a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
# Q; S7 V' k  v6 ]) Q  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" Z! n. ^( ^& s" F' s  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 ~1 b  b- [8 w( ]  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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# b$ q, v" y+ n' M% v4 B3 P  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 ?7 f! K  B' y) @3 o# C" t5 A% l0 ^  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
! m# y( @) Q- o" D/ A4 j8 e  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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( ]# s4 a/ o  k, m2 x6 q% l  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' i* S# q- K6 Q/ ?6 q$ K- c  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- R% o. y  E, [; o  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
6 _0 I+ R! K: R4 t; |1 t5 _1 S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 n; X4 }' p/ U" E6 o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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