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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 R/ A# T! |/ k* d7 M
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Where did I go wrong?/ K$ c/ s" D3 }3 t3 W( y
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) [9 p9 j, q$ k4 i
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.& z! J1 y6 S9 P O- A( @: w* ~1 v- H) s
9 _: F3 n+ {5 b7 k+ vWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. # u- [# b f/ y
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 u) a/ C0 _+ W: m9 {' f- _+ ]; f& x4 G
8 g8 ?* i2 G. \$ oFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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( ~. ~- s' p6 mHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” B" q, o& s0 O4 \( U
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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) \6 E* ?7 R V1 o, ^3 ~$ bThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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