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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 n# T0 L3 ?* g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' X1 O0 ^- X# B4 D. E% Q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make* \2 l6 l# R- |7 w( O
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 Y! ^" a0 f" v/ R5 j+ i
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ K2 Y. h5 U/ V  _- Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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+ w+ R2 z) e( e2 o, E0 [* NIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 y0 y  Y! ?2 K1 ~reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 ^# f8 L: d* b+ N0 Q
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 Y& A3 g1 Z) Z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.- I% q9 N, J% g, J, d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* V- j# D1 c4 e+ P6 S" h
"z" and "w" with "v".8 ?) t6 H, t, R8 j" k
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* W* m, g1 G4 P; Dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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; z$ X* ~  Y! a/ OZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# N  }3 G3 I8 D7 S. a* h' d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' P7 M; j! w+ g0 t# M! Q$ P
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ x# ?  q7 v: `9 R/ o% _

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( ]3 J# q, G; ^! U4 y9 P" edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 {+ {- z, Y3 O* p1 m
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" n( a  G* o% _& G) M你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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6 j2 u( g/ ~4 w' Z# q$ f. S' z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. m9 `  G4 A! U
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ R1 Q* m, U& k+ C7 |) v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% Q1 R4 B; ^2 X0 Y0 ?
路过,让你们看看我的波

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