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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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4 Y7 I' Q3 Q( g! MFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.% w5 D3 o X& M' u
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, ~3 d: x9 n1 L* A( k: e) a ?They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ z4 c# M& w- L* g1 F. r. l
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.* e. t1 c7 f$ F6 B# Z" f) C
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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