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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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8 t4 L u3 f& Y1 zWhere did I go wrong?' m; r2 L, E- V; A% i u" |
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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+ x: G* O: ` x5 WOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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) Z. ^4 C- w9 n: i5 PWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. . R' s; S! a: C. `, u: o7 c
; [9 r6 G. ]6 k/ K7 v; M8 t/ Y0 P: mFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 U7 i& c3 q+ C0 w
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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