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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ B0 S; i1 _2 q8 X2 j2 L0 lHere are some examples:   
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+ x# b+ [+ s- H$ vFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.' Q* L0 h5 p3 w# z- H

$ v; K7 T+ w' [. L, pThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' w& o6 D; T8 o
       
& Y8 ~  ]. |# E! tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- w: O6 n8 ^$ r6 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 B( s) e  m3 G  e9 e: {
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! j! ]$ g  O5 ^, {6 z8 UFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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3 i. T/ i' U  C2 ~4 a' dTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' n: v/ g  n8 H( q1 G
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.0 c& T( f: L$ i6 X: L1 f
       
( w* n1 ~1 K1 i% @$ F( b) @THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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