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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 8 _7 x, R# c5 C: h0 [% f
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0 \ O+ E8 V; t3 iFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.6 Y/ g, B' w8 @$ m! I
3 J: d3 y, E% [PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 p+ d$ f0 \7 I3 K$ n i2 [
3 ?) N9 j+ ?- EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 j3 ~0 _! O* OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; n, s$ g" T* I3 Q( U
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`% p6 A* l$ O/ iFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ u! {7 A* T. I2 \TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. y* {& {5 e S& T6 y5 ~" ^3 {3 Z
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) b" f+ Z- Z- ~. hHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; C- T- g0 v% K( M8 @+ A2 X
; {; U8 H! k2 s7 J( J( ]0 tTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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