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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* J# L$ A% F  m* b  O
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ d- w$ u. A: x! P6 g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' K! G" p+ y  H0 V8 u  r! P8 w
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! l( S/ {$ U9 _# |  t
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make. c7 Y. C- ?) l2 P: p
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. [' [: ~. Y- [" X
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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4 M9 o0 H5 a. E- l7 nThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 ~& b  ^/ S7 f7 e+ k% `2 A
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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1 Q+ a9 s$ f$ M( AIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( c6 N% X& S7 n) I5 {' [
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( G+ J5 P3 x0 M/ V
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 X, [2 k# c# E) W& t. y! {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 C& j  P0 g/ B4 v% [4 `+ s- n2 G# a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' [1 I' B& ^+ i. K4 ?) x7 E

- O6 f6 _: A  k, H9 h1 WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 y! |1 O& s( g4 G7 ^9 R) y6 C4 C; H
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% I9 }/ G( q0 F2 \7 x1 C+ PUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# j8 `/ p, Q2 V& M! v" w' ?- l
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5 f- M- s/ ]1 e7 b, o" X: N8 nIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  K3 R# E6 m3 K/ W9 k: T  S+ z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( ?0 ~# g( [# ?' D: Csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 w: x, Z! Q2 y( O! [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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/ ?3 r, z. G* D0 I, ~( Q9 O5 ~[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& k* E6 ~* V( f. q) u& _& J
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- H9 u7 _4 _& C/ H4 p这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ s9 A3 d7 [9 s+ o" J; ^5 U
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. H& j. O7 o' X0 p1 Y- _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 H0 c5 l# L# K( |" d2 M9 z$ g你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 Q: G+ y8 A: M$ s$ {8 t
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) L/ n% s1 I- E& P. l& i: \

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% v3 B4 I" j0 F惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& l+ P! f; R  g' ^) ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  G; b/ P9 m; Y8 X' X# M路过,让你们看看我的波
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