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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
8 `9 o7 n; b4 r8 j% v estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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# D. }7 I) N" k6 X Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?9 V4 ^% F" J2 r& L, ^' n
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."3 t5 G ?! I. o; _/ G! B
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Redneck Cellar 6 e3 v) m+ P* m1 o, m p3 u Z
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 1 Y' A4 h/ {* X* C* o
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. : w1 t- k* j' ^( A
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Redneck Limo4 ^4 T' w5 _/ ?) [0 w, L4 F+ h
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+ {: I# y7 E! P' L6 u; y$ D6 A Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:& r' u" f; p H3 }+ p9 y1 o
1) The DNA is all the same: K7 \: G. k% h
2) There are no dental records3 s7 u& N! v3 T$ c. E- b
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?4 y! D! T# ^( ^- V9 V* G
A Redneck!! 6 n4 o- E9 h2 X
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.1 ^: ?4 s: r4 d# V- C
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?4 T% [; Y* C0 O0 d" R
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving4 E8 s) r1 N P# T5 t+ i
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 161 k) y5 [5 L/ Y/ P, g
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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That's all folks!
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