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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & [( K* o/ o! E
Here are some examples:
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.* z8 p, |& a, c0 j
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.5 g; ~6 u( S. @2 J. }
3 S, Z% k# v8 d/ ?* KTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! Q: @& @& ]& e3 M! Q0 ^4 g& X% t% G+ r
$ }* n" U( W% bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( \9 d9 \) |2 y& J+ K @SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 w, u2 l& \% \* ~( `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ n: c0 O. r3 A$ `# j( g" THAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& W. U5 z ]$ W' f0 S. s# @$ a+ U
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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