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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ _! k; J9 ]) g; `
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% }' d% w9 w' x7 b" p4 Y% J
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 r8 q7 Z9 N( M' J3 }7 }8 o+ Y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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5 A5 \- O- m3 {* p# QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ @% ]1 X. t8 l6 B
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: f. \1 S8 `7 E1 E9 j$ t3 q3 C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 A8 \. I9 W7 U+ J9 m
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, d6 S  r' Q& m8 L' j1 I
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- y1 `* D8 V5 @
disgrasful and it should go away.+ g  |5 @2 e; E3 R- E: P
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ S" m1 T; j4 G! u, E
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. j: W" i+ i$ |; ?9 l
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 W. I( q6 R5 _5 ~. L9 f- Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 R. ^% X& a- `/ c9 P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 H0 h2 z' O/ [9 n" w4 F) C
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 {* t, @' H2 E1 T, K. u
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 W2 |; g  m3 G% L  u% f  q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. g2 `3 Y. W! N, i- P: c. Z# J! M
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 O: Z' N% q( a" q7 l5 I7 v' \
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# l3 F( i/ T9 c7 m8 Q; G4 D你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) E; }2 h& T% s0 Z: x
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- v1 v$ I  x; `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; o+ T8 O( ~' [, q- m5 S+ }1 i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
; A# I" W! l) o5 g6 T路过,让你们看看我的波

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