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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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3 i  b9 z+ o& O+ PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 O3 m' P8 l5 G# Espelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* q4 K$ T% \* B+ B. `3 qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# N; j! ?  w+ A. S( D% Q' xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% g& F3 U/ g, Y$ G+ L$ y
fotograf 20% shorter.7 H" n' C" D2 G9 ~

/ `9 m! ^: O4 x3 q5 \; j9 EIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! {4 W5 S# o# A8 d! T9 q9 J
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# T+ `, K5 Q; {; n  h6 }  ~3 |Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ J  }# d) f/ m' u% Z1 wben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ S; d# N$ \( P) c5 b; H
disgrasful and it should go away." s. `8 V/ R1 x9 R2 @, q# n$ r( ^
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) C- d$ N/ @3 W. [2 m3 T# |
"z" and "w" with "v".
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" ^6 U4 N6 D0 w' V3 w4 A6 D& {/ EDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 d8 f! R" }( u( [  j5 q
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 v. f" l! M) \/ E1 q
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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% i( [  }6 W* K# @* }: lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 Y$ L% E5 w0 |5 _, a  n: W
forst plas.
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' j$ I2 B8 t) X7 P( P+ bIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* ~' ?! p2 j0 o- E3 D1 Y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 e. }& H) \3 `3 j3 Z& b+ y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 N+ T9 m/ S. C2 V. K( V7 k/ Q

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 U7 `0 O, F) @1 s% q8 `* u8 Fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# Z0 C7 C3 r- G# D0 D, o7 Q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# e6 \! P# J' U# d- |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 q6 A: [; J$ i0 k  M% K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 P  |% u1 W  x$ l# W; T( D你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 H6 h& r! H* M" \1 U9 f( r) M

& s" Y) l0 ~) I/ Q$ m6 K) o3 m- I焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 x0 s7 |$ G) k! A( w( A
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! a; {* i9 p) y+ l8 d' f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; ?- E! S" q/ M: z- {8 o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 e# S) m) C3 o2 D路过,让你们看看我的波
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