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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% x+ `* k: P. J, m( b! e
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) Y: j" t: |' t4 l) v. ]spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 O3 ^9 G: D5 r1 P: S' e  i/ Nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! u7 P- e4 c, X1 U5 D/ b" MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 u) \( p+ d# p5 F; H
the sivil servants jump with joy.4 O5 b8 d% F2 c- ]- T+ J5 `0 N7 Y% W
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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9 d/ `' Y3 L$ O; B  vThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# {2 _5 g* `7 X1 W$ I" |2 ?0 R) Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. X: b& y0 r( |% Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! ~& y% k8 `/ d% k1 H: f- kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' P) O# u; W1 }2 E! Z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.  `- }# H( K% @8 R4 F1 l) M

( L5 ~" ?( t  \* S8 FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 ?5 @6 p% S  N
disgrasful and it should go away.. `* B# F% a/ x2 l

0 [: i; D9 \$ RBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) i% ]5 i. R& G# p% T6 ~6 g
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 V; C; T% f/ qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- r2 |# q! S0 M% R' I( J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 c3 e2 D/ P# pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ l5 F' a8 y6 C( a; n+ Junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. b9 C. @3 b; |
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" R9 a5 c$ }1 q$ n' }1 M% ~% K3 j
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2 H! r0 p; d+ ?$ [/ m2 MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' d+ b/ z# m, `2 l8 P( o
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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. u! R0 k8 G3 m1 C* [  cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." F9 v) K7 `. q' J6 Q1 X

$ d0 X# x/ \9 L! c" Y- Q, x- X[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) f! M3 H2 I) v; M+ K
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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# g- D( p2 _# F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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4 a9 a4 s+ s; z; J$ I8 H$ U, g               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. u/ g5 i' i3 M% a& @+ U4 Z$ M这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ B5 c7 z: b1 S! f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& X7 `- I& N3 o7 q: \6 V
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: ]) G+ u" e" w
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% E+ Z1 p/ ~$ d8 k
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; A5 `& @* U3 y; a' k$ {
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:* W, a7 U# F2 p5 z- O/ X
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 G9 ]" X% t; E
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, ~# M# O* r% {- N1 K
路过,让你们看看我的波
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