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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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' n! ?8 ~& ]- i' M& bAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( Y! A9 ]3 W$ h, Vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 d) Q% H* ~( W8 O/ E  L6 aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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4 b/ b) Z5 C. d5 |& ~In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; d" h" E3 l+ x6 t" x" A1 ?
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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& f+ w6 g  s  R/ E& iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 W- p3 a  K( n5 `6 N, c/ w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ K% ?! C5 `& a7 @' V/ E
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 f& k' N1 ~$ o: p4 h2 r3 W2 G
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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! D% T1 ~4 }1 DBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
) e( ~7 ?) Z1 |( ~"z" and "w" with "v".& a$ h# F, }, M7 [9 D& Q

8 m1 j/ [# M; D, g' X* {: o7 n1 LDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ p9 N+ @& H: nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 N; v) e5 E; t9 |# y1 [
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 N/ m0 V" C* a9 T2 i4 q# H
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# b+ Y- m+ C7 J
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# ^( d9 x. Y2 l! k7 S0 F: u- w& ^8 |) a
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( g8 J8 t, C  k1 x; I还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& ^" q, \! c4 p* E! a! asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 S0 {% F  V* z3 q8 O) bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." B9 v; b- @' b; P8 K

7 K! C& u& g( _; w* V[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" V1 z. q5 k( q5 L  T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# R2 s7 D3 i, D: k; l: Q
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- Z- O6 ^6 B4 L6 m& B2 K  _  a4 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% O! J7 M4 g. ~$ S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 L3 Y8 {4 E: Q% _4 Y8 b
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; A- x# F' b0 T1 P) |2 J6 E: M; U
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ w4 N% a# e) r# R+ B! W) P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 B' }/ _6 l5 t: X' v/ p路过,让你们看看我的波
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