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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 8 }, J5 n  E; _2 i  E  `- R
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" B/ V2 Y# F2 {0 a% @* g+ O% QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.! J$ }5 J" s$ F8 e
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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( p4 b; m2 A) [3 @HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. _, J: }6 r7 M- l& j
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% n  L! D& M  y) _/ g. {
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..4 N: f0 S' p) W9 k4 C
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 r; X; j8 U  q) B! ~
       
' M0 B1 e0 C3 i, i  wEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.6 `0 L' _' I( Z1 a4 ]" e3 y
       
+ M( B  p6 j; X# \9 _" L. LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。% B: _' I$ y: k
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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