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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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; f" E6 [9 ?, [* P' v; d* EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  @- G) _. `" T7 q; |: o& A* y
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 B: d- G$ W, T

6 {$ h! E; y3 l: B, }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. j( f0 x+ ?0 x! d& K' q
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. S8 J3 j6 u; F2 S" y& _% y. k

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# _7 e7 v! M/ Y4 g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; R9 [# t& d0 t7 H0 P6 z
fotograf 20% shorter., [/ N/ N$ x" y  V
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ d8 x* p1 w, ]! j* ^# T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 d3 S# ^4 D- B. D' @( L

0 j( Y' @9 ^4 R! W; E; p! c1 v& QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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, M  ^- O3 H+ y8 t1 _Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 U* I# I% |- k9 f, `) g8 `' \
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# W# z7 Y# F6 d  B& u& v& [, ?' x6 N
"z" and "w" with "v".- N3 ]" ], n3 f- f' v# b% w
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ x) i1 C8 v5 |( @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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: S; b" e7 n. L- X' W/ TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 g1 U( [4 G6 u1 K5 w& M3 f
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* e4 d1 M1 G/ ~+ y. e. e" g
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  K/ S9 A9 ^8 u5 _# ~: j  ], f& T: \5 Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: s' T: O- |3 A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; a5 T6 `0 Z4 p' T* q( i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: a6 J2 v4 }* m$ M, Z; r. Z6 }( a你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. z+ e9 ]" q3 u2 U: i

7 X) j& s+ b" A* g- g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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) I4 I2 E% S1 J/ ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ @' S2 K! z( A
路过,让你们看看我的波
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