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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ a6 @- {6 O4 D- r
Here are some examples:   
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( u* N& X/ @! E( _FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 G& I, d2 |: L4 o: T7 O) W
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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0 c; d7 {) Y! J4 S( aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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& W& [! \0 V' c, i3 q, V$ lTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 b+ Q( `3 G$ {. U$ J
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: W6 R/ _0 G( |6 f# h% h5 |! AFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..  x& W& T7 u$ y1 `; ]1 R, F- I
       
5 q9 y( y3 ?7 ?" sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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) E* q6 o. C4 d2 L# eTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
7 V' b  n# A) [6 U, E0 [雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" D. i+ Z4 x9 F7 o: `$ a/ gYou are welcome.
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