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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; e2 i. P0 S  ]# ?, gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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9 S- L7 A2 a- G5 f% }3 I# J) h' BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 q9 ~+ a- o* N  V5 `# J* l# L  G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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5 _& h; c# A2 d( D; Y  [, [) UThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 j( `% C; ]$ l- e
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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2 y1 T0 s' m* ?4 p- k& L! aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 H, B' x  K( z2 [8 s
disgrasful and it should go away.
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5 t  b  f0 m: ?7 y: K* xBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 u4 g' n, Q7 Q3 g% ^
"z" and "w" with "v".0 ~, O; R6 I' a" X) V. k  F0 M. V, h5 p
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 |3 y/ o& h4 u  Z2 m% _. c; a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 n" A. d9 m) k# d
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& {& _' K4 b/ L. z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: m8 O+ h7 W+ ~$ ^9 ?5 ~" F& UUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 v, j9 @/ E' L
forst plas.
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" R  G4 e" k5 K' v& B7 nIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  B; T! T2 P. m
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 R7 _$ P4 H* l4 H, R3 H  C- ~
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# \# x0 w$ T" ]# ^2 `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* ]7 q7 P- G* {+ z9 k

% a- U5 ^2 }0 b[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 k9 b/ m1 K# P1 w1 x. Y4 I$ T' ]' p
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 N; u" H5 ?8 K5 M0 m' S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: a/ p0 |0 A+ v* e2 O# G& x& V# M
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 h8 g' r7 |5 ^9 R; J. G$ S$ j8 l你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:0 f# ?: ^' v! ?. D
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; p! k6 C7 c: M0 y& a* ]8 x惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; z8 q) L! \- F, A; h好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* R& }% e+ b% J' Q& o! `路过,让你们看看我的波
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