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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 0 c1 d* N5 `, Q9 r5 a
Here are some examples:
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: z- `2 e: A' s. NFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated A+ m8 s2 y4 I- D
1 J, D3 H1 o: |. S# |$ y; UHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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' L e& W, T0 g- W' {7 K7 |% H3 E nSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 Y- r7 [6 K: K& l* {1 \& \& N
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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2 H4 o& I! o5 m |5 vTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.0 R, G( U2 x! k: V) Q
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 d9 u( n0 v x5 p: f
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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