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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. & H  Y8 A* l: I$ C# S7 g& l
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 H5 H& D- b! L+ h
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 ^, i6 T- |& t8 g9 m0 ?+ h0 {
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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6 m% O, _) r3 L/ V( mHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 H& H$ y: Z5 y) q
       
6 q7 r6 e: P+ E5 e/ jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* S; O; {, X1 b4 }; \  UEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 X% o  e& L1 _# _+ T
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( Z' w. g, m1 a5 ?
       
/ L1 }9 z) R6 b& F3 sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。8 W" [! }6 C) c. m3 g
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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