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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! k; k+ p. G0 d! a# ~) a
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* W( A1 `- W& W6 JThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.# Z) Z% ^; i- @- z( k, m. r' Z/ D4 d
H# I, I: F) ?/ s* OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, \5 ^6 R1 P3 e/ O. Q! b. q
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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' J7 R p+ ]+ x/ y! R* m3 LTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; w# C5 q+ x' v' T. Z) C" `; o
% H7 a$ p0 h! b8 THAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.7 ^) r5 M' d5 [6 r, [1 x
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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