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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 3 j) f& }% a& R' m, A
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 q, T% Q* O& e
       
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.  {7 i( k: v+ @2 T
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated% K7 U7 _! S2 |) ^8 f6 X% n! Q# b) H6 n
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.+ j- x- l6 A, s
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..3 m( z- g5 v2 d  |
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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/ }! ^6 s7 A+ ^% F% c, kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。/ `; Z. f+ r( l1 D/ n
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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