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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 R+ X8 F! ~2 }  u' O! H* Q# U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 D2 v" X9 v9 r! |7 q( p
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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% k+ s( T* P% T. P% P0 MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
& l  ^* T' m( a/ Pkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.2 |8 G8 @, F* i

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. J: Q/ A$ \9 x8 m; \. TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% @1 o9 J7 e6 D& T
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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/ B$ k  F1 M( B+ p' L8 |' U/ ]- qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 v: R' f* @  Sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 M* f: H( Z# V+ v5 f) iben a deterent to akurate speling.6 w% m5 C! ~0 @7 v9 `* h- H/ a$ U1 C) E

4 T( q5 I. s$ LAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ a; a. ?3 s5 r! h1 E
disgrasful and it should go away.
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: A- Z  b! V- C7 D. W$ n5 f: {By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 @8 z! ]4 L. Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 h5 G; @  U+ U  B4 z3 f/ [& Y

  j2 [- I: a6 UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ H) @7 c1 x7 z( [1 n
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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* ?- ~+ M+ K+ ^If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 s& i8 c8 G& ]" Q4 {5 X. c, d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: J& u* J+ F$ R) t4 Xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 a# _# ?" _# N( D7 Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 `8 ?5 U! P* d3 a$ H4 g  m
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 S! H+ j/ s2 E8 U# N
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& Q2 W% L2 o( Q- m4 r
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ t. R9 R1 Z& w3 w% f3 d: ?这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' X/ z3 M, A1 O4 o+ u& F0 q0 E
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 k3 R/ C0 f3 r; a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  v0 @. A! T8 L+ J
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 m1 P  S1 G2 A# I/ ]焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:* n( P: R1 V0 \
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ O1 @3 b4 h3 l) W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% N5 t, ]- ?- O7 w5 b9 _$ ?+ G/ u; A路过,让你们看看我的波
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