Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

8 x1 ?5 u! F5 I; b. ]FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
! Y0 X$ _+ j% w$ L; U       
" N1 x2 j. f9 j. b1 ]8 EPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
2 q5 a- c" M: M  ^       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
! A9 G0 ]! F5 F7 P% @7 o$ P: JHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
. Q+ x; u6 d( E& c0 wWEB PAGES:
' l% D+ ]5 s! f7 `# j$ |Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
, F# r4 B# |% i/ Q) ~( X2 t0 l       
. R8 t& Z5 l, Y  GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
) w: D+ I  k$ ^6 {+ N       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
: O" Q# g) f- r7 y       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
& r$ u/ r) t/ s3 ^$ ?       
" x; \) u5 r' v% ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" N4 y5 j+ ^- aYou are welcome.