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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. - E. ~% d3 U/ _% T& _
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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# O& Y: a; j- S+ }* I3 Q1 Z, B' F"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 I5 W2 j, T2 g0 Y+ P& C
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"What is it like?" ; i( e+ Y9 \ G( o/ j0 ?% m: C
" [$ x N6 N6 Y \"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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" H; U( n1 h2 d"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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