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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; p" Z" ^; N" Y p) l
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Where did I go wrong?1 o3 p) _. ?7 R3 J
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* K d& Q5 @' K
7 Z# @+ J2 ? FOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. t! w, @2 f5 l$ S
; `7 Q* I8 a# a; \( a) uWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. + O$ ?: i2 \( A- ^* q \
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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f$ I6 T# @, A, A ]/ OFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. . S$ l. X7 j; ]* @, @' {
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”: A; L7 d+ |" @
$ \- @3 M9 A- H- S; D0 ~; YHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”3 w- d' z7 g" b3 V* K
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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