A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
2 d' M& I/ z) f( n3 x- ZI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
7 ^  @% m/ _" \# e1 oVinnie
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$ y3 b( o& S6 I, i; y# `; X5 OAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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$ @4 m, j: \# z. h  d4 j+ x3 AThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
7 \) N% {3 p9 i! T5 a# VGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
$ M: C( S) ^) L, K) |1 CLove you,
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了