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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 F8 T  e, o; E/ h% y: E
Here are some examples:   
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/ D- z" w; y: E8 oFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., _6 V2 G  S& N) ~4 D
       
1 ~& j5 q+ Z1 I: D0 U+ e( r4 o. XPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% l3 z1 Z* [& J9 j. U" k

/ X( B1 O9 M* L8 UThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated5 h4 A# Y2 P8 n) J( l$ Y  V; V+ Q
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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& R0 l% K* q& F9 M& {SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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5 K  q4 i2 n( a! h! V2 RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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& i8 I$ h6 {4 U& s3 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.# `4 W7 j! _6 [4 c5 U
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom., i, e0 ]5 s" R  K) u  J0 b% D
       
6 `, n' L1 n: K( J+ H( bHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。; W- h  K( {. ]
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* U; s' v7 x$ L& AYou are welcome.
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