Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
5 m4 S* `& ?+ h, L2 a7 h& SPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

9 `) c1 P& \" ?They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
9 u3 l& o& k6 P6 T" N. S& lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
( O7 q6 Q5 L# @1 i( j$ Q. L/ PTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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! J: i$ O0 t7 ?9 `( O8 qEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
  N$ r3 _, U* }' k9 `3 iHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
" U4 J8 H' _1 b: l3 ?8 pTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
9 \3 ~4 E& ~$ R$ u雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; \4 l) \. p9 k4 I; AYou are welcome.