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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 a% [! Q: z: z7 _/ J8 n
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; N- v7 s: U/ } g% [, AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ d) C- y9 J0 A$ T6 f$ {% }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.6 Q5 W& {! K; k: e
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. A: d9 e8 e2 @, i: M2 gHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..( {* k# j7 @1 D6 g) ?; d
" r5 }1 d4 {! Q; J3 J' fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. Y/ H4 p: e1 H- g# h3 Z
- x6 }8 F) R5 D! V2 X `* J8 @, EEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# v/ M9 D8 |2 v4 M6 _
- `$ _, h: C% y; ]+ N4 \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., Q8 s7 w y- g0 f" i/ {* w! Y7 K
& g1 p$ `7 ~7 e" ~7 t$ X! E5 g3 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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