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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. j6 v' C1 q) x7 T7 W; E% y* N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 W1 N+ C" l. a* K5 m( k
the other possibility.9 Q. d: v! y' y5 K8 [

! O! Z/ A, s, d/ o; U3 r& JAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" Y6 K3 R# B5 |; _# Jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ |6 \% ~* t$ L3 g  V& {( U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  @/ I# |, c6 B! ~, e1 v5 ^7 I

. s5 g; ~: U' x% HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  f: T& j" ~- U% m
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 z" |5 G% w& c2 n; n$ k! S& S
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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7 |! V  K# v  P2 y' c; V: jThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# @9 N# o- A& ~  @6 Y5 ^5 P8 f1 C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 Z% B8 M9 h# B+ D( w0 }
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; W: r% a0 R$ e" c( bIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 n% h& F. L+ Y' U: p
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.6 T" M, g7 }4 F1 w( T2 C& w

6 ~: _" ^; m- j4 r5 _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) z7 ~- V& A3 d3 a/ K6 idisgrasful and it should go away.; |4 r7 x5 ?9 P6 a

# ~9 l& z% h4 U' s* c! M4 l  j  VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 j7 ?% V: B5 h+ p& f
"z" and "w" with "v".) p4 w& j( U4 Q4 M" c% ]/ O6 S

* z4 W  T) t) r7 `8 qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 e7 o3 {: A. K' u( h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ G* ?6 v2 ?( I3 ~  k9 j% Q
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) A3 I& t2 r3 _* k" ^) l
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ }' F  }9 @5 w- M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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. r( }% G# V' s: B9 R) v6 hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# T; O' v: P$ ?2 y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- u3 O) x& t: c7 H& e3 B/ j: I( P+ h
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, l+ n9 C1 {3 r: _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. ^( E4 S  M8 |# `% g7 s

7 X9 C" `0 ]" {$ u" R[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) T9 D& x1 d. ~" d
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" h7 `1 g3 k; [$ G2 q, P7 b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& Q, [( Z, f& h) Y4 C: Q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 O: v2 X8 a/ ~" @. t
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 C' Z* E& H" b; V  M/ `2 ]  |: [% {
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ u9 l1 O5 C2 j, `/ G$ P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 \. N/ S0 e$ X
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, h$ U8 o( S5 e6 F
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: i% ~9 F% c. }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, n! z5 {; @% P4 G( A
路过,让你们看看我的波

/ V4 i5 y" ]" o& z谢谢分享
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