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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑
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Redneck Yard Swing7 p" |. ~# A4 e. G# W( t  `
Rednack Swing.jpg
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler  ]$ F% K9 ~6 q" y# [
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" d( Q" j/ O9 `6 r% | How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?- o* j  l" b7 f7 a% ?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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" g+ j% T4 W- N6 ]  G# { Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 `- e4 j* p/ ~! ~$ ]  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 5 ~% R3 }& b# x' D, }/ \
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Rednack Limo.jpg
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:5 J/ [2 ^* o# q. ^( a4 t6 _! X
1) The DNA is all the same
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Rednack Mailbox.jpg
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush): v  H2 k& ]% y; m0 y- _/ ?
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' O$ J7 Q) @3 c( I$ f The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years., J! Q0 D# D) {9 [; ~. k
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed+ k# \5 W( ~# g+ l- {* q
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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" ?1 _- v4 c8 ] A Redneck Thanksgiving
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; ^1 ?- ]' P, X2 G# g (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 8 O. O$ U0 Y- C2 @4 P, \8 G
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Rednack Sleigh.jpg
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。4 y$ k2 o$ i( _  v- G0 x
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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