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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 b4 X# }- j: }2 K
Here are some examples: : z# b3 M- A; O) F3 F& q0 _; i# }
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 T, |8 _, T" S4 i l/ B
; |% A* g. ~9 S" S; s- zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.' U, g9 \; h( E( R
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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P+ K. |3 H- X: ^' X5 UTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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8 ^8 i4 B ^( ^' j3 l2 l+ ?HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 p9 a* Q/ T' z$ ?, i) }; z7 J! Z
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: u1 n5 \( e `3 M- k8 zFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..5 \% Q: m+ ^! |$ e; N& N, q1 ~7 z' I- B
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) p7 @$ n1 N7 c4 J7 xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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