Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

' O9 R, `8 w; A; H3 `9 {  s# e' OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; o$ [0 |8 V9 i- _% DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
, L7 i! E5 w$ YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
/ _# y8 Q5 w# Y9 ^Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
; s* P  H/ q. B. P; i+ E& X3 B- ZTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
5 g- J3 Z# C5 n; vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 }& ^; R+ C) d  \0 n雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.