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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 ]/ _4 v/ ~0 D& c+ f) P$ Q! k
Here are some examples:   
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6 M) H: M! D6 n. h8 [: UFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." y% a6 }8 K/ p
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.$ c! z0 p) c4 [( C( M
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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/ s5 W& \+ e5 |9 _8 M) }SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ ]! m3 h/ e; }  b- _
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 I8 v( I- J" D& Y- G
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 Z0 e  f5 o3 `; K$ z, o: P. H
       
) ?& d, A6 k- g% I, ^+ LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 Y8 ^* N# b4 Q. v
       
+ K9 |* D; w  O3 VTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。2 ^4 R, D6 m6 a" ]' ^) T& u2 ?2 i: P
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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