The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
7 Y+ t; U& y: D. R, Q4 @/ |* R   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

% I6 N+ w5 O, `# C    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
  X6 Q/ y8 y& ~  o* v    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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* W/ J, K1 p5 C6 r& l# [( f: l% L   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
/ _! @2 \2 r; {' _: U    by people who annoy me.
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( W. t* W, ]- `5 f: S# P# y1 }   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
, D# F2 b3 p" k( {    I have to walk early in the morning,
  m6 a# Y" c, }$ x# O    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
- q6 l, }/ F) {    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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5 f9 y$ l# v: C" Y3 b- r( G! o  Z' J( u    The advantage of exercising every day
8 q  d5 t5 q& r2 L- ]5 L6 f  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
$ V8 Y2 y! N! C0 U   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
, t% D" [: O. @" W0 @9 D    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
- S7 [# `1 g( A5 |$ s# |; B    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
5 S' C8 T' C& j1 ]4 Q7 R    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
" ?' C" i% d1 N+ z0 _  g/ U   AND
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6 h. G4 Q7 ]7 R8 J- O+ X    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
5 ^0 q& c4 G' T7 ]+ Z4 A5 r    I look just fine.