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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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* ^- {# _: B  W- T* i: TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* P9 T. {3 h8 E. bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. c5 a; \8 l9 s! S0 e% k
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 h' H# @0 D! c, v9 k" k1 v% [! E
the sivil servants jump with joy.7 e7 t9 |; v# a; M
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- `; J* [8 o6 \3 ]
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ u# q' `; @  X6 I/ ?, ^# Z6 X
fotograf 20% shorter.8 [' w" K0 T- v" @
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 t# E* [1 j. l/ X$ lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., {! b+ N# l2 [, y

3 o! e- c. J/ {! Q3 F7 zGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 S( W5 v( j- d/ R2 G$ L* X" |
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" o( @$ I! L8 I( y& zZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! ~1 l7 E9 M+ o" A& c6 s' o9 o
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  m: b7 s* p3 n; Y* X  t) cUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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) H5 a8 D2 K6 b/ e& aIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, t7 t: Z/ c  |1 G; z- z7 }4 ~0 `9 Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' Z8 I4 w: r" K1 R0 x) z

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ R$ k- l$ r; E4 c% I6 m9 J- hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): D% V1 v4 B, k. A5 H

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( y, b/ D6 F; y. l: T7 e8 L; D) \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ [  K; a6 J3 P! h! \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& W8 n/ f% t; h! n% x) c+ i7 r( V
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, P0 j1 V6 Z+ f

1 \% v9 H4 e& _! l; ?焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ `1 Z, P5 k. {5 W+ ]  u

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ h3 N4 s) |9 w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* S  C5 T$ I: u( g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 @4 y! R: |+ g4 s
路过,让你们看看我的波
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