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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
6 i' G6 f! G6 a# s2 V' k8 y. U audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 8 r- P: V0 s) y% q/ H; E5 r
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a( D5 U; V) i' q* }( r0 Q
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too - m# |' \! }7 d& @+ s$ y- P
little left to be of any use?" . @+ j3 v! ]& Z- j9 p5 ~" @( t6 }
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
4 ?6 T9 R% k% Z! m the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of " I- y. y, L) l* ^, z+ F
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
& }- c( E' K" x0 [8 B; D question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
% q8 d7 h' ~/ b8 G "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 3 [ G2 }4 ^) R
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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" }! j! J3 Y. D "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 4 Z9 [7 k4 o. ~2 S( F+ U! I
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
# d" ?3 |% i. [+ O the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
P0 P) p' O5 k$ p plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster - ~& n! Y9 h8 b* s$ Y
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
* H1 x7 _4 E: \) N! ]6 r leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" , r8 I+ c) F9 j, \- \3 }8 B
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all " K! i5 S( ?4 b0 D. O) A
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
) s) V1 {! T$ w year they send us a complete dick." |
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