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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
' m5 t/ E" o1 _ p: S: a' o6 G2 O! K 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 3 e" Z3 X# x& j7 [$ v/ A
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 4 b. x( q% Q# l9 W1 S7 `) a/ l! D
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
7 t5 P: X0 a6 |# P& ^" k9 I 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 9 f) y% ]3 A5 `- q2 a* ~" ` @
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . * q* j3 F3 G0 _0 G' C$ J
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
" `5 V5 B; D9 Z- |2 J( u, g8 g6 v me: chemistry. . .
! O. M6 G0 n# S6 n 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 7 R4 O2 p; B# O! u% Y
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
) w1 v& u; Z$ R5 [ 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 5 h" j3 b0 a% Q6 G X( i
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
( h. o( d9 N1 T( L1 i 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ( ]0 ]/ B+ a% r$ k
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" * x$ ?. D4 u9 W4 N' f2 ], [
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
. i2 c8 X1 k* B. S/ E this time, a players on the answer in the. " ^2 V% U' N( ?% o
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" ( d1 P9 j! Q+ H7 X
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "( A% G& o* N7 y9 ^
13, when the school 6 |) o9 x2 ?, O1 `# b- r
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ", ^! M" x2 I1 c6 v0 y! T
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "/ K# m; C3 Z! ?4 x& s
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years / S0 L* L ~" ?( A- _$ v/ R6 l6 O
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "' A- M9 U: K5 j- @7 q% h: {4 `
15, one bedroom 5 F* e8 h1 D3 B% ?
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
# ], c Y3 b; D* ^6 G results say it is: "He has passed away ..." & m8 H4 w0 [; v. a( e: x
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" + t; h- C0 i8 w, ^4 |& ~
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" F9 ~3 f6 ~8 ?
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." " d5 V# c* p/ ?5 n/ \
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
+ X; }9 w. V# x5 e; C) c" r 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
7 p" q' K+ \3 l# g5 | 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
6 C( N5 b0 L1 ^& q, H 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
$ Y% Q9 [5 ]" ?% Z 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "* S+ y6 S2 n- q. `; G
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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