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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！7 e, V8 S2 `, ]
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Where did I go wrong?/ Y1 x# ]$ O4 J3 x/ V
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) W% U3 i% c: b+ \
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: P h; O2 ~4 D/ |' s, J
7 P& b( A0 k* Z$ V6 }3 `- x0 Y0 JWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # A3 j# r8 Y3 D( R1 `+ P& h
; G6 x" Q F4 \6 B yFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 2 c$ M2 m. M3 j# c- r0 P/ {
+ F& C) U& |: `/ GThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! k o6 [) u9 C! {! f' @ E) w
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) M0 R( o6 ?7 ^
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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