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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 O; I: Z9 x9 E Z# {; g! ~8 H
Here are some examples:
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7 H$ S7 S$ U4 |* `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.7 x& E/ L# @1 {* j2 z
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.9 N/ u! y" [6 Y; [. j- ]
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.. c- M/ a, z! S/ ]; L+ v
( p; r1 V( E$ A( YTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) ?! n1 q) V( g$ u- i: H5 [
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% \ y, P. m# S/ s* Y
) u3 w9 ? q! G. wHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ m2 Z+ Q) r! b& b( Z, |: k$ h
. Z" A3 P2 U2 a" h* I6 R8 kTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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