a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" d- k" \# R, E$ h% v# N) |  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
! d0 f  q8 c( {  y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  @" J' V4 Y4 w' H; L3 R1 H0 O( u  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
7 d  @  [0 y' Q3 ~5 P( b  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
" b# B' R# P/ N  b. x$ b  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! `( u3 t; b' b1 g) [: X- H, |  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
& i% c6 B$ @1 z. \4 G  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
/ r  H5 S% \& @, I- P  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. ?" `% ~0 C$ N4 v# D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ p& r5 k! W. T! T  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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