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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" Z( y+ M4 `; q( S- x  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   ) \3 j+ Z6 Z, n% j+ W  I/ Y
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, f# T( m, I7 ]9 E  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 0 X! y- a* E( s2 D, _$ l
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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) S, [- K- Z- Y/ x% }* D  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
$ ~0 d8 L$ j  M  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
* ^2 ^) H' a$ ]) v8 B/ |  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
' d+ M% G! y( s  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. W4 ?0 ]3 a/ [4 c% [4 o2 l9 E  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  s; `, I4 y3 G" w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  8 a; u4 i$ w1 L; g' {' l
                                                                           
0 k7 \- O- O1 C  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 e4 A6 c  \( a# j* Q0 t: X  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ( {) C* x3 ?' Q
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  a2 Q5 q7 j( A  plaster."                                                                 * V& N, m4 E9 T
                                                                           
$ E4 w7 E8 {1 H' e  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    : G* e2 U6 H2 I
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' U8 U* H( T$ b; p6 ^+ {/ M. y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
" J3 e% H+ C! G4 E3 w  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
* j/ ]( [7 x5 j+ U0 A4 L  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    : Y. g2 C2 r" R% k" _
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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