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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
; j% @# t/ ^! h' S& n7 ]9 O audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the ' Q1 D) x% M: m. y
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a# y2 y, S# I( d' w6 V
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
! g. M0 t6 E5 e0 @* ]$ ]0 q# O little left to be of any use?" 5 q! ]$ y }# _' d2 }
2 L! `" u" l- @/ c/ t2 e2 l" g "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 1 C( {: ^' ~6 U- u; U& P
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 2 x) j0 H6 {2 U1 p
bandages." 5 f% k8 b1 L9 J6 }' M* M3 o
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
+ R4 u# n v: f! U1 n# L# z7 Q question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 2 n- |3 `1 @) B$ Y; {+ r) B. X
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
9 S3 v+ h s7 H* ^6 T over after setting a cast on a patient?" & W/ f4 e$ X& c2 T* s
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to & D' d5 y! p/ q4 L
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
2 c9 o. @% [2 O+ n' R) A7 e the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 5 z8 ], S R% q1 m# x( g5 c
plaster." 1 W: V u) p6 a2 x
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster , x7 W! f& _8 F9 k) g
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the * t% f7 D. ^( @6 [
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" - C. \; N9 y Y% X1 ]- D
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
+ L _. I1 O6 M% _ the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 7 O f1 t8 H, ]
year they send us a complete dick." |
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