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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！' W, U! [1 q$ x' j7 ~8 G
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+ K- b# h: J# EWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; j3 u+ K* m1 u
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.# c& S3 `& I! k
8 U1 y. A) Q" N" `8 \2 o$ B* p2 fWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ' s# f4 }; g9 N) j' U/ T; B
( h, I; x7 U7 M4 mFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 7 n" |. d$ O, g( _9 B
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!% v1 B4 c) h# E! q m
3 p0 @( S) e# S4 s' g) R3 WFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 5 U& e$ \% T( c1 Y/ I/ q* t
4 b% u, T& @3 |He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Y+ P* Y" h0 F2 s$ `" C7 BHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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