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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( \# B) M6 r. q  }& o' s( U) X2 c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was0 v  i0 p& i3 y
the other possibility.
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  |; ]% B' v3 X  T/ s0 S: ^3 qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 n0 p  o0 I9 ?+ j7 o! ^
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ M1 Q# g7 q. z5 |; x# b0 E
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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/ \: F- x! y, K; e3 ~" m) EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 V$ l  l) S, H
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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; L6 R( e- J" a7 [! gThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
; c1 [+ c) E* h1 M* I" Ttroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 Q2 [" b& q' w# {: k: eIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ f- B; T" q% B  I/ u, ~4 w) Z" yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# `1 c: B! A5 s' p8 k4 f, o' @

2 C& L0 m. U4 q7 G+ K* u! F# kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- R$ L( V* t3 d( u+ I% o
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 o, _. u& a5 |& O# Q! xAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! ~/ m: {/ F; D* z% ]7 N" \
disgrasful and it should go away.1 E0 j: t5 D) S: a' H
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ M" Z- k5 G3 d: @9 v
"z" and "w" with "v".9 l0 ^) \( u' e; f7 ~/ Y

5 T, H# [' @+ ~6 u9 SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, @$ H- z; q) ]9 ^' m5 _6 d
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 f8 Y( n4 k( i' t. U1 m/ a) W% Uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  Q5 T) T# ?$ W& [/ [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- Q1 N# j' s; v) V6 C0 r, P
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" ]! x) _$ p# P2 X& m% ]such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' R8 p" y3 `9 [9 n

& f8 K+ `7 V' G2 f8 T4 C! w& Q9 r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 z+ x% _3 e. _0 Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ ]4 V- L& q3 o- V6 j% f

( s$ w/ X- |* L[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ {# n3 ?5 \7 S5 t. b' c% p

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: J) o9 u1 V; k  Y7 Q% `# B$ m" A这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: @2 b4 [* n) K5 r5 H
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- t) @/ b  V; ?) x# b1 Q/ t
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: o, n5 O+ J. b6 y# k) N
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 g: r9 i; I% D  c: Y) E) q3 |$ ~8 h
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 A! Q/ A& t. o2 g$ L$ m
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 |! c' J" K( L/ M2 O* a
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" p" d2 p& v  @, n: ^2 O1 w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, K! L3 }6 |7 w" d5 j: l' K9 l
路过,让你们看看我的波

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