a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( h' ~. r6 U6 g) K  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, W9 |3 s2 F+ j5 q# y9 p0 L  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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$ F, |- |; }0 f  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" \5 W4 m$ q6 M+ w6 j  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" p" ^' L: B4 v- r' n* J  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 I6 ?8 i( z+ B: A# J* E8 G$ Z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
; l& n6 E# N6 @0 m# ^& D; k  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ t8 W6 _  W4 K5 {4 e5 I' C  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  {: n- k# [% f1 d  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
9 e  u2 F6 l2 O& n7 E( A  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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