Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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4 W: |$ k3 f! U2 t2 {- M5 r' nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 C7 ?) b$ V& V- HPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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8 m" b4 B, |- C) FTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
* g+ t: z) l4 u8 b8 [( J, VHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
) M# ]2 ?/ u$ h8 \7 }) _/ @( HTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
' q- I6 G8 O. ~9 gTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
" ^+ I/ P" o" `. F4 z  b雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% N9 e; M' G+ S' H* x0 nYou are welcome.