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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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4 C* t0 z1 H. e3 I6 b"Is that you Fred?" % T5 J8 y. L3 f
% R9 S( e9 G6 n, Q: l/ k"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 7 u( s6 V' m% n8 D7 D$ t Y
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"What is it like?" + f2 e- o4 f$ i N: @
0 n# G4 z, k/ a0 \$ g, i"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . i6 p& ~3 R* r9 X( q! @
# N, t8 k/ |' L4 A) S- i! G6 Y"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." % d5 Z1 K& |# G3 r1 X- |
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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