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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * U) t$ B7 n8 B3 a/ M) r
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, e# e Z. x9 A' s4 X4 s) j3 VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated5 J$ B9 b" |6 T8 V1 q) f% e
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.1 P- s) j5 i' I! J2 a: o: v
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; y* ~+ e" ~1 W! M4 }! Q) ]( d
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. ?4 a+ a1 c+ P" Y% LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& O2 U, m7 ^5 n6 y/ \3 Z
" p! W6 n) ~' t2 Y* p2 Q7 l5 S0 k' XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.: y6 Z, R$ i/ i7 o! _
! A8 Y2 S' w9 h1 ]5 QEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; w; e0 G! n6 {2 C J- M& K! v
6 G! ?, |. j4 uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.+ d8 T7 R. w/ T- `! x1 K3 ?" C
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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