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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# m9 t8 N" h4 i, \9 s
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" Q8 Q' ^+ G3 x4 G6 U5 N' \
the other possibility.
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: w2 d9 g8 T  k, {2 ~7 u+ H2 c) n# CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 v5 W, g7 v+ X& R7 Y" |, N. Gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" j. v7 c/ t; x# E, M3 l  i
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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# Q3 e7 q8 ?/ F! D0 B3 L! r% i$ `# xIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" ~& ^2 X9 ]; E  l9 K7 ?
the sivil servants jump with joy.1 |. r" R4 M. P5 G0 v6 ~) G& k$ A2 {
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 X( y5 {- ]1 a: i5 d% T# S9 S: M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 I, a- G: K* C$ c5 h& @( \8 D2 s. n
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* o) G! O! o5 @6 i0 HThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& O" P+ d* Z1 i: {8 r* ]2 c
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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" [5 U; [+ a% v" t. V5 I2 cIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& K# j8 M& e6 @8 ~7 }6 Z; f
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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! a. I& }9 }* @! u/ h! T+ [  e- W- QAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 c; K) J2 z/ r8 R9 K$ r5 @disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& O6 [1 E' e8 a) `+ _
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  p7 v) v0 R2 e
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: a' ]; u0 [8 `. z0 c, [2 qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 x/ h1 D* A2 Y+ g8 u0 JUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ G% W' w4 m8 G2 u
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* F5 [8 U& Z- ^7 x8 p+ O( x0 C
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- `2 b% ?/ Y- J' u( B0 s
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." G5 @/ p# ~1 Q. U7 u

: y9 [3 G! G. U  x7 _[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- e9 C  L3 q+ J6 Z; L+ }9 ]

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, D- B' {! Y4 R" d6 i1 |0 `
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" y5 c' j2 ~; d4 }( {/ c* a6 @* a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 ]  }. j* U8 P4 D" u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 E0 q; g3 V! ~. F2 m- v3 a惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& Q$ b  {; B# r, F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- }+ K, g2 J! F; _* o, o- `" f( t9 Y
路过,让你们看看我的波

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