Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( v' \4 n& M% n2 W, P$ GHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

, k1 n2 I& A3 Z' Z+ H3 DThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
: `! l# u0 c2 |0 ~8 f3 W6 eHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; X4 V: x0 M3 a% F8 [SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
. |/ l' E( K+ c( qTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
7 o; ?8 n. A& Y4 H/ m8 G1 g雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.