Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 [& G1 ]8 ?2 M0 x: uThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- w/ V" \, b, J) R! r6 {TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
1 \% W; R$ j# CHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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; t# o; M7 [5 E% b. AFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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" G3 p5 X2 A/ }& }( zTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
' J! ~9 n! V9 e" }EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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6 `8 N0 x1 {; M% |4 GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' A) }& o. ^! r; V  Q, T9 h雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ n% l: a) i6 V3 ~! Q3 A3 Y6 xYou are welcome.