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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. # ~! Z% o+ N) X  v9 l4 `, c% O
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.0 d/ N. A8 o* |" Q  z
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! ^* {' H" c+ V  D7 k0 g5 ?
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt." l( \, P( g* Z4 m& D# a! S! \
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.7 q3 x; y% M  {! Z8 T: [7 D
       
! |: O4 t) m6 |% kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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9 m* P2 V$ x3 A+ ~" KTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 C9 Q" g" b% t2 C雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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