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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- ], I' O8 e  Q$ N* `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% `5 ?" r: @/ D7 w* _4 hspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
/ m4 W, b0 T  r$ Q, Ykonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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# ~7 D9 z( k* M" ~. h3 zThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% l2 P5 |4 @( a2 d% n1 X# m
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- e8 P/ ~' [  N  n  f
fotograf 20% shorter.
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" ]  Q, u0 |& X8 P& KIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& J- z8 F. S5 e9 A9 c9 ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 V) \" i& _$ j+ I4 p" f
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  v! H$ E. r* N9 p; [# q4 d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 |% s+ A9 w" z  @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 u9 g' C2 l9 b4 wIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% r% l( O# Z. O; e7 c# ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' J6 P: y- Z3 n
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 v$ L% @  i7 D. {4 a( [; y

6 m" W6 R" U' Y* C% i[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" Z' e5 ~" d! d5 g$ u3 Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 _& G- q/ n- H% C. ^0 k% ~
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) J6 ?! K7 h( |! j: Z! o
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 u0 l3 Y1 P3 g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* X/ V% u4 Y. o9 h; Q( p1 z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) ^( m& u9 j: b4 |
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 V9 ]8 E2 `& Y/ ?3 _; p; P
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" c( N9 `- a# J* }. r# m0 g
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! L# i5 K) z9 m9 u! M, A# o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ b; s$ L+ g. d0 x0 v+ h8 a路过,让你们看看我的波
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