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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, \1 A I' S/ \% v2 |# S$ |Here are some examples: 8 a- o1 O$ n0 p3 I
3 r8 C, U. Z6 G1 q) h, z: u2 ~/ nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ {% `$ J) M2 \. [; v
/ ]) p' f4 s* ^2 S! \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again./ W: s6 p. q. f7 ?4 ?5 v l
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' q2 |& Y; l2 e+ K ^( o
u. T/ E7 I. R1 |TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' f' i2 c% D8 S# ?% BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ p5 ?, n) w; X$ v+ u# e
+ B Y. B h/ T: q* VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ G5 @& [! h; k) D+ h! P( P7 s
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.6 j9 ^3 {- Q! d& D
# ^* \4 s% O3 K9 i0 c1 bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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