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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 H& A7 N$ m* ~/ Q( dHere are some examples:   
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5 r8 n$ @5 S1 Z& FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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' l8 [# j: j$ n. h$ CPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.# g% d0 F5 D* c' G5 N: y2 Q2 ~

" _0 ^( X5 T* l: U5 RThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' O7 k! Y! `* f2 Q7 P- Z
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.  j: }9 x0 H( m6 }! _" ?
       
) _0 X2 R' l/ J! b2 Y0 G' A1 ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.7 |% z( V! u% Q/ R! M" z4 c
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 h2 B' E2 P* ?$ Y( V
       
; [# e4 @9 w* kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ E9 i6 ^2 P; g+ OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。, H2 a2 E& Q+ V$ b, `+ M
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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