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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. % n7 M7 I# A# h2 L  g1 g
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" c% n' [0 M8 P. s+ SFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' ^& d% K) o+ V" X0 m8 Q
       
% E* W- [9 j  n( m3 kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: O' Q9 X7 o! c8 WThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons." C7 R5 Z. s9 e; ]$ o) q; ~
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated  Y) N- v" y8 m: i. v
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.* i8 _7 e$ ]4 ~+ A) L
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。3 n# ^. O( ~& A1 A3 i
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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