Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% D# F4 L' G4 n7 o, h$ ZHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
5 q- z4 Y, ^. }PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

9 T# O7 n/ u% \1 n. q, w5 L5 [& rThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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: L; t0 [' ^0 X# QHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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% C* }! N- P" ^' o0 |8 a5 M. }SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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3 a( L1 U  z6 @8 pWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
2 C! w- j! g- j1 w0 W. _TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
( u# I  T+ ^) `2 _% P! R9 VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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% J; K  H- u' [5 T9 J6 aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) B! O0 M1 \; f- l$ B5 X" sYou are welcome.