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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 3 X" ?! M. D8 d4 a
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6 X9 I( R) Q2 \" FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 v$ g8 k7 h+ v/ \" r+ p2 S$ O
       
7 w" A' j, j" ]( L: d5 e: aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 s% [$ a, M  QThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.. R8 t3 R* o4 C. |
       
9 N( C7 k7 d% r* B7 bTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.: I- |- c) H0 n" Q6 x. p# b
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3 s) j2 e; i5 ^Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..: Y2 i! `6 i9 e7 w+ m/ {
       
9 r5 I+ z/ h: X9 T3 w5 f* z; }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.% H. A! L5 w8 j6 w& @' P
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 a6 T) z; V; W' u雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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