Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
9 q/ y. q- j5 S7 _PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) M; }0 S- T- bThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! y* o; ^: d( W0 W( mTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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  N5 L5 J' }' gHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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0 q7 @: l. S- M, Q+ ]SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
0 N2 r  U! a- c+ vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
* q7 z! \. S, E# dTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
7 t4 y. j/ d  Y! U雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.