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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！/ U1 U5 v2 w q9 k% g# `# j5 U
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.# e2 C! r$ ~0 V' q9 @& k. a5 Z
$ A( z7 w3 S+ `2 j) HWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 2 Y5 `9 L- L& Q5 {7 T [3 t
: N& W- }; r' J9 F, y6 a B3 WFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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0 ^' z3 ]* F6 Y( m, z; RThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!+ v7 j8 j3 U. T) u; \
: Z6 X# j" J3 _' b3 gFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 G2 U2 m& [7 Y
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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~8 v% K+ z/ e1 g) n% _1 i7 C% ^Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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