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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) a: C5 g+ X5 j2 M( C
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.) ~7 ?( A6 l* T+ l% H
       
* ^/ t! B# n$ F3 D5 OPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, `& g- Q3 V. \& p% wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% ?0 v- R  Q4 d& S' p) T
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! V9 x3 C; x* B, X2 e8 O& N% t
       
6 r4 _( @; [' {1 i8 }* `1 |- MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..' `9 y" o/ }; F$ B- l* Q% X
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., s, v5 T; ^  y3 C: n
       
4 T4 ?* u% [( E/ y6 e- pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.8 c; B5 a" Z( z2 q# e0 W
       
7 C" d; n! \- l% g6 D0 |THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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