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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.( Y0 ^9 V4 [. }% F, |1 N
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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# s) q! O- u' ~* Q! Z7 r! M$ KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( |8 V' P( U. c) BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... ]$ h4 T- |6 w, h' S! ^
       
+ H9 ?( P/ S1 T0 M( C9 P9 U4 L9 cTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.1 T4 u; Y" {+ [' j2 m
       
) v1 G; P! H; D; j8 vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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. g0 [3 n+ ?2 P& Y; q& o/ bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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# u9 P* y9 h! \0 g! HTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
# }: ^7 x! T8 m2 i0 x雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 Z+ |5 o0 Y% j% e7 e. |4 d+ hYou are welcome.
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