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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
* B' D1 Z+ W( `' HHere are some examples:   ) S/ _& \: X) d3 ]  v' Q4 B

7 |" f9 q2 M3 K2 XFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.$ D4 C) G( o1 @0 D' ?( ~- P
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.2 @& C7 b! y! I5 Z
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.! ]# H9 g. c3 U0 C
       
. ~; U0 C8 x( I) N8 b' E" kTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* O0 v/ r, d+ W; H0 `% ?, p$ A& q+ HSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.8 A3 Y0 Z/ Q7 \* W
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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" x! b/ k0 W1 M+ Y" [  EHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。, k  i- b, m% c4 w
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ L" {3 C: M; sYou are welcome.
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