The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

3 y2 g( Q% C: ]. e    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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/ }* d( K  e# O; H   The only reason I would take up walking
. J7 M& v, ?% r# M7 I) H: {    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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* {. U: ?3 R" ^8 \$ J& }+ Z( a    I have to walk early in the morning,
, u4 q% l0 _4 H" v    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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+ p" t' k9 d* [7 F% ~' ]4 _& y   I joined a health club last year,
. V9 L/ E; h3 h  @+ y8 |    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
# `* _! L; ~5 h( x! q    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
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    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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, a) g7 _5 `0 j/ y# `" ^   I know I got a lot of exercise
* M& k! v- N* _  c# u; F    the last few years,......
0 [- S/ @( w; G! Q    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
: Y' |: i9 j, Q% U- t/ b    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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, G; T9 A2 q7 x8 ^! d: C" t    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.