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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
+ @: c  |3 E/ J5 ~4 {be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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: [4 C% ^2 R0 ^* f9 k: SAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. f. A, @6 s- \) Q3 wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' H- i4 ?5 u. m. {7 w* ?plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) ~  t+ s, I0 P& Z- Q' J; _
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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% u2 y$ }& f. h& b* T! G: f; e/ qThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 G& ^+ J7 I7 ~* t2 z: z# Ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: ~7 j% O& _. H# h0 u$ E
fotograf 20% shorter.9 a* H. P* v! Q9 K/ Q6 \( ~' {

" D5 L+ [& q: e+ W+ P' B7 k1 MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- k- V1 s' A; B' m) M
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* ^# B+ _8 o" {3 |* l* `' F
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( V6 i) }8 f6 W8 V) F0 nben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 H5 ]# [6 f9 v6 r: J8 ~Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ d# f1 d" I% b9 E/ D" e( E% q$ N
disgrasful and it should go away.
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  T" N0 Q. y- S* O* q  H& e  m) A) e7 _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- u! L% K" K- u4 C% ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
) s4 Y. M9 S; m6 y. gUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' y# c/ t0 M! F( x/ d
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" C; W0 c: b8 e. [! LIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
; J+ V# b3 t/ L" ^3 J0 l- q7 Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 N8 o; U  k. y/ [9 }such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* h, U6 O2 i9 i* {! O+ k! t3 X

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  g- D2 s8 A1 a9 {; z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 ?. }9 u" T/ W5 c
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% d8 i' r, t' I2 G( i这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 u+ f$ q* }; A' Q+ ~% T  ?- E1 `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! r4 b" u  Z4 h  J/ i9 k
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 V- o' Q6 z% \, r0 M7 \9 M1 ]# L
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" U, G2 l# k: a, x8 u+ A
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!% B! T4 @& k7 k2 ?
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ _: I, |& e0 _7 n7 v3 y$ S
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: X3 @+ Q. l3 ^$ X, E1 p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) I% z. z6 S0 `" \& d& [+ H1 s路过,让你们看看我的波

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