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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* r2 b! |7 }( X. ]( y) OThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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& Z" i3 u3 Z. W# }TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! `) D' y: r+ n9 x
' {, m4 X% f4 v1 f1 y( q. x F/ YHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.# K( ^* M7 j3 s0 s5 q
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., o6 s( C8 v" q4 G# z3 ^
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.9 k8 F" V8 B% X
& W" |7 u4 I2 n8 s5 eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.6 O' j5 ~, J0 }4 W
7 F9 H u1 R0 Y: J# fHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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