Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
" z6 B+ x; K- o; @7 i! m" o+ NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ a0 m) n( G$ t3 z# OThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
8 i7 |! |8 i8 uSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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+ Z2 c7 Y' I0 d# fFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- Z" e( ~% @& i3 e1 _4 @0 x; ]TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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3 m" Y$ w( M7 R0 r# mEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
/ e& [: z! o0 U8 m4 R9 L8 ]+ o  QTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

, f- J4 V1 |, o5 d+ u# u, O% m2 l7 n* jYou are welcome.