a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
8 Y2 L0 ?4 y- P5 J" p+ g6 R; K  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
" c) \7 j* @$ y0 N: V9 L% k  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' c2 m4 k' o+ {( A. m  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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, @: n, \3 y3 p; q; _# y  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
* g+ o# {& K/ B2 t2 }" u  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* @( `. q& C) g, Y. h# }  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. E! [# i( e8 z; e& `( ?. F  plaster."                                                                 
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7 l% z' T9 |7 m  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
# Z7 ]5 @9 A$ O0 l3 v  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. c: e1 x4 {) R  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
2 {' g( G( Y9 W; x6 M$ H$ h  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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