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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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: C# ?2 n/ a, B# v! uA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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" W' K6 w! R6 p% x4 [! S$ z: @5 UFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 2 y/ a! |" q: P
9 T! ^: v/ z% z0 b' W- SThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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$ u+ L+ x$ r3 W5 ~He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”8 H1 x# L# s2 l8 t/ x0 h, H
. H$ ^$ q0 ?' |Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 {3 l! O" \8 Q, h) F# l; a
) I% v# {# A$ L1 R6 c$ tThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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