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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
/ J2 _/ K5 D# t. m5 ~9 \Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 p& b% a0 _& \# R+ U6 N
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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+ O8 q8 e8 |2 y: YThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. {5 K) ?4 N& F1 k
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.1 f) O/ Z9 }" u7 c. e
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% N, I6 A3 K" ^+ v. Y5 V% r# U
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' n2 w' d+ U1 W8 \; ?; N. MFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% I$ V: d2 b6 F2 ], i. D
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& a8 L8 l6 }" y4 O3 J. e( z
, ]* ^% W- D( V2 oEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.( D% D/ \+ k- N, h0 M6 V$ O0 S% {
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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