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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    * [6 |3 P( }- Y" F
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   - R8 x5 m( Q9 W$ M6 _% S; u
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a  X4 L4 `- x1 T+ E$ n
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 p- B; U+ w2 G# J0 B3 o5 a. y: Q# }  little left to be of any use?"                                            / `% [! A# V) n' X& ]' e
                                                                            $ @3 ^, L3 d1 Y1 n  R3 D' c
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    + f; j; y8 ]$ n
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
6 _3 l5 ]8 E* `  bandages."                                                                ) \3 k1 [: P/ O* [; H4 a  R5 p
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
1 E' [' a& n1 n. `# p  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    % B' D5 p: V9 ~2 u! H
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ; S0 V- g" c  ^1 ~* Z: H  q2 w
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    : M3 I( L% p0 H; X
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( a. m+ x: H6 y% a% t. p9 e* d  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
$ _: ]) N' U) c  plaster."                                                                 
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- ^: @8 W- E. Q) _  H3 X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    " o# ~' h' ]. b1 _
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     % |% ?3 e$ X# u: a6 h! o8 O: E
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   6 V; @% h( d2 F# K, O
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   3 {5 r3 C0 h7 @4 S
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  H" X( R# g' m1 V' G9 \. [# B7 L  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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