Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! @5 J% I8 B  \) }- C, WHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

) x; ~( Z! q2 D5 i' K6 q0 \" gThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
' |$ A8 J+ `8 qTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
4 ~, d, l1 }+ F, v, [) E0 \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
& Y& b% ?- R" w5 Q9 E0 G! KTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' z- `% N$ n. P- p, `9 w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 Q) N0 g9 y8 p5 OYou are welcome.