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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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' f% K; B! H) F. {Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) C+ m9 I1 ^: V. z9 I8 d
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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. Q( {" f. k2 |6 f" kThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ J" ~% J. L8 w# E/ U! D* L3 p: L# n
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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3 G5 R7 c" y8 Z% z- P6 ~4 m) K nHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”$ j/ d, \0 J: W" Y0 M
; ` | L2 `( d9 P7 U& THer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”3 y0 Z& p4 q3 \
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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