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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 2 ]9 t! p9 k8 ~
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 \9 e" Z! R" E- ~% t6 X
1 b4 ?$ G0 O Z. P- d# `, ]: bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.6 b) i, q! B3 G% {8 I- e5 ^
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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' L2 p7 c; Z9 XTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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, P6 Y3 v& T* A% \! bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.5 U* a0 p7 N" Q7 j! D6 l4 I
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.2 M+ Q: k% h9 X: L# k
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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7 s9 o; q4 z, V4 q# ?EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' |. g+ s0 ~; x
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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