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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
5 z. p" e3 T7 u1 ?; k  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ x1 p+ Q( t& n* B0 v  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a; K* }# e# r* r. H2 d* m2 X9 S
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ) ?1 v, h/ Z) g8 f: e# i& G
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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. r4 \' s. t% g4 v/ E  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  _5 X3 A3 d4 u( e' S( d  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    7 i1 K" z3 m# ^7 J. |' h
  bandages."                                                                / b" h- Y4 L0 I/ K) l' j9 p
                                                                           
! Y% O2 k9 N' u$ B  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% x8 y% S) S: u- l+ R" G2 J  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    4 b8 Z3 P; d$ `. c/ i
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( z5 O  b' e& U5 D! a  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  3 |# E2 C5 a: S+ e& z& v9 q
                                                                            2 K/ L% @: x  x% L% B
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ( Y( R9 C0 E/ C! B: x, r1 Z! x
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   % w* Y8 [0 y9 {6 @  _( c& S
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
' C# f& Z2 t) o. T7 q1 D  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: Q8 C% a0 j4 y; q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) {+ u" }7 q- X  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% m0 N8 E6 r4 H! n* ^. D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. Z0 [$ g4 O8 W0 S  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    $ e6 v6 a8 u' [
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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