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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 3 L2 u& k& H* D/ w
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.: A0 E9 k8 R, S8 p

8 y* z0 d4 g# }7 v% V( k' y1 {They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 V3 e+ j$ e; c# ~1 Z
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: y% Z3 Q6 ~9 u  b
       
* I% {4 e  K  r' t! GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- Q% V% u6 ?2 f* p
       
9 h6 u& p6 G- v$ c) E0 V9 JSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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$ T  N* M( p2 g' u$ l6 c" }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..0 L, }8 g) t$ @$ V+ x9 C$ @
       
' h: G  w+ F8 e6 K% `2 [TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.2 q: V8 }. n, }2 e3 l& R2 |
       
* U! E& Y  g- i- S: d, FEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& o2 N% T1 a+ c9 ?; u# |1 t  M
       
  r8 U/ Z# Q$ M# m" ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.% Z- a& e9 X. y- B, l  C- v
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。' [5 N) {* u6 p0 P+ v/ [3 {7 q* {
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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