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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"% Q4 o& W/ x0 Q; R9 X3 y; g6 {
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."( J" [# \3 _: _- D2 J& z

: w7 n8 O- m( l, L"Well done. Who was that?"
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! |) N) {8 U! v- T* m; ]4 z- H"My granny."
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- s" w. z& I' K2 p7 b% ]"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” ' w+ q, J4 G6 W
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 & B4 h; a9 t2 F0 W3 \/ L, {" p4 k- A

* `* ~. M3 l9 a2 c$ P“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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