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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh7 F+ k! ~ z0 r) |9 L. ~3 o# L/ `2 J
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; B7 _4 C. Q8 Z 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
/ _+ O: G( U8 Z. q5 ]2 e R 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 1 u# ?+ E i" S8 |; G8 d
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 5 D7 g! I( b. Y1 O+ R% ?$ h
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 3 l1 t: X. X7 A( a- O
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" & M% B9 a' r+ p+ Z, z- C
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
) _, B' y" f2 } A1 n students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
8 m( I4 }) u! `) d3 w/ K& Q% } me: chemistry. . .
3 e+ o8 |6 `. K9 `' O, X- m' ?, C6 r 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 4 F& d2 c: l6 q/ H; t) Z& F+ h
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. : B* ?! m4 N5 K) X& v
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
5 \% c7 V% x4 @0 _/ `5 ~' v 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
; M c: b ^) d! M0 ~ 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
* m/ o. W# \! ~- d hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
- q' r# ?+ t8 L6 ~ then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." - B8 ]/ o# X( s1 K
this time, a players on the answer in the. " r9 @5 X$ A; R+ @
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" + U2 {+ E; d$ {8 d8 y2 @- j7 {
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! ". _6 s% ^& b$ x) R; u
13, when the school 0 m' m% h% O$ V: C" y/ @
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "# L9 O8 n4 b, X4 \6 J- L
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
0 G% g' D; F P+ F# y _ you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
) ^+ S( s: f' y; H 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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& K: F6 q' P: t! t; \. Q& ^ students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 2 E) q: Z. }) N f' Q& r. Z
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
! f7 H( a" C3 ~$ `* K 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
" }3 X5 c: ~) N9 o# z0 L 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" $ c7 v j) t1 p' U6 n2 f( ]
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." # ^2 a4 M) o: E1 Z
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . / _3 o4 D- q$ m `6 ]: }4 T9 u
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
+ v. D" @: s! d+ t3 \% ~4 E9 W3 L 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 6 G" U9 M5 X9 H2 Q
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
: q L: _, r# t 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
- k0 L+ x6 {2 C8 q4 H e 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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