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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! o$ u/ ^! r2 v1 j/ z( E5 c" w
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1 y- j% `, \5 d, oFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.6 {/ B! c" s& D1 D( p
       
7 Q1 d2 ^( E" @8 gPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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  v; W; d; J. {: B* |* E; w2 ~They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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7 |: ~. G: |- J5 X1 j+ DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; }1 o4 c4 B2 r7 h8 H) V: ~
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... _1 X/ T/ y( s. D
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 ]$ k! B5 z9 T1 E
       
, J4 ]4 z% ?0 M  o, sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。' r/ Y" U5 ?, L. v1 F
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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