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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. o3 i2 J3 R2 Z, {; i/ J' |( N6 W) @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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; a! T# O  J$ c* kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- }2 }/ [! ]2 O: ^
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 G4 O. k# A  M  a
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".( t- S' z4 Q; K# E( M! s

5 C- ?" p. Y( o* EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) {+ Q8 t; i8 X7 ?9 f
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: c* [0 Q+ G; y( [7 N% f3 F
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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8 W# R0 ], p* u5 E, \% ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- |1 u0 Y9 ^' B( g  m! w3 ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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$ `! R/ x/ _' f, d) q. V6 l% U: PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% |6 v! s6 p$ U9 B! m% Z5 hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% @4 x, ?# J1 x* P7 v) a" w( O8 G
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 E" n3 Q% y4 N0 A1 Y9 B4 B
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% n0 P& C) \: E" x
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ T( b# Q9 ?( K: _# x
disgrasful and it should go away.
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1 H8 K3 K9 W* HBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  J: ^% v4 c$ ?% n$ Q) s) m
"z" and "w" with "v".0 @6 @2 Y" h: b0 [/ t4 ~4 {3 G
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# Y4 c5 u1 o' ]3 V6 m* N3 n: @% A
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 P/ u6 Z$ m5 @# s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* p6 `2 ~# t, Q) K5 @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. n, L3 E: H$ z  G3 |- \3 r. TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 L' v7 k6 |2 S3 C7 KIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 V: [& B, q# Y# [6 e' v9 _
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 i' n4 e; z) Y+ P! {) @  _such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! ^4 @' o) h2 ~4 R; [5 m% j8 A4 e  sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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1 m# D6 x; w. e. E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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  b; O( f0 C8 b: |3 j, B2 ?- C               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# P& I2 k9 I9 r8 J& K" E这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 W9 ?* l6 Z7 A2 {0 |5 C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* i; [# A" }4 y4 d
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" ]+ X4 Y0 i+ {5 x9 o: t: Y4 l3 e你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# ]# d; U" M1 U. y: p1 p8 J! M% \4 Q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 e7 \( F( w/ r- l
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ U/ C- }0 y; a1 @0 n# X) V+ u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ s4 i0 P+ v4 b6 T# X
路过,让你们看看我的波
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