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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 n% v" X, }3 R) S
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1 o! \% a0 L& c2 h$ f+ N; y+ E. tWhere did I go wrong?9 d+ H5 Z9 z; a
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; m8 J1 \$ Q. u5 @$ C8 b
8 [; P/ k: {; B0 V0 ^: pOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park., s% W/ W. `: P, q
# h0 F/ C5 R4 d' \, Z. f& fWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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2 D/ e( B7 u8 c7 y, mThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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% O2 E, @ o; }8 @7 `; VFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! ]3 t) h# Q1 c( a+ |* n. T( Y6 V
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# t! e7 W, ~( `) b
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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