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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to " {$ i; J5 X1 j1 c Y3 N% ?
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the . Q) k, o& k. z
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 F; A9 I- O3 p9 c z* H" W" A lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% w7 b7 w8 }) g3 B1 w0 J little left to be of any use?" ; v9 H# ]7 u4 D5 }; b6 V
3 z; [3 F/ u, N) a, l "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 7 j3 {% A; h6 y6 m$ ~
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ! J, D( {% J6 W4 _
bandages." & r5 h$ |+ o E7 y
. @. y6 `$ e# Z "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 7 L0 o8 C! U5 a3 G% a* O9 r
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
, x7 u% h! F3 m. V "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left . k2 V! @1 L* P% B% |) }. K
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 5 V4 S3 b( A2 c" T( I
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to ) y: y7 m$ }! @5 m+ I& g+ s$ B
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ) e) P/ E& H, V h) V/ Q; @; `
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
) u) o1 U5 z4 F, q plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 2 a2 e1 |+ }% ~
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 7 Y8 `# H. A* M
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
, T. V8 C2 g$ x( v, Z( g% [1 Z "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 4 w, y- f- s% E1 D2 f I- |- O3 l
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 9 }5 s8 M& {+ I5 C& S" K4 n
year they send us a complete dick." |
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