a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' g7 D/ J; ^1 \$ Y/ ^6 e" k7 K, }  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( j7 [4 L0 f1 F  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 W+ d% z. ]" i5 y5 Y  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ b. x# u* D6 W& U+ d  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
+ L% a" l, L3 d2 k( q9 j  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ c9 O' v$ O8 o, D5 f# Z) r% f  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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. d1 y. H. L( S& O6 b* v  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ N5 s  w$ `1 @5 C' u8 u& H; n  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! k0 s- B' u: M! I7 ^4 p! Y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; U1 s0 J) x  I% d  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
! l  {" @+ v8 K& h' S7 u7 W  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 `) k+ P  j! ~  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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