a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
* D( P2 B; p$ w0 v% M  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
0 w! {) D3 k, C+ x- Y5 Z( I. b  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
5 c& Y# s+ c9 _9 Q  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 [# a: u  G8 Q0 b9 a  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' }+ X6 \2 _' [3 L& T  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ \- J' S  A* V+ X6 ]  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
3 X& Q& ?" b- {/ i  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
! M; U; g. Y+ ?- X& l  plaster."                                                                 
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, x, b) z. f3 }; r2 v+ R6 V  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 m. ^; _3 u! V% Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ q+ ]# [0 F7 u* `$ \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 ]; g7 r9 `& d2 X1 r2 K% p  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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