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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ; G: x& e1 F0 C
Here are some examples:
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8 x7 j7 R$ y; Y- X3 \3 V8 tFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.5 i; J! G& F+ [1 X+ m% d" V
+ s& O' {$ |# R% N$ NPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.0 O* J- d( `! A: n* q( l
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- U6 l7 I1 ^7 R. H1 i$ u
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) c7 A8 ^2 L- n" l5 M6 f& N5 _
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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4 g8 h- O* Y& b! kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; y! m l+ }" @1 s. n8 H* r
3 }1 g1 F- t3 _/ P, i* }HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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