a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% a$ T4 s, D7 ?; y! J  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
0 `4 I! x/ D4 B, ~" }, Y, v* N+ H  v* i0 ]  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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8 n1 F- a( D( F' }' [# R  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 `9 L3 b$ o; ]9 u6 @. b. S! |9 X  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
2 F- B, I% B! y0 H1 k3 M' Q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
0 K/ x/ \- O/ x  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
& t2 [: I7 \8 u! T1 j3 r. X! R  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
0 e' m, V) z9 X0 U8 j  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 s" b9 A7 e( C8 {  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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