Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

3 W+ v/ s$ J/ f  l1 F" {' i$ @  v' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

& b8 b2 F7 ^8 K- N) X1 K" l" ~/ C'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
8 H6 m. F5 F  V'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
% _" I* {/ N% K$ k$ l5 C7 u'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

9 P9 X9 e6 W7 o% s8 W7 ZThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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& d3 D6 F* F6 Z5 i: L* m' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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) f! Y. }( ~5 d! |8 [2 B, {) n'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

7 G/ M5 n' I5 N3 z& v) Z: f% b, OLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
2 v/ Q* q7 E# g7 D'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
! a4 @% w; j. o, m'How did you find that out?
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6 J7 W) P# J4 u! H7 i) b9 r9 m'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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! I1 r& W  C9 `# K4 X" l& ?The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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' \8 d8 r0 E+ R! x6 ?% g'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

' t# }. P9 ~  \/ e7 H4 v( e'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller