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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
8 ~) f7 x& z2 S$ [be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
4 Z- g: x8 |6 t$ a0 j8 c# ethe other possibility.
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9 T* w! w3 ^' U$ ^, X. ?As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; L( y, l2 h' @* v7 j( }. lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 N& G8 Q0 R  K4 k
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ e$ Z7 y6 Z9 W
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 l' ^" n4 o9 J0 h. J6 h
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 B8 U" s! O, A  h, K
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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" n/ Y- m7 }! \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 T! o7 B: T8 z4 _troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, F8 `0 h7 w5 G5 X  f, J6 ifotograf 20% shorter./ y' w4 S; f  |  J

( F" Y+ F5 ?4 y$ |6 wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 Q  R! b7 [6 ~$ v8 Y6 rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 @& E* C  S; @, J; `" cben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 j: q1 T$ h, w1 B7 H; P
disgrasful and it should go away.
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0 j  ]5 ^% ?1 s& E1 J2 W% VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 k6 p. }: `/ Y% i/ p" a8 v5 m) M% W
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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/ E9 a. m( Y1 o: |! X" I8 hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( s7 b9 E/ }' {# [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ S& E' w; z/ Z  ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, A9 H* U8 b, s6 g' u6 B# p
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  P& {# g/ V! {7 C) D: h% l4 |/ {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% s. t! {! {. {such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 r! h- ?" L+ V8 n8 S8 P! {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& ]5 N) I' U3 b- Q! {
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& J! D, c) S) c0 J, I2 U( [1 c
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ }7 E7 k* K' y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 Z" n6 R: g% G  t6 y, X! E这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% ~, F0 N& _; B0 _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' \5 Z) Q. F- y- g2 C* E  b4 u
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! e! M4 t7 Z0 ]5 s4 v& S( v你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 t. |7 J' X+ G  Q$ R

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: L8 T' p6 }, y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; v3 \9 v  W: [1 U7 k
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: x6 ^1 n2 y& m* n+ o# D4 O/ ~路过,让你们看看我的波
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