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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    # X' L, O; |' M4 v! R
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ' e4 V3 @9 O9 z, ?6 ?+ A
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
) P1 G4 c  }% N4 P) J) N) l  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 _* C# X8 ~" v" I/ N! }  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
( e, _( _: Z1 `7 i; j9 B  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    - m% q* ]& {8 G- j
  bandages."                                                               
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7 O- W! t. z, w( t& O  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         . M: W+ m" q* ^' L
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 z9 V1 k$ v# q0 q' D  r' k8 A  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  6 p$ }8 z7 I8 i' I
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                    j) ~$ O0 D# Y" I3 B
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ a7 R7 d) |# Y7 X6 L! C0 A  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 }8 E  I3 m  B2 H  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
& i7 L& `. ~. O' P3 D) l8 y1 J  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
" e( ~/ C( L* v# K  N8 i0 |  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
4 p1 n# Q+ @3 w, ?  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   7 }  e  _: G8 ~7 _
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   $ M' A" n# k, }% X: U6 i! P) r  |
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 V2 ~; [4 c2 H- ?+ g  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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