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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 e8 Y$ N( b: r( S$ o2 dHere are some examples: : l- Z, _; S0 ^3 G
$ ?* ^7 n3 z4 S. W8 mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.; ]% P, `* B! R; w0 {
3 Z9 ^6 `: U9 s A" n8 ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 M. }' {! w* n! }# l$ g6 o
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ L8 S" }5 a8 z2 J8 ~% C
" V: ^; r) z8 ]3 QHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.% h$ c( w% e8 V" }% K* d
+ c; g( d( Y( R7 M4 BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.4 {, E3 b5 e& A$ u* m, n9 Y
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.) S% V; O! @/ @. L
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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