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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    5 a& Q) r, v8 W8 I1 q
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   - Y! p& @! v8 @& w
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
1 }3 Y* l& \) o  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 5 \" R+ Z. V9 Q: m" a/ _; g( Z& ~' q
  little left to be of any use?"                                            * `$ J! h* U* x9 V% l! R, A( h
                                                                           
1 w' S6 Z: `6 ?7 S5 J+ C1 O1 w* F" U' i  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
# ?4 X) A. ]/ E5 c6 |9 G  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 k9 {- W! u2 p+ s* }/ G  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
& q5 i' I5 }; l  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- r; n4 {( K1 _' D  E, R8 x  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 j. G& k& f$ q7 r  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  8 v% e" R8 i$ x) \* t) `
                                                                            $ p3 _( e0 G4 Z% `
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    + E+ p; {' r! }9 f! E0 ^
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   % `7 Z& q3 A: {7 a
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of     Y) z. {4 e$ X' r- n- U8 x3 t
  plaster."                                                                 ' H! @, I- X: ~( D, J% y
                                                                           
* M% @! w0 E' @) {8 X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    . T4 [: Y/ m8 e# E
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ! @7 q) |2 a9 o& C0 D% F
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   4 I/ i* t; W: W( V2 q- ~
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
/ t9 p; Q8 Z( B& T0 B  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
/ S# s+ i7 ^" j2 R, l, H, e8 R  Q  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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