a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
8 Y& i6 t- p/ Y% R  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
* }) n/ d' I1 y- E3 A0 `6 B/ }4 y) r                                                                           
$ f  A' ?- G; b1 O7 z* i  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
0 [0 S% E0 H; y2 e  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
9 ^$ |7 K0 \4 C5 `                                                                           
) v6 {2 Y* x" M( a+ b+ l  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. M1 f4 C# D4 X& J# A  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 Y5 |8 o, T; L% n. s  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
7 z7 g. C+ ~; C: J# B( E                                                                           
% a$ T: W! C% `9 W4 r; g  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* I  \; `! o5 o- a, [: k& Y4 N  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' u; x$ a. ]& {5 ]; x# ~( @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
$ ~; x  T; }) x  }& G                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  f4 e0 [) V' |; C  L2 @5 {1 Q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
0 G( e: j0 ?- e  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; E; x0 o$ `/ x) v7 S8 ~  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

{:2_77:}