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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
6 e: o/ g2 K; |Here are some examples:   1 O% `) t4 I' a; G. G1 h) F
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.+ [4 j. m; t: S- D: C/ l
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.5 Y7 F% e3 m5 }
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" }" K+ X1 J: o  bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ F' o& J6 L: l3 e
       
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ E( g  D, r/ z' T- q
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.) u) q/ j7 d7 s# T1 Q- l( G( Q
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。; j1 ^7 \# \! }9 P
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

5 W5 F! F7 `( }6 v4 p6 @8 \You are welcome.
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