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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 ]6 ?9 \5 D& lHere are some examples:   : s0 V8 [7 W: L# x5 F8 m. [

% B2 m& f8 t" W0 l* P% F: eFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.$ B8 j5 q9 P2 T' E2 J/ z1 a
       
1 p8 h2 E: W& I' s5 ?PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.0 ?( G9 o; I) Z  c

8 ~$ [9 T6 s' w9 ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' Q& p: L6 S6 t' t5 ~' x
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 d5 Z" S8 K1 G+ ]
       
/ g8 h8 }4 g% a  h8 QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.! Z  w# T8 K$ S8 n" R
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0 ?. H4 s; ?: I0 F4 I" {Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ V) ?2 a( V+ e+ w% S
       
; B* v) f' m' G0 P  I/ v) lEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.2 ]* g# I) V! Z2 i& W0 M$ m& q  a6 d
       
1 P" T2 j8 c* r/ N  _HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., v6 x* n" y' S( V" K$ {
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 I  I9 D9 ]5 f( p5 f( w1 w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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