Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

- R9 }0 \& @1 J) B2 j- X6 `8 u0 e) {They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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# C* S5 K+ q6 S! Y6 B1 B6 |$ |6 Y2 ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 a3 P; W/ d' w* R' L% r/ FSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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( e, @9 S1 P( s4 LEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
! E% e: Z1 B5 B; L  c9 wHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 p. t: P+ l8 B' i1 w" YTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ R, l( t; q; ?雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" u' c9 F* i- Y4 k& HYou are welcome.