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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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/ v' J- o* X, H% j" oHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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7 Q5 {* Q, T9 m6 p/ I1 ^/ b9 land obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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: S7 O; m0 l0 ?- g# C# O7 ^4 W# R0 BAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the8 F ]* j5 U6 {0 m9 m7 `, P
courage to say something to the big Indian.7 ]; P8 [, y" ^+ f' [+ Y
: \. T: K. ~( v/ TLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'. X8 k& W( v3 D& U* e3 g
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and4 D4 j7 b- N& f! K
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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4 U3 ^' p" w" ?( M5 b% u8 IHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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+ M+ ]. w- i4 H* k* O4 D$ vAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.; X, D" Z% x- E8 x ^- N" d
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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