Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

+ U* \3 m+ U. D; L  M1 tFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
$ L2 b6 ^( m1 Z2 nHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
. F' n9 }& U& Y- E6 A* q/ _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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& Y& l! @& |" m& A2 B8 X5 zFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
0 [! x/ b7 i0 ^) {. P: f5 S4 GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
7 M$ ~( y$ p. `5 D2 ]% p: T9 tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  U+ M4 c1 Z( y, k8 v雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.