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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ! S D. g& W* K" c+ Y# W8 ?
# ?* x9 C9 Q& N; Z! a9 X8 M+ g. ^' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' - l L$ R' |% m& u1 S3 I
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
) z# w- X3 w$ q6 B& [* N- d* D! i# ]'It's not polite.'
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3 \3 d$ y+ E# Q$ i' X9 O'OK', the little girl says,
1 C" G9 }' w/ N, t2 ~" C'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, ( v z* s- w! {" w
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' . ], O/ Q, R/ k2 Q, F& V
( o% [ U: W. m0 ?; I+ R" R/ C'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; g9 [+ ^: D; [* T- {% e, v
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. * m3 G4 R, X- q+ Z
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'Well,' says the friend,
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It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' # s) I Y- B) O$ s
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 1 S( B' e9 h( R
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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; [) i* }) z6 _7 v3 b6 KThe mother is surprised and asks, 8 k. P. z1 Z4 {* T: ~
'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
. Q/ y: r6 B% Q'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' ; ]' F* J3 Z, x8 n+ K, f
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'2 t6 p" W2 f0 p) ` N
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'Because you got an F in sex.'4 E( D M& n8 M5 c) P
! B, M9 o2 h- }1 `If you see someone without a smile today
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