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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ K0 S* a8 d3 W& ~5 p/ I6 VHere are some examples:   3 f- c4 p" C: ]4 f6 j5 o% y( Y; ~' H

- p( Y% \% \: ?' ?1 LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 P/ l( p$ b" n0 f/ d( S
       
8 ~+ J( _+ l. O, ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again./ F9 t8 P  q' w! @4 \% g
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.+ a& |1 S* B& a# l2 g: A
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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9 w$ V4 _4 f% A+ ]HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.# j4 r) z- z: ~) P4 S
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; g2 ^: f$ Z% E; J
       
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( i0 c* D6 {) B5 C8 MFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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# s% \' ~/ q+ e/ W) s  b% mTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 Z% F* ^2 y! GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 t0 J4 a! O2 O! q& u" y: m: c3 x
       
% [3 D! Z8 q" p0 NTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。, j9 w+ [3 ]4 M' a/ K
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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