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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 1 \5 T4 {7 d% i( {/ g0 o- x* Z0 V# U" D
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1 A# e' H- S1 V4 @- n) ~( [: ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.( h+ y/ L& A# f6 S0 w2 j0 D- K! F% q
       
+ o+ f7 J  V; \1 ~5 E! y" t6 nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated8 e+ K; B* j: c# v( L' I
       
) q7 u5 O9 H8 S! q& H- u" {/ u0 SHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, E4 i  F8 |) h/ yFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) U  Z2 c' t: pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  O- v' ?3 U0 R# m( c1 Y- L3 `$ fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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' {1 x, k. f4 @8 x  M* pHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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" r3 j* g: H/ S9 f) @+ fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。" r% `' d; K" \! Q9 x5 c! i" B8 R
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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