Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% D4 I, g( M+ i' x! F. O' fHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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" d. N; A/ r) a4 N9 n8 qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 l% g/ |' U! b  c9 d; z1 qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
0 A% _8 z) P' iSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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# i/ ?2 s- b4 JWEB PAGES:
) B3 K( B! {- O6 ~6 q0 NFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
3 V( V' J- Z7 Y/ ZTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
# P8 i+ d5 z+ q4 f# \8 w: X% J& [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
) G& r- ~# h% f2 f% x$ YTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 j. W6 b: M4 ~; w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.