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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ! n) D2 m6 \- Q9 j6 Z
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ @8 ]; U; [. X- [4 c' d2 p4 D
       
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.) z$ E$ `2 @* l6 z  w0 V4 g
       
1 ]. g7 I# U. M# tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.7 Z, s8 U; c% g; B( O
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water." t1 ?/ U+ i- A( u( e
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ e% \2 l2 R: ]HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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/ y2 }6 O# Q& L% I: gTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。' x' y# H# h& Z
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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