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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( ~4 L1 Y! M7 D/ Z$ F6 d( j
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! Z. O; U  a! i5 e  m$ j0 B
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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8 A4 N( o  a7 M) s" H% r) GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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) |9 O" Y: o; }- s8 ZThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' S! m8 {* L: D3 q
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! \# q' B& m1 X& e* [There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; u4 A- \: d7 w- W, ]( z. }
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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! P( x" Q: E" \& w7 {/ `, ~- `# fGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! K$ T1 S. h2 T$ J- k# H. O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.# ^. L* w) M" D  O

5 U- p* x# X& FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( l  e4 q3 ^3 s2 M+ H3 h4 Z0 y. p
disgrasful and it should go away.  Z2 `: t" H0 h& V+ ?, h% ?4 n

  s! O3 l* I% k2 [! ]By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( P/ p  F$ [/ H: z, p3 g
"z" and "w" with "v".2 z, ?" K; C2 d# d$ @
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 a4 n1 G. }# p/ @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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; w( A6 ^( V6 c; k9 X; WZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% W6 z# G7 q+ q: ^! G4 @
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ \8 Q& [4 j' h  D( R/ G+ |
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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& u1 v1 p7 [  N; H% r! Z& \2 g; R; S, HIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 }7 F2 E5 l' n1 J- B
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ c2 E7 M7 H' `- X
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, Q+ o6 z5 g# [6 wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 e" F+ X* Q0 o' _% v4 o
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ R9 O( s( V: b) ^

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 h- J5 ~1 Q& n7 Y. x& r! _  f7 i
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 C) v+ J1 s0 \! Z. U9 x$ q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, A( F" D1 ^: C- m5 _5 B% Q$ h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 g4 k; u3 p, ~! t$ L1 h
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& ]! b# ]7 S/ f, }1 v/ i2 a
路过,让你们看看我的波

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