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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will) u* Y- ^; ], p# D" j: E1 u) h' Q2 {/ C) ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 J; d' h* Y6 ^$ _- y2 q/ J- a
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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) U$ _; R9 t$ p+ cIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# I* P$ @' @7 u/ {
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 V& h' L% o1 u* h# `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 ~% u. B: {* X4 g0 `1 M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like* r) g' Y( L$ Q: Q3 W. [
fotograf 20% shorter.& M: G0 t* [" M5 P/ I
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 J: H8 F5 O5 ]. h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 Z3 I9 T/ g  R2 C6 x' E
disgrasful and it should go away.. r1 g6 s3 |" b, b6 A4 v6 n4 ]

* d, J! G0 C+ K: e8 @8 sBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 L; k( L. e3 T9 z1 {) t
"z" and "w" with "v".- Z9 ?% s) A7 _8 z5 O
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* Y' C; ~0 d) r# O) f, m8 i5 w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 N* F; v6 M" O) D; Y- G
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 t: t% W! x+ Q  |; A! U6 iUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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& v1 [% k  Q3 o2 S  y) _" {4 Y1 Y: {If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 \% s7 |5 y" `5 k# _8 A还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 c$ j$ C3 ], q5 J' \/ k9 _such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ w7 _2 \1 j2 d( i5 \. ~9 edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 W# F, `9 `0 P6 G$ S5 {
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) `6 F; r7 s' f4 q! J. E
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& n1 t6 }0 I$ ?1 d1 Z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ C8 F0 ]& Z, h1 L
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. B& u$ H+ p+ H/ P2 F0 b: ^" Y- C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: G. S, S( s% I  r' E
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- {( X8 |( _. D1 Z/ Z  @
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:1 z$ m% x# W" W* I6 W6 x% \
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; P6 }7 d7 p5 n5 @6 V- p% A7 g: d
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 a% g1 q( ?( m3 d% h! K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 K* }" U5 `/ p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ k& G/ U+ v/ M( N% L" t
路过,让你们看看我的波

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