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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    3 a$ I6 R  U1 g6 p# ~
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   $ G, {4 X3 N8 r& w, J8 L
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! K4 L# L. n: D7 A8 E+ k7 t  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 M1 j; S" o5 U6 x. |' M' X" w; K  little left to be of any use?"                                            % L  r9 \8 K2 \! @, i) g
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ! N; ?7 J+ E5 N) ^2 ^
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 q6 ]+ P% P2 `) ?
  bandages."                                                                ! g- t, ]4 b$ E2 j4 _
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
0 @' ?9 U+ J$ d9 `" z  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; i% U5 m% J( w4 p' ]: N  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
# j6 {) k; _3 |- |' Q0 `  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  & y1 E9 k; I( v! H
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 Z$ `$ Q$ U* D1 g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( ~0 w" I. n4 w- q  Z  j$ i/ t& \  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   / x2 H+ _+ ?4 k5 k) r1 c
  plaster."                                                                 , f/ ~2 T% {, D& N
                                                                           
  Y/ \) G7 G% m8 t  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' d' U! e5 ?6 m0 b8 D6 D  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     7 ?2 {4 k# T- v, u
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   / V7 Q3 [* `, z0 X1 I$ B- L
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   + Y  s2 Z% s6 u+ |
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    3 G) V1 S9 [- S$ d/ P
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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