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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, [# W) Z5 q5 M5 kbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. O) S! f0 m8 M4 b- t" I5 s' vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: v/ a/ ~' {, U) cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 Q4 I( `  S  H! _
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% B" X2 f" J' B
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/ O% Z- w$ W* T: NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ @7 X/ U% c8 Btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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' U% E! {9 x/ P1 v$ {1 N1 rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 r2 ^4 a3 S; g' p' T, l/ \8 areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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& H/ C2 s. D2 e- A2 E4 @0 }1 }- kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( v- s; {+ ?1 h  g( Tben a deterent to akurate speling.' _4 ~8 D2 B% y2 U6 j5 {0 S1 G8 q
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 L; e, i% Y& D% Y1 {
disgrasful and it should go away.2 ]* I' Z9 r6 A- u
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 X0 p5 x8 E- K% ~7 }# [
"z" and "w" with "v"." \- s, R  M( z0 A8 E+ Q( i6 @
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 n/ ~5 H' N+ {" W2 X/ M1 tafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 r$ y- o+ N1 ]& w' o5 O
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* P, v/ ~1 d9 T6 S
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 A+ @' _1 f8 W. K( N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 D* d9 H* Z; _4 f# C/ ]0 ]4 S$ x
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 W3 c! R7 v( U1 d( Z" g! M1 T
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:# Y7 {$ J; M7 X+ ?# k6 g
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# T) ]2 m/ _$ a. j* j8 f: u7 U5 K$ p* Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  W+ l, ^, G) u/ F# N! Z( k1 s
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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+ \2 J3 u, B2 w2 G( R! v1 b+ k+ \               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), k0 s+ O" A& C$ i
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, h5 k3 r2 k5 Q, B% }0 A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 p% g2 r6 x! }1 h& M2 W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. W: g. q7 f/ y! z+ D0 w
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! N& {4 A$ X$ Y& ^) u焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
5 V  q3 X" R) M& v. y4 V& n惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 M$ |- _6 n9 D! k( W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 N( O' N* C2 v# }! w' s
路过,让你们看看我的波

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