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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) v- T4 |% c" W2 ^  L2 e
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ w4 o7 [4 n) ^plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 [4 M/ C  C- f; @& y

7 w# a4 P+ ?; T/ T+ q; ^( s& GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; n# a7 u! ]; h
the sivil servants jump with joy., e. @$ X( C. d. Z2 o

6 o9 \& O1 R" F: Y6 eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up# c0 k) R4 t' a( w/ ?
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter." u$ e/ l0 k, ?  k) r; Z

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- I8 s+ P  E* W3 @" C; ^2 dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: \: i( j2 v: H9 C4 K" E/ qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ o* S, Z! ]/ n- I5 F
fotograf 20% shorter.# X7 I% z  X$ B& k

# D7 ~7 D6 d+ IIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: y& z! w" y% t3 o* f0 Areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 u/ E. C# c% c2 U% I) y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' C- b% L2 |! \6 t3 _3 `6 d: b1 }
"z" and "w" with "v".! ?; t3 t$ O0 {5 _

2 {4 c5 ]6 {8 Z8 e, Y* IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 c' y  h+ Q2 R+ x! T; y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  j; M' j  z% H$ h
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) g2 [% C7 F# y3 u* I& t还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: m' [2 `3 D# p( H) a$ Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." s$ }# n2 ?2 D2 G. y7 {7 h
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 Z% ^; U' z6 t; p% V; l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( `5 X0 b7 \& Y* `
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 K: ?3 u3 X- n* E4 j这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ Y9 R$ \: T! Q: V& f0 r
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) G& \7 c" _/ w6 ?& @1 I7 G
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 q" `' I6 z/ c  v
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; g4 o, O; ]% O$ D8 D1 V4 f  R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" J* c# S/ y/ R. {1 j: j
路过,让你们看看我的波

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