Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

  E* I( M# Q# O0 z' h; ]FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
8 V; }* b4 {% R3 P8 S0 k( O# {0 HPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

: W& R' A- n% ~% G% BThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
. t+ w' }% Y8 _( N6 D+ x: N3 Z$ G. mTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) ^( C: K( W( t& x4 [HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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, y) c6 ?1 c0 F3 `. E3 S5 q. B9 [THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 e, E; r  |' H5 Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

5 c/ w4 e9 W2 N2 QYou are welcome.