a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
4 P& D* ^# ~* u( x" S& B0 `  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. p5 @7 D, a0 [2 Z* Z0 x6 R- i9 E( t. @  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" u; @2 n2 U5 s) A  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
0 e6 u3 G- x% [) I7 J  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
# H, f7 q' ~' ~* e  A. j+ [  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
3 M4 t- f; V1 v0 @4 p/ ?  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
, |+ _# `' m0 T+ L, ]  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
" M6 v9 E7 ^. V% Z$ j1 Y5 i  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
1 Q7 A1 f/ `# R! C, Y  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 O7 w* O3 O* B7 k: f  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
# a$ A6 P) P, t) o( Y4 F  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# _  ~: X1 j: ]( w  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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