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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* s; Q4 a- t. I. [3 d
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Where did I go wrong?
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' d; @/ ?$ j# J# {: dA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.8 x+ E9 z; |4 k- o, _
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: {& \7 h0 d/ K9 v- x5 K7 z. n
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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: ]( ?# @: R# f2 M4 z4 I7 i" [Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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6 o% z$ g3 j% j8 \Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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- G+ @# K# }0 o" x- |: ~1 ~- t# Q1 xFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”+ E, ^6 f9 l- L1 t
* t1 K6 v: D2 w4 z, [8 y) iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”" ?" p6 E1 y+ P/ P3 |7 ^) _
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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