Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 a* q# U+ P' r$ o5 ~) y; F; iHere are some examples:   
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9 ~- W# ~4 P) [, q! E8 ?FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

# r; o. [- @4 F6 p4 M4 e1 uThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- ]( l. t! U( M& nSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. ?% Y' z1 X3 \1 G  X( z" o8 HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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8 _! Y+ P5 {# B4 c) E0 lTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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. L" p" H7 `7 @) jEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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3 f+ p* e8 K2 N$ f! |* JHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  B; E- J1 `8 x( n雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.