Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; I6 B4 f4 Q3 e% cHere are some examples:   

/ d; F; y0 Y2 TFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, P$ y! Y# \& S! m% L8 ~8 q; A+ J/ _) tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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& c+ u" m3 S; j) DThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
* M5 J/ e- r/ u- ^1 x# HHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
- `2 k9 X  D& w+ T. K4 dSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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; L6 i# R( P" n! I+ |$ DFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
, |1 m* {: i' j& G" ?5 S: \" ~2 TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.