Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

6 s- c8 y) b6 o8 z! p; G  A6 XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
* c9 O, P( K; j& r0 K8 k2 w" c% {0 uPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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- `, p2 Z1 z' c: [- E, J- mThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. g, N9 R, p2 p  n" p6 cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
+ J" I. `; d+ d' mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
; z2 ]" t' G7 R& YTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
, m% G: u% f. b" \THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
7 M( U$ A) v, o7 Y" W. N0 |  E1 n雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% ^+ n# F- z2 |2 y; MYou are welcome.