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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 \3 Y7 `4 P, aHere are some examples:   * A* G/ i7 T* R5 K) U8 M  j# I( c
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! W1 Q7 A1 ?: m. Y
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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# y7 f$ q5 b$ E. HTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& }! G# q8 f; p8 ]6 hHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt., S) l0 O9 j" _  p3 t9 I5 X
       
4 H3 J2 W; v. ?1 q0 G; wSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.2 T5 V2 n7 E5 T" X% f
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..: z& I7 n8 e3 D, n
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.' t9 C  i( ~$ `
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.5 u5 b% n  k6 b4 R1 m6 {4 @
       
: r! u. U% G& T. v* aHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( s2 l! d3 D7 Q6 q) o
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 j7 M- O- ~, _雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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