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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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& u  ^  |; g3 n  GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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3 e6 e" \3 s; s, [7 x! D: x& VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 s; V7 B0 w, l. K; E
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 P1 |8 ~! D  v: Q/ g
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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2 T5 X) u" a1 ^# e4 wGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 ?4 X8 @3 X2 T5 Y, T
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8 R0 F1 G3 A3 `7 |8 E4 p2 VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( A" Y) S. q6 m  \/ P+ r8 {% \- W
"z" and "w" with "v".
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, @  Z) W. L, w+ W. pDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; f9 m/ q, q' H# [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.& a: h# |5 d7 l% \5 h. Y
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" z$ U( g' c0 ]" v! IIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ C8 k8 S! G3 ?- L, v
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 n9 W0 s; q5 n6 C
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 S5 u# E$ U5 _' @9 c

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& ?" k, ?2 Q& f2 W; J, ?
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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0 r3 w* U8 o) X2 C! h4 z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 r3 {1 w6 o( Q. Z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 u* D+ ^! n- h. B/ k3 Z& o! _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 r7 }$ |* h# g* i0 M% ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:4 e& S" k, r9 f, e3 B" Q! H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 x) |# u# k7 A2 Q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  L0 f$ b0 s' _: _, B7 H3 t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ x( N( b0 B" R) N" X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 [" ]9 D; N. C# q' u0 ?" f' v( ^路过,让你们看看我的波
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