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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  q0 B. _- Z! ?" f
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was6 O/ O5 N& j) W# S$ k
the other possibility.3 }, p% c( G% V+ ]9 p+ \. ]

5 S5 }& m7 K( t8 f" FAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! x' o' ^, T% }$ p8 Lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make. \# A8 u% v* X) E
the sivil servants jump with joy.2 }7 [# S. c+ t* A
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 h4 t7 J! B# [- _, s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ V) D: D- N% O8 \2 O( _
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$ h( ^  G* v: u* A$ H2 I. X5 XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; w* v, `  {, U* {
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- ]( V5 g. t& @' c
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. P! A: B0 o2 s2 }. C
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 Z" ~! o& |: ^; n! _$ k! G
disgrasful and it should go away./ c9 Z7 E# Z! W. j  ]3 u

3 X+ W& u0 l  u) T' p8 c; UBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- y% \9 U, {+ [- O1 J. R6 B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- [% I' u% i% G
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 ~# z- R6 Q% s; h( v; @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' K& ]# g9 ?+ L+ CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: U  C5 g9 x0 n
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
8 Z* C0 A; W0 ]: D- S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ C' z3 \- ]5 Y) }( q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& T3 V5 M0 V2 @
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. M. J/ J! s+ b! A3 c$ b! K/ z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 S2 k* t: _" D4 f- Q8 o( N* Y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 \, T/ B; @: k  Y+ ~( Y/ @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 S. a' q0 Q  [
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; P% k! ]* C$ Z: A* n% b你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( R- d. S# k: _0 Z$ f
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* O3 y0 v. M6 w- r惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 y1 z8 d: d; e6 G5 b; z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) P# D  F& ^  ^# y: [! {
路过,让你们看看我的波

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