Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

9 D" v5 [* B2 }, V# |% nA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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0 u1 B% {( A2 }'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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' S' I- w8 t6 r9 m6 e. H& {'OK',  the little girl says,
1 {8 W/ l! l/ @) i, ~/ X# F, y'How much do you  weigh?'
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  u9 _* ^8 s4 {'Now really,' the mother says,  
7 e9 q7 N; p' d6 s1 v" d'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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: X+ q8 c* E$ eUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

# }- s  b: }( f* \- G8 e& {'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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( }% ^, J6 i  X# x" u: H$ ]'Well,' says the friend,
, o0 J8 x, q$ T; k) ?'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
" @, J2 _9 p, D7 K9 P( MIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

7 v) k; m+ ?9 K9 t7 I& Q4 wThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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" G3 S! U1 R+ m'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
) M' L$ T5 y4 E& J7 I7 N7 I3 \1 b'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
7 {* I8 S: _" x6 s( I* q'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
1 @+ p( G. @6 c" egive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller