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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
4 l. V, N3 w" c9 s' i* L& T/ {  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   1 y5 w2 W) u& ^4 F, V7 j
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a1 i7 i  i% E/ X3 W
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too % l8 y; y+ ]4 K- u/ ^
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& ^: ?( p  g4 f! `  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    / N' g* p. n* X$ M& p! a3 o, c
  bandages."                                                                ) L/ p& a) F3 ~+ d4 [) w& }+ V! K
                                                                           
* _  U4 r' S: @! Y' a0 o5 ]  v  b  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         . E6 _% p6 R* Z) d8 ]
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ u8 h% @; U/ Q: C- z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ; H2 g4 k$ t0 |6 R! c
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 w. W# B% E8 ?# u1 J" d9 n  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! _& j( X2 d6 x4 o' Q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   # u% E  }( i, G+ i7 }! N5 C
  plaster."                                                                   @- o0 m$ `" j9 h
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ! O; h2 ?/ P. Z" R+ A6 R
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; O$ w9 A& H5 u  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
; C7 M5 C7 b% I* s; I  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   , w' \5 \' @2 e+ }4 w& d
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! b4 ~+ N7 a7 r& ?! _  ]  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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