Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

8 y* z0 d4 g# }7 v% V( k' y1 {They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
* I% {4 e  K  r' t! GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
9 h6 u& p6 G- v$ c) E0 V9 JSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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$ T  N* M( p2 g' u$ l6 c" }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
' h: G  w+ F8 e6 K% `2 [TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
* U! E& Y  g- i- S: d, FEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
  r8 U/ Z# Q$ M# m" ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.