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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& @% n$ N" k( h( S! C/ v IHere are some examples:
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5 K# i" o- M6 R- t, pFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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4 f7 r2 `' W9 @8 x T6 [PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated* q. K# t# \) Q- F/ q5 D
f' Y$ q- J# U- PHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.. `% A4 p5 H2 k" _& j8 l
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.9 G- G8 o8 Q& P& |- w
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom." M* ?& @$ @! O, x4 G5 l
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 L+ I L6 C/ @$ d2 |0 T4 Y* I' Q e$ Y
- P" N1 y# Q6 N. ^/ aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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