Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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6 F) G+ H* ?2 x0 Y; H! kFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, Y8 k" n  j  M4 j- n, {2 |+ p) WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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' d- r5 K/ K4 IFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- G8 l. Q) A, E+ PTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- g6 S4 H; Y  t4 m+ @6 E" I3 C' }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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% N4 \$ p; I$ a* v' OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) o$ M. l( z( H6 ]; W# F$ d' oYou are welcome.