a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
- _4 w+ w7 z5 q6 ?5 [  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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# l, }, r) d9 a5 ]) R  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
7 L, M" s+ m7 H: S$ w: ^4 N( j  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  }: \7 I# p$ q  V: i) x  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
; t% }% m3 m- n# R" z! X  H6 F  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
+ I( L, r3 x4 v* r1 T* O- g  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
9 H5 S3 }( b- X; s. C& {  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, c* D2 r9 O4 [  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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