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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 w/ ~; s8 w; C( g( V4 @
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: K$ z0 O5 |5 [3 S4 w$ i  x7 p' T( ?
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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2 l0 e& _" K, j) W) y; c* }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
8 W7 p- @, G7 {3 p$ Dkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 F% M4 b% w3 ?; c9 F, S- v
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ p% d* K6 u! b
fotograf 20% shorter.3 V" B5 q) M) C1 J
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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) d4 r; u* Z; T4 |) oGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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2 w- P- t' P) o/ H( C1 PAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& @4 u1 j# I: D  t8 T* \
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( Q2 D2 T* a+ {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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5 t2 D5 L4 j7 \; lDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 G3 b* e5 y; a# m& y* v+ J$ `
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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, {. y3 w& ]7 Q) _( fZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 m/ u8 N/ J6 `6 Z9 wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ J% L5 N2 O2 e  ?; d& Y' ?* M+ Z& Z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 A% N8 P4 F1 a+ F2 ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! Q# q$ C# B0 `# p' zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 S0 |- d9 L  q; }- j8 \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 U8 K! e" m% N  w$ y; X
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; b& `$ ]& t6 p: L3 m, v7 udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, f  P" M0 u% G  [: P这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 s2 O' q/ l$ B( p: `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 A+ y. Y9 }1 k( ?0 @
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: U* n6 q( w8 n+ j# u
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& u- i1 a" W) B( j% G( ~: b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 O  e! t3 J* g! Y9 d0 _0 N惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 Y% D7 M9 M) `$ O  L9 E( K( h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, |9 I4 _- L( u9 Z% A& L) `  B* p
路过,让你们看看我的波

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