欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 W* W; P, x3 d& a+ ]- I6 q8 fbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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$ Y5 ~0 \0 R9 k) h4 a& uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* d! c$ R0 R* ~spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
! |  Y1 d+ P0 s7 O/ oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
" a  V# U) P' ?+ Q; H2 _the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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8 {6 v1 J1 C) a: i  H) n% H) eGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
& ]1 n) b2 m/ @' ]. D+ `1 f1 Xben a deterent to akurate speling.

% |# M. P) H* V; i# S3 H8 gAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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; i# C: N, ?8 w, X4 zBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
8 C2 I6 z$ x. F$ x: N& \6 }$ }5 _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
) i: m/ l7 I& [- O* A: [还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! R$ r& m8 i! L: m8 p$ Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
* X! y' T; \7 @6 O: W0 a& r+ R+ c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: t1 W4 N7 r1 v. h! P  |路过，让你们看看我的波

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