Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 C1 c8 @7 o+ j$ JHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) O2 |: M+ f* ]1 d# y3 Z8 KTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& z9 i4 K2 k, H3 t2 w$ {$ cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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& q5 O) V. \# S$ j" ^2 s$ P% X1 p6 [8 TFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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3 C& x. O5 [0 s  P% {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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2 x/ n$ G- }/ A3 W3 U- wEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ x# {7 |) \0 a( i9 G3 JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

3 o3 \7 m9 ?( o! c0 b/ ]You are welcome.