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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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4 ]" |% c2 G1 \, K5 F! f/ I4 N$ uWhere did I go wrong?" _' A2 V4 O1 \# A, ]
7 A1 u ~$ C" nA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.0 h; x$ _ [! l# x+ _6 Z- A1 \ ~
z8 J! P) i" l! s! hWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / g. J* N# \( G
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!$ S) s) b# z/ q C/ J- w
: B* t+ D" |! x( C9 R, D) tFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 I% H- N+ R& u
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”. j( f4 `5 {# x" V) k6 q# H- M
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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