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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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2 s, ^. a6 r; p, F$ G5 r9 I, tFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." d" d% u4 x: o, L
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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8 R* ?2 \6 A( i% t, b& @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.$ @/ n  ~' ^' F- N1 Z/ u
       
' s1 F. V6 ^/ r2 [5 ?, M- QTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated( R* _3 p2 l) e! r8 y. `4 N
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.+ V: l% }/ f: |% L/ j
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.8 J5 Q5 ]  g* v+ G% A. _2 f
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.." Z6 y+ }5 g; `
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 Z# w" W$ |$ a; b; p* L/ t2 nHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
* G. m1 M# v3 C8 p- m+ Y+ V雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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