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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( C( O5 Q6 s H. J% I
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.6 m" F$ O5 ], t3 s+ C9 _
( U6 N6 a/ [1 O6 M! t1 hPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- k6 `) Q6 T, oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. b7 y& t9 U8 u; b5 C. ^
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" M }9 C" d1 o3 gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 G4 F2 \+ ]2 u F. v# s9 i1 xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom., `! w3 v4 ]1 N+ S7 R/ r7 `
8 y; z8 C6 b% YHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.0 l+ b8 v# z/ S3 H8 Y
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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