Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 A/ i) X# n% yHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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# I$ ], r& u6 ^4 x! ~/ ~4 RPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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# v# B8 v7 C1 q, KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
8 v1 T+ z2 j# g; T8 h% p& OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
. r4 K6 P# P9 [. sSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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8 l1 X& d$ I# UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 h! P$ I5 o$ v; M) B雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.