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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:% ^7 E4 l5 \- B- E1 u
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America
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and then...
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& A3 H, n P D# obut 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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( n3 X/ @) B* T3 n2 {) e* \* g; cwas awarded to.... 8 S4 H! O* P9 Z; p" I8 B
Serbia
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+ e! T' X( `, [& M, k- Tbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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) }! F- Z% y: ^& d% kIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even . O# b; j! H! b
holding her hand....1 U. Z* p6 b$ T* r5 y' c9 a5 K# S3 Q
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Woman has Man in it; 1 T8 N1 b$ d6 g7 T% p/ I7 H! p# \
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 4 v: |3 _! E. K/ P2 C, ^
Female has Male in it; ; e: c4 N2 e, K" i' c9 [! H
She has He in it;
& p" G( x; a# l$ d+ ~; KMadam has Adam in it;
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) D4 r Q, G9 z+ V3 C) JOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 3 o& X) b8 t7 L0 N$ f& z5 b1 t
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I never looked at it this way before:
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7 B! z/ a* s3 u1 `# s$ g2 PEver notice how all of women's problems start with" F% e5 [/ r7 ~% V* ?
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MENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. * i+ B# s' p. Y4 y
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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