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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    & K  B  T* V. A$ \, |0 `+ Z9 _5 X
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   . l  O8 b2 a& T" R+ _
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a" L. g* z/ \/ e4 y# `/ |
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 I) E8 |- S2 q# i, P  K) @+ ~7 g# e  little left to be of any use?"                                            - c+ p! s' C$ I# F( f* Q# e
                                                                           
" R% P3 [6 V2 M; T  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 f2 h* {3 |7 ]+ f' g  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  Q1 w* E" q. _3 w/ b  bandages."                                                                0 {8 j, |1 e- |  e2 e/ I2 r
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
9 R8 y3 j7 M# G& l% l! C  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  o: P1 {0 ~+ \% b3 F' Q- Z9 v! P5 F  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 p1 v( I8 A) M8 Z( F8 P  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    0 G2 S& j. d4 P5 d  q7 v
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 @7 ^/ e6 K2 Z
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   , V. D6 ~7 Z& K0 \1 l/ m
  plaster."                                                                 
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( ?' Q& Z3 {6 H7 ~0 L( w  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    4 K$ h$ w9 h. V: |1 d
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     & J+ @  F* j6 u7 l' K2 p
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% _8 t# R2 D1 h  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
4 B9 a0 G* c" c  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 i5 }6 m/ n" v6 D$ e6 S  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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