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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 C: ?" y, p' q/ e0 C+ P
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! e$ y( U6 J0 {/ t
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 H/ N( z( l7 f; \
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! X3 a% F. k' r: ]
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 S; y; ^# g. B' n( R8 p

1 C/ c, f# r/ g, g8 OThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 j; T; a2 ]! u$ g4 H
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) k* J2 h6 _6 w# _: D: ?" E
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; x* S1 E/ b9 V4 V$ p, X
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, S9 R* t. z+ B8 P8 n% |% I; W4 ~
fotograf 20% shorter.- x+ h" Y0 z/ K7 X  W) S

( A, n/ K' z4 ZIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- m& l- d; V& J# c* Z" T' w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: \/ X7 t2 g* k# Y' p- f' u
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 j; Q; `) D' N. D3 j& c0 I
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 S& s- v9 T6 |4 K: v% sAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 X# y/ g: D: V
disgrasful and it should go away.6 o9 ]( X7 d% Z

; O( w' L; w  P5 ]5 XBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, V$ R* @# }; `8 f5 TDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ Q; b4 M8 K) S! }0 r8 n
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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* e6 P6 y/ |) ZUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! w" L8 h9 ]4 F, b# l4 Z" F( {
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:" H8 k" C* y/ l2 N" g. a
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
2 E) s8 D5 E/ E9 ?such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 ]( Q$ w. j! p+ |4 y' ~- Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 ]' P7 y/ e" m' L4 V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% V% U; b/ P, Y  N
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- s- M, d. G# z5 ?0 l1 e8 J

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% E+ Z3 D  j; P, y* d5 z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: R6 M' R0 J: X# A' R% ?4 h, x
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! T7 I! ^# [* [3 x你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( g, K$ \1 D: E6 l; s

7 C) B" l+ E. b4 }. b8 G  k: X焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 n5 W/ a- O5 ~" G, M8 w2 S) `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) l# V2 ]! l+ T  R  S+ v% N; H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:4 o8 z8 B5 G1 y2 Q2 C2 {
路过,让你们看看我的波

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