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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 p6 j& \- N! e, t7 k
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 R) y1 P; n8 K# XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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# [2 ?5 P! Z6 J* h2 aFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& K O: D, O& _7 }1 ^- N9 h
1 `) B" K* B3 uTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 x0 e# ~# |$ @3 y1 R% Q& x8 A& v5 ?
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& c7 C9 h- `; k1 f! r$ y9 d& [) d( B
* r5 ?/ w5 y* O, F" dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.# ?9 {- k5 q) ?" R4 C; O
0 N$ d' h4 e$ @6 Z$ S0 dTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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