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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
9 g; y9 ]/ L" {5 L2 K6 Fbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 i+ S. d  S5 K0 r/ ~- ~/ U1 K# b+ Y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ a& t& N" S& z- q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. K5 X7 T1 X0 ^" R8 p  @! a  p

% g5 p1 @! K! t% o: H7 G( OIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
# G5 F. D. R, h) L" C4 Tthe sivil servants jump with joy.3 i4 T% _3 x2 W3 e" r- A: j
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 q* W. r2 L" ^# |1 j
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.( C+ ^; |! U$ X" W8 Y5 Z4 C( c, g; u

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1 Q/ K- k6 A3 e! lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
; w# ~+ V# {$ c6 p6 j- Z8 a$ W$ btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 k- w2 a$ B- x2 n* _
fotograf 20% shorter.( j3 J( U- ?$ \
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 N2 B  s  z  t7 u0 d: h2 H
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  x) D" @8 v1 g. a9 f; R  Y1 {

/ c  U: a2 Q9 j8 l% `$ fGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* ~# ~8 T+ \) t0 ?$ Q8 ^
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ X( k" e( a% }4 Q9 n6 y) H
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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6 z$ m2 k5 x" L1 W  P& XBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) ]) x* \( ?# b% q! f3 zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ y+ ~/ u" N$ v- Z
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  f8 D8 B0 X% l# W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.1 w  X) w/ A$ s% J
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ e, A# p; }3 ?1 z  ^  y
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. I& p; V0 S8 G1 k- S: T" |1 ?还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! T  G7 P1 y% g9 v" {% qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ u5 q( m/ q6 L  |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ B3 ]$ ~* \9 Z, f% c( `$ W
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 l2 ]# g0 |/ Y6 Y: y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' C- Q0 P; z2 x8 |4 @$ y: Y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 V5 ?5 B3 N7 B* m' x( q8 v
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 P0 v1 M. W. u' S这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' L/ y3 X6 M$ u8 u+ g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( R! T& u( z0 z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* I6 d6 [: L2 P3 @! |: b
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 ~* q9 X4 f' s

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 Z0 q4 k: {& o/ R* W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! h+ \" w  j* S
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 ?# X# B8 J& V8 _; Y8 J路过,让你们看看我的波
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