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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- s* i; c" X* x& n' S& J1 Q! y& aHere are some examples:
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- {( R/ O f, i+ K+ x# B: K: k. HFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 M W6 d, B2 t% s! A( s$ t( e! U# n
: C. T4 Q4 _# Y( sPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.$ o* Y- J r6 t9 k1 W$ E
E9 u7 g7 ?: T$ u9 JThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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* [6 w( O$ m" \* E; i; ^7 v- STIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- _( U" ?8 d) I4 f; ^+ g
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 L. k" A/ m& ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... k$ W1 d9 |# I! U
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.1 n; W4 C! ]2 H- f; E: m
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* O w% N! P. g: K9 v- C
. c$ `$ _" T. W/ k: ]3 mHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! t+ n7 r2 B# z8 Z# ]% t
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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