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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  k. s8 @( D. \/ g: Z" S6 p

/ p* a% i% y/ bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% A( x& i( }$ V. ?1 s1 g" x
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% `8 I. w& O4 q5 S
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! V5 j/ `( n) l, p
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. I; N& j& k5 k) o1 F0 }8 X! {
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to, I; e  t1 @  p* X4 Y
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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disgrasful and it should go away.* S( b+ t; K! t: g) c
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 C& _; T1 s1 Z$ }/ T
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! I9 l2 K. T% p
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! z4 n4 D" q2 E9 S3 G
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' I: ]7 H: n! Q1 lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) e1 M) j( Q5 T  z* k

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 I! A% O# V# d5 l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& e- K8 q8 z0 `: {4 |% m! F# v

9 G7 ]3 [6 _& i- Q* r! R0 w[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 ~$ ?- T- Z5 h, ~

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 H1 ]0 G1 L, ~" m: Q$ \9 m, p这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 p7 Q' L# b: ]" v. ?" l: B你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 d* v$ c# n/ Q3 C
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- \; r6 H5 U8 P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 }% T( P; |1 L+ k路过,让你们看看我的波

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