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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " I0 W2 U4 R: X& }7 D& D2 p
Here are some examples:
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* W% a; X1 m2 u6 NFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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; C+ D/ N6 j4 J4 M9 XPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.6 E, |9 a# |& G, h/ L U- E
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.2 ^ L" b0 n1 x& ?
( j4 o4 ?# O/ oEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% L z. ? Y% C! J0 m0 \# S( x/ X
2 y3 K7 R9 A9 ]: S( |HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. l, N! H+ I! G& T) {
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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