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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
# J; s3 B$ W# J% e0 B+ p/ hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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3 L5 j0 `  v) b: Z8 KAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; [" m+ e6 H% f  _6 Dspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. y7 V, V; L. jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 f$ O. {4 ^, h1 s) O% u
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 E: M* B6 W& ^5 X
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' D8 p! K3 q" C0 l* o# u

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. Y- @! [; _( ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( b+ C; v. L* q, V
fotograf 20% shorter.( }  q3 Z# @/ o" U
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% b- p2 \- B" X7 b
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., v$ c# l5 k/ Q
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& c5 {( T% Q2 _* I
disgrasful and it should go away.! I* @' L% |( S% y! K

2 {5 o: P- h/ o$ ?; r% h2 FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! }- o( k0 D* x: R3 {% v& v
"z" and "w" with "v".6 q  I8 n& ]7 e  p- c* g8 ?
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 p  [8 i* E1 Y3 e
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ x9 S' t0 k) k+ V2 d

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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! b0 {& z' K" `) t8 Z1 FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 q- N1 t3 x; g8 U# r
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ W8 f# l6 R5 z* k8 t' p' d1 M9 ?还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  w: p  Z( J* {( U$ o% P) c- v1 m6 K
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* A+ w$ S0 W9 Kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) I3 \- b" S3 p

1 X; A" L! T$ a# m0 P" }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% f1 W. Y' b9 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, l% A4 `) x) h& w7 r' u& D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ N# f6 x/ r6 M' s; B. j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 e, S: s/ y) X( A9 E1 r8 O你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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& o& c% q( c8 x! V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 N  @: E. K$ v8 h$ [1 w" T! s  s9 c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:2 c+ @! g& s  }# S: i0 n! J& t* }% e
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: m9 R. n  q6 @5 i1 w$ T- A
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' X* ~! f9 x! G* f
路过,让你们看看我的波
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