欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

; I8 j' z( [" V6 eAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

4 u  v( }- J* b1 ?! f0 UIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
6 W4 r5 \) Y- ~# S# \& C. M0 c7 Fthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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& g" q0 v. S! \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


1 [2 e# A3 [& O3 U8 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, X( `. L: z! x: btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: |$ P* S! ]: R8 [6 B  y; ?1 {% Y( Ffotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
* ]/ Z  I# x9 Z% G$ _disgrasful and it should go away.
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  }' e$ ?( m9 s7 }By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 Q, _- ~! y3 m7 lDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% [6 [+ \" B: K" \1 v1 IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
& v6 O  p0 W( {, c  p- l) \forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
0 [! w$ ?0 `% D4 e5 z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  z. a' B' K! t# D: P3 Q: bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 h0 A" b! Z$ M7 ~9 }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

, z; ^; F6 D4 a[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, q" a% B8 u: r( ^: n8 k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
" X# a! B/ p: r. [5 j6 |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 s8 t  v9 y% \( s' y" D4 P1 `) c5 j路过，让你们看看我的波

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