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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ z" D) F1 k7 K1 {6 K. y4 f; D- D
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was0 H$ s! H" v/ q
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# o* d' W  ~6 X2 p$ e2 sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ j6 @; `/ A0 D3 l" `7 x( Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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( p; K2 n4 v8 O' H1 v( FIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& }) N; y9 ^; |+ X( o8 W2 c
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  I1 H' N! C" n6 z

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- {. u: ~& d: ]+ O7 V1 VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ u1 ~' H9 a; u/ Utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' {# t: i5 e" t) D( {
fotograf 20% shorter." X% a7 s) B0 d. [, |( f, T) U1 l

7 ^: S( F( [" W, F1 Q3 i+ RIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  R% q9 y0 U+ g+ A- [: s2 V
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  m+ e( e/ y+ B4 q% V

4 \7 i% G* I$ }% lGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always3 O. g8 T' o1 O" r: s: D" v
ben a deterent to akurate speling.' o" r) C* X- L' n1 _( D% I) t9 I

2 Z7 f8 x9 R: a1 r- KAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ z0 K( j+ S) l& ~2 B
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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% w9 j+ S8 l2 g( E' ]# j) |% KDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 ]% \& _( \1 |, {3 X
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 ^: J7 F1 E- J+ _

% b% A. M  e0 R; g! ~Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" f2 h8 `5 r# |/ D2 Junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
4 W) y; ]& y  p; [8 kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 |. A" V7 A( k3 O' C: _$ Y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 L# _7 {% O0 esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, ?" v$ \' Z4 D6 p( q% ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 i0 }5 h# z+ \9 S- L  P7 l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: T0 g* h6 [* ]! I
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) ?3 s6 O/ o, \* U1 s6 ^* y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& L- m- T% t0 i6 i4 P# K
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
3 r: f$ z9 @4 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 V# |6 S% P, E6 B# h$ a1 v

; ?3 ~$ D1 E. m焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( c- p1 u' `7 O4 ^: b5 D7 y4 W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 D$ F! L  M; U/ Z  L4 M+ R2 T- T好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, E: I/ \+ h' q
路过,让你们看看我的波
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