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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  {: N9 Y3 _, Z) K8 t& ^
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 D+ P0 @: |2 J0 Z0 V0 b4 Splan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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) o* ~7 E, v5 d0 XIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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: M$ y) F* Q8 x/ ~; `$ b, CThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. t/ H7 e9 A, i& m8 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# r8 ]7 Q; l1 J
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) C% `! A% `  Q" C: o
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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4 E4 v/ z: c8 c% _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 z. H6 l$ o- s# A, |" C' ^* y5 d
ben a deterent to akurate speling.( x/ G; K3 A; j! {( V; r

8 W2 s% S" [0 I" C/ IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 E+ ~3 g* L" H& K! P# W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 q6 v% ]: c& O" R0 `- i" u5 W
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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# M( ~4 P* y8 D* tZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( G$ V8 W' \6 s2 `9 x6 |% Sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ h6 V  j" W2 \/ A5 w, A1 Q/ hUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; @: J+ d* K3 y1 c6 y' \
forst plas.
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3 c, K4 b0 a6 q' R: Y; ]If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ p" I" r$ u+ I9 H& j' ~% A9 L
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 o2 m3 M" p3 s8 D0 `' u
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, W1 h( A, y% X# @9 v, O$ Xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ b+ U7 E9 c* }1 k

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 i' \0 a/ z( @  h
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ m# O( p* x2 ?
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# b$ _# f: Q. Q. A7 a4 Z" P/ J# A& D; F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 d8 i: n  w. H3 K
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" J4 C9 i0 P" a# ?: h& d! G' f) f
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 [2 n. x, l  W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  \! z. k3 z3 ?6 q" I; Z2 i路过,让你们看看我的波

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