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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- p3 {5 n1 q0 D8 JHere are some examples:   " q6 u; z" F1 Q( C# G' w

  U; P( s7 ~/ mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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  h/ R& a- \" |  Q2 L+ _- rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! {; m3 O! V. n  {: [  m4 l

0 N6 l9 S- ^7 t- R+ |' `1 d' IThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.) s3 w" p- ]0 B% f/ E
       
7 s5 N. ~$ U- c( T+ \TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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+ q- Y3 q$ x: \' AHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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5 F) A5 n! o5 FSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ _+ J3 H3 G1 a8 C* y+ i9 e  b' E2 G
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. t# _( Z6 i+ r3 I7 }4 D% A8 v+ s% xFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..6 n: W, M- r( B! ~
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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9 Q2 q& M1 \1 B) {# o2 IEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.1 L1 i5 n! w/ p5 K6 U; l2 C6 m' _" T
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.* o2 `; M8 t' S: J
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* g2 W5 Z( F0 R9 ]8 l0 b6 q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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