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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% p3 H8 S3 H/ B9 ~spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( [1 _  \' T3 S  F: z+ R& Uplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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, N2 k2 C& m. N5 zIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& j8 ~4 H2 Y3 A& C
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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& U. H9 l/ `' i0 ?/ `9 e7 }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ {3 [3 Z* `0 d. k  Fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: N/ P6 ^; v. c: P5 ]) t' Z

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ i& [. m' b6 k3 Q# L
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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. u7 l8 V! `5 J, x* ?6 wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
( g, F, X' _& R6 @6 b4 \* l" ureach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- w1 f5 ~3 R9 s2 K$ D+ C/ {; c

( B) m/ @# x, E1 O4 a8 MGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 H* d2 x: }; w5 y6 A
ben a deterent to akurate speling.4 b! {) _. C3 }& L. E9 e
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 J  T2 J" ]: h" ~/ W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% S7 o& ], M  F' _- W
"z" and "w" with "v"., ]/ y$ U8 @+ [. e+ ]

1 Z2 x3 x# j9 E' Q0 z9 s# PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 n4 r) h! u4 B" p
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.! O' H5 ?) P  H# r1 V

5 _  L9 a+ a# T  IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
' }; c* a. _$ F' q% T* R( E; @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 E; _8 K* h; c6 ]# p/ _4 N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ z( z% y1 F( o
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
% z- S9 l0 Y0 d( E还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 f' I& i, d+ m+ Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. b' n* R4 O2 x$ ]4 q

  p, f% ~# z$ }# C/ s$ ~! I[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# O4 g' s6 k( ~- A4 v0 Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 O1 c6 p; T! D: S4 b
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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! t$ {* c4 f! z, ]" V               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) {4 }0 x2 |7 h- o  i这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 Z( i& M$ u; N& |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& |/ B( X& C1 k! T- {0 K$ h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 p# X/ H/ z; Y+ [1 n4 n4 R# g
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 Q3 O" a, _* x# v7 c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; ~! `% O- h6 V' a5 O0 x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* ?0 D% ^6 g( Y! |5 i% a8 h好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ J7 l/ Q; D7 |3 _7 l  m. ^
路过,让你们看看我的波

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