a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# N( H4 U8 W, N0 B: d$ H  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
1 ]" O7 }6 m8 {' f% a  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- ^$ |" c3 R9 H) a. u9 U) R& p  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
# f9 s/ d2 m! _0 Z; S) k                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 {, @: M% A. C( |- P  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: ^# |% j* R) Q; f2 x# r- e- D  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
2 y/ C/ Q+ n1 P' ~' q9 ]  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
* q7 Z: Z( J6 J) [$ P2 b0 J5 A% D  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  d# I) C+ ?. C  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
6 V' [9 i$ I0 s2 S7 i! N+ H( M  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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