a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" ^. v! h  Z) J  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 I) Y: U5 \; j/ V/ s6 {' Y  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: N! e! X, }$ B9 n( Q" l  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. E- Y3 d, F6 n8 ~6 U) x  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
( w0 Z1 g$ _; Q6 U5 u& M2 ~  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  W- s- G& x# u/ n  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 d* L  k; S2 |( Z3 \0 l  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
2 a1 s, D% {) b  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
6 _  U( g3 |8 a% }+ e  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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