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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 s1 H. _, i& u" L1 gHere are some examples:   
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; Y. a( Z* C  G' l  zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.. d* r5 i; T" O, i' J9 R" h
       
$ o/ z1 h/ O; MPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 v/ A  S! a, Y
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 K2 p3 c" |) b, d
       
& K1 U" e' ]# Z" O  V5 C" RHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.& l  q* |( k0 U% N- f: H; t
       
& Q& [, t, R3 s$ m+ Z4 ISPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& r/ i  ~/ S7 L; ^
       
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0 r6 y2 B% k% V% _$ uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..; Z( v9 O8 j* d+ B* N% |
       
  \9 p6 L: u% [' i$ ^' ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.  V' ]8 q- c4 o: F
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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( w: y$ V9 r5 |* W, P& i4 c8 JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 D- l: L( b" G3 M0 z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) E8 h/ h" x& u% n+ v. W: zYou are welcome.
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