Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 g8 T8 M( R7 JHere are some examples:   

, U, H0 I! p/ Y4 C: o( a# QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
) M- H+ Z& a  w3 E# ]4 yHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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9 ~  I% L1 ^& s$ T) _6 qFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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3 x* Y5 p9 M+ ?4 U1 y+ ^8 jEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
# s3 `  S9 f" I# @' E% w+ ?& @; pHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: k* z$ S# d; l3 l- h雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.