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Redneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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0 z- y2 l1 y g: m" x+ V Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?2 ` o8 F8 R/ ~; R" C( f
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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; r7 s% b5 @( G+ ]7 [9 A: b% K Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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* w# s9 G/ D5 N) Z" N! A Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 4 X! [4 \% r, Y1 W
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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1 k9 i! D" B/ b4 f+ w; c Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
4 O9 C R0 I7 w+ w3 x8 J- Q$ j ^ 1) The DNA is all the same9 e* }# @9 S5 D& R& w3 _7 ~
2) There are no dental records
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\8 T5 C# J% \3 u Redneck Mailbox, j* M+ j* P& M% a% R2 Z( p; X4 l) a) j
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' K4 l4 ?# ?0 V4 L- E/ M- L Who invented the toothbrush?
0 v9 o* G3 u3 r% y v" \ A Redneck!! ) G/ Z" y* e$ v- M. Y- u% W) g
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)" B$ F w5 `+ I- N$ @7 _; I; K
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Redneck Time Out
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+ [/ W. C0 H! w4 b$ z/ w3 q Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?' P+ `: N i6 A b2 I! V
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.. v' |* }: g5 J1 l
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Redneck Weenie Roast ' s, o, R& m6 p0 e- P* ?8 V( u0 T
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* @5 I& {2 ~$ H% i: E; O$ ^ A new Redneck law was just recently passed
8 W$ \* l, V1 w When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.9 O, R, U3 V) M& R2 [5 |: v, B
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# H0 z2 V8 F W+ f$ K8 r# r# A Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?& a) f1 w- u* x& D! S
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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3 Z( [3 P+ i' C8 L- A7 K7 ` A Redneck Thanksgiving: T. O# k9 B- H/ F2 E8 q0 ?' J2 U
. p* P( `: x4 l: b (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)( C& |1 w% q. y ^ R0 ?9 b
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
8 y1 Z3 [( J+ q6 l, L8 ^) H and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...2 e0 e( S C+ k' R7 o7 ^9 @7 V& M
% \) y# f/ v. m* u U0 _" w7 |" |- ` That's all folks!
. C, f8 k0 M! z( z' e5 v I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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