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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. + @/ @7 O- I& K* ]3 R
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.- X- c# Y5 F; s$ W5 d( V! I
       
9 L/ I4 z2 Y8 k8 t5 nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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. O/ s7 b. \; p( n5 _: P4 D4 |They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.2 D' {" [9 d! Z) }
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.' E5 v1 {& A, p: s/ x3 m
       
1 {% X" h6 h3 dEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
" G: @( s2 B4 L" E% Q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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