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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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$ O1 i2 B$ D! p# q% Q% K* E/ a6 S0 f$ @. tWhere did I go wrong?
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3 V! d$ C7 s# U7 `9 z% a' }3 qA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.8 {) n R4 n ~8 _
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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( x5 x1 Q& l4 \( [) QWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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: j2 |: f/ ^/ ^, q9 K& V1 D7 fFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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0 v) y% a* b6 SThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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, y, l5 d) A8 x0 i0 }! i# ?He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 y0 L4 o# ]; b) O0 ]; d u9 g2 o
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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. S/ u# m0 U+ i t/ o1 mThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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