Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& E9 o5 H: j& f7 M: y6 B) ?7 CHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
0 y: w, R/ s; y8 O4 O% nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 O4 R3 t' @" [, m- n% S7 ]They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
+ x. r7 V, g; y- H# T9 o% vTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
" w9 k0 R, G7 [' tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 I9 J3 N1 e! a$ A" K* DHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 k  K2 Z/ P% }7 |8 E0 K! v雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.