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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
. {8 V& J+ z+ u  Y  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  t5 Z. R# T4 j. m) d1 x) C  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a/ |* Z3 z8 I: N' ^
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too $ ^7 U0 ~, e. h+ k# F0 e  a
  little left to be of any use?"                                            " W, j. V% w9 Q! ~0 q; _8 u
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- \; g( l8 e2 W  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    5 s4 v3 R8 D+ s
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         0 N5 c% N( D" r% x1 ?* r1 H
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    7 }) m: |+ v; U' B
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
. v- |7 q. G8 {: H( j( s+ G  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  7 I5 j6 k7 w# T0 e6 ~+ C
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    0 e* Y- Y. O7 s' J3 r1 L0 e, n
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
- @4 [# |' w/ D2 y9 n! s  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
) u" V4 O2 [9 B# w; w7 d' `9 \  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
" p& q5 L: D' x/ t" `  v  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' f' Y5 q$ k" ?4 w) A( x+ v6 S$ o! Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - I0 D* ]; F! |) `2 t2 X: _
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) a. X) {9 W0 j( g2 s  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    + S/ o$ W9 g+ S6 M
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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