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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 A/ i) X# n% yHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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# I$ ], r& u6 ^4 x! ~/ ~4 RPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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# v# B8 v7 C1 q, KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 O3 E1 x5 G8 S) g6 _; E5 `
       
8 v1 T+ z2 j# g; T8 h% p& OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.! j7 ^* c8 S' F
       
. r4 K6 P# P9 [. sSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.# D* x- y5 u" c4 o$ u! v, e
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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8 l1 X& d$ I# UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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