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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
: e* y; m, v$ }' j  CHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.) O8 {- X0 x, t% F7 v  j! q1 K" W, U
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.  N; i$ j4 o4 w. U( i9 t0 x. d9 J7 k

( w) D  I( B4 _' t/ [/ L1 fThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.1 E8 o4 e; l1 f
       
4 ^) o% y7 W8 w" V3 U+ MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: G% {0 v0 N- ?) C/ j1 ]- J
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..# w$ x8 }, e$ H% c: b. T6 l
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.) z, N4 Y3 O" `: U* K" z
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.. J+ l) R) R" Q- x* G
       
+ N& u2 C& M: Q! D( X; X; ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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You are welcome.
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