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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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5 H0 i5 n0 S4 `& ]) ]& m3 QWhere did I go wrong?+ O- {9 @: j @; V E
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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: E/ b( s" p4 a4 U; M3 z+ IOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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# s0 e+ }& ?7 ~- {2 RFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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8 C: V& {+ Y+ [2 VHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”, |! m/ x+ N' m7 K# @
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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