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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！, n% H5 M+ J$ Z" Z0 z U& `1 M o& }5 Y* I# z
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Where did I go wrong?
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n$ `9 s7 c: |% M' s- g3 o) XA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 E# r7 i% t( T n3 B
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.2 y; H2 |0 g7 F& E* W ]9 B
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# k$ o& k6 j( S# F
. ^% ]0 z* j, mHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 z9 U& j( S9 U! u
3 g9 ?) A: J& [5 n+ o7 F* RThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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