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Husband of the year( x D3 t$ U; b1 ]! j" q& {
awards
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The honorable
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- P3 c# ]+ a9 f! G* GThe United Kingdom 0 `" s# f5 }# |) t B- c
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followed closely by... : L3 x# k, s9 d
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The United States of America
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% i9 K* @) Y2 u0 O, o' Mbut 3rd Place must go to...1 Q! m, x' y/ K& g* A& \
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it was very very close but the runner up prize ) u5 F W& y9 G2 E: R$ y
2 {4 ^* I" ?6 h* awas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even " f3 V) H8 W; C6 ]% {: \. P1 ]
holding her hand....
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# \4 Y9 i& T! hWoman has Man in it; 4 q1 O, ~# G* Z
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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She has He in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: ; }' d* r( D% W, [
+ B. s- t7 N7 @7 OEver notice how all of women's problems start with4 w5 s4 K7 B2 w1 z7 H. `
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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