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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ ?* u8 x0 i" Y" ]# L" i. e# r1 E
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' Z6 D7 ~( C) {+ ^
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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  q7 p/ S- ]" P# h" `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons./ O/ [& o, |3 h  u
       
1 j2 q3 Z$ B# K0 T  RTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ V& ^+ M# p2 i9 a" Q( U
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..- S7 V/ N3 e- D, u4 f* z3 w
       
' g8 H0 e# u, T7 W) M% U9 lTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.6 n  f8 L. v4 G! b2 A
       
- Y# b- g% u3 |9 s" DTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。7 `: z( j8 G2 y+ n  p$ b
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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