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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. % K3 C8 [5 I! z" n
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. q2 e7 i; r/ K8 |FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 v! z$ G+ u7 H/ S1 Z( i7 W# t. \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 c5 O- a5 ?6 t
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- m' U7 x) `' w2 `3 p' X
3 i3 H1 Z5 E. u3 U4 uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.& S$ n3 J; Z! ^7 J7 M }. @0 k
6 \' D/ s: a. U7 L% ESPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.2 f4 @" E0 ]$ M( G1 C
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ q' u1 Z/ p8 B" Z' g1 ^
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" i1 z; m0 C4 V8 o5 ?5 nEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 J3 ^! D" g+ R
: r% D+ U, t# F7 B. z6 A% e. GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 ~, Z! d, y" Y0 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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