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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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/ Y  r& q! S) o/ `As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* q1 x! b# ~$ A5 |
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ Y9 o& r4 T; a' H# U* N
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 ]4 }0 \- T1 n# {5 p

: l& F) s  o+ t! RIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. r! s, @0 ?  t
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
9 o0 `3 k& d, V6 \- F% x- R& Efotograf 20% shorter.9 {' s0 X0 n6 S; ?/ l$ ^) c

7 }7 x( S0 D$ {# s( TIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" f( O" x" {7 u+ R; _. k* S# w
ben a deterent to akurate speling." j. ]' e4 M: ?" n% }

+ [9 |! Q' m6 m4 ^! V! SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
8 k+ n% s. Q$ ~$ n- g$ Wdisgrasful and it should go away.! j: \& ?( |3 p9 T! i2 C+ V

# g( y. S) S. ?/ L- HBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; Y/ t2 _/ T6 T9 h: i$ y! S+ gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: P1 d3 i1 b$ K& ?* z! G" [

% P( R4 [0 K3 R; K2 X4 DZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- H9 D7 ]. }$ k+ h+ A
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., V9 b5 D0 c) l( I% l
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: j1 q5 J1 f  z/ r$ |& F' {
forst plas.
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2 s3 [+ x" B! l( wIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( S! y/ T4 I% T3 d5 v: `4 O/ r4 L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' P- W, G+ e6 C8 @  Z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ w, H/ k$ P  F: Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 y5 ~' u, @9 |; T) D
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 @; \$ h$ G* t' t, n3 s! Y# I! c
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! e" |/ ~# k' @4 g8 @: w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) P7 y. m( \6 d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 Y- ]; r3 R) e2 D9 z0 R
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 D: j0 a) N' S; u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, r: U0 t4 m# B
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 P( f$ ~# {: [) M7 c8 q" z" p
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
" c9 \  H# ~) K% d0 ^惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ F) ?) R2 d" [% H: _7 L# Y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 x3 A& O+ n/ s% N9 N. {路过,让你们看看我的波

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