埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2957|回复: 2

Male or Female?

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   q& H% \& N2 I3 f/ i9 h
Here are some examples:   
, o/ S5 f: }* I# D# @6 ~. l: }8 z/ S3 e
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
. n( w1 T: ^5 U! s! d1 W       
" h: K7 K' D' b2 _3 k& |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.+ O. l- a! V$ d; e  S
$ ?/ d5 ^- t- x
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., B9 y0 M: g# P) z( N
        ; J. F: p6 Q5 b; V  [0 r5 h
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
/ U; Q6 k& G' X# }3 \5 ^8 A       
" G) d4 D" A4 e# @+ c8 l+ d8 J( p1 XHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
  G( o  p( B' m% P! \, U; G        % v+ \+ Q1 V2 D- V# R3 S* m
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
7 V+ O# @* z5 |- H7 a; ]- N- A       
1 Q& g# a7 b5 V$ U1 }- y5 w8 CWEB PAGES:9 v6 o0 M5 Q6 A# ^& \6 P
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..( R6 j8 J) c5 h+ M
       
" ]" v1 D, N7 Y- pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.: L1 N3 o9 f7 w2 k; x
        5 b) ~' C: L, T* g9 T
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom., Q) Z2 t8 I$ g$ \$ @
        * S9 m% p: J- |! t4 n  ~
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.6 i. u6 S! ~) ~: I0 b: z
        + o# B/ ?6 l: \" q' Q0 b+ p
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
鲜花(163) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。0 }; l# ~5 ~5 x+ n
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

, [: r8 v$ a/ S6 l: yYou are welcome.
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-3 11:46 , Processed in 0.067885 second(s), 11 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表