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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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* Z: p$ S8 a7 m( J! p) v! {"Mary... Mary...."
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$ g2 S& X0 F7 N* J5 b8 x9 \: {"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 w" Z. Q/ c4 w. `8 U" a3 f* h# [
; I% _# k0 r! W* j" R7 V* x8 }* e0 Q"What is it like?" 0 w e" W9 R' v/ |: z0 q b
! H$ t# o! i1 @6 m"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + A4 `3 Y0 V* z% Y3 _3 n3 P, I
+ H9 t. {" M+ j U1 ?* ]"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." * W; r6 ~& z# N8 @
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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