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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?8 j7 p) C% [7 X5 _, ~
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.6 V( P% W: ?/ v+ F6 b" Y' p
5 l5 y }' F, P& }! SOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 7 }7 l, R. B( _6 E
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. + X$ |& N7 T3 K' N: U5 t
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) [4 ]$ @5 Z9 L
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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7 ~1 Z& z2 n) Q7 u x- j* WThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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