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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, ^% Y0 }9 b% \" O2 V1 {2 |+ UHere are some examples:   
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  F/ H7 y, g9 r6 d8 q/ @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.+ H' V+ `% y) f/ ~; m
       
/ P: w" a& t0 i1 s9 W- E0 R1 dPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.  T) A" X: M2 }0 }) |

% {. h( }; W  P/ H) cThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 S& ^( I2 j1 o; G
       
$ A* D% `/ f! y6 x' A$ E, UTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated) `- W* v* K+ h% I) |! ]0 ?
       
7 J, }7 Z5 z% P! p" j( xHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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/ q* K! f: R2 C6 q% CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.; Z% e' L4 s( Q& b) p
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& y. |$ y1 E: z9 n, P雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ L% t, b+ w8 f/ |5 z4 x5 lYou are welcome.
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