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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ' G5 q) H5 i. h* j& M0 s
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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% j% j  Z2 l  @4 jPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again., b- V0 A7 Q* D8 q
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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7 z5 r7 ^$ T5 i+ M0 B2 h( k$ _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ B) U- D+ D5 w5 u5 t
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.0 k9 M: p% P8 C- k
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。! T" K& F7 a2 k# t5 q$ S+ U
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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