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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ Q' i  w" j% K! B  ~6 fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" _# t7 t/ b! A- T7 O4 G. jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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/ |: ^" ^/ b# J* XIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ I7 t! z  v5 `4 u& c9 d' N+ w
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  c6 ~5 @! Q6 |  w# r& ?0 Q, W
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ [/ s7 L7 j4 L, ?

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% |! o' x" N; E; J  C6 {troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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. x1 o1 j$ u' @( t# Q; R  SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ r9 }& I4 |7 }! w6 _4 _3 Q
disgrasful and it should go away./ g% f$ A$ a) _

, R9 G! S  E0 O8 l" mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 A1 i! q' I2 m# C: S7 h
"z" and "w" with "v".1 W( `# b7 p7 y. ~4 e

9 J$ a2 \7 L5 fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- w  `9 t# g1 j! ?8 i' W% [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* g7 K) M" w6 s6 E& V, O
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" L* @' F  q1 x3 E, t7 {
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ T6 J) C& @* ^9 N' t8 w" v3 \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 ^7 }1 X7 u2 o# a  ^/ C) V
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% H. v" n+ G% U" y% J# ?& O' R$ b+ MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& M7 A8 A( Q# z% H2 y9 k- lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) h0 m; \, X" g* ^8 X/ l9 x) K2 p' xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  ~! ~/ o7 Y' e# z1 t) @. Kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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) k+ c; w- }) S9 Y. S               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ v: a1 s! r7 k
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% z: H  _# b, D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: x/ f5 z8 _( R4 X+ N" [% a8 \2 X
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; t7 H0 a* ~! @/ @# b# d
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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/ G$ G: ?2 s5 q$ W) L" [& v焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 E* Z' I6 A! ]4 q1 W! P路过,让你们看看我的波

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