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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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; l6 C/ r9 r3 }6 _! S"Is that you Fred?" 8 m, Q0 {) s4 Y2 d! `
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 2 T+ ~5 V5 F: i% l* }
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"What is it like?"
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& `6 r7 }# i3 |) M% Z"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 5 [4 J' l& d7 o
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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