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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & U2 N. X! Y$ {( g& S
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, w4 K/ _  Z. m* [FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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* X4 j9 ]+ \1 A, p* c6 S* LPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 c. d0 `) }7 \2 I2 j, d
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated2 b% J( v) W7 _1 X4 w7 C' r
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% N* k0 \, P3 i( _0 O2 A& Y
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..7 e# P& n) u9 J$ a* O* M9 X
       
( V" [. G5 S' P; S) L$ ITRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.  h; W" S  {2 U0 j3 K
       
6 t+ k, E3 k' D) `: |7 m! b$ D3 U, }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: e7 m- K& _8 l  D雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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