Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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# e: o2 G5 k0 J2 n) y6 iFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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) s! S4 k4 A" `( T& tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

( Y  Y% f$ q5 ]& bThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
7 ^$ N* J3 j% C1 [! G8 J0 hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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' j. E5 ]* N) m3 d4 }2 p  O. h6 w3 wHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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) ]. k  |, Z* gFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
- y  S' F+ C# A1 L' a) pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
. Q  j' |* u% oHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' c7 \) [8 _, |! v+ P, |6 s' j7 T: }雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.