Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
4 b9 f' ]- o  P* Y, dTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
. V: _$ ?4 P' l- r* rHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* l9 u) T4 A7 uSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 n$ j/ ~) {" V7 f! r8 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 r8 \; G( D  r' `; e& e" l% gHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
7 ?. W& S( \1 w8 Q7 u雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* [) ]5 A! D3 V# k! Y7 ?& g1 LYou are welcome.