a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! s2 @, O  T6 n# x9 K  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 T6 Q6 y7 N3 ~6 V% @% u% x+ K* S  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
* a" D% y& @* X6 [2 {; d                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: I" Q) h* d% g+ v0 ^  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 @: I8 w( |% m7 A  l4 q+ G6 t  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
9 y% d, N6 f1 z/ y9 x# s: U. S; }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
0 S/ X9 T% ~, t+ G) m/ }  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
$ d! `' y; T( a# r9 l  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 h0 i) o# x% K8 C; V) H' s  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: n$ Q4 w; A' ?  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ R1 |! V( `2 p! v  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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