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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' j/ ^( |7 w" C: i; R
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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, }  A8 k6 i+ x) Y$ r$ u% y# yAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! h6 @# q5 t, @1 L

1 t! d$ U7 ?& e0 x9 @$ lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 x" @! G* j: z0 k
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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5 C3 r3 g- t/ OThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 F8 u% O  [% K0 z  }. `% ]" z; \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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" H/ f5 [* ]" qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& H" K+ c( Z- a3 R7 f8 q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- j# @, x! j2 e( `/ U2 X) R0 }
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& [" \0 o0 N4 J$ m( q5 m
disgrasful and it should go away.0 p  x7 @; Z( u3 k: V$ {6 r

1 D: _& V" h0 e) N& S9 SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; N) H- n, p$ B- P! j7 R
"z" and "w" with "v".1 g; s1 Z% Q1 i4 \
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' t* q$ j! D) Z* \# M3 C
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ |$ {$ k) y7 X" V
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( }) T! b/ I! ?+ K" e; ^0 L3 GUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* ]0 Z+ J4 {3 x" c! @' e+ R* `还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 ~; o  p; S2 n3 r7 b" ]9 tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* \/ k; _/ c  H5 ^& P
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 P* s" E! p! R9 D) w: Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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8 r2 e- R& J/ _# q               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 J' c( j  |7 D; e# B  f) W
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ P, Z  V( W2 e9 ~( f2 N
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 y7 `: \% R5 p9 ]5 h7 ^' M4 [) I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. s0 Z* {7 L7 }3 @
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ ~. G  G% j; b, `6 Q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; C- P" w( Z0 z5 v0 O
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ A* \. Y# G; c" _* i. i( q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 H! V6 U+ \4 ^2 v5 t惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' \* P9 b) K4 x' Y0 p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 m. [$ O9 N% S" H0 s3 @
路过,让你们看看我的波

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