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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
( s& o- U, g# R s; H; B$ AHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 `7 G7 j4 t* P$ p4 t
6 q1 H0 }6 a2 M$ ]PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: U$ ?3 p, Y- V3 u6 kThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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" s! w: C- e2 {- tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.) S1 ?- W& D# [
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..1 I6 E& F4 x. g% Y6 K: a- @
/ C4 O1 V, Q2 U/ }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.7 D% f, R2 y4 G% j
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ ?7 _; U0 ` N4 f5 K3 X
- J1 K6 n6 _& [HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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