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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, ]. a: E; B' W$ B' r3 H3 aHere are some examples:
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5 D/ T8 z: [; Q, MFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 ]: Y! P9 {$ e- }) C8 h1 D
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 c5 O. _2 U6 Q' d8 e( g
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated5 R3 ]& a( i' J
+ O' G6 m* a+ U0 p( R. zHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: h0 ~: R/ E! T
& p7 y0 t! `+ h# j OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, I. o' y9 p z* V8 n4 U$ p3 `TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.% R% g5 b" l7 G
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.- k3 D: X" M/ ]) B. `9 X6 c- I
& n" }9 B- @2 Y/ B* | G5 H) ?" |1 ]HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( b: h/ Z4 r! t; E9 O; i/ c' A! _
6 q; p8 i9 u9 p' y8 d) x" ETHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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