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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- Z! e( |  U( S3 ?8 W8 w# L& t" ^1 D- U
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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6 Z9 j- ~# ^+ L2 h' PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ O8 h4 i4 Q9 P8 V* b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) H1 w. z1 I1 O" s- b
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% F, j9 w& K+ }3 j/ _7 b% c

. l8 R' A: J3 lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
# L, a  x3 G: s0 I9 E, w9 xthe sivil servants jump with joy.4 D% Y! O, h3 e# H; y" j

1 y$ K( v4 _5 o. H6 W' y1 D+ XThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 B- J" c/ t: {% y3 g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.( C" h$ @4 w; H) k$ F

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 J  b6 n2 r# z7 q. W2 o* Jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ d9 T& E& k$ }9 ]0 p
fotograf 20% shorter.3 a: I1 n& l- S' p7 T
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 {8 e( r( |' T5 [" A1 c* [7 ^
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# i: s# {4 _( x' ^" [* Q1 O

4 @& {. S; e# Z" h5 `) a8 [1 a5 N* |Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# p5 g- y5 m" e
ben a deterent to akurate speling.0 a/ o9 K9 m* n

# |4 f! P/ K6 J& G! P! XAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ P( x) G6 y2 O. ]) ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 b$ L# [' D! f/ @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 Z1 H! \' f" `, a4 {5 H0 n- j% m
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  F' A: q# q+ }% Z0 ?. L
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- R8 ~1 w7 R+ L% NUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" W1 G+ v( s5 U0 Y# `
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" D& P* A$ o. K还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' l( g2 H$ A. h5 x
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 r; l! z8 z- n! I& a# S- pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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% j( s3 w" [$ T+ P$ z; S) z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 _3 Q) t# H. t
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 ~8 \3 p  I$ E
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ I$ D+ H. i0 u2 o  K9 \' O4 g1 |/ |* }* C0 F
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ v4 C# l8 Y$ x' q' v2 }你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 C- Q4 q. a8 x. D! F
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! [3 Q* |& S3 W" I( h% h惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" z5 y, R+ C- i( n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  y" z' o0 M+ \" ]2 g/ o$ w路过,让你们看看我的波

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