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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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- S/ Y7 \* t9 Y, K3 W3 t6 M9 L: TWhere did I go wrong?
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! e8 D! w; n+ _$ U9 H1 J* n- H1 o+ pA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 T! J. e+ r2 V$ v4 j0 O* b
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : [( T; T! n. D& D
# O, G- p3 [2 i+ [6 w$ EFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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+ u5 F% u- J$ o0 [5 s2 b3 uHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! s$ _0 o1 `3 C2 R4 F
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”" O- I/ u* n# _" p% ?
9 F, ]$ g- B% ~0 [. ]4 p) y1 KThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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