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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& J o, `2 v I+ ^2 LHere are some examples: 5 p; L( P( F' Z# R
4 v1 y: o8 N6 y5 WFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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; h: F, T3 u) V& T6 _PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again." t* D q. Y9 T5 e( ^* _7 [. G
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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9 w7 {9 l4 j7 T- V7 LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 d) ?3 B. C0 r% B1 aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ h$ u0 [; i* v9 U* H& w( O
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' v. }; b; K+ dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..9 p" y/ k4 g# [
# w0 q/ A) W" p4 Y* x+ QTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., N7 K9 ~/ c( Y" a' N& K
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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3 e, V3 p6 n, G0 W! P% \" \4 Q( xHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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