Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

6 X9 I( R) Q2 \" FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 w" A' j, j" ]( L: d5 e: aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 s% [$ a, M  QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 N( C7 k7 d% r* B7 bTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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3 s) j2 e; i5 ^Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
9 r5 I+ z/ h: X9 T3 w5 f* z; }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 a6 T) z; V; W' u雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.