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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 O' t, S+ I$ {3 t" Z+ k9 P+ f; |$ J
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, D4 d7 l4 g" `7 P7 d7 Z
the other possibility.0 }, z5 ^8 Z5 m- `

$ n  d" I) R  J; d$ f9 tAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; o' H/ l8 D" a9 f. \spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* V: d; `1 N7 Q! F+ {plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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) b) r0 r  z/ j. t+ B5 M7 gIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% U7 a( d9 j0 i, M% l' P7 j
the sivil servants jump with joy., C; g# i( l* V* X2 R

6 d' c3 b! R* F8 k2 R$ A5 q5 eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! Z# r* l5 }) v
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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: ^+ }0 Q7 ]1 tThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# w4 u$ T+ }$ `4 c- _& ]* ?+ ^
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, ^% r$ R8 o. v$ H: S) _fotograf 20% shorter.! U& f  S7 J; ]5 N

1 P# \' T+ `& d* n1 _7 V! IIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ o0 R# k8 c9 ^7 u8 o' I; d6 Vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ Y! g: S2 E) \: R7 H

- L# r' H0 A4 F4 d# ZGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
* c7 _9 Y5 E4 T6 A$ M, v' q; Odisgrasful and it should go away.4 f5 N) E2 k* b( o/ X# b

* G! y* Y! n% Z7 p8 k2 SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; _& j, \1 A1 Y) q* P& L/ H
"z" and "w" with "v".# q& i1 }" E- C! ^4 e. ?
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and; S" ]; p# m  d( B3 z6 i' `
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& m2 f/ C. [3 J/ x2 C9 U! A
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ ~+ W" g4 v. \  Z0 kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) \- o1 D% A) \  o$ |8 \, L, a- b
forst plas.
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; x, v" J# d! tIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' ^3 S; `4 v- g) o% |; ^
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 B) ?7 h6 S9 S0 {
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( q2 }' a7 g/ N; _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ G# h: U" p( Q! C  t3 }4 \8 ?

+ Q1 N" Y# t- i7 y; p; D# I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 x3 j: n1 l  X
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." S  b6 N- f: \
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 o: e5 {$ m( j/ z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& u: i" o( c% p: h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 K# z4 Z% t5 A8 J: \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 o5 Q: P2 A3 o* T: C4 i; F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( A+ s- h0 Z% U* I! E  Y

4 M* f9 {4 N  m3 G9 z+ \! V) y焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. z& W8 a, v7 c6 b. {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% Y4 [% D. Y2 s$ b, C) e8 o- l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 G0 l/ T6 o- [6 {
路过,让你们看看我的波
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