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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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" F6 }0 `7 `5 U" L }( M" iWhere did I go wrong?/ H" _. N! `4 j
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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/ H( I) |. I+ i+ x% @$ nOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: l' ~1 J' w- O5 j! N2 J, l
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ! e6 f0 _4 c* R& t- c
2 [' G4 b( }1 r8 O1 KFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. T# u7 }$ i3 m: K) C
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! I: U4 a( m5 ^
; N& D; K* E7 i) M: M, rHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”6 R, L W6 ]' v6 W2 a% S* _
" S1 F. j% F C: [. h! _Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 i- Z* ~1 [! p& T8 n+ i' k W; ^
4 P. n3 ^' v' QThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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