Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% }8 i; b7 \) E/ D  n) n( {  H) f; tHere are some examples:   
+ P" G; B5 h: B
1 Z6 N, ^( M/ H$ o4 gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
( m7 m- }- W5 r" p4 B0 s       
  t  p: W. s# R& w2 I) G/ rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

5 r) c8 u4 n& A! @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
( |# N9 J5 d( w* H9 a' o- d2 ~& J       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
- z: v' }# k' m       
- M% x" v& O' m$ `4 f* MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
  X. L& ^2 h4 B, D  v3 b5 m3 W       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
( U2 t( n' t/ R3 Q7 L9 ^       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
* `- P. A3 K2 A$ NHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
4 m8 @4 W/ [+ ]& B6 O  y9 C" aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- f1 n6 e9 w; F) @You are welcome.