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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 m9 _/ J6 O: z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in& v/ ^) S8 Q* D, g3 `$ p
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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  S; u$ D9 v/ E( I# O; bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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# _% y7 y7 K+ L* aThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( R: Q; m* a1 p5 G% o
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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3 {. q& \8 F8 V$ O: Z( P9 E6 mThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! V4 B( E! z6 n8 h  I5 G8 T2 [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ g. h6 b6 ^' y+ t4 ^
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% o/ {; E5 o& C5 E& q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' ^3 ~% {$ i# P- f5 P2 v4 I
ben a deterent to akurate speling.! R0 k. }" x9 p3 Q
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% y8 R( X. y) {" p' s( r
disgrasful and it should go away.8 e3 \7 m" [: t1 U- g) V: u/ t

5 W1 r1 I7 w7 r' k" V) WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% X" }; i4 s# ], `# W
"z" and "w" with "v".2 l: J3 P2 I. `8 f
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" L, W3 J0 o/ o/ [0 n& |; aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- I8 v- H# o6 K1 n8 f8 NZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 k2 X5 G! m7 h& ^' yunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 M$ \' M4 D3 s6 [! q; U3 e* z, BUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# c$ L2 N  b, W: |5 p2 c
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ @7 G3 q% M7 e" C1 I8 ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ ]7 V7 B4 e* l! W# J4 U2 t( h3 o! Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 k- m( b6 R! ^- ~' ]# a
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 O4 x* z2 F+ p+ @1 s
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 e. f! N! e. t               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 H: {, d3 Q) H1 K; [3 J# e- J
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 @! }! a; W2 @3 O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- s. Z) p. z( J9 \8 s( t
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- Z! J' b0 J2 a" Z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 w5 [; m# s( P7 }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! e4 X) m4 r1 E, B. v) m
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ }, C1 {' g- j  V% z% S  V1 S4 Y
路过,让你们看看我的波

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