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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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# d0 v7 k' M' }" K( ?. \FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 C4 k! b& p6 V8 b# e/ ~/ aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: J! R8 ?! |$ c: b+ S
/ i2 U1 _3 D! a# { uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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5 H N5 U) t8 \SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 W. v/ o" Z) R
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3 w6 R7 L1 y$ |6 S: o, ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..! h; s/ k9 E& ?8 Y V; z
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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0 [) [6 T/ c/ F* S& I& k# s% LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.- B& X+ T: W4 |5 z$ N
5 L' J) S: r! xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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