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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; {" ?& ]7 P# E  c6 Nbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" @* l) C  o# b: F; g& }6 [6 Q% n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 i# {2 I& ~/ B8 e- L# fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ Q5 v% O+ `1 E6 c# l9 w) d

8 ~. L5 R4 p0 q" Y1 x7 m2 LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
2 x- T3 b& o* z) xthe sivil servants jump with joy.- {3 v4 c/ N* t, }$ c3 B- E
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 X9 w; h: s2 e3 F: `# `konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.6 j9 U' A4 T) n: h
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/ ~) E3 n' {" F% Q( kThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( @9 _: I) ]8 v" a8 ptroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
" ^7 w5 f1 {/ ^( bfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' @3 r" S7 V1 L
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 f, N8 T+ K" @

* [4 h  C6 U& @+ Z; bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
; L+ ~" q5 {9 v! ?! a" r7 [2 U) ~ben a deterent to akurate speling.# n* [) n- H4 f( S$ M6 R

# b/ O# g" M  |6 o  C" `' A+ ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( w( V3 i" F! A2 K/ @
disgrasful and it should go away.
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% s* m( T8 @1 }9 z3 \5 mBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% S( I6 Z# O, D+ W- q5 ]
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 |1 ?! S, q- R7 `! D9 z+ O! `
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( o; F9 \- \: B; ]
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 Q0 h: G+ \. ^Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 O' _+ N2 v$ A0 C1 Q- K; P
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 M! M& |7 i! L" p% P; {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: m2 {. Y. T8 l5 f" ]$ k2 q( dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ B# F* C9 L+ k/ v2 a
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 \) C/ H5 {3 o# N; j

4 m- }2 L$ E' z1 p: K[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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' C6 t1 p2 h( o" C' }               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ L: D" U# b1 Q# K& c+ c5 f这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 h4 P8 R+ `  s- ^7 }
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( }7 C8 k* c" M: L  i8 k  z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
+ `9 B. i" g0 k* A+ K4 o8 c惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 z- H. C* d/ ], d% `6 F* I4 F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; o4 ^9 z$ x/ x! E. A  |6 t
路过,让你们看看我的波

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