Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 X' }& v6 b* r) k5 j+ J7 rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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; g8 O# N) y) |7 I* BThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, o) _3 l9 _$ N* K8 \9 F( gTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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) w) N( U+ H& Q9 t$ QHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
; c2 W0 ~& u3 r! \SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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3 X! g' L. @- Z% \! Q4 {4 gFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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! G- a0 h" R% J3 P( X: Q+ _TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 j0 d: D$ s; l# ?- cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
$ a% Q9 o. `# v0 RHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ L5 _) s) ]6 J# T7 @雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

1 G  d! l% o( C8 j6 KYou are welcome.