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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 1 p2 d8 c- M/ {- l( k
Here are some examples:
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* x6 X6 A2 P. f$ o* WFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.2 ]9 D" R0 X+ `% Z; R, ]
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% r6 R: l5 g5 t7 L0 B6 t. R
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 \4 c3 ^( Q& X/ S x1 eHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.0 K# x1 N _/ |8 D
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 h/ v8 v% z3 z, o- f( o/ k0 u
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 X: `1 D0 @ M& I; U! f" H
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.7 m0 h5 k, \# O$ _
: W+ t* t1 F% C' qHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 N) S' _6 H9 J, L2 J3 u1 i2 vTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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