Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler

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" d( Q" j/ O9 `6 r% | How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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" g+ j% T4 W- N6 ]  G# { Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 `- e4 j* p/ ~! ~$ ]  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' O$ J7 Q) @3 c( I$ f The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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" ?1 _- v4 c8 ] A Redneck Thanksgiving
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; ^1 ?- ]' P, X2 G# g (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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