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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! O$ m/ O4 x1 G/ T
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ G  k& R- k8 e. r' r  v' ~

" c; N: D8 p; K0 o; z* \0 CIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& l! H. e- }/ k* }; v
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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- g1 w3 [4 K4 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up# y2 }) I' T9 t
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 r; N4 w3 O' f+ f) B  y. {
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 T: W7 j' u$ W  d, n; ^reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! _4 [$ `! l/ j4 I7 `" J5 LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 K7 n, D1 e" Lben a deterent to akurate speling.# ]. W+ H  a) x7 {" E9 q( q

3 m9 Q+ g4 `+ \' z% XAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 H! t$ G2 U! Jdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 \" X8 N1 _$ L( K2 M
"z" and "w" with "v".
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+ o$ p9 v' |$ ^; C; }1 q4 v8 b$ SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and; R2 p, Q. R9 `
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 e/ g/ @' x' M$ y6 T; N; y5 E
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 S1 r9 c, f) Z. m) F9 L7 i
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 O+ J; B9 Y2 m0 ~还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ ~& }; h3 z8 i1 g# Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. C0 E( @% X& x: `1 d- edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 U7 `, H7 j- u- U/ J) D

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ {6 a, K$ v' Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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- L+ o, [% z0 y, _- J               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 m9 x. z+ \7 J' {8 a. _1 \7 b
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* P( [) n3 J- A- |  Z( |0 {
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 K7 J& @1 ?% }$ |# |$ L- l$ y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:, {; Z8 M& ?/ J$ v& s7 Q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( }& v" E1 {' Y% w5 u2 H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; B3 E* S; W7 V" B. A* j

, W2 |+ P, V3 r焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. A% N4 i- |# p- H
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 I7 r) Q/ U; v  b1 X( d: @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ S- x4 q* g: }, K路过,让你们看看我的波
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