Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

0 U. M. t/ {1 O7 O- Z% XThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
( D$ R. e/ |; v% {# ZSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
. V! M3 P5 x/ ?1 M7 sFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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( ^' Z' D' w+ V3 L) ^0 Q. {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! Z8 `; n4 ^! T) X! WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
. e* c! z1 ~1 \# |; r! aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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