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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' X7 V$ Y/ [1 i8 i3 s4 D/ N
Here are some examples: $ U' J# B9 ?: F* F" J! V, ]" }
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.- n7 \8 y$ r4 T5 N% W
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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a$ R+ ~, ^* z2 C/ nTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' P& M/ d* S+ V/ R, X( F# lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.( i6 ~, j1 O5 }# d" Z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% \. h2 j6 e8 ^: [, u9 f
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) W$ j7 |: S: U% u* W& {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.: A" b$ l2 v3 K3 z. f9 e: Y, x* v5 _
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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