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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 8 J/ G) r7 A* y( V0 `- Z* Q, c
Here are some examples:
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2 l" w0 p" ^- p" ?- }" |FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.$ \! `; B1 w S/ Q$ G8 `
B0 @/ E- P' C# y6 [They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* p% ^4 {0 M; S& S1 i
5 d5 d7 E5 ]+ y% f. T. `2 zTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; G# J5 D' q. M) g: T# r
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.% A/ b' g4 M! P4 a: i+ X
; p; b3 X1 @, H2 R- tSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.: r# E/ n* u- Y
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..5 m4 C0 r$ {0 Q! c% N4 M I
2 A% |; Z {' @- aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.7 W! G' O6 `" x- u
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.7 |8 Y, v% A1 D" M; ^
4 t- t) I* x- r0 h+ v+ LTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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