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Tiger s Holiday Poem5 b2 S' e2 Y: k# W
! `% B9 I: i. N" e7 b2 k* O8 |Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
5 b1 t4 o0 X9 X4 ?6 dTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.) }4 ?: ~- T4 k9 Z3 v2 x
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry," @3 u0 L$ D$ m7 O% c8 c
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.' U9 J2 N7 M k( _* |
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.$ a p* M6 z# a8 `# {
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
0 o+ z2 m& L9 X5 PHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,; I* [, A5 ~/ c0 @ C* m' v
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
# t+ [% {' d! F- R7 hFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,1 m7 j) h2 J- q4 R; t' Q1 I
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
" A. P9 x$ J2 Z6 yWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,' j1 H) n+ M! {0 O" J# P" g: i7 D
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
2 u8 V6 }/ |7 L3 N& a! T" BDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',. }9 g* J; t5 M- k+ R( e" Z, O
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .6 l$ h& U. Z1 w
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,! M$ R P. o& R }$ r
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
% \; P$ t( E- C0 d2 c; p; d) aShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
N- P1 \' m( s* \Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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