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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    . S# }3 {" |4 @) T5 Z
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the     ?( q7 h" b* ~
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 W0 u, }9 |2 r2 y' Y% G$ d1 [  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too - W+ [, c" _8 X* w) e9 _! D) S) F3 M$ W
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
; x( E5 `& X+ k/ f  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    : S3 F- U1 ~* e
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. ^0 U3 ?* W  ?5 w0 Z- [) @  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    9 C* a" C9 t( `) _/ S# _
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 Q- G; z( q% F  n  N) w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to      |9 s5 L! }% q0 c8 \
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   & M: f7 K$ `- U1 C# f$ {
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 X6 R) P" x; G1 r5 m  plaster."                                                                 # t+ R5 q' e% z8 A+ H
                                                                           
5 u& v5 x* Q) U+ r  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: P6 ~  b- e: r# e  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     & ~7 C! c- l5 k
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ( Z5 i& Z/ E6 ~/ z1 j) B4 s/ B# \
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ f- @" V) v4 [+ m, Y$ x  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  P, o2 p6 {2 o: L% i; l' U4 F  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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