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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.$ j) f) |; [: u
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 |9 O$ n2 s4 u* T; ]5 r
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ R$ ^0 c0 D0 ~- sTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated w/ v* x+ q" N* Q1 C2 P
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., e& N) _. X- V6 `/ g
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..3 p% Q( [- b5 }& X4 v$ z# k' ^
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.' W# K+ j! P' y
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.6 l0 @ W$ J4 ?' N% i
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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