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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 I* A9 {0 D# S0 N3 JHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 g# s- |. s7 b' K* Q
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.; Q7 J: u m) s: H
" u# v9 w, ^8 W9 T$ t( U( LThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.: ~+ Y4 I" R! L( @9 ~
( G& ]+ Z4 l) i& n0 pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; n+ _* a2 ~( ~1 h2 I/ G8 ^
+ a' h. q6 |& G% a2 d6 {HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.! d( c8 O& v# C5 K. ~$ w
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 i2 L7 F, Z7 H, `* w7 G1 N0 V3 l
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 ?4 o" f; x$ v! J9 O5 C/ A
) n- W K9 y- ?& `5 v H0 yTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 L' ]* \/ _6 d) M
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.0 S6 \% w, ]' C3 N
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& Q8 E2 T5 t; p8 G2 f) B
- |+ x+ g _& s9 ZTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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