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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * x* f. O1 w' t
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 j* _! Z" Y- o- K$ b
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 y# F7 o8 L' s5 j. L. [! P/ O9 \
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., Z/ D) |7 r$ K9 s2 A0 j1 U0 a6 T
       
2 N7 ^$ b% k% l5 d' CTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.& r9 q! ^8 [, ~: A7 W. z* Y
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.2 c( S/ K. [. R& U
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# x$ V- F1 [: K+ N
       
( s; V/ K) L4 q8 B) ?  wTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 L/ g3 i+ G1 ?9 i4 [( Z  aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! T/ d3 J( ~! ?1 \" ]
       
) y' e* ?" M9 n, v8 Y8 k9 sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 d, x. K7 e0 Y, }3 z, Z* O' Z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

5 u) C$ }: F- Q  \3 |. AYou are welcome.
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