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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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- l* u# v" I; s) v$ Z6 x4 uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* |' e0 m; |* ^/ R
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  [) d! a, V# m1 f9 j% _plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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/ E% v/ d- M- S! PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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6 ^. K+ f/ u4 t: t! t1 CGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
' |. M: G4 W; Y) d; hben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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! h' M3 Q* L* j, ABy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 [5 M7 e' o9 n* x/ {  l4 b; b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! I  Q3 W4 l0 \5 ]( A% O, Y

2 Y2 {% z4 F3 _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 e% H" g' j: b( a% c
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- P( K$ C" E0 B5 fUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( k( K0 k* ]" h1 o9 x
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. O+ [$ A9 d' ^; l+ Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. {- D1 u- d3 p# ^' @# p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)% g4 d' _" ]& Z: D& a, J+ m- p2 q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 J& z7 R5 d$ T# A+ I1 L
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 N+ L) s) |, j" F5 S' p' A
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* f8 A. s# z% e5 |
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; X2 x, y0 a: ]& t4 |1 G6 j

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; n' A$ M1 S! q1 j: g' m$ f
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' m  g  v5 q" U, p1 G& s5 _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- L0 i- y5 x( c' K
路过,让你们看看我的波

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