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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 1 V# ?8 I- Q4 P7 b* F/ q
Here are some examples: ! s* G8 E8 ^6 Z
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: p/ `( ^+ W6 X, m/ S
, u7 P/ q4 T+ ?% i% cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.6 u( _" C# ]# Q) C
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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" l' d1 z$ Z" @, JFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..) Z6 v$ i: A9 O; L, O' c9 U* H
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ c, @( W! s4 o8 E
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." c: z# x' s6 k F4 v8 W0 L! V* p
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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