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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ( t' g+ J. ]7 ~1 Y/ O
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 Q- U- ]; r! g4 R  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 Q( Z' \  r& S8 P, N4 O  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ) d( r+ o6 Z+ e
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    : N+ {7 j6 m4 F9 M+ ?4 a& |
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. L+ _/ p3 @7 X: {2 c. a9 V& y- h3 S  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. H3 Q! E' w+ P5 O, ~  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    6 Q: z" ]! A" @( ~) o
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  9 E) Z" G2 [; L7 B1 e$ {
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  " L2 i/ t# ^8 j4 o7 o$ o& R: M
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    5 z; @% w! N, C7 G
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   . v1 Z* {+ w$ Q  l3 ~
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   ! p' c. v8 l" ?# R
  plaster."                                                                 ( l- }$ m% B) e% g7 p" w6 `
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    6 ~: e7 i; I) u4 ~) L! A/ p! X# \
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) V9 n  F+ T6 q2 L/ y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   & D( O9 U! }! g% |) l* {  a" J5 Z
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 O) S+ [1 @) Q$ o- G# m( \  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    " `4 V1 l/ X( ]0 r! }
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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