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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- b% n4 E8 S4 l9 ^Here are some examples:
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3 n. [8 f/ u) o7 v- l/ T7 e) @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 j4 U/ H* k- p" I6 C- r4 GPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& H3 h$ c, X [: T1 M
2 I$ D; j8 ~8 [- T* iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' t* M: l+ D8 G
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated7 \3 R8 K% z ~$ ^
# M' P+ R$ U* n) dHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* Q" p3 M& p' `9 O# Q5 f8 YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.6 W+ q2 G6 Y- x! M) Z
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..1 a( ~1 C! q7 X; @% L. C$ o
/ `, p5 l- N1 i8 D7 lTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around./ J" ^8 l' }9 _
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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