a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
8 X, l' f$ v9 D  t( f% U1 K: |  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
4 T  S/ [, ?, F  f/ r1 A  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
: k4 Z0 D0 q0 a" S* s. `, e7 I  f  little left to be of any use?"                                            
) ]: B7 u) @' f3 X1 l- r                                                                           
0 J0 W" `% S' ^( m, [' n  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ N1 S5 |2 n5 e: H  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
6 Z  E' |" `! q* K+ o& v  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
8 ?$ q3 F9 k) q, T* d& M1 n2 [  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 Y* E# u; a4 B& D- J  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
; M% Z: s) O5 @, _  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- I" e* Q  X8 E7 v7 q, i1 B0 c: [  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
! R+ y8 _, I9 p+ T; ]) u' ?  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
1 h! h& K# o1 \' m- n  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 f4 j. ]& D0 N( p( |  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
7 f. T) [( V6 |  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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