a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
5 q/ q) H/ {4 c* A" ~, A  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
. E* A8 |* a; u  n$ [& X, M5 @- M  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
/ F) M, [  y+ \3 ~) R/ }  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
7 e0 O  b8 f3 I: R  bandages."                                                               
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) w. P% z2 U) u. e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( ]4 Q) r8 M2 i, Y$ b, l0 ^  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 H2 a4 S; p  p9 s3 I  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ f7 j. V+ R& c  a" J  b  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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8 v! _& U/ D+ Y1 p* ~' n! [2 R- Y9 m  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" m, H' g, e+ S- y: P# y  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! K0 n  _: r8 L( F% l1 i; H  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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