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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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8 F6 {  T7 p$ V7 S5 E0 {8 rA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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; M: O: J& t. MThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
. P8 X( D4 B9 \9 Fanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
3 C9 `) d5 E1 d* @. m+ Khad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
. s( Q8 P# a- H' O: Mnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:: g8 P& O* d4 Y/ f1 o

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' e2 p8 a) b. a9 BYou'll love this !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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  L0 N2 c! N/ |! I& l. a- Twhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
7 r. n$ v0 n: K0 a5 w2 A有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

- \4 ~4 q4 |& C& P2 D/ S Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.( H( Z% P6 F# i2 x
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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