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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* Y4 K" y: u9 A  Y% Z+ tbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
3 b! ^3 A% e# uthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
9 X; k* M6 C6 j- dthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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6 L# s4 G7 g  cThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 V5 s( L( B* s4 E% j- s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 v. W; x1 d/ }) N! }) N6 o+ k
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 W$ t5 C+ ^4 qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
* v$ W- R$ X2 j' bfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 M. p' M& r: r2 ]/ m* A# creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 c' W9 h. n4 x7 Z5 jdisgrasful and it should go away.
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1 |1 s3 l; e: q9 S% Z8 d; F2 y  VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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4 U" U$ u4 F) T9 m0 n6 oDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" I5 ^- V" v4 w  A" B- g# w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- j* _: R/ r" `& d; v2 c

) V, |* J' s) u, F/ \Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" S6 V8 W! r* Uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 \  c# n& c! v& ?4 v5 _6 {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- S1 T) X" N3 s

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 b$ D7 ^4 m# m3 U! m, edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- U- Q5 d; w! _1 Z( F6 ?7 n
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 Y- F0 l+ v0 l) D

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* ~% D7 _. W% N# Z2 |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ s* w9 K! L: P. s' v) T) X5 ]. a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; p( p! Z6 i( ^( }2 f
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& k% g3 z8 Y2 M3 b' W# G
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, o0 {+ v5 E+ T8 Z7 W3 s
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 D! z5 H& W7 s8 V0 k- w/ N& ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  `7 Y. _8 V  ]' _6 B8 \
路过,让你们看看我的波
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