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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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3 p+ p9 c0 ^0 m1 ?  cThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 z7 ]% i. w- p
       
- g" J) ]' k2 i( c9 E6 R, DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& n2 _, V6 m' {% G9 XHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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9 ]* _9 y( U* p, A- W6 `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.6 \0 F3 \7 s7 Z) m& s4 [9 {
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.) @  s% H- E, b( A3 u- B# O
       
  s! M0 Q+ q% [0 ~  V: O: rTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。& D& B% R& p7 N+ r8 y: r
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

. r7 ~# K4 `5 r, C( C0 yYou are welcome.
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