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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"8 @$ C& d. P. c

0 ^& o) t* q/ d6 K0 |"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."3 P' H* ~; \4 N7 d% a

9 i( v+ v5 S. h6 }1 V"Well done. Who was that?"; D  |$ Q: B$ O' Z( }# f: Z

6 g* n! `2 B$ E2 x: E0 p"My granny."
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" f8 B) h8 z& v( F9 D"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."! B! ~8 [3 |& \
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” ) l! X5 u* c7 C1 A/ Y! L

; Z. M* N, k/ F6 @8 _$ {/ v7 w“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 ( n7 s0 _4 ]; s
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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