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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. . h, i. ]2 H) h3 E/ r8 q g( \: Z W
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+ v. X! _/ W& S, j( W, [* B7 IFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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: }9 }, R' ?5 ]0 b8 ?9 aSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, K" @/ a5 D4 ?. N% STRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.' D; _, r0 f; L
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ g! @4 |9 k" s" x
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." ]; h' A3 J/ J: N+ c+ N/ y0 [
3 k! x" h* }- \! P* N! b; m% uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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