Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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/ Y/ R4 s7 M' t& P, `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
1 }3 Q8 X2 p5 M% a) d* _# FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: l- I: D' g8 K3 rThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) Y0 O  W3 u, f2 i  M" vTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 E  L* L& s  R+ }9 L7 pFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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+ G4 e& b9 y' Q! f* F7 nHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 ?( h0 j4 i% A: m& Q4 u- S雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ Z5 B+ ]8 y$ a+ u# d0 BYou are welcome.