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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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: E/ e( f/ i! xThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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$ v6 D" D7 h4 w' \Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
% p1 A: d, o3 u# Y- ~, uWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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+ E) _; M5 X% r: h" Q1 R/ EAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us5 A5 c0 `$ }  G% j& g
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,0 p3 J( v- d( g
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:6 N" r$ S8 c$ A( z& N5 l; h. F0 ~/ ^
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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+ K0 C" h" C% o2 R9 @( qwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
* }$ U; V& I$ D' Rlastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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