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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.5 ]' T3 C( ~3 i4 H$ R& ~! _
5 t# Y7 J( n7 ?2 tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.1 h1 F4 k" M# b9 e G! Q; R: j
. v8 K1 ?) T a( Y4 ]! [They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 [3 \: u$ p9 F1 t
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ s/ \9 n: _. V: ?& a; G
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 C, B1 Y2 t7 L9 V
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ q- x0 O9 e- Z# V" e
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% F! F5 u# T, h7 s4 BTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.0 G! J% B K6 K
2 F- F" C* o: ~0 @3 bEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& c* J K0 x9 m4 }
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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