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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) t+ W* t9 D) X: K: {3 ?2 O
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.5 c4 i* f8 f- M t- l
( \/ f+ y2 P {) e% \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., P8 O/ A: z$ R# S4 y
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 R0 _8 x' S' N2 ?6 h
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated4 i% m& J I8 `( C- k; J; o, N0 D! A
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. J8 s+ {7 i8 I
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.+ r2 c+ b, K9 y% r( c1 y1 s) \
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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& r! d; s5 e0 z4 @$ u$ j+ DTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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