Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

# _5 o/ _) m0 c, mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" B1 S  R2 j1 vThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
" e+ s5 J; U7 [5 N$ w8 g+ c* ^. DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
, s1 u4 E" e# h2 Q. tHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
) S9 {& J- j4 x' a  B5 u7 I7 y) ]WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
' s5 ^9 E+ I1 N: T" X2 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
7 H+ q/ p' e( c  YEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
: [* ~: p2 ~. W3 W" M; |" v# GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 v  t0 d3 p6 F+ w9 k5 T+ i7 G雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.