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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * X% g* M0 y& f" P+ J( x* D
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 j1 ?8 J  w! T0 o% E% m5 x1 s2 pPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated" L6 p' b- B# M9 ?& @  |' z
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.8 ]& G- Z) n; Y% |" z' M
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.., b$ n0 U: W9 _. q
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., V! I* B! c5 i
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.1 {/ @3 H' i- X7 d" g
       
5 d: m4 ?9 T1 u/ n1 Y" q$ \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.' x& M$ ?0 l! I0 J& R& M
       
4 k1 t) ?2 |2 P& E# V2 m' m% `THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。5 g* Q+ \' [% S) \
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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