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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will, v8 y# S* Y( a! I
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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+ M$ }0 J+ ]+ T2 cAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 L* S  N/ X* C
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 i! W- Z' r( @plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 [7 C& R) \7 L* r' a: U4 C$ E

5 y/ V& r' P: T3 J! H/ YIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
2 {2 ^4 d* E* z6 {9 f% Lthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 o/ O. b1 N& R1 m' y: H3 _4 A: s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" G* W* }& V9 d" R# S3 _troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 a" t! ~' D4 N& \# hfotograf 20% shorter.0 ?/ |5 D# s0 @" {8 ]) X7 g* U2 X

2 z2 X  ?2 y6 k/ f; B$ X1 W6 oIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) L6 X2 ?- ~* ^5 K, I" B5 e) O, b
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 x0 ?2 x  i' J$ |$ ^
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, _/ k0 x( b/ T! C+ P: Z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 d7 t% r0 J& v& Z& d, p2 L

4 z( @1 |9 Q) ]Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. K! {% Q- d0 Z! G" Qdisgrasful and it should go away.% x  z; M+ o2 d4 H4 f0 j  e
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, m, o2 q, [2 F" z; y+ UDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 d* R. V' ?) }! safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 p* f7 d# ~+ h( f+ @, i( JZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; {5 h3 k; B1 B' u
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: V3 t3 L' ]$ K% ?$ s, \1 [
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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2 @9 ^( g* J. j/ P8 [If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" R9 ^1 D* v* s! a还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: s6 j: R2 N/ `+ f6 ?such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; E" q! G; ~* N! d2 Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 G5 Z2 ?4 j1 _

! o# w" T: @( J% D8 W  I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* x! ?! `3 K# A) ?$ A8 ~8 Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 B3 G6 I" `3 g9 f6 u               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 b" B+ |6 f1 w4 N

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 l) |5 E4 G) u1 j
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ y) D8 W, F/ {6 W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* s6 e5 E( X. d+ H5 p; j9 v
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:/ g! _8 \" [3 ^: U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: M9 j( c$ M, u4 |. T* J4 f% m5 s惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) `% U2 @  Z- V  {4 ^! x: `
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 W" U9 ^1 k1 s- p0 x/ c3 ^6 b0 l, p7 h路过,让你们看看我的波

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