Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 f* w6 y) D( B2 O% k# vHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 n% @: I* o9 n/ f6 O9 \- iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
+ }8 X+ D# D! w+ Y, z* V) j4 dTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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% D& |. j& ^1 e9 W" ?' _Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
* j' E3 b  e9 f! D: m, X* LEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
! ?+ Z. n6 _' s9 N' e& N1 oHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
" M# ?- J9 V( P  xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 [  w# N* f5 y  i/ EYou are welcome.