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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 G9 j5 H: Q4 K2 K3 yHere are some examples:   8 B* w; a3 e8 z" F6 ?
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.% M4 T: s5 o" X9 P1 g
       
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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7 l# ^8 A- @* z6 D; jTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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0 }( M" l6 y3 j# ~6 mSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.* ?' v9 f! e6 R. M4 |
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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. |1 O8 G* Z) l7 TTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.5 ]1 a# O. y3 q8 N  J
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。! P( o$ y. Q. B: K/ j* _0 T0 P
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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