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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 Z) K3 m, }# [+ qHere are some examples:   
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" f' f# L6 S+ P5 L9 i3 UFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 U6 F6 T( K: {7 |, i& E! o
       
  M: H* R' _6 \' u, B3 y' wPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again./ r" U6 B% z# G$ }; o  ~
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 Q! ]6 Q) Z# k
       
6 r2 w8 o9 s3 ^+ L2 d0 t5 {! fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated2 i4 k! r; ^8 r
       
/ P+ z% z9 C% lHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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4 Y6 p9 o# E7 {7 j7 Z4 K4 I+ q2 VSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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. B" o$ r/ R/ ~( d  X+ m3 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.- }$ I, Y1 R- U, J1 D
       
# ]6 E) x: W4 Q/ M/ Q. LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.: H1 x: {0 i+ K
       
* W' l' V/ D" U+ rTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。6 h3 I2 A9 L3 [* E
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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