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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ) t9 a- l) a0 e! [! D
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 9 s1 ^% p( T9 z2 K1 h1 o
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 l: ?, ?9 T/ ?$ d1 S2 ~ lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too : y, ?) M' D, e8 k; D* X# @
little left to be of any use?" / G2 X! E! r9 `/ I, h, |; }
/ n+ i/ D/ E# L9 o. J4 R "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 7 x- h! X4 C! ~: h" d
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
- ?) |1 J5 @0 e9 m" H' U) f question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
. ]+ r, x! O# V6 h0 I" |2 m "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left & ?8 `9 F3 X9 C" w z
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 2 L9 K& C `; m+ l u2 m
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
( g" v; q& Z w trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to : [6 _/ I+ l* `2 j# W Q
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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& y% J+ X. N/ Y7 ~6 R "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
4 g Z3 G1 Q4 ~8 K the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
) s8 J3 ~( Z% r leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ( a" y4 o& k' s) N$ ^8 W9 O
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all , z/ w0 D0 O5 s
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 4 x* J- ?! U& h2 Y' P
year they send us a complete dick." |
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