a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ [. d; N- l, e8 j  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
) h( ?7 ?9 L; B; T  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 R3 @! b4 Q+ K* u! l9 a8 D" G  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
3 F) N5 a9 p5 C/ l( {$ |  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
( j- B! S7 E' v% N  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* S( ]2 a  E' _% L( ]& V  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
7 u9 }# O$ E  D, X& M& r  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: E6 v, b& x' o0 s  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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