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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
0 J2 @4 t7 m" R9 H* B  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
4 m( y1 J- r* `5 y/ E. ]  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a) l! Z: [- R$ [" ~
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too   l  T! f( i. ^. y
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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0 T0 n0 F3 L; T( [" m  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    8 P- W0 Z. i) @/ x
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
! J$ w; l  H) J4 Q3 j  bandages."                                                               
# U8 X1 g- [7 D$ y+ h                                                                            0 r& h/ u) f/ c7 t' K
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" l( Z' l0 o. X, O  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
: d) g$ x+ S/ _- m: D. t  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  / Y) O8 K3 W5 P6 t  E
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
; h6 ]5 c5 [% x/ C, ~, \" l  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
" X' e% D# j, s2 B' \& S; c  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
# \  x( i& d* U+ l3 {- Y  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' g+ z% Z2 c/ y6 v2 B  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
$ M7 X% [+ h2 N( [  a  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   & _$ t/ H* w$ L! _" {4 j/ E0 D. l
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ! [' M; ^0 h2 D7 q+ L0 R
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    $ S3 x8 O2 x. B8 K2 |
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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