Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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- o- S; z' N6 Q7 S2 T% o' QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
/ L" p2 Y; P, v0 M3 ^( jTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
% w0 b* e5 o. Y; U9 ?/ gHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
/ y' ~/ R5 P8 |' }/ SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 D- F/ q$ b# AFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
& g7 O; U2 R6 |' j$ ]+ WTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

( K6 h3 \; ?& i. ~+ l( O+ iYou are welcome.