Old Cowboy

l8eac

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
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She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
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The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

lastman

谁然没太看懂，但是顶

雲吞

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4 |# a! O/ D  {3 v* C/ H老头子给绕进去了，犯了个明显的逻辑错误

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l8eac

billzhao

没有搞明白。
7 J) Q' y5 [' d. R$ Y2 G) C老牛仔怎么听了人家的话就否定了自己的identity呢？
人家是lesbian, 天天想，跟他有什么关系？
& n5 U7 L( v; m  x- s# X难道是那个女人在说，天天想着是，没有去做，就不是？
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( N% P- {5 s7 \& J1 `1 X不是我往黄处想，是故事本事黄才有意思，好像谁说了，西方幽默好多得和sex挂上沟。
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7 m) c  i" h0 f3 I其实，女人是想勾引这个男人，因为好像cowboy勇敢，来者不拒。
, E+ ^! J4 y( u) ?& H( `. i7 B; e但是当这个女人问他的时候，他只是静静的品咖啡，没有任何行动。
所以当有人问他的时候，因为没有采取行动的原因，所以只好说自己是同性恋

billzhao

in the American Old West, a tough, honest and practical summa bitch who worked to get paid, and then spent all of his money on whiskey and women at the end of the trail. Cowboys are honest and ethical, but know how to have a good time, too

雲吞

老赵想复杂了。

美国人和中国人不一样，多数人缺少逻辑思考能力（当然了另外还有一小部分人思考能力比中国人强数倍，美国科技发达，很大程度仗着这一小部分人）。他们最常见的一个典型的逻辑错误：如果类A有属性1、2、3，那么所有具有属性1、2、3的object都属于类A。
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老牛仔也是多数人的一员。女的说自己是女同性恋，成天想的都是裸体女人。老牛仔于是“明白”了：他自己也是成天想着裸体女人，那不也正是个女同性恋吗。他以前还一直以为他自己是个牛仔呢。

billzhao

嗯，有道理

l8eac

哈哈，怎么理解都没关系，只要开心一笑就OK了

lastman

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