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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 k0 k7 Y( _; ]7 T _; o9 {
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Where did I go wrong?, f+ P* a2 n0 L- n- i: i, }( z
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& A" E+ ]- T# Y( b) H
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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+ l" ~& `! S- Z0 d0 \What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : U Y) n* `3 Y
0 M. \0 J! H; AThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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! }8 }- N. b& ^4 @6 w$ mFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. . Y$ k/ ^6 t8 }4 t. G1 l1 V
/ t. _: }9 N6 L% @He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* N: T: D/ k6 ?* f5 ^/ j
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”+ L3 l: d, G& `: w
9 |4 `! {* ]" TThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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