Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- N7 V6 e; P0 o+ ]& _Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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: E, [. I) l( m: A4 O7 g& G$ LPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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. j; B: j/ l( N3 i6 e! s7 qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ o9 k  i8 U1 l3 o% b' D& L4 dSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
3 x9 U( g8 [# {, C$ a/ LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
$ h9 [2 G1 D+ gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 K7 K2 I- M2 X) d" {2 zHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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+ i: {2 P) K9 {& aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 O/ ?& k7 V5 h8 B& I雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 J$ O- o& x4 }+ UYou are welcome.