Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' k% g6 w% N7 U/ L* ?3 x2 tHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, V7 N( w% ]+ z( J, q; GPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ i- S" M" X3 b- hThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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% K" E  l5 U+ k7 x5 b1 ~6 DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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! S( {; z4 H  X7 [$ Z# n, IHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ i, ^) `, l& f1 v6 @( @) O& [TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
$ k# O! I0 e' zHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
) z2 v+ ?* A" ^雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.