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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% G1 Y  d( p9 e6 p
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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6 k7 @& F2 R; r8 m# y+ Z( iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 p1 b+ d2 x9 R, Q+ [" I8 l; J
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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3 }; S& J5 |# x# @, ~: [In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 Z/ a9 N2 x: Z, F* B% ?0 t
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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0 a/ M9 B8 j6 GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 ?/ ~% N5 r8 r3 U, J7 v) i
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# b. ^/ D$ P) ?3 \8 f3 S0 R
fotograf 20% shorter.; |( d  f! W; x- I, ?

" c( D* P$ D4 [In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 I+ ?# l5 _) t8 I! J6 I# ?  d: t+ r
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: D  m* |  k) k3 H% ^8 U
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 c, k1 z% W' Mben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 h+ D: p* Z8 _" I( z' P
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ W: Y* G% w! s5 a
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: M# c( H* v7 r# L7 d  `2 iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
# g- C; Q- X' ?8 {7 R7 Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- P6 j6 r5 x6 KUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 D  p) L, V$ h# _6 G
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 z: F+ g# K/ r  U9 Y) v3 |! W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 |7 N, k4 B+ ?. c* U& sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god., U$ F: L3 F2 h* t- c- m+ P

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ K5 K( D, C* R5 Y- Sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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, e& w! ~8 F0 R5 }; X# E" a% N[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" k/ x) w! X: p* ^) r
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  e+ n1 i- u# Y$ n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. K. J" l2 {: \5 h$ B$ T% \6 R
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( K: w) k# {, }. ~5 |+ L/ h$ I9 J$ P5 u
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 E" _2 G9 C; I' r! w) V! }
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 [, V' ^% Z6 c+ N- g
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: I; g* ^# {2 i+ M/ B6 R; Y路过,让你们看看我的波
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