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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.8 z, X: c* E( H8 _" [" X
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; B) \8 J2 s! ^
       
- E1 ]! v8 d0 }( z  {TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 B5 y# R2 {" F  X' a% ^
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.7 X# H. ?' a0 a3 Z
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. F! k/ L' f  r' F, D/ r# ]
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people./ r% U9 k  Q; Z2 `! T
       
5 Z) O% ]% q$ b5 M4 X8 O& tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ R7 y" G; _  R6 k  j$ g$ R9 UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.! C/ r: c9 _! C+ j
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 D" L0 L3 l2 G9 F雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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