Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 N( f4 M) ]" X& Y3 pHere are some examples:   

3 M7 m( Z( e3 w' R2 _6 FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
2 u* F& p; n. [2 v: {PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
5 ~. l  t+ s9 V& N! g; \7 ^TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
+ u# i3 b% x8 V  B7 I, i  F% LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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% c: c; W  O1 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
7 e0 r* H3 @9 i5 S. }& Z6 L* [3 }# p; STRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  ~# }+ i, f  x, P$ ], D. V# ^; XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
7 E& e( S. Y' w; x, ^/ B) PHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
. h4 _' s! G. F8 ]雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ d! h1 w& T% GYou are welcome.