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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
* `9 h: s: [; I4 v$ A- Q, v  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
" d$ `7 c( b6 d% Y  I6 Y1 p% o4 ^7 ~  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a9 V' B; P* ]6 @, l1 q% v5 N
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too . r$ c- C; U& b( E/ a3 @
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    / M: V/ q  O7 [. o
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
% k$ r& k( I6 \2 d8 b# }8 Q8 D  bandages."                                                               
' R! @& S3 e5 Y. P. z  }                                                                           
1 y' |, T/ j0 k, k+ P) r( z/ n  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
5 ^# ]& L( g$ E4 y! M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
/ R, y4 v( n& W0 O9 a  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
2 l- y& ]" W1 }0 I: k+ f, p# {  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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; R2 q, O6 h# X  V5 q1 q" W( R  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , ]( s3 R2 A4 s3 E3 W
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   6 d# P+ ~1 y/ S% ]; m8 G
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ h, h8 P& h/ I  plaster."                                                                 - Q9 u- p! ]/ t- T- K; v1 f* t
                                                                           
7 o1 M6 P) x# T  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
0 y. w( M) c, w3 l5 J/ A  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" t7 y# y* z4 b: K* n) ~  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
0 ~; ~7 F- f; v  E$ i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ! T5 k- k  M# f- l
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; _( f- c; p& x6 H7 |  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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