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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; o7 g+ W: N. G$ |/ L+ Z
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Where did I go wrong?4 ` S2 Q2 k! v. W3 J- ^8 D3 a
; |* `( t# U7 ?) p& \8 I1 |A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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3 }# D) U* y: U" t7 v( tOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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3 F6 v* _8 c: }Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!0 j8 @1 b+ J9 a' Y0 n+ J
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. & Z9 |9 i- ?! n! u. E
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 J! @8 N; {. B0 z7 A3 N/ l5 q# }
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”% k" F4 w4 ^3 ?( i1 L
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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