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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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6 r" ]# e4 s: x3 c. L9 hSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
) c. j- @0 p- W; eFor their first night together.
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -! z1 K# h3 x+ b8 @
gets up and has his breakfast.
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet. 8 f2 g- F/ W1 z" m6 m3 Q. b3 E0 H
; q8 }5 j5 {- J% M' ?4 rShe replies - No. S2 g9 |: M+ h% }& M
$ y) W/ ]$ @4 F* x H- S3 z3 ?Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?+ T. R7 M( I k1 ~
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
, C% l7 G$ Y& F7 B& z/ m6 m; B0 gJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -# e% p9 Y: r( \% K4 ^$ r
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
# Q ?; I* K* EShe replies - No.7 x$ f8 Y( c0 R3 l- j. h J8 V2 Y1 A
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
) F0 j N3 M8 \& W/ U* tHis mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school .., V+ K* u# U# d, ~: `9 ~; ~2 s
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
4 j- _( F- v6 Y9 gAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
# u8 C B7 @( t2 Q5 h6 eHis mom says - No. $ k% l$ Q) Z$ L8 T
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
; J' I/ f- |: X. B& T8 mHis mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think% m% g2 c% q* t" C U
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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