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Tiger s Holiday Poem" e: U- P- W& h$ _" W" b
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house; k% b8 m" @6 _ N+ E( X# x
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
y: o& h$ ^* y" R! hShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,. {1 p3 a* A" u [! Y' b& V
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
' }6 {4 U2 y) u: y% `7 u7 W# qHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
; y$ b1 V! H7 W2 _! jWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.4 G1 r# d l: h; Y6 H
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,# M& P2 J ]% ^8 R- Y# q' k
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.) d8 ^( n! s$ \, |
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,9 { ]) g/ H8 J! e% \1 M
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
7 b3 n9 F2 }! b( g6 hWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
# _0 D8 `/ C1 l5 ^: kWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.) x. ]* j" z' r
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',3 U- L5 G4 @+ T2 u8 L3 n2 }
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
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/ B& o8 B6 h3 r/ L8 r) G( i"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."; w& O' w9 Y" a9 H
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,2 O$ J# r8 a9 ?! g* H, u/ N9 j$ n
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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