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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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/ [- U+ H) \9 E4 @+ n. w- e6 r" zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 u, W. B& O3 t) M8 ~, ~2 N
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ B/ ?3 E! m0 D+ KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons." e; }  |! u+ H; ~& P" ]; P
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" r; k6 C( y# e" E1 _HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.7 M9 p  c/ X+ g/ s
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..7 P/ @- ~) n. B8 L) X  L3 g
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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7 y& R; G; G; r3 j: V" h7 ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; U1 m: B" }4 `, [
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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# U) z& [: H; U9 o; PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 }6 F/ Q1 d0 j# y) d, [) @: n: j雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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