Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 u( O0 M5 O" B/ B, FHere are some examples:   

0 _1 h+ ^/ v4 m) rFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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: W( o- k2 r' Q' e6 a5 H6 H! J4 oPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- \" r2 F! j& P* N  ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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4 y$ K/ M) w" @Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, I7 l. }; z. x/ f; zTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# o/ E# _, `% n: O, IHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
2 s& D/ I% H; j. v8 XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
, b( R8 s% K! c* m5 d雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; E1 J6 Y+ N. y) T! l" [0 o( GYou are welcome.