Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 s1 H. _, i& u" L1 gHere are some examples:   
3 Z. A8 F$ }0 `4 ]# E
; Y. a( Z* C  G' l  zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
$ o/ z1 h/ O; MPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
) K+ H4 G( u2 r  ?6 P  r
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
& K1 U" e' ]# Z" O  V5 C" RHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
& Q& [, t, R3 s$ m+ Z4 ISPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
& ~& @* w! T& K. H' G% yWEB PAGES:
0 r6 y2 B% k% V% _$ uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
  \9 p6 L: u% [' i$ ^' ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
% s$ f- l' g+ }3 z4 D       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
2 x$ K& B2 D. }' Z       
( w: y$ V9 r5 |* W, P& i4 c8 JTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 D- l: L( b" G3 M0 z雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) E8 h/ h" x& u% n+ v. W: zYou are welcome.