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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 R# G: T  h5 e6 _% ~# z
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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% ]" N2 y7 @* b, I" oThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  j( o; k1 z$ f3 `: p6 `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" J  n" u( J! z! ~8 ]1 q0 N' ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& c. m: ~( N9 i. f8 H3 _
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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  I: P+ [5 a0 zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. M. v% p  T& d& _* @9 Z7 L* E
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 a4 M( k7 y3 @. f" p, x& d" s
disgrasful and it should go away.& A$ [6 f: b# G; a' I, {, H+ z" h
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ Y$ d, x+ _9 u% U! D4 @7 b
forst plas.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 D2 @6 w3 r! {. c, M2 m% a9 b还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ e# L6 c5 E- L9 j9 Z0 Rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 o% T/ j" {/ ]4 n0 a( @
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ E8 H5 D' q4 j) s0 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: E$ I, K; ]+ M3 W  H" b[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* R6 b- z6 }7 G4 {+ i( O; J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 [+ u% ^& _( L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:$ F, ^9 j0 h6 X8 i1 h5 B; t
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: c' u  Y0 ~% V你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 E+ n( L4 }2 s) u2 E. i( }7 r& E7 w惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& A& P) x0 l1 ?: _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- x9 _: ?# D8 n( g+ c; b+ c路过,让你们看看我的波

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