Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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  ?7 S2 S4 F, y) J8 @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ ^/ m9 U% U$ w" a: p2 n4 D: ~PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- c! X# ?: @# o3 G& LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' @" U- _2 u' H: I: K. U% m  iHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
$ B7 n" E; p) m6 B) pSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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. |" x8 c% {2 n( uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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( d3 a# n  M8 o) tTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 c7 v9 a0 w! eTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
) c% |- l, Z; Z8 k雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) k- c" D8 l5 y* }9 `/ V- Q  hYou are welcome.