欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 t- y4 \5 m# `" a+ \* T4 C7 @be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
, C$ ~- T6 J* t  k" Kthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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/ B5 W, k- N( \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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6 f* P! u7 E+ x% M' g) JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
9 w# `! N4 F6 k% J3 N  z* Vfotograf 20% shorter.

3 B2 P- `* L8 _$ XIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' r1 K; p- v  h6 |7 |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 b5 k' t$ a+ U: n8 G) wdisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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# Z) t6 P* @1 `" p8 BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 ]& F6 D* c0 z* R' t$ FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
7 J5 ]# F, `' a  r9 \还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; ?3 F! z# |- u你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
3 ~1 g# ]6 i+ r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 U1 a/ ~; }9 e# q$ T路过，让你们看看我的波

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