Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
/ x( j9 |( a- [7 s3 Z% Z" ]Here are some examples:   
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6 k3 o. Q% v2 U+ P. N$ VFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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3 V1 v1 Y& A# a, x3 H* n3 g* G  ZHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 m7 r  t9 I. e1 l. y) aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
' [8 A( j/ J- g) o  FHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ ?- R7 Y2 ?8 _9 {+ N2 f. |8 e; yYou are welcome.