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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?$ |& @5 N. M& ]( J/ t
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.: y7 x2 n9 Y0 o# w, J. h
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; |5 Z6 ` G! C/ K e5 c
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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0 Y' j! q/ S6 z* s# nThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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R0 u6 `6 m. ]) uFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 W' Y, K) ]" ?7 P$ |2 ^
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 P0 B& ~6 E+ K/ m% Z* e+ J
6 O# R! M- }. B' E3 s0 T# bHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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, i; ?! c; U5 s+ D8 { ~0 [- z1 EThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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