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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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/ _; @. s3 o2 B- g9 C9 {: L0 B$ G  Y: nAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# M- U- Z3 e$ S8 E3 e) qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 {2 I5 Z% V6 \plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; j" M- o; l; j: ?5 o
the sivil servants jump with joy." e- P" Y- d. u6 g9 e
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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- A6 V. L% e6 Y! c2 U) r+ EThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.2 e7 u4 E, T5 j1 T" I

3 ~8 N2 [3 P% ]In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! ~/ G% h( ]9 k. Ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' _) R% G0 L7 H  J; I. F- l7 C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 C! f" K: n( ^/ j
disgrasful and it should go away., H7 A3 W$ c) ?/ B

7 [9 r- T1 U# Q5 z4 K) ]* FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: l0 C9 j0 Z/ k; t3 J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ X) B4 z% u" w, CIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ U) A4 n) c. x2 W$ K! A: Z: @
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* u0 `2 b3 G8 y5 ]! T9 Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! D% c3 A, _8 g7 f: Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 R' W- ^4 T; Q* S- J% c3 |( |
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  r1 ~; p9 r: P' l! U# v
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( h9 L- v% Q7 U+ _1 a+ y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; b# i2 L+ A5 b' r! v/ P6 [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 w- q3 n3 d  Q1 L你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 N! s' U) g# i+ {: }& B
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ c$ N6 c& S( X' P6 Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 K. M: E+ o9 d) R' S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) ^1 @: `: S. S* P5 o
路过,让你们看看我的波
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