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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " Y3 X8 x- J: z. f- d% ^
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) O' C- Y+ j3 e+ A! b2 O' DThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; l$ f8 f$ H9 ^3 }
. r) m0 V7 S$ q" B: I9 w: RTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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( o7 a) s; F, sHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. f; B7 y7 u& S
, l0 D& G- p1 d- R/ fSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 T3 } J' k+ e: B
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..9 }0 m& l; |0 n& J" [7 w
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.8 j; L2 W& }5 }8 m* p( G# o
8 I2 C/ _3 k7 b0 h6 xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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) A5 i. a9 n. S( d' yTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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