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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 7 y1 b4 W+ C( o' R
Here are some examples:   
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# o" V" x" h3 OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.! v( P8 ~* O# s
       
. P7 T& b9 k8 Q. t3 {1 u/ ?PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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' h. [' t1 b6 R1 h/ X6 TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 u$ B; X$ a* y9 s3 x+ S; q( M
       
- B4 _: P0 J7 j) xTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated3 {/ b% D0 i( r3 S2 b- d/ [
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.; w5 C$ F4 L* n: M
       
4 U- k; B' _; [: {( R' H, uSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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4 m% B8 w, W7 g. ?! M8 Q1 @1 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.6 F& Z) i7 U/ P7 m6 z3 W9 B
       
7 C/ C  X7 {. d, ?) c8 [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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, ~: j, I- q: {" OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。* F9 F/ N' z8 s$ z3 @( S/ I9 V
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* I+ E5 S% Q# }4 n3 S5 |3 A' f, oYou are welcome.
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