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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   ^9 H  ^/ Z0 L6 `: ^6 W
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.! Z! ]' N2 K8 [) Z0 {
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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6 |& M2 M1 F' DFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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1 o; J9 D" \8 k: G6 X" y# GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.1 z" Y, A& m! V3 h$ n- H
       
9 p0 ~4 w7 c* ]( }: aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom." r+ E* x& |2 ~8 \4 z) q  E
       
3 L7 T6 n4 }) V3 ^5 O0 s/ WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 `& f# D) f7 \) P. }. i雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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