Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 {, |9 k! o/ l7 J+ }" z% y. p( nHere are some examples:   
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9 T/ L+ C  ^" S/ B4 i; r! ]FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 ], _$ w3 x7 k- pPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

) t  F9 R* b7 s& y( xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 s( J6 e7 a% UTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
% M6 Z- w' X7 Z2 qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 V: t5 i+ F3 u, Z1 x- T5 Z# K0 o: HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
6 ], [3 m9 ^+ }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 u8 Y7 z2 W# ^+ aYou are welcome.