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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 M) k8 o  E& b, R: ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! j8 a" F1 W4 {2 [2 l, o9 Qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
! w0 V) P5 g& y, _plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 r& \) a* r6 T/ t) s
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 {" I( e4 t( c/ \, O6 S1 {

  r: t* h5 Y) u9 W: XThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' J: j8 C8 h* ^" D1 ]1 _7 V2 _* o" `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 P, K' a1 X- F% P: j; U, C9 `troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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# A& Y$ U3 R, }. F, E9 K: U, |+ ]In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ P* A( q9 n! e& J6 f$ a
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 t. {  a& T8 w5 W

3 V, q7 a; w+ P5 M; t* m1 i2 nGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: G+ W9 T  z8 L/ ]
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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" j9 e- c1 H. m( x0 g5 XAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
! Z3 L) Q: H  w( g3 edisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* k# ]" d4 P1 u) d, T
"z" and "w" with "v".
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2 _$ D! p% u7 \; [/ t: b- s6 d% vDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, z4 i+ D! G  iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 o, n6 C0 g/ V
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 V& U% W3 `7 X/ y4 ?understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." e( }: P$ n9 p' K& ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, e& x' M' H7 y4 F) @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# @# b. J* D% u' r% D% f9 a
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ u; V) D5 s' Y' G0 D  G9 ]) V
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 A4 S" b# k1 q6 ]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 R+ q2 a: X$ J, n# F" l) w
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 N: {, h5 P0 s/ m[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 ^% p; l/ l9 s7 i0 N# K: f9 Y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* x# O' Q9 q0 O# b2 j7 h1 c# d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 L; [' D% P# Y7 F
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! b8 B7 a9 G5 K* q" O0 g9 S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 @4 p) E2 S- Q* Z$ G
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 L2 T# ?2 u1 A4 i. ^  v+ ]惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 A4 s! W* a6 X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 R: H. k+ C% \7 {$ A$ ]  k, D路过,让你们看看我的波

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