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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 n; n5 A/ f8 A( T4 a( NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.# W0 r8 Z ^$ T% |+ |8 i
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& K3 @" S6 x8 W$ y! ?HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.& j3 ~! o; O% a8 w, N
5 B, k* V1 w; U% _. SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 M9 C4 G( w e& c- O8 BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# y7 W! {7 L' p% [/ `: s9 }
: k! b$ j) Y. b* ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.7 B5 b. V4 Q2 T
+ D. T9 ]" c5 l& j% z, X( XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! [2 w, i4 M g ^* d1 M6 ^
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.* N- n N. O6 S$ J
2 N: [# P8 t6 @: b; Y% s5 JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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