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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 Z" V) Q% q6 G; X( ?Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ M" `7 g* V, C4 F, D  h5 j2 b4 ~
       
  L0 F" d' C$ z& I/ ~PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) H. J: f1 S( \1 \2 iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% }+ Z9 G( Q) b& H
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; s! E' X- E  @6 _% T
       
% S5 J- {4 `! o1 Y8 N: ]% O8 pSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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" D3 i: U) ?- |* T) tFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.* v2 q( }1 ~/ N& C4 x0 c
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 _8 s1 _( a. D" ^" e
       
+ c) \- x, {. o! c3 |; a! \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ {( F5 T% i5 z$ P( x/ |& p! STHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。. E3 B% F  @& T
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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