Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 b( J8 X( B2 H! l$ \9 AHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
1 r8 U5 L" {8 X  l( I3 mTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
6 W% \' \) [- A% ZHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
1 h! Q: ]: n$ T& kFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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5 E$ U, z' M( x6 m2 wHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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" p2 J. F$ B2 D# A: C7 hTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 j+ N) x) d, r; o, EYou are welcome.