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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.- D3 _* \, }, j, L
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.+ B( Q- N# H- i# `
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, o3 I& v2 @% y  Z0 q
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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" O; b1 i4 t. ^& E7 FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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/ U) X' [. |) @2 G4 b+ `3 _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 i) P" A  e* `: Y
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." {- E. e- h$ p; F+ P
       
/ }: s1 s0 d- }+ L7 G8 v" f7 ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ @% w( y! R" ?7 v, e* i/ c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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