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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
+ I6 ~+ D" H% w/ {6 R; ?1 ? audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the $ ]0 N" c# o2 F$ K/ P% u
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a& b: n( n# A; u( O3 P
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% E# p3 t* x" E7 G8 T0 S little left to be of any use?"
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+ h0 g m) m6 r1 b5 B "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
" ^$ s/ C) E/ }9 w; n; w6 P% c$ V the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 7 }/ Y& U, ^; C2 F8 E# k7 `8 V$ D$ y
bandages." - w4 X: d/ o. `& S1 s4 |, {+ M7 N7 y9 `
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual ! H. K. d7 {; R8 c
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. z8 [' b0 y* ?8 Z m6 p0 L
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left - K; t# x1 G' p( b
over after setting a cast on a patient?" ; L) Z1 q1 U! r" L8 D U9 u. @+ N
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
8 J5 ^8 D7 Y! g trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 9 c* D/ o3 N& U* {
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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7 L% E( |/ ~# @/ H1 @9 w "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
0 n7 G" p1 [! e% i9 }' ? the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 2 z- u* L! L/ F0 G, H* [3 H f
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 4 }- I2 \2 W5 }- R" {
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
$ ]! E( F+ O) z5 G the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
. F8 T g1 `1 O year they send us a complete dick." |
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