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Wanna share a joke with you guys:2 W, f, f/ a5 }
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
/ c/ c' z! A1 z } E2 ] \4 d: Hanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.- O5 g( Q3 } Z# z/ b5 Q5 f
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; x1 x$ ~& Q+ r6 I+ Y+ O) EThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
0 o) [1 R% Q9 @; j1 p0 iWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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& D: A( i$ g" `0 [As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us( x4 B) d, z6 g8 k, {8 c
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,$ |7 @# x; [: d; p! e0 ?
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! 8 ^6 G0 X7 f5 `& \
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!' ; H) f/ l' `+ z, @
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