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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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+ Y0 f- Z1 f' k# K; f2 o/ FAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English' l) Q' X. V5 a# J. o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; u! A6 `5 |$ w
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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( b. ?+ N) T8 V7 J# W' _The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( E- y2 B: l/ x$ Q) [7 z# I9 L4 e
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  L2 Y; ?  g- h$ C1 ^$ e, n

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. Y- o/ x5 I7 E6 l4 PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 O; p2 F7 d8 D- A2 M7 z, F" dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 }( K) j" Y1 W, C8 \' z: [
fotograf 20% shorter.7 x# c2 r  g# j. s, {0 Y* P
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" F* o  y. s; D7 g
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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: p3 m. j# q( G3 q; f( q) I5 HAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& c, [( b( w7 I' n' X
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 ]6 P+ `$ @5 @9 ~* Q! `* r8 P! H' a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 `4 W' p, k% _1 p" c" k( ]% {; Q
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' G- h- n( E2 o3 n9 C. {* a" I
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ w+ @2 G# C0 C3 o3 Z, v
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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7 u! {( ?, l! P+ G% V3 s- [: q) @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, V2 U# o, a5 D% X- z0 Q$ M) a还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 N: {" w- a: X/ \2 p/ V
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; t5 W3 L4 s* F7 f
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 d3 Y- ^" c% E: q" }1 e1 q[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 t( C6 x' V. _
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 D% N8 E- n# ~# v% c6 c
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 c% ?% f3 a/ U  f% n2 V
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 t* M+ ~2 K9 |; M2 x" _4 P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) \1 e' W+ i  f" M  B% k% i7 n
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 _9 ^' I1 O# |9 h好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ ~! d" z* r% @. s路过,让你们看看我的波

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