Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
; b: `" [1 V, y! H6 Z4 |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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+ `; Z* @3 R. @8 ETIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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5 D( Q8 o' G7 j3 ~+ D5 xHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
; P7 s% K9 S! \- y$ S: LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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% N4 P: K% y: g. D0 T9 W! fFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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& Q% B7 q, N4 g& }' k3 i9 L' b6 PTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
0 g& y8 ^/ T# x/ b- ]EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
5 {9 q. s: x, Y$ ]/ ^4 r. q" n雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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