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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！1 _7 n8 B }7 T( ]- z
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Where did I go wrong?9 |' l4 v3 X% h+ D
+ W7 g+ t' {! D4 H. }A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied./ ?3 D; M5 V3 e. O+ A( a# w
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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( K1 G( z4 x% U6 R. a& VWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 9 D+ W1 Y4 O" R* S' w ~7 V; f8 _
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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. L: a: G; j' ~. eFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 _6 M* q/ C" I5 W$ o
3 M9 P' A3 a9 `: I9 Q* KHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 q, p# ] C+ `* Z3 w# S5 V
& O0 F6 D4 `# z( y( ~6 XHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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) d* R& X* V( j( ?5 a7 w% BThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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