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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.! V+ M" q4 m, Y. [& B
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.; r, O7 Y) g9 m1 w
- M3 d4 x3 L- @1 ?3 l. wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated9 \$ d0 J7 y% x! M C
" r0 y* S ]! T2 |2 i4 h' PHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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4 k2 d. [ T; g$ E* j WSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 l' e b. C% r0 @9 _, y8 z0 X
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..3 K2 e- y7 Y" X% U
. J7 P( ^% b9 W- a! p7 Q$ ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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% i' c( i) y& W @. [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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0 r. \2 r1 f; q; ~1 m7 d2 j; O' ?2 nHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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* V! ~( a+ {" ^! v* fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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