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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * g/ s/ A. J+ j% R1 s+ R
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.0 f7 i- t/ n, r$ E9 M' F

0 U. M. t/ {1 O7 O- Z% XThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 \( C+ ?3 p/ x; a
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt., C- {+ Y& R; _# \0 y
       
( D$ R. e/ |; v% {# ZSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.+ ]7 u7 @" P' b/ |
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. V! M3 P5 x/ ?1 M7 sFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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( ^' Z' D' w+ V3 L) ^0 Q. {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 `5 R1 D* I% s5 f
       
! Z8 `; n4 ^! T) X! WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." H; T8 N; V7 g! H% t2 Q  v
       
. e* c! z1 ~1 \# |; r! aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。# N! E3 w: g# k5 y! g4 h
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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