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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 P, _  j# q( q7 ?: q- I  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ) n4 Q% K# E9 ^4 l
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a7 N( j* h6 G  Y6 R2 [
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 0 \1 Z- s" a: x* P3 `5 }0 o
  little left to be of any use?"                                              D1 S; t  v) S2 {
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  z& T$ C7 g2 t1 ~; g$ W  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    0 l- L( Y, `5 X
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
& o' x6 k0 T$ r  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    . h$ c- T1 m1 R% }1 T+ n
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  6 ?9 r% R! z/ B( Q* J/ F- b' ?
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  , d) c/ M5 f! n) u9 g
                                                                           
; {' W' Q& s4 ?& S  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    4 _, s0 y% n0 d5 I& r; S- e9 }
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
, H, L8 ~- j) X; f9 ^  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   , D4 b' d) Y1 s' ]5 i* R
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    , e4 W% Q+ N1 y, A
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
, u: W% p' v" f- t: d! B  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   0 C' a3 Z1 c8 t4 U+ Q* Q
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   % w: B. ^9 K+ Y9 q* K/ Q- \/ r
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; r4 G1 z) ?7 J" N5 l0 v; ?+ w3 m& R  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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