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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！+ S& C- T( J& }' v
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7 R. L/ I! z5 w3 ~- YWhere did I go wrong?% D+ g0 `2 p- t6 v3 |0 n
. B8 _/ m% y6 @% PA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; a- v' c, a- q$ _, J/ v
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.2 c N/ V4 j( R! J) V/ F5 u
& [% Z' B( g& zWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; y g/ [' X* L& S$ q( A
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. N& p% i$ D! E& v, L
" u# z( A6 e% ]$ cThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!0 r/ h8 D9 ~ ~5 r
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 t t5 F9 D1 f7 i9 G# c/ M$ g6 B
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ v m6 u( w3 H$ hThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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