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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 j' s$ ~- A8 J- {- T
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was7 @: S: r$ x; n  I# b/ p+ }2 K
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  G& x) O/ |8 G# ^% [
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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# C3 L6 c" f# mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
& w3 b! V5 g7 F, H7 @the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, ]4 C7 y3 w$ ]7 r* W8 y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
1 p! V; ~" S) J) Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ S; J7 K' ?/ a) w0 H3 _* G: j" m
fotograf 20% shorter.
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% \% }7 S9 N* P5 H9 Z: FIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! p) h9 o* l3 k/ r# i
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# O7 M; \- P* r& X; g: {
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, b5 o% ]. Q1 A8 `% ~4 Y' T; M9 |
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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' ~* ^6 s1 t* `' d, Q! P( YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) T( @8 Z5 c9 [' X6 G: V- Ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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1 G# O3 t1 E$ _: K% CBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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  h/ D  U- E! _! B1 d4 qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' U; f' _/ a0 ]. W/ u5 hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) M% N! q$ L6 P: Q! i. Y

5 `' o  c9 Z8 F6 F3 v  }& ZZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# \1 }1 R: H  g, B2 e
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  _& c! h4 X, Q; c4 ]8 \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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% G$ l5 |. g6 ]2 j. [1 p1 FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ R4 B" U& ^2 D/ O6 C5 |9 j
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:" [" U+ b- M7 s: y  O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* q7 h' J# j. C" j
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 @$ h- O& t  D
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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- J, U, b8 f8 f[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 H4 [3 t# ]0 t$ T9 @这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& F2 V; p$ `9 ?( @8 I1 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* \) x" s+ M/ u* W, Z# ]你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: `! M7 i* ~  G; J" L* v& Z( U

- w8 l  I* J) g* d焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 X8 \& U+ W8 j7 Z# D: N' e

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" B6 K* b7 J5 K' h
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* D) R8 C- `9 _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. ]+ S! D5 g; @: V
路过,让你们看看我的波
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