Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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+ o( R4 _" j0 wFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 N4 n* `$ F, N8 i! p, \! w# X$ cPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

. N6 a! J" H) k2 Q6 WThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 p$ x* h* `3 J0 c+ P- j! c" rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, H2 o- K) D) m6 f; Y* k" ~: uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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; Q4 F* G3 w0 JTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 j3 y) p% q# SEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
$ v& p! S1 |5 Y  z. D: X/ _1 vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
; y! y/ a6 z0 I7 `9 K雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.