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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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5 O5 \$ @7 q+ j! C# i# hFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 }" b3 S+ y- u) N: @: xPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.6 j( H, W* ~+ c& ]
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 H* V% q( a$ C5 VTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ Z5 h' @! @) R- `/ V! v9 @
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 V3 p' {+ |4 R: d) B2 g6 j6 M
       
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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3 T6 k; M! x6 F) N2 lEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.6 J' Y2 a$ {) q' {8 }" K0 d
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。# t$ z& B2 M" F" g) `
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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