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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- D: j2 v1 c1 F+ f! O
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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& S" N% p5 A( b$ UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 A5 B: i- J! ~) k; U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
0 X1 K2 n1 p3 z/ K4 S. Vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 M) c) \$ ~% V* a6 h
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, h; I! j9 o6 y4 w: e1 G) d2 W
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 V/ Q& u5 ?; ~
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 ^2 }+ Y3 L7 V6 Y  f: {8 c
fotograf 20% shorter.( g1 z2 s* U9 \/ q& f
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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- P( C& Q& L8 Y6 S8 i, p% vGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
4 h4 b9 o( x5 a4 B/ hben a deterent to akurate speling.; n0 R7 z4 I8 m/ R  d

% c9 b% \( d+ L' `Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
1 g- o: @4 K1 ~+ H8 \disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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6 Z5 h+ ]# b9 ADuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( ~; p. a) \1 x+ F4 I
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., I/ W: P% I$ G3 K6 l

3 w/ x8 k, s) ~5 k) vZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 }6 d7 }* _* e+ a5 M# sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& }1 B+ ?+ ~: {$ f1 e3 {" k/ ?
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ g3 [9 F; i4 L
forst plas.5 y+ |4 {4 f1 o. k$ Y' v9 ?
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. k5 a1 n* \; i0 o+ P8 @# W. B
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( E7 H! g4 D+ ?such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) N8 g8 e2 l- R! c/ R6 o& W' Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 Z8 y2 q: n3 O( [" M( Q( o
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)7 a! C( S0 F& X" C& y$ g

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! J8 j; F) F4 o- x2 H" G) w$ @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 L5 a, `! i& H2 v/ r+ j2 {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; H" T- |1 L" _+ Z: B2 H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!' Q0 r) P; f+ }

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 _0 j, F. Y7 Z/ w% a* r7 X
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. _: M% o3 @; S5 w; |* A7 }& R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* \. L4 ~6 l: _路过,让你们看看我的波
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