Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ v- O8 ]- z! T2 B/ a* Z  {. HHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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5 R3 v: |5 J* `8 X. a/ |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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4 n, j0 o0 L  q( m8 _They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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* B7 F/ S9 V5 Q# p/ b2 n7 O. ?TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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9 r1 ?$ q1 Y" I( P( h$ MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
% a% O: a. C" n) [7 F5 a7 ?9 jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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# y1 C% ?- a2 a9 D' n% RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
0 N& {6 L9 R  J8 r' OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.