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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& ?2 Q/ w/ w3 c8 y9 X8 I
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
( k- k  M# t8 S( S* r/ X0 Zthe other possibility.! V6 e' v: v. b) i( A1 Z

, J" _  E. r! \- {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 j, n* d  ]8 f' N2 v9 M

" ?2 W5 `& w" l& E" o: B) TIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- C9 W/ A; q5 P5 {9 _6 f5 b  q
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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* e8 [" @. X7 ]# M( S2 c9 u) BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ J9 M9 p: K8 p4 x8 [0 k
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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" a( `* R7 |% H* g2 O) {6 eThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; \, c( U$ |4 P3 P4 g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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- f, c- m, s3 J/ uIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" S0 E0 E4 u1 ?: hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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; |' f6 G0 h+ \/ ~0 NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: U) C1 S, y! i# k, N3 j, [" q( _3 hben a deterent to akurate speling.
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, w' ?  [% X" b5 g, R$ f( [Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ _4 Y: n4 v* F% @0 T$ f
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 g! d3 p+ r% V5 i  ]During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) A0 l! p( l0 `5 i8 C' y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* R! q, K, i7 ]  p* D' O

, X  c8 Y! A- _" o3 \$ k) N6 R  D5 ~! A4 gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. F& D  ?6 z8 |understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* u8 _0 S5 W3 ]5 D& ~
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" @" _; g4 H) C" M6 g8 q
forst plas.
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: ?( T) |4 K+ Y: ~( GIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
8 B+ v% [/ [7 I' q, [( {还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% |: c/ a4 r& n% r9 m
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 E; |" H- a5 |- Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 b: z8 K# M# Q2 a5 ^

$ M1 s7 k2 z* F; K, e2 \[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% F3 e5 p4 p# A8 P7 s5 k4 I7 @1 W
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  ?" c7 S- D' _: `) u2 R

0 r1 Y/ ]  o7 f( s9 T0 k/ Q" [[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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7 \0 I4 D: t' v               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( Y2 i1 u3 t- }/ Y, p
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 J) P0 ~: i3 `3 g# X0 I0 u% x" O! l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  u- [  t! b6 {6 V7 U" H8 Z6 ^4 J2 W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* `# w& U' _; a5 W5 s你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 y, p) z) M9 u8 {2 h; O

$ s8 P* [& p7 r3 G  c焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 ]. l; `/ l( H. N5 I! |9 X惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 ?7 `( i" B* f+ m
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- l$ ?: q4 Y8 Z9 D1 Y$ ^0 e7 G
路过,让你们看看我的波

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