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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 C$ {4 P. n9 L
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., Q( t! a/ _$ x g2 }; u% P4 ^- B
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., T, ?; x% x! U" ~
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ c3 t# R+ T7 ~ w% f, STIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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: S" x2 K5 s- F3 DHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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% U$ ]0 F$ P+ X5 CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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5 L1 n6 F( U/ V$ r4 h/ s; NFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.- c7 H% D. [9 p, G1 g
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) R/ _% |+ Z% o& XHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( }4 n7 @# j; @+ P) H
9 }' R* D+ s9 M: ]! oTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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