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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 9 |% ]# @# {* w8 A
Here are some examples:   7 P3 x. P" s4 P
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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2 J9 q$ U1 Z: n3 e. _PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.- S3 `. c4 N2 ~% I! x8 z
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated4 ^2 \, \4 \3 V1 K$ o* D
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ y+ H( n& v3 ^; X
       
9 p/ Y' u6 x. M# \SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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. P; L# l1 C" L" I+ S: THAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 q1 j9 z  u) P1 O5 u6 o7 R3 r
       
$ m. q- i* g, ?; Q  M: k; dTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 ^3 u. Y: R- \% n$ `4 L# y3 j雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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