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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 {5 t7 k4 W+ a5 [3 U2 D9 s9 Ospelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 i( i- `* E, {7 K' i
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  x4 G" u0 U, E5 W
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  A0 r+ @; `' }( n. v+ _$ N. S6 J, g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.0 B: j" t3 h' a

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8 S* |' T# L: O/ s5 E" m% ?& d4 rThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 r- e$ R+ {/ q* X6 Mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% f) L& |0 I3 E1 L9 C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! P5 e' z. f) m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 J8 N- d4 Y/ I! D. R# e- x

! n# Z2 i3 Z1 r; R/ rAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ e. Y8 c: z0 C. y; a( q) s4 Cdisgrasful and it should go away.
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6 Y& T/ v% V( RBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, R, l& t4 g  x  H2 P
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" ^# `( y6 C9 @" y& d0 FZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# w8 G$ z% ]+ g6 T
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 _+ T: o) `" {) J8 X; aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- T) W- G" d' Y! m/ J- y8 r2 u
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
5 P7 ~0 o6 b8 L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 v5 B/ q4 S) K/ z; i( i1 i2 J2 k  c! x
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

+ Q  A. E1 G. ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. J( }+ E& v' |
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 w4 v0 A, ^+ y0 Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 C4 g" [( i4 g3 r* M
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' T8 B+ F& z( ?. V惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, V& X, L/ c$ l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# w+ m& b# z! z2 p
路过,让你们看看我的波
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