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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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9 a" Q7 o9 U/ B' v" h( mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# d6 ?  E, L9 _- S2 P% E
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- v6 X8 z$ S) c% X. Jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 y8 s3 W/ Q0 y' W6 D

( [: J, V6 z' L, b! s6 B" _In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 v% N: y; Q! w' |
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) B# o9 N7 _9 I) BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* l2 C' u# {7 `+ ]) j9 c" X
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 ~  {4 C2 W8 Q% j: S/ K

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 i& F3 q, z5 n% b# m% @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" }0 c8 W% {5 X  ?0 m
fotograf 20% shorter.
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6 M* P, V# |( ]1 kIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* D* V0 w: ~, I6 T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  P' k& V& @8 E" r% A
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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; V7 A0 v1 h  J' c6 J) dAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  ^3 E$ V* c; j1 k+ W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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0 q6 m3 x; Z' ?/ S- ^; Q" yBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 l0 j# D8 ~' Jafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! Y6 c: w  f' W

7 p* G8 v) X/ R  hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 j' k* d0 K, ?% D6 }7 k/ v
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& U. E+ W+ i' {, [
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 g$ @7 @; }- U1 x0 B7 B! n
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 Z+ d! H. H$ i/ l: ~7 V. n4 W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* E! r, t' w6 odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* m  T% T4 j! }! M. z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 x: I5 H3 ^/ _0 h! f* f* G/ Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- i$ b" M7 P* d' O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: w2 L7 T3 w9 C" m# b) S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 R+ k% E9 Q1 x: ]& Z8 ~' Z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# R# R* }% j4 s: {6 ~你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 [. ]5 j4 n' i5 ?6 ?
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 l# `$ q7 V* Q8 Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
8 o' H' F7 Q1 ~0 Z! Q( m% @路过,让你们看看我的波

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