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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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0 y+ `- U' H0 C3 \FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.# r- o! Z3 ~3 d7 Y* c
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.+ q0 `0 Z5 h6 n8 p* g9 a) M* _
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ U, l7 w7 z3 C
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" \% G/ M) A! |$ u( K# P+ u  PHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt./ p6 ~/ ~2 f7 C3 Y# \: q
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.  j# N- `4 y8 k+ H4 \
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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) ~$ N3 J  I4 \6 h2 o- c2 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& L: e2 i% N* T. c7 L
       
- C+ j; ]0 i8 V8 vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ S6 ~4 D- P! `8 E# b% YHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( Y7 }; z1 B, G5 {
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。- Z1 l6 f3 k8 |0 s
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

' o( f& [9 X0 G) N* h8 q3 A! UYou are welcome.
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