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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！" [5 `8 H% i6 {8 u
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8 N8 Z6 B0 M5 EWhere did I go wrong?3 M$ w' r( u% ]* [9 l2 h' T
; G- l' ^2 d- Z# |) z# DA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 U/ S7 k0 f1 q9 [! A% F* U
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% h4 L& w9 Y; h
D' S# B, T0 p9 {, X m1 WWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 v4 ]+ k# Q; \% g5 v+ _" W. @1 M
. c" B I7 M+ QFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ! l5 o7 O$ S7 v! I
# ?/ R3 m: k. z1 ]. VThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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3 v- |' f4 ?. A1 M+ c" lFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. % c3 D) I% [1 d! L/ [
) v7 j0 N3 z! x) E4 wHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 r1 B2 q) p( l" D, c
+ Y7 B% i8 ^3 \/ p, s1 K' {6 Y# THer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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