Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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! k& B$ o  g* v' @& o0 y% S3 [They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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: v; |4 l# W  f; c- `( y( Y8 MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
. T& n, G* a# }, J# DHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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" O( @2 `0 B- J) L: ~Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
% z% h: |' ]4 Q% ]6 T, A9 A  k. `: GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
& ~* {5 t0 t6 L: }7 X) b0 {THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.