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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 1 e' z. B, O5 W+ v, e- P! l5 ^
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& \1 [( i+ Y2 B6 g- s
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 }* K: V8 b$ t: M& r7 O: C# y; v* w
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated+ `% P* J( g# r9 {+ V
. A0 }( E$ `1 m0 H/ I6 U+ A9 fHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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2 J9 n0 S& t% x, H# `( C2 qSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.! W+ Q% Q9 w$ B# O C' S. [
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" G: q" F2 D$ ?* LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..$ O9 S2 |6 t( I6 k5 p+ t! R% e. X5 V0 ~1 p
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.- ^$ E7 M2 { X* R7 t0 [! [
+ X1 }) G( d) ~/ p4 N' V$ v" aEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% N4 Z7 g5 A; Z. B) |) C
- r `) n" W2 l3 j6 Z( xHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.% n5 k& z0 j) j9 `, R/ w
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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