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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 O* d7 z( R5 t2 ?: I: _be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" ?# H9 ]8 k8 |% P( ^
the other possibility.
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- y4 O- b+ f% t% j! O" WAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" _- g- N* j3 U) y1 H6 Xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ L9 B) n1 B8 |) c
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% N4 F! J5 t& R" [/ r; [6 F4 ~troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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; ]2 t9 r1 q0 g. p1 i0 h8 BIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; j' Q2 f! [( m% C, q3 p. u& Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( i5 V3 A* |0 N1 A* c; a

3 V0 n/ I4 Q( Q) bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" Z. V8 q/ x' P% A# |3 Q1 v; |ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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8 B. i- D% ~( u4 g) XAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 M7 ^4 e6 G0 m) e# m; J. n" F: {
"z" and "w" with "v"., p4 B  I. G+ \$ j- k4 F

! w, Q( T0 ~7 m& c/ N* c; yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 ~3 a9 ?. Z0 F( q- i8 d
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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. Q; `9 T3 F& y% yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, O; X0 C1 _) [8 h# junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 R1 ]# n2 e6 a/ }! l- E
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ ]' H$ d7 n! U8 L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, [' k7 F1 M6 S( R3 `( ?7 d
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( r6 F" y+ K6 W, P3 D/ u% Z: ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ f2 }" I  z& i5 f3 N2 Q

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ J7 q. ^3 o9 K0 v5 O3 Q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 [0 f; o% a: u3 q6 w; S
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 h4 }0 ^, J- N5 M- ~% x% p
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: ?6 Q# {: w" h8 [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% D. e2 W# R3 l/ f+ I# d- p1 l
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# q. l" [1 V$ G( f) Q( l

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 p6 Z' G4 r& }4 u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( \& M3 ~( w! c) u4 i' c
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ O, S" _8 H/ g' }2 A9 p/ j路过,让你们看看我的波
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