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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
/ D0 k, k2 G6 l7 ~Here are some examples: 5 G0 o! [1 y9 N( V' W! l4 V
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.. J! ?1 k4 i7 z0 n9 \: \8 O
+ N/ X4 f, F2 ZPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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0 z1 L+ {% W" [! WThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ J" S( y( C# p/ p
/ \- n1 r8 I4 C% Y* {* m8 o* v- V) f8 PHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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9 d; q% I4 x8 {8 @- c( l wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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' V9 m7 ^: l @" LTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! F* Q! O0 C% B- y, l/ z4 U3 j: m5 k
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.0 j3 f a J; y9 B% E; U
( A/ V. \) A* |THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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