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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
/ l& \( I! I/ P* IHere are some examples: 1 l# g+ B$ {8 j; d$ V
$ F, ?# a5 p! s+ M% [& W8 z7 K6 |, fFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, S. O' Q. I% ?3 B( f$ o* cThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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3 {6 E$ J) h9 d* r! z9 _! l ~HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 b; `5 z5 q, ?/ V. c
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% J+ z2 j- T2 {( ?
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/ h9 p6 L1 R7 q( K" u, IFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.0 v. Q4 A- | r
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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& z$ r! o" }5 R* o+ a d3 m! xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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