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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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! I+ n/ T+ W- N E( h( D: M7 t"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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( m- c9 r0 g" I5 Q. L5 F5 T" |+ h"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 2 h! ^0 m, x! c W) ]% W S
) _' E# Z7 j" U; R! r6 @6 _"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " & b# j: a0 j1 ^
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ G" V( Y1 G" s' q+ `$ A! G
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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