Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
" P" f$ m! s; L% l, LHere are some examples:   
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6 ^; f; H; f# ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 |/ c8 l8 n8 ^% n+ @4 gPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
5 Y  h; ~0 p7 e6 @4 ?% vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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5 n4 {4 \& F: O6 x+ P6 BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  H1 t# u6 {% R: U7 @EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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. j' k- K! Q1 v+ x5 v5 eHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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* A/ }$ L. r/ q' WTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

0 G- q' w$ G3 k3 z- i7 K8 JYou are welcome.