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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; ?- i3 I% i6 Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 s: ^. i( x& X$ l- L6 E3 V: F
the other possibility.  G/ c0 V$ i1 i7 R
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 `) b. g/ y% o: d; k' m. o- q

& e% z6 D5 @2 I3 |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 R" l( J7 K4 [/ d
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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- n/ {, ~3 y% D9 c* z/ r2 ]# MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" C/ [7 @9 ^  w) Z) e
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 `4 m* M7 d  s$ f% h( j* I) `) R* k0 ]
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 v5 n: ?3 N7 u  P( y1 F' n5 |9 R  R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 x4 U0 H9 n" N+ F1 y3 E9 `& m
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 z% l9 V* e( h( n" {7 x; f; \
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 t" j) d$ i) b! l' ~, ~1 |5 v9 P
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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( }% W! x2 l3 m6 w3 l, dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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; T+ z, B' C: R8 W! o# k7 |During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 Z6 N' r3 f1 _5 H5 f$ k. Fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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1 Z0 }" \; W. S- _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 L. e! ^9 k& j: _8 ]' Q
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# i$ G' Y2 |* k6 a8 u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 Q9 C+ E1 V4 }3 [# y* l" Xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ n3 t. [$ D2 e% d, T! U5 N

8 T. b4 q( r) y4 G9 P. r. Z8 h/ W! s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# R4 r' [) f/ \% }) D, U+ ~/ s
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" S- z4 A0 T7 {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: K, Y: f2 j. x9 z1 D* N  G2 y2 B
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ A0 p: D1 z% h6 l5 p) ~$ }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
3 Z9 {: Y4 H( N4 N6 f7 i9 m. J你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# m, P5 `* E* s( P6 H: f8 T7 {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 d  c2 F. d, W$ L/ _  G4 l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 w, |& m: Q' X2 W3 o路过,让你们看看我的波
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