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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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4 N9 ^+ l3 A3 g7 p, @ l1 E0 ~3 aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) X& F5 k* h X2 _
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, H @/ P, V2 \0 b; L/ CTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" ~% h( [, g5 m- [( R/ G5 v+ f
1 p9 z3 F, k$ I6 z$ ]4 _HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 Q4 x# G' |: D1 v% s3 f8 y) j* iEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 z2 C# A% r( f4 o- k% C
! ]- ]2 Y! x2 } v' lHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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