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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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% O3 T0 p% {. [! F- V! CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( p5 `  D' a+ p% M+ [5 f
the sivil servants jump with joy.3 H/ ^4 v: p+ |
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% y' M) S1 C! O" X3 i) x
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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$ }" y3 e/ f6 MThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' i# K; p$ j0 G" B' s4 atroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 @" p" i0 [7 ^! `; N% ?
fotograf 20% shorter.
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" _2 i- q) a$ ?& E4 J) BIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. @6 L0 J3 q& Y8 z. _reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# [% h/ j. w$ E2 S
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
4 ]# D4 U: G" U4 Aben a deterent to akurate speling.
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6 e$ T( _0 Y6 `$ KAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, V. r2 u6 s+ j
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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/ H( u% K; s  @1 {; M7 l4 _' IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 a6 g: q% Q, P$ L, W2 t( G5 {* Fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  o% J/ _" B7 b' k1 d

- ~! j2 t7 @5 c. h. GZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
! M/ u, A) o, vunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- O  t; o6 v7 x. Z# ^- R5 M( cUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 [8 M4 X8 B: A, a' S+ x还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
) C* R+ H* z4 _% xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# ~, M- N1 U( M. J& r3 gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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# b  T  ?) F; z+ z8 [5 Y2 x% T[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  a* h( z5 u. S& _+ G/ n6 p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 q: x5 u# u/ W. \4 {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 P/ z' [8 W1 }- t6 d这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 B, ^7 o; x# F5 a/ q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 H! ?7 ]2 f5 d+ e  R* m6 R
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 H' a8 v! }6 ?1 ?0 k+ F7 C你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 b# ^9 A/ e4 u* B. ]% R3 |
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; Q* x' x' D5 K$ u* w
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: P9 q( J& C- I' C5 f; E6 a路过,让你们看看我的波
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