Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 Z) K3 m, }# [+ qHere are some examples:   
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" f' f# L6 S+ P5 L9 i3 UFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
  M: H* R' _6 \' u, B3 y' wPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
6 r2 w8 o9 s3 ^+ L2 d0 t5 {! fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
/ P+ z% z9 C% lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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4 Y6 p9 o# E7 {7 j7 Z4 K4 I+ q2 VSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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. B" o$ r/ R/ ~( d  X+ m3 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
# ]6 E) x: W4 Q/ M/ Q. LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
* W' l' V/ D" U+ rTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.