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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 ]; {! K2 A& `/ O# G
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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6 K$ ?( P1 [* N8 XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# R- X3 e( m6 g2 U# g+ w/ Xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* R/ P9 U& i0 I, r1 M9 o4 [plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 m% j% g5 H- m2 X6 h

* W: M8 d- e6 x9 t: j) `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
, R/ Z) x$ r3 }6 _the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- O9 R# z% G5 G! J" D( p9 w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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5 l! o$ V( N) q0 o" sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 O# [1 r6 O8 c- F; [& P8 [% [troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ F- P4 S! d; N8 D; l7 W
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 V% s7 X! o6 l) w* ~9 a" Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# h6 i5 g4 C2 c4 K! U
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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3 a$ O* W0 _9 ?& R3 gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% L" ]& X8 S; zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., b5 T, c+ E' \

+ m7 @) Z; X# S( VZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
' {. }5 ]. n: _. f7 f! n: ~. [7 Eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! k( `( y3 W" Y4 `  A, H
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: p- n2 X4 [* m* l
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# C2 s/ A0 s7 ^9 L# W! v2 {If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& j4 x2 n/ o# J2 R$ b" H% j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:) x  O( G" h0 t2 g$ p4 \
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. Z( u; R: f' d4 odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% [/ `7 h0 O1 D- Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: C  B9 z1 `% J2 ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ n/ w: f$ x9 R/ t  z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( ~9 b- Q8 k" x  @9 `
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 t6 `6 X9 j7 k' ~8 L) O+ [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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# }% ?& Y" U) ~7 ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ Y& X- F  E9 A" Q% ^. f1 l+ `- Z+ ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 H" L# G9 w3 ]! ]- _$ h! K, `) b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 i8 |1 _& I7 y9 ?* S% I路过,让你们看看我的波
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