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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 H$ T" U2 s, T6 i
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5 t; |& s6 w# j, }3 RFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.$ r7 n! y, r& D6 y& ^+ {/ ^% j( D- G

5 C) |9 |% s5 G; n6 {* d/ TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.  J+ h, u( ~7 y; d" ~3 k
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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! W2 b* }' O. T1 a1 z* eTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. y' D' Q* z$ F' N
       
8 f, T- m2 z4 k' C* l2 p  u! NEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.* q1 U5 {' k9 q2 _, N
       
) \; }: F/ b! \: ?+ W; ETHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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* }- R9 |) J' r6 \3 d0 E1 }You are welcome.
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