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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 l: F! R3 V3 H$ p1 z5 g
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# ^4 t2 k7 e: D/ t& T2 s% R
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  r; s" w1 \- Y: \  a+ y/ i
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 N! A$ g- `6 `& Vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! X4 z& A, ~" ^* ?, r$ S- t
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter." ]' n  N% T# `, j, N9 }
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
0 ]0 d- n8 Z) U; d$ treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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+ X/ c( S, }2 QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- s$ p' O4 @3 b" L( \* Z
"z" and "w" with "v".9 U. f- U8 Z" j9 k0 H
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 r1 S. Z" D1 o
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 }( P( f3 r8 L) ]0 f, `
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; e9 e5 |( d7 s3 X3 I
forst plas.
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0 a; [. x5 J  j' aIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, b+ R) s% i. g* ~8 Q6 F还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. ?" A7 W- M4 e1 X( f. u6 Csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., j$ H$ y7 H" ^) t
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: n4 D1 l6 d6 D1 R
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 X" `6 p5 c% e+ @
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ }. Y8 J+ X# z' D1 |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 y% _1 P7 {6 }" \" {这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& Z' W. G0 ~6 n# B* [
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* J. M* k6 ~' x( \
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 p2 Z$ c, n6 Z: v惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 L3 Z7 x& i, Z% _9 K0 y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ b1 _! f/ f4 e% B) O
路过,让你们看看我的波

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