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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 2 I; Q2 A5 ]2 C* h6 v
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 {% w+ {# X( z* W/ W; j
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* A6 v& g! W1 n/ r5 CThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.9 r# p, X: C0 }! @
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" _/ }/ {7 g) {: E. O, E
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.! J( C0 p$ S9 R* N* [4 t
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., j6 A+ D/ @3 M* [) m) @
# G: \0 C2 ?+ Y' J- BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 e! ^+ }. L) e4 P+ L7 c
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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