Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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1 A# e' H- S1 V4 @- n) ~( [: ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
) q7 u5 O9 H8 S! q& H- u" {/ u0 SHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, E4 i  F8 |) h/ yFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) U  Z2 c' t: pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  O- v' ?3 U0 R# m( c1 Y- L3 `$ fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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' {1 x, k. f4 @8 x  M* pHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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" r3 j* g: H/ S9 f) @+ fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.