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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 l8 Z$ X+ R1 i( O% u& H6 uHere are some examples:   ; s# t$ r8 \1 Y: W4 b3 X$ O8 l
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ k  Q$ a) }" N1 kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* Q* E* W0 {: gThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.5 }* Z6 H8 d3 G% F
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated9 e2 F6 \: \3 i
       
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" U" z& D( E+ L9 jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% k: p' ~5 p: Z$ S* H
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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2 t, Z8 e! m- Q; C6 M. GEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。9 p0 a: ^1 r9 s; c" R
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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