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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.! M' V p0 b5 w: I- ]
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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; \8 N4 C# ]% y9 I; \7 _TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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& C! y) s- x. I. NHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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* c Z: O0 I4 f; p5 f& `# YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ t# f- @5 W- h# Y& w, g2 hTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.( g6 E H8 R; s
+ E6 X; r3 M- z' y# rEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# [7 o8 G7 w2 ]6 ]7 ~+ y
$ Y0 s$ W" K- i$ N) T4 SHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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( K1 J: O x# sTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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