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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." z! a# v7 r3 R
       
! E: G0 w9 n7 ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.  K" f! ?2 \/ q5 J
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 X  m: X4 M  h$ ?: y: }$ r
       
9 w6 q# g* v- r4 ]! P& \TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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* }4 W) m) e1 F! k( g, K  h  cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.3 K9 @% V! V! H& J
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.., e% D& h% l7 p
       
+ a% Q0 z  u( G' xTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- G  v9 B: L( {' D" H2 p. N" YEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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+ Q8 @% }0 |4 g+ h* S( XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。' G$ e* n! {+ \
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ h% Q* j* G! ?You are welcome.
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