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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; R. m. a' O* m4 M0 k' THere are some examples:   / x' v) B5 r0 m! _) f2 t
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 |- e" v' D3 f) u4 j
       
# ], i0 \6 L" t& vPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.3 e9 F+ J& ~. W. t

. {* w8 W. M1 p; rThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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/ s8 j3 \0 |: O5 Q. C/ L$ R2 HTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: _. f: d! u4 N8 i: x) z2 v* G; `0 Z
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.0 d& p& |! A  e/ L+ |1 Q
       
# T5 ?" q& `5 R; h5 H; g7 uSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. H, a9 e* R% ^* m7 P7 eFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% l+ ]! O2 t% G* G4 R1 b9 \6 {6 b
       
3 z" |5 ]3 `( H& w' K  h; M8 p7 Y  ^TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.* I$ j3 q4 f1 `" q( a
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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! Q- @# s9 T( i- L( h: Y& VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。+ l2 r. S1 X; x2 {; [
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ q* C1 C2 g9 X. {You are welcome.
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