The Wedding Night

sweetspot

Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.

So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  

& P+ l" i' A- j' `% n2 oJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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5 g$ l: _! Q; A( B& T$ K- p" U# eHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
% `1 u, n/ @) n+ e; ]2 J  Y" p- A" W* jJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
3 d' h  s8 g3 D9 `6 k5 NShe replies - No.
" n0 Y1 d7 s5 p5 N* wJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
. y' [6 r+ e: c6 n, }, f- oAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
8 G* U( U. X* M# k6 lAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
+ i: `* p/ X$ VHis mom says -  No.   
' A5 B# ?  d) r) N3 @. fHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
% ^7 Q% P% s$ Y8 X2 L0 V% C9 j& iHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
4 N: J+ }4 n3 M  NHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.

flyincat

bullshit
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yiyi

NEB

2# flyincat
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you tried?