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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: l' G# M1 ?. P/ N) `; P/ C
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was) \$ z" L1 E* N  M% p" T/ p" ]5 Z
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) C4 z- S& v- \: n# p1 f
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 \$ @: P% T. y. u9 o6 C/ {: U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 z2 d. j3 [$ {1 _! @" w
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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) y) y( F, W& K. `% dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 F0 S* l1 V" ?: l- ]- p
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, n2 [& M5 V9 |6 X1 ~7 |( J
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: P) L: x0 G) {1 u9 d1 T
fotograf 20% shorter.2 I. S2 O5 ]" A; [5 E. z

* c0 `) R# v4 l# v- a* H0 T+ k$ @In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ ^, o$ o) X1 |
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& ]% r5 {8 R( a$ b2 Z
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ C$ q/ f: Y0 w7 n+ A* \. @7 G( W
ben a deterent to akurate speling." U; O& L& K  @

; N5 v) y) Z" M$ m* pAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 ~( ~( Q" B0 S: S2 q5 p" z; [
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- Q6 y1 D% ~4 m$ }
"z" and "w" with "v".
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* h- [- f/ N: d- r4 _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- `. }$ e: b$ j! ]2 Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& o" b4 ~6 s. x3 l% qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 q4 R/ n$ [' ~Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 N2 _0 z' z4 |2 l: R( ~) {7 @( {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 T: m2 O, b0 }4 @6 Z2 X9 ^* gsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* A& ~4 m$ k# T# G3 Pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  v4 S0 g1 c8 y: N) @7 c' Q6 d

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: Q4 o& w, s/ {, J2 ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 s* G3 p! U( C

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- U: P" N. @  a$ Q( U               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ v+ `; V& o5 O( h  L% c( s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 h) y" {- M* i2 {2 o- \( ^8 n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. X* b( x' ]9 M
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, h3 t/ o/ b5 K* X2 R
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ u; I  [- v9 W
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 m+ k2 R4 N6 l, ~' Q& }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% X' l5 y- s8 `1 {  R( B路过,让你们看看我的波
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