a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ c1 Z- O, s1 P6 s6 |1 P( c  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
8 e% i1 m! d7 m  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 x3 x* J" c9 }$ Z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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/ U1 |8 [; N6 x1 _  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
3 h  o* n  s7 W, n. A6 F  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" [* D- E" h* w4 i  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
& O7 k% Y. d; Z8 i1 J" N  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
6 r9 c. \. y, f& O) G  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
' Q0 Z4 }0 _; ]+ m0 S3 f  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
1 @1 V9 i% z& T) k# C3 |3 h; [  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 S$ `/ Q- ^+ e7 @7 |  plaster."                                                                 
7 D- t  Q+ [$ x6 i+ ~5 B6 J0 w) E                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: V5 P6 ~# [6 m& [  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" }' ~- Q+ f0 k2 S% O/ p5 i0 h  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 A" ~/ e# {& F# ^" G3 a1 W  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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