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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ z1 z" I0 j* N2 Z1 B. Y8 A
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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: N0 \5 u* U/ ^9 [- i- C# FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; s# ]8 \& Z8 n  v% G7 l7 @- T
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% h( ]* ^& K/ s% c% \/ W; b7 ^/ `
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..  s! c: e/ s& @+ q: A' Z6 d
       
2 h6 E% O3 d7 l- X5 f1 zTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& q2 {. p- b2 f8 o( [
       
$ k4 |9 `' P2 U2 o: hEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.' ^5 k) M1 v0 I3 y. X9 ?
       
5 o5 k8 s4 {+ ]' n$ z5 r1 DHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 J* \4 Z  Q6 I( a" p6 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 v: t) c# y/ ?6 G3 ^2 K( O雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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