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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?. l; j2 G( b( U! L* e/ V
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 h1 {, G+ x% }9 c% X4 r0 x
& H) b5 @' n6 ^ t% x! m9 }7 _On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : M7 J+ @4 |7 V+ a- \* X8 w
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 0 \/ S. k) F5 O, u3 m7 V, r v+ D. E
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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1 B0 G3 s5 k9 Y3 X- `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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1 O: \7 D, o$ C% \) k: i: v% nHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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$ z2 y5 Q) j: _; iThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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