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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& D  c1 E( \# A: v' Y7 CHere are some examples:   . `0 n7 h$ q* k

( S  `1 N9 b6 S  S# gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.* a- Y  }. Q  }2 f; o
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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  u  b5 H/ U; ?$ GThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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- p! _  `5 j  W' s2 `) Q3 DHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 t! P5 U% `& O8 F* ]
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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) F* {, n! y; E# {& q( oFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 r5 {, ^& ]9 S6 z& i
       
5 I: Z+ y* |- I* OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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. Y6 Y5 p& g, h. E" b+ t% a9 t% qEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* j5 F5 r) e6 b/ v5 G, ~7 u
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。* C5 u' |  x0 z) O" ^4 O5 C7 O! C
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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