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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! O" t0 K/ q: F* Y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English7 H( c7 n9 Z! F7 P8 q( D
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in* y* D- U& O' V) z7 h
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% b, f8 G% \4 J- X4 `, g- c- l
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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, ^( y" i* K1 R0 GThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! l$ j% k3 ~& rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% L$ c" B2 q4 L; ?  S+ \
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( m) W9 x# v# s- V1 H9 ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 Y  Z. E( e. t, ~2 Rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
" \: p+ I, J8 V7 Ifotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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% n6 r0 ]( w2 g  m& ?! I; GGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 X" ~+ M* s' v! Y+ U6 |0 m* e* K
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 z+ e4 B( g, Z( P0 H4 wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 h6 }1 q% V. f9 ?' m9 T7 U  p
disgrasful and it should go away.: z3 A# V. @0 \# }& J7 ]
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 m% X$ l( L; E0 r: Q$ eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% y& }* e2 H& |

" e/ O  a  Y2 ^7 v) RZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* g5 H; e; y* w7 b) M1 h8 W6 ?& uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." \( v- M2 z! T6 G# x# K/ M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" _' v* y5 g) O  ~6 }
forst plas.: K2 F1 |) c. K; |1 T
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 _, Q9 x: k5 ^- ?; s8 m5 L( a
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ U2 {1 d: [0 ?- R
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 o4 W& L- U# {, U( S这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, z+ b3 _! _5 A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:! E' z: @# `7 @: c- K
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* u2 c# |, H/ @. y/ ]+ W% R惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 [" z6 _+ ~: w2 ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( Y+ l1 C$ ~6 j% d+ X. l# c+ H9 W) X
路过,让你们看看我的波

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