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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; W$ l; `( U" }: C5 ~: n
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: Z1 |- \2 U2 Y4 l& Nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 v" H3 ^' @2 M( N7 N4 Z1 Aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- g* j! k$ o, l" y; V, Z& F; j
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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. B- {) v8 g: M3 {! t8 O$ e, M$ IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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- {* s* F; |  a# e. Y: XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ Y) y/ M: B. g& wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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( W( a$ ?3 f+ t& T1 J' P0 WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 ^- L" A/ i. \) i  p2 B: j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) J7 j: K+ L: U  q4 ~& y9 ]% E% S

8 o7 I) G9 R% uGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& G( z) }; h1 A# i" }
ben a deterent to akurate speling., e  t5 p" u, t2 G6 f+ o7 s
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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) k4 G: B: G9 z; wBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: r8 `# f) m6 e6 D
"z" and "w" with "v".1 H' l3 {9 M" Q" X; I$ [
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 O  ]  Z9 i4 M1 ~2 [
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 u1 I$ N( }( m8 FZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 t. A+ w+ u# d& r. Y
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
+ Q* v( Z# ?, ~( a2 c/ A  z1 kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" k! {0 g8 a! OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% B2 ^. j( e, v( x: N
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; K- i! D- z( q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# p$ R: B' {. y" a这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ |0 S  D# Y6 x, |& u+ N好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 u3 C- P- a& F4 h: k/ q4 T
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 Z6 M- M1 S' ]  p& j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 {! T) G2 }5 c" V
路过,让你们看看我的波

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