a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 `. Q: ?# e5 V. F# ^  s  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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" {# z& a# i5 E2 G& R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: E7 Z6 ]' e( L* U  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
0 X/ y& Y# H& N6 h6 y  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 J5 z; z8 }" s7 }7 o$ p  Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
1 t7 D8 {" X; y% i0 B  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 g% `5 ^+ e4 ^$ y# T  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* Y: z0 G* H2 e2 c) |/ {1 L# f  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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