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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！& P5 I1 K5 N) Y* a0 ~: b
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Where did I go wrong?
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+ M! d' v6 ]( hA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' D r# i0 G, @$ C, v1 }' |
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.8 T+ l' I+ g' u
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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" _2 `' u! f" B+ H# u* MFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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, S, A1 }* S* ~: O- P: l/ UThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 j3 B) I7 b+ X& ?+ S. v* P
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. : y. g0 x/ ]2 `' N. R, J
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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( c9 a' P0 d% M* R O; aHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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8 o3 z3 o, E' M0 n: K) m& nThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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