Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
. Z  E$ I! m- \6 Y5 F5 }" d. IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
+ Y% {- m# ]" }7 WHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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7 C# R3 q9 D' h: u& h- Y, C0 I5 g7 _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
( y9 J- y$ Q) k$ BTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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* [$ V0 b' }! W' _HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
/ v3 Y( d9 c9 `' V- v& {THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
, |: K, K& m4 U  a. O" ~/ z' e4 _- b雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

4 t7 y  E6 r8 o1 M3 i) l! R* sYou are welcome.