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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！4 L8 s: v( Q0 a' w% T, c
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Where did I go wrong?) I' X3 J& W9 ], V$ F; t) _
5 o5 f' V; |# ~! EA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; ]5 d. [6 j! H' g* N) t
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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+ x/ o1 p4 g+ o1 S2 GFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 e4 U! ]8 \# T7 R, t
+ W8 K. p, Q& H7 gThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* f: T9 y1 K& S3 Y" H
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 Q8 }0 J5 k9 P5 p
; j* Y0 V- q$ d: g; {) yHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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9 X" w, {3 N" u$ F$ T3 ~7 ~7 \The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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