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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. * @4 Y; l+ G. k2 n! \+ V
Here are some examples:   
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9 d, d4 {) y4 n" l# C) eFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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2 ]! b1 c( y' V4 q: P& V) }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated2 h& ?! ?" c& C% W  i
       
3 F9 y5 e: x6 E. E8 U4 V; f$ }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.' r2 g( r" _) T" r, F
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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9 G3 P6 n1 E, @  x% x5 |Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.4 l* u4 r0 H2 y! F
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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4 B4 k$ B+ i; |: y; rHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 F3 s& `* w6 h) k; h( l5 z# O
       
3 B: f2 n4 Q) L& K3 }' @THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。. Q6 L1 d  L* H) X5 [# V
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

& P1 R- T, I) Q) y1 uYou are welcome.
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