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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( t# m% c6 P9 HHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 w2 K2 l1 H" e' y2 z5 h% Y% RPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. n6 N' |6 ^2 M- n) Z& ^5 oHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 L& A9 e2 c/ u$ |: j. M* T
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/ d9 ?7 H. p6 ^8 }# ETRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 A& e9 C) h7 c5 {& ?. e
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.: {- D# V+ Q* _* y
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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