Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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! p  Z" B/ G: Z+ {. mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
; F+ a$ f9 e. [  G  rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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0 k1 Q; Y6 K5 u7 p: y" aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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  x$ H" q: W6 D9 l! YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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4 ]- i5 {' b# A, B. ~) J- VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
/ N; b5 t# Y: d) zEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
# ~3 Z5 }7 o- _, G, D7 E, h: F& U雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.