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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    2 f! V& V5 D1 _7 t1 _% {- X
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   7 A" g! ^" j2 H# W" B" x% l0 T
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a+ B! \% w  S" x) F/ ?* m. m  C
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ' m1 T0 }0 O1 h: n  Y3 U
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    . V2 t: t" e. L$ O5 O2 x8 a& l
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    6 x8 i0 o7 E) ]* V+ h: k$ |  m. D7 e
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         2 k: L, C# r# b! E# b
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
$ J  P. F- x+ F6 k; ]' O% W  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
. ]; @. J3 g, C+ \  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ( L* z$ d* ^' ]. ~
                                                                           
  M9 I) K! S- L4 t  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% v+ h5 i" K( E" w  ^" W) g  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: L" V. R3 b! @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
9 R! P7 @) ]8 L  T: U8 z& A  plaster."                                                                 : l) n, L6 ?1 w* @& G
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    7 p7 R8 ~% l( c' }2 J7 Z( R* y4 ^
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     0 U- L) ]; p. e5 k6 p3 m1 r8 a
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  a# n, A7 t) f, ~  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   4 k5 d1 l9 o* r
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* s- Y+ z9 f3 Y% E3 i4 z  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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