Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: m: E: c" D% i: ]. Z# aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
3 g) P4 @8 O) u; |0 rTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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) }" ^0 z% n. P" i7 S* k  V+ YHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
7 Y9 [4 \+ D( W5 W; O2 @, c, z$ `Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
: q! U% M/ f6 b6 B" h, aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
7 l" h: z0 j  t) O$ AEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 j. `, y  b% T, [! q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.