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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. - E+ j% y4 F4 z# R& f/ w0 y: i
Here are some examples:   
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6 F) G+ H* ?2 x0 Y; H! kFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, Y8 k" n  j  M4 j- n, {2 |+ p) WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* o7 K9 d: Y7 \# c/ D& Q
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% M/ ]. H+ l% ^
       
' v( S+ |  x( k; }6 ?HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.- y$ ?' Z! s& ~
       
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' d- r5 K/ K4 IFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- G8 l. Q) A, E+ PTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- g6 S4 H; Y  t4 m+ @6 E" I3 C' }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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% N4 \$ p; I$ a* v' OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。% L# ~. b! e2 G1 U8 X3 w
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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