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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." $ W1 _" I& t" k0 `. l
5 t2 S9 @4 f6 Z+ R- E"Is that you Fred?" ( h6 G0 a3 u& K) n3 F
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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* F) z' l9 r" ?$ h. z a"What is it like?"
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] I! }1 t) w4 B( w% U8 g"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 1 ^0 b8 S9 I& N% s
( T4 f* W/ \ t: N% C+ {"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) O- ^; K( l5 c, g* B9 W4 x& @6 q4 K" e
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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