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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; N: W: S! Y6 l( v+ a! u0 obe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ r  b* x6 C% R' `1 O9 }
the other possibility.
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; ^9 x! o8 I0 u* [. N* R& {& N0 F0 S8 hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% j& Z% m! g- W5 J# |1 Q& Fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ m7 M3 s6 e4 y) ^- b# c! ^
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 h9 |4 z' z4 V1 Z

( ~1 r$ u5 I6 @In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 _. g/ v- A9 ?+ W2 K) w, s4 p
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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& Y0 w! m3 z& y( x# P6 |2 ]The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, ~0 ~, M$ Y3 i* u0 Tkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' Q: V: V" I; h  p! c# Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ @1 d1 Y+ g) M% D
fotograf 20% shorter." _7 K. t9 \; E: d5 L
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 ^1 G6 f" \- ]$ T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ c1 y6 O% u/ M7 z6 @

$ y) _' \2 c$ f  w- Q  F0 P9 m) T  M2 gGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 K' T7 T' t5 N+ A5 M2 D" Tben a deterent to akurate speling.
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; ?2 {' H) Q. H7 s  ~Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 q6 \+ a' E2 L# U  W/ V
disgrasful and it should go away.
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3 I& r# i, o  i0 oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with" s* f: Z  {) h
"z" and "w" with "v".5 y' }4 B9 L) Y( N9 R/ i
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 ?1 v2 b! d. B6 P+ T% G  aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 K4 h0 y4 N5 w$ i$ ^0 S

5 [" t0 G: y( z' a7 J0 ZZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* w) V* z' X* p: T+ E% I
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, Z5 m4 a$ b) s9 G# h" eUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# ?$ O* @( e! s" m6 ^
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
) z( X) D1 M2 y7 h) w2 A+ O+ msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* O3 Y/ X/ }4 d& j! G
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* G2 Q/ \' y3 u. R0 B& z; fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  Q  G3 V: M( w3 b% b6 p
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ w& I- R. g8 F- B1 S; }, k
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! j' ~6 Q: u  k3 }2 z" d1 F, f" X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 S6 x7 R6 C, I
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 Z* L7 J' N9 Y' _( Q/ |& v你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( @2 p0 F/ N5 ^6 Y8 a! g, y4 O$ f
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 m* G. O* Y/ x惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 d2 _, e+ \2 p# ?# Y3 Z. D" r6 e" }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 K: Z5 [4 i7 @
路过,让你们看看我的波

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