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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  x. @+ H  X# a; w+ A  }& o( lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 U0 ~/ `; ?; ~' ~* H  {
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# z1 Q- `: U4 d: {- utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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4 c# q$ X' x: }/ G$ Q5 V0 K* U* tGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, M5 X. ^1 `: s8 k
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* x9 s- c- `; R4 O7 A; q9 k# y6 g
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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( I+ S' W0 R- V7 J) E# F3 ?6 \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: U( p. J% }3 Y- X/ L
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 U/ w' a( }7 b2 G
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ K+ x+ y: ?8 c
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( j$ }/ U" _, X% Q! D% u1 Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 }- j6 E- u$ d0 H6 G0 D2 g- Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 I3 |2 p7 s# r* b+ C& }1 j
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" U+ _/ V  ]+ _3 C5 _( I
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: r# b5 F# S; b) A& g" l9 ^1 f这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' L* n: a( D: d4 n" H- Z$ v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 [3 h6 M0 _0 }! a; L6 N* c& b6 X
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 c" j( z( e8 O7 _4 B' s4 R; u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 t- t  g- F8 ^4 S( i惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" ?. k/ r- u0 w5 J. x  z7 Y4 v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ l1 z0 m4 Y3 [" K' A
路过,让你们看看我的波

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