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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 6 B* {, Y5 k8 l9 I7 p# N
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# _5 o/ _) m0 c, mFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., G: m! F1 A! s' G. t
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" B1 S  R2 j1 vThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.3 n( I4 C& C# U% A4 U9 V
       
" e+ s5 J; U7 [5 N$ w8 g+ c* ^. DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated( l7 O0 n( R6 v* Y& s
       
, s1 u4 E" e# h2 Q. tHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.0 c! J6 Z/ `( }0 }( m
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.  P+ N& `* L( m  \6 @! u
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..2 `# X, Q, C$ F
       
' s5 ^9 E+ I1 N: T" X2 CTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.; ?; ?, s7 C% T# B" X' d% |
       
7 H+ q/ p' e( c  YEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.- {8 o8 V1 B, E3 c5 k/ p
       
: [* ~: p2 ~. W3 W" M; |" v# GHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., @/ E( C  C) O6 y. ~1 Z
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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