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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 1 m6 D8 k9 h6 X( l
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the , `' |# l9 Z. Z8 [
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a! Q* a# g& L6 V& i! k
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
: w) W k) a3 O4 m little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ' D' s3 m( k" H6 k7 D4 t" H' U4 T( ~
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 1 U% L6 g g( T9 l9 }& t0 N
bandages." 7 b, R( x6 I+ t- I; o9 Q. P. _4 g/ o
2 N }+ {- u8 O6 h" B% z; C8 | } "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
4 [( p% M1 V0 N question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
2 ]5 A' p6 d- B- T6 A "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 1 T" J/ t) k3 v7 l2 |
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
- S0 Z5 G; ?0 v* O* z! _2 z7 a trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 9 h- U: `6 b, _
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
& z# v0 M4 X! A! [/ S1 s; {0 H% i plaster." ' e; i( f1 y& K7 ]# v# B: f3 O
5 W3 E/ t4 x5 \7 A( v$ t \, i. b- m "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster , u# C$ l8 [9 V$ b8 X& V1 w
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
" M/ t/ ~% ^- K1 F, ?: [ leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" - x& H& N& F8 i5 Z( L
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all , B, A# ]% \! k
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
( U$ a$ |; u# `$ B( B2 Z6 A year they send us a complete dick." |
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