a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" M; J8 m$ Z! l- R  c- `  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ W; E' p/ v9 i  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
: U; w; X, z9 @# d  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ V- d$ F$ r% \: @: g  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 ?1 H( _+ T9 ^. L  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! k5 `8 Z" i( T% u: e4 k) U% j  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
- b8 t3 v0 c% W$ |% r  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
% x2 M9 j% m3 k5 j; [6 w8 t8 C  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. |, U  N/ n9 t% k9 V1 {  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
3 \( A/ f: o4 C8 @* P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! P( b3 g0 w! `" L: t/ R  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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