Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
8 Q$ L5 Y+ p$ c, mHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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9 Y% M! }$ @- @( l4 YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 s; j* N4 V) d5 \6 k" vTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 `$ \8 z# s% T% |HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
0 L+ W& f# z9 u9 B* ZSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
# i' K( j" H- S1 `6 R7 @Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
2 J4 f% D1 h1 X4 }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
4 D5 v+ I$ |( u, E2 U6 ~7 t- |5 mTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
9 c0 p& O, P* ?2 V雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

  Z: ]& o% u# XYou are welcome.