Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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6 b* I. d- h) Y% |- p9 ^9 YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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3 m; T8 I0 t3 \" g  B, nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
3 L0 @# ]' ^0 X: zTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
, @: f5 d- f  O: Y! f* |' xHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
( k+ G. W; k2 V6 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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: b+ a3 J1 t2 c; d, o4 O4 }' ~1 SEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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; h; D4 B9 [% t( g, cHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 N' L! G, z' L5 K1 `THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.