Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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% p3 ^0 M; z6 LFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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! O3 O' i* |3 rPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

) U- P! A- s6 n- ^They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 Z1 @& g, X9 |9 v3 c0 A% lTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
( w  [$ @7 A7 _5 FHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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- h' c$ p& H1 t  a: MSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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$ y7 x' L: H3 i% v* BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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; [! S( ?4 z' B3 ?- vEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 s$ F& q0 T, o, p6 C9 W( d( S4 PHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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: h0 \; g! Y' i* RTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
3 C6 S" S4 m) [7 Q% \; k雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.