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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！% N8 y0 n( N! `; ]; h
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Where did I go wrong?4 V: t3 P$ G: `# U" Q* b
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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9 k8 K3 A; L' o U2 t% k4 wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 3 I5 Z0 Z3 z( C* W* @/ T) e- D' Q& }
* b4 }7 o& a+ D8 m4 X. P( {Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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5 W$ H2 G7 [1 s6 R- ]+ pThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 I% W, {" b; s9 v8 L
& n# w; J0 I* f) M; i8 C+ GFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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: |0 \+ y! r% L, v- |He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 G$ T# ]0 R: X- K3 ^
" `0 |) H8 c9 N! l3 [0 eHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”$ X2 U4 y! B" K: y4 G1 W
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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