Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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$ R1 E& W% V2 XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

7 ?# J: b( d; b8 SThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, D$ {; ^8 u6 ?% ^! pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
# u; W' @" d' w% LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
* }! k1 v( f, K( v# O. A, @! [* j7 y3 vSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
2 f2 m5 l) Y0 @" r9 i' j, ~Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 `& |5 d( g( g7 v( OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
6 `8 `. F8 d  G0 N4 J0 m. vTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.