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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- d0 P$ h0 H8 W. @2 NHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.# n- T  Z! ~6 j" ], g7 K
       
; f) g4 ^  N' T  S, k7 \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! a5 ?- ^" _) }

2 |1 n) b* |  v8 h( `# g* v( V0 t  R2 sThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.% j- ?' c  y, A0 i6 V& d0 p: ~
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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0 s; N6 E/ b, ]4 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.. Y" t6 n) E& w# `
       
& ]" O) P0 \) BHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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- q% K5 q7 N$ t3 J3 b1 m5 ~You are welcome.
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