a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
4 l. V, N3 w" c9 s' i* L& T/ {  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& ^: ?( p  g4 f! `  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
* _  U4 r' S: @! Y' a0 o5 ]  v  b  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ u8 h% @; U/ Q: C- z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 w. W# B% E8 ?# u1 J" d9 n  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! _& j( X2 d6 x4 o' Q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; O$ w9 A& H5 u  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; C7 M5 C7 b% I* s; I  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! b4 ~+ N7 a7 r& ?! _  ]  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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