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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
) q2 \' i- w1 T* r  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, ]+ \# p( B+ _2 w% d5 @  G3 H  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! s: p! D; z5 H7 E. v  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
, A' v9 ?" k: y( n/ W7 o2 o  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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+ [) M+ t9 |% s  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- P& U7 ]: m6 A# w2 F, F9 i* _4 A  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' P) {% A+ _  i+ @3 `( t  bandages."                                                                # }2 ~. W3 @9 }  C0 g5 |
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; O( ], f, X) M9 C% H# o, a! J  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    - C8 [6 V0 s4 T$ r  s
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: C( H$ S: B8 U0 I6 v  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ; p6 {2 }: E+ s" e
                                                                           
4 F9 e' N$ S: P  ^# R. G  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ' m$ U: P" T# o
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   . M$ s6 s+ j% T/ a" h3 }
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
/ P/ O4 r: u, p# @  plaster."                                                                 0 z; g7 E; D  _& {& y; l' T
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
3 M7 }7 n7 l+ C  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" f1 f* z/ U, v7 {; c& F4 a  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  e! `; B( }9 O: D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
- H5 U2 i; O& n6 m5 [6 {0 j9 m  x4 C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ' S( c; ]5 u! u8 r
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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