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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 X/ m- \" o7 M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
# i/ K5 D( z2 Q. d3 I4 Qthe other possibility.
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7 p& ?1 m9 l1 r$ ^* WAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" P0 f, y  u+ N4 V1 y% Mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& V0 |7 H7 R/ p% D# ^plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  k. B  F) Q& G* \5 ?, X

+ }8 I) W$ w: bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
# [/ U" J3 s! o5 I+ G' W( s7 Sthe sivil servants jump with joy.) j$ R) L1 O8 f$ h1 q, z
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up# Q9 d+ h7 C# b: A, ^
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 @- H# c- o$ \% G/ _

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2 P7 ]  k* [: d) B4 A% l+ r6 I- JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* f6 O* `( U  rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ c. `  c$ B% P/ Y" w) }: h
fotograf 20% shorter.; o0 N4 I0 B) m+ i. B' s  C/ V

' {! _5 [; Z5 x% M$ M# pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. w. v" }3 W& B( |$ C7 x/ x
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* M1 r" S- `' _2 v/ M" n% b

% j- w. s0 X  u3 zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
, i1 |' k: X, X. vben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  \6 J, R# u2 }  T3 Ldisgrasful and it should go away./ T9 |) R: @% B

0 T4 A0 N3 |, MBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% N5 A2 _/ D" T# s" A$ z" |
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 b5 L1 k& t" ?4 V3 [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 U! }8 a4 ~4 [# F9 n1 b0 \' {

& L/ b" F  E" _# r4 Y; gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
8 C% |) l9 e4 J# V, W* Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! a1 V: K  U  wUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# O. E4 b5 [: ~+ g! R( m, u. q9 B' W
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- z/ _, F6 h% l* J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  _+ [7 y  ?9 t9 ?, ]$ l6 S1 }such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; @3 p& p5 a& k: A

( m8 q& w0 H& G: g[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 i$ n3 n' P2 M  G
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 G/ k( o: Y% k/ r9 E
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 E  {' \; }9 ]( |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( d" q4 `; P& P  U
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  a% ~9 D3 y& w- {% x1 H
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 ]. V5 l0 z* s/ ?5 t) T6 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ j# n. q4 m$ G& Q9 x! Z8 r  i( \

7 I. U2 h; N: h焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 \# k+ L8 O+ X, U9 b& I1 ^/ M6 z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 j  M& v& S- _/ D: M* d6 S
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" c$ l6 q9 O+ e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 O1 D9 d# @% F/ j/ p
路过,让你们看看我的波

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