a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
0 a, Q$ k$ r$ p! t+ b  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
5 i2 B' X* [2 c; S# Y" m  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
# b. a1 Q" s$ k% m, O8 R  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
9 \1 i: M  p' T$ T3 s$ c0 M                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
3 ^' d4 C$ E' \- q- s# F' L  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
4 \' m! s% l. _  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 s/ k* I7 K  C: A2 E+ K: g* S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: m& f: r1 V; F, J+ }; H  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
$ [4 z. P7 H# X" _6 c  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
& H" H) i0 j- C* k+ S& g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
$ z, e% [) K. B, v" X  S2 ?                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' w3 ~! _5 s2 Q; o  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
5 D( H$ [- V+ b8 F4 l' j  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
% T" C2 Y6 D1 c$ \" F  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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