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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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8 I0 G& w" ?, j- k' e7 h  t2 `) `) pAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: r' X* o: D( k! C5 `6 z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" R  [: X' m8 Y; I' [plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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& G! r7 }5 H; M: K% aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 g% d" {! F3 ~$ b  p
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
( `$ |7 `2 F3 X7 {, q* Yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: G' z1 C8 R  l& a, [* lGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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( O. }, [+ n7 S: _Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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! n& D+ V4 y% [, T0 H- JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; F+ k, [( _; A, gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. N  f% o) K% K; `8 f
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 l* m) K; e% Z3 Munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 b0 o* T8 a* Y* U6 _2 F5 lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
7 s! ]+ ?( }* e) y( F2 \+ pforst plas.
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3 p7 ^' z& n( ~- M) S5 nIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 Q' ]+ l. G$ V还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 |/ A1 T$ T/ K( K1 u
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 [6 X! e4 S$ v& g2 j: x4 R
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 K  F' q0 i1 ]) n
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 ]- y9 ~$ [1 k# y1 J# ^

, I2 T0 @. d% U) ]+ ^* ]+ r1 _[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 N2 ~4 N  |; z5 ^. q& h5 u+ e( t0 W
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 F. B% `/ C. R) Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, O% H9 j( ~0 C& q; k% _0 `8 o! @你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 a/ f/ ~0 I& x: E) L- ~) T0 \

% ]0 W. P$ z+ T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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1 Z% C0 H3 s* p: b0 w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 V7 {3 Q  `+ N- J% q, ^
路过,让你们看看我的波

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