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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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Where did I go wrong?' c0 O5 f# A- d, M4 M. M5 a0 n
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 w4 {6 a( p; h# j4 P
! Y, _- b9 r8 b9 ^1 L* N C. B- pOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; y2 I3 k0 p! y7 T' ^! D
" Y; d- _* d1 A' S. z5 M- B4 oWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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' ^$ ?6 {1 w2 Y& P( HThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( t" s9 A) q4 L" j6 G# M
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 0 `2 F4 D8 [$ Z
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”; d- V8 B( Z2 V+ K
& N# h& l q! q/ l, f; ~. q( |1 V* vHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”3 I0 i$ L# g9 D- P0 {' i% `
3 D( b& u$ \, ~ eThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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