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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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8 O- b4 ?3 @! g+ \* ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* ?7 I' T, @+ R: o% ~
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 v1 c- C% @4 z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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, p" k! z0 p1 G/ rThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' ]7 h2 l* f9 e9 E2 f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, q+ o+ q/ n/ C/ Q
fotograf 20% shorter.( O9 t2 [, N! T8 W$ U$ Q9 R

9 Q; X: K, \! \$ b$ x3 |4 s& u/ f+ TIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" l+ [; b& y6 J6 P3 ~! Rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 y$ |4 A7 w5 X$ j, k- KGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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0 y; c: [/ r( R2 O: u2 `9 `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& I' E0 Y" `  h& C, ]8 e, }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" H0 y# h- m* O( T
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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6 k0 o3 i! Z( {8 M! E$ [Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' N) g/ B: p2 n8 {. r  z
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7 x- L$ d7 }) y+ O! f# S' t, @; h6 FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ ?* X5 v! a4 u8 _8 M% E还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
5 A4 S9 e: p; _2 {such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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* {4 X( u. N+ q3 a* i, S3 R3 }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 J( L  ^0 ?$ |& Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, e/ f; F, C2 R& Y( }# M
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; H; G/ ?$ X. F" S5 ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' ?7 t- p& b; l4 `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  {3 a- \4 m: q/ T& k1 L, y8 J

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  \  C# n* a, |) B. \惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 S0 N. _* s4 w' S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* \6 E$ c: ]2 R( E% x' H路过,让你们看看我的波

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