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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! O- c4 y* m) XHere are some examples:
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$ Y- [/ X$ j- M# ^+ f- M0 jFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! N4 n0 J K7 T1 B. J, G
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.5 c* p9 ?! f! e/ B9 o
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 d7 c! e5 j" s E3 [3 h: U, S; F4 O. W
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! R1 X. j; I% t
% ^2 X- v! c3 AEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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8 A$ E! r! f; [. \' |' |4 WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! h% W$ _* k4 x4 k: T$ p$ b
- @# Z3 ^9 V" j+ FTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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