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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  I$ Z  {* W6 A2 d* v- ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 G7 O; I8 R* x7 N- U) e: F5 ~; e; t
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# o" e' t' T% N3 Wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
+ q. f5 c* E/ ]8 Z( N- k; |plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 _1 s& n! w! x4 B) N' E0 l1 _; [( k
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& W  d. z5 [8 d! k) G
the sivil servants jump with joy.) j; z2 v" ]$ |/ p

8 g/ }2 B2 o4 x1 e% z, g% y' uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* Q; L) P" D5 j0 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: e7 a' D9 E5 e4 Q! v* N1 t

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: M8 u( \, q: y, g: J9 qThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 E& [! _: K9 ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 C. z" e% L) O# ~9 o- ?& w
fotograf 20% shorter.
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2 t! ^- i3 ?1 \# w3 h  NIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 T6 S' J# b  n% R8 t7 I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 _4 {" ~! h: |+ O) N5 e! c% O! g. t
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% J9 O) |* N2 |3 w5 C

" |* Z5 D7 D0 u; FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 B) }" E6 f' [/ e, l
disgrasful and it should go away.
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  j9 t  k# K2 t$ l1 JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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+ c& j6 f: p; b& @0 H' Q$ b& dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 c4 @, f, V' ]7 @7 X) O1 {/ ]) oafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: m) m. c' \1 tZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu5 v9 ?& u# V# `3 r9 J' E
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." r1 R$ K* V) ?" N4 {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- o8 J0 ?4 y+ |还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 X) o8 ?3 Y4 h! I9 x$ V  Ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ j4 q4 B% ^( \# C

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( w7 d% K) Z# Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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3 y3 z) P+ T2 H3 a& X% e4 N[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- y& p2 h% _1 i  x* v$ X
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ o4 E* x8 {+ E5 o% e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ P3 z* U' c% v' P; K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' `) c, t6 d% B9 U- e# m1 U7 [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: F* @% m; Q$ C
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 U9 [+ ~* c7 s7 P# V惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ }0 [- [! M& j1 U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 }; w- Y5 @- l' f% ^" c路过,让你们看看我的波
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