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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ( c; ] B6 G. }* _; s, l C
Here are some examples: 2 M9 N% N- a* t8 }
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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9 `2 L4 A6 j9 _' ~( l" g+ YPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again./ Q6 c# @; r) ]/ f _. b" c
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* }8 `) G/ r2 i2 F
, a6 t2 s! D0 w, M1 `TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' K. c/ Z; ^$ a* D
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.5 z$ \) L3 |1 U0 X
) P9 j3 {5 D) b: ?SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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# a6 y& U& k9 d$ GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.8 O$ |: T" H& M# V1 e2 |. |& u/ q
: z8 `. h4 B! C/ v. k4 d7 [& ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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