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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. # E4 O; T1 U6 ?
Here are some examples: + |" S" V, v7 X8 @8 h* B3 P, L
( R' S. q9 Y8 d) f/ }FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.8 T+ s2 s F- e* j4 B1 F
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.5 i2 ~4 x5 a' h* W. ?/ l
# v1 _ G5 v) k) JTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, x# t, k+ \% i; i8 l
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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6 S$ o/ H6 L6 k5 y5 c/ FSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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3 b8 W2 N0 b! b$ }/ WFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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p- T# A0 _( P6 E$ gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.0 A4 w$ @9 ~1 R; y, R. `4 a
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' q) X4 K( g7 x3 A- \) h0 l
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.# i3 w/ f. }/ S
/ E4 P- O: C$ |; XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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