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8 o* S. R+ t* \: o0 p/ d- xRedneck Yard Swing
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2 I; i- d: ?. Q j+ Z A Redneck passed away and left his entire
$ ]3 T* m* g- I, R estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14./ Z+ S! L6 A N$ D2 x+ o
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?) G7 V9 h& g; M
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar * L" a4 j$ M8 e* p8 z; }
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ! h, p% d% |* q( p. V* g
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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% L0 F; f# m, N9 F% i, u/ J Redneck Limo
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* E6 t+ q" G$ `7 c& } Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:& \5 A1 H3 ^. C
1) The DNA is all the same0 T8 Q1 a {0 y0 w, ?0 z$ |/ K" r
2) There are no dental records
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0 t0 p! r y7 d7 f Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
# B! W' Z5 b$ h# O A Redneck!!
8 c6 v. K0 H% e, ?1 {- C: H (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out: \5 o, K) f0 c% I* r( t+ i. A
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% }7 p2 [1 x2 f R7 A% \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?& t7 W% X- c" \
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
# z6 k! O# V, f# _4 l; g# i When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.6 r Y+ N% f# L! O
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Redneck Wheelchair3 x2 c* I, |5 V% s% J" W3 c* i
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6 M3 ?2 f$ C6 I7 U/ V Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
8 p3 Y7 d& J# d 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'. C' s5 q, `* m( l5 R
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A Redneck Thanksgiving5 w" a* @3 e+ C( B: {
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)6 i" X! k4 v' f& |- w
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16; J+ o- L6 \: {4 c/ R) Z; c1 b
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .- O1 ]* }7 I3 M
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' . @0 o, g. p& f; p+ O7 \. S
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 6 r. {/ s+ S1 T- D9 {
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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