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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 I. R- r8 s9 L: o4 y7 c e# C. ?
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4 C3 K0 U- }9 M tWhere did I go wrong?% a( a7 a3 ?1 a% \; I+ B% F* Q# G
2 |; F, j% I4 Z, {' h4 uA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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! E5 y5 v" e/ qOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.2 B9 Z8 `" C) U2 i+ e" E6 D, H3 n. T
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 0 I+ }3 |1 s( N5 |$ [' C
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!: ~1 \% ]; Z3 C5 E
' W- S& F6 k( M* M) z sFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. x/ F+ ]6 Y5 U4 z4 w7 `9 \
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 d5 |; k4 m- t+ M( k% S! q: {
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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