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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., E7 a: W0 B1 x+ b& ~: ]
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.6 A* R1 H& P: R' }3 J8 ]' Y$ ~
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated7 k: u& [0 k: d1 t" @0 F
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 y- B; U* P6 }9 b! F- n6 o
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.  {" Q7 K$ \! c
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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: {5 y, r0 ?# u9 ~% `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。, y/ t/ k( y, z0 d: T5 B' T
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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