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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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- k3 ^5 w! K. g) W. |2 H* WWhere did I go wrong?( p" F! j3 ], a6 w+ B) B; }
- c0 u" A' S1 P4 A( \: {: p# P6 bA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* T9 F C8 G) r2 m6 R( u- p6 ?/ p- h. J
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / t3 Q9 s Q- I4 {1 N, C8 k6 K: t
! Z& I& Z$ ?) n7 Q$ O) Y- ~; k& UFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. , [8 w$ C8 z/ m9 _8 P. \" X
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 t6 n1 }3 _ q4 }* M; E) ^" E
1 Y4 e% \. i1 ? x& eFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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) E+ ^* |) T6 W( ]He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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( c2 {; Q& O) g$ f+ gHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 ?( ~: k$ a8 U; H
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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