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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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1 w" I! G; h, B* F6 w* VWhere did I go wrong?& y4 U6 W) d8 @$ D
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.3 l* T5 T) d; B' k( u/ Z. G$ P" W. ]
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.7 U$ B. F3 e. p7 ~2 B( a( K! r3 W" d
% k5 H( N! Q+ z7 ~What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. $ F" i! i! K0 f' n; d* n
! W9 I+ C6 \1 Q, pFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : O8 n9 z- j* C9 T# R
! | u* ^+ D5 R3 f& d) QThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) k r1 A' W* A: t: j2 e5 V
& p' I8 y2 t+ B) ?& oFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. & n N2 R9 R! T" }' x8 O
& B2 g2 P4 ? l: J2 J& P! u/ ?He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 i6 z1 \3 R* Q
% j1 J. S; \0 L% B: w. oHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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