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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will5 n1 b, s) F9 j" A
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' {7 N9 |/ \+ X/ ZAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 P' y, T/ {6 Y. ?6 q) f
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 u6 r: A+ n# p8 P' ?
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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3 @3 U+ c% k& L/ K$ y- m/ N  m: `In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% I  U( S) r2 _$ ^0 A5 V
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& \4 _/ r# c2 ?5 I
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: |# F8 W" h1 e) I: y9 N
ben a deterent to akurate speling.  ^: w7 |4 Z  _, C  [
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 @; l- Z: _- h9 x* s( K) Y& m; ~
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# u0 L6 v3 o5 k% r$ d
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- s1 q) O. I1 P2 N$ i
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 _8 o! Y6 m! _# r( HIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 d/ Y2 ]4 r0 R. V还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 G7 T5 u6 e% o4 C. n) r- ?
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: X& \: p+ k( D+ x4 i6 @
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ s+ q0 k* A0 c/ D  M. ?* [
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 R9 L' P1 J3 f& a6 w+ Z+ W! _6 ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# R! `& \) d3 A: Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 h( @' B- k4 H; F# V; B: [% r' _; D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, s3 J& A% c2 _6 M+ N  w你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) F; h& Z- V9 r# S* k) P- G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ |3 u+ r, s& H6 ]9 J9 ]  [惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ [% H+ U) O/ i+ b1 V3 S$ N2 T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* c9 L, M! d- c% t* A1 l
路过,让你们看看我的波

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