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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 4 C7 H  h+ F+ s% [0 a
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( H: Z# N! ]: X2 mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them./ ^6 G0 F& K2 Q1 o3 u% M
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 ~! `- l3 s, T( m

. W' y  d- O# `  L3 \0 T! ~& bThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.. V0 r: b+ S1 z1 b
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: Q; t5 [/ {% k; g
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.( ]/ J# N4 u- ]$ O0 z1 o4 b
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 p7 X. ^6 L6 U1 z% lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..! }# W' s$ {% b) T
       
+ h( x, ?% u- w2 {, ], CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 X' l& ]1 c9 R
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: m1 `; R/ L% x! H; ~
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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) D0 d6 _, _  U% ~! P3 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。! G0 g0 L' \2 g) a
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

1 t' W% v9 }# Y' K1 J) FYou are welcome.
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