Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ `9 O) C( Y+ Z# |1 [6 J, UHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
, z$ p  t( Z  gPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

% H- o; Z5 ^2 y5 Z1 zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
' p& L8 O( _0 A: V( WTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
% Y( f7 O8 S, w; i  ^; kWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- F# w! Q3 w- fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

# K, t4 o7 k. J: VYou are welcome.