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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 e" I4 `7 p$ D% o( d
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# v8 U, d* D$ t) L& o' a
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! \4 o& O1 Z$ k6 RIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- e+ k! U8 ^  W
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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9 z2 n" W& l7 ~  A3 eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 {' I! o; Q! A0 |5 J6 C
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ W: D" E( y" `$ l
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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+ J+ u% ~# g/ s9 n/ e, l6 ?/ vIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ o; A- b! [$ C5 {& ^reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) V6 B  i7 q0 ^# q# C$ o; [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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$ `2 L0 ]) B8 Y2 D3 y: k$ e6 {Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ I# ]: ^2 ~  A* L
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 H8 `0 Z/ q5 j' @By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 o: L5 r# e# ^( g" G. }  j1 N; {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( \; R  z  P8 l& K) }1 PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 D+ n) \2 O9 a3 D+ T( R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- d! D& O1 `! B. U# E! C! QZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, j# p5 H2 M' a0 }! @4 m
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! x5 a0 O, p+ U5 V
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) [/ R7 u9 }& O$ Z5 H
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6 k  p5 \6 f# P3 q* L; h) x2 eIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 p, s2 @# g1 Q1 T# V1 {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:! v& M" W' p9 r* a5 C4 c1 l# Y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 }7 K6 Z/ t$ p+ B/ vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  a1 l1 c/ `- n9 m6 V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 j& p9 w. {. u9 e; n+ O% b
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% Y9 L( Z7 G8 ^# |7 Y" K3 W
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 |# \) a: U( P7 w
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 R' V9 t, I" {6 Q; \惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& _4 g2 @1 A+ H/ ~5 d. _  C; e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( D$ j/ O9 N& K- F, Y9 G, X9 n/ \
路过,让你们看看我的波
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