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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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1 Z6 N, ^( M/ H$ o4 gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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t p: W. s# R& w2 I) G/ rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 O X. m4 R% `* v
5 r) c8 u4 n& A! @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; e; W+ g0 [. m+ ~# j) f6 F" N
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 e! O/ w9 ]3 ?5 U$ N. V+ ~* I2 a
* `- P. A3 K2 A$ NHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.: `! @6 J% t7 b5 l$ e
4 m8 @4 W/ [+ ]& B6 O y9 C" aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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