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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
7 N U7 T7 g4 m; M& D1 } audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the & W( t9 P' d7 H- P6 a v( i
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a7 k: o9 Y+ H0 r2 z. M2 U
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" R: _! B/ O7 U0 e little left to be of any use?"
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4 p7 S5 z6 r7 M$ `1 s& ^ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 2 l; o- Z9 ?) d. c! q/ s
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 4 _ t2 f# y0 @# {. K7 \, i
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
3 Q4 z6 j2 S9 v1 n6 L( ^" f question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. * X+ E# D# n( M1 a6 v
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
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9 v7 w) M6 u) X1 G4 t' A9 e "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
1 ?- l& T6 b$ O6 g" B6 O trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
3 |" T1 _# k( k' x# s# C the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ; J1 z }$ z2 y3 Y) _; P* ^
plaster." ( G9 @, n" H5 `
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
7 R: k |+ X5 u5 ]9 P4 \ the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the / m$ U0 v4 G& |2 U" }/ E) }
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" + v+ n4 d3 q6 T. _
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all * ]7 E2 P& f; ] K" h
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a , j* r6 M! y/ ~7 d2 Y3 I& |2 m" \
year they send us a complete dick." |
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