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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! Z3 J% i9 j; ?7 K4 Z* z7 f) _Here are some examples:
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/ u$ f6 u3 d3 K w* pFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ w9 M& U5 H4 R( q7 c6 u ^6 [8 cPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.1 d4 E, L" s) k, y4 ?4 k
- E7 |. z- e" d1 C! q5 nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt." \0 z7 a* I' z' E$ G1 z5 ^3 g# M* X
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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/ Y2 v* o( }! sTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. v% h6 A' }6 W% p l, {$ P2 M
! |4 t; S# S- R- GEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 _. j: ?$ {: l V- w y7 @HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.) f& Q: h* F6 C( o0 z/ Z
1 W7 B- M( F4 K- N4 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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