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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; Q, n) ^, j2 ]
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$ S: [% l l5 NWhere did I go wrong?, L& |! e$ p& ~- O# L3 z2 T/ U0 y% D
, Z1 |4 b( u# `! c, MA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 t3 R S y3 c$ Z3 R2 t
j$ K7 w, r5 `; {$ b* F/ wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.7 J# {- K' K( k6 X- `
% _( N7 d9 C. U, z9 a eWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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2 q% c% W3 `/ KFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 l" e& E. X3 q( p- j' k
E+ M Z5 }7 I$ p Z# B0 n( h, JThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " ?9 m5 p. W l7 d. |2 m% ~
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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