Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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6 W$ W5 |6 w7 [, w( k9 b& X6 |) {9 U) QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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5 t4 p+ }/ [: S" s- e. Z1 PThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
" ~" {+ ^( Z) H' v, O& VHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
- |# @$ g3 K! U- QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
( P0 O/ v2 `" ]) W) _* R- N' OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- {+ L) q* [6 H/ V. ~. ^) n" pYou are welcome.