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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' Q1 w: r6 r. x# {0 w# A+ a( c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was& @" V4 f! c& Q8 T' j# I1 @
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; v- D1 \5 r+ \' o; P% d3 a
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 d* g! {( |1 i# K" \+ P: R. o+ X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 D6 Z* H3 O1 w  y% ~% F
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make. u( a0 L$ X6 K5 E3 ^9 F
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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4 a1 K* m! l! f0 I  U+ s; qThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 e1 E# L! ^$ s, x5 d% t( T/ A
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* _- o  e7 `% ttroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 J6 u* m, L1 I; I7 G4 |& t
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 t; [# ]4 m- _* I; j$ A
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 W+ b7 N( c: J1 S) @
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! v. c/ S# K( e$ Y
"z" and "w" with "v".8 x9 e6 g! F6 ~* B' i- [
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( S0 g: \8 U6 y' I/ q, h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. X3 d' Q2 w$ c) D
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 s: X6 J1 d* p2 M# @+ J: {; T; I/ _
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; e9 b( E1 ~- [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# i% B0 M3 U# U; {: P. ^2 p
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! b4 G1 D2 v+ C( L4 e* ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; d5 K2 [/ p, Z9 _such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

+ x! Q( {  p. o$ q8 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# ?. p5 }* m# t1 D5 t: H- A* }
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 m# d3 R" L5 ]$ Z) s0 D

, s3 g* l8 ]( E0 _[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# M: Q7 E* E' K; J* ~

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! t) h- t  P: v: O5 p! ?$ A5 U6 }
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 Y5 _. n6 u9 i5 Z* g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. _; u: D# @: u) }3 v& @1 Y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 ^: b; _( |/ s" W) R
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% g8 j* C: ~& s5 \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
' v& l6 N$ q! Q/ y5 W: W& n3 P# `3 l6 w路过,让你们看看我的波

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