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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. , P% P1 D- e5 z5 Y$ B! T( Z
Here are some examples: ) M3 |, k7 h8 L* A! `
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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- a; G2 |' J/ CPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 w9 z/ U3 k Y( y+ F
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.6 R# M0 g1 a/ o; R/ g$ U9 C
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated* J5 E4 v& f% g- L
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 U# u* N6 Y/ n. v$ X; E2 d- O* ~
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, v( D# J- o5 D; [' tFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& J- t$ _% M: J" j; Z6 u
* B3 W! x" D5 n" ]* c' \* q: w0 pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. I' [# c. d! W/ d" q1 G' H& p
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.( i+ f7 |* K% }2 o: m( C- _
* C1 B( @+ i% j2 U6 KHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.8 B# h9 |) g4 y) `' g' m! y! d
' ~5 J" r/ a9 G/ T, P& bTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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