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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., I9 f1 w7 `' c' o
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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6 j5 F! o+ J. \5 k5 @TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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+ T  |5 s6 ?) c- T5 cHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.2 _( W+ ~* y8 I: U2 y
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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+ ~& W: D6 u" }8 O0 mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..0 T; l/ P# `- A& L/ V9 ~$ R* n
       
7 [8 m2 W. U( F& g1 aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 t3 d" ]' i) e7 G/ H; ~
       
  |, d* j, n/ V' I2 D. b  v9 ~HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.2 V% `* r. \4 e1 D3 r! m
       
+ `3 m$ m7 k" G% A" jTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。: K+ ]' e1 O9 n, T" o/ \' {& }
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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