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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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8 t' Z3 I" |5 E2 c- EAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
2 e9 i9 s3 {; espelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 K1 V/ N+ l* g. Q/ G3 bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# K" Z$ H/ ~9 H. i, J* \
the sivil servants jump with joy.3 [2 ]5 q; g! m/ l* b

/ X1 _- H% o. ?. {& `& D: x: m1 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ D2 H; t6 g: B) L2 j7 T
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ y  l- {0 Q0 U$ h- l6 J. C
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+ s" m0 C/ w, I/ lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( V/ \  X% t5 l% s, Rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" L- M  m: h0 }0 h) l# [; a% O6 U/ o/ h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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7 i4 F) e4 i) O: v$ ~9 TBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  `* P% l- m/ H
"z" and "w" with "v".
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# v+ [- C8 l. D. `# yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 J* ~/ p, n* g  f" o& O: ?& X$ t8 [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ M1 z2 b, ~3 k4 _/ }8 h
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 X+ p1 W- H( Q6 I. @& U" E& u
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 d# ]- c( q. O8 ^/ j
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  P" g( z3 G0 j4 G) _3 Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! E8 `8 O3 D" ^' n) ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* C( H$ |, l& K
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; L8 d  U8 D# m& g  Z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 W! J" k7 O5 P, j, D. a( \/ M5 P) W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 \9 d( g; y1 L2 N
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 ?: X$ b9 r; [6 I2 S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ r- Z+ \9 r0 ~$ ?/ t$ t% O
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ z/ v# l( y4 k. q" B

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
. T: V0 v2 H$ }0 J( o4 }惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* @! }! s+ X+ i. v4 Q" U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 [% x9 U3 l: d0 @8 I  I) X$ {2 w) @
路过,让你们看看我的波

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