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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 g( K5 d4 e: fHere are some examples:   6 B7 ]: |  g/ p9 _

/ n; U2 F  G' jFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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8 n2 C1 A$ H% i* Y0 m* X, \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 m3 T" q# s1 N  R$ [$ j" R% r: B
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.& V+ c; {& T; R. g
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) o- s+ V; g8 X1 A% R* f% C, p) q
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..* T2 }5 \: r1 X1 g; Q
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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0 g. b7 c/ d$ ]6 G. W5 cHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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: m! t$ u! u; i) LTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。7 Q# O# `& l9 F- i1 C0 d- Q, k7 N5 B
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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