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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' k% g6 w% N7 U/ L* ?3 x2 tHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, V7 N( w% ]+ z( J, q; GPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ i- S" M" X3 b- hThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.. {6 \' b6 N' k0 l% y: u
       
$ k# O! I0 e' zHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.# W5 j6 @! V/ s% E0 X8 L
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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You are welcome.
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