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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# ?% U: b: ?/ A6 AHere are some examples:
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, G/ w0 U: B# A. e; a9 H( j. [7 F+ AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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8 K5 j; m* s2 k6 qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 }) c- T& H( h6 |
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 z* f3 Y/ H0 I9 C( B" L
; R7 K# W* U U) W+ r) n* gTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 I( ?$ a! b( Y. W1 z
0 Y. Y1 Y' A$ S: ~: ^& v* ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 f5 C0 I5 R0 m
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..( t5 K; M: E$ P7 d' L* s
( r1 L# d# E& s a5 aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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