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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' v' x( b: {' I5 P, F2 N( U0 p
Here are some examples:   
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0 Z( {) f( K& V0 v* `* gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 `8 {) q. D# `% T* j+ |1 c' hPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., G- F; t- C' P) s4 P: L
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) s! D7 d  [3 _7 M
       
$ G6 p( M5 F* v) T3 z9 cSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.# E+ G/ E5 v+ z1 ]( U* T* k
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 P# y* p5 M2 s! W. W; e5 j
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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, k( R( N4 |( j/ {' M9 w6 BEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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7 F' z8 ?" t/ y% ?  |* r; WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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5 O+ w* o) \  L3 X" `9 c1 |& pTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
. \6 Y! E7 Z: f, L/ K雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% G' J+ d9 y( r( KYou are welcome.
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