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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 4 H. K( w4 O, \" T  F- z7 X7 A
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 ]" `* r. U2 IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 @( n+ Z  T6 C9 ?, ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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' I. w. K& l( LTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.5 V4 f* r" C, v/ l: [
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 F) o7 j' R. Y* k" x/ T
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..3 k. Z$ r& ^& Z9 J. @* e, [
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.- n) L  e9 ]' A9 Y- R/ Y# B: l
       
  x* ^! A, Y* V  B% T/ }, r* AEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.  p' \7 Q/ m8 E3 m3 K+ m2 D
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。3 o# f% {( R; |' p; O5 k- u
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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