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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 N' U ~/ B% y
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again./ ]/ y' N! V7 r
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.. I: m/ w) Y( G- `% K5 G, k7 J
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! t9 C3 D. U( q! K! d0 y
7 ^, W" W; ?8 \' c( \% h& \HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt." Q( Y$ O R* s
3 R5 N% c0 J2 n1 J( a$ KSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 D/ s% U. A( R+ v; P% r
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..0 h& h* y. \- ~) W7 [# `7 ]
5 k i4 v4 f, \! XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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; E) G$ H) q9 M$ f9 jEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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, `3 R8 y' t: q- \% QHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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