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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 X) Q, P3 E* zHere are some examples: * y: K! M! l; X3 c: C
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.. V/ W' T6 {. X& ^8 E& r+ \2 X' J* G
9 c5 i+ y/ e' Y% Y7 H& z i9 m ]. MPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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G" t) T- z+ I# KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- @; m7 Y* t$ H" F5 w8 z6 b5 J- j
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: L* z# s3 w4 G: N4 J/ qFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..1 O3 j' T6 I* o: _# h$ D
( r: k" E0 b* v* F HTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.2 d- c5 {, `0 h! v
" [' K: O) p; o- a5 B! H$ }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ }/ b8 o8 I& m+ L- [HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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P3 S( s6 C' e+ @! r0 BTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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