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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( S2 ^0 J, h) _5 [6 r- }Here are some examples: 7 F. I4 n* l1 C0 [" J1 ]' O: N' r
8 L' Q* Y% v$ A/ }' w$ b# {6 KFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 w1 }6 S1 [! ?3 p/ |2 V& ?0 I
6 J, P( N7 d9 D3 a1 BPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 m& ?6 R4 K/ T7 B% x- r3 QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 W$ l1 _8 a6 G3 f
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 \2 z4 C+ w1 ^5 J$ `HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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6 ~ f/ h6 S7 j/ LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 v) d' K, \% Z& S- e3 E& C
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( {8 z, a7 n1 Z- x. i) x" TFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" D! D& r2 v9 w) T2 }2 tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ x8 L/ q' |9 V
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( o" t. k9 u; j5 Q$ Q
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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