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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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& T6 ?0 \3 E# w X& }Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.+ H; l: { s4 y. {+ O6 E
# z( F8 Q$ l/ D \0 w7 F& y# mWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 r" s" a' ^: r6 u! a$ \
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 F4 }% b( X) t$ ?3 o
' ]( L @, [) m Q; v) T5 pThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!' Z/ E, N/ r1 g* y9 d
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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8 ^. L9 A4 s& X) DHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! \4 r; Z1 J- V* ]( y7 S
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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