Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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& g: |& v3 e- GPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

/ d5 N( h0 ~7 z, eThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
  a% F5 T# a9 D' T1 }: }; THOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* }* T& x) C2 x0 X8 p' mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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# @7 M6 i6 o2 q# B  F4 iEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
$ W8 U! N* z) O4 R) aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 J' u# ^: G7 l0 P雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.