Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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' `: _$ O! @1 j! r# AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

" ?! p! q; Z& aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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! g/ w) P4 F* k3 BTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
0 R. z- `* Z& X+ [* YEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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; g/ z4 p/ a5 F' W  _5 lTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 j( A' c7 H, `: N2 ]2 W* y) K8 r雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

. x) _" x0 t  E& H2 g- jYou are welcome.