a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, l  [1 L  L& @' O3 p' S8 _& t# J  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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7 X" q! s6 R  o2 ~7 p4 y0 r: z& `  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- D7 q. a" k! o/ G' i4 j5 z  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  j* ~$ u8 h) C: `  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) B: L) @3 x( [' A5 q2 K  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 o7 s* V. W" p  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
# [5 p2 {; Q% c# F$ w% G: \  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
( Q$ l( w& _) N" N" w* f  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
" U8 H* m' K7 h1 E+ D  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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