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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( T9 Q; t% a- E1 I1 S
Here are some examples:
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# G8 a4 L% `& g X; W6 V* g5 pFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 w( t \) c( D( [9 H
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.+ k X/ r5 a8 P y4 N/ @9 P' J( k' R
7 J& [) M7 t" R) Z2 G( P+ NThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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( F$ n/ Z& j$ ~1 Z/ r- mTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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% h" S' \; l9 n6 f ]) THOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.5 o/ Z& ^, @2 y) l8 ^
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ a9 B9 g m! y8 p. F S
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! `1 a& \* g! K9 ?7 tFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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