Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, ]. a: E; B' W$ B' r3 H3 aHere are some examples:   
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5 D/ T8 z: [; Q, MFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
+ O' G6 m* a+ U0 p( R. zHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
& p7 y0 t! `+ h# j  OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, I. o' y9 p  z* V8 n4 U$ p3 `TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
& n" }9 B- @2 Y/ B* |  G5 H) ?" |1 ]HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
6 q; p8 i9 u9 p' y8 d) x" ETHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: ^; K6 \$ X9 I* ]/ X1 N% o7 m" M5 XYou are welcome.