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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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4 H# L, y1 n7 E8 v% X8 l6 c"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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' T" e9 a; q" U) n# Q"Well done. Who was that?"; O) E6 I7 J, `1 m/ C, O/ C
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"My granny."' H1 }& w. u4 Y0 a! L

- h4 s6 A' L6 K3 A$ f"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."; q$ r6 [5 a) |* ^3 U! S7 |) J$ k! Y

* p4 L& I$ ]$ ~; O"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 6 ~) |5 ~- H) C

6 S+ m/ d0 f8 Q& G  m* \“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 # H2 f' m9 k1 u, U; C' f/ _. d" B

. u$ E- {6 ?* y0 R“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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