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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
9 L, }5 c- H$ \$ s1 h! xHere are some examples:   
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+ _/ f5 @; g; a3 [9 OFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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8 Z$ O3 y5 {2 b1 b, u" `PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons." ~! N; P6 D, R; C' J( s
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated4 m: i2 l6 `8 D+ l) @
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) D" h( `5 Y7 V9 K
       
( W3 L8 @* S3 I1 S& A( z" XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.' a1 s# S% O" p( {' E- q9 b
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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" D; k, \. _3 J$ P) s2 I9 h  {TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 G& ]8 J4 Y! I% R- u) p  E5 HEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。+ j# F' I4 Z- a8 G/ V
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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