Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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, G4 d/ d9 C! q0 h/ DFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
3 U% Z) z/ d. B7 {; E1 s0 VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) `& l" M2 F! j  n( tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
, K/ I- R) j+ m6 S, r' iHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 o" l1 ]' L+ |6 B. U6 r* B& e1 vSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
$ z. Q& ~' t4 k$ n3 f* vTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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9 k7 A& n# {$ B3 V2 l2 s4 ]% _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
" ?9 K2 G; m+ Q9 w# HHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

9 L+ m- E; Y, o; R8 C, {  J% ?% D! DYou are welcome.