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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
" r( J% ~: M* d: RHere are some examples: * o3 v7 Y1 O9 P5 X- o
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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5 X5 j" M' u0 Y$ s" H3 M# [$ rThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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3 h; j g! ~" c) o) x' k' sHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.+ c" q: ~4 ]3 p9 q7 C3 ]
& ]. u# y8 W0 R" s" d8 aSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.7 k7 R+ R( x% Y/ \7 D+ l
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.., |1 R; F: P5 o/ x" n8 g$ ~
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% h3 |: x9 L. e$ t
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; W& b) R; z4 }5 U( ]* q& M% D
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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