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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 ?4 E; D0 X" J) z3 P( ]
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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3 n+ ^) V' h9 m( F9 CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* M6 H! F) F) u" h0 Y" I# ]spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" F/ t# s# l- }+ f4 |8 g5 G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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; i) A  j! X7 |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) C4 {0 w8 _2 D0 u2 {5 T; b1 G
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 \' a  o4 f/ M9 @1 a8 L) Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% T: X+ A. T: X7 f
fotograf 20% shorter.. R' b! n- _& j+ b3 ^1 K0 b

& A6 M1 m3 s5 kIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 O$ C# a: A& I$ J# _# t7 ^6 Zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. _( a  s0 F1 v6 N8 {7 d; q" ~2 H

" P/ E' o' N! rGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 r7 P: p! S0 c9 I: f( M' [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ G5 L( T" [5 U, N
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 g/ q# w  \  a1 Y' A. ~  D
"z" and "w" with "v".1 Y  _- Y$ y0 |5 `  D2 w
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* X% Y8 n8 N  f% Cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# }0 v( t0 ?; m" W2 S

6 P1 ^6 y8 E4 F3 U5 T' o% C6 J/ N# lZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* H4 |, Q9 Z# `3 ^understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ _2 _* e5 o2 T$ U  A5 Y7 GUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, t1 J- I% y0 t, h1 m还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% }6 v  |, i  J1 }# Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 G5 Y' t" z. G2 j" D5 K
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  X% o- r& a( J
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 ~) J$ z2 J( b) i7 i5 Z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 L' m+ ~) O  @% ]. d  E# _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  d! P, k  z4 E  v7 L; h
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: |% o5 l1 g. ?% S/ h+ ]9 ~3 ~0 i0 F$ \
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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1 l$ _( F( y7 z9 r焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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# L* U5 x3 _2 Z5 R/ U% O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' \; G" ]( e+ P; a. E; I) o, `/ C
路过,让你们看看我的波

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