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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. / \! Y+ Q% d/ Q8 Q
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0 @$ P$ a- a4 v6 ~FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ `7 F2 C! ^ ?, I1 ^
8 F1 t# n) V' y5 x! m nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.3 G) m5 a9 C; ~( r
0 C3 E" |( j3 [7 s: X1 c# iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* W" B9 T. s7 E) v/ v) |
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated8 X8 j! K# X& C8 W, |1 G9 G
9 u4 y4 Z: n) m. jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 ^3 L7 s' Q7 A, }
5 l6 D3 V' `8 |) G) h# w2 S1 |SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. D7 F+ }2 M2 G. @+ RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- L2 \: v5 a, r5 B& w' |TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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# w' N x( Z. H6 aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 \ t& [4 C+ x5 Q7 q
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.8 s6 e6 W0 @& e+ f: y1 q" X) `
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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