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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; ~2 r  e  p* ~' |* THere are some examples:   
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5 h9 @5 f$ H+ C3 e! j9 ]1 zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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$ S/ J9 e9 u8 {  FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.9 D0 g! {4 H1 }+ ~, C0 Q

6 f9 v. Z/ E6 xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: R) a3 H# w) q& u
       
3 \+ c7 I8 d9 k1 w; vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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/ o; {: i8 t  k" L/ f. ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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- I! @  Y) O7 m9 dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.." Z8 }1 z4 M" `. Y) ?& m9 A
       
1 }4 Y' h& [- ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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5 V7 h6 h7 d, w% H% o* VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。7 m. j7 t2 m. H6 H
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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