Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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+ W  l/ p8 f8 E) \' f2 dFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
4 R3 l  U- F8 lPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 C/ X: A1 h% O& r, O5 I( hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
0 O: ?+ q% [3 vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 }3 J1 z/ A8 ?SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
# i6 u# P- E' q; yFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
' _& F1 m$ w6 j8 \* A2 FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
  u8 n3 e- k% {1 C4 _8 }HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
5 Y3 i0 Z4 t: p) H3 U' F# m& [THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& Q* G* {# Z6 j& m: k雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

, u0 Q8 U2 l# t, I' p# ?6 |( \) QYou are welcome.