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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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( H1 b2 h/ z2 o" u% H8 |They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated3 G; _( _+ l5 T8 T
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 c [! d6 k& x" rFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! Y5 V; w" Q' ?7 r7 |- y! V
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! ]& E. O$ {' u# C" r
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.6 ?5 d! m: ]3 _7 l/ D3 Y
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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