Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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. g- z$ f  f0 Q3 _FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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% P1 G) E9 a) I" F6 Y* tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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$ x( r% c7 g9 kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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- h4 m6 M4 f# ^, w) B; T% s) nFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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3 c) N' u1 V: O2 ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
( ?/ g  u9 }- C2 TTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* G+ t* x8 z* l& S雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" Z' ?# E8 b) s) r$ ^You are welcome.