Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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0 E1 \" S" ^( C( O) i& a$ IFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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* j. x& E" q5 F3 A1 v0 j' m) YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

( R! o9 n; g, KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
8 d, f% w6 E$ c/ H' \1 ~4 @TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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1 k  h5 }  b3 N! k# R3 j' MSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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6 q0 ?9 x9 |7 Z! p0 {% m: NFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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  f$ |  g' a  I0 T/ J1 ?5 q7 K; n1 wTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
3 B* G% L! B( S2 cHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
' _; l8 h5 Q0 e' u1 O5 W) YTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 c* O. e9 ^/ }4 G) K雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.