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Driver's License - too cute not to forward' _, Z. Z, o- `( W
$ U: o ?# v, ~& {A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 1 w$ n+ i! F' F% g) G- W6 E6 t
# e' W4 {+ Q& S/ ? \2 i' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 0 a, m3 t4 H: y+ Y! {2 g' {1 o# L& A
: B6 _7 w: W" X' R'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. / H! g- `( E% n5 \+ r
'It's not polite.'
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2 \7 y3 J. E1 A7 Z5 K'OK', the little girl says,
; c Z, x( ]; a1 Y$ w; g4 y6 h2 W'How much do you weigh?' 1 u, T! l2 N5 L0 R
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'Now really,' the mother says, 1 l2 w9 Q4 P6 C/ d
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ! x, E) G! N% l% V/ v1 G9 k
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 3 b% l; U' o9 p/ y# M( P
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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2 ^' w3 h- p7 z! }The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. , v! {1 K8 a) t: G: {2 H) Y
, ]1 A8 t0 j' H$ H; W+ E1 D' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
" Z9 U5 G/ z; I' U5 M'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
1 U* O! y5 t# I) F1 K! oIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 6 W4 ]( J& f( ?" l
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
X7 S( T. ~( A/ y( @0 T: h3 L8 C'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 6 T6 x1 a/ D7 l, H. X: U; X
9 W. x, l J! i( b @ LThe mother is surprised and asks,
: @6 D# |. d$ u' H' I'How did you find that out? , x1 Q% i6 A* N2 _! Q$ o4 A
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' , M( {* r& [3 e1 F8 z. H) W
1 w& _1 j S8 V' rThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. M2 T% O; m }% E2 g- Q
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' . t: q5 R: u- O6 V, r1 w
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, * O) a y* o. Z$ b3 Y
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 5 C* e! u; s6 b6 ]
" V# J, V. j! i2 |' w7 u'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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- ^1 C! W1 A; [: V8 e+ u1 @'Because you got an F in sex.'1 \( E" K0 H7 U' Z- e2 _1 X8 }. W
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