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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 A, k: L+ ]2 B- U$ i1 ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, h+ G+ H( P) c7 v$ p& o* j
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" W; \1 x5 H0 i+ k2 aAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 V  J' m1 c8 e# ~% `
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 ]" u' G: K0 G' g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  x; f) i( ~7 J4 e

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7 U8 W/ `) x" c5 T/ o- x5 Z! GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* t: M3 j7 j8 x
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  _3 |% L( J! u
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 n" v- g1 b5 X8 uGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 i5 s, c9 ?. x
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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& X- ]- R% }5 mAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, B( W2 n9 R5 c3 Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% F( t; g3 N1 v( [By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. [/ q: W! ~/ u# d0 D' I
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" X7 }( L) K- I( W2 Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  I9 q1 C3 b! FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  P/ J  ?4 ^) ?
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( E$ L* x" V5 A8 V" j6 _If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 D- `! R4 M( p$ c还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 `5 M( v* G2 hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 o6 |6 Y" y  b- P9 J  d( o

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( B- d9 `: `- h. ~7 idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% R4 c- ^6 v# L& s6 P2 t' u

7 k1 V( {0 i8 ~: z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) F. B% J) ]# H) H8 h
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. [! b* N5 f: b4 H; ^( B- m
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' E4 F- Z& c9 y% `: J$ E, q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 M" Z$ e* F* r8 d& T
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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/ E" ^* n4 e- [& A: L$ K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:( o$ m' j5 P' n7 T
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 h0 z9 j4 C0 S+ Q% M1 k
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
' f1 U8 q' k, m# {5 E1 q+ ]路过,让你们看看我的波
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