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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to % ]& ?! s4 i0 p2 L$ k: w
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
% g% v+ ^' B% Q N2 ^% t books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: h7 e( Y+ A! P: q) }+ L+ C lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. i& y1 ?8 J b/ j. | little left to be of any use?" ) D! A5 ^4 f* z" `. V2 n7 w# f" X/ Y/ N
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to - \% [/ v- y1 z/ z8 w6 O' Q4 l7 J
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of / n5 ~+ m+ H3 W6 f6 r- ]/ a
bandages." / Z6 C3 N6 M, ]- A4 ^1 f
) ^5 E! e% j0 J G: K4 A% l# M "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual # p% M1 o" a" l! U! r" `1 u
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
9 E3 ?6 E: B i "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left ' S9 _3 L- t8 h/ r4 R
over after setting a cast on a patient?" " C! W* r$ \2 Y s
. X' p0 h) P- }7 |( j' C0 T "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 0 J3 y" e- ~* [7 M" G
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
6 L0 ~2 ~; b ^# I3 | the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of " Z6 E, Z& W7 y! s7 C k
plaster." $ R _! F% W' }5 f9 @
, p$ e h9 e9 B. J8 z" L0 w% Y "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
: L/ m1 a! [1 S( M- F1 d6 ] the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
' ?0 E. X, e u$ J5 V( a: k leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
. c0 ]* [0 Z8 E "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 5 z! s E; r+ b- U, H8 ?! m
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a % y: l1 j9 D+ Q( C1 I1 I$ C9 j
year they send us a complete dick." |
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