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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?3 t. m* s6 r4 D( V, @# I# [+ h4 c
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.6 \+ E/ r6 g" J+ u1 R
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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& c3 t& F, u. l$ W6 U. ?What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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* P$ h3 P+ B& g. [7 TFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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/ D: j* j3 {; q! A3 D. ?' WThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ f' O; J% q# Q' j& \
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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4 r8 _* I5 w( v$ g% n2 {He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” V; w+ O2 U* T' A! y9 _9 y) i
7 N8 |# a" Z5 n* F% }Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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