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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. , I! E# h1 A& G E/ M
Here are some examples: ' S7 {' U- K9 f
8 V+ c2 y, q, q# XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., A4 L! {" E/ p
6 {/ y$ y! K0 Q9 m; ], ~4 LPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 D( t3 [% G( _( H0 c
. m0 H$ ~3 k! k" lThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' _' m1 m* n, J. CHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. h1 z. I% a& x+ p6 J
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4 {( Q" _5 n! g3 ]5 FFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, f1 n7 j# R! w0 V3 z2 j2 a) c6 ^TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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& q1 x6 V3 ]* l. {1 u- fHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( c* t3 X: N/ S, W6 y4 |3 d
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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