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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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. J) G" q. w$ X8 o0 E  d: qFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again." n9 b9 v% V7 s
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 ^& B! d- [! @! p/ X% q
       
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ r& W6 d- a) V) D
       
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$ R8 k" {7 Y# A. H0 R3 [Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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/ z$ [0 k' N+ _, a0 wTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.- b: ?* a' [: P$ Y; q' v
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。0 ]* J: Z$ u  |9 m- a! n
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

  L/ c/ S  j( W+ N6 NYou are welcome.
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