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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * j& e' e/ e) z: l }3 t
Here are some examples:
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" A( p1 [8 W* c0 t/ ^& ^$ PFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.8 X6 k- [! @- E9 N8 f
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 K& Y# w/ H/ I. r2 ^: O
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" p0 P/ ^: a" O( K. y" @
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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u/ Z$ o2 H, U2 YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 H" U, `5 X# P. l4 W# A q$ kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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2 c. U- f, r* f9 |TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. p: a# \3 ^- `$ k
. {1 F: |( y& w* k bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., g1 k9 o7 l6 E# d7 S
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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