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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! a+ k6 R6 i! n& E: ?
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8 y9 l- j* d2 S- ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.$ N3 L( ]5 t/ D5 z) M. M$ {$ P
       
2 i, ^) b, K& z" ?, P/ n" pPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) p# Y) a+ u9 c' `% f5 S+ g: lThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.: O  e2 c: q/ @2 T) W
       
" A! e* k2 L8 g  P% VTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated( H5 _  S7 ]8 L
       
; `; @) d% g' [, r- ~HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.+ J5 ?' f" }$ l* v  s! |
       
/ b/ t! J5 a% D: e% a, i. bSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 _: D8 {" K2 O% f" W+ n
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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. W, \- Q5 O  r7 z  Q- rTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ E+ \8 s' v  I2 ~
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., ?6 a: B. j5 \% E; G* }1 s
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  L- k0 q' Z7 l$ s/ j雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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