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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"% `' w, k9 w' y$ k

) N6 n5 Y& Y7 T) ]3 i4 F"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"6 A: p; P5 g8 L* y

: t. M% L1 E+ ?  m) F$ Q: g% K! {"My granny.": Q* X; x- \9 x7 v; P2 F

9 D! m/ x% C4 t7 z' n9 a' e. b"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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, Y) H! H6 j8 \6 W"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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3 L; }- G; i( d“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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0 s; w1 i& y3 g% _6 J# V“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 . G; P& `3 c% E5 L; I
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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