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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 ?. d0 }4 i0 u
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 V. y9 P5 W* E

  l  |6 h4 ~, W* J7 s3 EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.  T% q3 L  G3 _# u7 O0 V. c
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% n7 C% V- _+ y4 l
       
: ?: L) \% l5 E; VHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; i, Z; w, a" L  Y
       
0 U" ~( V- `( I' f" n$ D  N9 j  fSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% M, {( B1 K% ^' g9 H: l
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..: W/ o; q9 H  F( R
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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! C" Q! D9 g% {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! Z' S- _2 L' r' E1 Z0 g
       
. ~  _- {' [+ v5 e! u  SHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 `7 \) Q! m* H5 `THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。2 E( D0 Q/ U8 d+ z( s; }7 H6 e) _5 I
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ _. Q, |, E5 J$ b) h% f+ KYou are welcome.
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