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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. , M5 n# l: H; n3 m* y4 J
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." E2 E/ f0 d- R: F# A5 H4 z( n& _
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& x' l0 c2 B0 P

) N3 D" _% v3 J  b9 \8 [They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' y9 I% ?9 M, g( m" H4 ]
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; t2 s, C: h8 L/ u- l& O, qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* ~: D6 e* m, u+ ]- L* n7 A' hSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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( B& d  _0 r) N% SFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.- J6 V2 ]5 D( \1 z
       
, Z5 o0 w( l7 E& N) Y* U5 ^& XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; p7 n, [7 W' r
       
$ T& M2 J' n% ?  WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. }* {7 C3 R/ t& K
       
1 j# B0 j$ f6 `4 Z1 }& x- }THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
% a5 y2 ?+ a& k) E' `雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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