Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
  a6 H8 q, M$ O7 X/ k# S  SHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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6 e( f: W4 K. o3 X7 mThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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1 c" q) W% i% w  v1 c6 r1 e9 bSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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$ Z' k* }6 ]% IFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
9 C; W: a0 W. l' y  o) p- d+ sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
3 m$ g  i# S* C4 t4 BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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7 v# d+ O2 @3 x. L, {: jHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ k+ s) x. n2 o' W. {雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: Q, F. T  K5 b  gYou are welcome.