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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# O- n  g+ B2 w2 A- B
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 N4 d8 N( y3 B# i& J( m$ y4 X
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! b7 \7 x6 Y6 g9 Dspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  v; }5 M% G% v  I. t0 T* Gplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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) l+ {9 }$ s; lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! k: s: F. D" {3 d& Y7 B$ `: C/ i! g9 J
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, N0 c" W8 l6 L' y6 k
fotograf 20% shorter.9 E8 z. l& t% ^- m
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; l6 q$ ?$ B! W) j0 p9 `4 W' B
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 B  |! r: i2 X5 ]" L
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 y( K2 I/ I, H3 x9 {
disgrasful and it should go away.1 ~' I. f. R4 s4 n$ Q3 ]; b0 N- ]
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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! a) u: q  x; n4 O" L( Z$ D9 `During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% y6 m: W' I  G& dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 ^7 M1 M) L* r' \3 W6 D8 S- B
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 b8 ~% G8 s  v7 {" G) H还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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% a( Y8 Q. g' |4 w9 V* Z, Sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 y1 S* P6 k  C# u. _) bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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; V3 C0 v1 g' C' j6 R2 }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 @6 O1 X0 S& C* H, v) Z$ p2 ?

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; w9 \: e" }  N  a/ d这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 a) |% t9 V( r1 v8 y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 \! e1 r- f; W5 x  Y, l/ o6 U. S% l
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 c0 L7 N% I; @7 |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ w- U8 n4 f2 C; F% \' u; m& F  v+ _
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( Q& I- P: ]2 B! S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 |& j( h3 }# I. |. A路过,让你们看看我的波
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