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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 h. m! H( O3 p* [' g
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
6 V- t8 s0 l8 K( x. F, hthe other possibility.3 Y5 d5 d) X* W) J( {

( P( e% O9 S) pAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 L# M+ o# s/ r3 [. H
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ @, T) F6 x* B# i0 g% z6 T3 vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ |: U5 S8 [5 G/ s7 S3 B) I0 jIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 k- m1 \# H& _& I
the sivil servants jump with joy.3 p6 Z! Y$ B. S; T7 ]9 |

0 z9 }$ I  x7 F8 ~4 u1 |) [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ ?) E; L! s: f0 `, gkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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7 [2 h5 J/ r. s# @6 h0 s8 GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 g) e' z# d' F  |troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 l0 e% h2 a# d: K+ L' vIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 r4 {. k0 f2 J
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 {% E- S% G5 g4 ~8 D# _* P1 tGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always% n7 w# o0 v0 P' F' z/ P, M: B
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; j* P9 A- L$ i# o

8 P+ S! @+ U  f6 a2 q# L+ lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ Z7 C. I5 G& Z. w5 y$ y
disgrasful and it should go away.9 m; B; j$ }" g
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& y) }) c) i/ NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 i5 u: ]' }/ n% @2 G, yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. b( [( s' @" r2 s0 p6 ]understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 x+ q1 [& m* i  W7 q) p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# c2 }  w9 @  o0 A
forst plas.
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, O( v* h3 j1 K& v, R/ _( zIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- Y2 F3 o# c% x3 y& f2 W* d# W
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 l6 k$ R4 z  S# F, ^9 y: w8 n3 r9 xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 |5 M3 g  J, k( e& y+ Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." N) }" w9 F. ^" |6 a% ~

8 M: ~) }- y7 L0 ~* B[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 K2 j1 K& u7 O  |7 Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): M9 V+ D2 k/ @, e

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 v/ F2 N: ^# i1 m6 n% {8 {
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: V5 s5 O) o4 ^) g( r3 R7 ^) l  L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 _% j" S* G$ ^5 Q3 ~* J* L
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 t3 J+ B( D. {) g* h! V: |你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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7 _: a# A; H6 V4 N. h焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 |. o& @- o/ U- E  D) y' G( h  ~
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 d: E5 u. x+ l% y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! h' i3 O2 {7 |. z路过,让你们看看我的波
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