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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! y$ s& k$ G9 k! R3 `
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 P$ u. d$ o. x. l
       
# Q8 {, U2 L1 t, Q. }PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 H1 u% X3 A8 {& R/ o
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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7 ]+ u2 f) B% ]7 @- v6 w: MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.: J/ Y& O7 V( g+ K8 ~; e, j$ B
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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5 s5 ~& \! O% P- U- \/ u6 l3 _TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.  a7 Y% W# g7 W: b) x
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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' Q$ N) {( l6 l* `) Q" S% q* VTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' v) m& e. i* u$ x1 W2 k2 C  S雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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