a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: R5 w* v* c' a8 L4 e* {3 F  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
9 @4 |$ i2 u* W% B% m* ?' R# D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
2 [! e8 q( _9 y8 y. V  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ P& s, r- g9 k/ k2 j  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
$ M, {2 B/ c: M7 y: E2 W  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& r* S' Q0 ~- u' k  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: J. K& U0 b" ^0 o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
0 {) e6 z" V/ i. {9 b2 L) ?  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- U( ^) _8 s0 ]7 o- @9 V( j  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ o. c3 P9 q0 K/ _' V' w$ R" S  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* I5 U# s/ J1 i  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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