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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 # V! p* R% L' P4 n# c$ i
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Redneck Yard Swing2 R6 b1 H# N0 X j5 ]
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( m9 U5 S5 [5 e7 }" W" A A Redneck passed away and left his entire, R0 J' J4 O l' E9 o+ B# J9 C
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.7 @* W1 N5 Y+ U1 L" ?3 O7 @
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~! | p' w' Q% e& |. [8 W How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?' Y& ]4 E3 C' R5 L1 k5 h
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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' v3 \8 Y; k% A9 d7 Q Redneck Cellar
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! p6 Z8 b8 E% r2 F9 c; q Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ! T; R. n5 Y' c. {' m
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
- V# @( l$ ^5 M 1) The DNA is all the same
1 W0 C3 U# E6 y5 p5 X 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox) l" ~& b% d6 e
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Who invented the toothbrush?
2 O' x, K/ W' b* @* J1 E A Redneck!!
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7 Z0 d4 X) j; b( H- T7 N7 t Redneck Time Out+ ]$ T6 L- T. v7 a' a4 D w
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* @# F! g0 u3 S# b Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?+ e# h6 p' [. I" x# r
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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6 `, g8 L: F5 k% r A new Redneck law was just recently passed
0 i& `% ~+ I0 f9 @6 _* Z- ]" I When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.6 n! E1 i" F5 C2 y
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$ q# w3 A% q5 j- Q% t% |$ k9 C5 U0 Z Redneck Wheelchair6 j/ N; F( c- {
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1 w2 U% u7 v" t2 M. v9 l2 ? Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?7 m# m- g% G; u. F5 H
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.': y: y* z1 o2 |+ p
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& V5 Z( S: a) O* A% C- A# O A Redneck Thanksgiving
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# y0 S m& e# C* P* N U1 \! O (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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+ d8 g3 K) Z& a$ N- [: i8 L A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.../ S6 Z% z) }" A$ J6 e9 `
. E( r- @1 o1 C8 k# V That's all folks! / @. @" R6 w, a: [* o
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