Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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/ a' w2 s( w: I& g  eFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
! S1 S  D0 U$ W6 ^% Z' YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

% i- t3 j) x6 d( N" R, s; E( p0 t: WThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
" Q: L+ ^% G. k4 H2 E: i3 W: XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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  W. T+ C  p$ s1 wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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3 ]; ^/ `6 m" Q$ h% Q& N: hEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* g- @4 Q+ ]  x' z: mYou are welcome.