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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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/ ]; I1 a8 F' d! ~0 e* O6 W; KAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. e# @' b0 o; b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ B* r: m5 O5 X  t" J+ M
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." n! J, K5 i! v+ m  }8 X
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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0 d; m/ Z/ P2 H( N: w5 QThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& n8 `* ]/ Q7 J7 @+ o9 e7 {& M. `6 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' H' T: @6 ?* r
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 Z/ Z5 n5 a! Y( N, G
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ _! D" l7 G" T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 m5 \: q- F9 t) r+ \$ }, `

) x( `7 ]- v/ [* z+ e8 @Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& l' t) L: e1 V0 r* B8 V* o( G
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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0 q: D' {& D2 N& O7 Z# E7 yAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 t) G$ \9 A1 p
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 d! _" `9 q3 ]+ Y- v* GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 K* a- M6 g3 O& B4 N
"z" and "w" with "v".6 c. E  Y# k& n" V' \7 P, U9 M' H

4 n7 d* v5 g8 s6 b1 C4 eDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" I% d& y/ B. P+ w" `after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., p+ _6 y9 O/ k
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) p' A; l* d, S0 m5 U5 L
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: z8 J8 [+ X* ]5 @
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ D+ p: @3 f6 j. @* h还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, W8 h6 s6 I! L* o
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- u$ A9 k4 T$ q1 r! k7 v0 x
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: Q6 g/ l* l) z- ?$ [1 O

5 B% C8 s5 U+ l7 s( _* I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ o; e7 B! g/ e+ v0 Z4 y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( P9 L% g$ u  n  `" J8 x
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 K' p$ H) ?& b9 P+ c% o9 ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* }% k% y; @  x+ P
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 g' A4 Z8 K& i' h, W0 }/ k
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 l5 f3 l9 v! d6 x) V) v6 a. R好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" z! a8 e7 G: e9 p4 Z& _3 C& R5 `
路过,让你们看看我的波
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