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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% `/ @# X: `  H* A( m  z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- A$ i- W, I$ r9 p  Z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ w% h4 O- G& p3 D0 o4 w
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 U. [4 |5 A) Z

, p: ~: n# m* vIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 ]+ K0 Q8 ]! n9 B
the sivil servants jump with joy.0 M( Y' T9 _, h  S
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 F; I' v: S+ W  Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 n) G9 p  H2 e
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 V8 c' e! T3 s. l8 y2 e8 P
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) z  u7 m% Q1 O8 m8 g4 qGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( [4 p. }$ _# ?
ben a deterent to akurate speling.2 Q; a7 I3 p  o8 o' O+ i

( n7 W' R, m! \* R9 w0 ?  P, MAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; p& @7 O) y9 [2 G
disgrasful and it should go away.
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  `! l' i% K) v" o/ lBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
3 ?: q2 H$ y5 F/ m) ~"z" and "w" with "v".
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0 V7 \" {; P, g' c7 A. rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* h1 `1 l( o8 {after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ n! @0 ]. `/ B: y  g0 c% ]2 k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% v4 u% c+ d6 A  K5 \1 j
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- g* W! c! e6 y8 v# i
forst plas.
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, G- q+ r7 x+ q7 N8 }If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ F+ j7 k5 `" p还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ C4 b. ~/ G# c1 w% dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ r0 v9 t" A3 jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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0 y6 S8 ~9 R4 G% T! r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  G! }( S9 E. ?9 a8 `3 u# B0 A! u. y4 I! H
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 l# ?, @% r! I) O+ V

; t7 }* U1 ~8 I* O  |! F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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' c# A9 z0 U) ~* X+ O               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* A8 W  @% M' Q1 Y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 b1 A) H2 A8 T) L. m- o; {
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# u2 v: P) `) I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 J) ?$ q) u; G
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 Y# y& \/ H& N: b6 h+ E% Q% \
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 V: k) M% E  z$ q1 w/ v: ?3 n
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 d( v) g$ P* ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" [" \, W0 k* P1 Y5 Y/ Z. H
路过,让你们看看我的波
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