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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' F$ s9 [ v6 ~5 e) C) L: {7 ^
Here are some examples:
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2 h0 m) @0 b5 ]2 _/ ?3 sFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ n; U) R* J! b% B9 p8 i9 p( m- Z" ^
$ S1 A" v: q3 u4 x* qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. D1 r9 v2 X' z+ M, ^8 L) d. Z
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* {& t$ ?. y7 w( T
- I! l( J' o8 t4 |8 ] _, n( _TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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$ q: t+ S5 Y( g; pHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.7 |7 l$ e. Z0 y. U5 W$ ]: g
% X1 s, a; D( R8 T- kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water., }2 ` j# a" G6 T; s
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- K% i' ]. I3 Q- kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.* e. i2 V: n4 I+ V
8 p$ I$ g C) y, e1 o6 G9 OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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6 n+ u9 r) c0 \7 FHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.' v- f9 e \3 m5 Q
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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