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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) O0 @0 \4 U& Z% E. b" h! |2 F) @
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 y& X8 c, B' P, N3 |2 k
: |4 \$ b" h2 @, B+ qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.( T0 @% \- q: n$ c7 U
1 D: ?; y3 i2 z: n. PThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.: N4 A0 G: W3 H/ O Y2 G% d; h) v
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ b- w& |, t1 Z: |
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.- I7 p/ B, h$ a
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6 [' q0 J% T% ]# ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 H, }: [2 A6 ~: z8 e6 REGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.. a' H6 g& |. }- ^
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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5 R- b1 X7 z" t! W) i6 v. STHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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