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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& Z0 Z: O/ c) s' H4 dHere are some examples: 4 d) F3 w2 D+ M+ T4 r' T
4 O/ R! \* @' l, ~& XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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$ s7 B& ?$ l$ N; \& K Z) e6 `PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.+ ^$ U/ a5 z; j: [8 X2 d
6 |' u- C: y, R9 J* [0 k1 ~3 d+ ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; K1 k. l" e9 G# F/ t
& ?* E5 K. y `- e: y) LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 F2 D( e2 o0 O0 U/ Q# e
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.* _7 i8 Y, ^5 I- D! q; F* N
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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. x" N& H/ u0 ^2 h) D' y$ LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..4 i F. j2 f& i) K9 K* [/ Q
0 {/ Z/ \( I& A+ o. OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.+ S v- C! n% N( u: e
+ v6 e. b# L! O9 g: TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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