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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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m' h" V O7 {6 vFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.- }: h% l! w8 Z5 B8 z; q
7 P1 I" z2 S' r' N* KPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 r5 E C) l+ L+ o
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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" Z- j7 o& L( J, O) iTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated1 [ |8 |) y/ G. y1 Y
" Q. g/ G7 n# ~+ k8 O1 X# SHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) A+ a6 }( S. ^3 B R7 O
3 Q% m/ Y7 N; cSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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$ F& N5 v( v3 O# C% [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' X: j D& j, j) W' v: h$ V
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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