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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
& j# R; q5 V4 |9 N4 E  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* ]6 b1 c& D; J) H+ k  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a, p( L4 I( t1 y+ K
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 ~3 n) u+ s! G  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* G; `- H; S, r5 h- T4 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 ]( H- z% J& P. a' \7 e
  bandages."                                                               
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# J" u! u4 E8 g% S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         + k* r; `# E& T2 O5 [: P  ?4 [
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
, \( `+ m5 w6 X/ \4 Z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
3 l5 f1 {7 o8 r( ?+ u  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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6 {7 P# f+ M( n  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    9 G6 `' i% x7 M
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
& F3 n1 A2 H4 o$ Q! ]; w/ x  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   8 K% E; b  F0 l) x0 v( i; y; t6 f
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    # \" t5 D& e2 |: o
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     7 F7 R$ w) w+ U* E
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   " l  a  y3 f  M1 o* S; W: q- g% X: @
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   & W6 s$ K* l; O* t
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    2 k) V; R# o6 j- g6 O
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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