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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will) U& ?; [, R7 E( E9 l1 l
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, o6 J5 }4 Z5 {3 e. \, U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ L/ S. u+ J3 ?7 \plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& A3 Z2 k6 O6 C
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; I8 A  M3 Z6 s# J& m0 Q  j
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& k! \* u9 C" v2 t- G+ P2 D4 G9 y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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, o" m' n9 Z% B; M: hThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the" w' x1 x$ \) W! T* y  @
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like* A: f0 P( i- q7 c9 G& F: L7 ~
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 `! [/ a9 l5 U  P
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 d. M* s( H( C( t2 A: ]0 S! b9 Q% s
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 q& s. k2 o. S3 a7 Eben a deterent to akurate speling.
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) [. g9 k% k: I1 V" |Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. a, A/ [/ I# c1 R" Q, ]) C% |disgrasful and it should go away.
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0 n' ]% x; A' KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 H! f( p( ~9 q% K( X* l, n
"z" and "w" with "v".
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' _; B* s/ l# M0 k: mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 w1 ~' F( o4 u7 `6 Z- Fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: J  j$ ^4 K& t3 oZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 g% j5 x; ~2 t/ P9 D; C
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ }) q3 B0 z. r6 T6 Y# |5 c3 p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:; v! \* e$ ?# ^5 z4 f
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 m" Z4 h+ u- ^
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 X9 [8 p* t  k/ Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  q% V$ s2 i5 r( s
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 J. M3 @  q. k" g0 z9 X5 i7 [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% h" S2 J. `5 w5 }& S5 s, [

7 `, @* m6 i+ ^5 Z: F& K( H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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. `5 I+ i* D* f4 s% d               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ K6 A  d! I5 @& W- ]5 H这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. v- w" I3 F% A7 }  `% u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. I. m( O  I5 G# |
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 C2 j- C2 u9 L) D& Z5 A( `

$ \8 l3 W: [  Q' c焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 J/ m$ z9 {3 Z" d) B

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: ^: D( }* a0 C5 }( Q0 h4 m5 @8 t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& u# l3 @3 I9 e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- b8 k2 g9 H9 }; u* O路过,让你们看看我的波

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