a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ J  P. F- x+ F6 k; ]' O% W  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
. ]; @. J3 g, C+ \  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  M9 I) K! S- L4 t  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% v+ h5 i" K( E" w  ^" W) g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: L" V. R3 b! @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
9 R! P7 @) ]8 L  T: U8 z& A  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  a# n, A7 t) f, ~  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* s- Y+ z9 f3 Y% E3 i4 z  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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