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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 U1 |3 }0 M7 r/ y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
6 ^3 y% H/ q' \the other possibility.
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& V, C6 @& B# @" RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ S2 v3 \5 Z# @/ x+ a9 Y9 q1 Tspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% }; Y" g. r5 K4 P( Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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& t1 R5 o1 k& P v9 nIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
' \5 x* v/ c: ^2 S) l( C' l/ zthe sivil servants jump with joy.! E# [3 C& `2 _; w8 h
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* k+ C: B$ E+ X* ?konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 e1 X* @0 \* g/ x
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6 ?* l* \2 W# P4 x* lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 O$ }' m5 X' z/ ^0 v2 T8 X+ u
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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% X' j* v5 l8 I& n& ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' ^1 F& v- c! t: W jreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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9 G* o( ^" @! M. @' w5 {. p% _Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% v; i( j% i1 D# s
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- @: `& v0 D# f4 N! V9 t/ k& ?3 {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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. a7 k9 T1 K1 `; n4 PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) ^. e- Q: w, s' y3 n% k( f
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 i" O5 t( ?1 Y' v7 e2 y+ j
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% x% X; [# ~" L8 T" R
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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