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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 0 L& Z5 b0 N( D' n$ l6 n
Here are some examples:
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" X* I, M# o6 W, C0 bFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 [ i9 H5 f2 T( @% U$ f: iPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.# B v/ w/ p' \
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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$ j& X$ S0 O& t8 {, DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' I: P8 v; Q6 Y1 [% Y
9 d" J" H5 E( C# n) y) t; GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.! g' a; u7 d% R) b7 U7 ^
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' c C+ u: I/ d
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.2 A6 [+ C! h$ g0 H; w+ K* A# D
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 M, i* L( L9 E# E& P. w7 \THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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