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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. + _, A% `! h8 L3 o- q
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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6 J" z& e1 j, K- R* FThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. @. G% A! C7 T8 b1 V2 Q! X
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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! d8 p5 }: @6 x( @' Q! LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! x% \; c6 |9 y0 j" _/ FSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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: l! g) H* u8 W3 rFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.0 [$ _- k5 j) o: ^
& k' Y# e' ~( R3 L3 s8 _6 w. m* c, [5 ]EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% d& ~! D# A- k) X& r$ E+ @
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 d6 m! f+ N; N# S% T
1 c+ ?: W0 C! m3 Y; a4 nTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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