Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# d; x2 s+ ^9 l0 L- l0 YHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* m# B& ^& V; G5 Z+ M6 qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
; e3 W7 x) u3 B$ z+ s7 uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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/ f, c1 @  y. p) a2 H9 ?% ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
- X6 j! P  y5 w" |- gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) C1 |! J+ \+ G! Y" G  B& TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 ^( x8 o! s& S' y7 E# VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
- m7 c( U. y) z6 m# a/ sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.