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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 f* w6 y) D( B2 O% k# vHere are some examples:   % L! u: G0 w5 U5 g
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 n% @: I* o9 n/ f6 O9 \- iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons./ t  K* X, E" G) X2 V
       
+ }8 X+ D# D! w+ Y, z* V) j4 dTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- I6 Z. d# a' w- k+ n
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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% D& |. j& ^1 e9 W" ?' _Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% q! T- \( K+ q9 u  _
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.  C& W  u' E$ G1 U
       
* j' E3 b  e9 f! D: m, X* LEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* R. p  v0 T, {( T
       
! ?+ Z. n6 _' s9 N' e& N1 oHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! v6 H( `2 A, d2 P, w3 V* R! E: w
       
" M# ?- J9 V( P  xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。' n% N8 W* P7 ?0 E! y
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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