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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; I6 B4 f4 Q3 e% cHere are some examples:   ( {/ k! @- S0 O: |) g( R

/ d; F; y0 Y2 TFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, P$ y! Y# \& S! m% L8 ~8 q; A+ J/ _) tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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& c+ u" m3 S; j) DThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 {' w! g" E+ E4 [1 ^
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated* o  R2 q; g6 H1 D6 m
       
* M5 J/ e- r/ u- ^1 x# HHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.6 W& n# g: C$ D3 B8 V" L6 r1 K
       
- `2 k9 X  D& w+ T. K4 dSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ F2 B/ U( p+ M% R
       
, |1 m* {: i' j& G" ?5 S: \" ~2 TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.5 y+ p3 M6 P; I3 C' ^. `5 w& n
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ `* i3 g  \! S3 y5 `  @
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。) Y+ j- x9 q3 p
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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