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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 }$ R' v: x- k R/ E- ^Here are some examples:
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0 L- ?* O* |8 d6 O# m5 T" Z/ ?FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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/ Z+ k n2 W" G4 N a1 @/ mPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ c J9 [7 @ ^9 n+ Q" f$ ?They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.# @! U; z: J4 {% O! @( m7 [& g
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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, V! u! q' \+ S5 W, f; ~ r6 gSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.9 v; |. n8 [9 _) e) H8 k
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 c1 P) Z7 w% Y+ T6 |
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 _6 N4 h6 N4 U/ s0 d; Z5 {
; g" ~" }. Z# i' \ ? OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! l1 _! K; }) q1 H v$ b @
* P1 ?( T6 ^' Y, h7 W0 [* D$ ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.8 }/ ~: L# s/ v' u
! y6 y0 g+ k' ]! s/ z: zTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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