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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 R1 s6 ]" s2 |! W
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ q4 @# ]. ~) {5 s. U
the other possibility.; U* ~) w3 i* c/ ^9 g

$ W+ h3 E  {$ y2 j6 yAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English3 L4 N/ ^5 J6 e, Y# B( ]# m) I' N
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 a4 H2 d9 E' m3 Y! M
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 T5 |) g; F* ^+ r) T+ FIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 F% v: {! `3 n0 h5 B
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: Z. B8 w$ `5 V* P% r- bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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3 L9 B  U5 t7 S( sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 e: ?: T7 [% I: t2 o
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ s& b: e# z5 Y" g7 j7 h6 M  {
fotograf 20% shorter.+ R. S( U+ p7 v+ L

+ S" |+ V# R; D8 m  g' e/ _& l# uIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 `$ }, l  S. ]3 D6 a* N  Greach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 K& W; O4 K' h' h8 e  C! q( n& ]

+ d% F. [% V1 X1 l. j3 Z' SGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" H+ F. G/ s* F  T  J/ q4 T! [# U8 q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 R! D. `3 ]) o
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  W* K% k+ Y9 H# Y
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 V0 z$ V  U8 n2 `3 b$ hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% x1 M5 `, |' `; @4 B: E' j. q' cZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 f) j' ]! R+ V' S1 a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" s- X& ^; \9 M1 hUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 G; o% G/ n$ o6 t, m6 K2 x
forst plas./ G: Q' d9 z$ B( s5 n3 n* U! p" G

! _8 x0 T3 l( O. F0 O/ B% \If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 Q7 v4 a4 l% Q" C& t$ d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ `3 s8 s4 g- B) M. o( o3 ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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* X: ~( z3 z* G3 K& C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( ?; z/ ?. d  A: a
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" {4 }- Y* V4 v- w. ]7 U

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) S) [7 H2 e. }# }4 i$ }
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 s. Z/ ^0 u$ o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" |4 g+ E2 [& Z: S- g你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 M  |  J/ X/ w+ b/ Y+ d" C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 l' t/ P9 \4 I

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ s! F  D, U( k6 _. d惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ F8 {& {% {4 |3 H0 P- O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! w. @* P3 H0 b" ^6 ?7 W5 {. K路过,让你们看看我的波

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