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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.* ^) W- o+ z! {* R; f. M+ E3 E% A
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' {/ ~! G' p( C8 d! @
       
0 X* U: q/ T1 Z) @TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! i& |5 q/ v9 N; ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.., w) B/ @/ @& M( t6 c6 I8 D
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! a; [4 l% m4 {/ r1 T
       
: F1 w$ }- w1 yEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom." Z5 j+ W* t* F5 y
       
/ g$ [# m7 A) M6 ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& ?9 l' Y" l8 \+ L& P+ a
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。6 i7 W% T9 w' h/ d* X
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) g! l+ x4 ~2 E. o0 IYou are welcome.
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