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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
6 V2 \$ [1 P" ~7 Y audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the $ t- h+ y# ?$ o3 }
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, w( N% F% S; F* a+ A7 b lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
7 x1 O- p% h5 [) `6 A% x! r$ g little left to be of any use?" 3 Y, g7 ~. s8 F2 F# G
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
. Z! J: f( F5 T6 W% d, l) f' } the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
+ {2 ^3 R- V, M# E bandages."
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3 N- e! A5 q" N! H "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
4 Q( h2 H" L1 `" |4 H question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ' e! h' d" S/ N$ E2 }2 Y1 I4 D
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
2 K5 X4 @3 B$ _9 I$ ~2 R0 _ over after setting a cast on a patient?" : Z4 \, K5 v5 \6 Z0 W' w4 a
0 a. L9 }9 k8 E8 r "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to * o0 u- x( D) G% Q- f
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to & v7 y, S" f, I& R
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
4 R4 E+ p. Y4 |4 u; ~3 s/ D plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
6 G' s1 f/ P+ j3 h; ], D4 u' n; Q8 O the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
, E, W7 ~# r' P, I* y# L leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 0 o' R. ~! S9 O+ b, z
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all % p, u# z) w z$ ]4 I
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a # A7 e6 s% ^ s' Y9 f
year they send us a complete dick." |
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