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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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3 H8 A( P/ A+ Q* |# Q* ?7 U- qWhere did I go wrong?
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: ]- v: h8 y3 s# vA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. z2 Q& Q1 u7 u$ y N
/ |" t8 A1 m! M y& X* }On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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7 I9 d8 B3 T( ]! q% v6 a4 Q+ HWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. c3 _( C* [ q$ R
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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. c8 n1 k# W* T2 o0 tHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” S5 l9 ~( E$ o
* i. H3 S! s; |( F' s1 u/ RHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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