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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& F! ~+ p0 c( Z& |/ R3 i: ?be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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8 j1 ~8 `3 ]' D1 M5 Q' C# _, H5 GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ Q9 j' V2 m0 r' }
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in  P5 C- f8 r& Q4 A7 ~% G6 }
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 Z* t3 b7 F4 j* L

8 g" C2 b0 E; bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ Q( u5 D7 c# H( l* M
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3 a$ B& L+ f0 U! u) K& N8 d. u/ D0 |& @The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 p! D! {' q/ M' E- S$ ^
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  v3 j- M1 _, ]% [
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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; j  M7 B: E7 `( A% g( YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& U  }% `. B5 y1 w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% |2 P  d& {  x1 F% p7 R# m
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- f" j5 F% g- R% s7 a
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& w; w5 Z: u6 u! p$ R; M还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 m: [2 Y- @. t3 H! H, m. k
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 E* j! G) j( s0 A

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 ]+ L+ [' f" L; F
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 e3 S" ~0 j  S: p) @0 R/ x9 G
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. I' X- \$ q8 ^  Z9 b4 X' I这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  [, x4 u# y/ d2 |5 c
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% e0 u1 j5 A' Q! w7 C7 v你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  u  {' ~4 w: q0 ~: V
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; Q5 w) @; L' _0 f2 b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! B/ Y$ A. S# [7 l6 R: x; e
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# u/ M( l& O! @9 }+ t2 f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% N2 Z& e5 b; e0 c) G) T, ^路过,让你们看看我的波
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