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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' T8 S* z, O; J3 V9 IHere are some examples: ' G+ C* M ]- ?" ]5 |& G6 W q
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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. C9 o( [- j7 `" l" wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% h2 J- ?+ }) V1 J" U+ t! Z9 Y
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 l$ p) f% U |5 Q4 ]& A6 c! B- J
6 z3 u' A: ~; o$ iHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.6 @8 D! V+ p5 N4 z/ t$ F4 ]; ]
/ P0 k P# c0 c+ _1 Y- U: WSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) _( N$ N' [; G, DTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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% G4 W! s( o0 w1 W0 x2 W" ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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6 u. t8 O# n2 A4 N# W$ T. n, H. R$ A( GTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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