Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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7 J1 x/ e( G4 @+ C3 PFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

; Y. o! W, l0 a4 d! m: i. CThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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$ x+ e! X, _  h1 q2 `% BTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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6 g: }& s  `+ W# u) y3 }2 G& J! rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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& e9 u, b7 G9 l8 j- |7 GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
# D; A. v4 ]% UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
9 N5 _, l$ i8 j4 f( FHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
/ v; ]1 R/ C2 j8 b* ETHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) ^! ]7 T' p# Q9 M- {6 YYou are welcome.