Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
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1 ~  U/ n3 D% B$ WThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) I! ^' J" S1 ?) ?9 _TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
- A: [' m, {" f$ B/ K: P  e6 f+ lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; ?, ~  K; R2 H. ESPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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! T, M. e2 Q& x# o; PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) I3 m' R* K$ M! m9 Y" t- OYou are welcome.