Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' W" N0 U- v& d5 {' tHere are some examples:   
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5 t' k- S/ _  U; A* p; h- s9 j/ wFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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6 r/ O  o& F7 u! EPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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  y% C$ U$ R! p$ g7 Z/ ~( D! `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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+ Z& y6 ^' F! @* @; ?. [* GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' G4 G1 {4 w' [% F8 y7 e" OFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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" e9 D1 k/ P4 C9 o9 |TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 E/ G0 _  }% V+ K$ |: Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.