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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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; V( G% D! `; jAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
- t; h% U' j0 b$ k+ b3 W2 Z0 w) W! d" ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. ^/ j( g9 B0 xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! J4 b( u1 J5 U" U% E( g$ P: `: `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ V3 J% v3 C% M2 k1 j& oThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" J, n' h3 Q1 t8 R( d
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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) z7 z/ n, S  R7 gThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ _+ M; I* v- w, r& r! B8 d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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. [' S, {. @. H6 M% ~) [/ y4 iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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+ o: `7 E% R! ~8 T$ I7 R9 r) QBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* D+ v4 b  ]9 {( R4 i1 `, w5 a3 F
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 j3 d; y# K% Z) O- x
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 m2 S6 c/ _; l& C

& i8 i& h" e; ]9 OZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" v/ Q4 p' _* r1 s8 y* ?: A- \
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* h/ b$ s) r% q4 [! @还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- x7 c4 f2 m8 J
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& y+ A0 D! L) x2 d- s, h( h; e/ Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( E- s& b# N4 }* k

! i) b4 S7 U, v7 X2 |' v$ s& p' }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ D% y7 R' |& ~7 M" o5 h
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* _7 c, c+ ~: B; U/ h7 P
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 W, ~- h: r! h8 L4 u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 i$ J# T, w2 U9 }8 V8 P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& }% ~4 L" m' Z! x% H% z5 o5 N2 k+ p
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 {3 ~. r0 i: {: y
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:* j% T2 w' p2 R
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 m2 I8 s1 n% H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 P9 _% m* A/ ]
路过,让你们看看我的波

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