Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 H) D# ]5 n4 t2 NTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
* v% O7 l5 A6 b' z; F7 BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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3 i  d' S* J# lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
4 T! n2 F# U/ d$ S) GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
8 o2 \" \0 `7 x  [9 o! Q: ]$ Z" `: qEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
# n) O+ g+ Z- ~5 e/ aHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

- _9 D2 E  D, ]5 `6 @# m- x0 u' uYou are welcome.