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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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3 b- o: s4 Z0 nWhere did I go wrong?0 {) k' N( w0 r9 ~6 h6 q
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied., Q& b% ^( \$ I+ \' ]
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park." {; P0 b! a4 P& A0 O! b A5 X
6 I! e5 w( ^" ]. S: j! p3 U8 cWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. , Y) y9 \9 P' ~: @. y: m5 ^( B
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( g3 A2 [ y; H, b& F6 n( f/ C* W
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 u3 W3 m& ~: D* b3 s2 L( Z% B+ [
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”: p7 |6 N+ `: q) W$ ?
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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