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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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! }; h( U8 s' w' u! a( MAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 a. K. W0 d& Qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 Z7 R; p* u. U" j' Y2 N6 }/ xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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' D+ i8 U, e8 HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
6 U, g/ w9 l$ j% C- @the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 D9 Q' i: G3 x6 ]! h! l  rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 M+ }( s: S" \7 t* V( s3 C
fotograf 20% shorter.( n0 P  O: Y& w

5 I% c# Y* e- Y2 S9 Y7 v, XIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 t; n0 c1 L9 B( sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 y& S! t' O9 I- i9 B7 y9 \
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 f$ v" L; L1 M6 ]* d; S  f9 C
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
5 [7 r+ ]3 b: y6 Tdisgrasful and it should go away.2 t( {9 U, k! x- u, r) ~$ p6 P

& D: P  z' r' n1 H# _- V3 E" z) Z# ?By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% c* Z" N4 w" z7 C0 A* e8 r0 mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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& B7 v9 Y# y) o9 _# n9 l9 ?8 WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" G0 z" M0 U1 x
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.- g$ c, K, \) j0 {- G! {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, A% ?$ F( W) }
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 h% L) l. Q0 G3 p; s$ x% v1 |6 M
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ }2 \) n) y7 S/ W" I8 dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. ^0 ]7 ^6 t; ?3 Z+ Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 k3 M4 [9 ~4 x4 H, B0 }
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ u( \5 f9 k( D, H4 \don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 s6 R) g' f" V, S

3 E9 @$ A0 _: S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' n/ a1 H( h$ J6 y6 P( W这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* ~  h2 `( L& M- O' M; w2 q5 J' e: d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 J2 Z, R$ Y  A( @6 C你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ |: c. }- v: ?
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  W: C3 s6 ]' q$ O1 u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 b- L9 l+ Y" ?3 Z2 F$ F- u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ D- N3 k. F. A8 R路过,让你们看看我的波
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