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: {* |$ u( c8 \1 o% ZA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"+ v7 [0 n- b+ [" P
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1 S# L8 b5 P" C, VThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
5 `* }: X/ h$ l; Ranyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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$ u8 M# \' K! dThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
C5 V! P8 D \7 D- M/ e0 [7 rWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:% r3 u8 [- X) j, [, C1 G, T# s
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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* |6 F; r8 {( U; u. ^ }'You have Male!'
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