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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 n P% H l- z; R( ube the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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8 ?3 s( Z4 Q5 z6 DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) f: W% A( a7 o$ F" @1 u6 Mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
b( [! j4 \$ v7 o2 L8 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ _# W" W8 {3 Y! t9 {) b3 j/ l, |: D; G
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
" y% ~5 g2 K/ O3 @3 {8 v& b0 Athe sivil servants jump with joy.
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+ w! B& a6 G" p0 b7 c( Y$ M6 KThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
8 y( }0 M( X2 Ikonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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+ L" v$ d Z1 Q. M' y. z4 O" nThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: {* b% ?0 w1 j% Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; x7 R7 T- \" k+ y H) b( V3 q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; ? l7 Z7 a0 L: d1 iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) _' [* E+ ?; V. r3 y2 Y( R% S
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% P) t& S/ T) K
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 X* Z+ [8 C6 ?. B- Y# T
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 w6 p$ Y6 j3 D. E) D& d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) h& p n8 v# D
disgrasful and it should go away.' y& E& C5 D2 A2 q* o1 A2 V8 O* }. P
5 I9 D1 [2 `# f( GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 g/ S" }6 I1 N3 z! ?/ ~" ~. N
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- \$ J# C2 i" V# t/ R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, Q/ [6 G1 F) G( P; wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 l9 w Z2 T. H [! A# {4 aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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