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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?' o3 N1 b1 i6 }* K& G$ M: [
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.! _; S+ Y0 g* o" F' Z- i+ @
8 @* ]1 j8 `( \* ~1 S MOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % c. W2 Y+ }1 @: ?$ J
( e- t0 v# S% mFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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- u& v' B1 m# J7 ^# r1 \- `Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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3 B" q* ]5 j& xHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”, P$ t5 D) ?6 w' B; B) v* F
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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0 c. X) x8 l z4 H. y) g# jThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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