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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
+ V$ N- d. o4 ?4 }0 j audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 0 ~6 s6 ^- Q; p% \! [& T
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a- q$ W! G! h q2 f& |
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 i; t3 ^- s; O; ?# D little left to be of any use?" 5 s+ [. Q2 b9 o5 m7 J# t2 o/ d# q
+ ?. |4 m. \6 `* w, o "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ' |+ L2 H8 A$ q
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
" Z g" X$ Z3 _6 R3 c3 a6 i% l& L bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual % \3 r9 v8 l9 ?2 {6 q: t
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ( {' {2 B4 ]/ u, ? |/ z- |$ s+ ]
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left " m7 |0 J; S }: }8 U
over after setting a cast on a patient?" % W% l2 t1 j7 ^+ E4 f+ L! ]: E
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
5 Y6 q3 R3 K9 e# Q0 Z6 O- {/ H& F trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 8 c" W* F0 R9 `
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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" s9 ?$ q! m4 [4 ]- j0 G" A "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster G' Z x! f- T7 ^; C8 {
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
5 m6 N! N8 l$ y+ A leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
, F" _% A1 ^7 S; W. f% s8 ~ "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
4 c# Y6 H" o. s' B. E the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
) N. G2 J3 C# z2 D" a4 ~, v' u; m year they send us a complete dick." |
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