Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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+ U1 J7 |# D4 O4 F' p( `$ N  p: Z Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
* }7 z' [: H2 Z& H5 K  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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" L3 M; O- N" g) J9 b Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
% i  x8 z% a# e; D2 a. Y9 Y 1) The DNA is all the same
2 w+ v3 h: K1 D8 U& e1 h' c0 {  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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5 Z+ Z+ w0 E; B) y; M+ G Who invented the toothbrush?
5 E1 }" O6 v, C3 b2 {7 T0 p1 t6 T    A Redneck!!
1 H) N$ a4 O9 N  E% E: m% r (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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; d# y! l# y8 \# V Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: ]- X& f4 A1 S. ^4 X! ]2 H The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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1 g. j5 d( E9 y+ n+ Q Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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7 V' d- m8 F' {6 U' Q4 w% u. K and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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1 k+ `/ K9 R* L% ] A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
  n% ^4 T9 D* j: N2 I" j  Z竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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