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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* L" @" k3 Z2 F: D: ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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* V6 U, f( O0 G8 h* |! lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- z0 s& Y$ P2 l
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 k7 ^4 C; }( B; E2 l
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( Z+ F! h! y3 u; h
fotograf 20% shorter.% u6 O+ m' Z1 L( z! [: w) a
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( g# R( ?% P7 c2 Y, {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) d; Q+ [' R8 k+ v5 U8 s
ben a deterent to akurate speling.# O% Z: o# Z- c* }0 J

" Q% w' A$ y; WAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, W+ u% [. Z! u$ R
disgrasful and it should go away./ C! K! B* r% c7 L8 ^

; H4 g0 l) L/ y) X( S- Q/ c& gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
9 s7 |0 a2 ]& H8 f: Z& Y. J, @after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" n: T5 k- I1 i2 J! W5 xZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 G' h4 m4 f. C/ ]" _6 u9 R6 v8 b- f
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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- _6 o- i: n( v2 c1 dIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ ^& P4 ?$ l! q! F  H" M
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& W* u7 X$ W0 Z, K5 T( D: K
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 w% L1 }3 i0 i; F% v1 M9 r

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' V" E9 H% R) n' l: z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! ?3 l9 i8 Z" w. W7 y, \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 L& o( C. [8 z0 O" R$ m9 @4 O$ K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% z- Z- E0 g* S* c  l4 o+ y+ M你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:6 s5 Y) _8 ~2 Q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& l. @6 n& L8 q; _/ P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 c; o! G$ [, H0 j7 h/ |% a0 _1 q( m. P路过,让你们看看我的波
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