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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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/ U% C6 o: M! R' w, qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" V+ Y) U  b+ j, H. }# pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 k! o/ y' p) J. I& nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: E( Y+ W: s: f8 K
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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" j* W0 c* K9 m' [8 D) j2 UThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
' `1 K* Q4 X' kkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 `+ G" Q: [* p; B8 H
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 k( _5 b# G, v" Y- x
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& I( Z% Y( s$ @3 [- Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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  q' k$ ]2 n% O1 w4 [9 E6 i  mAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* n6 X1 a) ^* a: T1 [# n6 J7 Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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1 a5 `# I! O) vBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 P* @; R4 g  F& G+ e/ S$ J
"z" and "w" with "v".& G( z) q9 S' I
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
# B. t# S( X; E( `- Q2 d' Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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$ d; f' h. D- e6 n7 c8 y' L7 L9 HZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 ?2 }, Q" M! }" I# R5 Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, f% s* K+ {2 W5 z  K9 w4 {7 `Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 M3 b& N& u! X, Q+ L% J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ O* x  [6 T* L$ y3 K. \such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; t8 W* d) u8 H8 J5 udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) {- M; r% D" i
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( O0 i5 V% K0 B9 a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' {  O6 ^- a7 R: Y7 q5 r) W3 p0 \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 W' ~" a3 j4 p/ I2 O
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 ^9 h# n9 v5 i( M  ]惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 u5 h" w+ h4 l/ {' V7 N1 [* Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: A6 n. q) {8 ?. s路过,让你们看看我的波
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