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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# d; x2 s+ ^9 l0 L- l0 YHere are some examples: # i7 b1 M' e' B' _
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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* m# B& ^& V; G5 Z+ M6 qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.+ V9 Z8 o# M$ A# e% u
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. {! T8 m0 _2 x: t! @, y0 @
; e3 W7 x) u3 B$ z+ s7 uHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- h3 V8 Q1 p0 a7 X* {$ ]
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.3 Y# z* _9 a( A. g, {% i
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/ f, c1 @ y. p) a2 H9 ?% ZFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..% H9 f4 V* [2 U. A3 ~
- X6 j! P y5 w" |- gTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) C1 |! J+ \+ G! Y" G B& TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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1 ^( x8 o! s& S' y7 E# VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." \) Q) |2 r. k' H/ E. O
- m7 c( U. y) z6 m# a/ sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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