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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! n) g: m2 z0 q6 c4 w( L5 e7 j6 e
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" q; x8 u% o4 E/ _/ [- SFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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* ]' d! x* R% B% U) o E; VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.3 s m6 X) x b, W
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., L2 e, b! d; Q6 c- ~
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: {) r6 }* y5 R# m% ~7 }
' J- z# U6 |1 S9 ]) FHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 z( X a K! g+ JSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.+ ^3 F* g! G6 B; {9 F7 @* H
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& i2 }$ X( {" j; B2 |
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* Q* t$ f' Y7 a3 W+ G' e1 i# `HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.+ G$ O$ l5 J, P% o! c
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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