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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. - O Q5 @9 ?& w& ]/ {9 F+ K
Here are some examples:
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4 |3 _/ Y! R3 r* B$ |. L: t( vFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.; ?0 h1 f/ E' @; m
/ t# Y! V1 T# ^! }9 a" xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ F. P* F7 v2 G1 ~: l( {/ e, WTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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5 w# a& o; X* H# J( G4 aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 K- r) \) a3 h8 S. o
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& M& l/ f! C3 t$ o1 ~
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..: {5 N) j$ ], M! U
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.1 s. g2 s+ L& x- ^ k
- h W) p4 F" z( @1 Y9 e* } p0 cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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4 ?5 Y. h- F1 x; Z+ bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; b, b' m1 ~% u) S7 d! s
9 p, x/ m4 p1 X' X& G9 k9 q6 H0 o0 r. w: uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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