Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

7 C  J' ^7 L( l( zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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8 z$ `" I) z, G% tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; T/ i- O% ]$ lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
% Z; B* @8 x( m% q: E* Q7 R8 A  lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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0 S' t" \+ Q+ Z! ^2 E! }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
' b5 T; X) |: GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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) t/ i4 @1 ^/ u/ `; w; ^THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
/ G% W! B( r- }2 `+ H雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.