Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, d; X, n+ ]& U- T! [# EHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 n; n5 A/ f8 A( T4 a( NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& K3 @" S6 x8 W$ y! ?HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
5 B, k* V1 w; U% _. SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
7 M9 C4 G( w  e& c- O8 BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
: k! b$ j) Y. b* ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ D. T9 ]" c5 l& j% z, X( XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
2 N: [# P8 t6 @: b; Y% s5 JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.