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Tiger s Holiday Poem/ D0 ~, a/ z7 K# W
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house2 B4 T2 v4 y/ s- L7 p# Z. \. O
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
# A7 A/ Z7 D0 t0 N# c! L& LShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
- r" @ X2 [ a" {' o" ^& hCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: |% h. l( ?9 o/ G
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
% R& C3 x3 m" P4 [1 f" `. }! S6 aWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.6 f3 M) n: f- [" k. W3 _* m
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
) U& L7 h8 t. @2 ]; JWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
: h, T7 h( h% L* D6 NFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
! `5 i2 U9 E; \( |Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news. q9 Z8 ~' G0 y* C- S
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
+ P/ ^6 ?: ]' B+ K6 ~6 C& R2 mWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.* b+ v' C/ @: h% K7 J
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) B( v9 y5 z% C5 r! H m% x2 vTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
/ R- b4 B: g. d- c) [+ f8 bAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
% E/ p7 S: Y0 `6 s! y$ `"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."7 F! i8 `. L. T; T! p; \
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,! B4 r3 N& u) E* ~: w# Z4 \$ ]
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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