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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 m& P6 |5 o: |2 G" ]2 U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 a" c! E+ r3 V7 X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ B5 W, k- N( \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ ]/ ]# S2 C8 M. z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: \$ g5 k* i/ [& l

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6 f* P! u7 E+ x% M' g) JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 W( Y/ I1 @8 C" v4 H  Y2 ~
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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3 B2 P- `* L8 _$ XIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' r1 K; p- v  h6 |7 |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 w3 a; {! s5 E0 ^4 U% Z8 R
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; t6 j) l+ F8 \! d4 k1 i+ z0 ]
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% U4 z% ]7 O) \7 u
"z" and "w" with "v".
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# Z) t6 P* @1 `" p8 BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 ~6 ]# ~  E% E5 p* ?
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* \+ Y" \- o7 Y* y% a, f  [
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 R7 f7 ]7 O$ Q/ E* e
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 ]& F6 D* c0 z* R' t$ FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 V  Q! g) m9 u& v. u
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 J5 ]# F, `' a  r9 \还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( E( ^( ]. U$ O; D$ t6 H- F) k# x5 C6 c
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) H6 Z6 @7 P; l& O
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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% _# f0 W( v% e9 L, P. Z9 y) ?5 z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) g, d# v% [7 _5 x8 b% C

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" _0 W0 v5 V, Y- x
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ k! i$ U( E+ Z% e* i! J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 ]3 _- O, l$ _/ z8 Y* v
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; ?3 F! z# |- u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: n8 ]1 y8 J0 o8 |: K
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:& k8 i( m: [' y# o1 i/ Q" V$ w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 ~1 g# ]6 i+ r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 U1 a/ ~; }9 e# q$ T路过,让你们看看我的波

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