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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- C8 ~- i$ r J% q! QHere are some examples:
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' ]$ T2 g1 m' eFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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: \5 h) L2 ]: NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.2 j8 H2 d( a1 O) a7 t' d
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons., s! h$ E8 [+ P' s7 h2 X" a
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- L' R: Q1 \; E: x! h: J& ~
/ j( q" ^/ n1 R; T. LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.0 \ d( ^7 ]" g, Q& x" O) X
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. i% I \4 i( {, ^
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) v r; r9 z: T9 Q; [4 }# F: MFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: n7 @( x6 j3 h4 m$ N& f. TTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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, L8 g9 F U- I4 A- ^0 Z5 sHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ D2 ^7 L) p/ h; u9 f# N! U
: t6 q/ p _& n9 RTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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