A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

* H4 C8 o# m' V0 ~8 L- QDear Vincent,
0 a  z# I; q) {3 ~I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
9 p6 L0 \/ F: i$ y  c) k: eLove,
  n' C2 u! R1 b' _Papa

0 f( X/ k) ^2 Z# V+ Z7 `/ eA few days later he received a letter from his son:

+ c9 X# ?$ m" g; S5 z; r2 `8 qDear Pop,
' A( t  J0 h; D; d6 ^6 GDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
, S( _5 K. F9 G- r5 z& d! H6 k( KLove,
Vinnie
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! u3 @0 Q7 R# UAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

  F4 v+ |& S4 _That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
4 o0 Z, u/ b' b8 z2 _Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
2 t8 u) h; \. OLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了