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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 `/ i$ c4 c! [! P% L+ p5 }/ h1 F! \
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Where did I go wrong?
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4 b: C }: I% |2 J% I' u6 C2 x8 ~A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. . @: E" f/ B4 X( L- y+ y7 z5 ?
$ i( ]7 H) f# d3 \ F ]' YFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ' w! ]1 F; q, A% C% ?1 p: h
4 ^ [9 i$ F3 x% \ ?/ vThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!+ [3 p$ \5 Q! n" z) }: M
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 u" s$ I" T9 d8 {5 C: V
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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& B9 B( T1 @$ P! ^; t, rHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”/ b# [" s3 }( t, c3 h, P/ ]; \
. v9 e2 g7 o2 N! O' GThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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