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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- U. j4 ?3 |+ k5 S# ZHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.5 c: S0 p4 U9 |. |
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.# u& I+ e% G5 ~1 M6 X* ]! L) {0 H

; G! p4 j/ V' G6 y5 I- mThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! }% u  B# r9 n0 |( M7 B% N( L8 y: n' GTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" `9 M: h2 ~; g; D$ p$ O7 A
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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: Z: t% N, W- m4 kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' W+ d' n, X) _% g
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# }. U' z- a5 c$ B& M; A9 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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9 z  L0 n' |+ }7 K1 eTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.2 U+ a0 z) ]) |
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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! q/ A. @; D$ r6 S; I$ b9 GTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ [8 ^" u- a  C6 i0 i雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

0 H( M1 q' f# M% a4 J1 OYou are welcome.
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