a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
/ p( @/ M& X( T0 h: \  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 R( I0 f; g  e& t8 d6 z  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 d( T! Y% E1 [8 p$ W& ^7 V  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% [  y6 y( K( O" x4 Q7 s! S  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
, |& F$ F& V7 p+ t* S/ l  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
' O0 ^1 i; ]( b; o  L0 G& I  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
2 k2 V1 |' i# I+ s& N  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
3 i+ b! r/ q) X' J  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ Y# ?2 z! U  ]+ H  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
5 j4 T2 q! o4 ~$ m& q8 ~4 C  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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% Z+ @& I* E, D& y% G% }  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
) J1 j$ @' E- k0 n: N% }  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
9 m+ X+ w6 `/ O8 T" Q4 z2 t8 ]+ D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
2 c- v+ j% i# M. S* t1 j" s" \6 P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
' g9 R8 d0 y6 A5 S) V  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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