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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    . j. }. G( c! \3 R' m
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 r! I6 c+ i' r# |$ n  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
% ?0 I3 g' l+ Y7 ]& S/ A  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 E% S# B! D# }4 l  little left to be of any use?"                                            4 w. E! F0 v0 R6 z" G: u
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
' Q( {2 ^/ I  V' p/ b( S& l* w7 O  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  S1 K& U; M2 \! |. R( J# Y1 \  bandages."                                                                  g2 r- {" h/ ?$ t. s' E- y! o
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         : W0 w: z* @& c! T4 C5 t0 Z7 {
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
8 L* W  s' Z! l, z% B; Y1 e  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 t  K2 l' g6 x! K' i3 J  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
/ l9 _/ ^) u( S1 V& r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# }5 I( i: E' p/ f3 e' @8 B8 ?  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
& \) b3 S; j" o5 O( U- Z  plaster."                                                                 0 r5 |& j  \" _. m
                                                                           
) }6 s' o5 I  a+ M) \8 [  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    , |' |$ D" A: M& Y* D0 {1 ~& P
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
9 q# ]) y9 n7 J" G- [5 f  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   4 p+ _* a8 C1 I5 {- H
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ; l# h' V( t# U7 I* F/ l
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
7 U) u: N6 j( d7 S- o- O  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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