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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ U7 f5 h% H, q4 m3 U
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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, ^0 T. l/ J/ D# rAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) s8 s7 t# |$ F/ X5 @
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. g, P2 Z6 O$ C& \* j7 y! v% L
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# ^6 T8 k5 i; O$ e2 H, d
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 G/ ~8 X8 Q$ l3 o8 ]

) Y" Y, m1 e# X5 PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
( s* y0 `+ L1 }8 c2 s# T* x0 {: K% Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 H' `( }# B4 i: }/ h
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: H- O- V8 n6 A- Y6 Q2 efotograf 20% shorter.! c) p& C& S( n/ n$ o3 x! b

3 x& F# i& M; ^/ T0 T; {; cIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ k- L+ ~: L  p: a( O+ Hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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, w" G9 }0 w8 t4 c1 ~: p4 F7 EAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" T4 [6 d3 b. c6 J+ s- A  h9 c
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 M, M/ `: H/ ~$ C" o, S$ w2 |5 i; TBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 G! G) u' i9 s# H2 l2 q
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 c4 W5 f3 z2 m) b- }. r6 Rafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% O( D2 e% _; z% ]7 x' h" A+ d
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
! H$ @( k6 C: Z8 r+ W' D7 @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- w6 B; E" @0 L1 m2 Q$ cUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, o* ?9 F1 w4 ]( f) o* m还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 ]5 O5 s. _- ~' i) G: [; Csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 r' l; c0 M2 Y/ u

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: i- r# A( R0 u2 t4 q0 @# S" \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' I1 W) E6 N% t# R! P, J' ]& _
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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9 x6 E2 \$ h" n# R) \! y               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; h9 Q; I4 B3 ~/ n1 F5 a" f8 k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: l$ g3 N1 D* F$ M* @, r0 d3 s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' N3 h+ I) t7 Y. b* m1 M; a# ]' e$ D
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& g& k* `0 }* r7 ~5 f- ?2 b

" S+ E' H8 M4 e" l% F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 J( O- m% H! l4 a0 T5 z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 E0 [4 C$ x+ p- V: H$ i惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) ~" c9 u" }- u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  i: C- K' I! ^路过,让你们看看我的波
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