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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) r9 F9 }0 L& @/ H8 _9 k7 G' f4 a
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 R7 f$ g3 P% [+ F
6 V, r! A1 m, I% E+ fPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.. O8 l0 v' _1 v; ^0 [1 n+ l
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated2 q4 w( e9 R' i( b) ]
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water." A; v. p5 }7 C
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8 s0 ^' U4 a) ?# TFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# ?! J$ Y; c$ D4 r
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. u$ w* [3 r% k6 Y7 }" A
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* ?$ q4 U& ]( ?& sHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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9 m* p1 ^: B/ z* q+ D& ZTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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