欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
! _1 W$ z  E' A2 L$ M. Xbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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, k5 e0 F- y8 P" D4 f! V0 P% YIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! ~1 R7 A- h0 Y; G% dkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: d2 S% h3 c' d& xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
) N4 Z( Z- M) D( q1 t" \) d" efotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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2 p2 l$ i8 C' U6 I, N6 eAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) {+ D. P) K& N5 cdisgrasful and it should go away.
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0 T- f- j/ q- a# lBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

8 v* T* u, e. [8 P7 o  NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 Z7 E9 Z$ }' I' u1 H# U/ ?after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 v% c2 G( u! {6 aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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' p8 B# j3 @: JIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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4 C8 u- D- V/ q; _! L5 {" ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
" ^1 [7 ?% `6 j8 P路过，让你们看看我的波

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