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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
) }$ t% h+ o! h Q8 _ audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the + `4 @) Z* i- H$ N
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
F& v5 e) L$ ^# C lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too $ u& `! a- } p5 {, C' ]
little left to be of any use?" 5 C0 O! V {; k/ n4 t
" E' I1 L" r; ^* K "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
X( m9 `/ `/ @6 g the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of / W/ o q# Y1 P8 F$ d* b& Q
bandages." . l* s3 E }- G$ Q, J
6 P T2 C* G# b: g. w3 c6 D "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 8 N$ j* u. p# k P+ |: O6 X1 q
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ) o$ D8 Y2 _! L6 f4 l
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left ' x" R/ Q' x1 E' r( ] Z
over after setting a cast on a patient?" ! C4 e- f( i) B; {0 ?
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 5 |0 e8 r" P, h& P5 O
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
) f, C+ U1 n S% x- `3 Y the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of $ _' H' ~1 |" c# v& P5 `* q% H
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
: J# _; @; s9 c3 N8 m3 | the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
# @) `) }% q* r) E6 j, b4 K( ~ leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" " j, @ D. ~# Z1 ^9 V
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
% A7 V) }" S, a+ e the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a , [3 ^" E. G! Y) a: n
year they send us a complete dick." |
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