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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！ h+ S6 a% j8 Y! f, y; V6 O
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Where did I go wrong?
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6 s _0 B) h7 j L+ p: l( fA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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c" s: F% E% t. \% s( }$ v- @On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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* b' F* H! p: b# |7 }1 ~0 N* D" CWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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0 D7 P" @& t& m- W5 v* ~$ uFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ) ^9 P& B8 P5 d" p9 y
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 f' {; e5 L+ f: @5 O1 y4 m- o4 j i
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / c5 I* J8 F, k1 l/ S
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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