Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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: s* R3 ~/ A6 n* C* u$ M5 ~FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 L5 |% e1 }3 s# a' }* {% LPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

& [+ D" T6 W3 q4 VThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" w5 C- F: G* L4 @' V9 jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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1 p) C1 ]5 }0 `SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
% v3 @" T' U9 dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
9 O4 M) I2 p1 t* {7 @& REGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" G- w' t7 _* P0 c" w. lYou are welcome.