Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' b% a) @! C9 U5 F$ x% m  G( ZHere are some examples:   
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8 D1 Q3 ?, i0 W7 o  lFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ f% k' S* [% Z" P% |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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0 a2 N0 W  R% m7 ]: @* j# JThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* i. e$ ?1 B% M. V3 U% vFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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2 Z5 w5 Y! H) {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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  s* P" i( z! T* H! S' WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
& x$ e$ Z: G9 N' M, wTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  N+ C, U# ^2 w9 R% W  e雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- ]) O" ~6 c, P4 D; uYou are welcome.