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Tiger s Holiday Poem. p& t* T% P) U# H
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house4 @! H+ A. c, W2 `0 \
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse./ A8 a' b3 x0 h! K2 v8 i
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
" e* d, k$ z. Q# x: V5 S' S. TCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
, m4 Q! M: T, N% RHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
+ p% x" g- }! E# BWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
* Q. w( _( u @, f5 D$ NHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
' I6 Q2 V5 `4 \: ]2 c6 V5 FWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.. Y5 q6 h7 [+ C3 W; j1 ~
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,- _1 o7 [1 p2 X& q3 R
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.: h* }! ~; T$ N/ A: e: m
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
( m; O% Q% p' m1 y$ R6 vWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
$ _( A2 A. C$ i* d; ?Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',3 c2 s0 \8 _6 [. p/ A5 D2 _
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
1 W" @! q4 Y( d+ t6 }; G0 g5 oAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, Z" [5 I* U/ k! R
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
8 z/ D# \. A9 |6 H& y7 J) Z0 dShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,' D3 y, X+ ^- F W, x! P8 @; u9 I
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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