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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.7 k( ?8 `$ Y. v$ u4 H% ^* h) p

7 e: {% n: n9 v) {8 T0 _8 BAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 v! r' v$ c4 W  v9 U# ^spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
1 E  s4 L& q" A# s3 S7 Wplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' o, P4 |( r  k! f9 g9 l) @7 {$ I- G
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 e$ r$ @( G& t3 H! H
the sivil servants jump with joy.7 Z5 R" J; q( C" v
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* K- y( V0 n3 s7 wkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 b% C; e0 d4 L! e

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/ [  G; I# r+ v0 [There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! a" m! K8 Y9 x, h0 p  ytroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: J2 M1 ~$ t6 D4 M
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 r, M6 o6 r! p( ~* s2 G3 y  Oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 u$ e3 U8 ]; D' U* M2 O( i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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2 U/ O( `; D# t" Q2 U% s- sAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
: S. O$ O2 k! b% O& Udisgrasful and it should go away.
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* ?$ U1 Y5 X( N& L& RBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, m! X* u1 [5 S
"z" and "w" with "v".
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0 {4 e' w' l, u7 @" k% ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 _  a7 z) F7 t. eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% v+ z- ~" x4 v! X

( D9 K. {& }+ ~& i& WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ N/ N7 C! X( |understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' |3 G0 S6 y/ h* y( P/ l
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 `( D+ V: W2 j+ ?
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 }, [. ^; U$ M, u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 L; I5 Q) K1 a; c, `3 w3 [/ _% rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' h! i0 g4 B6 Z! w, [0 C3 a6 ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 X  e7 z2 F0 [, I2 F" ?# p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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: p7 d4 |/ D' b5 H& @               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# u! e; k. T5 O+ c6 a1 O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& ?8 j4 \" k5 m; Z* R: t好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:/ g" J/ H2 ^3 W. S2 h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! A9 O7 V3 l2 Z* ?* X3 ^

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' N% p* z3 {# A) x% W% k0 k+ l* J
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- s' i! {( k0 X$ O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 g7 ~# s$ A+ c- _7 h9 F4 c
路过,让你们看看我的波
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