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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* K0 }+ D8 f, nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.- Y$ M* H6 ~# F& k% v! p2 ^
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.+ j, I8 q! U- b6 Z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ b/ \% B$ v4 a) p
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; o% w1 y' p6 ^Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.3 w/ c+ O& f& n& J
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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