a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
- |3 J0 ?& F" o: s, D3 @  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
% A* ]3 V. N9 }/ d! Q  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ |8 y# A1 {0 S: U( n+ N  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
' Q% b! ^$ |8 D+ A0 w  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
; B3 K% ^$ x6 V# v3 _4 v  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ v( V5 x  H( r+ |, f2 w  q/ V3 Y  bandages."                                                               
8 G' Z7 s( O$ z                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" ]9 w" B: X) z, ]2 g  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 o9 c# [7 T3 d( a  @6 E5 g: [) {3 w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# T% T% }% x  B: n$ x% \  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  p2 j) {' l# O5 X. a  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) E9 T2 ]7 G' i  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 t6 `: y" f7 ?, V  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: K8 m: D# w! B2 k  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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