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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 S1 i; p: H, j7 CHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again." }) C- |; p. b* t
! i$ N" C* @' X" E" W, n& EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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* C! ^' q( S3 {" }, h1 K/ cTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.% S# `1 H0 m( L- S+ p K6 [
9 d/ h. h) _8 Z- Q9 ZSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 Z4 W# ]0 p" `% ]- _
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* r- R6 x9 \1 I2 x9 bTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.2 B% u* _- W3 Z$ g, l% l1 T' `, C" z
) D8 G2 y8 \' R1 `0 uEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& E$ {; R! p0 ?; Z8 U
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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