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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
3 N9 @" r: {$ G2 P3 v/ \# \  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 k) Q+ m% t6 e; p6 n5 Q4 v& D  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  J! y6 Q1 D# E/ V" M* o5 _& @& B) p  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
1 n" e/ A  q. A& e  little left to be of any use?"                                            1 B* @  }% Y7 b& ?1 l% f* b
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    $ e# X. W0 n8 L; a! g% e
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ \; r/ p# k3 E0 q( p- i) U  bandages."                                                                5 A3 g2 `5 y% C, C/ |7 N
                                                                           
) ^1 S* g( u0 M3 ~( u, F6 N  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: G1 J5 h- \- H% B; I5 ?) ]  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    % M- n- U- ]% c4 |5 X
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 D: n! l4 {3 ]+ G9 K# z  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  5 G! A% l) |# H% W
                                                                            6 C* `+ v1 |6 x; y# g" @
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( j) G* z+ I0 \4 k6 X( Q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ) B  _9 y/ N% Z4 R9 Q
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
1 E' _( _6 A% E: s7 F# b9 W* @# h) Y  plaster."                                                                 
2 A" ?$ T. K' Z. T, \, X) e4 A                                                                           
3 C* `' ~9 W1 C) Z" ?2 G. j  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    / z( L* x7 O* T* L# W) G
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     4 f7 E7 B1 C, }( H* ]
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ! E! L$ |- T0 a' }) y
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
0 r3 U0 K4 |6 l$ L+ z% j2 M# [5 H  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
- G7 q% e% D% e% H' `  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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