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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( e5 r& x. F- J) ^9 d
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., }7 W/ u1 \$ G+ f# S3 \
4 M1 P; C8 ~( U( ?PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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6 m& L9 z9 S1 u, g: h6 jThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.9 c: v1 k9 V& ?. F
* x# v* e1 `1 n0 B7 H. q5 g* cTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 D [" |5 W2 b' E
$ Q; g6 M; _! t; ]0 |" T: pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ C4 i/ F, F, s3 j$ `7 {+ {' s2 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..3 u4 o: \- g$ l+ l
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* e$ d% _) G! ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.1 A8 J% i( E* G- S" ^, s% C
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.3 g q: H3 N( F; u/ [
4 e% r4 b% k$ x% @* ~& c. b- xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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