a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  I7 I; L  x. L* ]  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
4 C, k/ p. n2 a4 {  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ }" S- W! G) U8 d( m+ h  bandages."                                                               
! T  C/ N+ s# d  o5 ?                                                                           
2 r* I8 h* a5 e- ]  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" @! J  |- b, U  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' k9 i, i4 S# q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
+ R2 f9 N6 P- v  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
8 v- s5 J+ h0 e. K" e  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
! `) Q0 z+ ~* K$ M+ V" f  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
5 [7 G6 c( t; F  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
) y% \9 B1 w* U6 u8 \3 A  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 K2 h3 ]; L( Q5 d7 P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; c+ }$ C+ u$ w* R  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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