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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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+ y3 b4 s$ Y+ r' uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" Q  m/ Q! N, C+ D6 i) I6 O+ Xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" S4 M/ U" G" ~6 h" T) X* G) L- y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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5 J  s$ `, S& ?  R+ gThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ f& F6 p! r4 D. H- ~
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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& H( h' x7 h$ X/ K) }' M+ `There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 h& G: [3 w4 K: ^; H0 k/ ]5 T- qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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( s1 K2 v& n" F+ q4 VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to, x% v& n; p8 ?% u
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: G* u% O( N- v

# o* |7 l* h3 F" Y' q) }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- I0 ~" e. k  M
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 E0 U2 u8 Y, n9 L8 Z  D: H3 gAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
$ o5 D3 v: S% s7 \disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 T. y! Z+ `6 F7 H8 _' `! B0 oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* n' e: G$ P: W6 y3 g0 v1 u' a; r
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" E1 k6 l* F0 r5 f# {- |+ i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 S+ u4 Q) {- o+ _8 H* \

0 d/ J4 t( |/ `, C: v! Z; A7 eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; H, h9 ~; o. Q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 ^; {; F0 j$ B; ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! }, ?* }  r2 ?* e6 `. F+ b
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: A; Z& E0 p7 C6 I! |$ Q$ X8 G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 R# d: a  s! A; U& }  E0 p% ^( q* Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  F" [7 ?1 w8 Rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 x' X1 Q! d5 z$ \7 D7 c1 Z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( y1 ?  x( `% `, y

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  B6 k6 m0 x1 \6 H               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 c# s$ L/ Y) J! a1 ?& J2 v0 l
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 ^9 p* M9 f  v' Z% I这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- L1 @0 K: W$ X& t- l
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) D1 Q5 B2 j: _. _  ]5 D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# k7 w& K3 W; o- \
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ M- h, d, @  @$ U
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 {7 N/ P0 B( N% D. F' k惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( n$ E; R9 a5 o$ l/ p7 _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 M, X6 Y7 F8 Y; p! {$ A
路过,让你们看看我的波

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