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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 n  P% H  l- z; R( ube the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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8 ?3 s( Z4 Q5 z6 DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) f: W% A( a7 o$ F" @1 u6 Mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  b( [! j4 \$ v7 o2 L8 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ _# W" W8 {3 Y! t9 {) b3 j/ l, |: D; G
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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+ w! B& a6 G" p0 b7 c( Y$ M6 KThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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+ L" v$ d  Z1 Q. M' y. z4 O" nThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: {* b% ?0 w1 j% Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; x7 R7 T- \" k+ y  H) b( V3 q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; ?  l7 Z7 a0 L: d1 iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) _' [* E+ ?; V. r3 y2 Y( R% S
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% P) t& S/ T) K
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 X* Z+ [8 C6 ?. B- Y# T
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 w6 p$ Y6 j3 D. E) D& d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) h& p  n8 v# D
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5 I9 D1 [2 `# f( GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 g/ S" }6 I1 N3 z! ?/ ~" ~. N
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- \$ J# C2 i" V# t/ R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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0 l9 w  Z2 T. H  [! A# {4 aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. b, o3 H7 }6 _% C' g( A
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- `3 Z' {: k3 hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
& e9 Q$ E$ v* p8 f" J! d- ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 @3 l5 L' M1 x2 Y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  N0 l2 L8 E: y4 \: t7 d
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& m6 ~" L6 k" W1 i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; V" Z/ C3 M& S" e, x0 C& `3 W
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 y3 ^2 E# n- @$ j- @1 D2 S0 T! I
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- w. z  a) b0 P( t3 I* o% U! B" J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# A4 U0 m8 {; _# h7 v- }0 w6 t路过,让你们看看我的波
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