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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' k5 Q7 W, U$ C0 p+ \Here are some examples:   * C- p; H0 c; R8 U

2 c: R: Y! W; @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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% Y5 _7 [: V9 x3 I# N/ }PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.1 N: B2 K& P4 x+ q2 m
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 q" ^6 p$ f2 ?
       
4 j2 V1 ~  P/ ]% M) Q% `, OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' b  e, P  T6 I. }  K, ~5 g( A
       
4 y3 X0 L- i' Q& O8 e3 m4 z. @HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..  f. B. u2 g6 H" e
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) q0 l2 X( t6 eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# A( C' _% P) M  d" uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. A6 b6 Z/ b. j- ?$ w. @
       
/ r; y# R* \5 |$ NTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。2 x  g. B0 Z+ {+ t7 i. f& W/ L( W
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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