Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; T0 s- ~* Z# z. c+ }TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
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! S8 d" n. e9 t* ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
/ T* l6 R, M9 uTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ @3 \# B! C/ h6 aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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( a5 \) n' W3 R' p& D0 k; FHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.