Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( Q* ^& L# D1 g  j! S$ IHere are some examples:   
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7 ~1 G9 P5 F' YFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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" C. F7 G% ]4 SPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ L4 y% @8 ^+ F9 g4 @' E0 A5 A* s$ YThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 L- A. F: z( ?, g( N7 fSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; C! A2 m* J) @+ I8 i: p8 G% v6 ZYou are welcome.