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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 * J* \6 I- b% m8 ~* B5 V4 K% ]
' \) I- \/ l3 k* J/ }8 ?Driver's License - too cute not to forward8 B) [( e i l9 O) ]! Z- D9 `' h
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 3 M* ?0 {5 M6 e( `$ X% T5 L
! H. ?) O. M9 X2 N/ z4 x' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' : R# t9 o; C5 `; c1 x
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
+ ] v) c% U( g1 Z7 v" p'It's not polite.' 6 Y, v! g; [' G+ t6 h, h
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'OK', the little girl says, 0 A. l& k2 {; H
'How much do you weigh?' ( G; X, i# h7 O4 |! E& f
9 B# S* l3 C/ F# u'Now really,' the mother says, ( q1 L; {, y7 r2 S; A* {
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' / V2 \% s* n& H( j
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 9 F4 b% N+ w/ s$ L2 f
7 [' o' J+ T" s5 C h8 @ V3 |8 N. W'Well,' says the friend,
( U2 f% b5 L5 ^$ J, ~/ c2 p'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
" A+ q, A' H; z. t! ?It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 8 I' y. d' v. ?* Y
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, % Z! A% }, \. U. U! X5 }
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
" }) T. g6 _2 _9 Y4 y'How did you find that out? ; f4 g% g3 \# w/ {- n& s; m
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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/ |9 c1 |/ \+ w7 a7 WThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
; l1 K: a; U( C% m' k; n'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' . J* A, Z2 L) w! E8 [& O7 v
' {0 ^* s# e& V1 d ['And,' the little girl says triumphantly, " p6 d9 q E f( z* o2 V7 r! s1 M# s
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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