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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！" L) }/ D+ z& ?' h `: E7 X
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0 [ g3 W5 X z+ iWhere did I go wrong?& W% Y. D) F9 N6 Q9 D: [& }
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 I: q5 ]# ~, c5 e4 o: o5 ^; X
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.. y4 ]/ z& C S! F
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. , B0 e( t+ A& g7 c$ d1 f
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. - s* Z: F! b+ K5 I. D! D
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* {! W1 P& U* R) j
$ L7 M3 O5 V/ J; gHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”! u( g c2 G9 I4 s, N$ [
5 q" t5 X' s( i/ o* e+ GThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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