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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   m7 e) k" v# f' u& Y
Here are some examples:   
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% p3 ^0 M; z6 LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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! O3 O' i* |3 rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.3 G0 B9 w% G- W1 d$ I

) U- P! A- s6 n- ^They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 Z1 @& g, X9 |9 v3 c0 A% lTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated8 K2 R$ N' j/ g/ E9 M
       
( w  [$ @7 A7 _5 FHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- h' c$ p& H1 t  a: MSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% _7 ]* h7 P" O7 E6 b+ U% z
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$ y7 x' L: H3 i% v* BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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; [! S( ?4 z' B3 ?- vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 s$ F& q0 T, o, p6 C9 W( d( S4 PHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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: h0 \; g! Y' i* RTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 C6 S" S4 m) [7 Q% \; k雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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