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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！: ~) X% u. R! h2 v' Y6 X8 d& O# @
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) Z( t6 P7 q( h q. b+ w6 {3 Z+ u
0 m9 I+ G: u0 }* b5 M) @7 {% [: x. AOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. f8 ?" {% c2 \4 ~) U# f
0 q+ B/ |% U5 H- K F; p: A5 |What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : _0 O0 e1 X3 `# t
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 J I2 Y5 h9 c% t5 O& T4 K1 O* J" G
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!, i2 ]5 `* v% F6 i- F p$ K
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. , t- w8 o; Z9 z
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”7 U2 }: H* f: T
+ t1 {! z2 D4 ]: ]( s( \Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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