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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
6 U* Z" @0 |# R* }6 OHere are some examples:   
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+ P. \0 V3 H3 I2 nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." _$ i+ q- G. f& ^5 R
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! b6 E2 ~; p, p; A
       
- l6 U4 \3 D( v* l1 K3 a' R# oHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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# _1 q% \5 P& U9 P% h# QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 H9 J8 R! [- C
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 P% ~0 Q7 c" F- C  s+ A
       
4 e& w+ ^& s7 H, J% u; u% OHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
( t5 {2 s6 f& R雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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