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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., a( d U/ C- }% z3 `
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.6 d# i6 l( A: G+ D
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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& y" y) J! `. z l( v3 kTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.% R. }2 {# j4 C9 Y
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 t' {2 |% j/ o6 e W
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$ A9 b, M% H5 f$ l8 s- KTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." `$ A% ~+ ?9 G6 M6 i0 A1 d
% X1 U* c0 n/ {- _6 s, fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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