Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; ~2 r  e  p* ~' |* THere are some examples:   
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5 h9 @5 f$ H+ C3 e! j9 ]1 zFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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$ S/ J9 e9 u8 {  FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

6 f9 v. Z/ E6 xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
3 \+ c7 I8 d9 k1 w; vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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/ o; {: i8 t  k" L/ f. ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
- I! @  Y) O7 m9 dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
1 }4 Y' h& [- ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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5 V7 h6 h7 d, w% H% o* VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.