Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& Z0 Z: O/ c) s' H4 dHere are some examples:   

4 O/ R! \* @' l, ~& XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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$ s7 B& ?$ l$ N; \& K  Z) e6 `PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

6 |' u- C: y, R9 J* [0 k1 ~3 d+ ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
& ?* E5 K. y  `- e: y) LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. x" N& H/ u0 ^2 h) D' y$ LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
0 {/ Z/ \( I& A+ o. OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ v6 e. b# L! O9 g: TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.