9 p5 C/ l( {$ |  bandages."                                                               
* Y$ a+ ^- O, v' ]. _                                                                            / \. ?" ?+ ]6 W$ O2 p/ M
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
( j- B! S7 E' v% N  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* S( ]2 a  E' _% L( ]& V  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  . T, L% M# A, h* p( n- F
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ K& [/ Z% X/ C" o8 ?
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ! w8 N+ s- R; V0 q( o" A
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
7 u9 }# O$ E  D, X& M& r  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   / @% o" u4 M4 }9 J( l( D
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    5 C1 R4 l$ c& V- T/ Q  l0 I8 G
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     4 a* j  x1 T, t1 _. h! v: N) x; d
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: E6 v, b& x' o0 s  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   7 M) p$ m0 x) Y+ J8 o0 _
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    9 C0 Q8 J5 f6 n( X6 v/ {
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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