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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 t% y" @' R& ?/ p; G& l% @! ~( n
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 R6 b/ k8 L, A% Y* G7 D9 C
6 x+ \/ q9 v( d7 B- N" F3 b. JPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- d, J4 D6 u: n* s; @# d
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- s# [' \7 W1 B* w) t# t
: f/ g3 u6 ~8 g$ a7 Q; ~& LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ M. M! x: E) M' o
8 _- a' i7 m' g- X! e6 OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.( X2 C8 s2 ~; A: m
/ D8 {) F5 \$ [7 G G vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* C9 C1 R' a* f' G# x- i, H
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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