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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; E; ^% `0 |* i+ QHere are some examples:   * b8 \2 E( m  T! q, `

) W+ F% V5 C: q- U- WFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 I& ]/ _% C4 c
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.7 u$ G, i! s) q2 Y* q2 @

& W+ m& I. Y: a! g6 f# K# [; @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., @. O0 `' Y7 U  z' a/ H
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.0 R2 s+ @4 y8 V0 C
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& L  u- v! y' t" a) T
       
' p/ W6 B2 l8 Y) o6 t6 a7 ETRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 C+ E  Q6 s" f% O
       
9 q- O& I! |7 E- Z4 u, |HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.- b9 @3 w) H8 g+ n
       
0 L5 _* }0 m6 i  rTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' ^, f4 p: E+ R4 |& g; G" e$ h雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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