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7 R" x( ~# M: @4 d 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
/ f8 }/ i+ h& c( y 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
! U3 A" z. s/ z  v! B7 [3 N! f students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
. k# v3 Z0 h$ X me: chemistry. . .
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
9 j8 C0 D, A" d1 O0 c: o 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
: c! O8 j/ m( a 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
this time, a players on the answer in the.
; E2 @, _$ U* D3 _' z$ w1 P  R host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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9 x9 Q" \. l$ d& L7 A5 ? day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
& `$ ?" }- c" Z2 ^ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
3 S6 P8 _5 p4 p 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
2 E/ |: q! T% [/ q4 Q$ G! ] 15, one bedroom
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
* X4 {4 j( b, H7 Z+ M results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
8 i$ l; w" e: y2 q9 m1 n: J 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
: D0 J9 l9 c+ T: [' u2 k 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
+ [2 t1 d! K% e' b' Z, b 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
) z/ W% o) A2 x8 l  m" Y  z 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
- x" _8 O' @( D& u- y 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
# l3 K* K* X0 C9 {" n# \ 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "