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Tiger s Holiday Poem' l) V/ j, O( R& S! Q$ ^
* ?0 B% a3 E5 B& K& h, l! f0 STwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
! @( e& w0 K( S: s2 q" {" E# eTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.7 V! v5 x7 G4 R: `9 Q5 u, y9 v
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,$ q( }. @! I4 S! d# ?. a1 b9 z+ h
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.$ x4 f8 W3 V' x, }. g- s5 l1 B
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
% U% J7 n! T F; f0 E. x+ cWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
. L$ a/ \6 `9 G0 |# t( uHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,8 ?& o4 u) @1 s/ W- j) o
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.4 G5 S+ h3 ?# o% I& k& d
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
) o1 p5 @$ l+ r0 d6 K" YTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news. E1 K |, J+ Y3 F% k+ Q
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
0 R; i8 k% b2 V# m( r) S! J, kWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
8 J% z) g0 r9 o* T1 Y* s/ `2 k9 GDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', Q4 ^6 X% ^. ?2 Z; X1 w6 G
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
6 R/ h1 }/ m8 m1 d4 e5 J- ]And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,3 f+ i% g- S( ~/ L8 }
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."5 L- g: A$ i# I" \" a0 c) [$ D
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
( j* q- a t+ \% n+ w" I+ bHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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