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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！$ G% p2 t/ w$ \( n3 c
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Where did I go wrong?
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7 A' W7 C. F/ VA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park., e3 v2 c3 u0 r7 y; \
2 Y6 [' c$ S/ z n k/ fWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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- Y" g5 s3 D: x4 R- p7 x6 p/ }Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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1 r% z! n' r. M2 Z1 G9 uThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 k* g0 @1 q9 l- w: s, i# s2 ~
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* a8 T' a) T+ @ P" B' _' ?* y' [
. X0 e: y, e/ c2 c) S' dHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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