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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
0 G! l4 s& b8 M* lHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." A" z7 T  v- w0 d* p
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.! T! l# J: H3 T' L  R7 I

- S' S5 c  t) U( k; _They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.% {' [; S& {  T& h% C. }" b& {
       
, g8 C0 c( i, B: mTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.! @7 t% _/ X4 ]" U' V5 d
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* H! j$ D: z* Z2 p$ yTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.6 `! `- K6 l+ m9 L
       
) g4 l7 H; S/ V* E) s9 }HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& r/ ?" e6 P2 d3 ]+ g雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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You are welcome.
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