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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ; n/ A5 P2 f G2 C3 Q: C$ t
Here are some examples: . [* n! e) a& \8 D4 e( o0 c/ V
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.8 v4 o3 c3 _' f i3 a9 v0 ~* D8 |
1 J. u' p4 j, f- {0 n% HThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated& u7 t+ Q2 V7 l5 S# q9 t
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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' g2 I4 O& f9 k( p4 r$ q5 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 h; |3 ?4 W' _) W( mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..0 o* J% f6 D+ E+ l
) A6 ]3 o( I) V) ^TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) |5 V$ z" K3 x6 s# l
! ~ I; Q# h1 X2 ?. lEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) e! g9 X) r& N6 nHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& I( k- h: r" c* [6 C! o. ]
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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