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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% Q+ M. N  z% t
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 ^4 ~% a  `+ H7 x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 M. P# u3 Y( ^' \plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ A, ]& c4 N' b9 C1 `" \" c6 q5 R- Y

) `( O- f* D2 q! PIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ J6 z7 w* R5 v
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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* y( o- h( Z4 MThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  u. U! F+ L! i0 A, ?: Y+ Q7 htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 @' l0 N" g* ?9 rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 k" A! n! \. M7 R2 k' }reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
2 x, x+ m( \: h/ T. pben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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% l% u3 e' S( g, }6 P- D" z& CDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 D) o! A: D+ }8 A/ f) S
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
# t: i/ H) u3 i/ vunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.2 a) L  t$ k0 Y$ o+ S% p3 ~5 ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., [( y4 D' x( |0 h3 R$ n6 f6 a

/ J3 o$ b. ?9 k3 H( a' S; {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  i5 z8 r) L! h2 g0 h
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( J* P: m$ M8 X" }1 L

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) ]( `) J' p+ F; B- @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ y' e6 O$ f- [' l你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 X; G2 }- _* f
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 L: e! V+ A& W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 @# q9 g% _, s" q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
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