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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！6 C# @/ H% P! e& P. l% c! e
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3 m! r% J' \4 Y3 n/ JWhere did I go wrong?
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+ {; k& A4 Q% S/ zA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' ~7 ~4 D" W, a( _4 s3 @( m: h' z
+ M" t$ ]0 l, f% J5 [On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) }8 J+ q ^* K
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ' c& c, W- g0 h2 M
4 a: g" r* r4 _+ `- F& A$ {Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!1 J$ d1 } w5 g4 @
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 4 I6 f: U! B$ e
- ^5 ^3 S. R* i/ {6 ^He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”7 x E( W; i l. S
$ }# A" m |3 N7 NHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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