Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ t* k+ M5 S6 {7 G4 ]Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 y0 O# P. n1 D: ~0 e6 m8 }4 zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

( [! x9 w' ?; E% J/ hThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
' Q/ k/ U" }0 w: F6 I! o! o5 n5 {TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
+ K  s6 t( u" d/ iFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
3 `1 c* s5 t* MTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
4 G3 Q5 h* Y! `; R' _2 G% NEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

5 Z+ k$ J4 o1 A; @8 o1 ~$ kYou are welcome.