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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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; V8 r" h, z/ u1 P8 b5 JPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.7 i. l% R  h* h9 T1 Q4 m
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.  |  l5 X! W: I! M+ B. s
       
0 B1 }  z3 T- v0 u5 hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated7 s1 F, \0 ^. c7 o, T8 W; P
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.0 U8 l: y1 O5 x/ S4 d  B7 G( ~
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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1 O- T7 ]7 E* C5 Q4 @Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..9 ~/ e8 W5 s/ @0 M% `
       
5 K4 `# R& L" l1 q) sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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4 @. I5 p" Q1 A, K; ]1 g1 X9 g6 n# kEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.# r1 s6 F4 J1 e9 H
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。0 l, g; E# `( L  U1 v+ c+ e
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 e9 J7 r. [4 r# Z1 L9 U" ]. lYou are welcome.
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