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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: m5 O5 m! Z* V, ?8 W; S; V1 a( w0 }
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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& N% Y1 {6 k' BIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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5 w' K+ l  ~) Z- h2 iIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ b4 k0 `/ C2 k( P% m1 s0 j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: `  \5 c" @0 c: I/ m' o
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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" U# P$ e# f% M4 M9 Q0 q# P* DAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% o/ m6 N! B( M& A! ^7 E
disgrasful and it should go away.
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  m8 n6 H) D0 }4 DBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 P# u2 m( U7 U+ p- V" v% Z  |
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ P- u1 @5 B' N4 x. b( e/ L, x
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" Y: ^' l( `8 P2 n) P8 W& {$ i
forst plas.
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/ \2 g( f: ]+ x# h1 |0 vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' U8 ]; m  [9 Q- }1 p' v6 e% Y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
2 [! A3 {2 V; r$ j+ Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 h! u4 X( ]4 J+ v. o5 A/ h9 |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& _; |, y" d6 ]- {/ r
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ o6 I8 m4 O( t/ |1 q* I3 m# ?
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- g" N( ]2 c9 A3 B, f这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 H6 W% j, B. I/ j2 A  F! u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 \+ C: r4 q# Y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, i  T% l; y" k( o' s! l' D7 q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:0 C$ B4 p: o7 R: w0 S, q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- J8 w! Q7 w3 d7 `( w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! E! B) n- \5 v: k! X* z# f; D
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ u- E; R; C, |* z) Q9 O) C
路过,让你们看看我的波
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