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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: {! \; m+ p* c* R8 O. q6 rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 o# _" V" T- k
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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5 V) L# Q0 U- r4 L$ |There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& e2 @7 X( k  G$ V' U' Utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! n5 L- J6 `" L2 p. h4 w
fotograf 20% shorter.
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' B" g' P" z% H2 m5 q% D0 F: nIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; f# a: U. P* e% y+ O- Dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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% y( ^9 _9 q5 G. jGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* g& H: t" Y! C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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: U; o' F  v9 G% E( S4 FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
; I; l% v5 F7 S$ Z3 ^disgrasful and it should go away.
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# J" t* f, _# E0 C0 A) c) YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( D( k7 @+ m) C
"z" and "w" with "v".5 D' N  `1 f3 B

4 ~% d( t( m9 mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ p- ~  C) S6 e# K: Kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." |3 a# Z  w' G$ n# ~) P- X
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
8 M0 _6 ]. E! ^  b/ Runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ s; r( T8 b! E& d0 \$ G+ CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 s0 e7 O5 S. o4 Z# _
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 g2 r# Y* O& _! G% h6 b# _3 J7 n. U
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& q9 }, t. T, S$ B( Z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# o2 ?# N8 e1 H/ M+ \) @. M, I
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 E. E9 _2 H8 j2 e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* E. W# Q  W5 K+ t  _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' h1 F6 {  S; Y9 |% P* w" z2 {7 Z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; I% t' Y5 m; s" q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 I& u8 a, e* V: [! H2 f. y5 C
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 ~' H& x$ _4 I! P2 _$ }惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: H! C+ `2 Q6 Z1 `+ B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, W+ a8 L' w, m& H( ?路过,让你们看看我的波

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