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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 g" y  p( w% s: u! B
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 ~. Q! P2 O/ Y6 x% z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 j) B; b& Z3 R% o
fotograf 20% shorter.
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/ Q1 M$ D$ K1 L" vIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! F5 H  c+ k/ l' `9 I1 H, \$ |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 B$ ]& e# q/ f4 {6 _
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* c+ J$ J( k6 O7 z6 T! {
disgrasful and it should go away.' |2 p0 u4 p3 `% ^; [
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ C5 B9 a3 L( p3 h
"z" and "w" with "v".
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, m8 L- g) r. _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 P$ p% g- J' E/ C+ M
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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& N/ v! D/ i2 p( S) ?' V  S5 y4 SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* U4 h4 A( W$ h' TIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' U! Y8 \5 m4 w  i! P还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 v5 }  u) U! c: E# V

  v9 H; w  v" S  r$ F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ E# w$ w& |; u* ?4 o
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% r& g/ e9 V$ Q) `6 B
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- ]5 o2 @  @! I( ^5 w2 E- S6 z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ f0 P  @$ h" w
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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7 b( X& s/ e  n  K3 W9 O8 m焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ d5 h% Y" g! ?* ?! t8 a
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 }7 k9 R0 y* _8 p9 C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, G% j+ o! Y1 u; ^
路过,让你们看看我的波

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