Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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9 b8 S0 ~. f8 D: ~, ?TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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) {( _3 q% j4 ~0 s1 t" XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
5 K, I  s/ `' x! V# P( UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) s% T1 Q3 R' w/ p0 wEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
- o! X: z! L2 O( D" Y$ WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ ~8 Y! v9 f9 T, O$ c0 K雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.