埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1397|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! ]  D- {1 v3 {4 B) [4 M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
' X- v  Y& Y3 j5 @" W, Ythe other possibility.8 d4 c, a4 y6 _4 q- J

( |, V) O& t3 @$ iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# {0 ]; j5 K  L: ]/ p/ H" f7 }
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- J" I, k: u% s$ N& ~
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% {* x  ?. g7 Y' l3 f( d8 {

' J# v$ |5 e* Q4 t2 RIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
6 J# x# T, ]6 f8 H% V  \, Cthe sivil servants jump with joy.
" a: O4 A+ h# ^4 U* j/ T+ s0 n8 P. g3 e
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
0 L" y" r4 [( K6 X' t0 ~konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
$ U. L1 \6 [) I- E: f, Z
9 A2 ~7 `) U6 [: R8 \9 n- L3 J7 v! W' E
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- N: d; ]4 \5 s' x3 O) @# \& wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
) `" D- M) y) R/ |; B$ kfotograf 20% shorter., x0 l8 x, D4 P* U

' M% c: N! u; f& DIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 q" x1 ^2 c7 N: k* y8 f% l9 h% Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
- @/ Z% T' c+ A; Y6 U/ C! A' [* p4 K  d# W" _
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) a) w. {& ]/ V5 C7 o, _0 [3 L% O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
( j, N0 J" c0 U4 I: h$ A! o6 C  t  o
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
, \* _# x4 z) m  b1 ^  h3 p! Tdisgrasful and it should go away.
% |& s$ K9 ~! Z; {4 M. x7 i- _) n0 d
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
3 Q2 d4 Q9 e: N+ D" x3 I"z" and "w" with "v".2 T7 c) |8 m5 i! j( I

5 ]: ]( k- t  m. Y4 g. ^  |( mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* m* y) l* u9 `& s: h  k- r% \, y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ X( H: f8 r/ H9 A; j- f

9 k7 q: |4 z3 b. `2 GZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 h  y/ I8 |4 r2 b
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.- k3 f1 x7 N, ^6 Y4 {5 V; D
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( |5 v7 p( \5 r& f+ g
forst plas.
- N  \3 j# Y  X+ w4 a
8 v$ F  b0 R' {: XIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 Z3 a# y' v% R0 e1 h/ j1 i: }8 n% ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 I' `, _& `- I  T! O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  }+ N6 M& X- R3 Y: zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 D- B8 B, P. I  @$ n

' U3 b/ ]% j. F3 K$ ~5 J2 ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 t" i% m& z5 x- C& a. V2 Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." Z/ G  s( x, `; I* s+ V. Y- N
4 g0 {, h% `: {
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
! @% b1 d7 K+ S) a/ L2 F9 F$ A, q; W

2 {. B2 Q6 Q; k! L0 `% p* R) D" W; Y. Y5 _, a* d" {
               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
4 a3 [( h% v3 a: Q
: m0 U  k- F1 a7 L
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 t2 n& z' o. l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: d1 T  J" N) ^# b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:( c  k2 x3 H. S  l+ |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. F$ @5 I& A- T
你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( R" l  n+ e$ V6 S
3 u" \, _& I# B/ F
焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
6 q' ~( O9 O$ b$ \5 M5 l4 F: O1 I/ a* X! U2 Q0 Y6 }, s9 [" K9 ?1 Z
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' i8 w) C( }8 A0 d9 f
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! O$ k: P8 Y) [  p% v- F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 O! \0 R# x3 U; ?% Z% n8 B, f, S
路过,让你们看看我的波
+ _( {  W" M' C: e, |4 @2 f
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-1-15 03:32 , Processed in 0.115699 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表