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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. : G6 |' A( [. _% }3 M4 m
Here are some examples:   5 z5 _8 s$ s* N, K- F
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& ~7 ]) l' k0 g! c6 E) z

# x/ }: C1 W  p2 k2 dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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/ w- v/ n1 r, i, V2 s, ]0 F& RTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.8 q# w& k2 s% f& W
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ R$ v3 U8 P& A( h* Z
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 ^4 T3 }4 a, q2 t1 I4 PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.8 K9 j6 W# o  Z4 b9 d8 m* p
       
$ s7 N4 D/ J$ o) b6 ^  r: bTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。8 ]) _- t8 M$ v( J3 s3 d0 H, ?
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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