Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

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& e" c% t2 l/ G( l! v( Q7 {, ZPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

$ Y8 D( l% t6 yThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
0 w  {6 r: b- C* WSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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! b4 R$ U. j2 @) @; [2 {5 H5 uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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& x* G# |% g- i/ w# NTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
9 D9 W, `- x2 lEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.