Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

( A  m4 g$ l. O  \0 kThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
4 h* h& i6 r7 T6 cTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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% }" R$ N. E; H. ?9 V  E! X( e4 d* B0 LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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# x  ^  x( S, }, [: S5 w6 w5 I$ jSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
" {& X0 {- p* [" tFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
4 o- ?6 s/ X4 l" t( XTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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- J+ ]9 w% h6 b( Z, NEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.