Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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% H" r, e: }( H- I9 ?5 L$ m* F" F3 `$ aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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% f' ?$ [$ T" J% c1 ^8 ^They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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- W" n, Y0 j( z/ S& ~* a3 [TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 E5 U- z/ `. l& v5 MFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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( n& E+ D- l; N7 V, F! ]( w+ iEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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$ `. F2 J$ z' v1 EHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
8 n" W1 T2 Z6 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" V: W$ q. E# ]' Z; PYou are welcome.