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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. - {, c+ D* X1 U' j) L8 V0 h8 s
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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5 t4 p+ }/ [: S" s- e. Z1 PThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.! i' e7 Z9 }5 U! j. h3 n5 E  L* D& A, ]% L
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated$ w. N) N0 {4 H6 ]& D
       
" ~" {+ ^( Z) H' v, O& VHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt." d) X) ^3 _- }" g6 ~3 Q0 S
       
- |# @$ g3 K! U- QSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.) E: `% v* n- F; F
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.: `! h: I5 L0 A
       
( P0 O/ v2 `" ]) W) _* R- N' OEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 }8 c6 N: p# H# k/ l9 T
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。, m% u6 @! ~+ Y4 X/ s) J, P
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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