a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, B0 m' s2 Q: \* p' ^; B  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# k7 W2 z1 B, U# }. ?) e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
$ G( P8 h( T& u) M3 `% p2 U  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
( d; c) m& Y4 D( [, z5 j4 ]  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
6 Y6 _4 H# r; H3 ^6 ?' J+ u  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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6 t4 ]& E8 k8 h: o/ s+ z  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' G3 r. d9 i3 Y, s% c8 t7 g. j  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
- h2 W. E( ~$ |: B& A: @; L% o/ `+ [  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
3 K* A& M: w5 W8 |! W3 I# {  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 |& y7 Q% v' @7 f  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
$ t% z: H/ n4 a- x* l  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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