a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, ^6 l% F1 ^1 u  c, K  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( t7 e# ?# U3 J' W" p: Q8 H  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
9 w- w/ C  Z; H5 |  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
' C' m( N3 o, w9 g/ Z9 l  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" O: E2 ]% _. M$ g. P5 N0 Z# G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
4 k( P, i/ z/ q3 I6 q" \8 p  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
$ L; V- j+ A  X% D% r2 U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 b- T& e( l; ]* a  e, m6 n4 m  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) e/ T; a) J4 ~1 q) c  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, s: p* d$ Z: h! O$ I1 E  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 h# g) z. L" d! }6 D5 C1 c  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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