The Wedding Night

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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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6 r" ]# e4 s: x3 c. L9 hSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
) c. j- @0 p- W; eFor their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  

; q8 }5 j5 {- J% M' ?4 rShe replies -  No.  

$ y) W/ ]$ @4 F* x  H- S3 z3 ?Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?

His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
, C% l7 G$ Y& F7 B& z/ m6 m; B0 gJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
) F0 j  N3 M8 \& W/ U* tHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
4 j- _( F- v6 Y9 gAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
# u8 C  B7 @( t2 Q5 h6 eHis mom says -  No.   
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
; J' I/ f- |: X. B& T8 mHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.

flyincat

bullshit
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yiyi

NEB

2# flyincat
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you tried?