a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" x) V- S5 H3 e4 X. B) j  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 f4 Y4 W" P  \8 _4 x9 R  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
+ `1 e( x' S- `# M  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  U5 Z# K7 i+ U  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% T7 Z7 r" O( b" I) z  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ a0 p$ c& T3 M, I/ ~9 G  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: x7 f$ A8 Z. M/ S# @5 C* q1 P. k$ i9 A) I  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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+ y" P$ [  M2 r  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ ^  {. x3 z/ v! K; H2 `  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 ^3 [1 b0 Q, u! Y) v  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
0 A4 A) U# o( ]& b6 B8 X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- x, w# U9 u1 Q8 P  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 B4 z' k1 T. @( c) n$ M  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; W+ E+ V2 g  }. s4 Z0 \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- e+ R) H& G; }: g# P  }' n' F  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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