Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
  [6 W" y4 G! Z; o- sHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 d, H! E/ Y2 ePHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
  h3 C  N* N6 C* kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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! [0 o) \6 N0 C8 x7 p. S+ dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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+ T) B$ z+ {# p- H2 K7 XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
+ z1 N4 ~" }' [- U* H) V4 gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
9 B: d7 t- Z: `9 ~2 {; j5 j雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! K: H1 l; O- N# FYou are welcome.