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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    $ E( W/ o+ r% O1 ]# S9 u: h
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
: V, q+ u. m, J* U- w* {7 Q: n  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 t/ L  `" a- }$ i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' h+ d* V, P* x  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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4 _, Q3 S. ^- Q- u( k& A: p; T  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    * w1 N4 t. e% a7 Y8 Z" G. h2 w
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
; {0 ]9 f' w8 ~' j4 Y  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ! G. V2 C$ g2 ?1 [
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ' Q+ l+ J4 H' [( H, |
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( C0 a3 g/ t/ A# t$ P7 E  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    7 ^8 ~5 _2 C2 G2 Q% G0 _6 |
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   + s- R3 k3 y5 V& W/ m* O, o& b4 q+ b
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   0 S- f, A' W5 C
  plaster."                                                                 & s, I8 h1 O2 K+ _: V# {5 g$ e& h- P/ G
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    , C5 C& \) h1 J+ Z% \0 ^
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     7 K) a" s% D1 d6 X
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 o4 z# \3 c: Q2 K$ o7 X! X  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ! v/ E+ x* G$ F
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
) n2 I5 i) J2 [  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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