Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# s9 W6 w; ~% v! `* z$ X2 pHere are some examples:   
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0 y+ `- U' H0 C3 \FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" \% G/ M) A! |$ u( K# P+ u  PHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) ~$ N3 J  I4 \6 h2 o- c2 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
- C+ j; ]0 i8 V8 vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ S6 ~4 D- P! `8 E# b% YHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

' o( f& [9 X0 G) N* h8 q3 A! UYou are welcome.