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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！1 I" r; g9 H9 F) C: @. r
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, z7 u6 k4 ]2 b* n+ p8 X4 ?Where did I go wrong?2 n# r/ O# p4 {
$ n2 o, M1 f. C* ~7 e O3 bA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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{4 H! T5 \) xWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 R. m4 p" D$ K
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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* I. t8 @8 o8 r. G7 K. oFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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6 }9 P5 U- }6 h2 ^( `Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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% x, h+ }* U( EThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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