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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ q: N0 ?: u) q8 n9 ~* j

+ \8 A* g; i* c- j! JIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! P: c8 l. m9 U' b7 ~: d
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 M9 j" q$ P) V5 w2 l# T, j
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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) Y' i4 e) W+ X* r) W7 L4 PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 x  s' n$ b( P, F8 C8 u7 btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 g3 e9 H, b- d& E4 Creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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2 g6 I" Z% X) C! [% l9 f5 I9 XGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; ^2 G1 N6 A) a! S
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 I5 }* J3 s5 v$ ?Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( G) o: V4 D7 Q* L* O9 p8 m
disgrasful and it should go away.' t( J* {, P1 L" L8 ?
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 |6 P! C- g' i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- I; `$ |6 r: G9 |# J# L* l

* R+ V, u7 ]' \* GZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 C1 E8 j' G% U5 h/ Wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.; s8 E$ @' x7 L$ I* P% p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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  `" _, M  |& Y# ?4 a' [' kIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
% b% a- @: c' `4 v9 `5 `/ ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 j) j( E1 k# w# D2 ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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3 W7 S# K# W) T5 T[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% m* g. {; S! B8 c5 Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ i4 O& ^0 E% R/ [

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  e  X" |4 L, L/ z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% }9 d5 P& ?6 i7 [6 N, v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# P3 ^: ^/ F* s2 Z. y# F8 C; v0 v* ^
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  D+ v! V! y3 e0 O7 R; G  R你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!, c9 E5 q5 X! u% e8 n" }! R9 G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ b+ A$ A( J( P% x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% A, u3 E; Y1 k2 F! H* {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. {+ a& M' T6 _' u& y" c: i& P; k路过,让你们看看我的波

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