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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 Y: x. e; R+ p: m2 s, |6 u
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 H/ d; K+ I+ O& N4 n. d
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% Q+ a% l; k9 b8 }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( n# X: ~9 N7 O9 g5 h- I
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. j% }5 O+ o. N: r/ j
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- Q1 d9 |: |. B0 H' U7 PIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; L7 Y1 {5 `# n- j9 }5 U/ k! f
the sivil servants jump with joy., ~( z. Z, K7 m: X: ?3 m5 T9 m2 E* \

8 b- P: ?" Q/ \+ bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! C4 `. Y- n; d+ X% v/ ~( f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 T- @) ?) S0 j/ b9 v
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2 S1 Y# ~. v, }9 ]There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( N- \+ J- {( i4 s) Htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, ~0 p: m" c* h. E
fotograf 20% shorter.
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( t$ p2 R1 Z3 A5 pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, R1 {6 \4 l7 \( G9 |; B% n$ xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- }0 B( l* \/ @! b$ [5 u# p+ t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ @3 A/ c& {2 A. |ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; d! T5 Z2 W: H; m) {! q/ R7 z
disgrasful and it should go away.
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& x3 J. G7 p5 Y# O* l% p0 q: mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
3 v3 y4 k3 _3 {8 a7 x3 V" o"z" and "w" with "v".* y' I1 y" G7 t. Z2 h* K$ E

+ g/ k$ }2 q- Z3 Z& y0 C2 v+ _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ g, X" {4 Z. e/ N8 _  j' u, z" [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu/ N4 W8 X7 n5 R  ~  U
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  I, t: u- b1 h5 s, o6 z( d
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 k( ~& n( m. |% w$ C- U
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 D9 Y6 |: w, |& D. d" g+ s还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
" e& v  }7 v2 k5 K+ Dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" Y  h$ ^% X% Sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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9 A) ]8 B  J% d3 @/ Y[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 h2 X, v$ F! }+ R* o& `, |; Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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; C3 g& `7 V9 T9 f[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! |3 s7 }5 W* t: F& l- n

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 n6 ~5 h3 s# O; V- j: [: [: D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 G+ ~" M4 \! f6 n" d/ T8 n. h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 E$ R, X9 @- Z! D  G0 e; x
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 V6 N/ w( k, ?& Q# j

( ?3 h7 {( @* B+ N  n! r# W焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; b2 U  U$ W; [/ w9 I9 p4 t; Y6 y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" _$ M* N0 E* g4 y3 X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' e( G8 i) _; ?0 b7 b% I/ A
路过,让你们看看我的波

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