a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
% w8 |3 M& b7 r5 h0 U  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
% R8 R9 c) g: I* x# m. p4 K3 ^  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
. I4 V8 Q* m+ r% t) e2 B! k  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
6 E6 O3 t+ M5 F2 e' D8 B  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
% E, N4 i: q8 `2 `3 R$ W6 z5 m# D  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. q# n  p/ C: k1 w4 L& U, ~  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
! S1 K- j4 W1 g; _. y  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
5 v7 J, ]$ Y2 _3 ?( l  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
) t; n  h; a1 M7 t! B. H  plaster."                                                                 
- o# s9 m3 U1 b                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: w# a. m$ ~7 W6 d/ w6 d4 R  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* C+ X% _' J4 X  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
& C/ @  d* D2 q+ |" A  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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