Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, l+ Y2 s1 V( m! k4 Q! ^- h: b9 aHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 |$ [& H2 ?/ T; |5 p# o' n- l% pPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

  G: H( f! F8 m/ D7 a" EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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1 U. {) X  s* r! P+ c/ P  zTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
) q# L2 D; g; D9 OHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
4 r& m1 t' O: i. DTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 E! Q0 {% z+ a% v, ~: h$ C8 w/ \雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.