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写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:
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9 d/ z( o/ M" V% R' bPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 S: S& f( ~+ }" y! u# v
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander1 S' x3 M" q- w" Q7 y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following% _& l8 o$ Q+ ]5 |2 G8 g* A) c
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, u( J0 l4 z/ r/ V0 r: Z
K4 d1 z6 T( c# z T( z3 f1 KThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.3 d- `, O2 P( Z ?/ D" C, u0 h
" C8 Y4 Z/ S/ p$ NPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
& B/ S) `+ q! ]5 vfollowing stipulations:
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# U1 E- n5 R7 h( l" ]9 \1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, e7 Q. b; V& f9 O; A6 T, [( K1 MUnemployment fixed.! u0 {; _9 g" c6 E7 I
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-$ ^' Q% x8 q& ?0 ~, c- f
Auto Industry fixed.
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1 q1 L' `& ~* j3 l+ L: X% Q2 _; y3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-( D \ F1 N+ F: m# q
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!$ o/ n* t7 V$ e3 B9 |; h8 M
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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