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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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一定要坚持看到最后！1 @% G2 {. ], a1 @& Y4 D4 R5 ?+ H* ^
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2 a% f3 K* L" R( z* G" LWhere did I go wrong?) K3 v" I4 L! v) s, S2 D( W
) a6 v* M9 l6 Y9 |7 wA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 h' ? Y Q5 C; E6 e
; G+ |9 @0 S1 k8 T% j& u" GOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / u8 V% e! A0 \5 S/ n7 ]
2 Y! s# A$ G# tFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. + I* w0 e% m- j/ n* |3 c( R' N x
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 r2 x: Q1 a* D6 p
* }/ ?0 m- w/ T& `" `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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7 C# _6 O3 p! o* ]+ o4 j# JHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# B" U* [+ x, ]6 |+ n/ Y
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 d" g; I/ T, H+ r6 I* w& v5 R' g9 |
: p t0 R: w* [; n9 N4 wThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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