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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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4 L( I/ |' L1 X% j8 b) X% qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* f) Z7 M" K/ Z$ x8 |
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 ^+ D2 ]0 |7 A# L5 _: }  q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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# i7 ^  D# H0 ?* JThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 G/ B. N& w0 z9 o8 P* N( s  i9 _/ P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ |5 m% D2 a5 e! [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" V# K3 V1 l* Y( _2 q; M% B
ben a deterent to akurate speling.- u) U. H" `) I! r, n0 @! [

; l7 N3 T8 H" L/ D/ r+ pAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" R) f" U; @, Y
disgrasful and it should go away.
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9 U8 x) N. s4 h( `- o2 fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  g; ~1 x& _" T8 P5 M8 Aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ C, V4 R( ?& @4 A
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  t2 \, r: O/ `( Z$ j
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ W! R  q1 Z% D$ Z# ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 Z6 L  m- s, v
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( n- S- b. K+ U. z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' K0 }6 u6 a7 l! E% Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% k! P, o6 a; c2 X% {- P" l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( t; B$ R7 `* k4 B) F% Q, _$ {0 W! O9 h这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* ]( I/ G# T9 c
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 d& L' B6 n' \# H. `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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. L4 }. G) e3 f焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 ?- N4 c/ H: x( r. d
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 y# {4 [3 p: ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: ?: V# b7 O: m1 a$ u
路过,让你们看看我的波

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