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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! a+ o7 S" i4 L3 J+ K3 ~Here are some examples:   
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3 d/ S. p0 H. A& ]! C  SFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 ^4 R, j  o( Y6 C4 ]& J$ k
       
5 e" N6 y. r: H, O0 O6 `+ R6 J3 WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons." |5 r( D2 V1 @5 c$ i
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated+ b" b% {* v0 q' u: `8 p0 W
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.7 T  x$ k+ w1 _& X% p
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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% S+ b% L$ {- E1 o. x( P, mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ _7 r5 [0 |+ }' K# }: G
       
0 K& f& c, @" r  t! Y- [4 iTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ J/ Y( @' ~# B) `# K
       
& ^  m# M+ j4 F, \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' ~! }9 z: k5 b) ~! p/ X4 @: G
       
" y$ ]/ N3 F* t5 k4 P& G% s" }HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.+ H+ X( C" x6 p3 L2 o
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 o5 I0 F! o# p- W3 ]雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

( z( y6 s0 Y* {5 E- e& A- rYou are welcome.
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