Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; n1 `# W4 i$ s$ cHere are some examples:   

, |  t5 E' ?7 JFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ g2 n6 l& g0 UPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- v; P( H7 k5 uTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; A' e( |# S- B, aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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5 S, s- w3 ~3 kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
* L& {$ @# n2 B5 rWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
- v6 L2 V1 {, d5 U( MTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- E8 H0 C  V1 K* y+ xYou are welcome.