Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
! N$ S8 R& F" }) l       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
, G5 P. ^* e) j* E4 b9 e       
, b# g* @8 m! A. C" }" E0 rTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
' _8 G: M9 k! ]# A) x       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
# I0 S- w1 M. E- {* q+ E, ^% z1 v0 ~SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
$ k# {# H0 z) ^0 hWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
3 q' H. k% ^; u       
% e5 J3 x- h* W, D5 z& ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
' U0 @: x+ S; g  [       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
2 u: H4 y0 S8 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 ^& b& ~' d3 Y4 M. F7 ^You are welcome.