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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. + b+ p' z4 l8 w: l1 v5 h+ o
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 j# Q. N: C, W0 Y8 N8 h6 N* h% Y
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) p4 s) N; Q Q
( A m4 g$ l. O \0 kThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.( s) W5 H$ O( l1 o- S. ^* _5 A
4 h* h& i6 r7 T6 cTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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% }" R$ N. E; H. ?9 V E! X( e4 d* B0 LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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# x ^ x( S, }, [: S5 w6 w5 I$ jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 e8 |& w5 ^8 b; n9 ~& g1 z3 n
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" {& X0 {- p* [" tFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..7 Y6 @2 n' n+ Z9 i9 }4 y' f1 [
4 o- ?6 s/ X4 l" t( XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- J+ ]9 w% h6 b( Z, NEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; r( \( t$ @- w2 H& I
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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