a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
0 e. g' q  E1 P3 j% ^  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
! W4 F" @6 W- A; {" F: y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 m: \9 E  L" T! F  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
, i- A+ Y; y2 ~6 L' c4 Q1 \  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 g9 F0 j' v; X* T% Y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 K& h, X  i' r! ^  m% s& J  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
. ?& g; h) g2 ^: ?) a9 u, P( v0 u  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
* _! w) g2 H- V  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  e; C. Z& g' r& O- k  plaster."                                                                 
$ k. c1 W/ Z+ v                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
; B! z# l' ?+ B  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
7 h' }, r+ v/ V: d5 d" I& O8 T: Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 c; {; G. V3 y- C1 q% Z* Z  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
+ }' A- E9 l1 q2 d  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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