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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
/ W6 I7 V5 M6 E' Y& u8 x" {" F% pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' J% A. N- S( k; S6 A
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) j/ h, K+ K4 I- z9 Z8 ^3 wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& i3 q6 y) F8 x, V9 ]9 a8 Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; M# p& G* U$ U3 o  g4 Y+ K
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ Y7 @/ l7 x' K9 x2 ^4 m  |; [
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+ s% f7 w( p! @( O# U+ {There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) w  L9 J: r' ]
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" |8 w5 Q  h/ B. y7 Breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: n/ g$ p) |( r. x
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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) i( G0 P2 Y' `  y# Q9 \4 l3 u; EAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  Y4 ]7 O! f6 ^0 t, mdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 y  ]6 \% H  g
"z" and "w" with "v".. C! ^3 X; O% O4 d  s

0 X6 J8 @# g8 P1 `8 bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ c3 |9 E- Y% A* K& z% `, qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: q! p! X6 c7 E: O$ S6 S8 \
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
4 N. h' k& \* @( @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 S- x' V) d1 u. J! ?* _0 N; f2 [
forst plas.
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7 \# v* v. M6 `+ T* t* _# aIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: D* G) F5 D, k( E1 X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ ^4 s! {% q' h6 g) m$ H8 P3 v0 `such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, Y' i4 B; T1 z4 ^$ ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 H- {: ?( o5 U/ B/ a3 A
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  k* e) ]/ W  V2 Z  [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( k- J8 \( }% A1 Y" d( {/ ~

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& b3 X+ n( {: p$ Q. H+ X2 [$ ?这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' N  A: t% }( L; z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! [) _2 _2 t& j( H) u; x# V
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, h& V- @! N$ G+ I( r- ]你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# j* r( `. y, V3 q* V

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 U# K2 y) u9 |9 v4 I& Y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 l7 x0 k; o/ \* r4 H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 [- i! P! ^1 i( d路过,让你们看看我的波
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