Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( s& o- U, g# R  s; H; B$ AHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
6 q1 H0 }6 a2 M$ ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: U$ ?3 p, Y- V3 u6 kThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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" s! w: C- e2 {- tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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% ?1 m, q% H% J/ p" {" R( f2 w# KHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
/ C4 O1 V, Q2 U/ }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
- J1 K6 n6 _& [HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.