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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: W1 @0 ?% ?& H/ c) M4 t( @" f  T8 q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' O7 m9 [; B  e, l5 x0 PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; K' T6 |& h: G
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) k0 |" e& A# k: T
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 |3 i6 n: r; B% `' ^# S
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 m/ m4 A0 ]( a) g4 C! A
the sivil servants jump with joy.7 a- S5 H& C& w- I* G9 j' N! d
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% [2 Y1 K, M8 y0 ?* W7 l7 i
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 s% g7 e( v6 ~6 z% p' p8 P

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. n8 t& d, i  f$ r$ \9 D3 R; XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& i5 v2 Y3 {$ Z7 itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
. g& Y( [; H& K. t4 ]fotograf 20% shorter.
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3 R! G* l1 {+ ]/ H: gIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 J1 I2 ~% F' S! A* w2 I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 @  v; `' G4 B
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 q4 g% N$ r& L+ d2 w' J
ben a deterent to akurate speling.) ?) G7 x4 C6 u6 f
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
/ W) R* A& F% {"z" and "w" with "v"./ _! D* j7 Y, _
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% j, g2 P% B5 Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 ]- T1 |' @9 B4 X
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) r, x$ S" O9 b5 S! @& u
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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  }& G$ c* s( C; M$ K& o) NIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ F- R  f1 B4 g9 @7 P7 @$ a
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  E" l9 p/ J; a, q+ P) [# U
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% k2 {: i- n* a7 p- D

  d, K& G7 v; U' h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ w) b( c1 X/ s% Kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ a1 F# C! R% V* R0 m% [
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); e4 O, M' h# v. A% g# i
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 j+ y6 R- V9 t  Z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 [! N! l' d9 z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' u% Q/ z* c. A8 P8 w( R: F6 S你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; A/ G0 k$ t2 R. e

$ Z% A- J) y* L2 P6 V# \5 J焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
/ _- }+ _* M* d; g惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 M3 y% m- M* |好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 z1 Z9 Q) Q* Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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