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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 @# b$ b! |" w+ s! @& C/ f2 o
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. B3 R2 I, E+ F( S$ U5 V0 d
the other possibility.
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# B/ k% [. g7 p5 kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; [4 ], [7 E* M0 ]: e4 x+ q! J5 g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
+ S6 ~" {% R8 U0 \: B% |the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# w7 d% P; O8 \1 u1 o0 t
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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2 [7 G* ^: P, e( H& L5 _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
- X- m- M; p$ ~* Yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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( ^# I' z4 u& R2 [& d& pAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 Q8 r3 B2 K$ f, u: c
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) O! Z0 Q# y7 _$ z3 g" Y* ]5 {6 I
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( o) S  v) g# S. HDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  X- l. I! C( i5 c
forst plas.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' H. `: A( r/ G( i3 P1 u4 T
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* ~' ~* t7 _* m& p. v
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* v" f: R- r3 Z& E& a) o2 Z' Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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2 {6 f' O3 f8 {9 Q$ a  {               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: v, d2 Y; ^7 y1 ]5 m" p这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 y  }% K5 i6 A+ j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ R2 D% |/ `9 A# G
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( y4 k; d% {7 @* Z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ {! ?& s$ X/ m. s1 c9 V1 z+ {- u' v
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 @& m( S8 r, Q& \! r" L6 B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" D9 \& E' r3 i( S0 e9 p( T! b
路过,让你们看看我的波
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