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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! n/ @3 P; Q* p) E" a- M4 e
Here are some examples:   
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2 W; G& @/ e/ ]; `. t9 Y! S0 c; rFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.$ I4 l) g$ f, ~! E( G
       
7 j0 W& h; B+ z9 _. w8 UPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! F$ ?0 }! a: G, `

7 G# v) @( L1 z! [2 rThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ j6 B& ]0 g5 N
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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: k; ?; W" e, O4 ]6 Z8 n8 q* UHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. D; y5 F3 j# Z( `, a6 n$ e# E- _
       
! Y! A/ B3 Z7 r! F: y7 b2 RSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, s7 {5 c: m* y$ R0 lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ O: m1 H! i1 \1 |! ]0 X
       
4 b5 ]1 h& M8 a% aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people./ z: {% ~( m- l# [( Z7 Q/ V
       
; R9 D9 |; q# q: O, KEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; X" _* J* D7 e7 S: ]
       
. z  q& t4 o; D7 p' PHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( [% Z4 e& M# i* r4 }" r) _0 I
       
' V: T4 |; ?2 E* O+ N' S( XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。5 y2 k0 d9 y, W8 Z8 ?7 L
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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