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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will, Z" \( g8 B9 x( Z. [- Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
8 F! p" S8 Z, i3 N) {7 q8 o, t/ ~8 F- sthe other possibility.
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+ |2 B( k9 W& ?! ^+ V" [3 p2 c* {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! e% }: P, O+ `/ m
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
8 H: j: C# n* q9 Aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! H2 b& k7 E8 u* @, c. ZIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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5 u" u$ I: b* r) q3 o& x# iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 s- V2 C/ p4 D9 F. `- ?5 S
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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8 m1 b( f8 u# s6 }# n% [; ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# y8 q2 Y4 b. x7 j. ?* r4 F& Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% w4 s, a' `. a! v8 O8 s6 t' B
fotograf 20% shorter.4 O& @( C% O  @9 ]# Y

6 g/ Q$ i- [* b& P' x8 ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; Y' a" p. A5 Ereach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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& R3 i% b/ r* N/ H$ t! }) kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; c% K5 S; d4 o6 F8 o/ b1 `
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 i9 P5 w/ i: M7 X
disgrasful and it should go away.
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$ \+ w2 T+ ?  W) M) _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 t$ C6 R$ O/ C" d
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: C, J9 ~/ j& e, J+ R; ^" W. M
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' V) v9 d; ]* j3 ?7 f0 m
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ j3 w4 o7 w7 n8 A5 U- kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 v0 ?( V: f9 f2 N$ H+ a) k$ m
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 u! [0 k# e  C$ V& s4 x3 ~: j
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* F  f3 k& Y- t4 c) N* qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# h0 ]( D  n; G5 u
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) }1 [4 t, J4 qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- ^/ I* x; }5 k' C' l

$ B# C- z0 d* ], ?: h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 u1 b, c: A/ J5 p' V
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, p  r) H% l% F0 m3 R( S) e
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  K, T% l- y: \# f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' J% _  [. N+ H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 f! a- ]! h+ `4 }. E

. g5 @2 ]. F- P5 i焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:& o% d% u  J, P7 g2 F% S- ~
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 O8 Q- t' ?$ l0 h0 t
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- h6 t& b5 \) D7 n8 r路过,让你们看看我的波

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