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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 x* G. J" ^  [# i
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was- {7 V# }( u: _
the other possibility.
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7 K* ^1 h: t! M) m, r! QAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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8 A& U# W. O4 F) Z4 WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! H, Z+ h; O. B% e2 X- A0 s  c' j* s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; J$ J/ q/ e1 O  k  ]: G9 S
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 M* `3 K) w- R5 u7 y; VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- Y! ]5 K" n* d) `2 R0 Z
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 x( n5 w  J( Q7 N" s* H

  \* I% y/ b; ZGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 F& A7 {9 r  b9 j! d, Gben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 E% {3 Z$ Y. }/ f; |% ~0 g# p- c5 S( v6 |
"z" and "w" with "v".7 k# D5 \8 d* D# C
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 `7 K3 h. G$ y5 t# ~) u8 X& j
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." f( \4 K4 y$ c% n
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) t6 X6 T5 r4 n* S! w  B  J3 z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# P* B! H: \" _
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& K1 K: D' V9 [: \1 C* O2 e2 l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* p& l' R- n0 o# O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 K( ?" i* v( o2 O5 {/ R
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& u; O, a1 r) {; V

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# }* |4 l# c$ s2 U7 z& r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 ~# X& E( B0 J# K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
. d( K, r$ T9 i1 @# }3 x( ^你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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% W  q; O# p$ V9 N- G焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& T! |, l% b7 L$ A# B( x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" [  U; |/ k% j( ^. V* i
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 e$ k. l' h7 e4 ]5 D( B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ K: P4 t" z/ t路过,让你们看看我的波

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