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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:9 D" _7 C/ ~8 @8 @# d9 N/ `1 X
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 ~+ ~8 Z R' Y% s6 AInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) ~+ `5 B* }- i( `$ @' b$ j: j7 s
9 \- M$ E- c8 Z4 `There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ d6 ^" o* ^/ [4 ~5 T( k8 ?) f8 D
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" X0 l' [9 J, d4 jUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
; E7 A6 z0 x2 U! p) {+ M, DAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: b$ Z7 e8 F! X
Housing Crisis fixed.
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# ]4 Y) l7 O6 \/ _It can't get any easier than that!! G- a) I1 z9 B) w
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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