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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 e  `; V, c2 S& O5 j4 Z! |Here are some examples:   - c. u) ]3 i6 @& i

+ n+ R' B5 ?" C3 d6 ~4 Q. o: WFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ q2 X. ~) H2 H" k, O% O6 {PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 ?- X/ D* c& `# I7 {- M
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.  d8 P3 C( H3 z9 Z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 ^, i4 B9 {- B( E7 R; `0 gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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! V9 |, s' _. o: U: M& |HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 Q# K0 m3 w; j% H- I- @# f
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。1 Z6 b! S3 k- N8 z
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: ~* A; q# }! @* X% ~  H/ m6 J( HYou are welcome.
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