Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
  l: h9 f6 M) q% y* K' x0 s! U* ^Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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( J6 f, F+ l% |* f3 x/ J) o9 l+ `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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3 d8 s1 \- {# N9 E5 bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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1 u8 N; E- v, u+ \, {! @! I; l: }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
0 U/ ^1 M# l  o: c7 M6 KTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" }$ ?3 ?7 {! _EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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( Z% h5 {% T( j4 CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.