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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  k9 p. X4 H$ N! B$ X; vbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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1 x6 m' l' g9 [- @As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 D1 a" q" D5 t+ W0 p* l: hIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 [: [8 Z* }1 W2 n  V* s
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 H' @' S. T# j+ O
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 L: ?8 `2 T' R# {$ ]4 ]7 M; `: j
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; s- x6 n4 a& t3 m( V; Wreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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$ \* Q( ^3 b$ t/ kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ K$ a0 N" e  O; ^ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 p- c- {% C: g4 \
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; B0 T( o8 x3 v; r/ u( P
disgrasful and it should go away.2 B8 K2 u9 e9 Q9 h3 T- M! P
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  ?9 v8 L4 {. _7 C3 a0 f
"z" and "w" with "v".
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! n: `8 S; _5 u$ M( SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ }! k2 e4 G/ }! P. m0 q* F$ k
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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$ U6 T: V/ W8 H8 _1 C, S$ QZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  Y, ^  ?, L2 t3 y4 @8 \: G7 Q9 f
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.2 A+ I* [8 n5 _2 K1 y  b
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
; I' Y" v& y; F- P4 w  A8 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ r; A! I9 {9 w! Ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 m5 x+ a/ F5 G, f: |5 U. L0 X
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ c* a2 r4 A4 j, k3 rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" f+ u2 {* C3 Y; w
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" h+ d; _) A& J& ?  a- Q3 e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 [7 t( E3 R; L0 C8 M% X- u* h) E% W
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( J5 j0 F0 _; X
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; {# K: i$ }3 A% _8 L

8 v! e- ^# P$ d& A  @% }- E焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 K* D( }9 E2 ^/ O
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- y3 z  a& K2 d/ N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ t/ w8 m" `" c  w0 v( q4 G- \$ D
路过,让你们看看我的波

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