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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. k; C# X' [9 n! F6 E
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was6 N4 a6 {7 `: @; t+ l
the other possibility., a2 [* l7 L' G4 v* ~4 h2 t8 d6 O/ m

  [" T, h# i/ b+ F* a1 l- kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 _- K* u$ a! r$ c' hspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
) w- B1 L6 j- L5 S* {' oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% }+ V" |4 P2 O0 p

: k9 j  }8 Q5 Z# u) n% mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 }: `% M+ a# K2 f' R& |1 x
the sivil servants jump with joy.$ O5 v( t6 [) t' i+ b- ]1 r

- {* K  \1 {! h+ b8 O9 Y" u" v( G6 [! cThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up) K8 A) \' k/ m" j9 K% m
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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2 H* S( S% ^' x8 _- ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 O: D' ^$ _: T' Etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
1 p8 d- e) o9 z3 {! z* Mreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: V  L, _* T( j% N

/ v. n. t9 @2 S$ \- @' N2 GGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  c* U1 ^2 m: b$ W
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 {, H6 U) ^, s) Q
disgrasful and it should go away.: K& N6 l: a$ f1 _: a1 r
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ k- h" @" n8 ~8 W% M4 B# D
"z" and "w" with "v".+ Z! X- m  Y/ W6 W: _  r' o% f, M9 B
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# U* j9 T6 K3 Q) V# x7 m2 j
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.& w8 u2 [8 a6 u) }$ O4 }
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 q6 E: C7 x1 {) d+ }
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& Y6 ?: A% b2 y+ J) E6 dUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- p% q( m" ~- m. A
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 l3 \& F! _8 Y/ W  R
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  G( \, c. }$ T! j7 Nsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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% i  Y; q4 V; H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' d! S, h, N/ g, O
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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0 m0 Q+ f4 u0 w" h- U[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ n! ^0 c/ r# c" l
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 |5 o0 l5 i- R4 |$ ]这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) E* Z/ P/ [% B4 A( n* n2 _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:" r! ?  g9 ^6 r# n( x' C
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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+ Y" A5 q  N! e. S0 `' Y焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, G! H; K% Y1 T  n1 X7 H5 E
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& d* p6 p9 f. L* ^" b$ X+ B1 ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 i, |1 W( @, a& E* `+ d; M* B路过,让你们看看我的波
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