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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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' `: _$ O! @1 j! r# AFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.% b% Y  z2 Y( c4 _- S( a; _
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.( `3 X5 \2 w! h8 g9 `  o

" ?! p! q; Z& aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; y/ V0 w! _+ |" ?
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.& i2 x% n$ Y4 K, M* y5 I/ b
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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! g/ w) P4 F* k3 BTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.3 `  r/ E# }: g
       
0 R. z- `* Z& X+ [* YEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.: e; A8 M9 j" q2 j
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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; g/ z4 p/ a5 F' W  _5 lTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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. x) _" x0 t  E& H2 g- jYou are welcome.
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