a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
% |8 E! Z/ B, R) |  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) h6 o8 T+ u" z' c8 x) ~  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 u4 U* o) b3 z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
; ~+ G) Y7 n' r) o, g  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
1 a% R, h( x. m# V0 X  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
# C- T6 s4 o/ i8 A* V                                                                           
2 I5 i# s  h* D  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! \- \6 }3 i! R7 Q2 }" }; k5 S9 |  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
1 `6 q0 g2 H. [  y$ H  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
6 F) o; M. q+ K# j: F% @  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 D. {" C# b" b" x! V' \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 ~3 I( ?7 \" L0 G; G- ]  J  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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