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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    0 q' U" v2 [0 x/ R& U! Y
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
4 N3 X1 \; n) G# l  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( k4 e* }, d* |  y# n  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ B8 z  l- h$ l) o" g' S  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 `4 S& Z6 T( B  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    , B# A9 d* L) V  Z2 m* K3 m
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 D' w, c* r" r- u/ P
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         0 B7 L4 P" S3 k3 G: G
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 L) m1 H5 `' h# j6 h5 U  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  4 z2 _' ]. n6 A: |
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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, x' d; O0 @2 T. ]6 F, ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , a7 Z" u+ e# W2 \% c+ j
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( N3 d% u1 Q7 Z7 }  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
2 k! s2 c9 Z. C8 Z" X3 E- l  plaster."                                                                 - `" b8 d, E  I* J" K  @
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
/ e6 q7 A" U, V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
, Q' ]4 }3 Y; g  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   + z0 b% M4 d+ q% V, l
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
) @: |) m2 R# C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ! r9 p) e  c+ o$ C2 `. u2 ~' Q
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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