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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * ^# D1 o# l, Q3 e+ r1 n
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$ k9 A: T( }3 H/ K8 CFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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# u+ J6 ?  F+ ^They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% d1 J( h( B& P: f
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: T/ \5 P/ Q7 h" Z# N( p6 `5 S6 D
       
% s" X8 N  R% a& L3 LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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! r1 V) t: f  ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* Z/ F6 J! b2 ?4 {+ a$ gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., A! z: X; d1 d  Z5 k; \$ q
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ t6 E- w$ H, g! S# R& w
       
. T) F4 |5 S: n- aHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 A: |! y9 `8 ?! t
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: F0 x% d7 M' w1 A$ R' S+ B雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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