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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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+ G' A1 l2 w: F8 S5 zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 V- ^& H  }" B! N) K, wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 J; h$ A0 G+ F1 N" \* P& b
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ @1 q; F* u5 _+ J1 h5 R8 X

" ]5 o: G: X- }+ z9 PIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
, I& W( d3 v1 r8 i2 ythe sivil servants jump with joy.
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0 ~4 \  a; U# W2 o1 H1 y6 nThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
& P( y$ O& g2 q" Gkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 K- p3 Q5 j) g8 I; t0 R7 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# h1 h7 y+ o0 ]# ?' U8 P/ Vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 r5 }- y1 l% B' c) F+ m3 _, j
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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" L& M* K  B# W3 k7 b6 G8 CAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
8 F: A+ s* |  i5 J& Tdisgrasful and it should go away./ c- y# D! ~$ o" a9 q& L
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 J2 q) P5 z- H, u$ }. W' W4 M
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 A% `/ W. Y0 N5 X3 n( h/ CZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 V; T4 V  |5 {! ]- `6 @& H4 aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' C% Y  D6 f; c5 m# ~' K) W2 x0 G3 xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& b2 x& O0 r4 ~( ^7 j1 h5 `
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% J" ~/ K: y; m: n: s- V, a6 g" `If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 _! [1 y, f* V  p. o/ c
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 ~) W3 E* s; {& C2 X+ a
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- W+ [, N) Q- h& N& N. q

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- l/ a+ m4 H/ n6 sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ A8 s$ v/ ~' r/ K# t2 w8 A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) S* {9 m7 x. s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ a) H7 U) W$ |0 f1 I9 {5 k' m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) }" {7 `, D. D$ ?5 r
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: U; t2 R7 D9 w
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( |) `( D+ v/ \3 `, G" f: h  {4 Z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 t. D6 l' e* m3 v$ x3 M路过,让你们看看我的波

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