Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 |) Q% I; g$ ~0 ?/ ^7 r5 z: |5 EHere are some examples:   

: {9 m, i% Q/ N/ r, ~- FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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8 q2 D( X& W; K" G3 X3 n7 z3 \They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
2 U9 o9 |: p! J0 U" L+ H/ ^* z' aTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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6 Q  y& O7 V9 m0 t* R- [) m3 ~Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
9 |- a  s$ t4 ~- n, l5 ~2 K( }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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$ C- I' \* O4 Q! V2 DHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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! z) n2 f2 W. V9 r, STHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 ~) U/ X! f7 S0 X3 s雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.