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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 4 K6 c! r- `5 K' Y
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! u# \0 K+ ~- F2 o- C0 W+ y6 UFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 w; i) {0 e9 ~
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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+ J: E- k/ U% i' B5 b* R+ M- gThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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( ^! h! Y4 T$ [1 ITIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.6 h9 Q4 s7 T& e6 x+ h: M( @" y
7 y2 ^" ]& S; \1 t: C; ~, L; \$ KSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ J& b- p) Y# I
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3 K [; s& ~( E9 I0 y) \+ GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% V/ ?. M4 C% U4 b: z U6 D" L
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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8 t7 c: l$ O4 \; pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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- [. U' s2 w: H7 {6 LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.0 x: X# `8 n7 T# q1 D7 x; B8 G
+ A( j5 b- P( d2 VTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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