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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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) I, y, w! T& f6 h"Mary... Mary...." ' N: R; l/ j' Z) `5 B" X
$ L* T$ F% X2 w9 Q) D v"Is that you Fred?" Z0 N! Z5 u: Q) q5 d. f
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 0 {( G' `0 Y- d8 k
j0 j( t! E3 a, t/ L"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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' q" q$ A5 {; |2 E- {* q"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 7 ^8 z V. [ B4 M, A; t
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