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9 U9 r' R0 }+ w# FRedneck Yard Swing* h5 v; R0 w9 B# ~
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9 s/ Q$ H9 P$ u) D, b A Redneck passed away and left his entire- R% O4 ~, p5 f& U: Q
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler1 N. j4 S: O' o u) ?; l9 Q8 F
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, I. F8 b& c# H/ {2 Z0 D How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
" W, e. b* X8 K: b& n: H5 T When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar , m! o* V% ?$ Q- X3 S% o
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ! g7 L- N# q# ?$ H
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo3 H2 q8 z: I% d" ^5 x" T7 n6 G
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9 h, D3 d0 {; \# u' | Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
. z) |, l+ E! ^ 1) The DNA is all the same
" I" W2 g2 S& H) Y* { p 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox2 F# L) o5 i) ~% ?5 U" g6 U
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Who invented the toothbrush?
9 W" k2 u) W2 c F* T6 B A Redneck!! m, ~) f, e" p$ v4 a' O
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)2 k- A+ f8 O1 l! p# C. N7 ^
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" l% G" O0 l# r/ x; a" F Z C Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?' g2 B7 {' h6 C9 q' h4 B
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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9 ^. J; n. L% l5 i9 c& D A new Redneck law was just recently passed
+ n" T# [+ s: N; X When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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. H9 Y' O* w* a7 r# w9 D Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
8 F- j f. N" c/ Y 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'. S' W, g/ a, [# W- N) E' c; s8 q
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5 d0 S3 U5 }/ j6 q, t1 p. @0 U A Redneck Thanksgiving. O I) J/ t, \& P, Y
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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c. X3 n# y( u [$ t! Y& ? A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16) W( c! q" R: _6 B
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .9 n9 ^ W. N% S9 V
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' & [& R. k7 E: p' r
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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