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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 G8 l. |& S5 [  M: f  b
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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) g* M" M9 z6 ]' a% XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 P6 }* d' L# C0 ^4 V" ~6 h  L3 n

; A- C. h: {, o: N% wIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" ~; t) K! f6 v" |' u
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! x/ l# N& E: v5 G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) D! _7 t( r3 m

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% J) Q) \/ |# j% p" ^. tThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  p. X( Z1 O7 i% n9 Ntroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 i# [. P% s# q6 J
fotograf 20% shorter." O! f1 n6 c" m, p& S. \( Z1 {
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% Y% G! q/ @" N3 Y  n5 Z2 i' k. `
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* a! G9 q% j2 s4 F2 A

2 |+ k" Z9 a0 ^' _2 wGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: t& ]4 y; B, h: X! ~/ e+ Qben a deterent to akurate speling.: Y5 i1 h0 R0 E% f

2 O! j- C3 ?. e% r2 ^! |' V* eAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& Y6 ~9 I( A! s' T, e- ^3 g* o: E
disgrasful and it should go away.' D7 v6 d  ?$ L5 K5 b. c9 b1 T( v
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( W0 O; [7 R  Y2 a1 L$ L
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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# u% P- P( ?, E; M! tZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: A$ @0 U# n! @& l" M
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, o: H$ B5 |, p6 pUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 V: m7 p  d/ c. @# e& G4 K2 R0 E
forst plas.
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0 m4 R6 W0 j( q8 N% z+ N% V% U  z% rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
* c6 P; Y+ g+ E3 x# r3 J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* O' w; i  F6 n) E# O6 Q$ V
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 I  y0 s! Y# {" ~; i: Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% ~: |( L* t- G; Y2 `1 O- @' B
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:' B' S/ g( ^( D8 _
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 }9 h7 q' t# a1 u- w2 k4 U- y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- m, l/ {* ^1 j4 \' X" F/ z+ i8 z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, T7 U$ u0 c4 o9 o- L/ y6 J2 C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! g2 {' p6 Y, x; N. P& H" a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' Q; T& P; W' Q, B% g. r" x
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 J2 I3 d( Z$ L* E0 ~' {+ F% e
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( _; P: ]+ p5 H1 L

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 W" g9 v0 c* p9 Y' C惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ E' u% m# c9 [8 m+ y* X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  s; ^* c8 L& L6 C7 I: x6 n
路过,让你们看看我的波
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