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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
6 `2 E: v4 k, ?3 I" \' Bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
4 H' R9 I1 u) U1 r, }0 Dthe other possibility.
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& G" f! n5 |1 ?4 Q+ C% Q' Y  }/ `As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English3 x9 X% J' j: p
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ C4 x$ c! h+ N; Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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% V  P- M; G3 R* j4 a6 p( eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 J4 k, V1 l& L6 R5 |5 m  p
the sivil servants jump with joy.# H( E$ {( _% \0 ]3 H3 w

' y9 Z+ b6 p5 P0 `The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, `; Y8 }: A7 z3 `) mkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' X7 u, u4 O5 `- Y* c8 L# r

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ k4 I# q. x# Y3 g% w2 p5 m
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 R5 q* H/ K- F& `0 preach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" F$ ?" \1 R: `ben a deterent to akurate speling.' x+ e6 o, U6 `7 x8 l$ K( {
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& I+ K5 f+ Z& D, ydisgrasful and it should go away.
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7 c+ g2 d& U# y& E, A9 m: _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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9 w! c2 g% s. a. L7 l5 fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 u3 e/ w8 L3 K, K- v
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 `8 ^1 C5 W5 g
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% C+ N( K6 M, R5 l. w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( m* C5 \7 z! [; Z1 o- P4 sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. }' X( E/ j$ g4 v& v' G0 L
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) q2 v, R' |/ z. r! ]! k- l
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; c( F# S& H6 C7 Y6 m1 s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ B% w, R& g9 L) J, L1 }+ W1 ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' V2 E+ r/ x6 H2 ^) Y% o4 F, k
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 K7 P8 T, e, Q/ e# {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: C" q& n& \% h3 V               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 f5 ]% C. h3 E3 y6 E; \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) s/ H+ ~' k* G4 Z' x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% f2 T: u9 H0 s: H( n- ^
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 H  H4 i  g* \. n
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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" `7 m& ~; @/ q" d6 V, V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 O( X1 K4 n0 D
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 A, B( }5 ~$ l7 {  o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' F; |- k, d- u, {) Z8 [4 n* W, d
路过,让你们看看我的波

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