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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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. I* _/ g4 z0 u1 b5 a0 YA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : W- V% y Y ?, Z( s& j
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 l" m, Q1 T3 {" [5 |# ^
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" y( k( w% L8 G; ~; y3 [
/ v1 H1 \2 ]5 N% Y! p+ sFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 z+ _( v+ _9 Z: @. ~+ m
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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