a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* @& J+ ~) `$ }! \1 m  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
: l8 |0 o8 u1 {/ r3 d  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
# T; g* d; d' Y* F  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  k4 {7 K( @9 U  \7 j6 F+ j  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
, T2 S  V, ~. v; B- C  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
7 ^% M- C& k4 G4 a. e. o  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
2 A% `: b. S: g+ R! @  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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6 ~# v) F+ y4 M  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ q& x+ V/ c# `  O0 w  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
4 }. K/ d* k( E- A9 B3 k' R  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
5 U( D2 s7 h6 P1 U$ ]  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
" `8 u$ {% Z& ~& v5 u- ~2 r  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
' N4 z+ f; Y  K: X7 N; v  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
7 B4 ~3 ?( M5 ^  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 _1 W/ a1 R$ ^+ ]  N7 x. R" U  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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