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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 B# O/ }& C# I, Q" d  F
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, t, |2 I( U; g9 F! s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* R( p  [" y: `0 }
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" l8 }1 b0 @3 [& RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 \* S  O- H9 m9 O( @- o8 y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 k8 r9 ~: e8 y- b$ C' Z' D2 n+ U
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 a- s: Z+ y# ^5 Z  V; zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always3 g$ q& \% e1 m% o, F/ g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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. w, H' P7 z6 D7 J5 j& R, q' y# l/ jBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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$ v( O! g( L9 f, ]' JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 e% K8 N7 s$ V3 {7 E2 @5 r
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 V8 Z! Z; r, ~, `$ [+ S8 w0 n8 f
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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) H- ]& b, C" [6 t/ ?8 t1 @1 ]/ aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 n* a7 c$ c$ ~  c7 P- {  _: fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 j- W' S- y- h4 W还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ g9 g4 {( ?+ T: @* N
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" A2 {4 k& I- W. |5 M' d" ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& V* e( ^' \4 p+ y5 A  P' }
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: F; X2 j$ r- x/ M& j* P& Z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( h. L& z4 b4 I( @7 p6 E" {好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' P) j  S! g' L1 `' u. t! R) Q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:* _0 k% D& m0 H$ t& v1 z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 V$ z! }/ W: e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:4 {( t2 ?5 M5 `( m! \$ S( x
路过,让你们看看我的波

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