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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% b/ l/ G2 q# i- a/ W6 e  L- W
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# a& I, R4 i9 p  y  n. O
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 L% m0 F1 d3 Y$ E; h% d6 r; P# W
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter." q9 V( `" m. W. p5 H' x

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2 k4 x5 c( a7 q7 WThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" V6 |1 l+ T. K5 h4 k; i
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' y( D8 u7 S: ~
fotograf 20% shorter.+ C& s' Q* F6 V8 ^

  k/ U. X# \# n+ A. h8 `5 ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to5 _9 J- o$ v6 k. ?/ X
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' i+ m( H/ b9 {9 y1 M. A1 U% _
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 q# U% ~) _; [* n- \; |
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ j! |$ P, x- J$ X( L$ h; @9 R
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 F/ g& ~  b# }% ^disgrasful and it should go away.( s9 c. E+ ^: `7 b3 H

6 Z9 ~$ o- p4 }8 lBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( q4 {; C/ k: E8 I8 ?
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( d$ y: X- s3 W1 }. L( ADuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. R) m+ R4 W) V( Z! s4 ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% }/ F5 H3 o) j
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, {' E" ^8 S. b; p5 C! N5 A
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 e  F- |4 u  b' q4 p
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# `7 H* S" Z, P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., c8 L/ X0 b/ v
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:8 Q* M' b6 G3 ?6 M& I/ J8 b! ]
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# H, v" n) Z1 U! |( O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 b  o6 d5 r4 p% s/ L' e, j
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 p6 }; t1 d' P/ T6 C! W" _
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; T# T+ N1 w7 [" z9 l
路过,让你们看看我的波
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