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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.) z' C  B# o' X2 }4 A3 g8 J  M
       
2 i; x9 X- e6 vPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) e  G4 v  w( r. z5 R& eThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; b: o( H: {1 x$ x6 o
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.7 j' q$ h" C$ i, y& X1 t$ o) U
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..* D" Z: i  c3 B) W
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." R3 S9 v1 M6 c+ p3 R) V
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 g% Y/ r# _) K: c$ F& y0 I! K
       
; c, E& y+ F6 c7 y6 z  x- B: OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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