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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 M$ H5 _  m0 C% KHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 `, T- x7 T  o1 z8 \
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., y) R8 ~0 E! Y. N- D* {
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.' i/ @: t- X& O0 Y; a+ i" ^5 z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.: w9 ^1 w: u8 w( f) B9 ~1 H2 ]
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! Z3 T3 W* \, }9 B3 SFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..! F8 f* Y& e  U0 G* n* J, P
       
! ~( a9 ~: P! F. h% fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people./ s* q: T2 t4 n
       
8 C8 F6 R  A; o% c# L# S! aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.5 ?- Y+ T: e& b3 x
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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5 @: {' F" {  z4 w) nTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。5 N- s8 n  b& Y$ M
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

# g/ a8 J0 @! B  ]; V7 A+ tYou are welcome.
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