a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( b/ I/ B% G! ~$ G4 p  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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& \9 N  X: A2 [/ h  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& d. {4 m) t7 O& g4 S( I  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
) R! M- i9 W* |  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
4 M# f& N) g' c* Z( X7 ]  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 B3 J5 E8 q9 }4 j  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
8 L3 r8 L/ B' S  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
& L3 D1 B' q, ?* Q  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
( t4 P0 v6 N  }1 S; X7 p  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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