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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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0 ?! n5 w1 L7 Z0 M' K- a. y% ]( xAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 q$ E% R9 y) \6 S/ Sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' `& j* t) y- Dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" `* N2 x5 `- N8 t) G6 oIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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- I- b/ h, G7 ZThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 I$ y8 d6 q6 A# V5 Q* C$ I
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ Q6 ~7 Q# j( z
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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. f" d# W4 p( ?6 T# J& wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" {  ^  x  j/ |/ ~5 P
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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/ l' F. ~* J) M$ L* MGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* Y# D* ^* Y, @( q8 o
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& y. G( R* }" ]$ j9 Y/ M" ]
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 g- Q% z* C  I( D4 l  k. _
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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; _# U* R  A/ ]' @- ^# RUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 X& }( ^8 ~; c9 s; PIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 ]9 Y' E: Z. B+ P( F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ N0 |. k! k# y2 i) Rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# y( f+ O5 w; E! O7 L5 z" ]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 ?6 v) E, w- f& E4 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! L, w% f1 h5 G2 X/ I" F4 y/ O" H% P
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 z' u) v9 v9 \" `3 u这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ t+ c! e2 R. v6 H9 ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! c7 Y$ e" G4 h  K  M: c) W4 b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 e' c5 d7 K) Q/ f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! W" h- n& ]) O, X% X) u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! b1 b( Y2 M& `' Q8 a: O& Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) `3 [1 w  S: ~1 C  ?
路过,让你们看看我的波
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