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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' ?3 D9 t3 K, M" ?" t6 }4 i: P' _
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 C( \& h, n& C6 [1 w  S9 W
the sivil servants jump with joy.* u. r1 }( E( h3 w

1 j* v% j9 w2 B# g& xThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
+ z7 _) g& ~/ Z- m7 b1 Pkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ G* K+ m3 D- g+ r
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- W; I1 D9 K8 E4 T0 d& RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! x1 w  P  Q! s. i: Z$ G$ S4 M
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* `/ Y  L+ s' H6 t$ {2 c

% W; ]; Z8 @5 \" _2 NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- v8 X2 P# H! j9 m4 T8 |+ y
ben a deterent to akurate speling./ T0 D- {; f, ]6 ^" ]: U4 B
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 [' A0 b, K! g! ]$ i! O, a
"z" and "w" with "v".7 k: e# p* d# _, m# O" a

/ {3 h8 Z. e" Z% A! n5 f6 R% F) o5 hDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 Q5 f  P% H. Q
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* w& ?. I. p' @' R) `
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.3 |1 h6 u6 {. R" U+ l" R
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% T" R4 h! k: T: d9 d, }/ Y, C! ?
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' i$ H9 k5 ^# T+ v9 K  f5 v
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# o1 l8 \) a" Qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 G' k2 y$ A& @! O

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. }/ Z6 Q2 a1 Z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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: Q. _# z- y" |               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 i8 c& X& C' Y% \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# G. V, D$ m) ~
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( S& s+ C& q9 z! k2 {0 k$ K: _路过,让你们看看我的波

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