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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. , Q! G6 |, D4 E! Z1 ?$ Z+ A
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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( _: w2 `* P0 BThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.8 R* p: i4 s% `' l7 `- H" {
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated* x5 E9 ?/ `0 z+ U' F" C3 X8 q
       
( z0 f) O( k1 j  ^HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ p/ j1 c+ x) o$ r7 I2 c
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& ~; S, w( D# U  ?4 F
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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