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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
2 H, M6 f. }; ~) Q0 K$ yHere are some examples:   ' ^9 ^7 q! e6 R/ Q, c* d+ ^2 H
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.3 e, X3 |  }$ A9 }; K6 n; l9 C
       
# a* B, Q! p6 H. s  G% C  bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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7 y2 Q* w+ s" `4 R2 ]2 g% XThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ D0 v; ]9 k. H: v  a3 J7 _* M0 s
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 r) Q/ l% t" F! P- w" ]SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 C2 F' P7 V" \) _4 b! c
       
4 m( m% M# X4 _: Q9 a1 s, oTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.2 U5 S( E' U( S
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ B  P- H9 m  r! l/ N" j3 y6 a
       
$ U$ ]) T% u5 C/ G5 @) Z' [: tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., ~7 T' L; k$ U" |; S
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。  c$ x3 ~: [2 I; t
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

' t0 M: C. O0 I. K: KYou are welcome.
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