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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. I; D+ }8 ^+ U6 ^0 W
Here are some examples:
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6 ?, Y! x8 O- p1 KFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 j$ h, {, W. o0 |' }- A
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. |$ d. p$ m1 Y7 a6 A
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated7 h3 Y* ~& C5 S$ Q
$ O% r8 y5 s* d$ oHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.( N; f2 K4 ]' }$ T1 O/ M
6 n! \- }# P s6 M. M$ BSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& j2 Z9 _7 J( l
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..6 O6 M5 ^& J) Q0 ^
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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! u( M1 Y. E" T/ ZEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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8 w8 V: M: T+ v2 QHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around./ w* s& `8 v7 Y9 Q( D
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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