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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！4 f" K' x/ r/ M d1 ]
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4 o* |& v. O/ M* {# l3 d0 SWhere did I go wrong?0 T$ f( I6 i# G. t: T
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& s4 I( s9 t2 r# w5 Z
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; S, E6 w9 K3 e* h, ~/ o. v$ G
- f9 Y7 g2 m) m3 T# ~; k# a$ GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 3 I* I9 H9 i, i5 n% ~4 j
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. . h y8 O( t6 {$ x$ H
+ c8 O+ n7 Z0 c9 I" R RThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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0 \" i; X( M) g5 x" `' h NFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 P0 e* G: I4 N2 V
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”( ~5 h% B, T' `( K) b
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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