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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 ~* f4 {* H1 J6 a
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  R2 ~( `2 }$ T" D# k( D! a0 q
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. a8 L' e+ Y* r6 n9 }2 `0 e8 O1 xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- B' a- Y* {& `# L2 f# bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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$ Y. X# C) g- s' [! n( JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 X& [7 H3 `" a  Z! s, F( `troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 c, }" U" L9 \* h8 ?% {$ M
fotograf 20% shorter.9 u6 O$ U/ R" f5 T( `  t3 A4 Q* s
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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& x- b5 m- z% i1 A7 GGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 i! S9 g3 p2 e: u& L& G& }, yben a deterent to akurate speling.* @' `# T+ w$ {) a+ o0 E

8 m1 I+ q' z& |Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) @  ~% T( E6 Zdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 D4 u/ X6 I9 _2 m
"z" and "w" with "v".( r2 a' @' a; E5 N, e
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( _. v; l+ P8 G' S
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% u  \$ R- ~2 x# J' h2 g

' e* f9 G1 @4 e& o# k% VZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 H7 W' R8 l9 v3 l: ~% _; Lunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' s; [/ k9 j% gUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* d& V& _7 }1 R+ `6 HIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* ]: p/ y& W# D. ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: D3 R. {4 r8 e. O" x7 b* V( ]

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! ^( g2 `* @9 d. ?  M% `% [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. J+ O% S3 t0 X0 J5 d" G: r
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( o5 J" d. w7 p# `; ?" Y( Y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 Y' X5 \& x1 t8 X7 w
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- ]' a! @5 u( m2 @2 `1 K
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 v: X$ q" z1 ~8 |1 U  R8 o0 Q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- v9 S8 _8 B: {  P* R8 H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' `# [3 h/ q0 ?" P* P1 d; @* G
路过,让你们看看我的波

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