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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house E' _0 \( v7 d3 }7 z2 F }& f1 d
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
2 M2 u9 p, h D/ P* }# oShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
8 `" Z% H$ j- K! a, WCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.. p2 m/ b( T: i( Y
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
9 C; r- h! i; \% u) F, r MWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.4 g8 b; q+ F% |
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," f0 F* Z8 c+ S. `- f1 O
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
9 @5 q5 }4 {3 P3 W/ d5 cFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,5 A) w3 x8 m& I, E! h
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
+ W2 ^- I! L% i, \With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
0 v$ ]" I1 b7 Z+ `4 @9 \When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
* ]; n7 m: I9 N: X5 f& k. Q4 gDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
. q3 K+ D5 x9 V9 e/ X, RTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .3 n$ ?8 T9 `& r8 M0 \7 M
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
0 {( O6 ]1 U- t1 ~"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."$ O6 U. ]5 A& k, k
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,5 u1 a1 k/ j( g4 [' O6 e. c' X8 q
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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