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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 O" ]. j* P$ x( | Y/ t( q% @Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ y, b# u: |; K3 oPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) s+ n9 a* `! b8 w
) h) L0 x4 y8 t+ l& ]3 k! ^" P" iSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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6 ^+ I' ]3 ]* u5 T: w1 e8 I7 HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% |. Z0 F6 z: U8 @; F
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ h% ~$ q: T& |0 ]/ e
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. ~. N( `' L( t
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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