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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ E, j: U) d6 y7 }" |+ F
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was  Q1 s! W/ Z. f' }% k5 u2 `. }$ ?
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
' w- T2 P/ }. b" m9 ]" P, Zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
, H# Y  j. [7 X. E( H/ k! ^plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) M/ U7 q' W& @: V. D: I1 \2 z

; X+ R" c0 M6 `. u$ O' GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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3 U, T% C& V" o* l# Q1 j, WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ S) b9 \; }& Z& p5 g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 |! Y3 Y" X1 A! \2 {! FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ T7 |% P' o. o+ m, J2 u3 btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! ~4 m2 b3 v/ h8 Y0 X$ d
fotograf 20% shorter.
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/ t% e4 n( L+ M, nIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
1 `0 T  J/ e- w  _/ Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" o! c/ r: l% h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% ]3 u5 z6 \' H, w/ e* J
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ Y2 x% g1 M: a! }. |disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 D; J; k% s! a6 oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and; P7 m& ?# J/ e4 s( G9 x* U
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: ]- n$ C- X4 d0 V! C

$ K& Z% |: s4 V8 C/ fZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& i/ O$ m# U' U, m. _& I/ _" Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% N1 x! o9 h: ^" e
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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7 _$ a. F  w. G( ]+ }If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:, w, i( U' Z  c
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; u% d8 ~' \$ S, P/ csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, r* g7 W, q* r( s$ p8 h# Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! f( j; d  C; |  e7 k
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' |( _! ]8 F/ X( e& A& mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." L8 G: z; }, `: }: f; z; L

% S" q& R( u/ M/ q' A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 t! x* p4 ?3 }' y$ G& ~3 E  u# G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 R4 V$ p8 }) \5 M这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ B, z) V" _0 S
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: t" T4 L, w2 [& u3 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 f! G0 i9 H$ b* k2 Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 i/ i' t# {3 h$ T好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( E) Y& o  k3 [8 z
路过,让你们看看我的波

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