Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ d) C- y9 J0 A$ T6 f$ {% }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. A: d9 e8 e2 @, i: M2 gHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
" r5 }1 d4 {! Q; J3 J' fTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
- x6 }8 F) R5 D! V2 X  `* J8 @, EEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
- `$ _, h: C% y; ]+ N4 \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
& g1 p$ `7 ~7 e" ~7 t$ X! E5 g3 cTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
( t$ N6 b5 p1 e) _0 ?3 Z' A雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

3 ~2 k$ {0 e! B3 ^8 `% b/ O9 _2 L# bYou are welcome.