Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- d0 P$ h0 H8 W. @2 NHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
; f) g4 ^  N' T  S, k7 \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

2 |1 n) b* |  v8 h( `# g* v( V0 t  R2 sThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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0 s; N6 E/ b, ]4 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
& ]" O) P0 \) BHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
9 D9 n( A$ U0 t: h+ e% i- \雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- q% K5 q7 N$ t3 J3 b1 m5 ~You are welcome.