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Husband of the year
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# I5 C. |7 n; t5 g9 L, e( WThe honorable
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followed closely by... / e0 I" p( `+ D
( q, \4 ~% J$ `' F$ h7 l/ OThe United States of America
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+ E: g/ e" q0 s g2 L3 k) _but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece 4 `- [# U) }; C/ j/ E! g
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it was very very close but the runner up prize " n, w. R$ s- T/ S
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was awarded to.... 5 B+ `0 Y" k6 F: q. M, T
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. , W, ?, _2 j9 f+ w* E. U
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish." N6 j5 @4 N( j# y# W5 k
) S, E3 F k( z1 `: Q% C( XThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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/ w5 A: ~; y! m5 QWoman has Man in it; 7 |- v2 x1 Z! D/ v3 s+ Z% {9 G
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 4 j8 J4 m* R0 Y7 F) v7 |) u
Female has Male in it;
7 i! V4 t+ W) Z9 bShe has He in it;
2 E; B3 K. A8 i+ c0 dMadam has Adam in it;
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) J/ v* i( p6 S% COkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ( v+ X# G& n( j: ^/ i5 i
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I never looked at it this way before: @4 \# D. F- F" f+ D, v3 v% [
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with0 r3 z, D. H7 h$ Z, Z2 D
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 1 \8 O! w6 r( F8 w
+ R" Y+ U# d, k4 l ZRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You$ h) p9 g5 r. F& n B
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