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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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; Y$ D7 B+ z7 BWhere did I go wrong?5 Q% O T- _# a9 H% b1 |) W
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. f- F6 U5 b g2 e" x' O
7 c0 X* c' n7 v. b* F& UOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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+ `* d* u3 ?; {5 `2 j/ GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 7 N1 l7 B& I+ Y! n; i6 E' f
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. . I$ n% H1 B; u. Y" T8 H
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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X+ G: J9 L" \9 oFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / f+ l& e R, J2 e+ |3 C' V
% }0 J! Y% g/ P2 vHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* z% I$ \: P0 k4 q
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 X% m% f: \+ H" C
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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