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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & h' r( y! f0 \9 T, ?: _
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.$ ~; d' t5 Y# D3 h% q; X; X  J, M- e  l
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.( U. v; Y% h# p9 I  x; |/ c
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.9 ^" z5 A: F$ W' s
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.0 T3 D' X0 P: `
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。% P/ t* N& k2 I! ~: T
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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