a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ E4 j3 }" N+ y' R3 h  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
! m! w  v# x! Q0 O2 ?: l0 T! z7 Q  D  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
# i" O: u" ^2 p  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  y% w  l' e& E% Q6 M, ~: x  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% M4 g% x+ G+ e  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. P$ g0 b5 x& R7 F6 a2 c1 a  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
6 ]5 ^! e/ g. T& `" h                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 s) b+ A4 |. |3 J6 w8 o" |  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
2 P% B% E6 k4 \  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 K% H: i9 W( A8 |, {7 T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
! y7 u1 K4 D1 w' N9 |0 a  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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