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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    / p/ f# W: s4 e8 K- `
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   % w* I" l5 D1 U+ T/ a
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a! }  R5 q7 V$ f+ k. }
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too + u( ^6 ^; T3 j) S$ ^/ `; B5 F, [
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% M0 A1 r. |7 N5 y; n1 f0 `9 C  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ P7 J  N# V) ^2 a) ?  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    " ^0 l1 H( w+ r  G# l+ I
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         ' h4 ?. n# p3 L3 f( @
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 Y. X8 F% x9 M+ L' z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& w% P. s7 r, B: w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ! ~7 e! F% ]% w% m
                                                                           
' M+ u& j7 E' y( A  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    . F' R2 |8 i5 W$ @4 ]4 _7 B
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ) D7 T- H1 [$ `% e2 \- A9 M! H6 T
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
# f/ ?& }5 X/ Z& r' i7 P  plaster."                                                                 ( ]- E6 z1 T, a% J
                                                                           
8 z! |, A7 Y2 M$ L5 Z& q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
& r/ o$ ^( F" E: Y: ^  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: A. x3 \5 J+ l/ ?0 Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( `8 S6 @# b( S+ [( f; s% l  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   7 ]5 m' C' |# N1 ~: i
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    2 A/ C$ k4 u; L. N  B  s
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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