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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 d, r+ m- {* ?  A# F) q' a
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was- p9 S. N3 u( h! j+ b1 r
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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0 K; A& w1 }4 @- u1 c2 Z3 Bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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5 `" i4 o7 U$ B8 U) pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( o% H0 T$ |: {8 K% u- z- v7 E% {
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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7 A8 c$ S3 j$ y* u/ R8 B# [6 F1 W* X6 mThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 z. }2 ]& s) b9 A* C  a8 r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter." E6 H( v5 g- R8 y4 P

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4 q) ?* [' G( b  UThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  A4 I5 q- j- @- U0 u1 r- A% N
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; s) ~+ `, T. p: {( y' e4 c
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 c# |% E; v3 }* J' t4 _, H
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! b/ d. t4 y! F
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! S3 L  L! U5 U
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. s$ C& P6 u0 r
disgrasful and it should go away.  U1 x4 _# L' v7 k5 \  q

, R  \5 E4 G* G, u3 n, eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- M: j$ k7 e) a7 y# t6 L
"z" and "w" with "v".* @. N8 K0 \/ ?6 w
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  e6 r+ `8 |9 A+ {; s3 O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 ]- {8 V' u( L% Z2 s7 }, P+ s! |# P' z/ ~
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 x# z  E& @& ^- H3 B  s1 `. W4 n
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; r) h1 g1 t+ Y2 jUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ }* q2 [, ]# M
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& w) {/ f6 K0 T& j' j! w( F. a  Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. \6 [/ M3 a, Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 {" {. T+ H( Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 ^: V1 e( w6 M; G# B# Z! i: z
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ R) b1 h' P. D2 h+ ~
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* }3 x: u$ L# H  m' s  s
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( G6 {9 v* A( l0 p4 m
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 g3 b2 d$ C' g" e) I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& p; g7 z% M& D* }8 V$ G  u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: W, W3 |! u! F2 E
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 U) m, z: y$ v( i. a

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. G5 o% @4 `6 b2 q% Y' w, ]. `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( D) ^- y* F( w! R, q% F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; S" F/ k2 |8 O: C) D
路过,让你们看看我的波
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