Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
( U6 N6 a/ [1 O6 M! t1 hPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- k6 `) Q6 T, oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* c; p5 h$ l. T  F! EFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
" M  }9 C" d1 o3 gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 G4 F2 \+ ]2 u  F. v# s9 i1 xEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
8 y; z8 C6 b% YHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ @3 n( e) |/ m# P% @7 ?! H, w2 aYou are welcome.