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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. r7 X' |* u6 l1 X9 k
Here are some examples: & w; J8 C+ k$ C Z# c" _3 N7 U+ R" b
6 s- c8 y) b6 o8 z! p; G A6 XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.# N; C" \) b# Z- A) }: E& c
* c9 O, P( K; j& r0 K8 k2 w" c% {0 uPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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- `, p2 Z1 z' c: [- E, J- mThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.! h$ b9 ^& N# |9 B
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. g, N9 R, p2 p n" p6 cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- Y5 u, J3 l9 K$ k( S+ E
+ J" I. `; d+ d' mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% G' m' [% {; D$ |: S
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..! c( ?/ }2 F; i0 `
; z2 ]" t' G7 R& YTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ U* I* D3 X' X: C! k7 a
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.- ?% Q2 C% F3 F9 F( z/ o
, m% G: u% f. b" \THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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