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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" `& F. t5 m) E, y6 j
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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9 X, B" d6 i9 T, x/ a+ t' f, EAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
' t3 `, T- a8 Fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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! z: N5 I0 d9 B. D$ |/ {, x2 Y# r- |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, B* u# \; d& Z. e, K2 U
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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+ e" W' l/ O& Y- L; ]6 uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% l0 A; i5 j" S: d% j
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# Y4 u% d% Y, I% \  t
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& y$ H' [# F# E6 A& u
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like8 ~% V  \" k5 w% `; J" L1 e1 q( f: M
fotograf 20% shorter., E* G7 r6 I. j

1 G7 h* \! ^' DIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 k# k5 d* O5 G; I% M3 P5 j+ _reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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" L0 E) ]0 S+ @+ N0 p: A) b* |Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
- m( l1 h# r! A) P: m; Nben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
2 H" S2 f4 u, w0 p( Hdisgrasful and it should go away.
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3 j4 ^( y% X& t8 sBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' i3 F% o# L/ q, \& v
"z" and "w" with "v".7 W; G3 Z7 x  Z! P0 r
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 b; ?2 C" E/ T. V. N  z  h2 h. ~' [
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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# j' I2 p4 C) N$ }( t$ qZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 K' @# A8 C1 q  @6 |understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ w" m6 d6 I; F  x" e5 t# }
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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' z" X% {) q! v$ [! |If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- `4 m3 j" w( y9 l  y* ]3 O还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ _6 }# r5 `. [8 ?
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. ?; Y: x: p* I0 Z) o
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- O4 X1 j7 T/ A# \8 J/ s
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& T0 U) O) u% F; D# t这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. E! d1 `. {4 }+ P9 c; H. B/ t3 o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: `( ~4 ?# @$ W: |: ]8 g/ Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) h! S8 G8 R# p6 h/ T: h7 W
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 R3 i" O6 w9 P! A& k惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. n) r1 \) a7 H" h% x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 f- b, h" e. [- z* @2 L$ ^
路过,让你们看看我的波

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