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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ) e9 B8 n7 h7 W% y
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ n1 b6 v3 s( ^5 u$ |0 e* Y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- K% t. p, O' M' @
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% P) z; ]; G/ J+ J0 k( L  little left to be of any use?"                                            9 W, J$ K% T" I  J: c" W
                                                                            $ {! R$ Y: H# C, X* ]
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    8 `: _  s4 W/ ^; ^  ^, [6 Z8 d
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 {9 [! ]  e# P) v3 Z) d' U
  bandages."                                                                ! Y6 _# U! a" r$ d/ K
                                                                           
( _, {' E7 m3 {  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ d7 l8 F, y! B, j$ S! G2 U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    - [/ Q8 N0 h6 u5 Q" v/ A! h7 T. g0 s
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  + P3 ?, a2 c+ N2 Z
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  3 N: n! y+ t* ?( W: ^3 r7 ~
                                                                           
4 ^( G* s$ T. @$ R  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    # P& |/ Y$ z& S
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to     P0 ?! i* l5 _" a3 w: m
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   , w' C6 v7 ?+ P" {& {9 h
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    6 u. T# b6 d8 r3 o& g, q' Y9 V
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
& r9 A0 ~# O& D8 }  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                     R4 k; U: r  A$ L) i5 ~
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   9 @4 e$ `' B- n$ {9 R
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    - h: f% i7 M5 m" o9 r+ k
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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