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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！. ^% N3 h. |* K$ e! f$ a
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.+ ]0 d5 d! b, H. d3 S; C/ H5 u
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. + P5 N# Y) |3 u9 P
/ E" v. J, j' i$ SFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ! H% a7 u& R6 d" d5 d
& S7 {3 [0 T* B0 D5 yThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! ^0 J5 [) i" C2 J% Y3 O# E% o
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # H1 I4 L7 G0 H
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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- r% C" [) m1 T5 e, [Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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