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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to 6 P9 l# G# l% x+ u8 m/ K# i& P
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the & X3 H4 M1 p7 c+ A7 g7 O- Q
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 Y2 ~7 U* O: X' F3 O, S' T lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 6 b2 n( Z, \9 L7 L8 B1 v4 z& G
little left to be of any use?" & L1 ]$ T# V' h# H: V
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
& p& x& u' M5 R: n9 V7 @ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of ! M3 s# T* K2 N- |8 _2 a
bandages."
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
$ k1 P# T3 m ^! s) k/ l question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. & y2 g2 U) M6 `! f' _
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left , ~2 h( p2 T7 J
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 7 P* O: ]. A) R& u. v) F9 {
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
( H- x3 m u% O+ Z k( [7 d trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
) J$ H+ i& Z, A- L/ ?4 L the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of " n) q- t! F8 `$ n s
plaster." . O' V& W2 [( @6 B
0 E: i5 o+ \2 W1 g4 y2 d "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster 7 S; X7 ^2 B0 z2 v
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the ) N) }3 y' w9 _; a& J' T; v% {; |
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
7 R! J" S6 M `4 y "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 3 Q3 o' C; l7 \5 v$ l. `
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 5 i9 w! G7 G0 l2 }5 U0 e: M
year they send us a complete dick." |
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