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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 0 r) I L O& P( Y7 p8 ?- T
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 q* p4 K2 ]0 p2 Z/ q& cPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% Q3 u5 e: E3 Z, ] X, N
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated& s, n5 N9 y3 |1 X
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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, t6 \* ~1 D5 @1 _2 t: E* OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.* s- b$ a \9 Y+ r1 U: H/ U
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; X# M& t$ t) j! l6 jFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& g, Y2 s9 O! n7 S" Z/ |. `
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 p+ Y: c, U4 Y' y6 D7 Q& T5 c
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& J* j( V. E' X7 t9 [% C: @
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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; s8 l/ U4 i! V6 tTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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