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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"& N5 s" U$ A3 N, Q# E9 B
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
: z$ Z b# ]) Y% u9 ]: h% |4 Tanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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$ X3 u$ G5 E1 v o( |8 VThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
9 F! ?1 J* P" e2 H5 E p1 XWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download& c. u3 m) ~/ l: _, y. I3 l
from my hard drive.
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- H( C" x( R+ vAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us1 ^0 X3 b8 Z4 q
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,2 y# G5 q0 D, E$ U7 r
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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5 Z/ J# w' D. L3 Y0 O( gYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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