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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Q2 j0 t9 y9 _$ q" ]7 Y8 ^7 r$ pWhere did I go wrong?- a1 r# B9 U$ Z4 F3 N- ^. N
$ P. U% k/ Y) |( m; V1 G9 l# sA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) B8 ^6 A7 {7 t5 {, i( Y
$ Y" O! ^2 b, O- E3 a# JOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park., k1 ]. `2 d7 W9 ?9 h# Y+ m
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 t' F' l# h) E8 L* C0 k3 T
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 e" f+ V6 W8 D k2 |# W8 V
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* b9 `$ q% |* {+ f, I" q
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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) a" F- ]- |( ]! A, [# dHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”2 L7 g0 c* J/ D/ N! w" M
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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5 g8 J9 q! v& ]1 |4 b& _' {0 m1 PThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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