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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?: N, @1 x& O, F0 w/ A
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* \ S$ G/ \2 l0 M
0 B& e- k+ A2 B; k8 lOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.! B( o: b$ A8 |/ i% \( V1 V6 R1 l# R
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; n# u2 l+ a/ j: C+ G, C$ {
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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1 K; a2 I0 P0 T" }- A; [3 tThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / Q* q9 [1 N; Y( }8 Y1 a
9 }7 s, P" E/ b9 U* a7 M/ ]. ]He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”0 z* W8 b/ N! A7 p
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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* n! ^6 | n0 u3 g( |" a5 S HThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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