Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

- g" w1 D% i- ^3 f4 QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
) e$ z5 |  }/ l$ CPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

. o+ [. ]: U4 ?4 f0 N7 oThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
7 T+ }) n! e6 q; ?( \- p" }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 J$ K9 ]: W6 I6 {8 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
# P' I- l" v+ ?) d8 ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 W/ Z  H$ T/ M雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.