a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
7 d' F5 M" D3 `2 q! M8 R) D7 w  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 T5 y' `* L. s+ d  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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' B; {- m8 E. h# e, p  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 P5 J3 G, X, f4 |4 W! F  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
, I9 K' N! m' p4 {- A  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) }( m: g- V# Y: @; _* J  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
! M8 i0 ], O# m+ B# ]/ S  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! {* @, w) b, `3 {# X( e  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
$ \2 S1 F! y6 d, K  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: |1 M: w: U: Q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( h; `! d/ f6 O3 z1 y  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
* W% @# [, D# q9 e+ W7 s, O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" `; W' X& `4 ?9 }) z1 y* ~  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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