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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. N- I! s! f9 `8 x) k9 K! b% ]
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' u( x9 x1 I  @/ kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" {1 N; n9 i$ Y, G& Q9 i2 }$ k$ G+ uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 W, v/ k( f) f: ]( L: i
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  Q6 e. ]" ?, C
the sivil servants jump with joy./ q# N) K) c' b; \+ R, U# X7 K' M

( M& d9 a% K2 c" hThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up) h2 d' T! z- E$ Z( A8 u
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 ^! K; R3 ]1 f  b! _
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  u0 X8 n0 H  ^% h$ j9 u# o$ U
fotograf 20% shorter.# G4 O5 B' c9 m8 c( ]8 E9 Z
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 m  J8 S; |& j7 a& w; creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: S3 V. {+ _9 c
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- J3 c; n3 H1 Q6 h' g  w, G
ben a deterent to akurate speling.: L/ X, `/ M! ~5 G5 w
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
* s+ L8 n! Z' S" d' ?disgrasful and it should go away.8 a5 O& c3 |7 Z0 k1 |: t/ h

. C! O7 A/ {& I8 k! |" h7 p# yBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ I1 r# ~2 i8 r% z+ L4 q5 x% \' L
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 }, `* @) _2 b( R1 r
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 w' h  x+ p2 q5 Z
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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( y% C1 S! L* ~  h. a5 j9 zIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 p0 y2 A$ ?8 l8 U- S: h还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 w* m. |$ l2 A& @% U! Esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 V: W* W9 \% f$ q2 `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  ~$ c2 ~7 z  u3 K( D
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& \$ T3 p8 B5 ], S& Z. l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 J" S) t' [' B% t* \# G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ w  E) N, Z! D7 Q2 N
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# |8 J; P" C* F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 r2 o) r7 g5 [* G: A3 A' o' g

$ A6 e$ V3 s# f) l3 [" L5 s* |焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ j3 x' m% G5 ^1 K4 j/ {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, [2 v, I6 C+ @
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  E- D  a+ L8 a! [4 W, l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ ]$ I& P& p: P" ^: r! G7 Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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