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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 s: P3 B. V! h0 D' vHere are some examples:   # |% a5 C6 I' }+ M7 F! f6 x$ O8 m

+ m/ }5 X0 G5 z; k- _" Q/ EFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 G, R) u. Y; U
       
+ y# v2 p3 B! |( |& i/ k. aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& r# Z" c  s" `; c1 C
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 G+ e3 c$ D6 `6 J  B* e* }
       
- q) e% M$ |- e7 I" c2 yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated3 w; J# N9 f- V4 p) s8 i* r
       
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water." s% A0 C) l% t  c
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* Q2 Z( y' E9 V0 ^# GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., N* ^  v3 A8 \3 S
       
* U6 W/ x, Y$ x; WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom./ B$ F9 s& n# ?2 n$ `
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& G# s6 ~2 ]  f% Y- ^8 y
       
$ c8 v0 F/ j: u6 l$ |: OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。5 L0 y; S& H/ ^/ s9 e
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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