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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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) R% S4 P- C; Y) V) HAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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* e" B( W5 s9 s" V2 rIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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( I% t" O& D2 CThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 h( m6 L- ^+ R, A; y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, G: k1 g5 e4 rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ d4 m; s7 p( R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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4 ~1 n6 f3 J3 `- o$ G  YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* Z$ E0 R& C! J* E7 p9 }
"z" and "w" with "v".
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: @6 Q6 U5 w% PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" W$ A2 w# A% P/ b5 x2 C# l
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: u: e0 V8 R2 e3 q9 rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 e5 U& g5 ]5 D
forst plas.
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, z" _5 N; ~! Y: _4 M0 _If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  g3 h0 Q' Y. E7 g% y* d
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  f( [# Z% |7 K3 o- U1 D' M5 N
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! c* U) U3 M) z6 }. v7 q, ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ {" P" A- M# [/ Q# @& v. M: Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 U% i7 j) ]8 C. C- r# P2 ]* i

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): c) o5 l' Z" _

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 G7 d$ J( O( d这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& G; c# B, m& ~0 J0 [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# D: M0 d# v3 u7 N% N4 M
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) Q2 f& }/ r$ Q/ M9 G7 K  ^  y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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( P8 f* p: }' _$ R- B3 V, A焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: U4 A. z6 v/ V! t: q* t; w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# o- B2 E1 M5 h' r7 D) q- I- I, l
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# Y: t" n2 F3 `) O2 x+ ]
路过,让你们看看我的波

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