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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 v- {: Y- n- e3 ~$ s5 D) I, C) U) }
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ g, _, o7 d4 u" o( p- nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  i1 j" [: X  a( b, i8 p$ G/ Nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' N3 f1 w  b5 P( I3 P+ C6 v

, s9 |! h6 \" F7 x& _) iIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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" K9 w% g2 ~: ^4 z8 R9 {# bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: {' p) \' u& Q- d% Nkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.6 x: z8 d: a( d! P- ~

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  c& A, b8 g( \/ J% qThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 ?4 L9 x5 k6 ]& c8 Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% H9 f4 X4 x* v  J5 r* H
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always3 g% t5 G! ^- Z! ?! W- H
ben a deterent to akurate speling.5 r1 S0 k9 Z$ {. d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& I9 O/ p& o# Q+ H" v
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% @' |1 Q- M* r
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 s1 @( D4 P- V. ?6 z% _

7 `8 z; Y: s: q  |0 W1 cZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 Y& ~0 P# C- i8 g( qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
7 ?9 Y/ N, m9 V7 k4 tUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  ~8 D' U  _- J+ ?8 X! ^
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- D7 s( K! `; R8 a; @/ T6 V
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 f7 I3 ]4 |; [; R% T6 M5 {such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" E' |( P$ f- [% C  A
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 \8 j2 \5 A( M+ h. a

" \( c5 Q- F) z; \[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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7 H# O, a) L8 I8 c4 L+ N5 |8 d               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:0 p6 w' \* O0 P/ P$ ~8 G& h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 Y" v" F5 ?: X1 u: }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 i: u- x% o! i3 C, c% A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 ?( A+ D6 c3 f9 O
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!% @+ A7 _7 U: P% h8 K3 c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  [. D! E) {% H- q% G$ l6 M路过,让你们看看我的波
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