a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ Q6 q3 `- y; R. q7 X  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 n' w( p0 T$ j6 i3 [- k4 |  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. R: F6 M- U) I% I3 y2 e3 T+ T  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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3 {# ~+ A% Z9 j  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: y- r  F- n$ g( d) {% U1 D  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' _5 O1 V- L: F  G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ H- V! C* T3 b. u3 a9 U  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  T% U  F. G, ?2 _9 L& t  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
9 E. n( r( ?5 h' k$ p: s  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  X  v7 }5 p  c  [7 ]  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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