Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
2 S. M& R$ ~2 D7 B! ~8 XHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

2 A) @9 l9 G. _% l; gThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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1 y. ?! W8 O  n% ?! n/ yHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
6 z% @' \; W" U6 S4 lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
2 h, K" c# j0 f' i/ j# ?0 FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 G' K& f1 k+ zEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* L# w9 j! k' \! M# IHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ a2 V8 [" q! [8 O3 |THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& q% _8 x" O) k# c1 l雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.