Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% R/ M& U: `" o3 N  L& E  `9 NHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
: ^4 u5 j9 P$ l: r# G' K9 a- e# K. U) bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
; }8 [9 j+ ?  n$ d- }0 t# STIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
4 d8 ?0 l6 G8 W( jFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! L9 }: p5 l5 {( gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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% Q& R2 @$ O' pHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
  ]) o! `9 b$ z3 k* KTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 q6 x3 f' k& }( F  s雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; W2 e; [- X( }You are welcome.