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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 Z8 X3 _. C) @8 R  e% W/ p6 z5 W; F9 l
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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3 q( T; v& ~) ]. Y- l: ?+ eAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, Y" p$ _6 h( `8 t
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 P' H( W6 N. X. Y# R: J5 Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 n4 S; g1 k8 _9 LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 @  a0 D5 D& o1 o$ ]& J+ T+ g
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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+ D: }7 e+ O+ {; L3 }' gThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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% U! R4 S% Y& L* ^) e# P' FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% y4 W, s/ u0 C* u! H
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- p$ |% n4 ]) W( L" H
fotograf 20% shorter.
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6 M& k; W7 A9 cIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: D! e) x$ j+ n: O6 l: b4 nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.; c% w! [5 @: u2 @- o! c8 h2 K

7 ?! |* X" d$ {1 c5 g) eGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ o# b6 L( A) u0 d* `, a. hben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ E& X; u0 h% k1 m7 L
disgrasful and it should go away.1 i! E' y: T; ^3 U/ U0 }
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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  X$ l- B/ \- D+ t  IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
9 L- q! C% O0 U' C3 Tafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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2 k; |* q% v" s4 |Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 K5 H; _" {' t- c! y& [7 k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! ?: }- y: n1 |4 {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* o+ l' N8 P5 ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 s" H; l$ }- B, u9 x/ y5 O& J1 ]such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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& K( r/ I& C* C9 T9 u[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 b. ~2 x7 q) I" X, j" d2 L2 idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 s* G/ u# C3 O( f2 d, e, C6 ]1 m/ d
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 I' H9 W; L, e7 c, e8 F& [! Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 k3 [4 z  @! N. d这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ U5 l& z& N  `6 h6 o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ n) Y; B% f) r: |  o4 c
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 Y6 f: w% d4 O' N( D4 e
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 N- u% ]" a9 H
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 ]4 ]! B0 J0 S  q( ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 ?8 n% u; a6 f+ Z0 }路过,让你们看看我的波
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