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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
) Z+ O7 ^  r# s3 T4 }" N  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
( M- P0 `& l) ~2 S  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 K4 ]- R% D& ]% K3 R( n  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 0 A* o- D0 T. y7 M1 _" u; r# s
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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& n: v0 L9 z% s* E3 [1 X2 G  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" [" v* o3 n) D& f" A7 I9 g% g/ N  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
& U4 @+ _3 x- z  bandages."                                                               
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% x  Q. N7 Q3 v# ?/ y  h4 s  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; ?& s- A5 V# \3 Q' C' T5 K, s# [& V2 N  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. l, t$ X( c  b. H+ N6 X$ U  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
: f+ k2 H) P! \5 \" K6 Q  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
( `4 J9 n: F! Q7 z- l. m- n                                                                           
7 H( B: s; X8 F' P, k) i  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
) ?- _" ~: m3 j  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   + R( \$ S: m. Z/ C1 z7 P
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   4 `; i' N+ z1 r9 D% `
  plaster."                                                                 
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' n8 F0 Y3 Z/ q( ?/ h  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    4 O/ h/ N; E4 D8 Y! g" n% b
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  o4 X$ _0 _5 h7 }! l9 P$ w  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
& W7 R) \5 E; G9 n  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   1 b6 i% l6 V+ @' O
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    + m& i" T1 a! U
  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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