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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    # t/ Q$ [; N: j7 |
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   / Y% m# [9 m8 k5 h" X; N: L
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 O1 y: D7 j1 J$ l7 ^: [8 F1 g! Z! L/ L  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
) o5 s3 U; @9 T* ~# n9 V: @  little left to be of any use?"                                              t. j* }) I$ W% n+ L" x4 F% w$ Z; ]
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    / [) p( |4 e" [8 I# y6 g
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    1 T* V9 n2 Y- `' g! J8 S
  bandages."                                                                4 c1 a6 V6 z# n8 c3 o$ p3 q
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" Z3 X. a; b: U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    $ g* k" X# h! v- [" d) z2 e2 Y
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 p) o& v' x, g# O/ [  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ t0 U" X8 |7 c8 d
                                                                           
( D5 i9 g6 {' k& |  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    9 z3 P& ^$ b5 ~4 g3 G, d* g& X
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 C+ U, x* F! D
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( A# U, X: E& U2 O) ^  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    0 \% }! u4 R& F0 i  x0 @# U, r
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     " F- ]# T- x8 a* S6 r+ ]
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   # L4 o; W, D8 @4 J
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ; q7 z! J% b# u' S1 n. L
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    4 E  [/ I2 l1 s! L& P
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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