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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 a2 D! T3 e4 y5 h7 B2 T) `" e
       
+ ?' u7 f* N( G! r  d2 @# VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.' u& z  f; a" S  c/ t2 C% I
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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7 a  \0 O; g) {7 K1 S* IHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt." d+ g$ N* ^4 h3 e3 ?2 g3 q
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.( q' D' j+ `0 o, r
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..+ c8 Q2 g- x7 c" j1 x5 g
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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+ f% J1 o+ h* V7 mEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* w/ i* }' s  F% {" u
       
* n5 w" G$ f# tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。  ^8 U2 ]  p! g) N) N; X$ f
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: O. l/ G, Z3 Y' G. f3 G& \$ uYou are welcome.
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