a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
1 W( n3 q( m1 w( Z9 ?; V  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! C6 s! N8 y: N5 E/ J( e  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 w1 q* f8 u& J% N3 ]  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: Z  U7 y( s2 `. u$ Q- S  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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9 x1 \5 y( c9 ]0 i; p  r  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
7 q0 A* ]3 b1 r+ o+ M6 I# C9 H  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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3 f" m, `. ?1 I: J6 L  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 \; R% P* I7 }) y* c% a  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
$ ^9 \: R; r2 J: B. \+ k+ A: ~  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ Q; E' R- C$ e# V  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
, ^8 ?! j; B6 y7 S  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
& r  A) t" z7 x( v. \# w/ H  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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