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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ s1 r6 h g: X: f4 c# J; U3 C
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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% H" r, e: }( H- I9 ?5 L$ m* F" F3 `$ aPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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% f' ?$ [$ T" J% c1 ^8 ^They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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- W" n, Y0 j( z/ S& ~* a3 [TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated# z$ N8 A3 M+ p
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.9 F; l0 ~. m9 p
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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( n& E+ D- l; N7 V, F! ]( w+ iEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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$ `. F2 J$ z' v1 EHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.3 B: {, v, q( k- d" ]8 z
8 n" W1 T2 Z6 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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