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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
8 n1 ^* }; f3 A1 P0 A  s  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   9 Z7 Q; t! q- Z6 t% p8 I% u6 ]
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a6 [9 M$ q  e8 z
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too # Q0 U- ?8 \0 h. ?3 C- k; p& {, O
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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: u9 C8 @8 M, H# V  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ @# t; h+ G" H$ V# T1 I  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    0 x5 K6 f- G- J$ q
  bandages."                                                                6 y$ q0 g, C7 Y/ F0 E/ r8 O) D. u
                                                                            3 |/ e( o' R! J/ T* D, [+ N5 D2 F
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: J0 M6 O, h, a% z+ j  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    0 N- n; ?" _- e7 [
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  0 Z! V+ N  `1 y) M
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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" k4 t! \9 [6 y9 A; d' H  @3 E  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- @9 q! X- C) z" [' ^; O  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% j; ^4 |9 b* x  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of     h! t! L& p0 S! m2 n# j2 A' w% [
  plaster."                                                                 4 d* l' _7 a7 m0 n) i! F/ I. s
                                                                           
5 h  T  B4 h5 x! u: }- L  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    4 D) }% w; c7 Q0 l' e/ `/ q
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
% }9 ?( T" w3 w* {% D  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 B5 t8 ]0 n0 u# t8 b  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   1 Y# h  u; ^; A6 T3 z& U
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
0 K8 {# N" ]! R0 v9 s% {0 Q  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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