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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！" @; t- P: ]: a/ i
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1 e0 ?6 ~, t2 O& J" u5 mWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.$ g7 v) N& @9 \) d0 `
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; ^: d: N4 D8 |& m' m
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 c) t" Q- p. n. e/ H; z8 n. o
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!; @" {5 u5 F( o, l
) G8 C* U5 Z4 K, F! {! `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( z p) ]% z2 W3 `$ ?3 m+ _
& [; a& j5 D( yHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 q3 r4 \ x% N. J9 U
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”, ^+ A/ p7 \" R2 E
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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