Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

; X' i$ H# a' _. tThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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7 i7 G$ U. B6 A+ a- c& {0 w6 W! ?; Z: FTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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3 B. \4 L; y* V6 Y% W9 QHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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: G" w" i$ N2 T' {5 z- NSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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0 \* P1 g8 ^& m8 z. J4 WTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 @5 _8 m2 |' }8 L9 T2 b, XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.