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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, Z& j3 f$ a7 }be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) ]; ]+ m! k; h' C( p) m' Z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( p! `4 h' ?+ S% k
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ K: f$ b5 [# N% O
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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* Y/ u% S8 w  ?& f* [3 aThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ Y) d9 U$ K& \$ D, nkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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/ L7 b% S4 m) J: X$ a5 dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
1 U9 |3 ~! y3 _2 W, ]troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 l7 G, `1 x& `. _fotograf 20% shorter.4 \% Z! u3 O+ L* m& c& Y( t
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 B1 Q2 b  K8 j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.7 J6 \8 P8 I8 q9 q0 e6 m
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 l9 ]% E% I7 Z) h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; y) V3 ^1 N, R, s

. `  X3 k1 A' j" T  W3 A2 d4 i! o& VAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) }# d5 y9 I4 T8 y/ [+ Q; D' z2 j6 Idisgrasful and it should go away.- r4 y/ T9 W$ z! W

/ E# J9 S! T& B) k* VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ A# R# y7 H/ s  t) h9 q
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* x; ]# i" Z$ m6 wafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 E. ?! L6 J) e% @1 }8 T6 n

* O( X' j) m! E1 M6 Y. {( Q7 eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) d/ [- n' Q/ b7 G% h9 S( Q9 Q( j1 i2 J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: V5 H( u; |* D& K' h6 w" TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 G8 o9 ]* l5 D: Q5 S# cIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
5 O; ?; y7 r; f) R# j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 A1 y5 R$ ~1 J3 r) }
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" a0 L% r& y0 S! J, S- ]6 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 _8 g* A6 u* i8 W" i4 z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* K3 _+ Z: A6 m' Z5 N/ b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 \3 W1 t  W' _# D/ @9 v3 f
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 N0 p, a; q. I' }  ]2 U9 g
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:! Q4 h9 c# Q) h( H( h
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 z: p# j# u! n" u
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) B& b* F+ R  ?路过,让你们看看我的波

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