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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  k' L( G: F! Z0 e2 E/ P9 P  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   * V8 M6 p# A. L: Z; ]9 p3 ]$ y1 v
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 D& C1 w' _$ u  h" [3 u( G  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# X" [; k$ A5 t5 v" r: T  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ( v1 W, w2 v+ Q7 a. H
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
2 k7 R# x$ A/ @3 @. |/ H  bandages."                                                                * F/ }, Z+ m3 v1 q
                                                                           
( s# @( ^% x# I7 U* o! m  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
1 F. b/ L% Y/ W' B" A- c* J8 E& w  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
6 {% z; x2 f5 D3 y( i$ t5 \5 `! G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; R, Q2 z% Y9 ?' c  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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/ M$ W$ |, M$ e  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    $ M- g; }; h# Z$ B  `6 _3 A
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   6 _- r, [* K1 o7 i4 h/ [0 O. Z
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   " z7 ?( Q3 w3 {( t
  plaster."                                                                 # p7 S6 n7 G' z7 K# M8 j+ S* h
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ) c5 ~& P0 a/ w* H: P6 Q# }
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" ~- e. ^- @. f% f) j% G4 t, h0 E, E  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
! }* G7 k3 V  C! i& W, s0 w  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  q; `3 s1 S$ a' W  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 R4 b+ l9 s% V  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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