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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. . J# [ H6 N5 G- ]5 {
Here are some examples: # Y7 z9 V& B# P( h; X7 N& g! M
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* @( n+ u* K$ t" ~/ K
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& y/ V1 a/ v h$ \. ~0 f$ @! {
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 t* j3 j4 P8 k- u) x. F
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 z: h5 v; e7 UHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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9 _2 y' A) X6 y5 bTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 v! S2 u7 F' M! a) b% ~2 w
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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: C, {5 \. h* z! ~- ]7 M, eHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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