Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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4 |3 _/ Y! R3 r* B$ |. L: t( vFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

/ t# Y! V1 T# ^! }9 a" xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ F. P* F7 v2 G1 ~: l( {/ e, WTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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5 w# a& o; X* H# J( G4 aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
- h  W) p4 F" z( @1 Y9 e* }  p0 cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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4 ?5 Y. h- F1 x; Z+ bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
9 p, x/ m4 p1 X' X& G9 k9 q6 H0 o0 r. w: uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 a& ~7 W+ @1 F. t. v' p7 p4 f雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 \" f! i! Z' U; H; cYou are welcome.