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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 ?6 \) w2 f0 H4 C) g2 o
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Where did I go wrong?
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6 `. n% X; k# v0 Z" x8 `# z( SA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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$ @* i, [$ `$ d6 C- g, kOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 g5 U/ h" p8 s4 r& S' e8 d& z3 z: ^
* Q9 z% i, G7 V m: X# C3 hThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!8 `& ?2 a# W& A" p+ b! G. E' N
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. , X- i9 A& H5 Y
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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" E* {0 W! x- w+ Z B0 DHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”9 A0 e# s. Z6 o8 N. V/ {
6 B4 k* r3 l5 y+ ^The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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