Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

5 ?" r% U; U9 s# b4 TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
$ k' K( p. w# _; N) F+ JTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
2 D- y) J# k8 q2 cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ G3 V4 [# n& rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 w) c3 t% @- W- @. i) \5 LWEB PAGES:
# Y* p$ Z1 x% N) g) U6 Z0 mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: l4 g( Q; }& d/ n& M$ k5 ITRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
6 E9 b3 R# K) ?EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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; q! [0 X; q# ^9 b1 NHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
% A' A  C% f6 S3 c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.