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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈. n- r( i# ^* N1 a
好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem/ D0 ~, a/ z7 K# W
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house2 B4 T2 v4 y/ s- L7 p# Z. \. O
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
# A7 A/ Z7 D0 t0 N# c! L& LShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
- r" @  X2 [  a" {' o" ^& hCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: |% h. l( ?9 o/ G
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
% R& C3 x3 m" P4 [1 f" `. }! S6 aWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.6 f3 M) n: f- [" k. W3 _* m
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
) U& L7 h8 t. @2 ]; JWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
: h, T7 h( h% L* D6 NFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
! `5 i2 U9 E; \( |Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.  q9 Z8 ~' G0 y* C- S
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
+ P/ ^6 ?: ]' B+ K6 ~6 C& R2 mWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.* b+ v' C/ @: h% K7 J
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) B( v9 y5 z% C5 r! H  m% x2 vTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
/ R- b4 B: g. d- c) [+ f8 bAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
% E/ p7 S: Y0 `6 s! y$ `"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."7 F! i8 `. L. T; T! p; \
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,! B4 r3 N& u) E* ~: w# Z4 \$ ]
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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