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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 b! J" g S+ l9 v
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 N; `4 {& [/ I& [( b* g
) t h6 s/ w0 O% A( K" g- y" {3 U: g% {PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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( c" Z1 R7 g. E n$ E+ `2 LThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ F3 Q7 _+ |6 d" N2 J/ F2 S6 _
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" T, d8 g5 K }9 y9 k% \
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.9 h; R' b5 X% Q1 E8 [3 K% Z" O
0 d3 N- I3 w7 q2 `! G, |$ K1 nSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 k& L8 Y: A1 ^8 P0 n: G
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. C e# ]$ W4 V! ?, b8 C. K
( [9 t: p7 b) w3 P6 WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# X* S+ [8 G* {8 ~% y" A) j" b
% U( {" x# s8 }( b# C- F& n! hHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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2 l% O5 N( K ~% y" ]4 J: ?THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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