欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
6 `2 E: v4 k, ?3 I" \' Bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
4 H' R9 I1 u) U1 r, }0 Dthe other possibility.
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& G" f! n5 |1 ?4 Q+ C% Q' Y  }/ `As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ C4 x$ c! h+ N; Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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% V  P- M; G3 R* j4 a6 p( eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

' y9 Z+ b6 p5 P0 `The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, `; Y8 }: A7 z3 `) mkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 s/ }2 o/ {; z" I( G. H" tfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 R5 q* H/ K- F& `0 preach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" F$ ?" \1 R: `ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& I+ K5 f+ Z& D, ydisgrasful and it should go away.
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7 c+ g2 d& U# y& E, A9 m: _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
$ I% x# z7 H5 ]- e" P5 h"z" and "w" with "v".
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9 w! c2 g% s. a. L7 l5 fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( m* C5 \7 z! [; Z1 o- P4 sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ B% w, R& g9 L) J, L1 }+ W1 ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 K7 P8 T, e, Q/ e# {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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7 u) N8 W, J% u[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

: C" q& n& \% h3 V               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
) s/ H+ ~' k* G4 Z' x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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" `7 m& ~; @/ q" d6 V, V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
4 A, B( }5 ~$ l7 {  o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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