Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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" Q1 R- N1 o0 R; k1 V$ hFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
$ \4 t/ |2 q) x/ _PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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7 v: M: q) g7 mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' Z( D& P& d2 V0 w3 A4 K$ oFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 h& H9 n( p* H, e7 o& gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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" q8 H" \) ^8 g+ Q& lHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 n3 h: `% J7 Z! H雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.