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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will5 C# W, @) u; k+ h, K
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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; t, ]4 D, r6 ]  Z9 U; e) UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
- Q# {  Q: v' W' c  j4 |spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 f9 H  W8 X( j3 s, n/ Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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) G/ s  M' m( W& ?4 H" r( vIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
4 Z* n, B5 c" d+ G% m7 lthe sivil servants jump with joy.2 k, s; R" @# u: y3 G0 |' d5 W

( D2 J$ \, K8 Q7 b: S4 GThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. Z* r  A, w1 m. H8 ]3 l$ hkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( Z8 ?  G8 F# z( u% W% Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( o! K8 d9 j4 c, e, U5 ]3 E. [
fotograf 20% shorter.) b" i+ i$ @8 x! l( D  H
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 E, w3 q' l& U0 ereach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 L7 Z/ [. O1 _8 H; U# E
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# ^8 Z5 `# l  i6 D  L
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 K! I$ a0 D/ ^3 Z2 J
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) ]) ?* O; y1 \( R' @* d$ g
disgrasful and it should go away.1 Y% l. u3 c  |: E; I

8 [* s$ C$ f4 C8 ]/ ]5 L% ]By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
0 ~  _! \5 B4 m"z" and "w" with "v".
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3 m# p5 a# f. A4 n9 IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! f% m2 ]/ W" Q* O( B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& Z% l+ n4 M/ F- I+ E% l: w) z" G
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 M$ z/ d- O3 g
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 I2 i% ?, I& n% s# R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" h0 M! Z4 m3 z; l1 B+ a5 o3 Z/ Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

+ f, d/ Z4 a- M' {7 Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  d) ~) M0 b4 ~3 R, X
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 m# k! i  N" ?. Y6 N8 P/ z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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# q- B* W; ?2 x[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 }" M7 ^) U& k' d: J2 T# @

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: Y; P4 \# B: a6 L这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; \3 B  ^$ \. r; ~" L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) ^* J' e, C- Q/ X" E; L你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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4 j5 s/ M% x8 x6 u$ I: P( ~! O" c焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 M; K9 Q% p; f% O+ E( k惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: y5 e$ p. ~+ e6 V; Q1 h( |; s) U/ [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& @/ r# N$ H3 S" ^' I& ^( J: J
路过,让你们看看我的波

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