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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " U9 h5 n0 \$ E0 N
Here are some examples:
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0 F F |, D |6 L9 c9 YFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' m: i( Q- T( _5 m X' G- l, o
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.) c8 Y1 g3 d8 F# @4 D
, x. L" L+ ^( r& jTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.' ?2 W, }6 r/ b# D- t3 ?
$ E6 \2 g# @0 n$ L" ?SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 O1 @* y6 V" F/ s
' Y+ Q, B0 ~8 Z- A( D" rTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. W) u% Z8 U' Z8 Z7 v
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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2 f4 f1 ^- s" N4 b) HTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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