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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; X$ I# ]& s3 {7 @0 _Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' Z7 R' m1 L$ T8 Y6 b$ B6 e8 v
       
6 q) F6 B+ p# HPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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8 I( E% F# H, o4 @) @0 e8 FThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.  W* M, C. s4 G- E% \- Y2 d/ G: i" F
       
! H" T; g/ a2 X  L; y* G, ?3 xSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..4 N3 I  ~# z3 O
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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* s6 E& w) a6 X$ k! z0 PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! y  c$ l* w) K+ b7 p
       
3 }7 y$ P! p% e0 UHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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You are welcome.
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