Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
2 E% M# l8 m+ n. }Here are some examples:   

3 q$ ^" f4 G* X0 F( ~6 y: p1 LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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  K9 E0 k. V  S/ ]3 OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* @- k+ b' w# y& TFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
+ _. X5 }9 N8 ]5 L) cTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
, T" [+ ^4 y) n3 C" sHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 [2 m  G$ B  H4 m, p: i  y5 c雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 K% M  Z1 i& J+ j1 A8 c2 j' j# wYou are welcome.