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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！/ [' ^; k+ q) u3 G1 y* u
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Where did I go wrong?
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, A1 u& r( T0 J. g" `A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.. m- J: r+ F; c9 }2 S( E3 D
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.4 g0 K! ~. M! k. O) J' i: |. u
% R$ Q& W0 S) w# a( g# JWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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( }3 h- c4 l: o5 [) K) R" CFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & Q8 c) p" ~# a/ f
3 j3 b7 @) ]- |) W1 l5 w3 vThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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: X3 { K& |# e% Z k; YFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " a' ]3 t' d" N# A4 y2 l0 I
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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6 b3 X" X: c4 S4 c2 ~Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”8 J0 d: e, h8 C" @6 @0 I- o
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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