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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
. L. j5 P: f- ]; Q5 Tbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 m  @) T- X" z1 T5 B( zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 t: d" e' b: m( C0 w$ b$ k! M( Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- @  `; D8 S6 s/ U2 O) [

) O3 u$ H* V! I0 y+ r" |4 eIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
& g1 O$ D$ C. ]& l1 j1 hthe sivil servants jump with joy., v* W6 s- U* B7 p% s# B

( i- g* x9 ~( P  `The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 Q& e9 ~0 W6 f) q9 X( u8 y" @- Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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$ a9 t# B0 H5 O1 \! bThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! `5 [' Q( B- B* btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 U- a! M/ Q- ^: e
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: F) i0 I+ Z  S0 AGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& @4 d* b& F4 w0 e( F
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
7 D) m3 P& a% R) }disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- I' `# g; V7 }- z1 W9 ]
"z" and "w" with "v".
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3 q, c4 s9 y8 n' r, T& Z" HDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 a+ Z  x: U* A! q5 d4 W* F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 o7 o  R! e# |2 Y4 M# U, k, C

# Y5 }( e4 u- ~7 \* VZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: H- W) ~! F, U" S
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: {' b: U- K8 _0 wUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 k1 z$ E8 A. l& \If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ P6 V" n% H9 r3 k
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 i$ `: T- o; A( zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- `, p0 [/ U/ k; _
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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/ ?1 S+ J$ `9 c- M               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( f+ z3 ]8 a/ u: @  L8 Y
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: Y) y- S; z: q- v/ v, q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ v1 \* c2 A5 K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* X2 M7 l2 e9 @
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ n5 @$ C. ]! w4 f# Q& ]
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!+ M9 J9 b; p5 r& X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- `; o; x8 ]4 a* x0 V( b8 q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; P7 }6 M2 F& I  x% e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' T9 O- ?$ [9 i8 `  a5 Z# j
路过,让你们看看我的波
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