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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
& ?! V3 e8 N3 @1 I audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
' ^7 K5 i8 W+ V0 ^) {6 H books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a& ]/ z3 E+ `# w3 H; E4 |
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 N) ~/ r& e5 T8 [% c. h6 O; t little left to be of any use?" . O, P. G F& x7 L
9 c9 u* e: }4 r }2 N3 g& e "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
% {+ T# z Z2 A5 L the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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6 V& ?" \$ e% X& ]' v: W "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 8 d# Q! N: `4 [" o
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ; j% @3 N1 s4 @/ e1 X
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 2 ~0 O4 k& y, Y4 I" m/ |
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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' _$ j3 T D5 p$ a! ^% F "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
; |: N: C, W/ P& o7 j! D" L trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to + M, w, V, {* y: N" l
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of . I n7 w3 b- ` I/ G
plaster."
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. |/ N% T W; E+ X "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster $ p% ~& U+ Y6 Z. ~" x
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the " O; p) K ?$ e! i3 C, |+ i
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" Y- q& w# k, z# _+ E
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all $ g) s; R: m9 D$ U0 x/ z
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
0 X! u( J4 q6 b+ c) v year they send us a complete dick." |
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