Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( t# m% c6 P9 HHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 w2 K2 l1 H" e' y2 z5 h% Y% RPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. n6 N' |6 ^2 M- n) Z& ^5 oHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
' u: k/ J5 @* RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
/ d9 ?7 H. p6 ^8 }# ETRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ E; o% S" o0 k, o/ o+ K/ B" cYou are welcome.