Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; t2 s, C: h8 L/ u- l& O, qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* ~: D6 e* m, u+ ]- L* n7 A' hSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
, Z5 o0 w( l7 E& N) Y* U5 ^& XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
$ T& M2 J' n% ?  WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
1 j# B0 j$ f6 `4 Z1 }& x- }THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
% a5 y2 ?+ a& k) E' `雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.