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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 u( @3 _5 ]+ b2 R3 w& ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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& J3 i4 u# [/ P0 O/ Z& x. ~7 CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# F' w8 l5 t7 S* t% K$ _" Y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
, W! S2 S& I9 P: pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 m+ c; ]! z- I% B
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
$ Z- ~2 n# p) v9 k- o1 V& vthe sivil servants jump with joy.5 h! @0 i5 c( D' V; U8 I5 p

: U& Z, E. c, o( e* n( A: r3 ?The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
' |% |: Y7 d7 Z3 kkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 [( ~7 P( z3 `2 H7 ]
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6 M. t- N' ]: W( t9 H  \) VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: }7 C) M4 ?  b! I) B5 Dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 n; V! g- H. ^+ K" q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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, H3 ~5 B" Q& E& j. \) JIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
- Y! ~8 d* f" P/ Nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 `# e! V: R+ a+ H5 M

6 ?8 ~: h3 I) w& L0 GGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
3 y0 C; C+ P3 Eben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. ?; h2 m4 F5 F6 H7 S: m& r
disgrasful and it should go away.
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( Y: _# ^) o# J* E; UBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: W; ]( B, C8 c4 T/ ~6 K: h7 I
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 f3 W% B9 h: Q+ S% q
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  X( t, O& d  w, H2 ?9 Ounderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# V( l8 E( U& O% H: p- L7 UUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
3 G3 C  R# t8 U, J0 D& wforst plas.
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" \/ o( H6 F7 Q! ^" ~If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 U6 D4 H4 W8 {# K; r( r
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 \" c! p- g/ ~: u- ]+ O* T
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- [# i0 K5 O+ k* z' L- I5 pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# X7 O: x: [. Y% ?/ Sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) Y9 N6 h" Z) |) W
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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7 t* O: ~9 I# w9 t9 p9 e, Y               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), M5 v3 x& ~& c& {" M! m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 r9 i# B7 X4 \/ b* B0 d1 |这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  M- d& T+ K& r- m! u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 L. Y9 V+ B7 q" @0 L6 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 W1 d0 h8 M6 n" P
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 k0 M" w7 y5 @5 ?! ?3 `5 m; S惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' \( V2 L- t3 u3 \3 [/ o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" e' Z7 p& b( J# X6 N# W0 M- V4 f$ X* _
路过,让你们看看我的波

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