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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
/ Y7 }) E# I2 c1 {  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
0 u- E9 ~& k7 ?7 A. n  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a5 T. i. X4 Z; g; h6 B
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too . C! V; c+ h0 L! a3 [' m
  little left to be of any use?"                                            9 j- e: Q) n$ [' R8 m
                                                                           
' o6 F5 H" S- f. w* ?( X0 a8 o& X  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
5 w7 @& g+ G# j- g  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    % _' [0 f, I( J0 A  K% P
  bandages."                                                                ( E4 R+ R, r3 G& O. _. O: F
                                                                           
8 T2 P( S$ J$ ]. |  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ) o3 j: T7 ]& J; A9 e* b
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    2 F9 o# j% C+ e/ X; z2 y& c0 y$ ]
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  8 B! Q  P) \8 ^( j
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  : D- f" T2 E! U' c; H; T
                                                                           
2 H# Y6 c( \8 D8 }' \  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    & K4 G& d  ]) M5 K
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
; W/ V1 R9 _: {  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   , M! u& S, [4 ^! d
  plaster."                                                                 , v; r' \' ^2 X
                                                                           
# e' P4 V2 y: b6 a% c  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    2 y* q2 E5 g& U. J0 ^9 }
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     9 N& Q1 F' K# ^$ j! `2 a3 h# v
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . Z; ^1 d5 x/ B
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   2 C% }0 o1 V" M9 G: o
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    % J8 m! R) L  r# V; j/ z
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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