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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
7 \/ E& T" U4 H9 N audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
, f( K. U( _( @5 E8 B books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
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little left to be of any use?" 9 F3 d$ [! K5 \* r) y3 Z
9 F0 ^# ^; }) U7 k# A, \( ? "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 0 K3 @, U, H$ I0 \5 \8 |1 _
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of + o% `3 d# w" e; X# {* u. C) d3 L
bandages." 4 }; }0 \$ A9 J5 D$ j1 c
0 J+ n# R5 l' {# e* `- A; C "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
2 t: }* p4 k4 b! `3 _# T7 Y! X; ^ question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
, Q5 p) E! c1 ^2 c, e7 p. J "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 8 Q- \* L; @5 ?/ e) a2 U6 H
over after setting a cast on a patient?" " d+ d" h6 J5 ~" N3 k. M
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
- J/ f) p& M. `& @( }3 o+ @6 H5 R trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to : g# t/ k, s2 B
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
$ @+ G+ T4 W! [* G) T; ?, Z# }+ D0 k% z the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
$ l- X! e5 x W4 t: x* C leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ! A% t: N' G! c. u9 Z. `* p
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all - x1 L: M. q$ W& m0 S
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a : G% {/ [( t: z
year they send us a complete dick." |
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