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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & l! f$ U! T5 g) O
Here are some examples: 6 P |1 ?- p% `: |% t
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 ?$ @$ A- p+ b7 z* b8 W# a
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons./ Y% O8 B& S, b( `! Y
9 H) D# ]5 n4 t2 NTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.% L7 { {/ H6 `) k, ]/ V
* v% O7 l5 A6 b' z; F7 BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 @9 a& `' b9 m* f6 A
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3 i d' S* J# lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ l; x, r0 H" M5 {
4 T! n2 F# U/ d$ S) GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& z9 i; R) P# X$ A# X
8 o2 \" \0 `7 x [9 o! Q: ]$ Z" `: qEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.0 g. m( |/ u( _: t$ C
# n) O+ g+ Z- ~5 e/ aHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 X% l7 t, {4 S8 p( d2 [
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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