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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* q% t# q* i/ }- h6 T
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Where did I go wrong?6 R( t( ~) g5 I9 e3 F6 Z Z
. b! ~! M( i ^4 Q" GA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% D0 c' f i9 ^2 J; t
/ o- Q8 u. Z0 }. }* D! \& {% QWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. & L* ?5 T6 ?) _- ^+ Y4 H, W& _
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. / p6 p5 O% m1 [( Y$ y
& k1 I Y2 M* K e9 |$ m! H6 zThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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9 [3 O | B* X7 yFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. & H) `. M1 Z7 c
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”" h( s! z6 \" y- O) l4 h3 \
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”% X" ?5 B2 Z. V/ ? p
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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