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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% d5 Q5 S/ l+ Q7 a' THere are some examples:   * w7 Z/ U* |( N

5 ]- I% k0 B0 U$ L! A/ o, \; t- fFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 h* ^+ W  ^1 J; ], l

/ x: I5 }3 I( Q' n# ^They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.& ~8 x$ W' K6 ?' `
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; {4 c5 h. H+ K& N
       
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7 U: s8 p+ [  `4 W& p' A9 b+ V2 HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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/ T& x' i: D0 q+ vTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. B7 f4 `: r8 R* k' A+ b. a. a
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.) O) }1 l0 N% m- p, l" q0 \2 h
       
5 n* @$ Z2 N* f, e# M1 s7 kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 {* K8 A1 n  D5 q: H! S7 x
       
) A+ n1 b% c5 R& b: r' HTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
- E  ~2 ?% V1 ]' h# r( h雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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