Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

. q2 e7 i; r/ K8 |FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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3 v! z$ G+ u7 H/ S1 Z( i7 W# t. \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
3 i3 H1 Z5 E. u3 U4 uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
6 \' D/ s: a. U7 L% ESPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" i1 z; m0 C4 V8 o5 ?5 nEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
: r% D+ U, t# F7 B. z6 A% e. GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 ~, Z! d, y" Y0 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
( Z6 E* Z% m0 s. r1 @雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.