欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
$ `/ t2 H1 R2 w/ |7 \7 qbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
5 S3 C* \! r" `" o& }the other possibility.
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. B+ c$ a7 t4 T  k9 Z1 x; qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
) k/ U, E; U, R" {0 g: Oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

4 o0 B' s! N. l8 |! z% XIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! q/ l9 e1 j! V/ jreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
( V0 d0 V3 K* c. }& Y. Zdisgrasful and it should go away.
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& V' r$ q: J0 |! d$ E4 A1 `/ ZBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
0 s7 A4 S* Q% ^1 u+ Q"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
7 `( V" q9 [3 m1 \& S# ~. oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, M# A: s/ z5 U3 ^6 b( B; Junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

, g; R8 E1 c0 Z2 n+ CIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
1 }% Y) \& b8 a. n2 c还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 J! k2 L% v1 I# S. \$ O0 asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- x# R9 }7 ]* D8 \; v) Xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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, k- \2 D) l& H4 f; s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

& k* p9 X0 K; `* a& {8 F* i7 s  {, Q               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 i# k+ C8 d  |5 a0 g% i4 S  @, P, H这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
3 i2 e" d/ b% a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 @& q- {6 e( k) E1 k你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
2 _) d  q1 X7 G" @3 U- q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- B) P/ |0 |9 G- N/ j8 c4 ]路过，让你们看看我的波

+ }5 i9 d" }+ O4 R谢谢分享