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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 j9 Q S' \! k6 i) K: C' ~& F" i* zHere are some examples: 9 F, j7 J% ?" s" P
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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6 P1 i6 Y4 N3 J/ G2 v- ZPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" a( V: b+ r* UThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.) h5 w/ J. J3 X8 m$ E
5 U9 S0 \- H8 p8 c' rTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated) g7 S& X( s% m; u r' S. v, Q, b
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ O6 F/ X7 o1 D1 i. K8 E( Z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' ~5 ~1 V0 E) a0 _
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.. l" L4 y/ h3 \7 c
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.' M* A6 @2 g0 X5 `0 q. n. L& b) j: O
; w5 J5 A1 p" t( a' ]EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.1 O" w4 O2 w9 I, _( D2 |
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 u' i8 w4 P7 a- l3 A- ^% m
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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