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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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8 B) k" i6 k9 n% {"Mary... Mary...."
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9 p9 }/ E' b# b8 S' j"Is that you Fred?" " A/ L6 d: s. _7 l
- Y3 x0 \; Y' p% @"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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# |- X# L: y2 t7 E8 ~8 o. V8 O"What is it like?" T# G1 Y6 H. Y, ]5 X6 P
/ n6 D& Y7 E G) z" D"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 Y8 w) G% k. F" g1 y s5 Z8 _- M
( i3 q' d4 C( ?0 {( z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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