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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" o  r; i: X0 V$ y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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$ l9 I6 x2 R, B0 U+ zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
- E3 X$ j8 N* V# g: R9 cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in6 M4 @& f* n' \8 [9 T
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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! N; C  m0 A- v( l- RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 m& C$ F# Z0 U' [# |; t' I* n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 t$ ]* @$ K5 g( e

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ h5 {7 Q9 L. F! W; q" u1 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 q: D8 R  H: T. a3 e. n& q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ X: [" h+ |! p+ K# h" \
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 n: W( {! Y+ n* A1 E' r
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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7 F9 ^( o6 p& z/ p1 wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' }+ E1 B0 B. H5 m8 z- J& t% ydisgrasful and it should go away.
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) D4 Y3 R* d. R1 B+ oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) L! u8 F0 t- ?+ u0 m( x. v* U
"z" and "w" with "v".
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/ m2 R8 P, r5 p" d4 m( X) RDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 z% z  q0 ?. K( `) u7 [+ ]after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.9 Y; g+ p  M5 O+ U+ w7 I) @

+ R$ p  u4 ~0 O9 O2 rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 R/ e, s0 x( Z. `4 N' e' u2 Runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- M0 q2 c! W) X, o+ IUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 F# B2 f$ k4 z( j4 V
forst plas.
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2 |0 f3 G% x4 T( h+ `/ O% vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ _& F  D; \2 t/ k
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 Y% l7 V( L$ P  p4 I. z6 X
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 [# z2 Q" K' d/ O0 i# Z; B; |" cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% J0 |) X) f) G- p" V; a

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 W4 |* x, a7 B6 \9 n! N
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ K+ N  q# b! P- s

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 {: v. p! j3 e! y# T这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 Q/ a. D) @4 b9 m* a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:, w) t; N: ?/ `5 i0 k* e+ |3 O
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% ]9 \2 T7 p. j1 T. q5 `* ^4 ~
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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: j- p$ T3 C; {3 [8 K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( z  [7 v) |# c惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" ^9 C- W# H; g. }+ \0 Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* J2 Z& V1 [5 a4 ~5 `1 C  I9 V
路过,让你们看看我的波
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