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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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Y0 k+ r9 D5 E8 Y% f8 uFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ p {3 B; a# K% QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., v1 k6 ~$ X2 O' K# u$ @' T4 m
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; l7 s1 Z n- Z0 @TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 [& j9 [- h% p% ` f! `0 C
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 l; a" u1 X! H0 S* h% Q( R
! i9 E2 X3 d$ z- ^8 zSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.% W) w- f' Y# L' z
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: h+ ?2 k3 j1 Y; |: o
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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