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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* Y1 U2 M: b( Z3 A9 b" p7 C
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ r8 J  q2 k/ R. G) Y6 w
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 L- U& ^: V" X; `5 Y. ]
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 N' R- m* P/ i5 a
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 P- X! C2 ^2 j* s1 b, D

$ J: M" p6 ?* p7 j% w& _& S2 U' P5 lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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4 h" O, `( k% l0 f+ _9 WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
) u" |1 B6 w" E8 Akonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ }$ q% q$ b$ K7 m7 g; y* f' O
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6 A# H/ _3 [1 s7 c1 v* b4 KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  J$ o0 q, U: Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
/ m0 Y) N! i& @4 ]: B3 M. \) yfotograf 20% shorter.
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7 }5 o( L' A/ C: A9 k# OIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 y) L5 f- @$ ?$ Ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( H6 G- G: ]5 R! Y1 _4 pben a deterent to akurate speling.% L8 j) H) Q( j5 H, M2 J; {, ^

( l) b- G% v; I9 n9 z) X8 SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 [# [4 q' H! ^/ Rdisgrasful and it should go away., K. `  h/ P; F7 a
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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5 E1 W* a# W. m; s/ z; g4 \  ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! C% F. e9 K  ?1 i  H% B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- u# m# M# Q* I5 @4 f
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 K9 Z  b4 p7 E6 m! l3 hUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* j" Y) q) u  [5 M
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: q/ I" m5 ?" B' T/ c. r# VIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 B# U6 s! _, l/ U5 a/ N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ E0 T3 ?7 Y% @
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 L9 r! o7 t! x[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:! }, P% C# Z+ ^2 V' R1 T& F
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 {4 D3 X" R% t3 u6 h4 u
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ ~& T  [/ j; e. B* p6 z1 s
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 Y; ^- s" Y8 }2 J' m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" d$ D# E$ x, u, i6 Q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 G+ R2 r2 U: E  h5 L: ~
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ D! V7 G$ y; O5 ^2 _/ ?" u! n
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
1 c: n1 {' O# N0 u6 H惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 v: o! V& S5 ^6 O7 o5 a! T好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  S" i- d2 `. e* C
路过,让你们看看我的波
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