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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    / g4 [( C. A+ [( L
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 g: x. z- `& l4 P2 D9 r  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a/ K1 H1 J" |% s2 ]0 G6 i9 T
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 9 J5 I- b7 P' o; r1 ]+ M; I
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
, R: }9 t# T" W  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    * K: ?; b4 L; L3 ]0 g, ~
  bandages."                                                                # N; p, k: J+ Q/ g+ {+ S& K0 D; v
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         / B$ a8 L1 B2 r. O5 I- }2 G0 k/ g
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ k& L8 ~3 s" ~: m3 h- i+ S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  8 B$ E; W1 w  J: X& A& j
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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9 \- ]* l6 @4 ^: [% ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
. o- S* }( J' x$ T4 W  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
& V' M) p1 ^2 z3 P  K* s  k' D6 t! z  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ; p( Z3 U4 s# S) e3 K4 }* u
  plaster."                                                                   m- ]. B. h% g$ |; h
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    * j; N/ ~" K+ p- v! b; ^
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ! y# I) m) u$ s: d3 w
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   6 r5 E4 r7 X3 _& g
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ' }* L4 Z) H/ u+ O0 O: U+ {
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    " k0 @: D0 Z; O" V9 E8 Z
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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