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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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$ m: w5 b9 l3 b) \) bWhere did I go wrong?
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! D. b& e) [$ [& f1 d9 z! A5 n5 sA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- N) C6 s( S% w+ i
" h) W* u S; ~% [+ ^On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. " y# B8 V1 M2 _- c" W. V
+ Z) I- p7 W2 B% P$ R1 EFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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3 H* Q: O& d" n1 d/ C( iThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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/ o8 o: U/ ~, j n8 oFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 ]7 b) E* {% W# C
% u8 N" `- s& q# t! @He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”( V9 N; F- L% o
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) p3 f, o y" d3 x6 c* J
5 x; F% K% m% M. Y3 p$ aThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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