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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.8 i& b. P) H' T1 }$ W

0 ~) ^) E# g' V/ g/ ~0 q+ S$ KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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0 a' m/ n8 S. k6 |# X. CTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.& n, Z% a$ f/ _
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.; }: q' j( J. }3 r% K$ U' M
       
* `5 t, {$ M4 o4 ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.. o9 F3 v; U2 s* E: f% j
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." Y) c$ {" b: }; N0 B% X" e
       
/ H% [% w9 i$ [# BTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。* c& d5 ?( e$ P# z8 A9 K% X
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% y" [# _7 X# A2 ?. AYou are welcome.
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