欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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4 w6 G6 t  i0 F/ L1 M0 J5 O; YAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. ?; v0 M( n' v: ?) Vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
0 p/ n- s6 s  n: j9 E' e7 Xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- Z' b" B$ Z: kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
2 l' H  c; r) n1 l4 T/ w6 Rthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) Y# J9 o( m4 ?# rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
. o* n) H8 N* g6 wfotograf 20% shorter.

1 \# s9 A; _# Q6 P# ?1 HIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

7 S+ L5 q8 U) PGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
- m" `3 \5 E* w4 r/ k) T" Nben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  P6 e6 l  h  k& v5 k0 ydisgrasful and it should go away.

2 z) \# H  r7 b& @* [" |) I! O5 {& b1 PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 A5 _6 u! u+ O; ?understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 m; g- y# M. f" N7 q3 L8 u+ c" [- JUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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* s" s# X2 R9 a3 P0 {* GIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
9 e, P- z  o4 A; L' ~5 ^3 J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: C% p3 J4 s- m! W& l% R0 Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

* R0 |' S. |! C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

! `6 T* ]8 O3 |               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: l, l0 o: _) ~0 [. w3 h这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
; o5 X! e6 b# |- D/ A4 q, k/ i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
. B7 N5 D0 [3 F7 J2 S9 \你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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