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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 e* [4 [; K7 ~6 T' B; S0 U; v% j
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' f$ e9 J( y. h2 |( ]/ \& R/ @; x
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 _8 p7 @% C' T: P; ~
7 C J' ^7 L( l( zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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8 z$ `" I) z, G% tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; T/ i- O% ]$ lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt., K+ m; [! K6 z! e- x; g( V- j
% Z; B* @8 x( m% q: E* Q7 R8 A lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., S- p: H- n; D K w
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0 S' t" \+ Q+ Z! ^2 E! }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..( Y8 d6 C( k% \6 Q5 R; |' @
' b5 T; X) |: GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.1 ~- U1 q% J3 ^ u5 C
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.4 W, t/ k( w+ {- K( R F2 Y
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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) t/ i4 @1 ^/ u/ `; w; ^THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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