埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2030|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 S- m8 y" |5 p0 f/ w
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' a. a6 P1 Y6 M
the other possibility.* Q: T4 Q7 l$ `5 B
. e, b, S8 a4 K- r2 K2 |
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. z6 T* Q+ C5 Z) u9 J1 sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 I6 ^! d% j8 \" V- \
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"., W% Q$ }9 d1 C

# R  P, H6 Q3 S  U" L" m* x" mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
, o- T% O5 j+ @0 x& x- [9 Z* nthe sivil servants jump with joy.
( a6 W/ ]3 G$ w3 I$ g8 k; O& z4 Y( C' t4 F
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 z) c. C6 y( M* g/ {  o, C/ zkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
8 N" ^/ H6 z9 f' Q5 t; {/ F4 n/ l, B! Y

$ w. q. U' V7 o' z; P% g! z$ P4 TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 T& Y# @2 ?. C" Z* Z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 O! q) k' q8 q* l9 C  O8 i$ X
fotograf 20% shorter.  r& @5 Y0 {: m8 @0 C" o# W
' W9 ?0 R5 L0 ^/ q" G* L( _' ^
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 [* A9 M5 l8 @0 Sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
' A) _) x% q5 i: o* ^, ?$ ]2 x8 U9 e9 M, P! P4 i
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 l' v2 e6 `6 c2 b  C: D6 |
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
% P& L& {' o/ e4 G8 j, Y
. Y3 O$ [+ \" d8 n# m! ~Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. J. ~! b# K# a' e2 b6 K$ t
disgrasful and it should go away.% k! o0 b9 n2 H  O8 @. k

0 v$ Q( A5 g9 i: E) C, ^5 P7 zBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ {2 {3 y, F1 L
"z" and "w" with "v".
' s" x% u) J4 w5 m' l( m& [- F/ l" C) C3 |- o3 \
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ Q  B! Z( X/ A& b- J  f  V
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.& x! b0 R( p6 R* V; u  x

9 u8 S) q, U8 A8 R4 V6 ~Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 i2 s3 X% p% ]/ a5 `: ^+ U
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  w' b( R, z2 G, `3 {- f" M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) @& H! K8 g; J2 p- C, C( ?0 b! ^
forst plas.' Y& @0 Q; J1 P; s9 l7 a

, t; b) u$ q! ?: j  ZIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. U$ d" `" p) P0 x) H" l& I8 S
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 M4 h; }# U; O1 b3 q  jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
4 \7 m5 \0 p6 p+ W
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
5 d# G$ _1 a; K" ?0 }, h6 i; u( j$ O
; [- R, E6 ]6 n[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 f* f4 a2 R. s- Y6 f2 H" S1 L5 k* J" u' E
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 V! I0 k7 L; s
+ `, c& S) P: ~/ o! u( D2 b( j
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

/ P5 K9 p2 q- h; f) {  \/ q
) n; G8 q" R4 Z* K
9 Q; ?8 m* v; ?' ?7 O/ H               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# T- }  p) U5 W1 V$ t- \

9 @, u3 D/ p! f+ k
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* ^! [- x8 {9 [9 S这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 L0 C: y3 i, k1 X' F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
8 `* s% w$ V' p. o, L  }1 S
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 @  k% m/ j2 p3 p2 L6 V) x3 t
你想到什么了?? ;)
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 B, o* |4 |0 e( X9 ]$ A' ]: `$ u

0 y4 h5 p- R, h, ]7 n焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
0 p; ~* \7 k( `5 I) s- p% c. h; T; F( l& n
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
- J9 {8 Q; j/ F3 |8 D惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" j1 t+ B& z4 d: q3 W% L4 d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 b! I: [! x5 R4 a4 e路过,让你们看看我的波
. ^0 [. N+ ]1 c# y
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-5-26 06:05 , Processed in 0.226311 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表