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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: I5 |# P" v: s5 [4 R  x# d  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   5 z$ \8 m3 T$ P  N* P* G' Z
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 I1 e' U& m( W# s: t5 g) o/ e4 C; L  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( n3 b7 n. j& S' B3 B9 H  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    6 [6 S& U3 [  [. s
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 y4 m* X0 M0 D1 U$ w  bandages."                                                                8 J# P  Z1 J7 X+ z* w* [7 b7 o
                                                                           
7 ?1 y8 y) I' n1 z7 {# l. D  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ }6 b  K9 a, |5 M! p: f: h" J  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
( U3 D3 G# z  ^2 m  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  : q% d; u# Q3 N* U: ?
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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2 w. A2 N( a$ J  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    * N9 W  c  G( c# }, A# R' H
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( r, o! c& I- P$ Z  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   + S! t# c  E9 {% [0 A/ L3 `3 H
  plaster."                                                                 * B3 F# V" B4 Z" f( G
                                                                           
' ~0 S" c1 b& q  f: v$ a7 n: c  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    0 c7 {! ?: f- Z, u! b
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     9 F  _3 S% k8 v- g7 n" g
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ) x- M0 S' f; F- l9 w
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ! O$ u& \' D. |) ]( w+ }4 j
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    3 k' k$ t! q: @( m; S
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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