欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 Q  l! ^7 B- w3 G8 e* p" bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" b% I7 F1 X( M1 P  |spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 x8 O: I5 T4 t  bplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- [" k3 \7 H3 iIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

1 z0 g, J& |$ u+ yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, f% {6 M+ q, {konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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6 {+ x/ s5 x# A9 q6 {9 i) }In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, S8 _' Z  b' m6 \1 W0 }% ^7 Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

2 X$ M# J1 r2 t" n! i2 W2 O' oGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ ]6 f  r/ B9 @! f/ O8 v3 L" `ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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- {7 s" r) Q( O2 JAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
* O0 V  Q) }* N$ V" d- _/ ydisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
5 ?  j4 J. h! H8 O: I$ |) E"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& q3 E* L' Z/ e  Bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( D" g: e: j4 v/ v) Iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 l' B( [( x# g3 l# zUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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! z* f8 a5 s2 `' F  t, {) C1 O, EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
4 R5 e; ]% X" |( @4 G' X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: V1 |  j: C* a- \- Q- z3 ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

: t9 t  R' [) h, U! x5 v) ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
5 \, |- r1 x+ `: ]8 i/ `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

% C1 _% p  G  e4 s: n焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
9 E/ n0 e) R6 z3 O9 @3 O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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