 鲜花( 2253)  鸡蛋( 32)
|
At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
, g3 }+ z' s( ~5 g" Z3 Q audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the Y9 l* {: K6 Y' z9 h7 k
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a F3 ` Q9 Z( i; g% _1 i
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" e T+ W+ d/ S1 Q# a5 F. S little left to be of any use?" 0 j5 @/ ~; v2 j$ V
2 j7 f5 d9 E7 n: d+ N "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 2 L$ ?( h9 E1 n& D) h, v. E9 |6 ?; C$ ^
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
1 V' X) D! L7 K0 \5 U# t3 q- K4 q bandages."
& D: \) m, c" k% m( P$ ]( U 8 `5 Q6 Q9 U7 Z1 z* ?5 p( |
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
9 N* p5 Y. g: i" M. L question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 3 U* m' `. x+ H6 x( i: Q
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left . t% A5 M; \$ c1 |
over after setting a cast on a patient?" + E: h8 s0 g' c# u
2 C- ~: O6 A+ \1 W9 y" _
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 3 [/ ~ S0 G8 N G) c/ b! w$ r
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 4 @/ U& y' q4 _, X* U/ m
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of * U# m. g" c7 |
plaster." - ]. V0 k9 B# p; `4 D# n
# s$ l4 Y1 L! t# s% ?8 l
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 4 g4 g5 `% |' m+ `' ~& y; ?1 v+ [
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the {# k( e0 t& c8 w
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" . g- c' D2 l5 X% a8 i- U
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
$ O, c! C1 b. V9 O: _ the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
' ?* j" s% v/ C, k5 T* f year they send us a complete dick." |
|