Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# Q4 l  N0 s% J1 B6 J. z7 V& e- M! _+ ^Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
% m: z- v: B- O* A. v( fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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$ e1 K3 W8 y. |! t7 }) G4 u6 J$ H" {SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
" O7 o8 \1 a7 C, d2 |3 h; N2 PWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
: ^: F0 X6 l8 o- W3 A/ K# UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
1 X6 f+ b9 Z& ^EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* U' V# K/ d2 M; [雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.