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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 2 {  g6 R* j6 Y' H, F* F
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& \0 V" q' J4 X7 j% tFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 O+ R. X& F8 a  T5 I) c' T
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.0 m# v0 F+ B9 k* a# M7 ^- E& O# G
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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0 y7 l7 a6 J4 M/ g% U4 }1 ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' Y& q, T; U" I. q
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ P  D9 T5 v$ f" `& Y0 X0 V
       
" t- u$ ?0 Z+ \. {* kTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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2 F. s2 ^/ e) T' }- B& D* x$ Z" uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.' b( O4 E. j3 ]( v
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 K8 m% l4 \4 C/ Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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