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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！+ |; y- L( c$ f0 S ^6 r! g s# G
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6 j" D4 L: Q2 L, j; _+ SWhere did I go wrong?$ d' e5 \$ C4 `+ C8 Q4 X
+ h9 u$ H: O' W/ Q* \A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. B$ x! z `+ `7 D4 Q% D
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.# G! t0 ~* j" A- X' E! j. \
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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) M' ?. M0 U& B- O# _ M4 }Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 2 a# R e/ W" f8 c2 i+ B4 f2 U/ _
* \' q! u& d: j% O3 a1 [Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / D1 k F& z9 ^
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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B6 Y. _7 f3 m+ u( Y' `' O* b6 Y5 DHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 d' z$ A" H3 Q
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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