欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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- b' u, ^" A% aAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( K9 v5 j; [' N/ f& jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

3 R9 s3 c  i$ l# `5 r5 mThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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$ J4 x# x: ~. q2 H# O& NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& d/ G& s/ e( {/ breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 j5 P0 h+ e8 O/ ~% m' z8 M) w5 {6 mGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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" Y) S& l* B+ J# M3 bAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

% x4 @% y5 J* H2 z" i5 W0 N; wZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, Q1 J& Z; M* wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 k. b( v7 O7 D$ G4 ~0 X# E$ [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
  I" i5 q1 |& ^4 s还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 ^3 t$ o. Q+ X$ @such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: J# D; H9 L8 t2 @# b0 ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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3 d+ i% @8 f' U: M1 x% F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
1 J  l/ [, n/ c; M& K8 F惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 P2 W5 [+ ^% B1 H1 u$ X路过，让你们看看我的波

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