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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 T, s& G: l/ c7 v& _# }8 A( i b
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 f3 G( z0 G! G/ ^! \' zTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ O# Q, m a/ K3 _; S, d* @5 S4 K2 P
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.6 g/ C- I+ c& t/ h' E- |
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 g! @/ w. m! ^( o4 W$ r
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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8 Y9 [: t9 J3 H; X" _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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- A( A' m) f6 F* r0 o/ sHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; W& `3 G5 c* ], u
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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