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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. # t3 J5 c/ |) {1 r) h- h+ m# G9 B
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ t; X3 B- u3 J2 I: [4 Q+ A
; J* @# s; o# Z# tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. B4 S7 z2 r# h$ Q: ?0 b1 O
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ Z+ |6 d* o! ^5 n8 D# w) h7 |TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% p, H, K2 Y8 x; _- ]
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." ? R' ?' x7 H! i) x% j5 D
( {4 \( {/ e1 Z8 q, zEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom., W7 C x+ N6 f$ k S! M) G
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.: L& |. o2 c3 d9 Y! T
8 O. ^- R7 M7 M6 a1 K |3 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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