Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
: a; Y: g. ?7 C8 l& W% r. ^/ R) K8 \& kHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* r2 b! |7 }( X. ]( y) OThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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& Z" i3 u3 Z. W# }TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
' {, m4 X% f4 v1 f1 y( q. x  F/ YHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
& W" |7 u4 I2 n8 s5 eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
7 F9 H  u1 R0 Y: J# fHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
( l1 @4 L5 U7 O2 e& u雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.