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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   p  l2 H* C8 ]. o
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8 x1 ?5 u! F5 I; b. ]FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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" N1 x2 j. f9 j. b1 ]8 EPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.: S. C; V# v1 E6 O( L
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated, d4 ?6 g4 K8 C+ G) L4 v- @
       
! A9 G0 ]! F5 F7 P% @7 o$ P: JHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.- u# K* ~0 i* M" R6 b  J
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 ]5 z3 }. H2 b8 `0 R
       
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' l% D+ ]5 s! f7 `# j$ |Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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. R8 t& Z5 l, Y  GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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" x; \) u5 r' v% ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。) P9 ~2 f2 B  x& |! L" Q! X7 R$ p
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" N4 y5 j+ ^- aYou are welcome.
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