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0 {( A8 C' B* }1 v# AA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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* a9 K/ y( |. z/ i3 r9 [The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out# s, C& C$ I( d0 x! C9 F
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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/ M" p% }- X% L8 IThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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& ^: K( W, H1 @9 `As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us9 V: Q# p( V7 H, _! ^; j( Q# k, _
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,) P9 K' T7 [4 z8 q/ j# s6 y* K$ E
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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9 Y8 B* q! c K1 E. n! u2 EYou'll love this ! 7 D( z4 I T( F4 t! x" r4 D
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'You have Male!'
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