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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. / ?3 ]) {, `1 b: S
Here are some examples:   
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" J$ [$ P- t3 W  _; CFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.2 C, Y1 B. c$ J
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 F8 G% H. Y' V% f4 a7 s* T
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. R; W3 ^; o8 x  R, R8 t
       
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! W) ~, e! @, X7 W+ M- pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* l: X* D/ l! Z5 m* e' R" OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 x1 o! e/ y3 @- p! \" B6 @
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& }; Q9 G( b1 L0 i0 g7 B( g
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
- s* e& q% _$ L$ @1 j) }雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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