Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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" @9 H0 W  M9 T' @" t% ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 [8 D% D4 n$ n& s% |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 i( H  F; c) J, aTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
2 H! ~9 G" O  f' V' t" jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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  ^, C5 ^9 t$ \Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) X2 O, N% P/ Q# X. \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
9 A5 M' p& B6 EHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.