Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 ~9 C/ j$ I4 {* t* YHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
9 S- W9 P* K) P% m, nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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4 m, M) ?9 x$ N3 [2 F. {5 vThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! V% f: V: c; K! h3 M# R" \/ ^TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
- G4 A& W2 @4 m: @& o+ pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ q, P2 \3 H: @. \2 d2 BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
8 x7 @, A- V4 P% t) ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.