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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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" Q& N8 R4 X: uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 O5 g# E5 H! g4 T" t
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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" J+ v$ f; k+ V& K0 wIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 ~( B3 g7 }0 K7 M7 i
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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7 B$ b3 n1 @) T& RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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' m; t' e8 K$ r' @8 K7 s8 |There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 T3 K- L' F3 Q% F! z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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9 b: Z" K% J2 Z: CIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; R' C6 w# e4 ^: X& |  y7 Hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) Z7 y7 n+ [/ B! a4 B7 u
disgrasful and it should go away.3 A7 Z$ p' k" P, L4 U' A5 ?2 K# u

/ ~6 p  F9 `: \! SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: R) N: N* C7 S. F
"z" and "w" with "v".7 n: [: `5 [7 W8 N% G! x; D
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ ?8 m% s: U) Nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., r" A- }. I$ F4 a# X: z
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu7 M1 Y- G# D! d4 |
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 X; p( v- Z9 h$ j6 K
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) ~4 ~3 [% h+ }5 M% D# G) f$ I5 C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. h; \% @  c- Q; T( g9 L% Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 k# {% R0 k2 Z, adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god., g: k. d* d3 n7 N

: _+ f2 Y' u. P" q9 w% L[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; l3 p3 C6 M% y# R$ K
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( w2 B( [/ F! ~) w
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 O' e$ j# [9 ?5 N9 b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; G/ X! U  w7 l9 j5 s- X' Y3 K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 z  G" z- V: [# ^
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  i/ y4 e, F8 c4 F: S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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9 _0 j9 h9 J4 l7 F/ P焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
# G  E6 T7 ?% H5 k5 I) F; N  H3 j惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  ~) @$ H* E) @( W$ A1 f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 m9 T1 b$ m6 M# G: F" J; J$ T. {路过,让你们看看我的波

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