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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 2 j7 x: x0 O5 |% e' d! \9 a5 \* E
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% v% s k1 m8 Q) ~# gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 T9 R/ T5 h, x7 y1 o
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.3 t8 R1 N/ w3 q* A: S$ w- w
% _4 F+ B% V3 ]+ W- P. n# @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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2 n0 H9 g! t: ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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( B( f O; J% W* [* [Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# b0 t& g9 M% x; Q9 t# H! H% \' C
6 ]. O9 I$ N2 v4 ^- c6 fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people./ A+ M) x# b' f! k, I9 o
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ m4 z9 w" m7 ]) Y' H x/ M
0 Z! e- X0 k# I( HHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; z$ B" l/ P7 o( F9 h1 n8 [
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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