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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ! r. ~/ c' M1 R! z8 Y
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
3 ^6 ^2 h. F3 o! s$ {. d) K6 C books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a. V. D7 J1 e8 a
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too , T. o0 ^; R5 N1 Z* B: a' [' @
little left to be of any use?"
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) k7 P4 B% {7 m! M/ A; \% j "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
% n ?9 {2 W, ]' f9 @ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 3 W; `/ R2 n" e& J
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual / a! | a: h& w* Q- ] S
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ) `! x, ]0 Z4 Z; O0 t
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left / R( Y8 ^& k3 p' Z& a% b
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to / I! r# v. b! H3 X4 A) O* \; x
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to / r& R- V+ M9 W
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 7 P/ h: I j: r6 k) u, J% n
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
1 V( f0 L5 m, A3 W: } Z/ Q" x the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the ) D% n. k& W, c1 o8 r8 Y
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
4 a, s9 K& j: `6 U! F( ^2 u% Q "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all + H3 ?7 [2 ?5 C: ?+ q; h8 g! [
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
4 a, p( f1 c# M7 u5 x! c5 I1 ] year they send us a complete dick." |
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