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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ K% c4 [4 Q; W* d2 H/ W! jHere are some examples:   0 A5 o# v- J+ k* f5 N
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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& l& H3 c2 p# W: `* RPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.: W( f/ l. ]3 v8 j
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.8 Z( w  H; M2 U) S. W
       
: w# `" y" T/ T" T# g5 R5 C; QTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ T: I$ \% i& O+ T# P
       
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# I9 N$ C- Q1 t4 N, t, p5 U' y+ vFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: K: r/ X9 ^( U* d/ |- a# ~: i2 FTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ }0 D# O/ `. {: _
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.3 w/ Z* A* w" |% x. q2 i; g
       
  W3 ~5 H1 U# Z, V4 P* i/ LHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.; M; t" ]- x( k0 t, |* k
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! q8 y  h$ `0 v雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

1 O# S8 l- Y; f$ U- z& ~, A# oYou are welcome.
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