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; k6 s# W5 p6 JDear Mr. President:% y5 D* {2 m/ E
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 j/ A' u6 }0 u$ j" ]1 VInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
6 |" D8 p9 L! D8 [8 Rthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following% P. U/ Y4 L1 \. r7 t) q6 v
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:6 @8 n, P' p* |1 T
" l8 E$ y7 D! Q) f) |& o8 FThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 F% h4 h) O. e+ y9 q
' j( L2 t/ ], X$ G5 tPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -8 b+ h/ \1 Q+ P- I6 j
Unemployment fixed.
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; R0 {( K k2 R% h0 ?2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
' r/ ?6 ^7 W1 AAuto Industry fixed.: Y" S% H# ~9 l+ y
3 k1 h2 u6 y/ v. a3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-5 C: V1 G* K# W0 ]. t
Housing Crisis fixed./ L/ s& Q' d$ ]; o
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It can't get any easier than that!* {6 e- t+ n) R4 {- ]$ X* d7 l8 e" V
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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