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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.0 P2 p' e2 |6 x8 z8 ]
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' b" ?9 _4 J% ^4 ]- z( o
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.) n; Y E( l- t
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" Y0 e% T1 J# [! Y' }; PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# m0 L5 h0 ^) gHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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& _3 J+ v, t' P& y @% }2 z2 QTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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