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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: G# B3 M" S3 A/ z- w  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
$ f* F( `  O5 Z: B0 o$ a" v  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  H+ V" k2 X+ A9 u2 S7 J  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 0 z" ~, ^, C  Q$ k
  little left to be of any use?"                                              f3 N' E4 @& P& k
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 ^  u1 @( i4 \* {3 U  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    8 L9 K2 h; W' b( e, \7 Z
  bandages."                                                                $ C) A. z/ _! t' [3 ~' G# ]
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ' p& K; l: S" ^! H9 \$ h
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    # W4 w  I+ t: K! Q$ d9 m
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
7 t6 y# }' y6 T  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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1 t& l& w0 N8 s) T  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    ' |3 ^' A' L9 a2 J& Q% C
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  s* H6 U. P0 ?% z. `  p  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( l' E2 s! D2 h" o" {5 P/ z  plaster."                                                                 $ X- A8 @0 q% g' q
                                                                           
1 F5 X3 c7 l' @2 [6 S4 ]  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 Q' f, E; f) k# D) J$ h. }! i  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. o) M3 G/ Y* \  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   6 ?$ z3 D2 S: |, }3 |6 S
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 D( l# L) L: V2 `1 J# d0 E( U' S) ]0 M  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    5 C) S9 _1 F- A4 e1 [* D
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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