Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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; X; b4 V' U# OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, V& m2 s# |; I$ d% ETIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
9 Q0 H4 E. ]# _7 n. wHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
  o0 x/ e8 J& n, w7 H, QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  N/ _9 `" `' P' X. e( f9 z* GEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ S, X3 N5 O  J1 k) T) U" D7 {THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: E2 C' m0 U7 m& Z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.