Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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4 e5 _, h/ U5 T5 `/ c3 @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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4 v8 U+ R5 v( PPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
( x4 E! O9 L$ y1 y; uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
3 e" K# g- s; i7 v+ h6 t9 ^SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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  m, o8 V' K  V- a. J2 i( dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
5 b2 ?0 I3 T, _- e9 I: FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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8 Y% J7 X6 Y3 R$ c3 C( w! E% bEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
' B. u! L! k' L0 b% BHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.