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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 R5 T5 b# W8 r0 S! o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. }! ^; U; w8 {8 Q% \plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 t8 n. u' B1 m6 Z9 X8 Q8 }$ L
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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# s; u  N3 S* ^6 bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ `: p+ i- H: Y5 o6 n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 m( V. X: U$ S6 o: ^) p' p2 B2 x

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  u  [4 \1 Q0 t; w' g/ m* `& TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ {1 k2 N8 E, F- g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
9 s* V) t1 N& g, ]! o$ y" N/ Zfotograf 20% shorter.2 y5 A9 [8 a/ b5 j: G" p
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
* X1 T2 b$ s" t$ j% `2 x+ ^6 Sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 k1 j. ~9 v' j. P6 c! a0 `, ]5 D/ c
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 f& V; }! ]; _6 U+ W
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 ?' T* u% t. S! o. MAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is' Q! N/ l4 I3 ]7 s  d; ?
disgrasful and it should go away.
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! A7 c: g/ G0 u& z2 HBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 P' e* [) D1 D& v+ q
"z" and "w" with "v".  `, g" p- W& Z  T, c

, j6 b7 X. G0 o. d* {& JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  e' ~4 b# o' y% Z! y" f8 n, G2 Rafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) K+ u( r, B1 V, v5 T4 A
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: ]; n* Y  U2 o$ N: y- w: p5 Z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% ]( l+ B9 U3 a8 C7 s* xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 w1 ?5 f( E0 k% f2 F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; I  z2 {1 T+ S* w* r" b6 msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ x: z& B) g* T( O, d9 |6 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ J+ v  Y- W) _/ d( m8 p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) f9 i; ~1 c: v6 q- s( G
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( I4 @/ {7 G. i0 }这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ {2 v. H5 S5 r2 a0 ?% Z6 ]0 |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! @! b/ H  G2 e% s" {% y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ k2 o/ i; i* L& s, Y/ T你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 [4 Y* q  V2 s2 y0 A: A
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 _# N2 i; b, `# S! g- y1 d% x6 r2 M
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  b5 k% C: M" D8 d' H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ d, D; u( @( @/ t7 [8 j$ K路过,让你们看看我的波

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