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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 4 Y6 ~( E8 h, |. j. [! P" q: ^
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  w4 ^9 s- S: ~" B$ e7 S  @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* B3 V5 ?1 r9 S8 g
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) i) U1 X$ ^" R# E' a  d6 @9 n
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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( o2 P; r2 m2 B! ~: q8 ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.5 T& T) t' D$ q; S
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. ^* B( z: b* u* K) u; ~1 N
       
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* w2 X, c( P$ h% O+ g9 ]Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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' X/ H: z* i' d0 a$ o, wTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! X( z( _% X& g3 `% b1 _# w
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ k. s: o$ a0 s, hHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.% l8 q$ q* x7 v9 X: e
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 q/ G& w7 D% \8 g雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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