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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. " s) V' F, }6 K
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.: ]; v& y3 g6 p9 k2 g( i
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.0 t: i( F3 P2 F3 l# e
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ m0 I* n% }3 E6 M& c) \; c
" Y% A$ o0 _- ^: }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.) V- d8 P5 |& }9 ^. f5 M
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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+ e7 D* w) m) q5 w1 d0 h5 gEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.% S/ V. f8 c% `+ {" I
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.- c( j+ R' N5 C
* x! l- M; D+ o& \2 STHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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