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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& p8 n0 ]* ^2 m0 F* c5 w4 n
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 z" s+ \; V0 ^6 l1 hspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 P, j2 J$ i6 i8 L5 q/ mplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' D. M* P4 o, u
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( V# B/ n# ?, L+ Y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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2 }' \8 f) ^8 d8 F/ j5 J0 g( BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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1 K/ n: w! ~$ E- FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ }) f/ b4 U2 A
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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) h7 M+ Z: O/ [- oGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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' }' c7 D7 X' \! \3 L3 f3 lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ p- a) b9 V. D1 {; e: v
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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- H" |, u2 V- p( D4 \* J0 qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" V" ^+ l4 Z: N! m% E/ `3 x; [$ k
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., i2 p: n% [; h7 N6 h( |3 [! A: N
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! G/ b7 j0 ~7 w4 ^- K& W2 D
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ O. N9 o: d$ `" b/ u1 ?! Q& d7 m
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 W* [& s8 e5 N) x- z( NIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ K1 u7 r/ A( ~( o0 C. v3 y* W
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 I6 a% o( n: d3 s7 A2 ^
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' Y* @" D  J: q  ]' B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% T, P  _, o5 p- D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 T& S' |7 E1 U' m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 s$ G1 s9 f4 e4 s, T" w! W
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. j4 P/ n* F  J# K, R; R" [
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 D/ s& ?8 F- ~7 n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. r2 S8 a( K$ r+ m- Z1 x路过,让你们看看我的波
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