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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 H' m" W; R* q  Z* V1 [! r# d% |8 H( j
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ H2 f7 b3 y2 Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ B' s, g/ P5 B( `6 `$ Y

- w, U0 W8 z3 sIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) n7 [( f7 X& t
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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7 g3 i* h4 J2 ]. S1 d# tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 C9 G5 ^' q6 x4 Q' lkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 j+ d3 d3 |1 q! x( P. f. ~

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2 {' @/ ~( }( [3 g. o# vThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, e( u5 m% d+ |8 C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" [8 O/ E/ b9 a3 e
fotograf 20% shorter.) H+ _5 v8 B7 w1 [9 g% Z: |
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- d* U5 x- V. _4 R" i
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. z: p  R- L7 S; V+ J
ben a deterent to akurate speling.4 `! q, c! t, w

5 d9 u" u7 C+ P0 T, iAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 {5 h7 Z% i% w1 f
disgrasful and it should go away.8 C. M  g: G4 I6 A* U
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 d+ V8 k; V/ r# \, V0 U" X3 n+ n
"z" and "w" with "v".
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7 ?; P: ?" k9 x* F1 tDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% m5 K1 e/ g8 j7 q3 L7 J  Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 S, _) F; T3 dZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: c9 ^1 D% y/ B
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: n- w6 n- K- {) F' G+ ?: W5 k  w
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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$ N8 e( j: }3 u' v& v" \If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 v% H- \+ w! Q, h还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 x3 A- r- w' A1 }- m3 A: e
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; F5 u( C( g) k0 [
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. g* n: J; b- d3 q) i
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 B  ^8 r" ^% c0 n2 ?; V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 M) w  F" S+ q2 A

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- _5 _, `  H. k0 i' s
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' z  \' m' [" x% `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' o6 D5 U. I6 x0 V
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( ^$ G2 ~) s+ Z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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1 B8 Y' Y, `7 U% t" ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 x& N* m/ X! B$ f) v- W7 p路过,让你们看看我的波

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