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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 R' [3 D& m6 ~0 ^8 G/ U  `; P  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ; |$ ^/ i9 E8 F' O  ]* T) \
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a2 H% r& R0 E  v$ {% `; ^
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 5 u# K# X9 a* o. L  Z/ M' `! j
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! X) G  d( M; e* x3 i  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ) K. e5 ?$ W- J2 ~/ Q. Y
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         6 C/ n/ X, Z- l8 f! n9 V3 Z
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; F- W! e& [; y: S$ l* \
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ( |' h. v  d8 U& s& ^/ I) [7 D+ u
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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, E) L( l! v0 `: D" c  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ) t+ Q2 s# E0 m* o; i- P
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( K9 L. f( n+ e+ U0 ~2 m9 d  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   0 g( G( Q7 Q# I1 g$ p- }" k
  plaster."                                                                 
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+ x! m0 S1 l6 q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    0 u: Q; z8 Q; r7 B1 H( g
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 @8 k* F6 l$ D% Y/ a* i! @1 Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 P& U4 r; b' N1 i$ M9 h  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 ^6 N/ I) b  h+ u+ ~2 d# v  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    4 i3 s; m+ ]( O/ g' M0 y3 k
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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