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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% Q' U6 [- C9 H! g2 U  u; I- J
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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, l" F: D9 U/ R; QAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  C" f$ j3 h( D2 |spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& R3 Z% G3 ?  j2 y+ i- f2 Bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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+ ?# `$ s' _" y# }! [1 n7 P# C3 V* IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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( ?3 g. X" b4 B* Y  p* N& g7 b/ SThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 B/ K7 Z5 a' h" r2 ntroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 j5 f+ E! u; ]6 p  g- k* T
fotograf 20% shorter.
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' R% l1 W+ w  C+ h! n7 ~* CIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% J8 o: C' W* V! A6 A2 ^reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! q& |; u0 G: v- u1 V. Z

6 u: I: d* U! l. `# V% HGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ O, N* H/ R- g5 [ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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6 O4 B0 c/ w4 g* I8 q% NAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% N% [" d; u9 B$ x* z  ?) {
disgrasful and it should go away.
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9 A. S6 G9 D) ~% TBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 e) t! _8 i* }, p) i
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( j9 V  A+ `3 j# VDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( J: w% ]+ D) e8 J. m/ b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. D) b8 b$ q1 q: V$ ~
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& c/ K. d) D, g8 b. B' l7 lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# q. V- m$ r$ p6 E
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ R* e/ B$ X( T. [+ Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% d2 M# Y. Z8 A1 s+ h
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  ]+ I& e1 A2 _( m# `) v( P3 R0 T+ wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: c0 g* K* @# J! C
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 [4 ]# E% e* u3 N9 E
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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# u% H  {' ]- Z# n               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) r# [8 X  F  w( \6 y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' T/ B' z3 S5 _$ M
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
. m5 B$ W3 R9 l' }- M你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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$ {1 ?  W) v& S焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 ^$ \* J% t6 V8 _

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 z' w" C4 k7 a+ F$ Q" ~7 f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! [4 M& E3 t  y+ V, _4 p) N1 S. D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" J3 b4 i' j8 m0 W6 d  k
路过,让你们看看我的波

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