Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- C8 ~- i$ r  J% q! QHere are some examples:   
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' ]$ T2 g1 m' eFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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: \5 h) L2 ]: NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
/ j( q" ^/ n1 R; T. LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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: n7 @( x6 j3 h4 m$ N& f. TTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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, L8 g9 F  U- I4 A- ^0 Z5 sHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
: t6 q/ p  _& n9 RTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.