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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% _+ ^$ X( Q* a+ q; x
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# |$ Z9 I% v& @4 Y
the other possibility.2 I. O' z1 K# C) T$ j+ G

! s2 M! q# V2 k4 G3 X* }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- \% w5 o3 I6 H& F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* o, g9 g9 F. ^+ p0 tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 R& g+ L- D% }- I, j7 a
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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. w4 g5 F* x3 c. h% J7 O1 cThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. e' o% P3 p( \3 |0 ~8 }" Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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% D" C% `" H/ MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ m/ R+ s/ R' S: Y# m! B0 zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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* B8 ]' U+ l+ LAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
9 {7 q. H6 D* }; ~( }disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 C5 w7 b: u" ?( D8 u8 x: m
"z" and "w" with "v".9 O9 E3 h' h! o7 w  c5 [2 T

) D# o) z0 j& f) o0 kDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! Z" s  B/ o+ S! Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! ?! ^& T, d( f# T0 [( j* ^4 J$ |

, z1 ~& K2 l0 _* ]Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 p3 B# a3 t4 n/ |/ nunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# w7 L: g) ^; g! _5 @
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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# z, e% n- Z2 y: ]2 g3 lIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 M# [, l( n& ^3 s4 A' J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. F( E: ], L* P  dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' G+ n) b3 g) |7 a2 W# ?: a, K
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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$ a) X, M! t( z1 U6 `. p4 \8 @# O               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# c% U( t9 T* @' Z  O6 l5 A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 |# C; A9 @/ R* _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; F- f+ _8 |8 U& }2 V3 X9 Z+ p# L$ J
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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$ L# @& q, u$ ^+ T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. u1 k, n* v9 }: S' }" N  f

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( W5 j# s6 F8 ]  y+ Q! F惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 M2 s/ d1 ^1 @) n8 t好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 ~1 H, A$ N+ j# s( t( _) g路过,让你们看看我的波
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