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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   K- ^: V6 }- O$ ~/ m, s  W
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: m: E: c" D% i: ]. Z# aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.: h; b! e2 w. @
       
3 g) P4 @8 O) u; |0 rTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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) }" ^0 z% n. P" i7 S* k  V+ YHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; ]' ]. e: S% B3 L2 P' {
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 Y9 [4 \+ D( W5 W; O2 @, c, z$ `Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..; j$ o/ \6 ?- n8 o7 k. I2 e
       
: q! U% M/ f6 b6 B" h, aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) s! S, p6 h2 e, @
       
7 l" h: z0 j  t) O$ AEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 j. `, y  b% T, [! q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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