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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. : G9 B( U, a; z
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., b& x! E+ B" r# F6 a
6 _; F! i- p- F& s' d- ]They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ \! \, {! U; e/ ]; O7 \8 V5 |& F
9 l# n& x3 v9 F# _% Z' Z! q5 V" gTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& ^# n/ b R' l8 \& N
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..) L. G/ W; i! `
* t: K* B+ l5 ]/ @5 ~$ B# tTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& W. h9 E i8 {. J u) p7 U4 n
' \' |* Q$ \: S) p& D" s8 f/ ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom." Q* S3 K6 o; N: C$ V0 y
" z5 q+ E: m1 A$ u- WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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