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写给美国总统：
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# K- O$ O, y3 e" A Y+ xDear Mr. President:
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7 f- v' R- e4 Z ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.; [" }: R( j' S' f* U
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander% @% c. U, X; [* W E! g. P7 g2 X9 y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following' t# G8 G7 p2 x7 H/ L! c
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- `3 T+ }8 c; s( M0 w& n7 B) I3 i. N" |You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:/ X+ \$ i% y: `2 K; f* \2 \/ t; O
/ P% e" |3 V" C9 OThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.* ?2 ~3 j) y7 J i4 t( J
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
9 e5 `4 B; r' Z9 Z' ]" jUnemployment fixed.0 {0 l& P5 W$ o$ s; t _$ k) i7 N! F- C
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: K; m0 O" A7 O" B
Auto Industry fixed.
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& G$ N1 }% j: r3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
4 F( _, \0 l+ q/ AHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
( M; R* X3 D0 ]# ^# `If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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