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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    " v2 r: X' i. j. j) S
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   4 j1 e" ?2 J* [' Q3 J
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& B$ ?6 T# ^2 j: z. R: \, o8 k  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 a6 L3 j% W- w9 i" s  little left to be of any use?"                                            ! |* W$ b9 O* `
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    % {* \+ ]4 R" v2 I$ P# o5 N
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' l0 E0 @+ z; Y4 _& v* g  bandages."                                                               
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. Z) x/ Q" q+ y* n$ M* _  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         , p5 @6 t) ~1 l# i* _  K5 b
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
4 L& K5 {% S2 `  K  R  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
8 Q! `0 o  }9 T& L- G# A  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
5 a: p2 u' T6 t# w# Y0 S  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   " o: u3 T3 X; e- S- u6 T% Q& Z
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of     W- i4 Z, ~- @
  plaster."                                                                 5 H; b% t; ^# J) [. u) Z
                                                                           
% o  }; n7 V, h' D+ k  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    % ], F3 b( K! [, \8 m
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' Z5 m: Q5 Q7 {. B; a) T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   $ H2 T) r8 _2 \% T$ `) V, v6 }7 O
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
5 R9 Y+ {8 A4 b$ m  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 {7 Y  J9 l" p. {  I  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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