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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！4 X) y1 w6 R8 m& t7 a9 A/ `
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Where did I go wrong?% R1 G( Y" }- L/ i' J1 n- z
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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. x2 n; [* y3 a/ W# GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" p+ Z9 x8 B& |- y
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. b( j! Y M; v6 {. g5 Q
5 f9 h% x( E! ~ P4 f5 _He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* } x" a* N9 y4 C5 b
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”1 F8 u/ b; Q( O V6 S7 c- F
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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