Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

1 J. u' p4 j, f- {0 n% HThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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' g2 I4 O& f9 k( p4 r$ q5 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
2 h; |3 ?4 W' _) W( mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
) A6 ]3 o( I) V) ^TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! ~  I; Q# h1 X2 ?. lEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) e! g9 X) r& N6 nHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ V$ E, n9 e! y( k& o* Q' M& L雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! G5 J; [' @* ~: b% o1 [1 p  l0 |You are welcome.