 鲜花( 2253)  鸡蛋( 32)
|
At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
! g1 K" G; G+ Y. h audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
* q" ^0 ] w& _4 y8 k5 ` books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a6 U. e0 N' ?2 s- G
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too / A% g- y" k! z7 o
little left to be of any use?"
* d& _: U8 T0 L( s; W ; e0 @& D! T2 ]
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
$ f2 c* u( n# k& [ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
. y& Z1 H. p8 P$ x bandages." , \: f# s0 s# [0 d) b
# L; i- m9 I( X* D. h
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
. A* K. D5 G) q* R/ X question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
! S7 s% d* K! q) l9 j "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
1 K' s: N6 E% B% n! E over after setting a cast on a patient?" * x7 x" ^2 x7 f, M
3 [$ { K/ s1 G& L "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 5 p @+ g! G+ d0 T
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to # C# `. H$ o/ b; Y- y
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 9 L( R; B5 u5 Z# D! f
plaster."
; [4 O) }+ B# T `
2 R6 r5 s) [+ b( z m/ y! R3 I& d "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster - H* ^* f5 H+ y( {- l0 _1 S! i/ {
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the + S9 k' U. \7 M2 ]( z5 I. K0 |9 \ X
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 3 z: A) v+ p$ l; x0 G
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
! u0 d" r' m) Y5 y the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a # G7 J3 y5 _. e" @' ~' o) W, G
year they send us a complete dick." |
|