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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
8 j" v" `9 ~/ N* W8 O; q; oHere are some examples:
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8 s N# j0 ?! s$ x0 H' |3 YFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them./ A9 b: j( {; ?$ U3 C
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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' N$ e% p9 x" ?; h$ c6 x6 S( dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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5 q. I4 @ a$ b, j* j- O$ D2 hSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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& R$ f+ n0 ~ T( h, ]1 W. DEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.1 |) [5 `$ b: C5 [ h
4 i% z( o. W6 y/ q+ YTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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