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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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# v7 c$ {1 k. ZAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% h$ q2 B! y2 f1 e- C0 g+ g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 p1 @' Y3 l, b2 l$ c/ M; ~* G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 I" o) A+ H; Z
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 o& p/ C' ^$ c" E3 H
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 b4 ]8 S; h# o1 ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- I+ F7 ~  f, k) C& e& ~
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 U; r  t) d2 R' @7 h" ~# Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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$ X$ a$ G8 h. a4 B+ {& A' B) \Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
  U5 z' _2 Z: I! ]ben a deterent to akurate speling.: ?/ @" I* [! ^! _

' f" E" E' {. T; e* {Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
0 S* K6 x8 n1 Edisgrasful and it should go away.5 D' v# T" v9 O

- B# m/ u6 ~4 b) Y: p8 QBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
6 d% j) h) ^; T0 e" |"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. C7 R* [& m2 Y" A& x1 v8 k8 {  Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 Y. t8 [' X" C% D& `; W

& z# S7 g8 ~2 ?Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 x- N+ ^9 i  o  c0 I0 r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ L5 x* {0 L% WUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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+ z+ @& {  ~. gIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# \! Z0 L/ R: w0 w/ @5 B2 B
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: z- G3 ?8 c+ E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 x9 W9 h% C3 [4 O) t

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# }1 X$ H& @5 ^
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! R7 W" q& V7 d' n: w

8 o! [4 H9 q$ g( D: @) E8 B; d1 A" {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 X( Y. \( G9 t8 h; g

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% Y6 R. a  G* _0 Y2 U5 W这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: K  ~/ K: g( |, W8 @" [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ {/ S) \1 p0 I6 Q( ]你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 v9 X9 _; U9 j+ m- {& Y

* X+ A: c: x4 y) S0 s5 B( F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!' h- }7 s3 M" X7 l2 U( t- c6 h% c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' Y7 Z, N: C. A  F  B7 L5 z惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 p& b0 U4 _8 w- v$ S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- {+ Q- Y' ~/ h, u5 [路过,让你们看看我的波

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