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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！+ b9 e5 Y; j, I0 Q0 U
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Where did I go wrong?8 ]6 g2 l! C* }' B8 Y3 ^2 Q( w
! }( ?3 Z. D' O# C l# lA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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' J1 E( b- e0 o) \0 |& K* w. FOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 T4 b/ Z$ L; r# h- v6 G F
: T8 D' j( v: S3 o0 |, a* AFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 s! D* W* J, |" T" |
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* \2 n4 \7 ?% [# `9 l1 W, v- O
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 0 K: i* b; x3 }3 \, L9 C7 a
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”. M6 M7 Z" H; k t3 h
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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8 s$ X: E$ Z# \' ~1 X+ CThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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