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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
/ k% X- p* A; p+ F3 Y+ h; AHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.. N+ I( E& G7 Q- a
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; w( ]6 ?: e6 K$ h0 U. @0 H
       
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2 b' v3 j# i6 f1 G% Z, u( v: y8 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.1 A; ]2 i* @9 ^% N+ `
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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6 Y; x8 k% b/ n3 n) e5 iHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around., T* b2 U! L1 \5 v
       
" b9 k  V5 [0 M; g) qTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。: H. ^/ O" v( I9 c' U) l- Q; }
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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