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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ \  d( V& X+ R7 |' f# V" U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 E2 z0 l( V6 s. k; q, v- S* j3 O
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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. Y# e6 F  @$ W* \7 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 T' C4 D+ ~: q3 ]7 u3 C' Dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) o; C1 }) @1 D
fotograf 20% shorter.* k( n" E: K! V/ W7 Y
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ t* z" C( u" x9 D
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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; {0 _+ Q, \7 x6 u  FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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3 C& y) d# d( O: ~0 tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 `: d% I% z2 ]2 B7 O2 m; S
"z" and "w" with "v".  f# ~, E8 V) o  [' m1 F
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 n/ m" V4 I+ P1 n2 @* Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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$ i: ]% s9 @3 x0 ?. vZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ O2 N* `4 H, s8 eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ C7 F5 [1 G% c( v/ X3 O* V
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. P  z( V+ U* F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% d) e  z8 M. ?. \& Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 X; T" k  z; V
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
. h. R0 L' C' r: ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& P& P* j, s8 H8 z6 V0 b5 D
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# `) x8 {% F) B$ W4 a# D, S
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ Y( }5 z$ L( X8 ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" c6 h+ X/ R3 p* Y- K你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. P2 x: F; `9 ~( c$ n6 }" Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 m7 W9 e  X# N惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ j2 g1 t. V/ [$ Z6 D! G( x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* `+ V3 v. _* n/ X& C. p7 M路过,让你们看看我的波
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