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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
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books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a% i: d2 h9 R9 A1 \
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
, {4 H+ j; O1 P little left to be of any use?" . g! c2 P1 Q: y( O, x8 D
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 0 C, X3 N: }8 R4 G o8 S$ W; n
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
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"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left , j9 P: B5 N6 ]2 Z! N7 c2 U, V8 K
over after setting a cast on a patient?" * m0 |9 ?) [: S, x3 r
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 1 M1 N$ @# T% ~+ N
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 7 @ z" m: f6 @9 j% t5 Y
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of : o, f; y* M8 ^5 o( X3 U1 E
plaster." $ `& b" k3 K* `- ^0 o+ }
9 O2 u& G- g7 ~, z7 X "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
4 N( ]9 P6 T% G! A2 {/ n the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the ' x) I* `( @- H' T* H( d; v5 ]
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ( P+ h2 B; u( @1 a
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
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year they send us a complete dick." |
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