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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
9 H! ?, U6 Y! \0 y- R9 i audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
4 O& C1 A" b7 Y1 c, D. F3 t& z! b books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
b. r2 f/ d; F& W2 X lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 `6 \9 B0 P& O5 U, j little left to be of any use?" & ^6 Z4 w& F. l% @
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to , t4 Q2 \- c+ Z. U
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of + b2 X/ h3 ~ R7 E( S( G- I
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+ l8 |) h. w9 v0 Y/ ^; k: P "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual / t! N. v3 P# Z: h/ L
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
" S& E9 R z/ Q; e I "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
' G( |' q. V3 o over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
' X3 r) z/ m2 f' b$ L* }7 s4 Q trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to / k2 _1 D. |: y0 o
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of F. C+ m/ G& z X5 K1 d
plaster."
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+ E2 z& z0 R7 T1 s0 A, l c3 V" A "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 6 c2 B" n5 ^0 E8 z* u* e
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
+ V3 A" ` t) \$ }; s leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
3 _( s5 o5 o' \5 F2 k6 v, m& g4 B "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ) i9 |& {( R- B+ B; K' W O
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a . f( B: }! v3 p5 u8 ?
year they send us a complete dick." |
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