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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
1 ]" u/ C2 F' Hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* H2 I5 l5 Q' h6 l& ?& N
the other possibility.$ K$ v4 K9 B& ^. Y) Z

8 t5 Y" W: f7 r1 q" _4 _9 ^$ H% ?! m1 FAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 ^2 r9 }3 D) \6 s+ Y7 Q7 x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
+ V* w/ i/ u& C) z. y8 X4 }' uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ t3 M4 E* W/ A2 D; `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
/ n5 a$ f0 l7 u" ?3 `1 p; cthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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* M3 z3 |, j0 p7 L1 D1 I# bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 _; L1 R, A) S- p: o6 M9 k4 Rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 q( e! `  w: W4 ^" _
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" x  `( z3 O: t* f9 j+ JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ W1 \3 j# \7 ~1 p0 Y+ \/ a, z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  g/ f2 N, Y/ ~* A1 g) V
fotograf 20% shorter.' B* W3 [* v8 c5 U

7 `3 J- w5 }! f) G- _( VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# w  E% s( b! nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." X& T0 f4 X0 e/ U# Z: ?

: o  o: c9 i+ J6 {Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& }7 r$ x! }' L& H$ ]2 u
ben a deterent to akurate speling.. U, X! B! b* d* v3 B% w: o7 q+ |# @7 I
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ S9 |5 X1 g/ q( F6 G% Z$ a4 F
disgrasful and it should go away./ M9 B: O" G8 ^+ ~% H

2 x. z1 C; ?4 n# V7 ]4 [By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) X3 H; M8 T1 I& B: a
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- j4 e; w4 w. m$ ^/ i4 Z( B! W/ @5 Safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; B1 Z# ^) Q' Q# X. u
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 E: p: S3 y# V! ?4 \understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ w$ D! c' w$ ?" zUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) C# }9 P+ u- v: e% S  A
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. J, d( [  ~' k) r& w: Q& b
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 [( C7 H4 Z. [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* g& j$ C: V/ F! V) L

6 t' L- a3 `$ b0 D) `[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" j; n, }9 _4 o5 o' A" v0 gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& w! _1 g( n* ~4 `. _
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# L# W1 I( l: j: x  U! D
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! Y3 c% ~1 u, K) o6 ?3 N
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 |8 D4 c" E! u6 H; l& H% |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' x8 W# n) l  u5 |! t
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" h0 n" y; E, `3 J6 q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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( ?6 c9 v+ L$ c: X& ~8 R焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:( V+ b) x, l8 k: T7 Q: k( j
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& O0 I% G! S1 Z( @! n8 T7 `* ^- b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( g  L1 P' q+ {4 c0 Z
路过,让你们看看我的波
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