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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 ^* }) E9 X' n
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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; i* R  C3 j: W& yAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! b/ V, L3 l' {$ l2 A
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 U/ s; y- Y2 G  F% a
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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( i7 U; O2 C/ ~# R1 D9 X9 @- b& xIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 f. n* I/ e4 c
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) \$ ?3 s1 N. Q3 }+ u1 s% `2 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 S- u& [- d8 ^
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 A$ t! y# ^6 ~5 ?7 C* P6 j6 a  I

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" u/ P  i. U: O$ L! bThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: p" s. T- m4 k5 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
3 f9 _0 A7 ?+ G: E9 R) D* `$ ~+ jfotograf 20% shorter.: A/ R: R: K7 y+ d( C9 @  {& ~8 K

* T- R& J4 V9 U' jIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. x7 V3 t4 O1 d$ J7 L
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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* _2 j- O- @1 n8 _8 e/ K. aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! k7 o4 F! `( d
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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% X4 ?& {' U/ hAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 @' h6 j8 Y& m: j' ~# [
disgrasful and it should go away.9 J) V3 R: e, n

+ C( E8 p% I: U9 R8 Y7 L4 XBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 [% }! Z" n6 ]! E- E
"z" and "w" with "v".7 i5 M: Y# Y3 s: @, K) N
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ S. N6 h7 u" k# Z8 H
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 o- B7 ^$ |9 w6 `; P# n* h! s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 a6 X& ?# E: t' D3 ]3 \/ w% bunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( e/ i. R$ s/ @) b, |Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 r+ l0 y; H( ~1 o
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. m/ x* h8 F$ M; [, @1 D还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( L" H# ]! j; Y1 Y% ~) Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* ~, @3 s/ }, F6 s3 tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% W. s1 ~% x3 K, p  x* J1 R
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 y6 B3 B& K) C( F+ D! Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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0 G) P0 |4 o# `8 U. D[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 K. F1 q  a. C' s5 O! v  G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 O) w1 z0 l+ m. w" [# p9 Y1 I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 E# W# r3 b- F  f. T+ p4 P# `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& l, o% u9 R+ k' p  L你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 x+ {: _6 X! q) L5 o0 Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 u" z5 r3 ?8 c7 u# q' L
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:2 J0 d: N: S, ?; \- S$ K4 z( b( T5 x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ h4 l2 t4 P: ~/ }- F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 `* \6 O1 z' G( S9 }1 O  I路过,让你们看看我的波

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