Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
# ^5 }6 o& p/ T; e' w0 V
9 d, d4 {) y4 n" l# C) eFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
/ s5 y2 J) ~$ d       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
. ?$ w( P8 p7 L7 m  @0 H+ ~
2 ]! b1 c( y' V4 q: P& V) }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
5 r3 r4 [- f! \* q       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
3 F9 y5 e: x6 E. E8 U4 V; f$ }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
  _  \9 h5 Y  Z$ d. m' k; ]" R       
WEB PAGES:
9 G3 P6 n1 E, @  x% x5 |Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
- L/ M( k6 r+ V4 W# c       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
+ {5 P8 X; N) s' p( b& ?4 a* q       
4 B4 k$ B+ i; |: y; rHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
3 B: f2 n4 Q) L& K3 }' @THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

& P1 R- T, I) Q) y1 uYou are welcome.