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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ) X; [; a: `) ?8 }% k1 v& g0 _
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.0 u0 ?- I4 p' _
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 P6 e6 m0 L( G; nTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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& p8 p1 }/ G7 I9 G7 hSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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2 X0 d. I2 H( M4 n; I0 HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。. K; h; j( u& |: N9 R+ w9 @( w$ c3 R
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ {0 l9 h8 b  dYou are welcome.
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