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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后!1 W+ ]- M+ ~2 c1 \9 X
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Where did I go wrong?* x' ~4 \* G1 Q# A. h" ?/ w. A
' W; `9 d! z% r+ Q& l2 ~+ p4 AA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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& [' v$ Y. }& y- pFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 Z @( d: E' j1 E* r
* n" z$ M# S4 n7 ?6 d) H5 {# ZHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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/ X, p- P9 P. THer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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; P: z* d! v+ x5 [# k, ?6 u& MThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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