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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！' D$ C2 E% [. e- S2 y D& g
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) `1 O* d* Z+ T* k' J; j2 YWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied./ X2 @* N; t9 p1 \: D# u
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. " ~ U/ P N0 r e8 i* E' a
* s3 i# X/ G+ o4 p3 sFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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- r8 c) ]! h/ {9 eThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / o: [* T9 h; {5 A4 p7 j
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”- j) ]$ y/ |+ K! I8 r
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” k- Y' c, }: I& A& y$ H. V( N- M
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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