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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* ], ^/ j6 z4 a T0 Q3 h* ^
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Where did I go wrong?4 D3 w; U! C6 s/ r- \( L
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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0 Y: b! V+ a1 |3 D- g. ~8 FOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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( f# S2 \4 ?) O" I: \What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 ~8 j1 Q8 m! ?
! b& J; }4 \6 q+ f, ?. Q2 ^Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!; C' a7 N& P' W) P0 A2 p
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! t( W; }' _" j* C( z
3 J8 y: q. P9 X& O7 nHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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, H, D9 _# t1 xHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”" b; y$ f6 B* J" ?+ E! ^
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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