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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 9 p9 ]$ m; R7 w
Here are some examples:
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& T3 j% G- f7 b7 p. q. `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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L0 w* ]: B' v" i, r; |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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' e6 L4 ?. k, O# g! N4 ?$ C$ XThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; e- ?3 E- W: R3 _! J+ V, Z0 }
3 f V4 |8 D' m& a% OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! ^1 k! g1 Q" T. B; |, i
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ N, m9 N7 I/ Y% l
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# ]/ W" V0 Z9 s( H# A
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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