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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 2 R% Z5 d$ u% h" d6 ^
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9 e4 q! o4 c* a& iFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.& z6 r: y1 O& `0 j  V7 l9 Q4 l
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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8 |( G- b4 m9 @' pThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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% e2 p- Y/ ^1 I( _! S; l# Y$ rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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( a7 s, x; Z) k" \4 x5 D% K" o+ Z4 lTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' `$ f2 n& c+ W, P
       
  W* z# |; c% j% ?* R+ d0 Q; sHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 r2 e1 P! i( t2 H' y: I# k
       
/ @5 T3 d3 M- B; OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。; G  o! O& q; l+ x. n, I
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% d9 F$ j+ S* ^5 T+ `4 FYou are welcome.
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