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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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3 L" g8 X8 U" K6 o, K  F& PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".( z2 }& r& b  Y6 S$ Z* ^  R
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, U0 N' s/ X$ _: w. W  H
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 h5 W  T+ X/ l. {

0 k8 ~( F  o% d7 i7 jThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* U! q1 e) h# {$ b+ ]3 d
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., m+ r( R5 j7 y

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 M7 [  o8 |4 E, ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; H& j4 k, W( w" p# m
disgrasful and it should go away.6 ^( v  D1 e: C8 L  d  r7 D" y+ b& r
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! n0 r4 u+ q- d* r0 i. {0 J0 {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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" _- Q5 Q. B( y! nDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. E1 @2 J; X0 p$ b; ~9 b5 ~5 aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ Y- E& `; A# a, f
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
! |7 p' r' ]/ V4 Z, k& Munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: }" K/ o" |6 ]0 C/ Z6 \4 JUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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. c! k6 O3 q$ R, G* YIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ R9 z4 k: j/ u+ ~. @/ w还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:! _  k+ [; i5 I8 P" Q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: \" p6 e2 {% y2 ~
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) ~+ E! A7 i" I! \" `, J1 ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 A/ G# W( B% p; E

+ C0 d2 H+ n% I/ b[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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. Y% _& f% W# s, K6 s* T, `               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" I: d+ s" L. c4 j! S( ]9 I5 Z8 f
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 U0 J: {. ^& m. v/ s
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% N1 |0 K( [. M! r  z( V, Y  H# Z! u
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, o# N9 H7 A5 |6 P0 Z& \3 `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 l. @$ ?$ y) P/ q, A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' T+ L' G- d. w! V( B' z8 f7 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ R& H/ j0 s7 l0 x& A8 J路过,让你们看看我的波
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