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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' U  O# b% _' J" j- _! ~6 `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was) ]9 C4 X$ W6 O7 B0 q4 H* l: H
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 u% ]" m6 R1 o+ T6 X7 g- k# B

( N7 M/ o+ _: X# r& }8 ]$ jIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, m% n& g' _2 z* {8 e9 y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 Y$ G, `$ k9 R4 N0 ?
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., O4 R9 J4 Q- F

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- r5 Y/ o0 D! y3 H4 q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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! {+ G( q$ [  O' e; {1 qAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) D9 ?1 w+ k# m9 z: w3 G. O! _
disgrasful and it should go away.5 t" Y# b: f6 T& ?. v3 r
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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. s# O- S. P, o; s) k4 v* GDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 l0 ?) `* @# o; c+ m
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( y8 k3 _! i% Z8 Y) ?4 G1 eUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 ^5 Y& P1 o3 f6 U还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% s2 N/ g, M! v  Q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. E3 n9 P7 Z+ A/ ~+ @/ `5 P6 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( w# I5 d2 ^- _% [7 d& Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! @, ]) c8 E# N+ D! U$ |) Q
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) R! N! X9 R4 j! K

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 ^. q! W' Y* O+ x
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ M! \2 P( C; Y7 Z& b. U  B# N5 A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% w" H$ Y5 O1 h: y1 l
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% ]7 X$ Z5 e( t9 c- n% {  X) H" g3 p
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. A# a3 x+ Q# |

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 z+ _9 l# m! N" Q) j8 a路过,让你们看看我的波
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