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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( h& r& h! k0 L; z  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   $ ~! U& ]' e! o7 q6 V
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a/ d7 A- ?8 t" d( X4 _
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" z) U* ?2 ^. ]5 {5 i  little left to be of any use?"                                            0 [8 a- v1 t9 E8 y: m. C
                                                                           
  K3 q* u) J! R! U# P  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
- C* B. ]  ~4 H5 e- }2 @! s3 J  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
1 j+ N  L+ t1 M6 H$ u2 {; u, V  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         2 z2 |# R0 r5 A! |4 A  K: w
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ K" X! o: y! f& j3 k) I1 g  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  1 ?$ U, _% ?( T: _3 ]% ~
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
" Q4 K& r. `. \/ v& |+ F# j6 R2 r                                                                           
8 c* v* }/ c7 u  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
' Q& Y6 b! d2 d/ I% h  ?  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   $ d4 g  g: N1 v4 x! c$ C
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
4 w9 Q' E0 ~- P. P6 m  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ; L# a( H6 ~- b* q
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ! f% V% y9 k5 T: {
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   7 h+ m; X, _/ h* J
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 f/ n& n9 u7 |  C3 y0 K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 a( C  d$ `3 W/ n9 ]# r( [9 p  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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