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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. : b9 G0 b- W5 p9 x3 ~* ]2 t! Y/ k* }
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8 y9 H. _7 S* v1 ]# Y! OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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) @, P9 p/ R9 h. }5 R% vPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 ~3 ^* I6 e& ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; g; F3 n$ v* B5 x7 e+ K$ K' f: s
, [2 a. R1 j8 F3 V5 ITIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- \! Z- ~4 ^( m0 D4 Y* `SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: W! V. R% O. |' Y2 {1 O7 lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." z! X# e) j0 Y8 b- d* z8 j2 Z# B0 V
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.) {% J0 z' M7 N; [ M+ o
) _9 S3 K' u( [* q1 w' m" e3 i1 dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.# T5 V, }2 J- p N1 I( V
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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