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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 ~9 C/ j$ I4 {* t* YHere are some examples:   ' E9 C0 o( F% u7 v  o
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 V* ?% a/ I* f' [, i
       
9 S- W9 P* K) P% m, nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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4 m, M) ?9 x$ N3 [2 F. {5 vThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! V% f: V: c; K! h3 M# R" \/ ^TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 m" r# p4 q! e) z* I: {% z( z
       
- G4 A& W2 @4 m: @& o+ pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ q, P2 \3 H: @. \2 d2 BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) A6 f* v! x, E: u' O4 r
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.1 M7 [' y; f& A# n5 S
       
8 x7 @, A- V4 P% t) ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.: v$ t/ J8 [8 ?3 u; @
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。1 g3 u% Z7 u- `. C2 M* u* o7 f4 y
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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