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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: F8 u8 I+ C9 W( l( c. U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- n2 v% x; W2 G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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  N# \( U1 `$ Z) t8 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' C( O! D* F3 J& ?! H# T8 ?
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( S( z. }" G2 a& B$ U
fotograf 20% shorter.( N* D6 m* _4 {7 q# e- N# j7 A
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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$ E6 j* v* W4 O1 iBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
5 v' S. x' {: Gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., w& [* V4 S4 m9 r1 _, i4 [  h

; `6 L0 F) \: ^+ V* Y/ D3 EZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 g1 t2 O7 J7 r9 F5 Y. A
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., k; [8 U  ^, G/ d4 k
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze1 O# I. w6 Z  U& `* b( [7 |
forst plas.
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2 G  \: ?, K  f4 pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 w4 K  a0 o9 h0 b; x还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 F3 f0 V  t1 T0 _5 v
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 r) |4 j5 m7 h0 ]5 m9 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' ]% Y( O- J2 `6 m4 k

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 \3 U2 H+ n7 _. D1 L这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" q& h, a4 Q! g8 e- w, z1 H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 A( s! G+ G; ?, ]: e, j' {8 i1 G
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 J% z6 p9 z6 `* {8 M' v2 p  a. v焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  v8 C! w/ w6 F* q! ?. Z5 b; \
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 N' s7 f: F! x) E2 U& P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) |$ _' D0 {' p. j/ ~, D! T1 N/ C
路过,让你们看看我的波

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