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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 e7 J. h3 W9 s7 }6 zHere are some examples:   4 e, F' f8 E. B4 ?) {3 _' v
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* e/ v4 I  V2 q# C8 _- F* q5 s
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) w# Q/ M, V: v. r0 p

' u0 I+ ?" r  r# q, TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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$ z% m/ X0 Y! G+ b0 d$ r- k; UHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 F* L. i$ ^, ?& J) y
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' a7 e6 k; `2 i/ l4 Z
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/ k2 @/ V5 ?# I9 r$ m) K2 ^+ rFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 ^4 i" X: X5 a, \0 n) R( s' v
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% n; C- B$ E# M0 }+ q4 J
       
& q7 ~" b  S) E- W& GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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