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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 S. {) a* _8 z: V0 ]
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% o/ P5 V% V+ R8 H7 a1 Z  r. L: p
the other possibility.4 B0 Z2 n* l% b' W0 \
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, h3 |8 c' k3 jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% Z, u! q1 n+ L. v( T9 `6 n# oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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* ^4 }. k! e- j  M8 ZIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# j* A7 {4 ?* K
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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; {- K1 D6 C. R' NThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" g  c3 W% H7 L8 v! R3 L" c  L
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 G: ~! e- N4 C/ X" W* UIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ b8 o" p' x5 C; @2 C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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  g  T! a9 L  c' b& E' nGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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% e/ ~7 v/ \2 H( p& pBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* ^2 V6 |: J- \7 |: h8 ]) r) ^- ^9 V
"z" and "w" with "v".
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0 I+ r- Y9 h& r! m2 l* r- ZDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 W$ k6 z. S5 X6 u+ ?2 z6 u% ^3 [
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
/ a  @+ j; @, vunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, u& I! J! T6 k% w! j  |Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& o2 l& G. u; ^. C
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 f8 R; U0 Q. V/ l& F- d
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% r# _5 r) J# S7 Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( U: T+ P7 y8 ~8 [. Z$ L- Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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! G' L+ z, }5 ~[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( v/ ~; y: x" k  ]- t& L" W' Y1 ^
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' w; e# O6 q- c, \* k" Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) \4 V* {% B4 V. ^5 D+ o
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" ]- ~" n4 B" E* U$ N. d你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 I% l9 k, a+ ], x

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 c( ^8 a! ?$ W$ X" J* S7 I/ {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 I  Z/ }  p% X0 y* |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:5 i3 ]/ o; I7 d. b( I
路过,让你们看看我的波

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