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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！. E5 I7 I7 D6 @" K$ @$ M& o8 {
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1 T% n8 g# C6 f9 j2 EWhere did I go wrong?
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1 I. c8 ?# t. U2 U. R" }A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 3 ^/ w, v9 V) r* v- {
7 Z& Z5 @9 U& K3 B. q4 ?! R) OFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. * H5 S L: R6 H' L4 }- N
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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% N! }& c* w8 T! b+ U% HHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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