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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." : H, L+ V i6 l6 _, A/ D
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"Is that you Fred?" & J/ s' X+ p+ Q. X" z' |4 s/ q2 c
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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; i1 E0 i4 r2 C& ]" _0 J4 V"What is it like?"
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2 y' {- V" Q1 c3 E. J"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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