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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
. z/ q2 H+ C% t) QHere are some examples: 8 h, Q* L' W( a1 J6 X) F
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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4 ? p& ~' d3 F' s" hTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% u/ D+ x) a' `* ]: m. u2 F- Q
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 L. S) L1 e4 n$ v! p9 P/ ?) r
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.5 ~" K. c: C; n1 S6 J- v8 H
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 {! N9 s' h" A* r/ r- S
6 Q4 j+ c. T3 s aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., T# p8 E$ A# \% `4 l& ^
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* g" C( p. r" w& W
2 ?0 M' {' A3 gHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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