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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 ~* F8 B- J, e# [7 v1 O' H6 O/ q
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Where did I go wrong?
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" G! O. I3 T1 l9 l6 U8 \4 i; T2 N% CA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.% u3 p' a- }: \8 x
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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! P- g" p1 A6 ]" F Z# rWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. {4 x! D2 X% B0 l$ O. ^* i0 ?4 y
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ' a0 V+ n# t" Z7 }4 j1 r, h$ W
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ Y& \- {7 B H' N0 c: S* T `
) q# e/ F# C$ e, q, `& _Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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4 J/ e( M6 \1 w* R- ?+ YHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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