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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 a$ }6 `8 E) o
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
7 s: {0 l% q) Y& w3 [8 ithe other possibility.
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6 `5 u/ u6 t& A: wAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 f' W4 g) p8 c0 H& V- p+ Z3 _4 i
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ U" B4 i# G0 Y3 i
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 y" p6 X, K& R0 [
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& ^0 L6 h$ c* j; g$ ^* B
the sivil servants jump with joy.7 Y0 k- o7 b( `% k) z
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" l- {8 M1 r6 |& g. K) v# h6 J. R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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$ E% n  {. L" `& x4 p) TIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 Y& `4 Q, H! l( a% `* _# k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 ?1 z3 c6 l; K& P; N- t0 `Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- `  w' ?4 [4 f  N# i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 X! H  @; p" n% Y/ ^
disgrasful and it should go away.
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# T5 p7 B& ]5 L/ bBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 ]+ F) y- A8 F4 qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 q, ?- H; T5 I* S4 u: ?understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* {5 l: v6 a7 A( C* n8 ~
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 B+ _) C3 _' k8 ~0 ]* J
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ o# J; }7 K( B5 K$ \& U: T还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 }: \7 \7 a+ A$ U" n! R3 ^such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 C, v# X) Q/ g( p/ v
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& C4 p. X) i$ U; T: H
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  s2 N/ [  z& x. k3 m5 Q  C
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: {9 h1 g8 {0 P/ |这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 u5 E& W8 a% t: w4 W) Y) V好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* d! S9 G7 Y0 A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 G3 s5 t! v8 b" b
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) E+ ?# }8 o6 b9 }$ G
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 a4 l8 D1 D& r惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ P9 u- i2 L9 ~: O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ M7 l, A; K1 E& r7 L4 H路过,让你们看看我的波

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