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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 , P+ `* E8 S) C2 N& ~, \" L& m2 _
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?3 A' N" _: K2 y# N$ M8 Z& q
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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* c' W) [# Q. h' w2 s Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? & r" V% g3 M% }: b1 m
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
: l' b( h# t) }& _ 1) The DNA is all the same
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+ m$ o8 S, m9 Z- H Who invented the toothbrush?
9 W H" v4 n, t' o. B A Redneck!! - P& O: \* E, u5 |# d! Z( e
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out) O/ X' R$ f# g3 a% ~$ t( }
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+ V) q8 G" I! L; J3 ~ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
8 a/ _: R) X1 a) V The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed* N9 {7 N; a+ J
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.) I9 t$ X) K2 B r5 X
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! a5 {! h- ^& J! T" }! ^ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
9 K o% j4 X' A9 r 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'2 H a4 l) a3 r/ b
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5 p$ b( Q5 y5 S7 G A Redneck Thanksgiving/ G+ e! G* b) q8 Y% N! v
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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