Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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# o" V" x" h3 OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
. P7 T& b9 k8 Q. t3 {1 u/ ?PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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' h. [' t1 b6 R1 h/ X6 TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- B4 _: P0 J7 j) xTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
4 U- k; B' _; [: {( R' H, uSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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4 m% B8 w, W7 g. ?! M8 Q1 @1 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
7 C/ C  X7 {. d, ?) c8 [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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, ~: j, I- q: {" OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* I+ E5 S% Q# }4 n3 S5 |3 A' f, oYou are welcome.