Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 R1 i1 k  h# K6 wHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
% @  S" @) O8 |  E2 D- n$ ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 Y6 {6 G  Z: ~* k: ?8 m2 pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
8 k) [- ^' C7 ]1 i  y8 w6 B* u$ PHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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( y! \) r$ I$ I. j7 HTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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9 E. T) A7 M! L0 l! `. n$ C1 v( HEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.