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Redneck Yard Swing

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  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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  ~! |  p' w' Q% e& |. [8 W How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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! p6 Z8 b8 E% r2 F9 c; q Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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1 W0 C3 U# E6 y5 p5 X  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
2 O' x, K/ W' b* @* J1 E    A Redneck!!
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* @# F! g0 u3 S# b Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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6 `, g8 L: F5 k% r A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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1 w2 U% u7 v" t2 M. v9 l2 ? Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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+ d8 g3 K) Z& a$ N- [: i8 L         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
6 l8 ~/ O: y4 O/ k* O4 V  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

. E( r- @1 o1 C8 k# V  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
. z5 n, _& O/ a' Q5 D竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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