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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 y: P$ v9 t6 a, ]
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' t& h ?6 |, F
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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0 ~$ g& f# c N$ R, tThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.6 T( q) y7 D& x" X
6 `+ V8 [! a1 S' s" @- ]% @1 ], WTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 I' ]- f) d& h& c7 b+ r) \6 N0 n8 }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.9 L+ t2 n) S5 _
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% b1 J( {2 }1 G+ v& {! {" J7 N4 Y
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.% p) m/ r+ V0 M, V. h2 `# Z
& D0 z; \& @" ZTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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