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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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: f& h: g4 Q# E# G! pWhere did I go wrong?
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$ l ]: t. j7 h0 w7 v/ WA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' j; w" R9 |* p- K" Q0 h
# o/ N7 v( Y. eOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 7 H3 o+ {+ Z8 F) s
1 f6 C$ X) k5 ~Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" a7 D/ t% w% |6 ]
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 |3 _% O0 b. O7 \2 Z& l9 J
1 q0 c, [% c' K; N5 m5 {He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* {3 y, |3 v; R
: s' q* p% B8 g( I2 P( zHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”+ _* |1 L) j( g; @
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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