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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
! d" o5 D$ U% Y* ]- ZTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
5 O3 |9 }7 l7 q' Q( N1 gShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
4 z# K0 |5 ~! z& V7 Y7 HCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.$ M- d, S( o! Z0 V
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
0 d8 ]' p4 F" F9 ~; nWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
7 z0 ]* y! M/ L8 ~9 D# t/ fHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," a1 E& `* v2 m5 T0 r3 H
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
3 e9 Q7 ]+ O# J1 s5 K# y, O# Q2 gFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
% Z6 Y& B4 U% r/ j3 b( P N3 r QTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.4 l# M& g0 M* T' S5 _' Y) z1 t7 ~
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,5 h4 O. u$ q0 L7 P L
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.5 R" T7 ^) Y3 b9 S1 X$ p6 v- y
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',# h: z0 \, L) T" f
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
7 |; b$ V6 A T- k" hAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
3 n9 J' T: o& p' i3 F: c- b"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
7 X$ t V+ e w; c2 hShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,: P2 P3 K1 l. `: ~7 U) |3 ?8 r3 F' T6 T
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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