Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! l8 p) u& z# e# b: u; I% EHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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' J, R/ ~# n6 S- X+ l0 kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

$ v% V9 b. ^: O* m4 ~% TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 |, e5 x: w) ~/ d* _, M) M1 i, qTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
4 r" O- s8 b  a0 S# vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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0 g& Q$ _' K6 e. Y9 w1 \3 OFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* k9 U* e! l! n$ T3 wEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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7 Q0 |7 j" r) LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
" l/ i- l8 k/ C% `9 P; ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 m8 j1 l8 z/ p* v6 GYou are welcome.