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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 X/ w% }1 ^: Y" W' a' i- s, qHere are some examples:
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! ~" V+ a7 D" T8 gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ p, w* r$ g' X @8 N+ ]) m
+ G' Y" l6 L3 X" EHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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_* M5 E- ]; L' f6 sFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 j/ ?9 X7 ]1 U5 I; A6 ^ }9 i
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 Z1 \& N3 x: u% f
7 Q( C, i: \7 t4 t$ YEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ x/ {6 K8 D2 B4 H7 B
8 t9 U8 C' l( Y( _/ _HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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' }% I" x7 C F; Q9 L- S5 @# {7 PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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