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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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7 ~+ }% k( {3 {! {* `/ ~As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ u+ U. V6 [* F  Y) V
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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1 ]9 T; o! g& k% J+ q1 N' C. K) d' {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; F, P! G3 |: s  r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' g' ]# h3 Z: B. j8 d& `' L/ I1 YThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 w8 y* [' z2 @; @* w5 y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: t+ L8 r$ p$ Z3 l# E
fotograf 20% shorter.7 k6 }+ k" R- b5 \2 Q

5 X% L7 |9 Z& N9 ?: W+ lIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. Z9 s- V  |8 Oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% m' ?+ a5 D/ S3 H+ z
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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9 [, B; h1 t- h4 z  bAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 M. b; o3 ^( s- Q8 R; ]8 Vdisgrasful and it should go away.
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) t- e/ `5 B( h6 q5 \8 BBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ C# e' }2 K% z$ T# x; [0 ?7 m  h
"z" and "w" with "v".% V4 [) k9 X' z9 u0 r1 k, k7 G- ^

& j! x7 ~9 V" y7 DDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
5 K; r) G( z0 m6 |# vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# c1 }5 O# {4 ~9 D" q  V
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
; K' ~, J' V& e3 |5 v- d% J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# U0 f& l" h* A& hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 J9 v: z* ?/ x( G# p[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 z; k% r8 }& @! K
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 K1 M9 c$ U/ D6 _* n% b) p5 g2 s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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2 X! [+ O0 @4 _, W2 m( J               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ _$ W& v8 f5 o4 |4 a$ W
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" B4 P& Y9 X6 B: {7 b- H6 I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 y; g1 x6 f2 t4 e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# {3 R9 Q1 K6 h+ w. B8 X% ^你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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3 x. C: s! F/ K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 W3 Q2 T3 a3 P$ ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" q- m. A* q/ w0 W# B; k1 `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 `% N8 k* i  w0 W, R路过,让你们看看我的波

9 h, N$ a2 X5 O) W7 \谢谢分享
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