a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
) K+ E, Y8 O8 |% z2 a5 R  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ S0 I  Y0 v/ t  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 {) L. ?; e0 j: p  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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) B  \/ l! M3 Y4 G% m2 @6 f  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' U/ ]; r- A' m& ~; Z% T  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; _$ R- o2 M1 `" j  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  f. t( `2 O! ~+ h5 h; k  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* a! r4 c+ _. i) x  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
9 d9 j0 E, M' z/ X5 [/ G4 X9 {  o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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