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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ x. m7 w9 Z9 n# a: CHere are some examples:
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7 x* }2 M9 B, i( c SFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. h: F8 M2 y$ |; S$ K) l0 o
, D& d( ?9 R7 f# cPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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% M$ G% [" m6 x* bTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated( }4 z( o; `1 ^- d2 s$ Z! j
e0 l: J0 _$ W. k. k: T! MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.9 l6 g0 u X+ T! P/ M' b+ G& I2 a
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' H; D6 h3 R5 f7 d
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 y$ b( J" x: l$ S
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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