Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 }$ R' v: x- k  R/ E- ^Here are some examples:   
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0 L- ?* O* |8 d6 O# m5 T" Z/ ?FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ Z+ k  n2 W" G4 N  a1 @/ mPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ c  J9 [7 @  ^9 n+ Q" f$ ?They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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, V! u! q' \+ S5 W, f; ~  r6 gSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
; g" ~" }. Z# i' \  ?  OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
* P1 ?( T6 ^' Y, h7 W0 [* D$ ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
! y6 y0 g+ k' ]! s/ z: zTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 i, u3 b$ g2 l$ ]雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.