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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?" q; ]3 q6 |9 g; e
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- Q6 \. L$ ~/ Q/ @
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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( |" q4 M7 f1 G) ~5 w% h0 PWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ' @& G9 _: j/ |; P$ e% Y
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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$ ?+ M: b2 F+ E" ^& Y' OThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!0 p% p2 n/ N4 N) a' ] O1 d
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / ]* g `" R' O5 I7 G
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”& R0 Y/ t) W8 p& D8 J$ X
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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