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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will) G. f/ r0 Z8 M3 b
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" D# H( h" G  l, z3 x8 s
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! K/ F2 [- s/ p: Y5 q1 U( A
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 ~" g$ E# _  l
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ f& e% C6 m4 r
the sivil servants jump with joy.- U/ L+ ]6 v) z2 f4 c

3 j/ t6 T5 Z9 k  x1 F# oThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' h6 k0 W' Z& c2 ?
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.7 S6 M! s5 B- w3 n5 S; b7 l0 ]
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' M5 Y8 N6 {" hThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% F8 O( s( u' F. `+ Q! k9 htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
7 Z/ J' x- }; r) Kfotograf 20% shorter.( X  ^3 H; i  J7 g

) M8 Z0 T* {& ^& z+ ]' JIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# l5 E/ v& D' f- p
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ Z% ]& X' L. E+ W
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& G. q/ K, G* }1 c
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 ^" o% J0 A) O
disgrasful and it should go away./ i/ @/ f+ [6 f# f

+ y3 _" p. C4 G9 g% y4 C; M' oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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/ P$ B2 b" T" bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
7 f8 |0 \5 [5 Uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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1 r# \1 V5 E8 B9 e& k9 T& A* lZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  Q* x' [4 d' B4 l1 Aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! W. R3 e; w( W2 L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& q  }; G1 _2 u$ x. I
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:) l- S# F6 P+ d- ^1 y  G$ G
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:, }: h, w8 c, ^1 l) I
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 p7 A7 t3 E/ z
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- d! A; c) B! V3 l

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& E+ l9 v2 [; n0 }- Z& b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" u% j/ @. x9 h7 u  w- T! }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:( u8 g; l1 q4 G' ~
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ W4 c, k& h4 l* V
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 x* j( g5 C, m: K* }" u/ Y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ ~. ~2 p" Q# p# f& b9 J  s7 s5 q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( A! ^% u* H3 e) v9 V! O
路过,让你们看看我的波
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