欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
% L; D$ z. p. _  b" T, C1 Dthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 h9 h/ N: y" zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 c& s3 G* [  d2 c# z, ~# yThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 P( U9 b8 W/ I0 ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
/ z* D! U* t& D7 o& H  s1 w* ^# ?fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ F" H( p! U) |' vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
  @3 b5 C; @4 _  G3 N- Fben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) s  K$ |9 h3 Z* D2 S. U. W4 ^disgrasful and it should go away.
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, n' p9 c3 V$ aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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+ g" F, E+ w" g$ L: ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: H4 Y5 k) W1 uZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" r; B2 f' s7 tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' f: o8 f4 k& g! csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( u% ]8 `5 N. I. j这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
+ @0 l7 N) r$ s- X: K1 g% B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

0 [7 S, y; u% T' X) [5 H6 Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) E4 W7 O/ X( M. b$ q: ?: G1 D! a惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
+ Q% O' {  N% [1 O+ O& M! e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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