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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.1 A" x" L% @* r$ f$ h+ t) }
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 [* i! E" ]5 E6 k0 F2 i/ xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
1 h6 ?+ r3 [4 U' O+ N4 H$ Rplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 U( f2 y  a# [6 q" s: rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
  D7 A7 {6 S9 q( e1 A# P. Bfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 A# J1 k/ U! C0 ^3 q3 U. C) ^% K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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6 e" e) P. H, N  l! R0 |Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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" ?* @; e' l3 t; }" H% c; nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 V* F  R( p1 X3 f( ]9 p
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* w5 ~6 G: L# q) B* Z0 K
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 E1 G) p2 B1 C' ?5 i; Q3 n- C
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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( o. h& U; C" V' g. Z- K# cIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 [# ?- C; a( {6 M5 ~such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 a- U$ q# b- S4 Z: ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* d6 t% w' {( R

' v0 \' s/ g* C, ?  ?[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' j0 d4 ^+ j: ^5 r
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* V0 {7 a1 B' \! h$ \; i& \0 S
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); p6 l( Z  a, H0 ?' S2 `) B
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
  f- F6 J$ _( a3 N" h5 E+ j这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* h  G7 G& z6 D5 B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% W4 Q- [: S2 ]* X5 k
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; l6 c# `5 d, P+ ?

- p2 v$ ^7 A7 C) z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 ?. L6 ?2 s6 n  @
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- m, @# |( D; R0 l, G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 g! D. L/ A, X$ S- y( F
路过,让你们看看我的波

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