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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, w4 d# f) a5 J3 n0 y, }# b# l' DHere are some examples:   : i2 z$ M4 |% X4 _, H: I5 v

& ]- v- T( j: wFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* Z* k7 I% f: |) V' r# E. n* P
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.) h5 o# b! j7 `6 ]. I1 a# A2 ^
       
4 h4 z8 U9 F) Y) e$ H4 WTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated+ _0 \8 d" F- y/ q* B
       
3 q, ]" w, l0 C3 t" R* mHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 Q6 N/ z, C6 c2 \! q' u8 h( q; ~9 A
       
( [+ @( r6 L, j3 ~" fSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 V' Q  O, ]9 l1 d* b
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..7 D8 ~. k2 ]# z- c* z( n
       
" V; ~( t9 P9 Q7 }' }5 X1 L+ W. VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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! ^2 T( Z, f4 P' ~* B/ N( G7 AHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.+ e) D4 |- h4 S
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。& ?" X' o; @6 |: P
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 z, b: z5 y1 r5 W$ |) cYou are welcome.
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