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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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9 V, _: F+ k' tTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
! ~. W$ ?8 i+ wTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
. } x: x0 j- h' \* Y* ~% yShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
: m8 j: o/ ~* j( n4 e5 \! ~; n# HCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
3 U0 J2 S! U8 ]# n# @He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
$ R2 v) i9 Q7 q% xWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.) [2 z4 x2 p4 a1 }- A9 i
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,; o! s+ X8 k4 a7 J
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.6 p$ i( d) @' X9 \0 r. ~+ N' j
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,/ s$ K; n% y: R3 ~5 U1 L
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
8 O; j. t4 P* E7 S$ `! @With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
2 Z6 a* o* p) m6 y4 ~When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.1 S h" Y8 G; j \+ A; A5 `' N6 p
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
`9 p0 k0 `/ `8 u/ wTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .7 H' e p0 R2 K4 c6 E; y
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,9 i# ] S8 z3 n7 b+ q5 J
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."7 r) b7 O& z1 a, R
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
6 X2 n1 \" W, _' ]- G* _) [) dHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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