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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; S* G. u6 S7 V: B1 m$ L/ t
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3 X/ S4 H. F0 P- ]* Z9 nWhere did I go wrong?1 {: x* z4 E/ t) D4 d& Q2 [
% z3 ]/ y& ?: h& w; SA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.4 l2 i8 G2 ]9 Q7 S/ D- z
! k0 d3 x: [* Z2 t! I, KWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % T( g E7 K( M) }% }
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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" s- z+ |3 S: Y4 |* X5 sThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) F! Z9 F- h1 U9 {' H
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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4 E7 B" `& N" M( XThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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发表于 2005-5-23 14:00
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