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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 {8 C) u7 x# h1 H
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, x3 K( B9 J; ?3 @' E5 T+ V  t+ G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. q3 ]: b# C; K. y( P# n* G) P' l

3 W4 _% u- S8 r( S" aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# ]8 X: A  H! O
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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2 R* c& h6 T; P( x4 s7 \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  I; D5 f( e8 c% ]
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 y% p2 e- d6 V% B( g4 A/ z9 j
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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$ L+ o% a/ K  @/ P0 ^  S- dIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  o6 @# O7 h* G$ p7 J3 z8 ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ M, C/ M9 w( c- F6 M: s

  z8 P, G7 t' S+ x( U3 qGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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% I/ W: L6 E9 n3 ZDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 K$ z8 t6 v2 Dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 g4 A6 t1 @7 L
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ q  a2 X$ V* Q1 P5 P! m! J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 ?- t. u! b2 h& U
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% z  B+ {: Z& \9 t% B) }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 q/ z! i- W, G5 w. }2 V
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 `% v6 p" g$ M/ a8 t2 P! D( Y, P8 l
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ {- E9 T8 F: l0 V  I" v  I
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( g, x4 a! [( O. k; X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 c, C. r( t" D2 s9 u4 [- e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: n7 ^$ N: c  D. v$ p- K
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 l1 c9 n& _$ }. U3 t4 N
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!, r3 r; L" I6 `( G) a
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 ]8 \5 v& Z- W+ x惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ b6 A$ d1 o: K6 {5 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( m  C% R3 x6 ?, H. V2 I( m路过,让你们看看我的波
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