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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( U! Q% X6 Y: I, F" I9 f
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ o; R& Q, y  W+ I. ~plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ m2 }) L3 `1 B! y  m" R
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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* V/ V5 m& V. n2 ]$ tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ Y1 H7 y: N! [' T5 M& B' a' c
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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* A; m! @  I# ~3 X& r; {. a( PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 y, W6 o+ s/ R# b9 Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 M; x$ c6 \: _* [% RIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 o+ G) z* A; ~) Hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 S9 {1 u! O: U$ @7 E. y9 s" kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& U- E9 [8 v" S, A  Z! W. s
ben a deterent to akurate speling.' K4 F. Q5 K. x, U: c; _

/ z% c6 o% I: L5 _3 LAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
* @3 N0 \2 W+ y2 S. o% Hdisgrasful and it should go away.5 ^) z* Y% `5 e" e" K) N" {/ }3 A/ e
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( |( Z3 g1 a/ |  jafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 A& n! r8 p% ?8 a1 Y0 hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& w+ j( U# }1 S5 ]6 @' D0 A( ~understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; v0 ~; s7 ^9 m. T6 u/ W( jUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 _8 h% G7 d; a/ l
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3 ~" }: j: ~) Q5 ?/ d3 TIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' ]8 S$ x- L9 Q8 P  w: J& h0 H
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 H6 U0 M$ r! H! D5 S3 Z1 G( n& d$ ~8 qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' B: I  E9 J$ D1 g2 l/ G" H/ o3 T$ mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 q  {' O, ~( }) y( Y6 K# u9 N8 U[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 W- P# ^( M3 u7 ?2 j/ b" T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 b+ s7 W+ n% @6 W
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! F" }  u! i6 J

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& ^- B( [: ?+ U这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 \) r) u3 h# S' s: Y! j4 K3 v好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% f/ p5 C7 B* l3 O" B% }- u$ K3 }
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 E- S- s7 F( N& h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* W8 Q5 j5 G: G. V/ v3 ^
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:6 c' T* X/ D; a4 j! c+ U/ ~
路过,让你们看看我的波

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