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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.3 u! k4 Q7 \% I& i8 }* _/ J
" j) G( e2 ~& dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.2 G) e, ~" ~; _7 h) I
" i+ n5 D# i- W* o9 R$ T3 n0 B* ?4 h; kTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: z# i: `, a( t& J
! R: A4 c& ]5 i: k( s% l2 GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: a- W& E; Q3 }7 E
9 ~1 O# A3 v" T; G6 H# K" i% xSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.2 w) T, u7 i, p* Z0 W; Z. O9 i
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* s L+ b a4 o; pTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.: ?0 W* @* X( ]! e' e: H
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.5 l1 l& n0 \9 L$ I3 Z1 n; A
# @' L3 b6 T$ Z& n' D6 I' ~HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ F1 n; O0 E! F! zTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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