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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 w1 u+ }+ ^- n" JHere are some examples: ! V: H. l% s) _( ^) X7 f y
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 M* V% A# E+ A o3 N- p8 A4 g
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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6 [% @1 y2 @( u; V: H$ A: eThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' Y' Y6 d' o( @% S' J3 G
, q( L( G, @4 a$ oTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..9 V3 A& o1 c: f, Z% |- i" O
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( {: r3 `$ W) W" |
/ O! X0 w4 |. XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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