Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
) Y& ~7 A- Q1 y% PHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" Y0 e% T1 J# [! Y' }; PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# m0 L5 h0 ^) gHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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& _3 J+ v, t' P& y  @% }2 z2 QTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& J7 |. j1 r/ i5 S7 X雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ P2 J7 q/ E8 C2 J; ]You are welcome.