Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 `% J1 d$ f. C5 ~& |* v$ I4 z* |Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 R) y1 P; n8 K# XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
# [2 ?5 P! Z6 J* h2 aFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
1 `) B" K* B3 uTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
* r5 ?/ w5 y* O, F" dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
0 N$ d' h4 e$ @6 Z$ S0 dTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
" p. J1 h$ ]+ W8 I雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; S6 F9 o. m5 @' y/ o0 K$ L+ DYou are welcome.