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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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3 X$ i4 O9 i& y+ lWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : u& m. d) U3 e
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 7 |! F# d/ Z3 v/ W5 ~% U0 J% r7 S& \
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* B4 q, T& @9 F5 X( n8 J
% l$ ?% W; Q) q U3 g+ @% @0 q: R/ ]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 T" b$ v( B- P- F: Z
. A4 x6 Q2 a; y( wHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”( S" _# p w3 N% a, h& E2 t
/ {. T7 R' }; `% [1 lHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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4 w0 f" ^$ z! H P% W2 ^The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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