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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.. `* D6 ~) z8 o: [6 @" \$ t; A
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 {0 |1 t) L) o' @( _spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, h5 p% P3 Z$ Q4 H, Q4 l" D% _: f
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".( i4 y1 y2 \- z4 D3 f5 z- Q" f/ Z
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 L. w5 ?+ _4 S8 K2 L  n
the sivil servants jump with joy.6 G' w$ d" e8 C, l& x

1 L- X7 S* R: q; [9 ]The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up9 I1 f$ t( H6 M. `# ^
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! D* c" s0 k0 L
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 s- Z: k5 C) }9 M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 k+ p* t/ U$ X/ q. |
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.7 M) S, `6 {4 S; U3 B8 ]

3 _2 X; K. ^1 x+ U' N7 dGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always% p5 e& ]7 l6 m( i. b
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% b! H* R" }8 B" U5 _/ y
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 y8 |3 p/ f, _% G, r+ G
disgrasful and it should go away.. \& E% F6 o! Z/ Z
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- F" d3 O& a$ I
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and; [* P- `" E& M1 x
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 y' d) ]1 {  s/ eZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 L, {3 L, l- c9 {$ f/ Iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 a& C; Q  U! {2 {Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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$ U7 z" c- r! FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( u% e& ^( v( D$ f5 o6 @
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 H3 b* u( L: ^) W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 Q: l, k& a/ }( z5 P% @0 C' X+ a3 ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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# X7 K7 t/ p0 v- ?( [/ \               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" U- q9 n. u* I$ Z: l
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 a) R+ _, p# [$ k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 K2 A4 S1 G) s* Z5 z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 X8 A8 J2 U. W0 r1 J4 H你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 R: l: a3 @0 Z) t1 O7 e
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: u1 o' T) g( G4 m
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! j& u- w( f$ H
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ f4 R6 b& F2 z3 a! A; Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! y) l) |" G  _4 C
路过,让你们看看我的波
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