Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
5 A, F& ~# h. R2 oPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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' Y- m; v1 C# U: v  O$ y, `5 ^, NThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 ]( G  S& H' A. V/ f! j9 Z- yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ S4 n) ?4 h/ F' T, ]SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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) y' J6 d* l4 ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) |6 S% c( L# v2 ]  k" \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
: T' s2 Q& ]& A1 GTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! S" J4 P8 ^7 ^7 z; l+ V! M雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.