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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. # Q: r4 b; q& Q8 N6 M3 u
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4 d4 C  D+ ^' P5 Z4 U7 d8 IFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 O1 Q: Y% _& a: t
       
& e" c% t2 l/ G( l! v( Q7 {, ZPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 `1 ?- \4 _/ d3 K

$ Y8 D( l% t6 yThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.( C2 g& f* t" }
       
0 w  {6 r: b- C* WSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% v$ z' e' H) C9 m) _2 C/ x% O: w
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! b4 R$ U. j2 @) @; [2 {5 H5 uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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& x* G# |% g- i/ w# NTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.  f+ I  d! {. a7 @
       
9 D9 W, `- x2 lEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。/ t2 J5 ~8 q+ q. ]7 q* ^
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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