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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ! B4 m, \/ o! b6 f* s
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the $ l" v U& @: i7 n6 c
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a5 F, \ v' Y7 c }& @! Z6 Y
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 z5 h) {1 l- R little left to be of any use?" # w" P7 w9 G# L& I; R7 c
' X$ m2 z. Q: H' ^ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to , y% b# H- U! ]$ @' Q
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of % c) h2 D* X- ^( @* J4 I$ B
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 5 g7 @' d7 q5 V0 l' {
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. " u3 }. Q; {& j6 s
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
# t9 e) e/ L* y% } over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
8 x, e8 q0 X* r/ }1 s trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
0 Y2 @2 x' I7 Y- E9 B the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 0 c) X7 E, c4 H3 U/ D3 x5 i
plaster." ' \, I& O! ~7 Q) ^/ u* a
( q% P7 J0 U# J# w% Q2 k4 [* i "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
$ ~. {4 D: E6 y, `2 H d the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
; a$ F7 b) |' B" O9 Z) G" Y leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
# H7 f) A' [+ Q- K* N. W "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
+ p+ g7 Q8 p' Y5 l. s$ B7 D9 K the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
+ L7 O" P! @% ?! r* M1 f( [ year they send us a complete dick." |
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