Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 j9 Q  S' \! k6 i) K: C' ~& F" i* zHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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6 P1 i6 Y4 N3 J/ G2 v- ZPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" a( V: b+ r* UThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
5 U9 S0 \- H8 p8 c' rTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
; w5 J5 A1 p" t( a' ]EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 T% S* v! V0 `  d# T! x7 S雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.