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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   w5 m  M; ^/ Y3 l
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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) O. n$ p# |+ o; i; c: _They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated& a$ J! G0 F, @) ~6 j( L: {
       
8 y0 U; Q  t7 r3 c! ^* zHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 o4 t6 H& n' ?& V: j" N( t) d$ t
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 ~! Z7 Q- C9 ?0 s* j% ]$ mTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) L% M2 O4 O+ Y& w9 c, t8 E# L
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom./ q& z. q3 ^  `, o) B3 [
       
  Q4 \; W$ y: o0 Y) H/ u7 qHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around./ O! m# U3 u; A# }
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。% r& j/ ^% o( d0 `7 x# k
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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