Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ c) w& n2 q& D1 d* q: H0 |" DHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

& A2 G9 J: E# D1 d; _0 kThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
' K+ d0 B& _4 Q! K( wTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
" @+ |, X' z7 I: M# Z+ ?% mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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7 U$ \: S" w: H% A3 GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 r" Z! X4 A: l$ p# ~雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 m/ ^! k! X* x1 u& XYou are welcome.