Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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( f3 C) w# z' G. n0 _; C- _2 `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
3 S, Z% k# v8 d/ ?* KTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
$ }* n" U( W% bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( \9 d9 \) |2 y& J+ K  @SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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1 w, u2 l& \% \* ~( `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ n: c0 O. r3 A$ `# j( g" THAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
0 w) R( |( \% Y, b4 M雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

) i) @+ O8 W6 _1 sYou are welcome.