Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

# ]/ M9 m/ u- N+ bFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

8 j+ D& A- ~' n. F& `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
! G9 I$ t2 S& K" iFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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4 D- L5 |1 L* H) F9 O+ ^. ^7 jTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 u# i. C# M2 E' _% B( @EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
. m% P) X/ F3 K9 y2 x. z. JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' c7 K9 b; G: H1 T9 u雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! G' _: k  l2 t6 u; DYou are welcome.