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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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( [& `) L9 o- b1 r* z& wPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' Z" U1 w2 l* i$ h* ]& a
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. }) j7 `& l* U7 e
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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# F3 u& j% x( DEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ S# @8 J' Q3 f2 L1 gHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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