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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) \& H+ G" \1 x8 @: Q) v$ S
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.: n/ X, A) e. ]6 P4 o+ k9 B
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) G: r: x/ A6 E; @$ X. R2 j. dTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 x5 e# B1 L; o# ]( e
       
6 B; r- O0 |& X4 H- SHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ x- ^5 |% F( i. A* w
       
7 N. Z0 V( X1 d3 l& LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 t# s* Y4 C( K8 gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' J" y4 _" }! }& D' }
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.1 i& {+ x1 B- s
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。; J- f  ~/ c/ @! ~! U
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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