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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to , w7 m1 _: r! `" v' W% d# r$ P$ }
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 7 H3 r* b6 M3 E$ G; @( E3 H
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a% m7 X- s; m7 Q; k1 d
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too $ a0 }& M3 @8 @
little left to be of any use?"
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' s$ o5 g2 _+ n) W) [ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to # X: i7 g. b' G! x) C& } U, C
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 4 d ^1 s/ ^" J+ t/ H
bandages."
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/ U# P, y+ o1 R5 J. l; j7 ^ "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 3 Y5 O8 L( q$ ?
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 2 M& D8 Z4 }, B& x) a% U2 e
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left ! Z0 b4 ]2 R& L+ H/ {( W* E" _
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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4 A1 n1 S/ `% \5 t5 ~ "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
, S6 q0 g, y# h2 B% d' } trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
/ N2 Z# p0 Z# D% A! Z" t' [2 A2 Y5 K the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
& w9 e5 o) K P- a( G plaster." * [& T! a6 C/ d. V" M3 F5 a
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster - o8 F9 Q+ f+ R% I
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 6 y. T. T( S/ l
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ' e) u8 _9 \2 k9 _
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all - @$ K" ^, k' Z' J7 @2 z/ d* i
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
1 \8 Z, B3 C/ L* b8 |8 p) m! Q7 c year they send us a complete dick." |
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