Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 z1 t$ p; w7 v' @: WHere are some examples:   
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! O. m% M- w- G5 uFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
. I, v  N/ l1 C# _! W  j; zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

8 ?& B0 C; j% k0 MThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 M" J1 z: o/ [8 f' ^5 w! ETIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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7 b  h4 M! q' m3 }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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8 m: a( K/ z! l! u7 F2 aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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& S# x" F5 ?$ m/ @EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 w% @( z* \0 R& @0 U, j% oYou are welcome.