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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 Q, g' n, j/ O# X+ J8 Y! j
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Where did I go wrong?
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1 M ~9 ^; f6 {# k, a+ aA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; i* l, k4 }; ?( \$ M: z
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 9 D! t3 J8 X E% i* v7 A6 F% o6 b
# L; [# I7 C* a; k8 hFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ' X9 |$ a0 W2 X9 j/ ~/ {
! B3 B# u# P: ]7 TThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ; ]. z" _: K( e- a0 s' ]. q
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”; U5 s1 L" \, @$ S' Z
" g& y a* T$ iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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. a4 ^3 r3 O7 u) L8 A; nThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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