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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ' P0 ^2 J# Q) Y& h6 m* s
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   + ]/ P  x, l0 @5 M& h0 M
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a/ c: c' J4 p8 [4 k) X
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 7 N+ i+ J! r8 H
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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7 y+ `9 k/ q+ w  o! q8 f  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& x- X8 {, R- n/ Y$ B  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ) l9 t  O! P- z4 c' m
  bandages."                                                                2 O$ r" \$ h$ R3 u, c9 }
                                                                           
3 |5 }+ v$ `1 C6 W' d& v  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; E; {" X: ?9 ^! `% ^  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    & Q6 T  o5 i# {# ?8 u% Z
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  0 Y& Y8 a0 p; b  {- w- L/ s
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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) e6 h0 a# A& F0 y7 w( o1 _  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
* G9 r" X# g9 j. l; D  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   : J: Y* B6 m# n% z
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
, F6 x* y# e; _) o* r/ {  plaster."                                                                 
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0 R$ g6 q4 w! x- H% y6 w: A  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
1 Z2 [1 n9 r# ]- M% Q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) ]. _5 @- J$ r. l" k8 ^3 |+ v  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   0 v* a+ A  b# r0 k3 k
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   & c3 [. l1 J) Q5 ~" l! T
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ! `) q# h' R) y& {# B0 W( [, W
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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