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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 v4 _5 ?* e5 g3 K: |* R  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ x9 r0 w9 y& j# |  O& Y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a( d' e9 |  W) I  G/ {
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
% `1 h3 |/ a6 b  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% f5 |5 w" h8 F8 }% V8 u' t  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 h; j+ u+ w3 w& z+ P
  bandages."                                                                * e6 o( ]7 M( {7 b9 `, ]& j5 [
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         4 o) E4 a7 v- s4 R
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" Y" p" t$ T$ i/ }( K  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; `+ v2 U4 ?* q  T0 {  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  & K3 i8 t) h6 A3 V' O
                                                                           
- T: q# c5 V3 F  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    3 x" J7 J) p2 R1 e. c
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   6 L. k. c5 N2 G* {/ t3 J
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   + C9 @3 ~, \; Q6 r; z5 l$ |
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
& J) G# F- m" }: z0 p- n" ^  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: K$ V7 J! L  d5 J4 T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   3 a0 e: r& @2 H, D2 o& @6 \( y/ F* Y
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   . e' ~/ U- d4 e
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
5 ~1 Z- F5 N5 ?$ ?- k# `  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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