Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( S2 ^0 J, h) _5 [6 r- }Here are some examples:   

8 L' Q* Y% v$ A/ }' w$ b# {6 KFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
6 J, P( N7 d9 D3 a1 BPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 m& ?6 R4 K/ T7 B% x- r3 QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 \2 z4 C+ w1 ^5 J$ `HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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6 ~  f/ h6 S7 j/ LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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( {8 z, a7 n1 Z- x. i) x" TFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" D! D& r2 v9 w) T2 }2 tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ N+ b- k! x$ e, B雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% T  Y# Y) d9 E1 p7 H5 F* NYou are welcome.