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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
4 h2 g2 R, I/ y9 L& n  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   8 o: |+ F8 K* u7 V9 [# j2 i" C" P* l
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a5 ^" e7 O1 Y: U& T0 ]
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too & T! w1 `; h# C
  little left to be of any use?"                                            $ H3 _5 j- c. v: a& [7 p
                                                                           
7 _. y8 f$ T& n5 u/ d0 J! s. S  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    1 R, U6 Z$ i5 C- h8 ^5 p
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of      o8 @' s. N! W; y* d8 G9 _6 V
  bandages."                                                               
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5 V0 `) k+ _+ [" ?, l8 }1 m3 z  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ' |, L- [4 f# c! G2 e
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    5 M3 `- S# K) ^7 w
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  2 |' W6 J3 d% L' x+ a5 c
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ Y( a5 z+ T) W6 m  W5 {; a
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% `( w0 m. G9 v, E9 W  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   + i5 y8 ?7 _: [: ?
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ! P) G% D' J1 K- b5 k3 R
  plaster."                                                                 ! [2 }1 o, s. L& }3 ^6 ~
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 ^( f0 }9 D0 S  {  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 G8 q0 m8 a% b% e  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   & q# u- o7 g, f* w. t
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   7 E3 q1 H) Y! Y: h: I
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    / X1 b( g$ `3 X2 J1 F
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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