Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

( H) r# K% F# S; P9 K1 @, [FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
. A0 }( E$ `1 m0 H/ I6 U+ A9 fHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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2 J9 n0 S& t% x, H# `( C2 qSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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" G: q" F2 D$ ?* LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ X1 }) G( d) ~/ p4 N' V$ v" aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
- r  `) n" W2 l3 j6 Z( xHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- ]! H% }/ I  U0 ?You are welcome.