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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) `$ z( N, G: S; E# y
Here are some examples:
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0 z! P, v( x: F7 X6 h7 ]7 oFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 ~' b z+ r; }4 R2 p0 }
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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5 v, F; b& w* H; ^! c$ g/ DThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.7 }6 ^. K& x; n0 ?, o
+ Y! H! Y8 r8 i" t- RTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated& i) a2 U/ D) {2 S$ k% o' Q9 d/ ^
6 K/ N1 H3 f" J4 K, cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.( N( R( k: {' a7 J
% a& h5 `1 a# [' d0 {; N* rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.8 Q3 @; r& f) R5 F
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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" k6 p2 L3 Q4 i1 q: KTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! w3 p5 i% V3 i N% B0 J& R
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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. G) S4 U4 u7 ]0 K0 b: f- VTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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