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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 C, j' d) t) b2 L
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* P5 S5 P2 N/ V& m0 \  k* \
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 V, i* T6 l/ ]/ `0 N2 W

, Z; b1 H. y3 X, R; |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% b) C# w7 R* P6 W/ k8 L' l
the sivil servants jump with joy.! C' S: D6 F% w. J* w1 V+ V
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- F6 z0 N; Q# y5 F' k3 L  `8 k7 B
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 V. [4 H2 d* W. @
fotograf 20% shorter.
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, w$ [" y; K9 f' d* y+ `0 A; ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ q" u, {# C  |; ?/ H' {: k; U
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' B+ \6 x! O. _  A4 t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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" l5 E2 m2 Y7 k! f# w% [Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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6 y$ Z+ h" O- s* W! [. BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 z- g. }  M# l1 j" i" o* g. Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* G; Z% X: s& B: K2 eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& z4 Z, V# L8 e# dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- c* r0 x. ?. d& i# V" wUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 H6 {1 D0 z. x2 {+ a1 ]0 T4 t
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+ m3 N* K& ]4 ^7 x% YIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( D9 u$ Z) B% S! f/ Y' L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& ?" F( |& e$ _8 ~9 r; x* osuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 V7 x! ^+ ?) I0 C, X6 D1 rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 C! \+ D3 }& u5 c+ u9 O

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% m1 Z3 ]" w! I) ~
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 j& \$ _- v4 K! U0 L: g
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, W3 x/ h3 ?- w5 |) t' t$ J; n; z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 T3 o+ N( C- \) O, O, a0 P" K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, M: `; [4 d$ A% k5 O# r8 i  h$ ]
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 O- z6 A  `" l4 ?5 ]' ^
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" M" W2 {$ Z9 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! Q$ i0 i4 w; F& D* J. s
路过,让你们看看我的波

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