Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, \1 A  I' S/ \% v2 |# S$ |Here are some examples:   

3 r8 C, U. Z6 G1 q) h, z: u2 ~/ nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
/ ]) p' f4 s* ^2 S! \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
  u. T/ E7 I. R1 |TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
' f' i2 c% D8 S# ?% BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
+ B  Y. B  h/ T: q* VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
# ^* \4 s% O3 K9 i0 c1 bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
+ P5 Z3 @" m8 o7 m雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.