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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! c6 q6 U) q1 ~) w% {- n+ A
Here are some examples:
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( H v5 V8 d4 T$ r) @8 TFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) A/ z) N4 S+ P7 B
9 V2 R: R2 }7 o1 S% l' a1 I* O# qSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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$ c4 {3 B7 H; f. `6 F) kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 H% E$ c& e7 r/ n6 s- }! q
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' B( M& `& l l& Q" J) P
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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