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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
9 ^) L, e1 ?; k' m6 |2 zbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was4 B5 _) K" K8 L- `' ^8 ?- o3 }2 i' r
the other possibility.
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* q: f' U' @! dAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 d4 `0 C# u4 C4 Y. F4 V
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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  j4 a3 H% h, G* u4 g" hThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 ]4 }; p% q/ |4 F
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: Z4 H# _, t; f7 C: A2 l- C4 k4 U

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* f  ?. y) P, z: R' d* k' `
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
6 }8 h' k! x6 H) Y& W6 z7 _/ Gfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 Y9 x# S* e7 r' D. T5 {reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* {, D8 P1 }- X2 w( v3 t: S
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  j. @. S" \) P0 g
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& B; a9 F0 b/ z2 t  }
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# ]5 F& M' `/ ^& s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 V* f$ Q6 z. v2 ]4 v8 s6 H4 {4 C( D
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& v+ y4 @9 C# Y' x5 m
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ Z/ X! X( m/ D% Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  h3 {1 o% K) g2 g
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# v6 q# K  y) Z+ {* [1 g
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 N2 G% Q3 p$ f( G" t

# I5 s5 |% _8 h: p0 `+ l[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 v( b' c6 H! Q" U% H4 M2 P  T* B

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( J" v# L! x; a2 E7 H
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 e3 [* ~$ q, `& u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 {0 H" x+ u+ Y6 T+ a
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; O. E' d& _$ b% s6 k, O/ v" P

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! y4 e8 m' n: A" w# |( I& s
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 E/ B9 J$ q( G0 _4 A
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 p4 B* l& _! C# d+ _3 k0 y4 ?+ P7 H路过,让你们看看我的波
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