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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 q9 H. g6 t' X! Y3 n
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Where did I go wrong?! c, A7 u. i- `$ g3 Q
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( ]$ _' \8 G9 i- Y( Q, `8 a
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.! @1 x; b K( B D) I( a, |& ~
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # c1 g) Y" _4 ]; ` O8 k
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. - \# h7 B* _; r
9 l7 j* q- Q d( c' i1 f# GThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!1 C8 S. L) r. Y/ z
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. : X5 t: j3 P8 D! }& t
3 ^& V4 w' Y1 ~$ {7 C7 XHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# @( E' d! ^# I Y" z
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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9 c" \, f/ ^3 X! OThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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