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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！. Z: s, f# K2 `$ Q9 T* G3 N' A
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9 r+ s, F% A2 M& ~- ?* @Where did I go wrong?1 L+ E0 t) l' [2 G! P! H* M5 p# m* O
+ Q1 M) M% Q3 s- z Q6 Z: Q9 _7 FA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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: E+ A h/ y- Y; G& NOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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! R m- U$ G0 H. z! @6 s& RWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; @2 h% R; x' f- E& w; O+ s# Z8 W
4 t/ e! A# R. e5 Y% G& q+ o8 M1 zFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!9 t- k2 E# |8 q6 @% R6 }7 ]/ B3 A+ [
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 0 X/ q; P; |7 z. b6 G; `
- ?+ j$ w4 C8 l) m" }% QHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* c- u% Y) |- }+ q6 `6 T5 u
- ]/ V. {! d+ qHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”! x- _3 U7 B1 P" n" R
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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