Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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/ D- z" w; y: E8 oFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
1 ~& j5 q+ Z1 I: D0 U+ e( r4 o. XPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

/ X( B1 O9 M* L8 UThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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& R0 l% K* q& F9 M& {SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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5 K  q4 i2 n( a! h! V2 RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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& i8 I$ h6 {4 U& s3 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 `, n' L1 n: K( J+ H( bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* U; s' v7 x$ L& AYou are welcome.