a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
/ m; H. X. Q8 }2 \7 x, J  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' }( x& r4 E& V9 J3 u  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
# Q. N; e/ k% l0 p  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
/ K+ Q! [' }) t- M9 ]5 Y  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 m! _( L/ C6 p2 Y, J; y: `  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) q% M7 C/ q6 t* N% ~  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
' J* U( q1 N% W# h. X4 M. g2 I/ I+ q1 n2 R  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- U2 B$ k0 J# u% V% `  o  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
& J- o, X9 I$ Y9 [! b  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. h4 @& N$ P0 ~  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
2 {, h; E6 h8 w" D; ]  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
; Q0 R2 R( p: x  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
+ g. h9 Z: C5 [( O+ ^  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: |9 N& P9 B; M8 `+ d' ~( ^  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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