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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 4 v! W( O. f1 o: \1 C
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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- V% j) p1 ~7 j- l, ]. sPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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0 {4 K1 d4 V$ D0 Q; M' w; ]. k$ QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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: i K. v4 ^2 A; x% [: u' e @TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 f Z8 @0 d4 H5 h
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..+ \& c1 z& E; _: Q. C3 I2 i# S
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) S2 J* o- t# H) _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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5 A' N7 a. Z# x) FTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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