Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 F. _3 j6 B- k5 vHere are some examples:   
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9 A3 b1 \$ H8 U7 Q  VFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
( `' q/ l& _" t4 O, ~9 ]" ]7 mPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
7 |+ d8 I; Z0 pTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
! Z/ M! x, f# ?9 ~HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
5 R2 d& M  C* \( o+ E; kSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
, w7 P& D  Y) RFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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% [4 S' j' |' f8 M& \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* i) B) c: B0 T雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: ^# x0 ]6 i7 I6 z! dYou are welcome.