Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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' f6 _2 u' Z1 ^/ QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 B4 }# C+ X0 |% E7 y) Q4 c8 @TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
# l- x. Z0 U1 t9 X) oHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ l0 i; H5 p. s$ }SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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3 K" Z' `# g& i( [+ |Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
# U9 k& G: i  M7 o- FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 M" x1 S+ U' O. e: y( t( kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ V+ U: b. [0 i4 u% D- P雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.