Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( C2 S$ F- K  y7 K) ~Here are some examples:   

/ [- U+ H) \9 E4 @+ n. w- e6 r" zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ B/ ?3 E! m0 D+ KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" r; k6 C( y# e" E1 _HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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7 y& R; G; G; r3 j: V" h7 ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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# U) z& [: H; U9 o; PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 }6 F/ Q1 d0 j# y) d, [) @: n: j雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.