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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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" @9 H0 W M9 T' @" t% ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 [8 D% D4 n$ n& s% |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 i( H F; c) J, aTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated* N+ J" H: |2 w' @5 R
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- M) E4 i$ P( Z/ B% ^- C* O1 o$ z
2 H! ~9 G" O f' V' t" jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& H2 E& m1 h7 Y5 e: V
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) X2 O, N% P/ Q# X. \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom./ y/ c3 Y4 o. m2 `
9 A5 M' p& B6 EHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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