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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ K' ~% r; p# W
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.. M& x& R" G3 M2 y( f
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.2 ^- P" D! \- M% N& u4 p

. f4 Y2 ~; W; d/ p1 t# U& XThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 y2 {: O. u) [& z3 {! V& sTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, `3 J8 F# ~) c1 b) `  L/ i
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.: z5 l: S  h4 ]! I. G' }4 L
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 J1 n9 c' }- J- J# p3 ]. U) |
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.2 Z5 M  m2 q5 z/ m  }3 B
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.) e- R# F, q3 t7 i4 _5 g9 ~! B' D
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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