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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 X" U% l' }# b r7 q, CHere are some examples:
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.) v9 ~# |/ \" k: N/ N
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 M+ ~+ G7 U% H
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt." J* I" V0 b* ~8 U# {
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.) s9 S: [( l; K
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# v2 O+ D9 N+ M7 R# m: y
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." K9 r* i+ l; f. j0 N& |/ G
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& }& T. l$ S7 {! t$ D
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.- i4 }$ z6 V n5 _5 R2 L+ G
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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