Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
* ^/ t! B# n$ F3 D5 OPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, `& g- Q3 V. \& p% wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
6 r4 _( @; [' {1 i8 }* `1 |- MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
4 T4 ?* u% [( E/ y6 e- pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
7 C" d; n! \- l% g6 D0 |THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' i; N( X6 ^( n. a; Y# G; Y6 q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ s7 t, n% |- d( V) z* o- hYou are welcome.