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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; K' P6 p3 W; F& D! O/ m* M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 y' n/ Z1 B0 E* \2 W
the other possibility., P. N2 I1 V3 A' y

; I8 j' z( [" V6 eAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; t( n7 w+ {  Y0 z2 [1 `+ y: j4 P
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ ~) z: D$ S' h' N9 N; S
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* W/ ?$ P# l+ a" M3 Q$ v. P

4 u  v( }- J* b1 ?! f0 UIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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& g" q0 v. S! \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 h4 X/ i3 p. P4 n* ~: Z4 x9 ~
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. [: p' f3 |+ _+ f$ `
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1 [2 e# A3 [& O3 U8 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, X( `. L: z! x: btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: |$ P* S! ]: R8 [6 B  y; ?1 {% Y( Ffotograf 20% shorter.2 B: M5 @) Y. ?2 L6 M
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ h  s% |0 |+ Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 t% k; q& ]; Y$ O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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  }' e$ ?( m9 s7 }By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# y( {3 Z; E2 o: \* F* `
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 Q, _- ~! y3 m7 lDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 |5 n5 C7 R5 g- V, }, s  O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% [6 [+ \" B: K" \1 v1 IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" g- R! V/ z" }# b9 B/ z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 G( `. w: R  k9 B! _. A
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 [! w$ ?0 `% D4 e5 z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  z. a' B' K! t# D: P3 Q: bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 h0 A" b! Z$ M7 ~9 }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 o2 B8 H2 j7 {  z5 Z/ Q) t% v7 S7 J

, z; ^; F6 D4 a[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 f0 U  ?0 w2 z/ z; m7 u4 {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 u& q% B, ~  A5 I* w
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); L  Z7 c& l! ]5 {7 G3 _1 h$ `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, q" a% B8 u: r( ^: n8 k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 t' f% Q- l, y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 }  ?6 n0 H- S8 M* N
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ @* s' ^! T- ?
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 j1 A, j$ r4 H! x( Z" Y. S8 t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" X# a! B/ p: r. [5 j6 |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 s8 t  v9 y% \( s' y" D4 P1 `) c5 j路过,让你们看看我的波

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