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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; S9 w: ~0 U8 X( W( X% OHere are some examples:   " z& p& l* f  t% T9 N  c( c, f

6 ~: n$ o% Y# a8 A2 u8 bFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.. G) [4 j% y, u( k
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.9 {. ^( d+ k: x1 A
       
% [4 N& _6 h% G, z* y: dTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; s5 Q. ?9 R8 ?5 C* q" P$ \HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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1 X5 L' K5 f5 [  g& F! ~* k, ~SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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( m* \9 f" |1 O, B# o! lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..* A2 H6 f8 f9 S+ G, l+ g
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 f8 q1 Z. ^. J2 a& F- ]/ C8 kEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." \4 V6 k' b  Y( [7 F% o
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  U5 v6 p6 d" C0 C雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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