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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( g) N. I) P+ C
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: q2 H% f! ~/ a' jFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.  }# U" h, C/ o5 u0 |
       
4 ^4 R; [7 j0 OPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 x6 b9 e: q7 \( |They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 e5 b9 {) ?2 [0 z. ~' `, z$ v
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! O2 W* j; g9 s5 A' ~
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.& t6 y7 m5 y9 W1 g& K7 s' n4 }
       
$ D! ]# G& W- sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。/ X5 j6 b4 f9 O% Z. }
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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