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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 d' `5 Y! S: X. s  |
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ P6 R% C- ^/ F, E  {4 d+ F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in5 g7 q+ j* Z/ A$ Y& \# p, _2 k. n
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ I4 V- B0 u1 i  {& z
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ z4 z* `. z1 [) kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" O5 x8 O6 r) N
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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6 \+ W. I  G$ S( ?+ O3 z6 W  ~8 rThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- x' e/ R: j( j5 J7 {troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" ?! n2 |7 b4 J5 W, T/ V/ ^5 E$ W
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.( J  ~# R) y4 N* g, p# `
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# ?+ \' R! b9 B$ H5 {
ben a deterent to akurate speling.1 F7 Q; @. E4 H- |8 {
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" \* A/ Y" m3 |. D; ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 l  q0 |" x8 ~' z8 }
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 j' U5 X! d8 m+ Q1 z, t) @7 x5 C1 |* C
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ r. \$ a; i, U# [& Q3 D9 u; t" e
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* m& F2 N% b1 n$ f
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., T) f. d1 @3 d; P/ a# ?/ Y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 r6 \: L& |1 K* I' Z! udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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7 D9 |4 D8 z0 S; N% J5 G6 G               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 v9 R3 k2 D, L1 g% I
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- R! K( c3 V# M: V' @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 ^) {; i- n+ J1 n9 V% {( [
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 C6 y+ y  @! U; q" z  T7 A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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' \# m- W" }: z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 U- w' W) M- q# z7 ?3 V- p' ]

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; F  i' A) h: u+ Z% d惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 h9 X- U8 n& F% V' [  E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 G1 y& b6 f4 ]5 @4 B. a7 T路过,让你们看看我的波
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