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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& E9 o5 H: j& f7 M: y6 B) ?7 CHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 U# x( I2 f9 P. ?4 a$ [! E
0 y: w, R/ s; y8 O4 O% nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 O4 R3 t' @" [, m- n% S7 ]They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* h/ X# Q+ H4 c
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.+ y; c/ W. S* {' H; L6 s9 I5 z+ m
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..! l& B1 j' |. w1 P
+ x. r7 V, g; y- H# T9 o% vTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.3 \# E$ Q8 ?" y
" w9 k0 R, G7 [' tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom." C: ^4 z2 b2 K
6 I9 J3 N1 e! a$ A" K* DHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; X' _7 D' P& O) M3 B$ C. E
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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