Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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: N0 \5 u* U/ ^9 [- i- C# FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
2 h6 E% O3 d7 l- X5 f1 zTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
$ k4 |9 `' P2 U2 o: hEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
5 o5 k8 s4 {+ ]' n$ z5 r1 DHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 J* \4 Z  Q6 I( a" p6 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 v: t) c# y/ ?6 G3 ^2 K( O雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

' X; t7 L% V) lYou are welcome.