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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 }4 B" j7 A2 ]" Y' J! K  V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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! v9 J! h$ s9 s1 ?6 tAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: Z1 h+ u) g; i' u' x$ i2 D9 v: Y
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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$ y9 R1 {2 k, @9 u* Q1 }% jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! t) p  k; a1 z6 y  o7 F
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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: U( B9 _4 N8 W) ]! aIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  b" J8 @$ g# P) l
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., o$ I' O  U, ~: [. {% N  E+ f
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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1 |/ u4 O7 H+ O; {" q3 P  U' LBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 X9 L& }7 J3 Y) _
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 G0 q4 G- W; y% o
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., q) {& B% \: H3 B: u
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ C2 ?- C& V/ Y" |  F( v) [) L
forst plas.
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3 Y2 N; ~/ }  pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 K. t/ u% v9 V, ^1 p
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: B% u0 m5 b. k& Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( M' X2 I6 Z- s$ ]% u0 X, {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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! H! a; J  s1 U5 D8 n2 F$ G; L[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). s4 g' Q0 R- x1 j* ^
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 y2 F3 y( m% p
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ a7 `! l2 t# `* m; A- _
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 |5 L$ k  d6 y. ]- p惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! `8 v& N5 [1 ~+ c好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% ^  g$ c( n6 E8 O
路过,让你们看看我的波
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