Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( Y- T6 W+ E' s, `2 kHere are some examples:   
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; r: f" x) a$ _0 OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
( k, b: Q; E. [1 P0 o1 tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
# {& R6 y' M1 S& N4 Y; hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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; h3 Q9 p1 n# r' GWEB PAGES:
- F' e8 E( s3 l( |1 \0 SFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: _9 ^/ l5 n/ LTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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4 A) J9 s  t: I! d7 I# vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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, ^+ `- L" D! m0 `8 ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
( R/ i$ A' ^! V; e雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.