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C/ c r+ f. ?7 TA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?", y: F" f% _6 _, G2 G; Q
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out: b0 o4 l8 f. @+ D
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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1 E7 }5 |2 F0 _, z. t% SThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us* Z/ [# d& n# b7 ^% W8 p" t
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, U' h! Q2 u/ w& C$ T; Z5 `
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:* [9 P, l$ ^2 ^9 e
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.... Scroll down !
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( E3 B; j/ Q# B5 M3 E+ X8 eYou'll love this ! 5 s; s: S* M) H, s* m
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'You have Male!' 1 H3 A; m6 Y. { I) b
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