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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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' F1 m- p) \- k# d" DWhere did I go wrong?# [' X2 c( p/ T: W1 X+ N
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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! K8 r4 W7 R: w" G, ~On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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8 @8 R! _9 ~! C, D& m0 M9 n1 UWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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6 w! W5 c1 @. J; E! V; V& \! PFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. / m, w3 F' z" p8 O5 i
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 U; V# @$ d# S0 v3 u* Q: g% |. r' a
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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- e9 v; u% _/ a3 ]Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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