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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
8 ~( F0 ~% O0 W4 h! c3 R% {be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was, h; l$ H3 q- r9 [! o+ }' J7 Q* U  v
the other possibility.
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( W" p) ^2 I7 l/ n, f0 D/ uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ F2 ?( D! _, v6 \% dspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- J0 J4 U# d1 |
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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+ \2 K. m  T' D1 M5 ], v  m& }In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
$ e" B, e0 `* m0 Uthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up) w" n7 e2 M  G" D5 G5 q; U
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 q/ K2 ~6 }0 c6 \  V
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# }: X; B, J- Q5 tThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 W8 W! i4 @  D8 A7 Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 K' _* l. x9 W' v$ F/ l$ X5 ]
fotograf 20% shorter.
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' m: s8 w' B: C% C) B! nIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 k+ ~3 n1 q# yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 q) H0 V/ |5 I0 \+ T* j( ^3 ]0 n
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 j/ h! D8 [8 q3 C# T7 p1 r$ Eben a deterent to akurate speling.; B* h. @* Z: g& {6 V

' [# e9 Q, s: K% s* j, YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
- ?1 I9 O; x; Q5 R# p* Pdisgrasful and it should go away.
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$ d7 e) u- A- L2 h, {7 d" wBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
$ i' R' S0 b; V0 |"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 a3 M4 V8 k' N1 s) d. b9 h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; i3 O9 r. ~' |7 ^
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* U- i4 r2 K4 m, ]
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* o+ I) ~8 F0 x: f, `8 I+ t
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- k2 m6 C; x0 X; D/ @such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 A! C, {- B% g, \! T1 {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! c1 ~* q# Y( w" F$ sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ y* b/ w- x+ I+ G+ ?0 p" H* i6 l
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' s. x8 a: c! r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) v  B7 N+ q2 o4 B- e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 r% p, P+ I/ L
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 O, A- }' B' Z2 j/ X9 B
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!, {5 I1 C" v9 F' [( f

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( L" G( D, a! w8 }+ k6 I! ^惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 {: X2 v9 b1 L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( M$ D- e4 A4 C/ Y  q路过,让你们看看我的波

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