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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
0 J2 @4 t7 m" R9 H* B audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
4 m( y1 J- r* `5 y/ E. ] books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a) l! Z: [- R$ [" ~
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too l T! f( i. ^. y
little left to be of any use?"
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0 T0 n0 F3 L; T( [" m "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 8 P- W0 Z. i) @/ x
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
! J$ w; l H) J4 Q3 j bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
" l( Z' l0 o. X, O question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
: d) g$ x+ S/ _- m: D. t "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left / Y) O8 K3 W5 P6 t E
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
; h6 ]5 c5 [% x/ C, ~, \" l trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
" X' e% D# j, s2 B' \& S; c the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
# \ x( i& d* U+ l3 {- Y plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
' g+ z% Z2 c/ y6 v2 B the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
$ M7 X% [+ h2 N( [ a leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" & _$ t/ H* w$ L! _" {4 j/ E0 D. l
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ! [' M; ^0 h2 D7 q+ L0 R
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a $ S3 x8 O2 x. B8 K2 |
year they send us a complete dick." |
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