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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 8 y" E1 C, b" E6 g u
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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" `. B; h' |0 C6 m5 IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 a5 X+ C) p3 S+ eThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% _2 K( g, O& t4 ?
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 J4 [0 i, |9 y9 g& Y
" _8 G5 N) W) o: iHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.' N, W+ Y* c8 u3 ~; x g* ~
9 |( W# m' x4 d" C, u& Q8 BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 k, `% m& R- R/ GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..6 B8 \% W: d' r L& M
# \+ z( G* q( Z( w: ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.* Y# k, g# [% P4 E( } K
. j8 G7 y1 c+ O1 b) X9 Y; R% q3 `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; B4 V( T" ^& F/ k: @6 [
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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