a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
8 H! u  U* U; R0 y  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* f8 Z! y' J" y8 M  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  n9 i" [1 H2 g" F) u- j# x/ d8 X, P  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
3 K1 N! t' Q- ~( E  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
+ n( Q- _0 l7 q4 {* s, I7 L  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ D! o9 d* L" H9 X  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
" [& J' u8 l3 }2 U* B4 W8 S  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 a3 g" U; b5 Q( Z! O  U  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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5 q- U8 `& a0 w& n* j* k7 }  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
! a7 x6 D& h  ]) f  I2 `: w8 z1 p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 O5 s8 _" A$ H9 k* }  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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