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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: `0 Q* ~5 C& r- i) ?* E0 }* q
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
0 b' J- E" b6 S; N6 _- {) Jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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, D1 W8 Z# O  v. U+ Y9 r3 ^( lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! ~: }8 Z3 s* B9 g. R/ K( H# a7 H
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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8 g: K$ @/ b+ L& v0 a& t( F; B; u' hThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 J2 p7 v  Z5 [. |& `1 Z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 z+ R6 R" Y* I% }
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4 ~+ B3 W2 g0 a: [7 h& OThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. ^! G0 `5 g$ N4 [" y: ]troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( e6 i+ ^% I9 S: N5 k8 g
fotograf 20% shorter.
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7 }6 ], t* x1 J. N8 S6 V' jIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) a- r: p  B4 l+ o1 T0 }
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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6 r. W4 {4 \0 I0 oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: D6 o  Y  p7 r: oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. ^, w! ?$ x& \& \% ?. V

( J; N/ n) q/ sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( f# w& S+ S9 [* [4 O- [6 z) l8 Y8 uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ z& S" t& n2 I4 p1 l: aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% P( J# {& O3 L/ k8 E
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% y7 x5 N2 z( X- D. y$ G8 C) J+ O& _such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% k% u0 @; m0 E( F, ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  i8 i% w; v2 B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ Q+ c0 m' U( g& ^. s
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& }" d8 J0 }6 W6 h, t这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' ^! M1 m5 k4 _8 m2 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* r0 o+ o3 L) |! |0 a  u: C

  Z) W( T: P( B  b焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ Y  H, @* f8 X9 j3 ]* \. M4 K' g
路过,让你们看看我的波
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