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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( T4 A/ b# j& ~4 }) v% f7 f9 X) J2 s
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.- B6 P1 e3 p+ J

2 L3 E3 r$ e0 c% JThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ v5 J  u: I1 u" p, ~2 s- E8 E
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, A: }, G) |% m  d
       
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.( N- c: O' b6 ^( h  N" {3 b
       
8 g0 C' y+ t3 fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。) c) W/ x) ?3 r: C9 @
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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