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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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, ]0 Z$ F6 F$ z4 H C" WWhere did I go wrong?1 G+ d. x% P& h' E
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.! L8 E- F4 {1 Q6 ~+ j
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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0 K. Z; t- Q- {" _# J. E/ }, P" eFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 N$ Z! l X4 R; U1 j# @. b8 l
, T" M. W4 n# T' H. lThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!0 _. e4 A& Z5 K" {5 d5 N0 ]6 i- h
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 }+ X/ L+ L- }+ L
( A+ y/ j( ?1 \ Q5 }. [5 iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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1 i& R! Q" U3 J# C% IThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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