a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( Y5 S; G& y$ s$ I' d  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
7 J$ T! l! c0 V6 d1 ?" l/ l  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ d9 R$ w- k$ ~0 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
! Q# m- h: |. p1 ^: [  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
( _- d, q2 l! B( L( D  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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! }& Z# v- E! E3 x1 a/ I7 d" V7 x  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% k/ D1 s/ S7 x) P& ?  {; i( N  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  y* ]1 k9 ?5 f1 ~$ C. S1 T$ m+ D  plaster."                                                                 
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& o  N9 ?, z7 Z: T$ T: K  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* ?: i7 v9 n7 I- Z2 k3 f4 s5 Q  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
2 L, k9 A! `2 ?4 @  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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