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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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) B2 e- B  }. ?' n1 ^9 p) GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 j! }% H6 O/ ^+ R& G& Kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- N# y) \3 T' E& c* g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make* ^; A) I6 `6 t1 w5 w5 P! O
the sivil servants jump with joy.+ x4 h+ |1 z' k. B( Y

/ O+ F" M3 ?  L0 R' c8 L  eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
0 |! k' s6 ?& H6 M* `; H3 fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  x$ ?( B, E# f8 w5 g

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 X7 y" P4 O8 k4 Gtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
% R* R7 t2 ~  `+ K8 u  a# [fotograf 20% shorter.
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) C' K3 ]( v) \* h& KIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% {2 M1 z, r" Y# a4 R8 K, I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: [8 H: x: Z% E# iben a deterent to akurate speling.7 U+ W$ ~$ i' P9 p* \

1 w6 A8 ]: {/ s8 k: |0 xAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- i7 z5 X" p0 N8 ]* h
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: {0 {4 V. s6 h9 }
"z" and "w" with "v".1 E7 {8 e+ C5 l1 X

& \- S, d  M4 ZDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 v9 m/ b* J9 ^1 L# M
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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; ?+ Z" j1 u8 g# x: J$ q  yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 g. r' Q' e, D; J2 Eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.; p. ~6 X3 \$ O+ ?
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 R( W3 V& C4 {5 o
forst plas.
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+ U1 V9 w9 s# \: L9 `# r9 jIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' U: |3 g4 o: `, B还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( U3 n; `# Z# Pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 v/ h1 C9 k2 `4 O% `" h2 Y  i) A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 L/ i& |( o# ^6 D" V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 v/ d5 t) l( a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 ]! F# d) F  u9 ^0 U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ o' }, _* X% B- ?) ~; U

# y8 ]3 T" T* J8 g2 z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: H3 S$ p: |% K3 Z2 E- B' k1 @

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:& p/ r5 g% m; A, Q3 f4 Y# \
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 D) p( }. l  o: P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' `9 M6 P( j) j! ~6 A1 R/ p
路过,让你们看看我的波
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