欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
' p2 d& ]. ~  Wbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
8 U; t. h7 ]! b) T" \$ qthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! s7 o! Z" S4 Z8 iThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
9 y; [+ P4 ?5 U5 q) s% i- [fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

. }* X/ @- P  z1 ~8 PGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% h1 i7 I. V* G$ T9 G7 N* V9 gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

+ B: P& p  @/ ^: J* M- TDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ `! Z% ]' v2 r  mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

2 W0 g3 P( v* V- r0 A  WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
! S- x0 Z2 b6 J. Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% Z9 M! M( m. U4 i/ R2 ], msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) n; u1 ]+ u6 @0 k% ~  n# gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, o, v' s- p' d  R: s' Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 M' l% X, A; d  ^# u你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  i, r$ }' Z" M1 y路过，让你们看看我的波

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