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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( c! }& D, E8 O3 h# i6 L) _
Here are some examples:   
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  [! q4 n) y3 V( U, `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.6 H2 C9 l, N9 V0 ?/ B/ [
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) R- t3 t0 _2 W; H+ E
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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  x5 B, K2 A; n8 mHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. \& E. T. |0 q. l4 W
       
& B9 ^6 b2 T4 BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.# x6 B" b$ a1 X* B( n) ]9 x. N
       
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  v5 Q% v7 H, P5 DFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people./ L3 |8 g: i) V+ B, I! r( p6 o
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 ~* k" {0 W( w$ f& p
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; z. L8 P* Z! q# r, h
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
鲜花(163) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。* @7 k% ~+ k# l6 S, e! I
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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