Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 F  \$ P- x- q$ _. u6 sHere are some examples:   

2 P% w* {; s7 ~4 w# @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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! c" l' u  @, d7 O1 J3 VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

9 z* i. b* M) [/ T4 X7 b' M6 n8 NThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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. O. E" L" r8 @' yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
$ k: d0 }  t+ H. g9 \8 f0 \# ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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( t- P& x4 D: a! |- S2 k6 Y% [Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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4 N( T4 X$ k; w( F7 m  {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

0 }. Q! V, [) x8 L2 VYou are welcome.