The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
/ h/ I# v6 H# k: M% w& p6 g- d   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
8 _3 |# T. q5 J   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
% Z, D/ S) V& f& b    five miles a day when he was 60.
- B' H6 F  Q( l+ z/ ?2 V    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
  p  \, [$ r: l4 m    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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  k/ Z: d; Z' `7 p- U. g   The only reason I would take up walking
% k) b4 u" v/ c& U: u. w    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
: C2 r4 }, F6 ?2 w    I have to walk early in the morning,
3 M4 N3 s* I3 `/ [8 z# l% U    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
( c5 U* H  B/ F    spent about 400 bucks.
0 ~. L! V- ^- J1 G    Haven't lost a pound.
4 _5 |. V+ q4 _! {4 |) y. J- {    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
1 j9 G: v' b0 l4 D3 U! j, J   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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5 p% F/ X; S: {* q1 M    The advantage of exercising every day
1 t# ]& U  o. _% f% h% f4 Q  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
8 Y7 p1 ]3 V2 B   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
, c1 z- F: X  P  J* Z  start with a small country.
   
0 F! S$ I. j$ U2 \   I know I got a lot of exercise
' v' y* U( \# B2 a* S8 }8 _    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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; [) ?; N1 N7 f: G  We all get heavier as we get older,
/ H- P/ _3 m: c2 P: W7 {4 J0 g    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
4 ?7 _- V1 R! a) o    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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2 Z1 `9 e5 }: \    Every time I start thinking too much
; t3 V3 d2 C+ A# N3 D1 W     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.