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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! J9 b2 ^7 s4 S4 I- p& ]
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; f. [9 i. Z( S& d0 O$ n/ nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 M# H) Z0 J, B+ ~' O9 BTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.% u9 _ A; n5 n# E5 v4 {% }$ m
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ x" i& }6 C% u4 f# Y
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ b5 P* U# e1 E/ {: F
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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2 }6 i5 m3 \' R+ eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 I: X9 N1 _, L. o) ]% Z8 f, ~HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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