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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ H1 u/ n: ~9 E/ P' |8 }
Here are some examples:   
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) V/ l2 \" o4 ~" DFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 {5 O. r+ i: [! w
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.; K% l: V) ~; L/ R
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; W/ i6 k0 J4 u3 U$ T# g- b2 @' O
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; R3 {$ c# a6 ]! K+ M/ ~SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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0 w. L6 x: ?/ WFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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1 R+ w; A" f( m0 XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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# X" a8 H9 @$ DEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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' O" V4 Q; \( s$ t% J5 ~5 a4 O. v# V% FHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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6 h4 ?2 H' \4 w+ L( t( JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。* a; f% s0 ^' H5 t. R9 [
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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