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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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+ p5 [' b. j9 Q% n- S* xAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 _6 L9 c6 B7 U' m
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 I& m! T7 m( U* U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ c, A: |7 ?, C0 W8 F" X
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( B7 p: P0 c( q9 W. }2 b
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 V1 {1 J8 D4 `2 |. y0 I4 Q) A7 ]% `
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  H$ h/ ^2 ]# |- P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 Y* T0 I4 t$ G- G7 U- C$ l
fotograf 20% shorter.# c9 `5 Y/ _: F4 p5 b* _0 k& m' {; S7 }
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) u0 f& T1 B1 ?) L6 J5 A
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ ^; F  j5 u2 L

3 |1 z* Z0 O! r- FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! n* `* [0 W/ I; [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.- H1 h  \, D2 D. u
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ x3 n# k, i; m0 a& k
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% G$ Z4 E- A6 n" H6 A1 E9 l* kBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' k) d3 C% f' q2 O
"z" and "w" with "v".6 M/ h5 I8 T2 `4 a$ e

4 Y9 {8 v+ t: [- D1 `3 C$ ~4 G" k! sDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  |/ y& t# I4 N& M/ E
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ ^  P& ]: z7 t9 z' A, {
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 f" ~' B/ \! I+ I3 }" ]; f9 D6 J
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& C. _' `1 a+ }$ y& c" d
forst plas.! t+ ^& v, M: Q* _" B- F

/ l0 S  U7 B: @7 w' v% z3 vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* E; Q0 M; [$ H1 o0 x$ u# p还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 J: i# a0 C6 s9 u! msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' C) K1 {) x3 r# a
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  U* m8 q4 {- A  X( c+ pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 G: I" S0 V' ^3 V' ?) j

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. ~2 v- q9 V% f. _; {# [6 H
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 [/ x3 {  {7 ]6 ^+ [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ {* d7 H5 ]1 v你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ A+ \% L3 p! c9 k! ?

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( p. d  `! q6 V$ R+ ~* Y2 y9 I+ V路过,让你们看看我的波
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