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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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5 X! P2 J8 _6 J5 B! Z7 VWhere did I go wrong?6 }7 t; V" J1 h- ~ y
) g0 G& M7 @7 \5 x$ U* P* ~% uA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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' [" v" X ^+ {' `On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% o# u# @+ x1 z, `1 X( L2 Z! L
, O2 R9 Z. V3 \+ {" OWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. f* k% ]; T. L9 s
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 ^3 s6 t9 o% x, f J' f5 G
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" t6 c4 _' Z H" F) `3 B
2 P K3 Z: D+ T( RFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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5 h# @6 g; s' Y( \: h2 E. E' `Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 @& y8 c* P; t8 k" b% t& e
6 s) Z, X" p- k: L+ {+ c0 y! GThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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