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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ z" ?+ g) _9 H8 k' J4 F5 M; X
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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! d# _! a5 `# UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" C4 K0 x6 I; `8 X) b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 ~7 R. e& N' B+ A  Z) Iplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. ?- P1 h3 R! d

% [8 a) N6 M$ b- p5 @In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ S/ |% x  P- d  tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 f3 v: Y3 z1 G* P! j
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' N, J. v2 N; e9 d
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$ C& q# H; h5 X# f3 P) p, _6 w' xThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 p% r3 S  M3 [! ], X* t2 Z1 R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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4 u* M! m- ^* s4 P) ]$ C+ VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) V7 D1 S& P( d8 h2 I
ben a deterent to akurate speling.1 w; G8 V, N* o  p/ }. m* q' o

/ L  n/ W$ V3 \) _! xAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! r: U( g3 w5 s7 |* `
disgrasful and it should go away.
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0 Y! H2 Y) r1 \6 B+ P  y" X1 j, fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
, b5 ~$ ?. H3 S3 ?, j) x. ["z" and "w" with "v"." l- U' S: Q5 ^( G

4 H5 e$ y, N) v# ^* D( @3 NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 j- ?/ k8 t2 `: Y# ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 d( R; f9 x! ^7 m5 t" v5 ^

( C) p( }5 y# V* c0 g2 }" O, n9 W7 OZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: M  Q3 |& `- ^( {: J1 G+ J' ^1 }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- T3 ^4 U& M- R. ^! i, c6 V: fUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 q$ P+ }0 |6 k+ ^6 V
forst plas.
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4 P6 Z+ B8 K3 b8 S! k: T+ m4 iIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 d, O  I  v2 j4 h# U1 J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 z% Z  _/ [# W9 jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! r. f  f8 S# h1 f/ L' w3 q1 M
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ Q) ^+ y9 e, R2 O& c4 Q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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5 }& p6 l) W0 n- w) c- G9 p[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 S7 o  F+ j8 `; I. ~6 m/ r( G3 g
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! D' h8 }/ x2 s9 x1 N" N* C& N这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# j& n5 `: V8 x: e: K4 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& w- B0 ]( Y5 t5 P
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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! Y& ^+ l$ M5 v) Y# _8 I" a" K9 q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; W, \$ ]% X* |) f
路过,让你们看看我的波

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