a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( _) _( n$ e' c) ?; i: l  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
3 o. r7 i- i; a  bandages."                                                               
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! [5 P' X/ f4 ^" M* J; u& H  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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% C! Y3 E  R' t# C* T5 f& N$ O1 }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: i8 B8 h! N7 g6 r5 K; {* i  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
; T0 R' |  k4 l4 K1 d  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; E9 t& J6 c6 w& `* z  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
' ^- z3 D( @9 R) u. d  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( @& V  G% X6 h# H  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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