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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% T# }( n% N# i# Y) B! u) K; i; Y% X
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English& Z9 u3 d! F: A5 O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 X1 u  m4 v$ a+ }) p
the sivil servants jump with joy.* ]  \$ Q- s3 F( l: G

- |2 K, s& U" D6 P6 N6 D: a& QThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 Q: H) p$ ?5 A' A% R' g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: B) o: }) \- x" O7 f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 n! q# ~, g% O
fotograf 20% shorter.. q# S+ p9 J9 [- k# A

' D* [( \; p5 s+ zIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" B1 B" b1 M9 hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 @$ h3 R) U5 l. e7 @& s% x' M$ C
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 d. n( E$ s1 X# G+ nben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 o* e2 R! X5 }* ydisgrasful and it should go away.7 x! e% k7 u& c# M
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 E8 N& Y- L1 M- ?
"z" and "w" with "v".% m- P# c/ U+ b

1 c: u6 g! C- i) H9 q6 t! wDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* u# Z% s1 J- S3 P: g- t2 iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- f4 S$ Q* O1 wZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" W. U( Z9 y2 d* u" k: }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 ~5 X* K3 o' H) x9 Q( kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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1 O  T: c# }# Y5 G4 W' fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 }- `4 n5 r, g9 o/ J2 \1 u
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 k' }: c, x' U2 ]such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! Y# Z: l  b* H5 r' C" l4 k; V* e
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) s* Q1 N! _/ m3 h; }6 Q* j% G2 l9 h
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 C! L. w) m' H

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- H& W  u0 Z3 J9 u8 c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% s$ ^$ W: j( z, {4 p1 l- e$ R
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 j  ^# E& g2 J7 H' K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 J- m. C0 E4 E& y% R: r, d- A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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/ ?8 m* V0 U4 ]1 m! L焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. e1 b) ]& ^) ?$ u. I& ]6 k) H

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
/ u* n: m/ g6 J' `) @惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! u# i* ]* [' t; X0 }/ o8 Z& h- b  B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. m5 |) u/ |0 L+ c
路过,让你们看看我的波
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