Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 H& A7 N$ m* ~/ Q( dHere are some examples:   
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5 r8 n$ @5 S1 Z& FFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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' l8 [# j: j$ n. h$ CPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

" _0 ^( X5 T* l: U5 RThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
) _0 X2 R' l/ J! b2 Y0 G' A1 ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
; [# e4 @9 w* kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ E9 i6 ^2 P; g+ OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

. _" S' |4 R8 k; k! @4 }" BYou are welcome.