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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
8 y8 E- W0 [4 L5 ~9 tHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) X0 g* m. Y" a4 m/ S3 O7 vThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 h; `6 P% b& M- }$ T0 l
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.8 V0 ?3 E C8 P, b0 j
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( k+ D) V$ Z( E7 w9 G6 ]/ ~" }8 FFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# x% B# T1 `' F
4 j- S' c* m( h# |9 j- g7 VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.; E# L6 |8 @$ w; p
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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