a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
; |6 e4 _4 E% k/ f  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' ?" k, v* o- Y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& Q' V+ m1 j. e& j' l1 D  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
' a  \8 ^9 \" i9 I' ^  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
6 _5 N& {; J6 G' e2 [  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 c$ N  U/ E  A( l  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: a4 h7 D& {/ h8 {  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
+ O5 x# ]& s1 B. S" O* \$ L  C0 @                                                                           
6 \- Q% d  K5 d8 q. ~3 F  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! n  Z- u5 D; F; J" W- J& a  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: B! Q# @) N% v0 @/ Z  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
5 c$ B7 s6 j+ q4 ?( h  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( `2 d3 b1 ]- c/ ]+ _  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: c, F8 n+ l7 k! `6 \. _  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* M- k9 y' Z0 j" p  l0 ?8 l5 ~  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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