Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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2 h0 m) @0 b5 ]2 _/ ?3 sFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
$ S1 A" v: q3 u4 x* qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- I! l( J' o8 t4 |8 ]  _, n( _TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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$ q: t+ S5 Y( g; pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
% X1 s, a; D( R8 T- kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
- K% i' ]. I3 Q- kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
8 p$ I$ g  C) y, e1 o6 G9 OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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6 n+ u9 r) c0 \7 FHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.