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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ I: p" Z7 U) A4 z1 p# z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% Q+ w4 }! _, k7 e( b( b! r
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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- _5 Z: {: i/ ]" Aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 T$ [/ A' i" l) R* V( ^In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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" _7 C& ]9 L, o; yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
- B7 \* U! {' u8 d0 b  pkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 @( v2 B& c! S3 a$ i
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+ {/ p3 _' Z6 tThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# P# I" \4 n! U$ s+ @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
& T+ l( y) e3 A7 Q" Bfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  c, l# w' ^4 r) ?) J8 H
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' K5 F" z( n: ^  F0 M+ z6 u
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 B0 y& Y& w/ G$ X" e
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with1 I! `1 }. P( n1 M& w7 L
"z" and "w" with "v".
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5 R5 ?+ ^# @7 b; [" Y  mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 {( g7 f: ]4 J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 {# u, w! J' l! {2 [* A

: ]  @9 Y5 N& U. S) hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( @$ }6 ?# `5 V8 b; Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& u2 y. Y: E# A( r. n3 h; k4 @) J$ dUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze1 S" c/ f# U- i* b5 k
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:, F/ v+ U& m1 P
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 n0 ]6 Q- x, K6 ?8 Z. a  k2 Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 D% b* q5 o6 |& G1 z' xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# K0 `1 `* W0 ]0 P+ I& K  K" B& A
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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3 |9 t% y* B" V$ i2 ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
  M8 d4 c4 c; N5 Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  x( M: f: X6 E+ o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ x: _0 \, A: \$ Y8 P! g" D5 t
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& L3 x" |  f1 ~# A2 @; r
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- U& y, c1 `; A6 P7 @. K$ F
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ x$ Z% P' V0 `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* Y0 Z3 K/ X; l/ [* e. J; o3 u路过,让你们看看我的波

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