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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
1 ]" u/ C2 F' Hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* H2 I5 l5 Q' h6 l& ?& N
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8 t5 Y" W: f7 r1 q" _4 _9 ^$ H% ?! m1 FAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 ^2 r9 }3 D) \6 s+ Y7 Q7 x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
+ V* w/ i/ u& C) z. y8 X4 }' uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ t3 M4 E* W/ A2 D; `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
/ n5 a$ f0 l7 u" ?3 `1 p; cthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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* M3 z3 |, j0 p7 L1 D1 I# bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 _; L1 R, A) S- p: o6 M9 k4 Rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 q( e! ` w: W4 ^" _
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" x `( z3 O: t* f9 j+ JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ W1 \3 j# \7 ~1 p0 Y+ \/ a, z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like g/ f2 N, Y/ ~* A1 g) V
fotograf 20% shorter.' B* W3 [* v8 c5 U
7 `3 J- w5 }! f) G- _( VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# w E% s( b! nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." X& T0 f4 X0 e/ U# Z: ?
: o o: c9 i+ J6 {Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& }7 r$ x! }' L& H$ ]2 u
ben a deterent to akurate speling.. U, X! B! b* d* v3 B% w: o7 q+ |# @7 I
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ S9 |5 X1 g/ q( F6 G% Z$ a4 F
disgrasful and it should go away./ M9 B: O" G8 ^+ ~% H
2 x. z1 C; ?4 n# V7 ]4 [By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) X3 H; M8 T1 I& B: a
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- j4 e; w4 w. m$ ^/ i4 Z( B! W/ @5 Safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; B1 Z# ^) Q' Q# X. u
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 E: p: S3 y# V! ?4 \understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ w$ D! c' w$ ?" zUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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