Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& ^1 _7 A! O$ a& k; A0 `  IHere are some examples:   
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% A% I5 u0 W* u1 r% a; x) LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
) q4 ]/ _% c" E/ ], xPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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8 L4 ?! I& U' P! n- v5 I; y* Q2 u9 wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& h% l  p' H4 }6 iHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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. K( V) i) z  {  PSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* s; p. Y* i" M$ h' [1 EFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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  d& C" |- Y/ q# s: DEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
# T; `! Y1 ^. w' ]: o" gTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
9 ]# G( ?. c8 o雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.