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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    0 P( s2 D# Y) j
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
8 u( u5 y5 z5 |9 j  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a* |) Z8 a% |+ v% v
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. F& J' e  l7 t& l7 K  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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) J- F% I+ L+ f+ A# m" [. D( l5 B  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
* K1 m+ V) p+ A8 @& i- W* j  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    : k7 r% Z# e. g  x4 y
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ( d/ B$ `# B4 u3 H" L) v
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
1 J1 E9 ?& Q/ s+ Z3 ~  f4 m. S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 K8 r/ J3 r- B' J# t" k9 j  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  # e1 r4 g! j" M! L# {$ L- P
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ; G+ X! W+ H; }0 G
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   1 S" O* Z: D7 J5 v* j3 h" s4 E) O8 ]
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of     w4 f$ C1 o# p4 v
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: o; C% U, S8 ~0 Z2 M  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ( F7 H; Y! d2 P6 S; C2 P
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
# k5 l% H1 P5 {0 ~3 n  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   3 }. o' N; }6 A/ y) Z0 R
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    0 g/ V$ j5 M! c9 b; U! T( G: w
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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