Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
6 u3 q3 f4 }2 U% z3 U: KHere are some examples:   
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8 P9 ]: b  l5 N% B& xFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
* F  v* H7 W/ qTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ i, i% l; d/ r, G% t) ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* ^" r" b0 n5 B5 sFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ B% {6 y# ^" D& VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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3 O, f, y3 r7 DTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 @3 k" M' [+ T& u/ v. A0 `雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.