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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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9 Y3 [/ N2 v  Z' pAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ n* g% ^* o; E0 Q+ l& Q& H. O* b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 l, F$ E% d5 S1 n# ?
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." v. F3 I6 c" t2 U- h
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 g* f" |6 ?! Z1 y0 ]$ f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 ?% b  L5 D9 }1 `* {9 L
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& c  }$ z) Q7 p* V# o) t4 _& n1 X# v% g2 H( g
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- d& K: D* T. W2 m5 T6 j# I8 }
ben a deterent to akurate speling.4 k4 g& f) E" |$ O+ h' f! |
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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4 a7 [  t7 P3 @+ OBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" \. P; i, D& q) |
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! D1 N* P6 E! t' X
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) ?  _2 c0 y5 f3 U9 U
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 x2 ]3 H/ o$ y* A" ~6 s, H' _
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! P% Z3 G( V3 {/ g8 K! L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; z1 t0 [5 F2 [/ ]such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( |" h! f& n! l  P0 h; `

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( A# C) _" L, vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  t7 w" s8 M9 ]* p* [/ I

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ z1 q% K9 x7 s: d
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) P5 K; W, h, y* s, `7 ]4 i* U这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" V7 }8 O+ e5 r" S/ O) T! n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' m' h. [' [3 }9 R9 u
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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/ x8 X3 N. `% a$ z* [焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 _: h4 L+ L/ i惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, a: i% c' b& z$ `" t
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( J8 n" H  @8 E3 G5 g路过,让你们看看我的波

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