Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ K0 S* a8 d3 W& ~5 p/ I6 VHere are some examples:   

- p( Y% \% \: ?' ?1 LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
8 ~+ J( _+ l. O, ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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9 w$ V4 _4 f% A+ ]HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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( i0 c* D6 {) B5 C8 MFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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# s% \' ~/ q+ e/ W) s  b% mTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 Z% F* ^2 y! GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
% [3 D! Z8 q" p0 NTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.