Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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7 e8 ]; u+ G* G( fPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; R7 W$ m/ o8 D. ?1 l6 M& S8 O) rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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4 M4 u$ p, B- O2 v0 GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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  M, r+ Q( Z, jTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
6 l+ S9 _; [( _  wEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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2 b2 ^3 z. f5 R& dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
8 k7 y+ J/ |9 }0 G+ `: o: mTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.