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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！$ k: B) P( L0 y4 w' p. T, j% B
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Where did I go wrong?/ d2 i F9 f! v% d2 k' f
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 3 h9 n5 d2 A* ]9 L1 t8 f
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 B. g( R. p2 i, ~
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”, c) X* o0 [. z( Q9 Z2 S* H9 u
5 G' y. z7 c1 w! [4 t* PThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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