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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make. v- Z- V+ ]. W, G# C
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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5 R9 ?0 j% a% C) i) {: n& kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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& a) _( \2 M5 X, ~1 GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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# \: y. E0 B9 Q, b& V4 a5 FIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to5 b% ]7 i" P2 S, G
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& c9 z3 y) D6 O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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6 c. s! d# u3 p1 z" ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 e3 j3 l4 j  l. c6 [
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# V9 d1 p8 h5 i% }' j  K
"z" and "w" with "v".% V/ t+ c/ d3 b0 k/ l( Z
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 @5 O# `' K# Bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 S# c3 ]; `8 W0 M; V! u4 q

* e: s: p' V: M- h8 K* iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 i( t7 W- e. v. K" q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 X- r4 f( R( W" y' z4 f1 b
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 n: ]. f7 v) }4 ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 ?" ]0 u. ^6 W+ }$ X: F
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, n8 r( {; n' u+ ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( i6 j8 m, K. _4 S! S
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ V2 x; t- S. r  W! M7 _) x

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" |# I2 @8 b+ g" `% e* c               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 c! R  p5 p) u4 r# B/ Q
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* p8 ~5 z; u, U: \# u1 _
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 R- k7 l% z3 o0 L) v
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ F. X4 u/ Q* L8 W7 I* O  w2 A7 X
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 ~9 \% W0 ?% N, j0 ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ Y1 O6 N# ^5 I- p% e1 Z6 l- p) R! }路过,让你们看看我的波

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