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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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9 K$ T8 @7 ^" X% M) _A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.0 {* ?7 m5 s( \$ B: o% j
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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T( F# _5 M$ G; e% W# b& J: {Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. + c# }# D( @5 g) `
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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# W. W! ?4 Z+ m3 U/ l4 v8 i' PFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( F4 M# m( H- r- ~
- ^4 A* l/ L$ f! |$ O$ r+ Y9 aHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”2 v6 y$ c2 t R) f8 F' z( S5 Z
7 f6 o3 i: t5 M$ N* {2 T7 S6 I" I gHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 l( B& e2 F+ I1 q/ S# T4 N9 F& B
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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