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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
* x8 `' d) b3 H$ J( s2 QHere are some examples:   
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. y8 t( g& p" V1 S& nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 d9 q0 Q( m. Q9 A0 v
       
/ A$ i# D2 B5 ~- y+ |6 b9 [; U( _PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.1 T1 S/ r6 b4 ]. J$ G8 a

" E9 c$ Q# a1 o) o4 u1 UThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.+ _. i" Q0 ?7 E- Q6 V% G, `
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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1 [, G+ D% d0 A' N, u5 A* AFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) t7 `7 w/ b9 K! e* JTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., Z2 e& t/ a- [3 b6 d: O" {6 z$ G# [( w
       
3 k5 d" q5 w& x" P( n2 eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ [0 @; Y! t: j: R2 N0 _
       
' S: a# X4 H( f' ?$ ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ B) f) N. X8 C6 D! q# Y4 c# x" Q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 E) j- c9 S" B' ^. Q, k7 C. l" Z6 RYou are welcome.
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