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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.- B+ O8 e: ?5 t: s/ C# B
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% Z0 w" B# k: h6 x
& A2 G9 J: E# D1 d; _0 kThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.8 F y* K8 A$ W& \. {' D- C( y
' K+ d0 B& _4 Q! K( wTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 ]( m' ~* A, z& y; x& t/ M$ S. R# N- I
" @+ |, X' z7 I: M# Z+ ?% mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& e5 ~- I9 k, `& w3 U3 `/ E/ t
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7 U$ \: S" w: H% A3 GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# u3 ^8 h( C8 b7 a
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.* P5 F5 U. v' p. r
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 o4 h J% ^7 R- Y( ^
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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