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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 9 [! w! J& Y5 {$ W; b
Here are some examples: + @! A( r$ l5 f y
/ b9 g) L% N4 ]( L4 _- LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.. ]0 y$ D; e) T R) G
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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: n4 {; i) |* j$ c* C$ BTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& g' V. [0 m# f+ r1 g/ V4 lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 m% l6 `3 l1 w7 t
, C8 G& E2 C% c1 o5 C: MSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. p4 c2 \$ y# P5 `
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' e* x3 v! ~, |6 M# jFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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6 S R) a6 A- d7 l( `1 ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 w* W& h+ b& [- t& k
3 | r, q; C3 y8 WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 H( k9 k* R+ ~% Y8 S
/ x" F& E' y( j7 L" s" WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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