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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' W" Y/ @! c" L" e6 P& v- _3 O
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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! S6 U( n! F/ t3 \They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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# {$ Z8 E4 d- c6 YHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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0 q$ T8 E2 X$ O6 _' U9 H/ nSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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  ^4 h! z" d( _5 }& }4 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- C8 i1 j$ x2 L9 H. w' M  z3 yEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.  n4 n  h9 b) j: Z4 A! n, c/ ?
       
: u% s6 |+ E+ t; J/ THAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 W; b" o9 L- {雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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