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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 G: Y1 i- D+ a, V$ _2 g6 w7 ?
Here are some examples:   
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% i6 R* T$ z/ p& gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.  d! }) K! v! o8 o, C) c

. p" ]% \, h5 l% @. QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated+ D+ c. E: S9 b5 U
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; s& O7 [# m- oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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5 K8 _) k0 o' o: lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.) s) |" G/ V6 R5 w' N* `" ?7 Z
       
6 v5 H1 Y& i( oHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。0 T7 i  u* D9 H9 p) _/ v
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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