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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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; k6 s# W5 p6 JDear Mr. President:% y5 D* {2 m/ E
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 j/ A' u6 }0 u$ j" ]1 VInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:6 @8 n, P' p* |1 T

" l8 E$ y7 D! Q) f) |& o8 FThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 F% h4 h) O. e+ y9 q

' j( L2 t/ ], X$ G5 tPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
' e' T, k( B# x; g% `% B$ k( xfollowing stipulations:/ Z, D, k- O% _
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -8 b+ h/ \1 Q+ P- I6 j
Unemployment fixed.
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; R0 {( K  k2 R% h0 ?2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3 k1 h2 u6 y/ v. a3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-5 C: V1 G* K# W0 ]. t
Housing Crisis fixed./ L/ s& Q' d$ ]; o
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It can't get any easier than that!* {6 e- t+ n) R4 {- ]$ X* d7 l8 e" V
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 : H+ B1 y6 {% P+ \2 `
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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