Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
) A3 R+ N; i; c( K% a; S; l0 _% ?Here are some examples:   
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7 S5 X1 |1 [2 h, j; |: qFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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( n4 c7 A0 h$ O+ \5 zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

& d8 P- l+ w! m" c% J! i' HThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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! F/ d+ B( Y% l6 Y' NHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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3 q+ t! _( [3 N! @9 B6 GSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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2 N2 g9 N. J* hTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 Z* l1 c# G) J5 ]0 F雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% Z' m# Y1 t* K& K: IYou are welcome.