Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% t2 O( h2 Y1 a# o7 c  B8 e; v/ kHere are some examples:   

: k& h. }$ g) A% ~) O# a& tFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
' o/ U+ S. ~* L0 K; YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ t- q4 m5 t- M# ~- d3 fThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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& B1 ^) d5 p; t$ DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! I2 V4 F9 ^8 zSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
$ z  g" y; c: |# d2 UTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 f) @0 ~. _, w; tYou are welcome.