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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 ^7 W6 z: R" W( cIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 e5 [7 Y" ^- k8 _
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& z3 ^4 P5 }, |, k9 `. M( e
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% _6 O  k9 o6 L$ `# ~  A, H% G
fotograf 20% shorter.& }3 N9 t; g1 j( ?( V
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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: Q$ d/ u. s; `0 i" h; AAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# ^3 t. L  L! v) J* @1 }8 F
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 W! o5 S$ P! o: `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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* X! @, f: E7 ?0 G( mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ g, x& I: F1 mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., s) {1 T+ e: @1 s

0 J* X3 C& b: H' V# \. rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# a" p9 D" ~8 C; u
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 x' g! e& ]6 d1 m/ U# p) Z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 a  @7 {; j0 _
forst plas.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 E6 E, P( l# N1 m* y3 ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 A3 o5 l2 ~8 h: y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! P. N& @6 V; o2 z+ Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 T5 x/ H+ h$ s( r. y
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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/ \  ^% H0 p, y, M" u               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 R' `: D, T. V5 j0 A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 ~$ u/ `" C9 j) O8 u' R) y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ w3 C- x# `1 V; p/ y* d
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& l0 ~! [+ t* |6 {# Z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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6 R1 X- L5 d' `# H2 `' ~' |焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' d0 ?1 H( K% S7 O  [
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 I( j. J- l4 W! z5 g" X% p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( r  c' @, \. \' ^& u; N$ Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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