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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. e9 m3 w& k6 Q8 v, ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- U0 ]2 ]  a* Z8 |$ p8 C' k. c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 E' k# G# ]# K( _$ U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." {- D( m  Q/ }' [

- |: |* _3 U  _+ {: ~% \9 @* dIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ h* p) m1 L( t, VThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
; D* b6 P* C. d* p; Qkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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; ?/ E* u: E+ N9 ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
; m; N5 b6 O$ y6 K, \troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like8 F2 C5 i& l: I
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' s+ Q9 |3 c4 ^3 B7 P/ N8 j9 L1 j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& z* z1 a/ ?* c. d. e3 e/ U
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: P3 l" [$ ^- N: u3 U" N0 R" ]ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 Q" R% \7 Y1 M* `' vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) S9 @  I2 w) x8 fdisgrasful and it should go away.
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6 y7 h2 s, t8 \" pBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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; T6 z: O, \' P; BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ S3 t3 |$ v& safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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2 ]) h5 |1 o1 i, MZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& ]( p. R! }3 V/ d) q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ k! L$ f! Y/ I7 R
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 g' k5 a: P9 jIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
% w% A5 k+ m, o# K5 F3 N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  H0 J9 ~  ^* }6 i' d; p5 d: Usuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* e) d" S/ H, @& S* l: K( ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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7 y$ }7 H" q4 P5 L[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 g+ l# g! U% R& c* o9 D2 u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 h! s5 w4 d- z5 |5 p

  E; a8 c1 y& R9 ~[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- j9 u5 Z) i& V* s3 g
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ f* b- j6 s- C1 t6 B* W# R  E你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, b* u  V% K' ]  h# A2 F- t
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) Y+ p" K5 ~8 E: P9 y- ]" M$ N/ K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 e. T) Q. A; b& W7 O6 }. Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& w  t1 e7 @; N% p* F: \- l; n* h
路过,让你们看看我的波
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