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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 G9 ]- l+ {) e1 i) x
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Where did I go wrong?, t$ v+ q+ Q% p# P6 k- m q* X
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 w3 P# Z; q8 I, G% v* _0 E* M% L
/ L4 e6 q7 c5 x$ K# z3 Z7 {; V/ xOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; ?' Q3 m F [
@3 S' D$ f' K8 dWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. q# e8 }9 @+ ^6 u
; u9 t% y& z8 ~0 C( U p& BFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 J) v8 q( E7 O2 y/ ?+ H7 Z
0 ~- t7 ?& t: ^) P7 O- wThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ ^8 p0 D ?! o! h" I
, j4 k% c6 E0 lFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( @' V- i: l( a" T) a; I
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# e9 R U3 a4 w z) g9 j
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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