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Tiger s Holiday Poem+ a- D4 I. O( a
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house" D) J+ f+ O$ D+ p/ O
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
/ |& k9 k0 J1 a0 v2 q; s/ O( @5 t. PShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, [- L- g& G% ~( `4 [- g+ [* a
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. Z& w, `2 \8 f" M6 f
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( z* k" l* Q9 N4 ^: J6 o% zWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.6 P& Z3 I' f3 r" |" r
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# L; @2 G- f* v( V% LWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
+ c- D4 J4 a# tFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
) P# z, \' L6 c: ^4 BTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.3 _7 m: _+ ]- m) }* C- G
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
$ e3 n5 m X7 m# s& WWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. g; u9 f& B L" j- e, K1 L
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
: h, s- @9 U# d* L# CTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .2 x( z) v' ]9 G+ r2 _
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
$ A; d+ _! f. D+ y' d"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
, f: X; e! m8 U2 }She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,1 u" I4 ~7 e) M/ }
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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