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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 g/ b9 b- D6 V3 cHere are some examples: + G6 {& P; ^! R+ o, ~' ?" r$ V
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.) q& H; C# h6 g; q1 h' c" f; }$ P
. Z E$ I! m- \6 Y5 F5 }" d. IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.$ [% O8 {5 O" M1 ]; D5 q
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated$ A! F6 Y) {! C
+ Y% {- m# ]" }7 WHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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7 C# R3 q9 D' h: u& h- Y, C0 I5 g7 _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..& ?: P: E+ Y9 O, W7 V0 X
( y9 J- y$ Q) k$ BTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.% @, g* b5 O% z& ~0 V* I
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* [$ V0 b' }! W' _HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 _- F. o; x$ X# z3 k$ p' Q5 g
/ v3 Y( d9 c9 `' V- v& {THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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