Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
/ w% l9 _1 }9 ~7 z# Q$ {$ `# q+ qHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
3 K& G7 ?  T9 SPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 x- I% _; z8 J) ?- \! I& ~4 Q; {TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
+ l4 u% s' F) P: h6 t( g' [HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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; l4 u6 i2 o% i$ e: }9 n0 t6 `Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 @4 D! d: n& \5 j/ N, bEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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0 B, u4 f4 m5 V. C/ MTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 k% z( v/ |" m( o% o: C7 F雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.