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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. @8 Y7 [; ^ _, d3 N+ Y
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" L3 O( U& X: o/ oFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' |' k0 U: D0 R3 }- X
1 k% [. }8 A+ P4 u1 Y6 W) f+ mPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again./ [6 n- M0 d) q0 G' y6 ]
0 g5 @+ y# m" D) zThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated& ^; N& k l4 h7 B& |- c& z
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 O7 M2 s! n% ~, t6 I
, A: I7 X) q# f% i2 \9 ~& dSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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1 k$ @% \" f" w4 Q3 lTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.1 x1 v |7 d D( @2 }5 h5 i
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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