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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* K- q; o7 i: c! R4 [4 f5 d! R" B
9 M5 A& ]( w: i2 m; \: t" wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 6 P8 k# Q7 F: P1 t# X! q
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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( B1 d9 H2 u4 z# i/ v2 AThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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+ k* |# \' R: v& W: ~ ^ q5 c* F5 d7 KFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” N+ D& B( ~: h# s0 z
, G* }( t' x% k( ^) P5 LHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”8 J3 Q. d7 |) u5 X8 e/ U9 [
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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