Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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( N9 k2 i% D- BFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

2 D/ V$ {9 x# L! u- H5 wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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! O1 l- E  \& x9 N* h/ H5 QFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: }9 W4 Q, C! u5 |! b+ ?2 ITRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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( ~( u6 Z1 j. F7 W% `' Z9 w  v& XYou are welcome.