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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' k8 Z: A# X, i5 a
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.5 t3 f1 ]" N8 M4 m% v) e {& s8 [
: f. ?6 c( i) a! e. N' I* JThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.9 n2 ~; O$ s: b# i9 C
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& I* d: \: G0 G! V3 n2 ]HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.3 q3 W/ C7 O5 q. B3 v; L
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.: c$ J! f e; @8 c' q
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." x- u1 `/ i% ]( U
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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8 t* @9 B8 Q. o$ `; ~9 AHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 |# C% v7 |& t
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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