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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?) U2 O- r4 U( C; e
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' D; u+ e% H/ w; x! V2 B$ Z
5 B Y- p: K8 |* r2 X/ u$ [# ZOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 8 g: {. F- G4 Y" @0 j& a' F
9 U$ r3 \, l1 y5 u* _Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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, ?0 H1 b5 g5 S3 z: M3 ?3 u* RThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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% i$ W; s+ W7 l4 YFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 L! K$ Z! ~: g
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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