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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    % `, i+ G$ O7 u, y
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   * o& q/ K+ K6 L3 a4 `# a
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 F" X# U, K% ?2 a  X& L  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 ]6 V6 Y6 J  A  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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1 F$ Z7 Q* t5 c0 L  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    " e% w; {/ y2 O" Z' l* _
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
- O$ Y) Q9 a  O' t* a) g  bandages."                                                                : Z9 j) \2 q! [: H$ D' `: D+ B
                                                                           
- M. R! {7 @; `: l& x1 B! t% K) k/ p  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
- |& n  ]) p7 I& N  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
+ u' }, M# c- d2 G. r, g2 c  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  v5 H4 \1 _1 |+ c5 r  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
8 ?0 v% T% S: k/ p9 c                                                                            $ D6 `" E$ A1 x# g
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, Z) M, x' y) b7 p( |9 T* q  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ) Q* b0 s" n) k/ G' G  S# F
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   * K! g) T% F+ d
  plaster."                                                                 ! y3 N# U: x' A! Y( P! |8 Y
                                                                           
- J* n4 K! V" ^3 q* _% {  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
' K' K; v- X) X* C" V  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the       h/ S, y0 h4 C( Y! Q. W0 ^
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
. h/ N0 K9 @- \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
# S3 A4 U# z3 F, \  M3 D* R  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 B- |7 s: o. G1 M% {0 O( G' N  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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