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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: R5 w* v* c' a8 L4 e* {3 F  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
9 @4 |$ i2 u* W% B% m* ?' R# D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
2 [! e8 q( _9 y8 y. V  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ P& s, r- g9 k/ k2 j  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    7 q$ l/ t( t- y4 q1 _2 A6 j
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    + U$ g6 ~: q4 b) J) l1 M5 d5 i
  bandages."                                                                ! @# A3 U$ w. N4 T5 {0 L: }
                                                                           
$ M, {2 B/ c: M7 y: E2 W  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         9 g9 N9 c6 y% l0 ?3 j  G$ \
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    4 b  ~5 B7 ~  M/ o5 Y
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& r* S' Q0 ~- u' k  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ; |1 [! Y/ r6 S: l
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    " x  L9 R# ?: J8 I8 s( T. p9 p
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: J. K& U0 b" ^0 o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
0 {) e6 z" V/ i. {9 b2 L) ?  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- U( ^) _8 s0 ]7 o- @9 V( j  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ o. c3 P9 q0 K/ _' V' w$ R" S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* I5 U# s/ J1 i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   / y5 ~- X% B+ u# d; l3 t' M
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ; D# `. @" Y4 Z) e, a0 Q$ \7 g
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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