Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; f. ~# `7 G0 Y" O. t5 RHere are some examples:   
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. Z6 H  m2 ]7 H# zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

# O9 R: W8 u$ `5 N! G7 R! |8 `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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  q# d2 I) g! u$ }8 pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( i. T7 J8 m& ~# Z; b# kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
+ r- ]+ ~5 h( A! S/ rFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  Z; @5 b% H2 j- m/ V" S4 R! xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: X3 D' _, S& ?, Q0 i7 C( e* g6 |% rYou are welcome.