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写给美国总统：
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. h& a+ @% o3 d# X8 {" p- NDear Mr. President:/ g! p) _! ?' I& s' ~4 S9 u! e n
! w- }- T9 ]3 y5 f: {8 X7 JPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.8 [# a- n6 o* R7 d, m& V/ @
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander, W3 f# F+ }, ]0 t
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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/ w; l, g7 d( Q5 L- I3 ] kPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the1 w# ^5 [+ g( ?. X* a
following stipulations: \! U( W) W4 o2 G- \. m& H# b
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -( w" a% `; O d. e2 Y, R
Unemployment fixed.7 B, T/ ~: E9 o7 ]
* g& e5 x/ Z2 `; W+ g% }8 \2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
; y7 H8 v& [* G HAuto Industry fixed.$ v. ], M- R- s0 M
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-6 q4 m+ @3 ?5 V2 v
Housing Crisis fixed.: H! U" g& L- w; j/ D
" B/ b' `# Z' ^9 m2 QIt can't get any easier than that!8 p2 d9 E' `; n) {5 q
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 G$ E; G5 I& y) b6 ^( h% G, L R
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