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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ s6 [- x1 j2 v8 A
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"Mary... Mary...."
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- x7 V6 D% w2 D"Is that you Fred?" ' h4 y8 R% k0 t$ W1 X
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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, `" u$ v9 Q2 I. \, s( ]7 E" Q# [3 C"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) d; l# y! R6 K: [
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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