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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( W+ \2 R9 u, N0 i2 A4 e1 \
Here are some examples:
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8 ?% D, n' W0 |* I( A$ N1 V( LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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e* ^# t6 ^0 ]2 H5 A. e& y# kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; p" O* Y% k" i X3 r) O+ z
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 ]4 l: X( k7 Y& e* O
" A9 ?1 L9 p0 g2 H jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.# d- ^* z: o0 ?5 ~ [! ^
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) L1 H" q7 e5 P) n$ yFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..6 G8 Z" c8 S: G c+ ~
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 b0 B( _8 T2 V! \ f* E" B
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. o! t* {+ \; {$ S
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& G4 O/ Z9 r: s- {+ }* g
8 X5 z [( Q( z, u+ V8 WTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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