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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( Y- T6 W+ E' s, `2 kHere are some examples:
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; r: f" x) a$ _0 OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." _* Q" _# f- ]$ X0 L. G
( k, b: Q; E. [1 P0 o1 tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% g |; t; V0 g% e0 X
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* z0 k# N' v+ ?. ~! H2 }
# {& R6 y' M1 S& N4 Y; hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.* m, O5 y Z& E5 }" y2 ]
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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- F' e8 E( s3 l( |1 \0 SFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: _9 ^/ l5 n/ LTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.1 r5 Z7 d5 p. ^, P. \+ k+ }1 F
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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4 A) J9 s t: I! d7 I# vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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, ^+ `- L" D! m0 `8 ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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