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Redneck Yard Swing% z: W- x" Q* Y( F! C. U; \" v- r
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire5 i; `' l' W, x& S4 k4 S
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
* V3 K& L/ W: c- m1 b When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar & X, I1 K; n% A, g7 A
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Redneck Garden
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$ c# u- A0 |! V/ f" M Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
* K# ]% ]- {' i3 h, f It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:$ g# ~% ~+ i' a; Y) Z0 r3 w
1) The DNA is all the same7 b1 e$ P" v- J& C, H
2) There are no dental records1 f0 c. C" v! h4 p/ y
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& \ f O$ H. M' T, g: F9 P Who invented the toothbrush?; v- H! L$ {/ T2 G" {; Q
A Redneck!! : L; O4 E B; Z! N$ J- B
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)! U/ ?# J3 o! U% m
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Redneck Time Out2 U+ M# K% }2 p2 x" u1 Z
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3 x! ^, S/ c W# s# r7 _ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?! X& q0 m9 n: F. u) t7 ]
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast ' {2 K/ g& o! R0 c6 [* c( q
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
1 Y$ b" L: v8 @7 j0 j2 c* a 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving* i6 e+ d5 E9 e
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 169 }$ a& u2 N/ O) x) s
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
5 c) A: n- r0 x and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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; w$ k) l& y( ] A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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V) @& P' k0 l; H6 |7 q That's all folks! 7 g* [- Z8 `! o7 ]; X3 S, W
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