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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 |! D/ f5 O3 h. l/ dHere are some examples: 3 w5 i, ?: E" y1 y! O9 n: f6 N3 y
_* d) B3 o+ q; \FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 p$ l7 x2 q/ d* }* w0 @
3 r5 G3 H7 Y# cThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& L4 x' V" i8 z- U! I- MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- P1 U4 T# v$ j0 W0 Y
$ |$ F7 ^# z3 e4 T# ^3 G2 [* KSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 W, y1 K+ X3 x2 c9 Q$ f e
( O9 n. Y$ U% Y7 w+ E7 {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* c$ ?& M1 z$ {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( v8 J1 }" }1 p
* A2 g: d8 I/ @6 ~6 BTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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