埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2126|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* O, u0 h) N" D( m0 X2 B! w
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
4 j. j  Z) M5 q3 f( j; e: vthe other possibility.- N: R- H1 U0 P$ h0 y$ r4 m
8 a- v; [; \: z  R6 C. _2 j
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, ^4 p, s( \9 _) ~. b# w3 j; }
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 I% Q* p4 b( q7 _& |
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
+ j2 g5 _* h- m: S# o2 I+ k! Q6 G% J- [5 ?4 Z
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
: j) b  q; P& F" S4 v' lthe sivil servants jump with joy.
9 F5 b, }2 I8 l- O0 y0 S
+ ?! u$ t3 \, |/ u6 U- wThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 S3 n8 M% D+ H% q% d2 F
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
9 q2 D4 z2 q6 B; C) x- c6 Q: j5 k$ }$ H; Y3 Y

; g7 r+ q) g$ V$ n" R4 J# w) sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; M! C' p4 K1 z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
7 a5 |! a: M  s4 H) lfotograf 20% shorter.
5 Q8 w5 p1 d' F( M. y/ m1 R
& m" R) d' F: S/ Y! R: u8 t* RIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; N: c# a/ X2 u; J* C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
  O! L3 F: ~" m. D  y, w# j8 H0 l# f3 f" ^( n' R4 v
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
! R1 {# _3 n, Dben a deterent to akurate speling.+ d& w" X3 C% u: f' e8 o
+ J% L: S( S1 }1 K- m4 A
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 O1 K; K( P  s9 m: t2 g5 i6 odisgrasful and it should go away.
9 [) Y& s# Z5 e9 ^& I* [6 X* Y7 n0 a% a1 s- ?
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ j0 W2 C2 R1 B, F) u7 M
"z" and "w" with "v".
- W$ r0 A* q4 {9 t8 Z
7 M! j$ {" v0 k6 @( G. gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 G8 f' M3 B" N, V) Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
  R' j% g* e2 V( B
6 `% _9 E$ q% j' c6 YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 X# |  I1 \) b/ G( w' K6 q8 @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* m6 q4 x, o, I- ~: G$ R, \* KUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
6 B- d2 Z( B4 w6 _) P6 @) N& Qforst plas.7 w/ R9 R& z- _% C7 i
( v$ l) R2 M, w3 X* b5 q( o) L
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 T' f- R( Z7 e+ Z. v
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 i& Q" ~' d) O5 c- @such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ k+ s. H7 U- S/ ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
  |. G0 @; K+ S, [  }
5 T  n: p  C4 f/ ?! }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 I8 J$ f8 J( qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. e" S1 t7 j6 Y' r

* }8 h* }2 U+ b$ |) Z4 G[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

7 o6 c% _, c, k3 F& Y$ Z
2 c/ F& O* r# D4 g4 ?8 L+ ~% x3 L0 c1 V1 a$ I6 P7 z0 @! P0 W
               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
9 X$ g8 n2 r2 q/ ?/ j7 J% j; N/ h. F- V7 }2 R; r' v. P
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( v; u5 k* L5 t9 W3 c" E
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ e* O* f5 ~7 f. V# s& V好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  t3 Q! t6 i9 b$ n
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 L* \( d0 p! A9 {, N, v: L
你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
# J3 P: g! N& n- ~' _9 W# k* ^/ O$ e1 A& f
焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 {3 u, d; f% W7 O0 ~

3 H% W7 G/ z) |9 @! ?
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
/ D( U8 Q: B; G! K" i* w惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 J8 C, Z+ [+ C/ [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 r$ S' i/ _  |, L: a
路过,让你们看看我的波

& a! d7 N% L% N- i- V$ Y" S1 f3 \谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-6-11 21:41 , Processed in 0.176721 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表