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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
( Y4 P$ ?1 a! v$ X3 |be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 J+ t0 ~3 K8 [7 H1 jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 m' f3 K6 d! c+ r, ]# B/ i. _plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) R: [% s4 S4 P# s" K) e% z

" U' m& {1 H8 f+ _  N) ~8 ]' XIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 R( Y: F5 d) ^2 s  _2 P1 Z4 K! X
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. b, C- P, k5 @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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% f0 B2 h! K1 d2 X3 JIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: s- \' o$ H. K2 G% e+ J+ v9 breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( ]. z, R8 Z' ^' y- `3 _4 |1 h

6 Z. c" K+ V5 J! k. yGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 E: }" Z& m" V2 V) L5 N; \' \
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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, e3 u$ z8 m+ y, s9 BAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. A& {. E- C% O9 G. j5 p
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+ t( Y6 O4 u2 F) Q1 M* E, [By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 w9 |5 g' t5 ~" ]) N
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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% H# G9 F  P$ @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( p9 ~. k( p) L+ Y
forst plas.
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# V8 w/ d% }) q/ cIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- c+ U5 f0 b* g) _0 D5 V4 o) ~还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( E9 A7 M& o4 asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- R: U3 \7 m8 T, u2 K) @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ G$ \" M! ]( C! h& C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ R; ^+ ~; d" c- j/ g- I" z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ f8 v/ \+ D5 Y, ]  V, F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: L% i# O8 P; U' s, z1 ?0 {
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; U; h* _* Y: y, e5 j" e. _
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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" p. W* }# [# l$ V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" f" b' {- i( l# Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( v8 c7 {2 @' Z; V  z+ Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, V+ w- @7 d/ R* G. T0 }路过,让你们看看我的波

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