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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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% A  v) `& W: o4 LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 G2 y' W. y% a/ G" C) _
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4 E  o$ B. q7 w) E% O3 oThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& \; f/ P$ }  X. l1 n( T
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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* s: _* |' ]# H  [: O& sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 n6 l/ h+ Z5 D9 V5 ?. F/ \$ F) D
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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3 N- k$ `- c& Z! SGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* B$ J$ }2 K3 i# v
disgrasful and it should go away.# m( q. o* X7 _" z9 N3 I
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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3 I  [$ F# _7 W( fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 @% s# c! \  D" T1 A6 T6 B, T; X
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  P) d) A1 A6 {7 S  M6 H0 ^4 `

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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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, U* F  y5 s( o' K+ z/ pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ ?  V3 v+ Z  j: Z' A2 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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: d; U* T- U9 L8 u0 u7 H/ sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 I, x4 H$ R, f" o9 [+ v
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 m& J7 y7 n5 P( O4 L

$ c1 v( A7 j9 Y( e[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; I$ y0 S! S5 E# W! G8 B* s
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: w2 U8 g' @9 J4 c# H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: Z- G( E' e6 h你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; c% g$ p) e5 m
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 {5 h7 M( ~/ c5 X# B: O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 |  z+ [6 J6 ]& `; O) z9 B! ~. R
路过,让你们看看我的波

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