Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 a1 P/ _4 B. }, hHere are some examples:   

$ ^" D* o4 o6 w4 r. ]1 B# h4 QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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! v) v% s0 @# G7 U6 Y. l9 t% v. {They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! R* T& {! g  d; X/ F) x4 MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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; v% m" l$ R+ f, }% a0 OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
- }/ ]7 L( l+ F( P+ WFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
* R; X7 S: |+ c4 I1 cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ i& {% O3 N% _* z) i+ y* N( CHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

7 d0 e# p( B" ?) sYou are welcome.