Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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/ T8 L, h: x2 HTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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5 M- J1 N( ~% qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
* S+ u7 z6 _6 |; `9 fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
. J9 E/ G% i0 K& b% UEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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' F7 w0 _) U- T6 CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; w' K9 Q# S) n- A: ?' D/ A' fYou are welcome.