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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' r0 G6 m2 r( N! t
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' O9 R, `8 w; A; H3 `9 { s# e' OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.. ?: R% b. s# s0 `$ e* R/ s8 A$ [# X
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) m/ Z2 n) L+ n3 u. B
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; o$ [0 |8 V9 i- _% DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; g* ?: b- A1 J2 i+ q
, L7 i! E5 w$ YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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/ _# y8 Q5 w# Y9 ^Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..- u; P+ a( n0 J# h( |
; s* P H/ q. B. P; i+ E& X3 B- ZTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. U0 p" e8 ?$ z# _# ]& }
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# w$ A' b: u3 }' i
5 g- J3 Z# C5 n; vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around./ ?$ G& r: M/ p* b4 N$ @- s
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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