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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  m) X# U1 @* [( xbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# l6 T: A1 B/ S, E/ G  N0 D+ ^
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. r% F/ [% Z, r6 F8 mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. q: [  T( w5 t" i$ c9 rplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- q* I( w+ Z- q" h
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- ~/ H) A# O- ~5 j5 w
the sivil servants jump with joy.% M- |0 r4 t* j+ k4 R) W9 u

. ^) y$ [3 z( \4 o- |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. _8 u" B+ [, ^8 t4 M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.6 q) v- n) f% U0 r; x

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# r: x; W) e' m& r9 b  u5 E6 q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) B; }8 Y  K& g
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; d0 A$ E/ U2 w  l+ n
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) d4 W& u) r3 R4 ^Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  h9 T/ @8 k3 J, ?- y' F8 O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.1 t$ D4 @2 G; c7 Y# V

, P* [7 B! f: K, ^: z- X4 OAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
: X3 y" G: Q) y) V+ qdisgrasful and it should go away.1 K2 s8 m5 b8 B+ `7 i' }% Q
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ M' a  t6 ?8 u: t) F! y1 W4 @9 |
"z" and "w" with "v".- e/ Z; T; P8 t: s: v' R# c

# t: @2 j+ Q. b$ P: o' eDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ J- q  P: t% q3 `) t/ N3 W6 ^$ K, h1 Gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. `7 D: ]; W; z& O8 [! K, J

+ a( k( N+ l  H, U8 K* \9 mZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 S& _! X& s5 C  N5 E; f# b! I
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  r& P" S" ?1 @; F, t; E8 `3 h
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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( M6 c2 Q4 r. p) ZIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% {% H( X" I6 V* z* _' v$ b% v  ]
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" e( f0 }2 B# o; i2 |* `* `such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* P; k8 m  `4 Z& w6 k8 T& t" N# [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( `7 u1 p; m# C; O; x
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:3 D8 {$ x8 `" s) F4 U+ J
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 B6 S( f' J6 W& {! R, n6 |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 \! x/ ]: m: m* S3 U
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 J# {( z5 I' x; U- S. q$ ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:, b5 M( o( p5 A8 U, E
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 s! h. b# Q& X$ w
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ T/ B8 z! j# F7 j# q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ x4 W; v' `0 T
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' A+ y& i% T& o% [9 l
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
8 }! w) c( J/ y4 G路过,让你们看看我的波
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