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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 E( m8 p2 P; t1 W# P5 p2 l$ O
Here are some examples:
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, o4 J; D" U+ y2 v. ?FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.% z, ~0 C7 C+ G) f1 r
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.( g/ o" z0 W2 p, G
- j+ N+ K- I4 _7 wTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 o* d5 \) h: E8 L$ D S1 e7 ?HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- q( M5 J4 w, _
% T+ u4 {/ X7 c+ I- ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.* U0 d2 D( Y" P5 `& P, y1 ^' t
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! [/ G5 X+ m g) M1 H/ u) s3 |9 mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ F3 D% R: y( ~. u8 kTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& j. z2 H# K4 F- ?
8 U1 }) c' B1 {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: Y/ t$ C9 Q: v
( M8 h& O1 \+ E S8 ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 B6 Q' K* j1 {4 g% n0 t0 Q3 ^! M
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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