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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. + [/ Z; |' U+ s% E1 E/ `( u
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- g" w1 D% i- ^3 f4 QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' z" f7 H( z6 O }
) e$ z5 | }/ l$ CPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.' P/ G, @7 j, Y( {5 N* N$ q
. o+ [. ]: U4 ?4 f0 N7 oThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.- W1 x' H7 M( z
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated( }7 v7 v' ~% M! a* B9 O
7 T+ }) n! e6 q; ?( \- p" }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 J$ K9 ]: W6 I6 {8 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.# M8 ]; U. } S4 @' D2 K: b, m
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..5 w9 J/ N; W, C7 A- q0 J
# P' I- l" v+ ?) d8 ATRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.' o# Q2 B6 s# Y- B! g; A
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.. R3 b& X& @1 G9 H& N6 |
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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