Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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2 W; G& @/ e/ ]; `. t9 Y! S0 c; rFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 j0 W& h; B+ z9 _. w8 UPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

7 G# v) @( L1 z! [2 rThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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: k; ?; W" e, O4 ]6 Z8 n8 q* UHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
! Y! A/ B3 Z7 r! F: y7 b2 RSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' `5 K" U. z3 x+ WWEB PAGES:
, s7 {5 c: m* y$ R0 lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
4 b5 ]1 h& M8 a% aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
; R9 D9 |; q# q: O, KEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
. z  q& t4 o; D7 p' PHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
' V: T4 |; ?2 E* O+ N' S( XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.