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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 D1 M6 t! Z$ K" H
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" F( D6 |1 p$ n, P: [/ n6 \
the other possibility.
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) V4 X$ Q4 P1 `% i0 U( T! ?0 O  C1 ~As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& l3 H% c8 x0 ~: f/ n. F- ^. Aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: i+ g8 ~) ~2 X) Dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! [, y4 {7 ?% v" {- a! x

& y: i; I; ?$ ?  e" kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" i: E4 [7 w5 s( x
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ y6 [+ b+ u3 o: vThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. V' t3 ^- u% x* w! }# Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter." _4 G0 u( ^$ i% R. K
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ ~8 P6 m9 |0 T3 `0 Vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: v4 v( `$ S( K  Z5 N. F
fotograf 20% shorter." \$ V2 H$ C, Q

0 ?2 K8 v. k% C3 C# f$ o6 v& @3 O! YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# m, v9 ^4 N8 U# p$ \reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 R# k% V' V9 k/ ?+ m/ X; hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ I. o1 L3 x2 H! Vben a deterent to akurate speling.
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) I5 m3 a- G/ y3 Z$ O! l$ DAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' P8 [9 |, f# ~2 z& P* _disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( t. Y, i$ a  n; w# F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ M/ \' A  t4 P; r3 M. r  [$ [
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 @7 H/ C$ k" U. e" S
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* p  c. z: G' ~' G
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- r& k/ I$ A6 z( i# X
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  }3 u0 k) [. d) P2 C! tIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 p1 g* s( x# u* O  R5 Y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( h$ O! R& w" g, Q& D+ Z5 u6 A
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  [4 T- h2 `% L, a" C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) j5 A' ?) V5 K
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 g, [: u# p4 J8 i4 S" M这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 d; ~! o8 [& K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 W" ?8 A. e* O你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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+ U8 e8 }2 U- B/ B6 Q6 T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& D+ S# p3 L- b) B+ X
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! f+ z, i4 a# K$ b3 i3 M惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" {7 A( ]2 O  S5 [% x4 K* I% B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 l1 K  N$ ]( i" ^路过,让你们看看我的波

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