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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 `" g1 k2 l' H2 z4 j( q( ^5 R" {" _$ u
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was& ~7 H7 U* q  J% m8 F" Y# @
the other possibility.
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7 N' p' w2 |/ N2 c" kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ m, i  P+ d. Y% C
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" k# e0 N3 C2 [3 T; t; `3 \8 Qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: a. i! H/ O+ q: e. @7 H) K
the sivil servants jump with joy.  \# c2 o& ^5 v# H! ?3 Z

0 ]3 i) W; h1 gThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 K, `1 q# w/ D
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; l5 m2 n5 K0 V
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2 W" Z2 w4 H+ ^' pThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 Z6 [5 e% e1 i# ~0 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
5 J+ J  |5 _5 ]1 h+ Nfotograf 20% shorter.5 t% X9 n! N1 B3 \( |+ X

7 u# @4 R8 R+ G8 v9 ZIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" [  t& x' d, L( [8 h
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- |: C0 @% O' i' L- Y

" t4 b3 R, G2 G7 EGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 s2 \- P* G3 i7 \- }' L
ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 f" V8 o  Q6 n1 l4 C9 e( r

, P0 Z5 c  H; N* N4 M1 B) j7 |8 OAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( x2 g/ ^; E) S- M/ }5 m
"z" and "w" with "v".2 d+ S7 ^% s* H6 s! p

# f* ]# F, p9 l/ K; Y7 ODuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 Z+ j0 D% q% t$ O  l% ]- ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, T  F: a5 c2 p( h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 C; ~: |8 x0 o5 @
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, }7 W: J! ]( n( @) ]4 d
forst plas.
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# y- ]  g! p5 o, \# oIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: {' r! z" M  t# W! A, t
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' _1 [5 v8 k! U4 nsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ N% z# Q9 m+ P3 U; h- b5 x+ D. q
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 E: |6 F! n1 Pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 M& C$ B$ v% H7 k
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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% t: q: T5 k1 t( x: d               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ e6 W9 S1 g, H这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 |4 j  y- n7 U. A( _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 D% M+ |# b: N
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 Z  L5 l8 O( p6 J" ~( a6 ]- y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 E. v% z9 B. f6 P; @$ F! E% z3 u

3 _) k* T. k; I% w焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 x1 S" C: p4 d8 Y/ T. q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 l& w0 h0 ]6 m& B( o8 }, p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& K, O* o: P  U- T" ?' I5 h  {路过,让你们看看我的波

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