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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    4 |. C: |. O  u
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   5 Y; d7 |: i/ F' B5 Y5 t0 A
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a0 ]/ c& B5 \2 p, r
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 L. V( s4 [# c. d# a- C5 l: J  Q  little left to be of any use?"                                            . a1 t4 W/ S/ o0 ^6 ^/ _2 p! @, n
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 _( z0 Y0 `) @/ [" R# `  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    , G8 t2 r/ e: n' N
  bandages."                                                               
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1 Z$ \, `) |& t; D# X  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 C% B- c6 A# ^/ T1 B: f6 @  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    5 _+ J- ~6 o# p$ H+ W5 v8 d  _  l
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ; D  U0 E# h: R" b
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 O3 N) W  Z) v! q9 {& @- x6 z  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   , @! a' U! \: h
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
8 |' q* T3 Z9 y2 B8 B0 O( L) g3 T  plaster."                                                                 
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) R& W1 M# j$ Y  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 i% N* X  j, B$ I+ O5 N' c  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ) t6 M. @* |$ F2 T5 h& p. }; {
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   , e! ]! Y. c% B# F
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   3 ^6 l2 C& @0 }
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( w" j) @9 Z, K- w# D5 Z" x- K9 Q3 L  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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