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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 _) l& ~7 b/ V6 j n" c1 e4 ^
1 \, f# \2 ]% X# QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.# n7 ]$ P6 D' c) Z7 U9 n5 _
G9 u. n: i. a/ [( B& _' y zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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" Y8 Q2 a+ c' c; ~0 Q8 ?TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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$ f4 O+ s" `) D2 W* ]/ O2 m7 THOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' r7 s+ q5 H9 b1 NFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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8 a" h: d% M5 ? u$ \$ dTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.9 t+ N( h* _0 f
/ e' f- G4 }7 u. J# @6 Y* I7 \3 tHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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