Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! O9 H3 s$ ]' c+ s3 eHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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5 y# Z8 {, H8 H" `& G! U7 [% T7 u: {PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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; a0 C' b3 V4 r6 c; K; G* o: MThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 u+ s- E" ^4 l: q. jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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/ f( X3 N( p2 |SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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+ M8 g) I$ {/ b0 {Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
) e' O, s/ }* H! ~! ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ k0 [: j* f: k. m# tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 w/ V5 b# V  |& N雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.