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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & [7 f* u' I' @$ n# L
Here are some examples:   
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) Z: A; @" U1 c+ H/ L- _/ qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.1 S8 a0 V. j0 \4 N0 }3 k  A: S

, e2 ~3 h) L- i+ c; |1 I# ]They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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- d  f! q$ l" ]3 ITIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated8 X' L2 m1 Q$ B5 P# O
       
' ?9 h: s+ Q6 jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt., ~4 b7 E- j6 Q6 T
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., F3 _# l! E% |' ]* G2 |' X# _1 r
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..; d; v7 V8 c4 f" M$ x* R
       
3 r8 K7 ^9 Z1 x9 c8 z6 \% b4 t; JTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。+ e$ G- j5 ^. x2 W4 e
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ o4 `2 q; s" n& o5 F5 G1 @You are welcome.
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