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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( o( g- |; t  y1 ?' N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was4 T$ A9 C5 d+ t. y  f# w5 W/ Z
the other possibility.* ~) W& ?; J5 g- f* Q/ \

% v* z! \# }# o- `; B6 mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 S# d' a. r6 L) ?6 xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
; K4 W& `+ ?9 Y' ~6 P5 Splan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 h1 s- N1 c8 f+ \; T
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
/ T7 m+ X6 \: ekonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% A( H) |) y1 a5 ^0 |! R) xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
$ N2 P3 H4 @/ ~9 B; f3 {fotograf 20% shorter.
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; C; n# w( [- n9 eIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 Q3 P  w1 d' |" D9 U8 Rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ o4 D7 j1 j& f
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  U; F5 a6 e2 s5 x) k: e( a
ben a deterent to akurate speling., x, ?$ w8 H$ ?- V1 ^4 @
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% m0 @4 W0 Y! e/ V; X; |
disgrasful and it should go away.4 F" w% o4 f4 a

5 y% t- t: q$ |6 k" @By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
0 g3 N& d! H/ W"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ m& {3 N) v  Aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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1 _( |* v' t) q: p+ aIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 J3 f* _- ~) q2 A7 v还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! R. \: a3 f* i1 e! R* rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ R( u0 v# T7 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! T' D: b% a; b" ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' t8 m4 ?0 G$ B% j+ o

$ }$ D8 C) n. b[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); i' ]4 _( {/ |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 n+ q/ j- S4 b( d' j! }$ m6 u& E
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# t7 D4 F" b+ ~5 {好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 x4 k6 N: y2 S# C9 k$ u
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:' _7 `% `5 k2 k( a5 u3 v
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 F' c5 V# G/ T8 e/ s- u惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 l( T- g( |( ~/ T% @8 `+ E; \9 M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) r3 ~; u5 `, c; `4 }2 d
路过,让你们看看我的波
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