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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
0 M  a. _  q0 c/ n# J- y0 Pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 \8 i0 U0 ]6 N( [: ~
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# B" y3 J' W# _& Y  w1 H5 T
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 i2 _* M3 y; \; ]0 k" d
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 L9 c, @* g& n' F- L8 r5 L! T( Y
the sivil servants jump with joy.# ^) C$ Y3 o  y
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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& W# R. Y% a8 h8 g: t# D6 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 E  W  i" _7 `; T" Y, Qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
5 s( s  o# l2 b( jfotograf 20% shorter.: Y) Z. I. F6 c& k) Y! c
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. \* k& @, n0 \% |7 r/ X9 U4 X
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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. N, P7 N" {. C# S2 iGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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$ \) t3 v. M, g; e) N: TAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 @& T) X. _+ w  c+ zdisgrasful and it should go away.
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' X0 U$ P; r: l9 a: G* y% {By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ g: _& P' a6 T1 F' P- a3 C
"z" and "w" with "v".8 _4 `6 B! [. F/ [7 X" _/ I2 H+ L  ~

8 w' e+ I: G8 j$ G6 IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* F5 G6 I, W' a) L/ Qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu1 i* [3 J& u9 [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* a/ z$ w8 K: q, I8 }: g1 |Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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3 H$ ~% }3 Y. P2 M- yIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 u9 ?9 O5 q& @& \" @' v8 A
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ y6 i7 k( i" Q7 b+ p4 |" w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 C+ f+ b8 i# h0 @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 L  g! _. H6 V: Y+ C5 ?2 c

$ u- Q5 x3 M! J1 x4 S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% q7 p6 J/ G$ s  D/ W  B% W, q; C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; }8 W; r" d( P0 l- X- [! g
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: a# @8 e; H' J9 u) \6 Z4 H( L
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ z) u- |$ K) V  q" O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 ?5 g1 l- x  W/ b$ w0 `) ]$ g
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* P) `% O2 i0 F, V0 o7 N& j你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* k( Y  n* r2 c1 P
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  x2 d, V/ }& J6 ~! L9 ?2 q; m7 L9 G$ \) {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( L$ N) n+ G0 ]  P' M2 t1 p
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 U2 n4 {) f! O/ r5 ]8 w# O6 P路过,让你们看看我的波

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