Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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- p0 ?) i: Y5 c7 J& IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* v! G: N7 H. r. V5 x$ sThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! s* I; ^$ z* b+ o; W5 pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' F1 H' T! M- r1 H, Z# z) a' [HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
! @0 m5 ]1 W8 s. C1 @SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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0 X) W  [# ?8 X2 ?# {  wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
& I( G# U+ ?; b7 Z- S' H5 xTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  y/ N2 \$ n4 A) m2 i5 Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.