Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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1 l0 M1 U7 z- e9 d' ~/ z" [FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
' ~- d* W0 N7 `* {5 [- Q& IPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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! s# w( x5 o5 q) O& _5 B7 ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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3 u  R- n) Z  T# n/ {SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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; G7 X# V' t" k) L7 z. }# Q% aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 f. W. k: y: d5 H) rHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
. P. V" {- A7 \- yTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

3 Q4 i9 a8 n- rYou are welcome.