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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 3 e5 D7 L Y" T+ }& k3 a
Here are some examples:
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?7 S2 S4 F, y) J8 @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ ^/ m9 U% U$ w" a: p2 n4 D: ~PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons." z& A- n/ c+ M0 ~3 \0 O& t: h
- c! X# ?: @# o3 G& LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' @" U- _2 u' H: I: K. U% m iHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.* |# e4 O3 h4 x. q
$ B7 n" E; p) m6 B) pSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.7 _3 m" q6 p- j4 G7 t: L
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. |" x8 c% {2 n( uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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( d3 a# n M8 o) tTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.: T" s* _$ X5 r: r) k
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 c7 v9 a0 w! eTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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