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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. % [* r5 J: f2 w0 O3 e
Here are some examples:   
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5 t8 e9 p4 V( nFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 ~! x( |9 ^% o  x% {, _1 B
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; s& I  {" w% X4 H& X1 u7 {HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! f7 S0 b, d" ^" ESPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' V. J+ w- p$ n
       
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& S8 {& l# z+ AFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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- u3 r1 \  x5 F7 a" Z% ^1 {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.: v% p' t3 |. e( Z, d, l4 U- d
       
8 l, a4 v+ Q! o$ H" MEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ V7 |% V7 B/ x
       
9 Y" r, a+ O' k: z3 i( `7 X8 yTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ _* w8 a# ^1 j5 v; r) D雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

% [5 ~% q. i3 Q6 j2 [5 gYou are welcome.
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