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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. # K6 w0 }+ z! z
Here are some examples:
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- r* g& k# F8 M, j( Q; y" d# p& `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., d* c0 `% @( t6 Y- ~, ]
3 E/ O! |! R2 ?PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 b, H, B! u( U- Q- RThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' g, }3 |8 `; } S' }
) P( l; U" n4 w" ~ Z2 |, ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 K# W5 z5 u5 w* h9 X1 i
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: a9 q' ?7 N9 S& M
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., B" \& U* s7 O
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9 Q; b' G1 R+ x" T. k! ?2 f7 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..0 r0 G, D, R7 F' a2 S
" F' X, h* C$ X+ S, D; u2 d& eTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- O$ l' _( a9 A2 @) \4 uEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 L- T3 x! c8 f) K% M7 g- T5 u
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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