Redneck

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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" X% \: k  [- a; |) _ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
5 Y$ ~$ Q7 s$ q) @ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
- E+ }: f4 m3 Q' w3 D- w; R" i  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
. |5 |2 t+ r3 {1 m! x8 D3 u 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
' Y9 o! G/ D( n# r2 l1 N. c (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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( q2 @8 c, ^" X" D( \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
6 l6 U, y# a6 G4 P' e, L4 h. \ The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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4 r" x& h0 M8 D A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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. j/ l1 C! [( b- }; C. }0 b6 x         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
4 F0 V* H% Y6 J1 W$ I and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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3 S: J3 N; q: C* W* h- w( m; {4 T  That's all folks!
8 q, r5 J1 N  U( ~" J. w7 ]1 F I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
8 E; j) H7 a" \竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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