欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
/ i& e, j* j0 K6 A% Qbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
/ Q4 r9 q5 e: \+ v5 nthe sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! U  |$ @% k$ O5 K3 Y9 Mkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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  N# \( U1 `$ Z) t8 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! m$ Z1 v5 n/ M+ f( f4 lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. r( d) F. i3 e% ]: Y) T/ m& n" m+ _ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
7 ^* w2 m" S. d* o3 d$ z: V7 Qdisgrasful and it should go away.

$ E6 j* v* W4 O1 iBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
5 v' S. x' {: Gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

; `6 L0 F) \: ^+ V* Y/ D3 EZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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2 G  \: ?, K  f4 pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
0 w4 K  a0 o9 h0 b; x还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 r) |4 j5 m7 h0 ]5 m9 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 \3 U2 H+ n7 _. D1 L这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 J% z6 p9 z6 `* {8 M' v2 p  a. v焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
1 N' s7 f: F! x) E2 U& P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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