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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"6 p& U: p2 Q* C0 T' z
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out& C6 ^/ j5 c0 K5 B/ Y
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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# x {' D9 d8 {6 T J: {( lThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.0 M3 \9 s z9 b/ q1 T1 r! h
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download3 q3 ` e5 }9 ^8 [0 G+ n# @( w' v
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us9 n B, T2 ~9 h/ O& r
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button," Q! k' k, u: K3 x
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:- y5 m- m. p) d Z0 W9 E
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You'll love this !
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