Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

1 Q2 L* X% _- _" P. O3 V" O; VA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

* L5 h- u, o8 ?( r/ z- E( Y8 P" D, D' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

4 l9 o2 f8 \6 d'Now really,' the mother says,  
2 l1 ^* Z( [9 U. a2 ^9 q'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

2 B& a* _" ^$ iThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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* W0 p/ E: D4 y1 R' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

3 Z& m4 }5 V( z: c3 x# b1 G% h( d'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
% H  y2 {; U9 i% C2 C9 ^It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

1 l! |" Q$ M8 ]2 u; Y' a0 QLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
9 g' v3 [: w( a6 J2 T: v9 n* k'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
4 i1 w5 W# ~) x& v( N' E'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

, b2 z5 X/ ^/ U: x9 {5 D( p'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller