Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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; w# S$ ]# p1 a! P$ _" xA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

6 V2 ^; C6 y! @$ P5 M'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
% A; u/ A+ W  U  O1 q3 \'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

% F8 w( T2 h' G- j" ?, @Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

4 n3 b$ ?, h$ e4 m6 C'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
* k7 ]4 Z; ~, U  m+ M+ c$ h. xIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
& i3 c' [$ i, i+ t; s'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
$ X4 Z& d0 x; j% E& g# h1 g'How did you find that out?

) n5 @0 p0 a2 T0 r/ K'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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3 g, c* k# J1 U9 @3 \) N" GThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

6 k+ B$ b7 a* x7 k'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

0 `8 u8 Z' v. b2 V/ O'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

% J) p- i7 G& X' jIf you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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