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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " q3 `8 S' z  {2 |/ H
Here are some examples:   
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9 {0 F& H1 Y& ?6 u9 Q+ {2 v; bFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 [, j( X5 s8 \2 g  t
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.# N( d5 R; t% m% e

7 X# u7 }6 z7 a# k8 d8 \& `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., b/ v: l* J, c: N" [
       
* p5 `/ H3 f  nTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated* j7 y- U1 p2 g$ _5 f+ h! M
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.0 g* ]1 f, r! `/ r! u
       
% l2 l4 ]" Z: l0 c6 V# lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..: F! P1 a, x3 _; T( L
       
! ?" S  K' |6 w" k# }- ]+ wTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- s/ \5 J, t9 {* @EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# |  u# b" _* i6 W& y/ w6 n9 i% g4 Q
       
  ~" F% h0 M# m' W# WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! H8 U7 K4 l: {$ c; L
       
8 p7 M+ `3 P, \8 CTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ t4 {2 [& J. J, O, G雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* o; }% y& u7 ]/ o4 ]/ }You are welcome.
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