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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 ?( m/ [: y, ~0 _6 }* }Here are some examples: . o9 }' X' @' h
1 E1 @- i4 [1 B7 j. _FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., D! Y1 W: J; C& E0 U8 j) e u
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' E/ w S" d8 h0 t; m; r2 {
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.+ L! f. W- d. {; a6 @( Z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ J+ G5 {% V9 \
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ C( O! x* i% O. ~4 G) ~) O
0 H" R3 r& ?* o" GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) g. B; H1 l- w* Z8 y7 W
P3 I/ i2 N6 j JEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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8 q; F5 Y3 w5 z3 Q) nHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.1 y; r5 G3 ~; b8 j4 P/ C( f- m) e% Y
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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