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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 K% Y2 w# C' l. G3 ^+ d' sHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.# r) ^! {5 H" k3 i, Z+ c o
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.. `$ Q6 O+ T, D% E* S N( U
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; _ r1 f! N. V& Z
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water./ v" F* V- Z" b. Z" Q2 n
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 i d% h1 {- C3 P" E: ?7 y; ]7 fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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