a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! }7 e3 }: ^" G) c0 X6 g  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 f/ c" V" F. O' y6 F7 F  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
% W/ U+ q6 J+ Q7 X/ Z/ |! ~" Q' o  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 Z1 f& ^% P8 u" n1 c, U% Q  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: q( r- ^' m% D1 z) G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
' ~3 j: M! j! u+ {4 E  J                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
; V/ N6 {8 q! w8 t  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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% f) \7 ?: Z6 ]. k* Q* l  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
- t5 C7 R6 ]8 F$ U" {  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
' `# B2 O+ @2 X8 F4 `! t% F  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
' g$ ^1 h; h6 V9 z1 H6 \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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