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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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' T# K6 Q; M3 ~0 ^Where did I go wrong?0 ?' y+ |* q1 ~! f1 h/ ?
4 R, p% {" E: G5 J* ~A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.9 N9 ]7 V3 a/ x+ _2 n, n
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( P5 R: j4 ~( f
1 ]! r+ u8 n7 }4 }, P+ `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! E" |0 f/ M" G. a- X
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”+ _/ A$ m; W- g6 X7 Q
5 `9 o' W1 ?/ b. E) LHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 \/ S. [' ?4 @# T2 |4 F) S
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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