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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！/ y! V% J C; C7 Q: m$ a( r* Q
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Where did I go wrong?3 {0 c1 `6 h& S5 ], D% P" f m$ c% V
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. % x7 B$ b% ~% q: t$ A* w A4 g8 {
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ x3 P# p* q' W5 L2 ]" S
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) K- |$ X8 M; p- F' z
* U g6 C4 ]1 ^) h& ]8 D" BHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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0 B8 z1 J: @3 s$ ~, _, z" b/ iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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?% J2 i7 d% kThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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