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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will) q$ m" x! v7 ^- Y7 Y7 d  K% b' k
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 z/ M0 x6 r* N. D3 v
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  s5 m7 G& Y+ ?, Zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 o5 t! n) d1 P
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" e4 U# d: P, M) v  F$ e" d1 W
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 T0 f+ V, S) a1 s8 O- |/ @

! u7 M( N+ g" S( g1 s- BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 G8 ?9 s+ {0 j
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* L: Z2 Y  M7 n7 ^. a
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 ~6 m, L% ]7 l) a7 n: m( F
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ E' j3 G1 u; O) Z5 z- ^- M3 ?
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' m1 H+ v; U  O* Q- e% B
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ [" W0 V' q8 F+ _
ben a deterent to akurate speling., W2 o" Q) _4 g6 o. `+ f* P$ p

/ b. D, Q7 w( a: Y, k% Y& pAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 F5 s: P, W9 V3 h- E" h
disgrasful and it should go away.  M; {2 `. O' D' {9 w3 w

& R5 E7 j, W, ?) bBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 P" h5 G+ Q+ [1 Y% n  T' C, l
"z" and "w" with "v".
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9 q: E9 m4 f( l6 [' NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" P' b5 Q8 i) j5 g9 C, V) Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 d6 s8 u0 ~* H" C: z. ?
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 E# j9 R7 M+ l  D
forst plas.
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8 o/ ^! c8 E3 @# O# m" q" X- `If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. M( b( q6 E! ?* R) }3 d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 L+ c9 N$ T+ e7 [8 o
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 z& O( ~" S2 q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 i# v0 u9 F- _6 R9 h' r
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  [* L2 {" @2 r6 o) i/ x

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ ]8 J0 c+ D* W$ R) [3 X
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" I' @/ |' x. x
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* ?" f; z1 d& z) a* B
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ u# W% B) U5 ]4 P9 K( P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' ^. N4 P1 b' E3 ~! S惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( f3 ^7 r! l6 t8 l/ N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 {( l  }' u: A4 J6 o路过,让你们看看我的波

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