Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
/ q# Y/ I6 W! c! O6 A3 V
, o4 J; D" U+ y2 v. ?FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
! S% E1 @1 q7 R
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
- j+ N+ K- I4 _7 wTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
/ J# _4 ]7 t. s3 v- h       
0 o* d5 \) h: E8 L$ D  S1 e7 ?HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
% T+ u4 {/ X7 c+ I- ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
5 _+ ?* C) `( t3 AWEB PAGES:
! [/ G5 X+ m  g) M1 H/ u) s3 |9 mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
* e+ f7 E% m2 P4 T/ {% k6 o       
$ F3 D% R: y( ~. u8 kTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
8 U1 }) c' B1 {EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
( M8 h& O1 \+ E  S8 ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ x* d4 P+ J, o2 ^雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.