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7 t9 M R; X9 J% T8 C( v3 mA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"" }' ~! m2 P, t6 [: Y5 a& {0 U
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3 S) d! N; X% `# y& ?The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
' E, ?: s1 P: Q1 b: n- c- P' Eanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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9 h4 {* |8 t: K8 `As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us& c# _$ u a5 ^7 u
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,' Q) l3 H# z2 K' S5 t8 q: Z
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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' `3 W/ i# }8 U* cYou'll love this ! # k0 D# @% ?: {/ h/ s6 y5 L2 v
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