Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
: k+ T) k* _# f: `6 ~Here are some examples:   

# j6 k0 w6 v8 a) J( gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- M3 R1 l" @7 yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
( D& f% b' R) i, GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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" q: ~- Y! V0 ^5 b0 aSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
1 S' l7 l: S8 q, j8 b# S4 fFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
, b- @/ R! \  i& N; x4 J& BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) g( u$ z1 |3 X. G+ R7 \7 tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
8 q- o- B8 T5 u, R' r! s5 fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' ]' q, ^. j" [雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

( z. ?& x4 |& @- v5 z9 k9 k- [: ]You are welcome.