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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% R/ M& U: `" o3 N L& E `9 NHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 @- ^# w8 Z* }' p, \: |, \
: ^4 u5 j9 P$ l: r# G' K9 a- e# K. U) bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ ~' s( m$ Y1 s- K& }
; }8 [9 j+ ? n$ d- }0 t# STIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! j# k# N% q' l% _7 i- A
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. ^9 r5 v- N$ P
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., b( p- G$ G5 \1 f
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4 d8 ?0 l6 G8 W( jFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ X& a; c) `9 {3 M( v$ P. H h
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.% }% Q9 I8 }* J' e: j* P- h& q. i
! L9 }: p5 l5 {( gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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% Q& R2 @$ O' pHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.' }- `/ l% L# _/ R5 N
]) o! `9 b$ z3 k* KTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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