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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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# v/ s4 G! A/ G# ~; d/ S* P2 S4 m- FWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( k* b$ m1 b3 F# H) N. |
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % r5 _* j5 U2 e. w) r
& g3 x. ^; S" \% _$ T- u7 PFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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G \- H9 r9 f$ V, aThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. a$ L) U8 {9 c) C% |( E
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! o I3 q' y3 L% ~5 F, [+ O
% W9 @! P/ S/ W; c8 vHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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