Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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" X* I, M# o6 W, C0 bFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 [  i9 H5 f2 T( @% U$ f: iPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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$ j& X$ S0 O& t8 {, DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
9 d" J" H5 E( C# n) y) t; GHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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8 M, i* L( L9 E# E& P. w7 \THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
  Q3 k6 i8 ~* q  Y, Z5 W- S: k6 Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.