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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 e2 X% {* R# yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 B$ j$ p5 T4 o! f t2 n1 j& zHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt./ Q1 o( `' S G: C
& [6 g1 v- a" B' H* BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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( U& Q+ B; _( b" r' n1 RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..; y2 K+ d) @" V9 Z
4 _7 t. f; p4 O7 J1 z; q+ H9 {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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. H( F1 m. f% O# `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# j* S/ t7 E$ A7 y2 _ E& y
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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0 Z* K" _8 \4 G, C* G# @THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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