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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will5 J, {, @& t( h& u. P/ V1 t
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 }% N; E+ n3 H7 }+ |

& A0 t3 y3 C0 f5 iIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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5 y3 T4 d0 h: k6 IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, Y; f9 g& [; U: W4 B! xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* i- z  p$ k; W3 e- R7 J! H6 V' E$ \

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/ O& P2 @& m; a" N0 f& ^3 XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 p) i7 n$ j- P/ o) Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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6 c) A% b3 V6 N; ?! [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ M# f' O- `* A) C6 R$ n9 ^
disgrasful and it should go away.2 }- L6 R2 h, U

5 }3 R6 p# r- t6 H& U5 fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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$ h6 I2 Y1 ~! k2 E: `" rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 k0 t% `7 n, r0 J: Nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; z3 H% h7 [2 g, ?. _# `2 w- Munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, l+ {$ H* `" e8 TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, M7 Y$ Q5 [( D' K
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 a6 ~- s- u3 r
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 F, p2 ^) N! c/ i. L6 `& q6 t* A* p
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, x% B6 ~4 s+ v" Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 i( J3 ^9 E8 S0 {, R9 x* S
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: t. g* l$ c- x7 S

9 r* u) j8 Q5 ?4 E5 W9 }4 F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) r7 J& r, |+ Q2 T3 `& R6 J
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 v7 U) G* U# C+ x  ?; r  G( j
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ n* ^( q( S+ d$ I) M4 Q: b
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" Q  |6 S! {$ F0 \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ F  m" \% ~- h# ^4 l8 |* Y
路过,让你们看看我的波

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