埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3801|回复: 2

a joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" u8 l+ q! P/ [( Z% s2 _6 |) M# @  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
1 j- k$ I2 O8 R' E  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 P6 R. g5 \; B& `" ^  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
+ Q4 _, \4 }# t  little left to be of any use?"                                            3 v4 O- N& R) j- z* u
                                                                            , T* }5 f5 `5 }
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    % X: t4 g# p( d1 z' S& d3 Y8 _
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" N! p( F! f* V9 ]5 [3 o7 L  bandages."                                                               
7 ^' _, F  X7 L, j) s2 \% g                                                                           
0 h" |  h) b; y7 ~: v  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" `2 \/ \) S! U  R) @4 E, R# B2 d1 u3 h  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    1 @4 V) M5 m) ^" H
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
- v& N1 o/ j$ I$ Y  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  : b; X# \7 N$ _0 Y: Q$ ]$ O3 J
                                                                            $ s% A+ T) T9 U. M( y( ~0 X8 b: n
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    + i; j5 N) H: g" p4 n
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 U& O: X$ }5 I  C  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   - |4 D9 i% W9 E: K/ I- F
  plaster."                                                                 ! O" o6 ^) X9 J" t  \! c
                                                                           
/ n- V+ P  L* Q6 y7 b. f% y2 _% b. @  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
. J! j/ r. A" M1 s; a  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. A3 M- `6 k5 C# ~# M  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   : N5 {" w3 t8 i/ y. l, A7 ^
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   , J5 u5 r1 V) q' |& I
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ y3 Y% c4 v6 G8 v( L& a) J  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
{:2_77:}
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-8-29 22:01 , Processed in 0.135464 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表