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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
( G, \) l3 H8 o; y) @. c8 C audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
" n7 O' Y M; S- S3 M books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a' d0 ?; ~( s* s; G
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ( z4 U, @) V, p7 U+ \
little left to be of any use?" ! ~$ R8 `5 ?' N1 M' P
/ o* G- O3 L$ ~- b* [ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ! S6 h! h6 l: H+ }. C* t
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
4 X2 g2 y1 C) n% J+ D1 V4 e: o bandages."
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/ T! S' O/ _8 k- ]3 t "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual : B: f( v! z6 [- V9 K6 L2 w# H
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. ) L. H1 H. X" e9 i
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left ( T1 r1 g# l% ]$ q4 M5 f
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to - ^% _- H$ Z9 _2 ^4 b2 A; X
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to - q4 k! H, W/ }, O' U# u" ?
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of / @4 |8 u3 @* L4 k- o0 y
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
* L- p' u& D5 \) J/ [' f the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the . ]- U5 m1 W6 ` `; q6 v# k+ _
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
J) w5 H S W) l% D( ]5 e/ i+ D "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
6 s3 e& U7 Z2 v" R the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a & F; Y* ~, v9 }4 ?
year they send us a complete dick." |
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