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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   D9 T3 P) ^8 ]  T) a; Y
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.: Q; n1 C" a8 B, i+ N7 \" T) L- v
       
8 T; ]$ v2 w; g2 hPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 K& m/ N# t& Y1 P
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.6 X( e8 N& o# T8 ^) N
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.' ^% x- t+ y4 {' r' t
       
4 i6 ~0 _, V5 R  DSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.8 \% m# M+ P" @" X; V  M/ t
       
# h- o5 V% L. Y( ]6 o% o) WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。1 j& t4 G, ~; `/ S& a) v$ F* U* `
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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