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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   w. w# [' c2 d
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.& a+ L$ {: z+ s
       
, M+ ]2 z9 h  Y6 ]TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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5 w+ q+ f% E. f* @1 w( {) qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) p/ }% s6 o- ]+ b
       
: G8 }+ E6 a# ]) oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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4 G6 d9 |" P0 S, ?Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.! {! ?4 i$ m3 {2 R- P1 i
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.8 @$ k7 q! I6 c' ]# l
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.+ S# v( U  c0 h' A0 }' D4 y% x
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 h( u- q- z1 N' X雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ W3 _9 w5 t* B9 TYou are welcome.
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