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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.- ]: x# i7 S7 P& N: _+ _- Y, l, a
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 r, u5 j, C% W# u
, v3 n$ ^8 L9 B5 pThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.- U6 B3 t: }0 A+ ^! g" X' g
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated3 ^2 k5 h' Z* H
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. T1 r' F8 [ w5 dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... c. p% c6 ?% m
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.0 h. p0 Y v5 R/ m; Z% t
8 x( I1 y3 \2 ^EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: s2 F; E* D1 w) s) A! S
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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' E6 w, {* b' S" y% f& BTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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