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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 F. _3 j6 B- k5 vHere are some examples:
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9 A3 b1 \$ H8 U7 Q VFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.: b$ K. j# H/ D8 `0 n/ O4 B
( `' q/ l& _" t4 O, ~9 ]" ]7 mPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 }7 B( w! `$ N
7 |+ d8 I; Z0 pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% L6 c9 T' j% D% P! B: j; E ~7 y
! Z/ M! x, f# ?9 ~HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.8 N1 B+ X8 T `6 l& b- a% {
5 R2 d& M C* \( o+ E; kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 r& _& t! m' `" z5 [
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, w7 P& D Y) RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..1 C8 q' B9 e+ ^5 U6 X3 D8 A% q
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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% [4 S' j' |' f8 M& \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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