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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 3 Y$ s. q7 w; z3 o
Here are some examples:   4 R2 v- N; @1 y0 a; \" x) `! J
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., V, j: ~$ ?1 z; T
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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- N2 \+ L2 b  {1 D6 `$ `They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated- U, D$ v/ [& m  |
       
" d/ s9 A! q8 k7 r; G$ k) @2 nHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.- e* Y7 y' S( x/ A% `$ g; S. F9 X
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... Q* T6 j: J: j9 \& `+ a/ ~9 y
       
9 M9 X; k" G9 t" O" KTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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0 ?$ y  a5 R5 k" QEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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1 X7 b8 A8 ?! x. E) x. aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。' q- z$ v2 }$ @( D
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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