Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
- p3 {5 n1 q0 D8 JHere are some examples:   

  U; P( s7 ~/ mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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  h/ R& a- \" |  Q2 L+ _- rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

0 N6 l9 S- ^7 t- R+ |' `1 d' IThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
7 s5 N. ~$ U- c( T+ \TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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+ q- Y3 q$ x: \' AHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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5 F) A5 n! o5 FSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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. t# _( Z6 i+ r3 I7 }4 D% A8 v+ s% xFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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9 Q2 q& M1 \1 B) {# o2 IEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* g2 W5 Z( F0 R9 ]8 l0 b6 q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.