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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; f. ~# `7 G0 Y" O. t5 RHere are some examples:
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. Z6 H m2 ]7 H# zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.; P b# x k6 {9 `5 B4 ]
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.+ h8 X" Y5 ?) |
# O9 R: W8 u$ `5 N! G7 R! |8 `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.+ l2 \, y1 C; l& Y- O9 t) ]
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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q# d2 I) g! u$ }8 pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( i. T7 J8 m& ~# Z; b# kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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Z; @5 b% H2 j- m/ V" S4 R! xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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