Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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3 x* s+ s/ S$ S7 ]  }0 c5 K  M0 t0 FTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" L! u3 u, l4 A# {# nHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
* Z- f( i5 J# KSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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' }2 L. C4 v* I3 V: J$ z. G) ^EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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' p0 t) g; @& E! A( _, F! p9 hHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
2 `* L2 |# G6 ?, R& p8 LTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
. F$ U; s) ?" A) q# y+ I0 E0 Q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 _: N1 F9 V1 Z- P$ qYou are welcome.