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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    8 h! r! }5 ^% M: y+ O6 }( e8 X. l
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   & f" w1 U2 y. ]; H: m7 x/ [
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a3 Q3 I# p/ C9 @
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 6 F: V8 Q# e* O' M1 F4 V
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& ~' @3 W$ Z2 _% M  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
- @- z4 N9 z! a! p1 b  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
5 c1 q3 t/ d5 ~; q  Q  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    + `5 v! a! x6 X" h- }/ b4 u/ Z
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ) }! Q* g" @0 s; O9 y" }& D. v; |
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ! E+ w- r9 |2 k0 p7 J! A3 X
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 q8 x" S9 e7 ^7 o. g2 B  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   1 v; E( N  a% s( s9 E% F7 }
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
* P( E2 a7 ?% r' |* H, o+ p3 U  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    + S/ H: [$ _( h$ z  E* E
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     % \3 K  F. m1 Z9 z4 M$ a" q
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   1 g4 N% w5 X2 K& E3 z3 _
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ) Z# M0 _% A6 q' B7 u% F( W
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ u+ m* P$ Z$ A  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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