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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% |6 W7 z9 ]2 cHere are some examples:   $ M+ H. y+ c3 s1 z1 h

# K/ n6 N% o, g( q0 C% n) l9 AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ c# N6 T4 V; j4 fThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.! j1 p8 m* q; U5 }, Q+ G
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated  Y7 S; R; _9 X5 j* U, r' J, i
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: d* `3 l4 T/ D% A9 RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ R8 X6 ?6 Y$ B) x2 {  N- K1 J( |
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& P7 l5 b* X! m; L% L. i( _7 T
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.2 y* b5 C: R) N3 I% ]9 e
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.' D& @0 C; G3 G! K& v* z0 W
       
* o9 ~, `' ?% S2 t2 X# S3 t" aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 }& C1 [8 t; s# c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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