Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( p, S$ C. `6 a# {, y0 E4 lHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; \8 N4 C# ]% y9 I; \7 _TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& C! y) s- x. I. NHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* c  Z: O0 I4 f; p5 f& `# YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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/ k1 J0 d2 `3 j* uWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ t# f- @5 W- h# Y& w, g2 hTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ E6 X; r3 M- z' y# rEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
$ Y0 s$ W" K- i$ N) T4 SHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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( K1 J: O  x# sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ x  N* c3 i; ]* y2 sYou are welcome.