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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. . d+ m5 Y+ _0 g' F  Q$ L3 \
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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7 o$ p5 |  f4 O4 S; \) p) b2 iPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.9 `2 L0 j$ F& `. z" H3 v
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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2 _+ b( ~# B8 D/ H5 aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water." z, Y6 a) `. u8 J
       
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" |8 G5 Z. `/ B' s: R# lTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." h, n4 O9 a% ]
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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; `6 R2 E3 ?& M3 D& G5 J2 ]HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( k9 a1 k4 j, a! @) y9 s) S/ Y
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& J. ?0 i* q2 @雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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