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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! a# q4 ~8 L& a( A9 i$ r2 ~
Here are some examples:   
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3 M+ x- f2 H) B5 o  [+ jFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.: C7 c) H. ]3 @( ]' d& }
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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4 m4 W- V3 B* M) v4 a) Y$ W) I* ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% Z* i% L2 Y+ R# P
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated5 C$ `3 u1 I8 T2 E: b: a8 U' D
       
' i- d+ ~2 w% T# h' x6 R8 rHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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. ^7 C4 |' S* m1 jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 @6 Y: M4 e9 J1 S4 z: ~  \- M
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* t9 Z. m! E9 t+ W( [5 N$ U! y; ~# aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 s6 h6 g3 i. I9 Z* P  f
       
  \- b3 L/ @" CEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ d/ W( N2 O/ q$ ^9 C
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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0 @7 @; Z* F7 n! }% m% U$ tTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 M0 S: n$ u1 S% B( r, f雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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