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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
" h7 i/ F  Y$ x4 Wbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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2 X0 V6 @1 v; m  ~4 F7 WAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 _6 {& T' \, U. [5 _
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! x% v% o; |, s9 t
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! H& t5 A: Y( {% I

2 K' e( A- G0 h5 z% b5 G  c* _In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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6 X) F( q1 Z" ?( r) ^9 X- M# U: |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 z1 M0 e. m2 F8 Z1 w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" b+ `. W' G3 d6 q$ w
fotograf 20% shorter.4 o2 G# s# \, ~

" n0 M3 p1 K: P5 C) Y& tIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 \8 m: c, H- M* d
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 d4 ^  p- R' }& R* xGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( c) {4 m( y5 I- Xben a deterent to akurate speling.3 u+ w7 @9 R2 W4 b; e" A

2 A* l7 d8 \' Y- _3 _/ K5 J' fAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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5 _+ a7 J3 P; V: U2 e6 a' qBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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. j) D, `6 @; Y/ FDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* Z, N( W0 G7 L" E+ Y8 {0 ]after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) M. A1 \# m% U2 U- i2 s1 f) T

( n# W" L  r' [" b# o  EZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
' |8 ?6 V/ n  \9 ~understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ O7 b- b: X" ^+ yUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( I' j. ?4 I0 l$ c
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ Z, g5 U8 X4 ?" a! n
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ |. P2 S; {+ b: k4 }( ~6 i& J
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  E4 A* ~* [1 N4 |! C: j6 c
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) \3 B) L, \+ V, G' X/ f+ G

0 |2 o5 L3 {- Y: H2 J2 x[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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/ G! b: l" |1 b5 |  M  ~               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), k+ F+ z5 q  U5 X1 a0 C$ P* c" ^! r
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- s; G# w' I! T% [5 E. ^这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  ]* I* Z; f) O1 n$ ?4 @, E* X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 }4 B& u! q; x. Y4 q( I7 X
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 Z1 w5 y7 Y9 ~! w2 ]) j8 ]: l1 C
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 n2 x$ I  `. O" T' J惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ d) q% e: Y8 B* Y( o  n0 c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* o7 G7 S# J# d0 W* g1 R; M路过,让你们看看我的波

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