Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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, P0 a; I" [( P3 \+ g; \- sFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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! X6 A: ^7 z* ?( @PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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' o5 I* s' ^5 N$ pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
) |% e7 a8 j1 [8 M$ _HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
; q8 Z( I! ^' a, P, g! LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, V8 N/ X, V0 p; [7 Z* pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 O* k0 r& ]  o5 {9 jEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
; @8 s! t5 j  ?, q/ `, EHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
9 j1 ]: v/ U5 s$ f* j/ pTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& d  x, _' _! o+ U. ?9 C雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.