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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
: m6 v0 i. _- U' P# b1 @3 S) A8 ` GHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ m# s) X2 x+ w& P( j4 J/ o. \8 R
) m) ?7 s/ `1 o5 rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.' o. {4 I1 m* ?1 o! w
; p8 @4 h/ p+ I/ I) ~8 sThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: t5 z V% w' Q' h0 b, A, u" A! c
" M7 v9 m) L* [; ZHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.* |! e. \. R; m% q2 }+ A5 i9 U1 M
* |# l2 q" [( G/ y" G6 lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, O( H+ F$ H1 E e( HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..1 N$ p4 L: W. N; t( E a$ f
: p1 R. w9 Z9 VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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3 j* ? |6 g. c$ C( `: ^EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.. ]! q% n: Y/ j# u/ c9 T) N4 v
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& N( a* }1 c3 k: I
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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