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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
  a6 H8 q, M$ O7 X/ k# S  SHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 p) w/ e$ O. E8 K+ c, P3 g3 \6 N+ w
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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6 e( f: W4 K. o3 X7 mThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.- ~3 ]) K* s( z$ {
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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1 c" q) W% i% w  v1 c6 r1 e9 bSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.5 |# y% j+ _$ H: h+ S! h# L
       
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$ Z' k* }6 ]% IFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..: m$ n6 b$ P/ a! m% u+ v
       
9 C; W: a0 W. l' y  o) p- d+ sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ Y+ J  h+ d" a. H8 P
       
3 m$ g  i# S* C4 t4 BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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7 v# d+ O2 @3 x. L, {: jHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ k+ s) x. n2 o' W. {雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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