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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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) Z# G4 ?# B* d! m( }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
8 ?! y( ]/ @8 D& bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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& f, g0 e/ u" l! L1 K$ U3 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. F6 e6 r" H9 {2 n+ @2 s' I: Etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& g- _3 ]& U% w" P& k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is' d9 \, e" @/ u4 l4 I
disgrasful and it should go away.1 i3 j! J  E; K- c& h/ ~3 M5 o
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( E  Q/ P7 S; K  G5 [3 CDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  g& S7 l% f8 y/ v! g! oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 A4 Z& n% h0 e- s( O( @7 G+ Y! e
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 Y# \- C- c5 _2 U) n4 N4 o$ h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 P6 u3 E3 |' C  VUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 J$ D4 x0 K4 f7 ?! V, \( gIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 _5 J4 ~% A+ U/ g
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:& i( I4 O! w6 Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

+ N( Y0 J- K2 g4 n4 V" u; y  D& sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% u6 k" l$ g5 n; x# o2 B& f5 c
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 a% D# t, n" c* o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 c: P! P2 \/ ], G1 s$ u
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) [5 H7 A7 e- w% ]+ Q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; P6 c5 u4 [& A* S3 B5 M# S
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 ?+ ~4 e# t2 _
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: d# y6 }5 J! P9 X惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 B, _1 f' g. t+ ^" z+ K  t, Y8 R+ h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: \' S6 `8 s( O3 |
路过,让你们看看我的波

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