 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
|
显示全部楼层
再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！) {- q6 R! N9 e4 B( k' T+ n+ B* N( }
% \3 J' x- r" Y: U; D0 q
) s4 L( z: b5 `$ E; [+ WWhere did I go wrong?
: D% x6 q- \$ a# q3 x
G3 U5 ]$ a% W. dA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
/ r$ I6 D" G0 l3 F9 D
1 z! U i$ f3 N/ g' ^& Q" v- z$ FOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
, k+ T9 `( }, l
( h$ a) ^: w. W1 q$ k! S& rWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
9 j7 Z! r& F" t ~6 W
& M/ q! K, H @, h3 D& L! vFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
% q& `& v* Q. u7 K& K* v$ i1 M& Y y+ q. M1 p+ n
Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 z' K0 G3 i8 ]1 z8 B* G
! F0 `* N0 u9 b4 j# Z9 sFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
, f; U( p% ?( L+ F; ?' L& t9 _3 F$ |3 t6 ?$ Z7 n! p2 V# {% ^
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”+ ~; M: T5 m d" `/ }
5 |3 N9 n$ p5 G9 C* U- \
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 _$ `8 I. M2 c
. a/ e0 V2 C7 O4 P R5 }% FThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2005-5-23 14:00
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
