Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

( _- @( z! K  n) zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

1 Z9 h/ y& _/ {0 |0 a# hThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' R6 @6 z" w/ P8 m- S( ^HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
: w. l# \2 C" \% B5 I/ TSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 \9 }5 r% o5 d; P2 {WEB PAGES:
/ J5 J2 ]7 z# K2 Y2 BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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% \( Z( t0 p/ M( Y4 Y$ {+ jTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
5 M  Z! D' V# Q5 w4 R+ xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# d3 {% z4 O+ |+ UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
7 Q+ x! `4 I+ UTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* T/ i& L4 \. a3 a  V. eYou are welcome.