a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 R' [3 D& m6 ~0 ^8 G/ U  `; P  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! X) G  d( M; e* x3 i  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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, E) L( l! v0 `: D" c  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( K9 L. f( n+ e+ U0 ~2 m9 d  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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+ x! m0 S1 l6 q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 @8 k* F6 l$ D% Y/ a* i! @1 Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 P& U4 r; b' N1 i$ M9 h  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 ^6 N/ I) b  h+ u+ ~2 d# v  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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