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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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- k( R6 A1 V7 |% e+ E"Mary... Mary...." t% W% L, u& ^! P; ~
) U; c- a+ V% s8 {0 i5 A7 a"Is that you Fred?" 7 j7 u7 R! a6 A6 F8 A& G
* @6 A: G. O4 h: u t( [1 H"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." / g& W1 u6 D: I5 S, P
# Q; r+ L/ n3 z$ Y"What is it like?" 4 {' e" v! z0 c1 z3 `1 L/ i; y4 F$ ?
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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$ x x& e0 c# [4 z' O3 R; Z2 m"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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