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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.% a* u& [* d& p8 b7 v
6 \% l7 i b: YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, t1 E. {2 B6 UThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; m& O# ?" R4 E9 qTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated4 H. V2 W V+ T L% E8 R( K
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 N+ l7 }/ \& E$ R. A
9 s; f" S4 z) j) O7 n P( |4 N7 PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# E1 X# B$ x* p9 r4 ]. E/ Z
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.3 n) h W; K4 l; } L( ~9 f
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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