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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 W- D7 a) Q- R  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ ~% f8 T3 _; ^) I/ X3 F  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- a1 B) c% A- @1 T) _7 x5 {  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# m! b2 E: ~- H) H/ W  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    $ ]  a* V* Q& u4 b
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' ^  p0 ~9 D# T1 x* i0 @3 h  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
+ O7 S  W. `6 L+ r# T  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
6 Z& |* L. k) n, d- L) b# C$ w  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ \# a+ Q8 y) T) h* Q5 f' L  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    * _+ U, D1 P! V! {/ H) M
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( G8 z" l" N+ D6 g* o% v" v) ]  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ' Y/ e5 F* a! Y7 e" _9 r, _% h
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    , Y5 G5 }) n# U0 ?6 T& S
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: v9 X( ^. S5 C7 Z- J8 @  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   " G# c: F: S! M. Y/ t  K
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   1 L/ P* l/ t" R3 Z* `
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    # W. q: z& b* ~: ]' `
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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