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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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- C, N+ ?) X8 W1 V. q3 W' N1 g9 u8 \' wWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.! F( K6 x* ~/ }% l; Y/ c
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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0 c# {. g* I: k5 k8 |$ tWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) k) V. k' V7 ?" M4 f, U2 d$ {3 t
5 b d- l- b' `" a9 f/ sFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & B V/ k5 V j
# n$ x) `% E* l5 J0 jThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure! u, h5 X; l$ Z3 M# x
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. : t* ]8 p3 z) j8 T
4 N; B$ K/ x sHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”6 A' S3 g& x# K! k+ E9 t
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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0 f$ X; f& K7 `The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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