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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
5 o  b0 ^( U( rbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 Z/ H5 O% G& O% m; X
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! c" ?. w, y4 J/ s3 R9 A+ W
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 K, Y% J  X$ W) e4 _( {

$ M" x+ B- t$ E: Y" J$ |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" F4 q* K  s+ v% v. f( g) ]5 d
the sivil servants jump with joy.+ k, e( F  r( Z- m+ L' l$ W
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: O2 a0 n) j% G8 R7 T- a
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.- W. ^1 @. L0 T2 ^9 z7 l" {

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4 @+ z. f6 K( Q9 V" UThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 G( f1 P9 {  m$ _' xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
) [0 p% C  j2 E6 p% M6 h, Xfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 c) r7 c; l  c+ }) r' breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# X. `1 j* r8 f9 U: V  p& J- pGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: Y0 S: o3 y: _ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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: R& n( {& o& K5 r- }! _. ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ ^+ A* P$ ~! {. z1 Ddisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! K* G5 I6 U, j% F/ X
"z" and "w" with "v"." r! i) a- v! E* H2 w

: z* o4 H3 U4 J" Y! k& i" @5 e( XDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. Y8 M- o2 ?4 S  S. P( s
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu1 I3 X9 Z% ?0 ?+ Q" t
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ t  F- i+ M3 m" {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, e2 b6 ?1 u- H# X+ {) U
forst plas.2 @; t2 e) d- @! J$ w+ {

2 _/ z4 T5 ?5 I" S* g/ Y% x; qIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 K; T* P4 a! P, d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 c) m  P$ X0 Ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# {# b5 ~' t' Z$ ?. udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& P: `; j% S- r( p- A9 \
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! a7 r" B" H- C& O- r5 bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ o, s1 C- H+ b/ ~

) {% v! F8 t0 I2 q4 w; {' v[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 u: k- }* q1 s- o
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 s9 A! M- t  ~! Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 f5 ]# t7 X" x; }9 M3 `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  p1 P" e; ^2 {, E. k+ C你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* y0 L+ j3 W# N$ V4 @

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
. `5 r5 V# N4 k6 ~( ?2 l3 _  a惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- b, {& W1 R. s: e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  I; Z5 `/ u* M路过,让你们看看我的波

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