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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ d0 ]1 g- f; N2 y' `9 Pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 J& K1 m& z# ]- [' w8 s6 G; uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* ^3 z* i. H6 g+ g. a3 T/ X

0 c( `- \# u( ^8 u# }, a3 mIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make. b: I! e5 d  [
the sivil servants jump with joy.$ G- j& s" k1 ~# C1 N
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ N( u/ \, a3 C( w4 T
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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! v7 Q, M3 @/ i0 }In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 ~" N# H" P1 c5 b7 @reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 l! k6 k0 W, l7 n0 A7 l/ kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
) F7 Z7 E' v: B6 ]ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is' o8 {% _4 @0 l
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' X5 g: @5 e2 U9 E& rBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) v8 m, V# y/ L3 q& T- S2 G( A
"z" and "w" with "v".
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! D" B1 n! |6 o6 I- S( R  u' NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 m' J( V# d/ }: S) h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." G* J! F  D+ X8 v
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) {8 o5 \7 \. [; r& C) x3 X$ o
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ N8 j+ ?' g; ?6 ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 k1 t- |  W7 U% o2 S# e
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% v2 \1 l* X! ^: p' n. s
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( D8 l7 s$ u% ?! r5 H1 ]# bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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( g! u; t' a& ~% ]; a               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 X$ s, o. @6 {6 X: A4 E: j
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 Z7 P5 a1 h- U# l5 F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& [7 _( c4 ~8 I; Z: k& |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' ]+ h; ^; d" b3 e; r你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 `1 M  u2 D+ b+ B; m& X
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ f( B# `7 Q& l  A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ I$ l7 p0 z' J5 N; \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. R, L3 _& l( h路过,让你们看看我的波
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