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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
- m: _9 f4 x7 B: |! r2 m" g4 pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. W2 T* H. D1 N" v" @; w* d
the other possibility.( y: H  t  `4 [" Q7 G) k& f  I

- M5 j/ a3 [3 f0 t1 iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( L6 ]) J) `' e$ Tspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, a3 G+ B: F& Z+ X4 Z! L
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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, X4 C+ W7 k5 f2 H3 F& TIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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; w4 u2 w% h4 C% }. l5 i$ [5 Q4 @The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
& C7 J' U7 Z& f/ L9 Kkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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3 S. B! w- c# J3 \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- X+ N* A4 X' e: N, H
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! J& A3 J, j# }, P
fotograf 20% shorter./ G$ c; m6 v# J. t) i- \+ f

! Y' l. Z% k9 b: r9 c4 kIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' V  q5 R; C7 j' J0 P$ R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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ben a deterent to akurate speling.! `# j* g% ~. I0 r$ D1 d

1 \. r: K: t4 PAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
9 P- k7 S) a1 T- E3 |( l6 R! H4 idisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. F4 {" R$ D' A' M; Cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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  F9 s( j/ A" h/ W- t7 [Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: ~2 N8 ~/ C9 x6 |8 Bunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ z: ~" A. s! E4 F$ J5 o
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% Y. r2 i( {- e+ T3 S/ Y2 F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 e6 [- K$ H$ G5 D3 I4 Q! J
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* u' M8 ?( r+ Y# ^  L0 a5 Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. j1 |9 l( N  {1 |* e* _
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ L- y; {( p7 ?" y6 g/ k- D
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* p  J& Y1 ^# j
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ l4 G. L7 T% i/ T4 z% ~* `
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 {9 o8 C. c' d; X6 ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) D+ Q8 {3 V0 D3 _" N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 R" L; U: n) N- y$ r% z7 O3 O你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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% |9 l, \/ [0 @0 Z- ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# k7 {% f9 @( `, d- `% k  ~9 ?( U

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, v: }& m4 y" D9 F  n( P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 b/ D! K2 R- w- r# T3 ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- P8 ?2 B$ b$ S3 ~4 B1 ?* }% W路过,让你们看看我的波
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