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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 e1 c# a# B4 B' R# ]: @" @1 hHere are some examples:   
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" \* M+ `; W, A2 |' b1 ~$ I3 _FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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; Z. Q2 c0 v8 F! Z2 VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.2 ~" D4 w: _/ J& A- L3 D

3 M8 U: ~2 c2 D$ dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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( V" ?( T* c4 D4 Q- NTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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8 e, [' w  \$ S( p$ W/ U6 ^0 nHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: q& c- S+ [9 p1 n" c. j3 W
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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5 m, G+ i6 W1 u1 G* A3 M1 wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." b6 O9 g! n+ H" R0 n( K5 P
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.1 {2 _) U# X6 Y
       
, E) _% k! I3 v4 tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; r0 `% Q* I2 G2 P8 D
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。+ K6 ~, x9 _9 b; J
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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