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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " s6 S2 a5 C; R. _
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them./ i+ n% x9 y) G1 \" w/ f4 `- B
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.* _6 u9 R$ m8 ]) _/ E/ z0 \( ?

. C7 Z8 n" a1 o  |1 s5 S9 J$ }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.# |" ^2 _' ^5 E4 I& C
       
, k9 ~% G9 c& K* [  M8 e! fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 O' A  Z1 d  f) g$ WHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. `# Z3 g' p0 n: q* w- f" y- e9 O
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.) [5 o* V1 G0 F" u' i- \2 u& r, i
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..1 x: N5 R$ X. g3 H$ k
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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2 J; i8 x3 {% d- V/ p, ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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: k9 w# x# Q; N# U7 ?( OHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 e$ p4 C) B' I" V6 ATHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: Q* s! G* e! x; D, b% f6 w: z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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