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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?( ]/ u/ l; Y4 {; b( L: L: M" X
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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7 ~2 R9 [2 f" }6 m: _7 {On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 v1 r3 Z- S: C3 f8 c, g
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % A) v! Y* o8 s" n9 V5 G3 N
3 P! d4 l' n; L& ?- dFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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2 h2 @5 \- U5 g3 k2 |$ Z8 EThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!& H/ a( v- {7 w. A
7 A/ V5 G" y) y& J. Q! U5 wFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”8 T2 o" o$ N& R6 S: [' W; D
2 R' L/ g4 J! @5 d; oHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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