a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  R, M& V4 P% m, E6 o  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 U/ T, e# q" ?6 F* p* B  bandages."                                                               
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/ n3 ~* `8 D+ I. g3 d8 g2 }; e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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; b/ ?7 q# C* Z4 I/ n' n  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* L- n! \' R2 d( l! W! q  U  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. A  Q: P% H8 W: Z9 y, F, e  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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' N+ ]" w9 n4 v7 C5 I  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ q# B  `3 v" P  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 w% s! d& X0 z1 Z  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
9 O, x. J) L7 U' n) ]* b  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- k4 x  t8 [) m  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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