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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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1 L  S' ~1 ~9 y& R" D/ u; EFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.5 R5 Y& h% T2 T$ M) u
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) T& w, s# e6 o  kTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.7 A( ~. ?8 o3 v. T) S$ J
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% s; ], ^0 \# A( V" B9 A
       
6 V; }5 P: x; S( W2 eTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.( {0 h, s  g6 M" `% z
       
! B/ X  C% ^, n* f" i8 }2 UEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.1 t! W) t1 F6 R4 r0 O: o8 ^
       
  B* _: ^1 i" a" \THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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