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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, w/ }1 R, I1 x6 E" Z! n7 J$ N  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   - s8 }) }3 _* M9 u9 ~- _( N
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a( _9 G1 |7 p' [# P3 M+ f! g( T1 \8 J
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 U- i( n$ z' l2 b  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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3 g4 X2 V, n( k$ O) q% F  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    / t, }. R8 W6 }8 n, n0 j
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    # w+ G$ C+ I' [3 b
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
* l* E( I3 y4 B" [  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
1 }5 x* z1 I" `% _4 f4 f/ q) E  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
, R6 O' q& S2 S- t8 n" I  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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& C# a6 g# V; z/ b2 ]  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
) a. \) T- e4 T" q9 E9 x  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   : |. K  z; l! f# _/ X
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
: X# t0 [/ n/ m+ }# |  plaster."                                                                 + J* c* N2 W, n* e0 n
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
( `1 {5 r3 O# O  y* C/ g! h! C+ O  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" w( t6 G+ Q0 T! P! w8 V  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ) z  ^. T9 K% M( V6 x
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 x! @; D* u: _" r* f  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    & h8 x$ W3 r3 ?
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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