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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！ W* J4 y$ h8 j7 `0 K
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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/ i' p- Z3 @/ IOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.! r* G/ q9 w; }, F/ \' {- L
' Q- o6 L( D" ?! f6 o" GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; m# S; ^4 S. Y" @
& [+ K. ^: q+ k. K9 j# t4 N; f( LFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. N! }3 u2 t, R; n! ?
5 D' |" i/ O7 C: [; r- z$ V6 E/ }Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) z/ }. y5 l- P. {
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " U0 \" L+ R* w' L, u
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! V' ~6 m/ U# h
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 D- H' D; m, y- U$ I! L0 s: X5 t( _4 n
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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