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$ o6 W, L3 A+ ^2 pDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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$ O! G2 s2 J, a; p2 `: eA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' e: J6 i4 e- _0 n) @2 o0 ^- @. O' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' ( Q1 X8 {! |4 {& ?1 K, K
, m" d4 p" m4 z* h5 L9 @: g'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. # a* a( J8 c8 X
'It's not polite.'
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' b% C2 [% r6 f- Z& s'OK', the little girl says,
9 K/ ^# o1 `! R1 M+ x'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, 5 m, C2 z) x# G5 J& u
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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" K& J4 f/ p& x- j( V1 NUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' / Z5 \: l- U% P. W' `' s' e$ t
1 `6 \0 }/ t' V2 L! [The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ( j, r4 J) l" F. }
1 x/ [# |* g- |# o( y8 h' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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' D# I1 `# E5 v0 v# x: X: D& r# o8 x'Well,' says the friend,
/ i; w( E) ]6 Y3 P% O7 b# q1 A'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. , c$ K' Z* x0 ?2 f
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 9 Q# }* w( F2 @* M& u& E: D
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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0 e8 A2 v$ K- bThe mother is surprised and asks, 7 a2 ~) A+ C5 u1 `
'How did you find that out?
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/ k2 z; ?) o6 Z8 o5 a% ]7 X'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' ! B8 W0 `9 x& x' _) c4 A
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. + W" P1 ?0 [/ T% P3 @, [3 J: C; h9 Q
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 2 ?5 a, N: {* u) Z2 m; T W
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 8 ^9 C! K! }8 i. |
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' - e/ W/ \" }7 j% j
! c3 h: E8 t5 Z4 B6 G! A'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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