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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 8 y1 E( i! V7 O g
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4 q( Z/ w# a6 MFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 }+ F' H3 x3 W* C
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 x1 a1 [% U2 H% N
1 j) f) w$ x. [1 c I; C6 GTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; u3 \8 F4 }. d F5 q) H. D& Z& Y, u
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; l' K5 d4 T, x
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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* `. e: Z9 B( D; [' m" L( M. [THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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