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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 T& ]. {9 t- q4 V/ p
Here are some examples: r9 {6 p0 { J6 H
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.3 P( P5 r7 g3 \/ Q( q1 |
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& U' W) }- v7 h6 K. I* o0 {* F7 @
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* y f9 {( z0 L8 T5 I" UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ k- T: ~# {& ]. b
* M0 K% ?! {7 o& E+ d5 m yTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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