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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- z& p1 a* f# a& F% f8 V4 ~  k
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! s/ A; F  k8 h: e' ~1 A# m9 k' Z  z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 T5 u5 {3 z- V- D

5 h( V( b- W! n) e3 [In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ v9 S1 s2 y) F2 i2 W7 Z1 X& t, Z- h
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% C  G" B6 r6 J
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( d3 p6 L9 E9 o9 G8 q; R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 q& {6 M0 K7 U
fotograf 20% shorter.
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4 r& j( Z3 w! P- x1 ~3 m' v. _' ~In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 r2 y& ?" @* X( u* @2 Wreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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2 i/ A3 E9 ?4 n3 n  hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 \0 G. q/ {5 u
ben a deterent to akurate speling." J" N3 M3 C5 [0 D7 E& l

/ A+ S- n0 `* e7 k; }6 [Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
8 S. r. U. F4 F- Q2 j1 Bdisgrasful and it should go away.4 J, d5 M# U( N; U! {! ~

" e2 }$ u2 U, J( bBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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' R3 N/ D& R' z0 {! Z5 }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ T, x. q) a) P( {7 T
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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9 `4 g+ t4 D3 |* J2 f) AIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# M" a/ `# J2 S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" A8 o8 u5 H7 z6 z% i5 e' gsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! P; J( I+ @) X: {, I0 w/ Q
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; G- c5 Z. A/ ]# U- e+ Xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* L0 ^$ @' M! L0 @7 N

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 P' t( \& y/ s' T* @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- a5 t9 b/ z- D7 x7 U5 S& s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" g( l- _$ G) r; a2 Y8 }你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 ?; F9 i1 x& I

2 `9 N% u2 O9 p3 Z. D+ S. C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 h7 U1 l! m9 D) Y3 P
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 f4 o" B- @* H9 U, b* d% |4 l
路过,让你们看看我的波

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