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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ) L8 z  Q. f; I% o# d: Q. _
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
$ T* j9 L# D1 q' q$ [) D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a! u, m# p8 @' a3 o% C6 E( \
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 ~2 [3 B. F1 n3 q% `( e" o% {  little left to be of any use?"                                            8 v# l& V# `% t2 M
                                                                            7 T; L; I" N4 V; \; U
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  e. f( \5 {6 \* V" a  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    8 `: Q/ D9 t: h* Z) [* ~" y# {
  bandages."                                                                - N: v  |$ Q$ F5 m
                                                                           
# n; [6 v! j" n" X5 r  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 n2 w* Z* z: L+ E  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    / Y5 d8 e) I' ~0 \
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& ^3 r+ g+ [3 ~! K* t. u  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
+ d  f$ T1 g+ e$ t& h& o! d                                                                           
2 j0 f+ p" k1 S! y/ }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to      u& `: v6 Y+ i. S& H- x
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 T* z( W6 ]7 E8 V1 ^3 A
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   + n: H) }3 P- y
  plaster."                                                                 " [. }+ g! e* g" Z; @4 b& G7 X3 D% w
                                                                           
+ u, Z9 P5 C" Y: j7 |  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
0 O8 T& U& n( H' K0 ]  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ @" f, o" ]9 q, T$ R" o2 p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   5 e2 ~/ P7 e3 ?% M/ a9 U
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   + A& d; k) _/ g* ^
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- y. t1 l! Y6 H  ?  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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