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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 j2 h$ z9 y1 h+ s4 |( i% K; w( R/ ~Here are some examples: + b. q0 f# l( K/ q1 E
- X! R- S0 Q3 rFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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H2 p O f- N! j2 k6 z$ yPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ D8 I% a4 y: O# N) F) s
2 p6 z3 T% g: G, t8 T" u- o* }1 l! qTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" _, K0 `6 I) u! x; r- s
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) p$ r4 Z$ U1 o3 b, c' ~
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. J9 e' [ X+ @ z
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( Q* Q" R _0 E& \% r- pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..! z7 x$ Z; c1 U
' T+ d( V' b7 H9 \% w, g `- BTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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# T- M% U/ C: G _0 X; _& E9 k" }9 oEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 k, d- @! A1 @# p' p
: l9 G7 J5 Y8 \9 [1 |, CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; q: Q3 B4 _# N* O* B" c R# _
5 r3 p+ V% g6 W3 z, e0 ]& eTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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