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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   _. e: O$ m# a
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& ^8 q" Q4 j0 @4 e; u8 M
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 @) i& b& ?5 ~8 A* G5 Z: M2 YTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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  Y/ `  P' x0 lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; A* N6 X  u/ b- }, s4 I8 o& I6 d
       
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4 N" x" w( Q$ _& ~' D' Y+ G3 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..* A$ @; j0 ^! {  z0 N$ Z
       
2 c. P9 r  h& N$ M, l) ]TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.3 J- h8 ~- @3 a* ^
       
- L5 T9 |. p# eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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/ v2 H1 c& K, E) }) w2 DTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
9 a) z( H! ]" x9 L. {! \" m# X雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

. o- _+ C- g4 x& yYou are welcome.
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