Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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6 U4 m0 _' Y" m, I4 b% oPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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  B0 x8 q; \" T. u& C3 Z1 {% |0 ~They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
! N  S7 e! p/ @7 OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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, J5 }. s5 A, d0 [$ _* l( uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
. ?; r- p7 ~4 L  lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
1 u& E# w2 I7 F& E. s: Y4 fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
7 d( `2 E0 p5 Q# v1 [$ S4 g; E0 f1 B; RHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! r3 x5 b, [2 I雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.