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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.1 c) Y. s0 _1 {( {# x
/ D# v- d* l3 ]6 kAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'7 L; H3 J% t5 ]/ E
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and- i' i% `1 b$ H; I* D
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.: [6 _ C0 D- j# T) F
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.2 O! A& C/ z% F8 H3 t3 V( r
3 [* l- l6 n$ C3 f' C) W'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he! T9 e5 |6 F3 J1 ^
say to you?'5 g$ q" n2 ]/ [
- C' b0 [ m% s; |'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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