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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
- ^+ O: v/ i- L" J( ]  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   8 X" y; X9 r% t
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
% w# J( M+ A0 w" `  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( k9 s4 b# l3 Q, R: A- B  little left to be of any use?"                                            
% J: t9 r& V$ v. L9 N                                                                           
# o( G" M9 G* G+ o* v; _$ t  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% a- h* Q0 `1 e& F+ r0 A5 @  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ; u& }- a1 d3 y; G  W) w  J
  bandages."                                                                5 O* ?0 g$ g/ j  T( d( I4 F+ M) A
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
$ I, g! q; F8 e. V( u  f4 Z  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
1 K" L! E! ^) m- B+ U5 ^  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  1 E+ E% }, O' T$ R7 J% g7 \
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  * T3 \) w5 S' w: s/ g
                                                                            6 P* C: N- Y% X% Y/ x
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    " `) I1 }6 M/ _
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   - P4 K2 k# W% H1 @
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
7 ~! y+ T/ U, A, u0 e/ Q- z5 C  plaster."                                                                 
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9 ^6 G2 o0 m" m9 ]8 M4 f  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
( G% Q. A1 g2 {  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ f" a4 o6 \" H  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: G- A2 y. Z) J5 U5 i! w# S, o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   + O+ T7 C3 `7 h) W9 z9 F
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    # X& u* @# V+ c0 S$ e$ D3 Q
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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