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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    : v5 M4 U1 |- v& R' q1 r3 C
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   : M4 Y" }& C& D
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a" b) o+ _; }3 T! L% _! L6 S6 E
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ; D. {5 O# n; ]% _% Q6 c
  little left to be of any use?"                                            ! I# |" f9 }4 k
                                                                           
$ m% @/ R0 U  h  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    # B/ X6 s" W  }" X9 Z
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    1 F# _! N% x% c* K' ~
  bandages."                                                               
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; F* ^$ f1 e" Y$ z3 X+ L9 ~" C+ `  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
. S8 ^: t* x2 I7 Y5 F( U( M  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
( A% ?% u7 N3 G2 A8 T) Q. E9 Z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% d9 l) ^; P  S% k8 w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  : Q2 j+ ~6 W, u! g' ?
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 f  K0 z6 ~; P& g' X# d$ w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: Z( w: X. d) N6 ^* p& q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( \& Y; H) `  g* p, m  plaster."                                                                 : J; s/ g8 V  W& v% ?# g
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
" W5 T4 d; |; c3 C: L  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 b( n" k4 @/ K9 m- T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
8 P9 C& N! j7 v( I$ ~! e% V  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
' C1 `( s% r* ~  K  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    ' f1 E9 _5 B6 {$ S8 N! j) ~! j
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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