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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will) w/ v4 R8 d1 ^$ {/ k1 g8 w/ v
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* `9 d3 R5 |( J9 ~8 D% o6 _" ]
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: M, f& g& _+ e; Z8 P7 xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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9 x; Y% S+ u1 H/ ?4 N# dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ M5 P4 w$ L2 h% B' ^1 f$ `1 Q
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 Z) _) \1 K6 Q: g+ E: p
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& @9 n9 r4 J# k! l/ u- J+ Z& @6 x' gThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ z4 U1 ^1 Z; L8 V" {" h4 Qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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7 |  b: j; e% |0 A7 PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 W  c. _# ~; \* {, v8 o( R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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/ B* s- U# z8 g3 u+ n( y; aAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 ]4 p: C* ]( Y! W( c
"z" and "w" with "v".
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) X1 I% w5 I7 A+ z9 P9 m8 fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 [0 ^5 B1 z* `/ K& ~4 oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 {& G/ m9 U! [+ G8 v6 G( z+ l
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: T2 `  N7 b( B+ M1 g  XUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  @/ Q/ F$ ?3 E6 A& A# E
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! [( ~% q" J# L8 QIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 y$ L* G# `& q0 ?" }
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 o8 p4 N* Z$ ]' }* xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ n1 c" o( N! U1 Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- {$ h" q4 y* {2 s$ j, }: T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% z, ^$ G6 n( ^- i8 O5 r  r
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 y1 ^- n: z: v, P7 L4 k) R) o  T这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 p# l: V( A& y% D6 u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: |/ w! {0 G. E
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ h( H: N# f+ a! V) T- U. u0 A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: o5 d0 j+ v3 j, D# z, o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% b5 {) }- s! {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! a7 q. t; f! ]7 n# u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# C+ M4 [. |# h路过,让你们看看我的波

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