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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" d1 J/ a8 E: C0 {; t: D2 F: k
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 \! j9 I  Y: r4 k* g( _
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( ]9 e# w* k5 p" r( B1 ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& M2 x; r+ A! A2 Q2 G
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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- K- K  H4 Z, p) yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up) z. D' \5 [  y0 u9 r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( _/ G8 m: a4 t, A$ S
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 k% `! Q- q" [9 P5 y2 A! S- }
fotograf 20% shorter.
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" o+ D' L) |) e) y* i, \$ \- kIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 ^  L, l* o0 V0 L, z# Y4 Lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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, r$ @% i- O: p( P! DAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
5 r$ T: X0 s* Z, Fdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 D: |' J/ w: M  _
"z" and "w" with "v".+ f. E: s3 Y& _; j! w

, T( x1 S. l# j* E  \: DDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 X9 @: q7 b* t' s% p/ o$ \  U
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 U. n% [! z5 w0 p) s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 f7 @$ h4 b$ @0 o3 |: F( g& y: }; j- CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
5 R/ v( c* w' S0 ]$ y6 Y3 X! \  z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:) J4 [9 X0 J) X! o! g
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 T) Z, H( B9 s, l+ A# h" {# ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 ?8 a1 f) |4 K
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( y3 B& ]" \4 ~7 Y* U& a; E3 f0 pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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" V- P# M3 ?5 f; L7 {& s$ E$ }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" O  e/ I4 k; A  ~1 i! O( c; x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 \3 h" D  B3 i
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; [) }2 f# U' v; N  `  E" S5 A
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: b5 V. ?: ]7 O+ ]3 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) B" f8 r& ^& T6 }% m, w' `2 m2 F5 W1 N

  {- G: r, \' e( T4 u  @焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 B* L& Y) d9 r8 e$ ^

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 ]' i" |6 @% ?惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, f- @" U7 ~3 V  D" m  @2 B) Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  H) x- O! M) X' D5 i4 ^路过,让你们看看我的波
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