Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ t! J7 S5 v  T) V4 F- eHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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9 i! k+ D/ R" h! V) a. d$ nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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3 B9 j" s! {8 o. W8 f( R% @# ETIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
& }6 ?: K) E. T/ sHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
+ v# h/ a- R2 {- t7 d/ [TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
; q0 B  U# i) _  \. \! M* \$ JEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
1 P9 M! O5 |- WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
8 ~/ k4 [. }/ f, c1 lTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.