Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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  m' h" V  O7 {6 vFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 P1 I" z2 S' r' N* KPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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" Z- j7 o& L( J, O) iTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
" Q. g/ G7 n# ~+ k8 O1 X# SHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
3 Q% m/ Y7 N; cSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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& {7 u9 `, ^/ i* Z: k- ~Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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$ F& N5 v( v3 O# C% [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 K) O6 ]: u' X6 k0 E雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 x- W7 ^  x1 X% j, h' a$ S" ]You are welcome.