欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
" o% @5 s4 s2 q# X% q. c3 D1 X9 ebe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
4 x5 I; D1 h2 n; \! n) d# _the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 B/ Z* \# W# n& {. X: r# Cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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: R; `  T6 B$ B% o. F% z4 c1 ZThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 G  s6 N7 ]: V- r4 x* sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' R% r; i! |! a5 c: Vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" _1 X- E: G9 q1 H& f* o! R6 u% @reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 M+ d( d/ E8 N5 e6 a. Cdisgrasful and it should go away.
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$ b; }9 M1 \, A+ C5 E  F( T. SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
6 f; Q% g9 F5 t8 w3 f  A: b"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 ?" A4 T4 V$ g% ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

* G3 k& s% v( U8 v2 u1 F3 B" {Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
- k7 Y& n8 Y$ k$ H" T, hunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ j& Y5 s0 p/ {& c$ M( aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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  K3 [. X1 }. g: j* Q( P+ e+ WIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
+ f! ^; p  G! d( S/ P: i7 K, ^  d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ Y) S) I' M8 F* H5 h2 fsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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; y( t' E/ T0 P% |! h2 Y[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  s" L# P0 j9 H) t% w1 E你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
& M/ W! Z9 i+ A+ w! P9 X惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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