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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. . O! W8 q* P0 \! F
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 @) d: u3 V) m$ O
5 A, F& ~# h. R2 oPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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' Y- m; v1 C# U: v O$ y, `5 ^, NThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 ]( G S& H' A. V/ f! j9 Z- yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated! W9 u$ J# R" I, C6 A
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ S4 n) ?4 h/ F' T, ]SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. \% t: s. e! U' h& N1 b3 w" KFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) y' J6 d* l4 ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) |6 S% c( L# v2 ] k" \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.2 _$ h. N. ^9 c! k: n' w
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! `1 R/ L. I- N# a; n# k
: T' s2 Q& ]& A1 GTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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