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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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% D6 C5 X. s- f# ]3 o- F6 }! X; KIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, D- M. |. m& ^0 z
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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' B2 ~3 d+ S$ \) k/ F! bThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 s3 G! h- a% w8 l8 ^5 qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! U( Y+ g7 g7 e2 Y& ?
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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- \: _' R; W: V' d1 ], r6 F" ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 A* K+ s9 f! D$ b) i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.& U; h/ G% a2 Y0 V2 V

" n% ~$ h" \4 I4 ^* A5 cAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
! {1 P2 q' m2 L5 y' e5 z+ {; ]disgrasful and it should go away.. o6 S5 S, b5 Z. m( f
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 a; M# d  N% t* ~8 t7 t
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% k: `  f5 Z( p/ c
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* m- i/ E; I( d0 Y7 A0 U9 e
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ J9 V( T$ l& Q. ~* Q
forst plas., r, ^  G/ o1 {, H! W, H

! r. v3 w- p$ e2 E- r( E& g' r- NIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ X7 g" l. U3 \/ D3 B2 \
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ S, L( e* q  O4 w9 a
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: U  ?+ E3 G" D2 l! K
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; D* q2 b; h$ `' Q- J
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ ^$ e* I! U0 |& q- A) |2 D
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. q0 I6 p4 k7 ]9 n$ ^1 f' F这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. x# H( v5 M* C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: n: P3 F- q) M0 q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 t7 x. I; \5 D
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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( M' G0 d# R5 l7 v2 [% K, t6 y  F1 L0 \焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 J+ Z1 }6 r' j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" J) I% b9 Z# |' s3 [8 t! ^
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 f- w' @7 l, e% U0 |) I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: K# U) `. |: s5 I
路过,让你们看看我的波

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