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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 v$ j, n  l# `8 X$ g. R0 u
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in  M% a8 n; E# J0 i1 A2 _# c) Z* ~
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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4 C- @8 b  B& V! O8 yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; i' n5 C+ H4 p! N
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' o& M: Y7 }* p
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, c' x+ v% O2 o4 ^troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
$ U4 U. e2 }8 V3 v; l+ zfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( N  f* l& B, t8 e
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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) _- G' I- q: _. f+ ?; ?Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. O' B2 i9 ]* ]7 ^7 {
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ U, S/ d6 x: `( bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# |  F0 x' U" R: H
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! R- P5 O0 q" r- QUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  d1 {( Q2 C8 D8 k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 C% n' _  _. g- G6 fsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% y' \; X0 b& W, ~! A& y9 m: pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 ]* H8 ~7 x: I  m. N1 s( `) i

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:, d6 F& p9 E# ]4 ~" M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 P5 |  o; {% v
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. R' T* p) d; o* F+ z) a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: v! y/ a4 r6 C' L, a  `* J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 ]1 [* n0 F& @' D3 o
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
- O! K& E; W4 Q" `2 `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!+ N7 L1 s6 J) L3 `
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 \, U; R+ e( D
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 T9 [) W3 f3 F2 W" K7 M7 j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# ?' E6 }/ o6 X0 q/ S4 B1 F路过,让你们看看我的波
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