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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 B* V" x s1 k1 B: L9 F! o
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n8 c" l0 j1 j# `7 sFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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( x0 E* _6 T0 c# A; f7 oPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 x6 }5 e( F) v* v" B9 E1 B# f
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. F7 J0 L- O* J9 C4 e
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.* ?% O: f7 A, s, h$ z1 `: G l
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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# K. ?5 Z8 t% Z" jFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 ]- n" H: u8 h7 R: S+ [/ X4 z9 D
: n" ~( q' k* e9 }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.% Y8 m7 V) ?+ |0 `# F
5 d7 H' I% l6 J5 FTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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