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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?9 K0 j8 e' Y/ z) ]' g9 ~
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) O/ ]4 i1 `* F! [
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.! f5 u: H; |) S5 i$ L/ p/ n R
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. - Z, m2 z. d2 B
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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& u* P y- }* T; f5 v" RThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!+ b; K- j8 m2 s% q
) \) P' P+ d* m0 h6 m" J) L3 \Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 9 v* i$ s" s; u' U: k8 F. r
( n( r, [$ y" {& O- O( ^. VHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! h9 n' ` }$ U% Z
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ k; G4 B" B2 U$ A( D: [- NThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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