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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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$ ^" D* o4 o6 w4 r. ]1 B# h4 QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ r& j1 Y) y) E. }6 S. d
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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! v) v% s0 @# G7 U6 Y. l9 t% v. {They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! R* T& {! g d; X/ F) x4 MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated1 P/ H6 s# b! S: g/ Q
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; v% m" l$ R+ f, }% a0 OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.5 b1 p* z' d2 X; P8 w. L" G" [
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- }/ ]7 L( l+ F( P+ WFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 H2 V; N8 c- t' G2 I
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.; ~) o9 @7 k6 w V% | E: `
* R; X7 S: |+ c4 I1 cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ i& {% O3 N% _* z) i+ y* N( CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.# {4 w% f" E4 t' a4 }* W4 d
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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