Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
' a' x5 o# `, R, D
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

. C7 Z8 n" a1 o  |1 s5 S9 J$ }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
, k9 ~% G9 c& K* [  M8 e! fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
- |+ G# }2 o- }" a9 }* G$ G' [) M       
0 O' A  Z1 d  f) g$ WHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
! l$ y, _2 v! g3 p- s' c3 jWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
- o6 R4 M; I. x9 m- i- |& v: J: Q       
2 J; i8 x3 {% d- V/ p, ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
. h# }- \& c- z+ u- F       
: k9 w# x# Q; N# U7 ?( OHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
* Q' A8 U6 ]$ T7 f* y       
8 e$ p4 C) B' I" V6 ATHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: Q* s! G* e! x; D, b% f6 w: z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- G  p+ x9 ]# S, LYou are welcome.