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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 o7 N! r6 D  }% {/ @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was4 O5 I2 a" N  ?! i+ c6 F9 g+ u
the other possibility.5 r% ^! f( k" \1 ?5 P4 c, d
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, e& u' b( o# }  qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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9 [9 z; |0 Z' wIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 q& z! t: ^+ a5 v+ ?% |: p7 o
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 n! m" {$ v# J/ u
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.0 R7 q" v$ u2 e  _2 |* f0 e8 Q* A1 F

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, ?: m. V* Y) W# {1 M6 X2 Z9 RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ A# D$ |% \. `# s; Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' B. Q- @* z% E. N4 M+ A  J* M7 \
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 E$ W* ~9 R0 o1 u0 x/ f3 w9 R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 P* @% x2 K# S5 \3 w+ o. i# m

% e0 l, [8 b& e4 @Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 G  b7 A- {0 [- e9 c
ben a deterent to akurate speling." T6 m$ k5 v/ t$ S, _  h6 x

$ c9 V8 g. |6 }/ b: iAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! Z9 D8 |) m7 j
disgrasful and it should go away.
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$ s  O7 `, g# H% {0 V1 z% cBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. l) b: o: U6 y5 Z3 C& t! G
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: r( d* p3 _, Z( E

0 q8 u' Q: ?* I% g. SZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. M8 T% q$ z& U# ~& J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.1 N6 C5 _4 ~" o6 o$ Y
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ T) L6 G% _# i% T
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3 r1 [( J! e. @- m5 y( U! x) s! bIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: X# u8 T5 D" g* K还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& Z& w0 I' A0 Msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 t( d( `9 E" `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 S- y7 m! U* i) ]9 V* |
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): b3 h; w, M4 f+ V: [# W. h/ d
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. J0 u6 k- B! V" x0 t: l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 O) A7 t1 x$ l# ]/ }! j' K$ I, W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. m, ~3 A/ D0 `, p. F" p* `  H, M
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# h) T4 k# r- i0 R
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
1 I) @0 T7 `5 U) Q# n' A3 ?8 ~惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 s" L- a: y2 G2 @& n! m9 t' p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' {" l9 B/ l! U  [0 B
路过,让你们看看我的波

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