Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
$ T* q2 O; l. D; Y$ P1 v, z4 KPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 E% |* ]9 I/ R7 U3 J4 A9 j; KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; B" Z+ L; O  h2 m; f8 d! b& J! HHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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. F, h+ y4 |1 O+ Q4 UEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
0 J5 H; j6 \2 OHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
1 E7 ~# m9 O4 M2 W) T7 W9 fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! l$ h! @7 [$ SYou are welcome.