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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?( V' u+ a" _) \( |5 I
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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( a; X/ O5 P5 P! D' wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. + V- G, g+ G: b! I7 Q) v) [4 X
; W7 z1 e) Q3 d" W/ DFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ; o) D6 `7 b" i' l3 _6 Y
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ P6 Q4 I! w/ V, l( G- D$ L* R a, S7 q
& N9 m: N6 ]; {9 O" D! m, {Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. - r9 r: a6 J0 X/ |
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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; s% G3 {4 b5 S$ ? n" ~/ |+ CThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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