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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ V  i) u+ ]0 Y" b6 d
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was3 ]* ?3 l4 ^; {+ g& Y8 L) g
the other possibility.1 N. I3 v8 I$ }0 [- j# p. }  M
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
8 g* E/ m1 w6 X# e7 O2 Z8 cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
! N8 Z0 O& N! x. k" k2 Q; @7 Zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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. N0 I; F  `, H. g% wIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
+ ]% x- K" z9 `7 wthe sivil servants jump with joy.2 I' g  C# ^: X. O# f7 N% d

0 `& @1 v5 J: IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: k6 n+ |' m5 u6 l6 R6 n( S
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; f* r8 {  b, b( Y

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( z. q( `& R' C- h- W
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- A  m$ D) t4 w
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; h) t* J% X6 t% y, U9 H1 Z' f
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 C; Z- S# M9 h; S& w; X' c

9 ~$ F& }) I! d, ~! cGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( J8 x" S) h, K8 q9 x4 }
disgrasful and it should go away.: Z/ z4 }7 ~* v, S4 B
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( }5 _9 h: t$ I. F3 e$ K+ H" O
"z" and "w" with "v".
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0 H/ f, j+ O5 y1 B# J* Q  yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# Q+ J& x4 E% q4 z* U* L$ @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 e% r6 f9 G7 I/ A
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, @( I; T& x; B1 e( A
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( v5 ]) E4 Q( t& YIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) q- s/ ^3 Z+ C; _1 T7 z8 {" F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- u; X0 F8 `1 Z. E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( B3 [, S, W) k3 L5 C/ B/ Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! ]; e& P- ]9 {/ `: l

+ r& ^% Y/ t& b7 s8 n+ h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:3 @) n; r& P5 {; q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# C* y# M) u6 t6 N  m2 y7 f这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& i2 j. I% q( p3 h4 i  ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' m7 h: N, v4 u7 q# u8 D
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% y+ G' }1 H& X0 D0 }! U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ ?! P0 J* D4 k- _

9 Z7 |) D& t; Z/ q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- L% F$ ~1 p1 l/ p/ _
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# Z5 t4 w9 b' v; _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( y) ?" I/ l" U" p- \- V
路过,让你们看看我的波
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