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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 9 O" o9 y! m5 ^& Y6 q
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
1 _4 q# J9 j" t: ] books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a H* o) V4 ?0 Q1 J3 R
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 \( z Z$ Q0 {1 d* R0 C" G; p little left to be of any use?"
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to : m4 b& A+ f6 |" b8 C$ l4 J6 j
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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" q$ X% p3 @/ T J "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 9 a( H% r" ? j
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
# k1 {% g- J) A c9 X. V: Y "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left ( @+ K( \/ w1 q# P4 L+ s) l
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
g. i+ w9 P4 O trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
( Y/ u1 U3 z2 c* v3 ]7 w the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of - G) ^* w/ g/ `' M) X
plaster."
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5 }. Z; y3 v" v/ i "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
, M# ?3 w4 N0 @, {+ K the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 8 i, L; s/ @9 x. G. |
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
. Q! \% V1 }( j7 J "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 4 S$ V$ N) `0 {' `2 V* J- `/ L) ^
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a & @2 p3 L+ e+ c: o& r$ H
year they send us a complete dick." |
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