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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" g! [% n6 f8 O! [2 @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% b. K- f8 i2 b# u4 R. J0 z
the other possibility.3 L+ u8 I4 x9 H, X3 n; ~

  S2 U6 u% ^  U& O. A2 K$ d% i) \As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" C" C. Z) w' i( ]6 y/ W1 _spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) J4 j5 E; A! Y  D. e
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ {7 e( `1 |6 }7 {/ Y: p

1 n5 |! p2 Z( ?0 LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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1 u5 Z0 v6 ?' B" c; c1 I' LThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- o/ H" t* l# ]* d3 H- E" ^. p: a1 Rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 V: v2 a/ r! y$ V  R! @6 E  R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 r! `# }- l2 y  l$ B

/ C# B: }9 ^6 dGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
) r8 }/ [; b7 W4 xben a deterent to akurate speling.: R* B8 z/ ~1 T' L- _; M
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 Z3 ^6 S1 a4 L6 k4 j
disgrasful and it should go away.
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) v0 x  h* t# `9 FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" g. n! X+ _( a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, B( N* W, B* R7 ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& o% T0 ~3 R8 J+ w9 `6 ^! \* lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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3 y% m4 O2 w7 C* `2 y9 vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ j0 [8 Y0 I  @8 h3 [! \6 [- a3 n% t+ S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. H3 O' Z2 i7 `' l) Esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% X6 j* `( Z8 A2 i* vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- l" i0 W' E6 ?8 l: a: e5 u8 k

5 W6 E) k$ N0 Z" ^; W[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" p% |9 |4 P4 y4 B2 r( Q9 h& X
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 h# \6 A+ ^1 N/ }* ~$ G& T
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 U, S% \& j- u, P8 K
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  |6 v3 h: o( M8 H8 v/ o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:$ X( r- ^8 O8 k# t
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 {- P: n) K  d; n3 L  Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; j2 h" Q. c. I0 f! f  Y- ^9 u

/ u5 s4 w+ e" ^0 O- E8 j# ~  a焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 X1 \( e9 g6 z) a. R2 m& `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: N5 e! l, C" \  w2 V9 q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% j) o8 k. a3 J7 i1 Q" U4 v: p
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
8 _  V3 t8 }% V4 g- O路过,让你们看看我的波
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