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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " w6 H2 {1 \6 B7 d8 S* T
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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! T8 g' K( J+ z! a1 APHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.7 o0 |6 e% l; R- a0 c* m
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.* z% c0 B- n' k$ I+ W9 T
6 \; G: {8 Q5 n/ JTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- }- Z* u7 W3 T+ X' ~, Y; z- c. c
1 [) q3 }1 O: t2 V) oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.% v' n0 e5 b F" E( p4 ]+ E7 z
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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& y4 R9 _/ N: b* vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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/ b& }" m0 Y) cHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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