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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 g8 ]7 K7 ~: v
Here are some examples:   
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# `8 b" n2 }. W8 j% EFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.1 F8 O8 \- g- J% K
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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: O6 h2 }; G- `4 l9 TThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.4 n0 Z5 X6 X  ^1 S. f8 [
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 l9 w7 y( ?1 W0 O6 D
       
7 M' J: [  ~  g6 bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 z3 C* e, y/ o/ u; N
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.2 i) X7 H( h* V. ^+ U
       
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( G+ q& g4 i% SFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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# d5 S1 o5 S$ n* G) o6 Q% n. rTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.  E6 m4 k; s1 I2 \6 n
       
) x5 A! b; H/ f6 y: C. P( g: SEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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: ~6 N/ _, C7 B# YHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 a0 q) {3 |3 h, s4 o. x
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 K* o' q% p4 e$ D3 ?4 M& R雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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