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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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7 ?# F  i" `1 d4 X5 y$ q6 XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, h) t6 M. s/ v! x% x* ?3 x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 i* |  g# a! |# Y6 r+ ^/ k: {
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. B/ G$ `& Z" ~7 [
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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7 k$ g! W  ]' M! Q+ ~+ W# K6 RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 Y1 e% \3 s* T! N
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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! o& N. l$ j7 r) X# \* MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 M9 o) s) o7 ?1 X+ S2 R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, _- i$ T! `: \4 h2 M& ~
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 m  [# T* M& D! c5 Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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" c% i$ M2 O# A4 c+ @) S& ]. iBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- _4 P% ]1 M# C. ?* k* P: b
"z" and "w" with "v".! e# A" Y+ H) Y' }
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 ]+ Y3 U% ]# O7 C. G6 |0 t* hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! c6 O; S+ n& L6 d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., J0 ]  O2 b, b$ e# n& Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" @% M; L# ?: C! @8 m
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2 i. x' f0 C% {) a  w" GIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# D& k- o- c6 s7 y( C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" w7 M+ h) C  _* ~) ^such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ {0 L  t4 X1 u- a4 k, |

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! W; o* N5 a0 T, ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* A$ f* Y5 x% [8 R" G
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 ]$ n# A! C, ^, _3 X9 `/ _

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 T! ]' I' T5 x
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% w4 [; `, _% O2 i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 `) [) h; H5 s. j7 i+ d0 D' L# W你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 n' B; v) {  g
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 y- A# K8 A# w" ~" g/ S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. ?9 l. B, E2 L
路过,让你们看看我的波

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