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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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- a  \& m& Y7 Y3 C& a6 v) A5 {, lFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.: p7 ]& l4 W$ @) H- f4 ]

  D2 |* E  N( m1 LThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.2 z. x* Z0 b- w1 v: d8 c! w
       
" u  N5 g" h6 j5 MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated( ]3 v# a2 W! _" O& ?; V, `# n
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, e8 G4 F7 @( d& W9 H/ t1 m- d9 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* z) O+ `! p1 a  p
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.- J1 F! O' G' s9 `' {- [
       
# C+ o5 _$ ]/ ^# `- kTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。1 X+ N# h* f7 W* I( a7 Q
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ c3 C& j8 g& S  JYou are welcome.
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