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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& ]2 `) r+ f& H$ t: nbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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* _) f* d7 a5 d2 Q- B" ~0 TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English' V4 A) X# n  y* ^" \  V0 g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
# Y; M) c0 s4 [% f7 Zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  A! k0 x/ F2 j# R" K, ~5 Z8 V6 `+ m
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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2 o3 U( o5 ^. B3 ~+ J, A: b) @+ }1 yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
+ L- g7 E7 {7 \, g; _6 skonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! x$ K& x% B# uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' E! q! Q9 }, j0 }5 H* Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 u* g0 z/ W6 x% Oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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. p8 k5 u# [% X# u8 r: LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* s- j2 P2 p4 b5 F4 o3 L6 e- |
ben a deterent to akurate speling.  A, |! Q! P% m$ Y

1 n  p5 @# _2 x' a8 }) ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
$ l: L( i- K8 |& b. w3 e; Tdisgrasful and it should go away.
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& a1 \0 ?- K6 A" S# oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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9 P, ]4 E0 O& ~/ hDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( O+ s3 _8 @$ Y2 d6 v& N% m9 M$ iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 x% B) j7 Q7 m; e% G3 \" Z# n/ X
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" R: a  ^6 g4 C* Uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ f# Z& z" P: b# @! Z2 N$ S" [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 p0 |6 |1 Y. K" Q还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# t! _! J, K% e- Z) }such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  [. z5 R: |) z+ W
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 W7 W4 _: b8 z% D6 s. k% ^! Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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0 [5 f; d1 n6 @) @( Q" U               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 W7 y, k, e) U: m8 r' H7 v) |, E

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
9 e; F% X5 T1 W这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* a4 O9 n( O7 M5 U0 m' u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, X7 z) Q$ Y* l6 ?' o+ X' T( m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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1 a. ]$ g( P4 ]( Z* n焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) x# E" j" p; R. Z. d3 x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 v( N: M9 T5 i- E惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 s8 g( R2 {& V好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 @. k* v8 s5 M$ w1 A# ~! r路过,让你们看看我的波
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