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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?4 X" p% @8 |, h" \& C8 W- X
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 W/ _5 x3 m+ F) n- F# M
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: x" t4 X# |3 Y# c
% ~, F7 X% x8 G2 cWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. + B/ ]; p) J) ^4 F" H4 I! R1 W' s
% D- B- U) ~) I" s0 X0 wFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 h5 s; s7 {- I! M
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 ]4 [7 ^8 f. w4 l# j
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # v6 g" X% O3 T- T/ ?# |
3 H/ D+ m" ] L3 i2 i7 ~3 s% SHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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, P. Q; n# f( q3 O( |The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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