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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 X' n4 j. J- R* E
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( z7 M8 z7 D" W3 x+ [
( {; l; G+ @; c0 o! z- VOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.* `4 y( k! U0 t% `! J h: B K
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 j9 o' p- @5 j; V: q$ A. ^
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 {6 A4 A. q2 C1 l
) ]/ p- b: ?* G8 ^2 r! mFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”& u- u& N' f( ]# i: V5 H2 j$ g' ]
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) S# a4 w$ G: k6 O! y
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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