a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
$ m% @/ R0 U  h  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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; F* ^$ f1 e" Y$ z3 X+ L9 ~" C+ `  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. S8 ^: t* x2 I7 Y5 F( U( M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
( A% ?% u7 N3 G2 A8 T) Q. E9 Z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% d9 l) ^; P  S% k8 w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 f  K0 z6 ~; P& g' X# d$ w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: Z( w: X. d) N6 ^* p& q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( \& Y; H) `  g* p, m  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
" W5 T4 d; |; c3 C: L  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 b( n" k4 @/ K9 m- T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 P9 C& N! j7 v( I$ ~! e% V  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
' C1 `( s% r* ~  K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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