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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( `- H. t8 J  u( `, a& C& S
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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9 V! A+ p5 i* d8 X; z+ {% wHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.6 z4 w5 X8 R5 ]( G3 H3 P2 m
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 ~' ^& `0 S6 r$ T: l
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& A" g5 R) c/ \: C; i
       
9 A9 y* h- N: c) XHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。3 U) u: J" y7 G+ N+ S
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: u8 J- b+ e; rYou are welcome.
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