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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 0 ?0 A3 D; c" W
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( _- @( z! K n) zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.* i! P! d: x1 e1 w
1 Z9 h/ y& _/ {0 |0 a# hThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' R6 @6 z" w/ P8 m- S( ^HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.' Y9 r$ ~. r- K9 h; Q& a
: w. l# \2 C" \% B5 I/ TSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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/ J5 J2 ]7 z# K2 Y2 BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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% \( Z( t0 p/ M( Y4 Y$ {+ jTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.( U! H) _4 F, ~* g+ {4 j
5 M Z! D' V# Q5 w4 R+ xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# d3 {% z4 O+ |+ UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.3 p# k' k; ~% _4 D
7 Q+ x! `4 I+ UTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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