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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 B6 X5 I# W/ k9 ?+ d
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Where did I go wrong?$ O" q3 Y0 z% N; M7 C% w# ^( |
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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8 t! z# l/ U! y! u. n8 i: v3 X# XOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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5 C. P, C/ v. k! ]/ ]- |+ K4 kWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 2 o0 r4 K8 {* O5 H
1 n+ q1 ?' Y) W' N6 ~) c% ^: zFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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$ E# S: ^$ P+ f0 [9 p2 wFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ?+ E5 c; |! s, Q9 k6 i
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”, V9 O4 f( g; @, J
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”& ^# C. U# V& @7 p1 v% N
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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