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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    / j. b4 ~+ W* |3 ?/ ?$ n
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ r0 g5 a5 j& _' x! e# C+ }2 q  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* E/ B% }8 q4 Q* j3 n8 Q  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# S, T. v& \) u7 h8 S" y  little left to be of any use?"                                            - @" x3 k) L* B* _1 L
                                                                           
3 }0 M* F% G* |" R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
3 u: r2 u8 Z1 h+ R& z0 O  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 u% G2 G! C/ @5 Y0 D: E  bandages."                                                                4 Y. V9 z$ s$ r# U. Q4 G6 b
                                                                            3 _8 ]1 d$ ^# C8 m) m) C
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         7 f5 F0 H1 |- n- s; z1 K* F
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    $ R1 \+ Q0 ?. A
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( x8 y+ P4 T- F  |. t5 f; Y$ y  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  # Y5 `* P7 m. o% f' B3 {& n
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    $ G6 j% I8 ~" J6 Y$ @/ p
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ! w- e) w, r( a, `+ a0 k- k  x/ g2 N
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ' Y3 }2 s. X7 t3 o
  plaster."                                                                 3 X7 j0 M- L+ [) Z7 a, _1 x2 |
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    # z/ f! G8 _" I6 O
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     8 D3 X4 Z9 A4 ?8 c$ c( z
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 @+ T, T! A  R& y: B  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
% F% O. b4 z- A" ~/ s; l( X: \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    : R5 e+ U7 q, F# S7 B
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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