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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 g- S8 I# o! M/ `
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Where did I go wrong?
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6 `3 n% |: G# K3 ]A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 8 h: H- i6 B4 P9 T) J
. F: _! v. K7 I. t3 EFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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2 G8 [- B4 }" c$ jThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 E& l9 J j7 n; U
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 ~" _7 O" x& K$ S. I( C4 {+ V
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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4 O# ]% [, R6 X, F' v1 ^5 {0 THer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”; p$ q) e3 ^/ W! A
; l% e2 P- A9 ZThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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