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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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% ?% `  v- {0 b: q( LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 m# b3 s. }. G+ ]1 k/ e
       
8 s9 i% m1 \! Q1 ]! QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ u3 D6 [2 |$ s; B9 A/ F
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% E1 u; P0 Q7 G; o8 _0 J
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& w- y. i# {- K- Q- d" F( X  ~% I
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。3 l; Y! s" Z9 X2 k  Q; ~8 r
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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