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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. % P# Z* m; U# p7 a
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 ?8 e d, r0 o' o* w. Z3 K4 R
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) ?3 v8 {6 a6 S8 n
& u9 N* Y x G, pSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..4 g# e& b4 B) {& V) [* s
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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3 K# H2 ^3 e% Q5 ]- h" U+ ETHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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