Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! Z3 J% i9 j; ?7 K4 Z* z7 f) _Here are some examples:   
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/ u$ f6 u3 d3 K  w* pFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ w9 M& U5 H4 R( q7 c6 u  ^6 [8 cPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

- E7 |. z- e" d1 C! q5 nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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/ Y2 v* o( }! sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! |4 t; S# S- R- GEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 _. j: ?$ {: l  V- w  y7 @HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
1 W7 B- M( F4 K- N4 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 o' `' k" p+ jYou are welcome.