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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% I5 i4 F" E7 T( z, v5 W5 FHere are some examples:   
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. M! ^! T& C+ Y) AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* ^5 w2 i5 |% `; V9 [
       
* `  M( D# \* uPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated2 f6 h; K1 x3 O0 b4 {
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.+ L+ q' x! F1 @( K9 Z3 K
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.; u2 V! N" [; S& g2 U
       
2 V: p4 q5 t5 g! T4 gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。$ ]( J3 l% F7 ^. v
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

9 D3 v8 h* f( d( P0 Q" ~You are welcome.
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