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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. . k# N8 N! H. s' p& v0 n' C1 }
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.7 v3 [2 Z, A& T8 N6 _
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, V& m2 s# |; I$ d% ETIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated# C  |* F9 W( W& ~0 E
       
9 Q0 H4 E. ]# _7 n. wHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt., @1 V0 N4 a3 V7 O# I: {/ T
       
  o0 x/ e8 J& n, w7 H, QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  N/ _9 `" `' P' X. e( f9 z* GEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ ~. h* z" ~& |/ i
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ S, X3 N5 O  J1 k) T) U" D7 {THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: E2 C' m0 U7 m& Z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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