Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

. m6 L# m1 w6 y6 D' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
4 b4 e# L8 J7 [; [/ E2 j'It's not polite.'
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; e$ _0 O9 Y( n. a# S1 \, ~6 a) w'OK',  the little girl says,
, Z3 L% m+ C* H, u; F2 a4 u9 A% k'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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" S* E1 S% e! e& a) @* X! [+ NThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

! W6 D" T# `  u3 s6 t) h' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
% \% V: v0 o0 L( M'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
( o. w' ]- l% w% kIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

2 T, Y7 B* |/ N/ bLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
" I/ X" o4 S; |4 M3 B'How did you find that out?

( y1 f. K2 o* f6 N4 N! c: h'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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$ n, V- @) u$ c* A8 a) dThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
: S0 {2 B" F2 _1 d  p'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

7 d8 C9 j) l/ s+ j2 `'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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/ k. `2 J# v2 g'Because you  got an F in sex.'

' A* X4 Z. N4 U2 rIf you  see someone without a smile today
% G5 u- S; ~/ h/ H& @0 r1 H# j) ~2 \give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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