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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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; ]% V& V, r2 B" S& I9 vA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied." o5 \4 c9 N4 R# D1 ?
& @+ a( K# |$ Y- |' eOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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# ^. ~. r- }* R' E2 @0 F* wFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ; Q- v9 t- h' \; I0 e
. a/ Q1 ]$ B" q% O, H+ iThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 V. s% y. ]) z
( ]7 ^9 g6 E( xFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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5 i/ B& ?" ?% x$ k( yHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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7 \% w0 w1 H& f2 k) T! I& {0 OThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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