Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 ^, a' M% o9 k4 k. d4 kHere are some examples:   
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6 ?+ m; d/ |, q# Y7 A* WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

, W1 d4 e4 V" _They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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$ P1 ^+ I+ h! j) A( ?SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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; Z& g* r8 t  q. }7 D3 D. zFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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7 V. T3 I! h' _, l1 `TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 R' ^* U+ e: G( b" fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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' {" f# G3 T& w8 i3 \# ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* N/ L! |" M, S雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 l2 S: X% I5 p" r" k: C! @  ]You are welcome.