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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ; S8 T. M1 G u! Z1 y9 ~
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the $ t7 U* V2 p% ]3 Q3 G/ `
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 ^) S' s, m8 ] lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 5 w' G/ d+ V+ ~3 {
little left to be of any use?"
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$ i! b7 B+ R5 J% X8 v "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
' E7 V6 t. V+ Z8 k the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of & ^" w( Q8 p5 i9 }7 V
bandages." ; y5 O# d! r0 O! P1 e K3 `
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual + h0 p( q5 ?8 z6 r/ S6 R5 ^
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
7 x5 b$ p T+ L( W7 o "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left : Q' W! D- b8 D( M
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 8 t% Y. V6 R. z& Z0 B! Z
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to " }( m |$ B( X7 Z
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
2 I( H% m7 m5 B" P$ ^ the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ' Z+ R# I* g/ z% c) M' f
plaster." 4 X3 q/ H' Z3 \9 J. e
. q* _" j: P: B. q7 K7 G4 C7 }/ ] "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 4 t9 w" ]: Z- X9 W) D4 P7 w5 O
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 5 l) j( R- H, c% H, [
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ) A( I5 ^* Q2 L3 n6 Q
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
" T; p0 q3 a/ y# ^7 ~ the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
8 k) [8 e* e% y- A% l6 J year they send us a complete dick." |
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