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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！& {0 c! Q7 O& r
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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; ~* P/ A- B; E* U3 x, b0 pOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. P$ ]8 s" f/ S
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. & q8 _0 t: p2 N9 p
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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) Q+ {' ?0 ~6 j+ u; Z4 J+ [Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!2 O4 J7 h3 Q4 ^# B3 h
5 |0 B6 k! o5 j( J2 K pFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. & \% o. r k1 |1 a8 I5 v- s5 m
8 x( v: u" ?0 e2 f/ R5 zHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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