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Wanna share a joke with you guys:, l, Y' ~( I5 x2 P6 ?( D
8 F6 { T7 p$ V7 S5 E0 {8 rA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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; M: O: J& t. MThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
. P8 X( D4 B9 \9 Fanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
3 o1 V2 _- L2 c8 |/ b0 O# }3 ?We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
3 C9 `) d5 E1 d* @. m+ Khad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
. s( Q8 P# a- H' O: Mnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:: g8 P& O* d4 Y/ f1 o
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.... Scroll down ! . r$ Y& \- }' e$ x* T4 N
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' e2 p8 a) b. a9 BYou'll love this !
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, k- G. d7 s' x: j& i C'You have Male!' - X) S4 F. V/ n! ~) q* }' t. r% X
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