Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 S1 i; p: H, j7 CHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

! i$ N" C* @' X" E" W, n& EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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* C! ^' q( S3 {" }, h1 K/ cTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
9 d/ h. h) _8 Z- Q9 ZSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* r- R6 x9 \1 I2 x9 bTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
) D8 G2 y8 \' R1 `0 uEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 H. M% m! Z7 y$ F; z3 e雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; k# w! e0 e. C: p* i: U$ ZYou are welcome.