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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 e/ m4 i2 \; Q* h& RHere are some examples:   ; `! |! m/ C  N- \' `
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 ^  ?3 x% p, H/ r1 r; w- w9 T" N
       
& t/ c# j4 i2 f, F' [5 F/ b9 mPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% e, |0 G8 w( g) q+ i- R
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ N2 x% u! D3 }9 f% O; iSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; t5 e( G( r  c  y% I
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..' T$ |+ @+ J$ M( u6 j7 y" H
       
, Q* X" z- u' K4 xTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& e" A, @3 P2 @8 F. {
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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2 ]6 T; i: Z6 O% x+ PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。2 {/ q3 d+ N5 s* d7 Z) b! ?  Y
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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