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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ `9 O) C( Y+ Z# |1 [6 J, UHere are some examples: 1 t* d' S" P4 d+ M' [, ~
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.. Z" k! A* q8 D% v% ]
, z$ p t( Z gPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! X8 Q, O9 J4 E {
% H- o; Z5 ^2 y5 Z1 zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; x% L5 {& K9 |3 T" U& [% A* k
' p& L8 O( _0 A: V( WTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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H8 V0 X, C% C, i' D9 p pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 Q# l: _- t$ u E2 Z* j/ ?
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- F# w! Q3 w- fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' B. @8 E8 c' f( [3 ?
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.6 t' c7 v# D% h4 W6 M/ Z1 J
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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