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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to      N* i' a$ }7 C1 ~* P  Q
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   1 j  \0 Y" R% p8 I& W2 b7 R& Z8 l
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  f; |; F9 b  i% G  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too + i8 L0 f  L; w* ?0 S; P. T6 P
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ ]9 S& C7 l; j+ X( ]. h  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    7 k/ M7 b5 D$ ^) [" M$ d) }
  bandages."                                                                / a1 k# Q% l6 P, _& C
                                                                           
1 b4 J! a5 F1 I$ Q9 K# A5 L; `3 s- U  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual           t. u0 x$ L; K' h1 u( r" O$ `3 ^' @+ p
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
2 k- z; L& d2 Z  w$ m1 G, |  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
2 _8 p0 t" U  t* y2 U3 s3 t  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  0 M6 H4 x& {' e2 g' V
                                                                           
) D8 D9 r+ K5 O2 b% g. e4 z  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    3 c# z8 x, T8 h; p; C7 ?+ b! ~
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 V. N3 L( P6 |+ a( W  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 W4 x9 e' ~& k2 y3 D* N# ?" E- x  plaster."                                                                 
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( K+ H' d8 Y( T; l6 @  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    - N& l) Y6 ?& w# ]* u4 I9 B
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     2 \  x: W& |, n+ }; s
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 J& q# p4 h/ \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   2 k7 ~( a5 Y) X
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    4 k  @6 `$ ]' t, V0 K
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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