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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & r0 X! i5 [2 w
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., K1 ` ~+ H7 }$ s2 E- v9 O) U: p
% @) L7 K, M9 n$ KPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: u+ X1 O- |( e/ ~8 R2 g. l" HThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 z1 o0 V( ~8 A9 j
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) C- L5 o# ?$ W# f6 [
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... S# H/ F* M# s2 _3 C
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- `; G" g- ]4 T5 [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.5 k6 F1 x: z p0 J! n$ M
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. u' a9 ~* r8 D+ T! ~
# j$ o7 s, Q4 a" S, v: c* GTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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