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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 ?: k8 Q/ L1 v) R3 `) Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. V2 e1 C% `' I2 x+ U* j
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 w5 `0 [; R0 w& r4 T  ~4 i
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  _, l5 Q" b, X! G" Q; e

+ k  |8 D1 |, k% Z% L8 J0 aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 G$ q7 y9 O; S3 [8 e
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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" N* P" C' l4 Q. h# ]The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 [1 ]/ i) M! R1 I" j6 }) W8 C8 Y( r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: b# Y9 s1 q1 o- _; H. r
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2 F; V5 e& Q1 A* m$ Y1 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! Y1 c& `8 `! |: ^9 A& T
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 ~. C1 p* M8 t* R' Y! n( IIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 N+ R" C( r+ Ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." M1 _1 t. D7 _' e& [
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# g# m2 m7 ~+ C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 b; ^: Q: k% Y/ g8 A

4 m2 m2 F8 p+ W9 Y- qAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# M/ m% u7 s6 C6 O5 r2 [
disgrasful and it should go away.# l$ L+ M. Q, q7 s$ u( U

; @; m6 f/ \% W! Z6 U/ D) `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. m# c, D. d& a+ Z0 E$ ~
"z" and "w" with "v".+ w6 p' T6 o- i0 ^

$ Q0 e: L; M9 t' ?4 `During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 S0 S# {+ E& Z  D. B9 Aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% z/ t6 E" O5 Z& h" r5 `: B
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# n  I6 ]' N7 I6 l, g( Q8 s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  q/ e* R0 `6 G$ ~9 _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ P  b8 i$ ]. H- W% B" K
forst plas.
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! w5 q; U- G' L3 @* _8 b9 a3 BIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ ?* s) s2 ~8 [5 v- b. F还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ b! n" d5 v$ W: p5 e, ksuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' l, V5 t. n. b

0 t) n: R. |% B$ }1 \" \* I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 }3 z3 Z! o5 r: F; n" d& ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- z2 m& [& u; T; v5 m( ~7 v+ U

0 Z5 b0 B1 \3 W, ?6 Y7 c( e[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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# R6 t' q5 q* U2 h               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 Q5 I, L. \& q9 O- W+ w
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, T: e2 k& Z" n7 \$ p3 d- k
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  s7 ^3 @) _% i$ b. R好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# K# \5 M/ o) t8 ]' n7 O3 Q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 Q( }6 @/ U+ e: n  C& H
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 z$ a/ k7 F. e4 L. v* T* u惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# l8 ^( g9 ~: O1 u9 `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& ^5 I4 ]; d+ [: u9 i! T路过,让你们看看我的波

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