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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ r- \/ |' z+ Z2 Z9 @; y0 l1 f1 ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& L. \5 r* c2 [9 G
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 _/ P% X# c! N* ^9 x% z& L
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. {* |! q$ S1 d) N
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 c& s3 G* [  d2 c# z, ~# yThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 P( U9 b8 W/ I0 ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
/ z* D! U* t& D7 o& H  s1 w* ^# ?fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ F" H( p! U) |' vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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, n' p9 c3 V$ aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 B4 K: L/ _1 S1 s1 {. ~
"z" and "w" with "v".
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after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: H4 Y5 k) W1 uZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" r; B2 f' s7 tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ a/ r2 t, K" W8 N0 g( }5 K! y$ x0 r: o
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 Y$ Z) H5 V2 F2 s" i
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' f: o8 f4 k& g! csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* j; j# t  S7 u8 H0 ~6 w6 {# G0 w# P

( a! v' N8 d0 ][ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- F" K3 S7 I% V
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& ?# U, w8 s. Q+ d! D1 b8 z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( u% ]8 `5 N. I. j这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 Y& o: c6 c- e! F- F. z$ @4 Q# }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:1 e, ^8 \7 M7 O+ @* H9 S

0 [7 S, y; u% T' X) [5 H6 Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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+ Q% O' {  N% [1 O+ O& M! e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; N0 {, b# b$ r6 a7 Y4 f; j
路过,让你们看看我的波
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