Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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8 ?+ ]8 L3 Z) F; ~FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- `) U! d. A/ M3 |: b# G. D+ [$ rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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" O; b1 i4 t. ^& E7 FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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/ U) X' [. |) @2 G4 b+ `3 _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
/ }: s1 s0 d- }+ L7 G8 v" f7 ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ @% w( y! R" ?7 v, e* i/ c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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