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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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# V/ M, N  t+ U/ r9 k/ tAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ j$ B6 i0 m. L* @& O8 n9 ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 P' r/ q7 |5 L  h3 R3 A' c
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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3 j0 _% X+ E! C$ `' xIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 J" ^1 b& {) ^' B  R- @
the sivil servants jump with joy.4 J! X) H6 a# i5 S: X- \9 {5 z  `3 P2 C
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ `: L4 P: l( m/ [7 y$ l" Z" R
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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6 ?3 M/ C( m9 A) O/ O- ?9 UThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" }# P1 Z# \' j" q! f7 jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: ]% a6 R% p6 _# N: N! B
fotograf 20% shorter.
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# q' Z5 e+ b8 p/ h+ j( j5 W) K3 e4 jIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 ^$ y+ A5 s+ M* ^4 T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 x' N( x) ^; c# L
disgrasful and it should go away.% w* W) U' e; [4 r9 Y

2 _* N' N9 o" h( hBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 ]0 j4 m, N& Y  f! _
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# {2 p5 A5 a: Q
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 I9 {8 N! ]5 j- c6 K! i5 ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.( l/ q) c% Z" J- W. F* L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 {& p' D! H/ Q  }0 M. z
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:, _- O) u* @6 P% I7 O3 y" t5 E; ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: \5 O/ N# U0 H
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 Y# L2 f' z" s! |( y* e  Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ c( x: O, p# x( u

" C( s; y, }$ o! s4 e[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 x: `% y5 F4 W' ?4 z! }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 P4 i6 T4 A# U. z$ K& [
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 @* @2 G7 J+ x1 \4 v0 A这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! ^! x5 |# q% C2 V5 b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  d' y! L2 j, U0 |6 ~8 `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 t& X: O5 J/ i& s2 d
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:( `) ]" ?7 U+ Y, i; i: T
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# R+ ]9 L0 [  j! j! l, u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 l* }5 X# n: e, o
路过,让你们看看我的波
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