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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ' J0 [; E( ?% U6 u1 a
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   9 X+ w8 d5 y# p" V8 w
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 C7 D7 i8 {4 {1 d  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too $ v! i" i" j$ l( W+ }, ?0 o
  little left to be of any use?"                                            3 w) J) \& X2 z2 _/ U
                                                                           
( {( E$ M' Z. Y; _' ?  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    7 f7 W5 [2 o: K; d, _" I
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ s  q* T+ N6 b4 v3 K  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         - s1 I0 x& s! i/ |' K$ \2 v
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! M6 U, r- _: ~" Y+ x: T  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& |& V8 H! ^6 x/ [' z6 x/ D" I6 a  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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2 L) r1 `8 G6 P, F4 x" s- R* w$ s  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! O5 W" m4 C: y3 H1 q8 W  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   * ]. O7 j, q% t9 s3 C5 @0 O7 b% I
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   # q# `  V, Y/ I2 w
  plaster."                                                                 8 k7 d- d1 r( s
                                                                            * t. Y: S! W" I. }1 B) a! ~
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ' i/ G! j9 s# p; |6 X+ I, f' t
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
( e8 _  X0 C$ y+ K  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* R) I% `: Z8 S2 w! \" B! Y0 F  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   $ s5 e, q  G2 b/ G8 B7 [5 D
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    3 Y7 O9 _; x+ ^4 W( \# g
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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