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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' r- o7 P8 u: _: x; A0 J3 y& w
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was0 S; `  R: Y* _# C
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; @" r; I6 o5 Z! g" ^6 v
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 u6 g# _8 c( _4 ]" _( Oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& q- c9 V; Y. f- k- h, V/ E! `
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( z; _% Q/ {2 F. w" ?  r
the sivil servants jump with joy.9 F% N3 z2 v, B0 H0 V8 y4 [! ?) w
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 H9 n4 Z' E$ T# ~9 E
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 ^1 P( ]. A2 r* s8 A* B: Htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ l: |8 Z9 l8 z
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 W- F6 S6 R. q; b, G/ x9 g

( \) y  ~( [+ CGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 {0 _# G/ k8 U6 `0 z, d) d) H
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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" u* _0 B, L/ o8 V$ r, kAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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) O" N* ~# V% P4 p% O& C# e. fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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4 C' ?4 z7 d% ^8 p% y/ t2 qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 e" h  s9 h0 J2 R( s/ V, F# N5 j& n
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# U0 d# K0 R0 b' g; p
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. p5 F+ H+ m- I
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.3 f% ]( i2 r# \5 x( j/ A- X  |
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 ?9 p/ U* E! F* S
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 r/ q# s2 V) w4 h
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 a4 m+ s. B9 A  r$ Y3 R9 |
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& ~+ I6 [2 R9 B( Y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( C; V- b% s* @. c! D0 X2 C
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# Z# A- Q2 s1 a) f: `& c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" s3 K) Z; p4 [7 x& `* M你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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' _6 q' r" `, q0 V+ C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* X% R" d# ~; I/ J6 a4 w

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 a# B" c' |) l( X% E路过,让你们看看我的波
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