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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 Q+ |% Y1 C3 c- c
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 T; W9 d/ t2 T1 G
       
+ E9 P: t/ U2 D" Q& f$ \8 r5 _6 c5 YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 ~  U/ n3 D% B$ WThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) I! ^' J" S1 ?) ?9 _TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated# \& v, I6 S1 L2 ]; O- L; f
       
- A: [' m, {" f$ B/ K: P  e6 f+ lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; ?, ~  K; R2 H. ESPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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! T, M. e2 Q& x# o; PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ W2 o! S$ y9 x1 T' Q
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ r2 f9 i2 y6 K& N- X8 @
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。- z& `) E/ |3 C; \& E
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) I3 m' R* K$ M! m9 Y" t- OYou are welcome.
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