Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

8 Q9 A3 l1 Z) IFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 Z3 ^0 J3 \: d3 Y6 [PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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% x: f) C' @/ ^- C! zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
. W$ P* ]1 e1 XFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 K  y4 \/ q5 ]1 f5 ?6 VEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
5 _) ]% W8 o+ d5 Q+ P) v/ ^HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.