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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. , y- k% g1 r; l2 b2 ~
Here are some examples:   
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- x& {6 Q4 J& d) }FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* E9 W6 R, m4 j
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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3 L' p" K) _/ ?$ Z- I, z, h0 V. xTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, m, V0 Z. Q2 y. w$ g
       
  C4 i# U+ g8 E; l9 |2 p! s2 IHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; y/ x5 m+ M7 s
       
9 z) V# j5 ]+ YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 n7 K! e! W4 k; Y3 I' s
       
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  c9 L. I; `/ `8 R1 w: Y2 hFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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/ X# I8 @6 G2 K$ W" |8 ^) UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 d) I# |8 ?% V
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# F% Y" t4 M* LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! D6 K/ w+ {/ x3 A5 d. Q  `雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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