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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.1 ^1 {1 v7 ~! \$ M
4 E1 B$ r1 {6 m( q" U7 x. T% Q- J; v h* @He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,, h9 j" I7 [5 `
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.2 r3 w: W/ u( }
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the+ H, `# l! p q- s# A9 J/ l/ S
courage to say something to the big Indian.7 F+ @5 `, N+ z( U, k
2 H: j5 `; x* j# r+ W0 C+ e! DLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'1 p* J c$ H! g- h+ y$ j/ W
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
% a2 ?& W, j) M8 R, W9 |8 z6 hsmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.8 U0 r4 \0 r: W- b# _3 X F7 v
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him/ n6 d3 B8 Y) b: k
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian. f7 h- x1 n/ Z. k6 R8 O' r
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he {- O- M# q0 |7 u. z$ U
say to you?'
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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