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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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4 O2 f4 v$ t. q2 ]/ y0 p. yA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 Y- d+ m) S8 ^, b+ t2 L
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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9 L; w8 Q1 e5 B1 o' @Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. % A/ P) [+ Y) K& K
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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; _& d4 D8 I# y1 y+ h4 FHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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