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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' Q+ z5 N$ n+ z
Here are some examples:
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. g- z$ f f0 Q3 _FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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% P1 G) E9 a) I" F6 Y* tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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$ x( r% c7 g9 kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.( E3 Z( h$ m l' l
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3 c) N' u1 V: O2 ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.0 U4 l+ ]# H9 y) p! c3 t0 C
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 b' i# R8 c" T( Q- i8 `
( ?/ g u9 }- C2 TTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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