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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    3 k2 i# L# ~5 G
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
7 g. \2 f& O7 e/ c3 b  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a7 |: R0 I8 D, o  f! j
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
, y( K: n/ e, f' r8 Q( x7 v1 @  little left to be of any use?"                                            
9 i( j& b: |3 i. L. ]                                                                           
7 m% C6 `+ N9 r, {4 M  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ h" g+ y! k' C) v; a& |2 d6 [  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    # Y; D( `- s, B8 k/ i; v
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ; Z! F* c  Z8 ?7 e4 ~/ e
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ m6 k6 }" W9 q8 K  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
( v: C# W6 Y$ ?, M. f  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ' k, w5 W$ J* i* D
                                                                            , M% A9 c7 m! ^9 o( F
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ V5 S: j8 J" ?9 k  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   : w+ ~, P, e- \8 _5 S
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   & Q" w! ~; [! }+ p
  plaster."                                                                 
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. z9 S1 p6 I- c. }; Z+ j$ _% j2 m. O% r  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ) l, M9 |1 ]( E, X- Y1 x
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     : M. `6 @9 p5 E, R# K
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ; |: F' L3 w% O, k# a) _% n; y
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ ]1 \+ j* Z' n! ]: c9 J/ D  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    # _+ a* h) M7 S
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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