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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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  r* S5 V* i" v7 F' C/ W8 z0 q) ~As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ r8 b. P, a2 H" o9 b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, W" I; @) h3 y" ^( b
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  f; q  K  H$ |" K* g1 x7 _3 C$ [
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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: M4 Y0 x0 R; c. vThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 W$ C3 w9 ]3 r- }* [) A2 F5 r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- ]: a9 c0 j* Q8 u$ Z' s
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 A  g4 u5 k5 m( R, o" n! Y
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 S' e+ D3 F9 J/ z  B8 F
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ U/ x8 @2 o2 i6 r
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! A+ C! Z* P9 ^  ], P1 H8 p7 l
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) k; E+ q  x) p! j8 c
disgrasful and it should go away.& H7 F; J2 x) D5 d
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
0 ~6 `- R9 _8 H' _5 T. {"z" and "w" with "v".
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, l9 {+ x: D% q7 ~, S+ aDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. x; M: B# N/ bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 \  O/ V- N( A5 f
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. \8 G1 G* \$ a) @, aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% N$ M, w( t0 Q/ K& K+ Q5 U
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 m7 p) w3 x; A$ o
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' Y3 L; |# R6 i
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:& T8 w7 q, m' h# y; `' e$ @4 O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 P& q0 d! F8 D" L
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ ~9 H% V. i9 o  E# \
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) j, d* U9 T8 ~  g1 V' `3 j7 n这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ c* @7 }$ Y. J$ L; P0 e& ?2 _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 H/ U% X' k3 E7 Y1 L! z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 r& I* V5 K0 t; R5 ^0 o6 W你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 g8 d  h9 P0 b  X

8 i# n- M! k3 v. C0 E" q6 M1 g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 W7 q: {1 M: Z/ W* w* Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 P7 G/ `. ~5 j2 a2 u4 e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; U$ [( E2 F& _+ W/ |' Y$ B/ S; d
路过,让你们看看我的波

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