埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2497|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
8 W& V- J$ Q" U+ x# J+ d0 I. T2 Xbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
" @. ~7 ?8 b+ _" Tthe other possibility.
$ d8 ]5 H8 _, |* O- O+ W! i. _; m) D8 \
+ R$ `# w8 C* F" y+ q" {' kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( M$ \; ?# E! m: `8 |$ K( E/ Aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 [/ `$ C4 x1 X, I
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
: y: v, ?  G4 V2 Q, F
! `/ H% J! v& n$ h' C% TIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" V) |# o6 [* ]/ h0 n: L
the sivil servants jump with joy.
$ w) G7 V# r2 W4 l7 V# N
  o+ F3 C  Z, C6 d! l- K- KThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
+ x/ K+ @! K. d7 dkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* j2 H" C) F% z; J+ q% O  t) k
! b, ]0 e4 ~3 @% k/ _8 G- B9 l
4 D" ?) H) ~! g" G4 q% A3 ~
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% |. W, _; U, j# H" k' z! X
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  P! `9 K1 `1 j* j, Y8 z2 U
fotograf 20% shorter.9 ]9 k% N2 K/ x8 ?

1 \- A& ]& o8 P% m4 b+ WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 F3 ^& {7 q! z& d( k5 {0 w) Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. k2 \& J& [' ]( {( G
' U2 q7 L: ]% Z
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ e* e) n9 T& s6 e2 d$ _  xben a deterent to akurate speling.+ r! z! i) Z6 E; a# R* |/ ?  z5 O5 G& w

- I3 R3 \" v0 s" qAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# ?4 @7 D  H, E6 d0 ?5 Z0 \
disgrasful and it should go away.) \0 w5 s, z% D9 W
9 \5 N: `* T3 J5 E' |3 d$ b# M
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 `8 W0 n# G5 X0 d- T* n( o
"z" and "w" with "v".3 A$ j" Y6 f. d* u; a( }
( `" d" K% k; B9 Q0 x) D  ^) o7 a/ z
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- z9 d& a4 \- t0 R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
3 V3 w' c& x( F$ \
6 U! G5 D% B+ UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 Y) s5 Z( Y, I+ a' Wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* v; D, Z) a. s1 S" r8 N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( ]0 U( y% v: A4 p/ n8 H
forst plas.8 x9 Z5 Z; n7 v& d
9 H9 E% ~: n& R. G/ R
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* Q  S4 H* E! P5 `; ^
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 n- D) |5 h( G. r1 b/ R4 a' Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
2 U! v; e! _% O7 Y" h4 J' V
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
# L7 }. |6 p% O! X3 L
/ T- z( }: q% ^, z$ `: G) g+ d[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 {( ]- ?  Q/ s' ~, |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' E4 o4 g% @& S0 H: c: b

) ]1 F, F0 n" H' p2 H0 E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
$ q% p; W1 I7 W- H
9 S7 ^7 ~3 Y0 H) c" g0 \

. p, m- a3 G0 J( o4 M( a: ]               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 o- w' c) o, u8 ]# L

$ x+ h3 }0 K+ Q5 i! v' U
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, B: V$ n% ^/ n: \# D
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% t" J3 D3 S+ n( s& G8 l* m$ Q% n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
+ b4 E5 [  A; F6 A7 p
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# P& h* ?4 w/ c6 @* a; S# n
你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
6 Z( I$ A1 \+ f. x, [' }: }' Y1 f8 }, m2 Z* v; h
焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" x8 y6 K4 m3 L! J% e# W

2 [/ l; f! Q8 _* k- T% G
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 @# i* F+ ?- B+ X0 Q) I9 A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 s$ o: }) z; V! e6 a$ o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 l/ ?9 L( B9 z路过,让你们看看我的波

, @$ @  p% M' M; t6 v谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-8-2 10:15 , Processed in 0.120433 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表