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Dear Mr. President:
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9 o' a. V" [+ `2 S( i6 X% }Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.0 Q* {0 i3 w! P. Q2 f$ P
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander' W! x* E/ O5 Q; h& i: u
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following9 v. O8 H0 g A w2 ]
plan.
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N5 B% M# M5 {. MYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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+ i9 ~1 n" {4 B* iThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.6 T \+ L! H; b+ g1 X) ~
0 j; p& T: j- c- l) A. B- `Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
; @) z! t$ Y/ Ofollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" d! ^, ^/ m& w6 H& M1 JUnemployment fixed. f0 E% E: y7 B+ ^2 j8 Z* ~3 @$ t5 A
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
5 R0 |8 K% s8 R; DAuto Industry fixed.+ V V, X6 I& F4 s
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
9 X( c0 s. E* |- p2 `+ XHousing Crisis fixed.2 f3 ~4 A# r$ _' v6 @4 j0 i
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It can't get any easier than that!
) ?% B3 q, @1 K+ @0 fIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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