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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 Z+ \$ k) O+ d" A" E. W
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ _# @9 y/ m/ ?) e2 C3 `+ T6 d
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! c, p, I  d8 u# Z! I
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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7 o5 ~; Z" @+ a5 PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" |9 ~6 n# h* g& p
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.7 [) n6 `9 p, R! h5 i

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; ?( I9 E2 }2 c+ Y( `
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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; L; {+ g. |& Q/ U: W5 W, U) _+ O0 VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* v% m, b% A$ K
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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/ ?2 y" `, T) N* k7 F7 X/ ADuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( ?; ?: V# A0 m- [( ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% L6 A% J& c  f$ q$ b9 F

# ?% a, ~: E  n8 gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 `" b) ~6 C3 T( h) ~
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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forst plas.
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! ?) p( B7 l: v# i8 Z% h, ^. oIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ H- n3 u) h2 D; A
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ K3 y  ]$ h( Rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' R2 G# H" n( D" Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- `1 o0 x# M9 A! V' r& C( \
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 s' k" M" A. C0 }' U' y' s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 N4 {) R6 h9 \) j9 j
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- ~; i$ i; k2 I0 h
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 F) V  [: }1 J2 `. _% z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ J0 l6 K5 y: \+ ?

0 Z, X0 z+ e6 B. e9 [焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: b5 _' b. s0 Y9 T7 c, L3 D1 s/ W) O2 p9 n
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- V( ~( w' B6 X$ F+ V/ d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, |2 h3 E+ m' ^- a" C" W路过,让你们看看我的波
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