Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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8 y9 l- j* d2 S- ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
2 i, ^) b, K& z" ?, P/ n" pPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) p# Y) a+ u9 c' `% f5 S+ g: lThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
" A! e* k2 L8 g  P% VTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
; `; @) d% g' [, r- ~HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
/ b/ t! J5 a% D: e% a, i. bSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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. W, \- Q5 O  r7 z  Q- rTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  L- k0 q' Z7 l$ s/ j雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

, u& r" W, Z; B7 vYou are welcome.