a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
' V9 j7 l) v! y* r2 K4 M/ J# x; _  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ F2 i( G, F7 t" r6 |! `+ X  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* ~+ X! O5 }3 J. r  H  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
( R: [. @( \1 R; m" ~  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
; q, `" V/ c, Z  r  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
: T/ _7 b# {, S. E1 p; |  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 r$ Y9 e! {% p. o$ I  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. b/ `4 P8 z5 E" f# @+ S! Z, d  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
7 Y# l1 b( f! ]0 [" I  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 m" J& s0 p% w1 S  P2 L  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, o1 h! t: K2 j0 k" ^2 l  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' ]) W; O, N( ]% \( n' g) a( U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
6 {% q: a/ ?, F# _# |  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
( Q" N. _6 R; k+ o: t+ b/ D! h; d  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' B" D! x; J6 Z9 c. u" [  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 a# ~! q6 L* K, k  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  Q; M/ e  M3 J! t' N. P  F  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; n/ O, z2 w2 a9 a, W% a  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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