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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
2 i" v& D$ n) E- d1 W$ B/ O# [be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; j! h. s: Z; Y% K  N4 A: aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ t) t) ^) e4 M" t; Uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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- s' i- d8 G3 g  R7 _1 w# AThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 X3 y+ f$ ~9 \- Ckonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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, J+ X; q* g" i& F0 V9 eThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* K7 S  @& p+ Q  |- w$ h* dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) ^/ t/ |4 t: B1 s- B5 ]% O
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ n/ j" r8 i: Xben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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# c- P: j9 J8 ^9 ~By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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3 e- a9 `. d$ {During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 W3 j" x" M1 c- {& b+ c
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." V. O' Q! I+ F: G" h: ~
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( S7 t+ Z& L  ?4 i) q. j
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
4 U; F$ K7 [  g6 G9 y; ^$ oUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; O9 ]' x5 R8 i
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 Q! t7 e" B1 a+ ]) c, K
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 T; N9 o7 F( m( r# E/ w2 jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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7 \1 }0 u+ D9 _# h5 @[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# j& S% ~* `7 Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! j1 Z( g) n: M7 A4 A

4 N$ M2 `( U; A6 A2 ^) `+ ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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  j& O8 C* @6 B3 e               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 b7 G( q: D8 {& K
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, ^1 e& ~5 z( q1 a6 ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" K9 z7 I8 D  |/ K9 y. a3 [0 H
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, j) C2 b) f0 O. f9 r" d5 S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( j1 C  X: z1 X  x# T7 [" x8 V6 k
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 A: y9 T% {7 z: Q5 `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 u0 r1 Y& d5 _! y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- {+ R% v. t' K. R路过,让你们看看我的波
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