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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.5 d" q8 ^& |3 s3 I( ~) P! c
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.- y4 s. ^6 S4 ~7 \$ n; |" [. v( r
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 `" S$ Q3 y; y Z4 A
% m: z- v: B- O* A. v( fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! D+ `1 F% o4 P+ N4 A. p2 v
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..5 R- b% g# U3 \# L+ A2 U6 O8 q; `
: ^: F0 X6 l8 o- W3 A/ K# UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.9 t# k* H7 ^( W+ F& `( o4 }6 E
1 X6 f+ b9 Z& ^EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.7 Y: o- H4 p) j9 w: c
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.+ h& ~' P$ M: E! w# B
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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