Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
: M& J6 Z3 r4 L6 u! ?  m. SHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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; V8 r" h, z/ u1 P8 b5 JPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
0 B1 }  z3 T- v0 u5 hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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1 O- T7 ]7 E* C5 Q4 @Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
5 K4 `# R& L" l1 q) sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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4 @. I5 p" Q1 A, K; ]1 g1 X9 g6 n# kEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 e9 J7 r. [4 r# Z1 L9 U" ]. lYou are welcome.