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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, a) |  X# R  ^% N6 h: [; q4 ^1 S+ `' d  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   4 l# l! S  E2 e$ a( \2 B
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- h$ R0 Q' x: A1 n. V
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# C2 j: m4 J4 i  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ) ~7 e* w. Z$ k  |
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    % C+ v: [- T! E% o; b4 s* R8 q+ x
  bandages."                                                                $ t. [6 U3 k* _6 ^2 ?# X& I' M
                                                                           
' y$ P4 H) Q, T( o9 y" v9 M  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. v4 f2 t9 }' v+ P, ]  e  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    7 w. ~* y4 N) b
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
, i& w  p2 U$ `3 A& \9 _+ q0 F+ p  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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# c, Q6 |- S2 M' N! ?% l  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    9 }# Y1 A3 c' z2 x( }- Z3 M
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   : K7 [" E- _  G" n4 X* r
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   & P2 B: @* K3 }: h% U$ [
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ w/ ?6 q/ J+ S  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' f  T# q3 F% T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . U$ g; J3 \) B
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   4 l. `2 a8 n1 N
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( `. \6 h' f3 J! ^1 D  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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