Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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$ T& L* Y$ d3 G. L" iTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& n3 V' c! A8 [2 Q7 J  v$ OHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
) y7 i% h4 J. P) g( \7 V8 B$ n: wSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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' _4 e0 J' T) ~& \' VTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
. ]. I" Y/ P; i$ Z: x8 E7 y+ T0 gHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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9 Q) h5 `+ o' F! u1 @THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
% @& l, @( U( G  p/ {雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.