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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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4 S. v3 g4 u$ d$ _8 r2 G0 b# i v# \FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 N4 E0 t, {9 I6 Z! p' l
1 G: v) e5 `* `$ E% EPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, g5 z& N/ R+ A. \0 C6 `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.( [ O: A, a3 a9 Z! k$ i$ c
+ Z! o* X2 `0 D6 @( RSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 i! t' k0 }% l( ]( U: s2 C. ~! {$ t
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- Y6 {6 O" U2 w- u0 aFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) I/ o, L! R# r1 Z$ kTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.; z6 ]6 e9 h+ K) |) j9 ]9 P2 G
! ^* R5 a, R. z7 kEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: P6 M+ C2 I+ l+ v& W! @
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., l" a7 @7 I6 @7 |
7 S) q1 O7 M. c% Y zTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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