Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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3 M+ x- f2 H) B5 o  [+ jFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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4 m4 W- V3 B* M) v4 a) Y$ W) I* ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
' i- d+ ~2 w% T# h' x6 R8 rHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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. ^7 C4 |' S* m1 jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* t9 Z. m! E9 t+ W( [5 N$ U! y; ~# aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
  \- b3 L/ @" CEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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0 @7 @; Z* F7 n! }% m% U$ tTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 M0 S: n$ u1 S% B( r, f雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.