Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, e# e  Z. x9 A' s4 X4 s) j3 VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
. ?4 a+ a1 c+ P" Y% LFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
" p! W6 n) ~' t2 Y* p2 Q7 l5 S0 k' XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! A8 Y2 S' w9 h1 ]5 QEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 G! ?, |. j4 uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  n* H' a2 C; s  M1 n- k2 f雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.