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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 y& n0 h( C' g2 M# x  H
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ m+ `* a+ Z$ |2 ?( P! O
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 s: E- H' Z, S+ g2 r% c" D# K
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ Z4 \) k# Q: K% [
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 Y* f1 L' o  ^  u
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 S+ Q  P  S  Y3 s- D9 s
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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% \; S4 X& `, A, W! F3 w) p! s) LIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' P; N$ }9 c: ]
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 I: y% m: U1 J4 d, oGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 \: c6 s4 `) X% I0 v+ X% B0 [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! q& [" G) \" l
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& |! O- O* H4 y8 V' yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ l) c- z/ @0 S% Y: W' J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# V5 d: m- M- d$ a. a! u

. V$ r+ `: u( e& Z7 ~Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu7 m. G/ ^# A( C0 |$ i
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, U+ @) _9 o$ d$ r0 h7 d# OUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. v4 E2 J/ x% G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" i, Q6 M6 c* j( `" G' q' Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 k0 M3 M6 k, b, m5 Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." N6 b5 `+ d* R* y& d
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 O) ^, L' J& n8 c1 w/ v
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), F0 ]. q3 \3 Y1 n1 t' I7 Y2 M

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 i6 U/ G4 |4 J# X& V4 ?2 }
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( B) ?1 v! V5 z7 ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 K# R$ E1 b& l5 q8 e" \
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 |9 j, ^- @: F/ Y! s2 V& H+ ~6 A# H你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 Q. l1 l- K- _3 s焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 i2 a* A% s4 c2 T9 k7 i' F# I( q4 N
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" D) v1 I/ I2 c: V好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 R2 j# Z2 A) c: r" E路过,让你们看看我的波
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