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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ o& `: @2 f; n* gHere are some examples: + Y9 q8 z( R. Z/ j, @7 u; \
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, {9 r# x4 u/ u: lTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated8 K1 l' z d- W$ F1 R7 e
" m1 f" L3 t# }% E- dHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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2 g& k: z2 Z. U$ e6 I; D4 Z3 fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.! S3 q) x9 R; N( r+ R8 W1 X6 W0 z
& n7 U) G. Y ?) W8 _4 MHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.8 o1 R3 P6 c& j K! {3 v
# S; h" l, c i; [5 U* n: B+ L3 KTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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