Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

3 z' _! X' z& o4 }% e  MFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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5 a* {7 n8 s; d- v: ?0 d. KPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
: L$ O, M/ X) ITIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 J+ O6 \$ E- K1 j% hHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! s; t. H! y) V+ u9 jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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6 {8 S; Y8 `" K" W0 fFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 d' I/ K' x) d, tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
- K; i9 i0 q* {HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
$ S9 X) }/ i( {+ k- w% i2 U  DTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 m# K' N8 i- r/ u8 b雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.