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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 {5 D9 x6 f) ^! w
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 i" t" O5 [, X3 m3 P1 d# Y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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* F3 f2 b2 N9 oThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, d. s. ]0 G. b3 t( T) D4 d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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2 x9 w* W. k# m6 _, wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 L, G3 h1 N+ M/ I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# M& [% g8 O# ]6 {: b  a5 f

8 e# Q+ F$ O+ g% g2 u; FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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! X# c" h' t$ G: X$ kAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 m! @; h3 m2 I& w6 \" ?
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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; U8 k3 G0 j- \" B( V8 AZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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: k1 |5 F% d, S+ f# UUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 Z/ x. K0 R& W, U& b7 H+ ^
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 _8 X  f" t+ Y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) k; w: _. X8 u1 B7 T) s5 X这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ l4 P7 z& v. R4 q. S  {1 [: }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" w# D0 i8 H! r
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 b) ~' O' V0 W% l7 B你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: d) z+ q& v4 {# _2 @3 W  a0 W
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 p6 _% n1 h4 j& P* C) c路过,让你们看看我的波

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