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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！/ B w) @! M. H& J, a1 Z
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 J$ F) S2 L2 v# @5 s: T
6 r1 ?# D- H" z1 `' _& cOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) m* _ X8 M% o4 W5 n# Z6 y
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : E" O( B, Y* E
# Z/ {9 f9 G& l% I2 |& d8 vFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) ?$ |6 \8 r+ P( W" ~' n
3 e6 w2 J5 L3 k6 a3 c$ EFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. % q! Q4 f* f3 X$ k" [9 r
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”7 K6 O9 k" l; ]& [7 v
9 I; |4 E, g7 G# R: @6 ^3 RHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”! X' o b7 |1 f1 w
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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