Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
) }- K0 M7 J8 ?: }% wHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
. K# l! k' r6 y" \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
/ u3 s, x8 _. K5 zTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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5 C, D# o0 w6 M2 xSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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* u9 B  S2 @8 B* W3 yFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
+ G- }+ k+ t& h1 o" I6 aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
" f) [2 _& k  l, Y# R9 \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
$ ?5 ?4 q' e" ^3 ~$ `+ [% VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
+ n$ J. {8 ?9 p$ l雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.