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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ n7 v* y7 v" U3 y* v2 z; v  S5 Q; Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 a- x. F4 G5 }% F
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% N6 R) V$ d) M# ?- v! j/ qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! S+ c5 s) @# h- R7 L* v
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 H5 c* x1 o! ]8 M, Wplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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; K7 T' j9 Y% D5 x+ s; T9 }- kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, H7 [1 a5 k6 `" r" q) R; nkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) q* u& x% y' W' D: x
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( `6 L& A  H+ B3 _  w& g
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# Z9 ]" D5 c( o5 y

2 k9 e, t) |- V: d% F% aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ _2 j8 p& \) C2 e& bben a deterent to akurate speling.5 Y% f& l3 _& K0 `
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# h5 n, j) ^( k$ Qdisgrasful and it should go away.$ Q& l3 ~5 g% ?4 D4 P
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  U& Z5 u* ?' c9 K  I: _
"z" and "w" with "v".& Y7 m9 ?4 c9 N
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: M! J3 m0 I) @, Oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% C. @" \3 [# C3 L  O
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 v% l$ d9 W  J2 pUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- i3 M8 P# l/ N: k6 N2 T
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 u/ X) S) i# @
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 v! U7 D4 ^# adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* x* l$ W) X. t& G: ^

2 [! x. R7 j, K1 k[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' }% }( y: w5 c$ B1 p

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( u6 j6 g/ z  l; V这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: h2 g' z4 K. z4 g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, k1 o2 F6 ^+ X9 c3 g: b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ x( l* [. h5 A4 m
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 f4 V) n( [8 r  P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 L- ?; E+ i1 H0 C, G! ?5 P( f8 f
路过,让你们看看我的波
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