Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
6 Q7 O# m6 {9 H. B# @0 U. R       
% u+ j# Z/ C( ], L2 NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
1 [  i$ H) `# o) {
$ m. O+ e+ J9 \They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
/ H+ K7 |0 e# e& e# A4 Z" P/ R       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
* W( I0 |; u9 F, [+ x, H# `       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
0 ~( u; n7 ^  x- A" _8 e! ]WEB PAGES:
; `7 h$ w: A. P1 n8 hFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
( i& A$ u: c5 h7 ~+ s2 PTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
. d8 T! n) @3 b6 k       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
% `+ q0 P% v& _$ \) U( W; t       
5 Z; }! Y' E0 Q. a; O9 ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.