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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.) c7 a4 v/ u* k) J- h" l' R7 `
$ T* q2 O; l. D; Y$ P1 v, z4 KPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 E% |* ]9 I/ R7 U3 J4 A9 j; KThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.- a: m, P/ c h8 U+ }
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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. F, h+ y4 |1 O+ Q4 UEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.5 \3 q9 r+ m2 Q6 Y$ r0 {; u
0 J5 H; j6 \2 OHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.* u) p5 m* ]+ ]6 W+ p
1 E7 ~# m9 O4 M2 W) T7 W9 fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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