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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 0 E, m7 X- s( W& a: b% q8 \7 D$ c
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated1 M7 Q" s+ \' p- u7 T
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: G$ v2 O6 F9 ?- F' y
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ `) ?8 M( @5 }" G, k
       
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/ [4 s, ]* b! s- c% U" dFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..0 w2 k8 f# h* h+ L
       
; O4 a+ b6 h, ^- ~; U' }8 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.- d. c% g0 ^! z4 h5 T( }- n5 I/ J: Y
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。7 R* H( B" }5 y1 b# V+ G' }* I
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

9 ^! d+ {8 P! s5 O& `' Q8 fYou are welcome.
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