Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 _# k" T7 H. ?Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
8 B, m4 E+ {. b+ h; |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
* J" a$ w3 ]' F* @; _" b! K
; Q5 _& t6 I! b- Q) p2 NThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
" b- \( W: B8 u4 M( J  N: i* v. d       
+ J- ]7 a5 I# x$ j0 W+ \TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
/ ^* U% p8 D% D5 T  |5 Y       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
3 v6 y2 o2 T5 y1 R0 @6 Z       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
- H4 @, B8 l& `" F       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ L5 k& d3 K' y0 S0 A, s! K* pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
- ]; m/ D2 M/ {/ X, W% @) vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 ]6 X9 M- E$ z! L2 {2 q9 i5 U雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" }$ M- u% R# HYou are welcome.