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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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' Y, L/ y, C# x0 `0 D4 \Where did I go wrong?: E1 [ }& y8 T) M5 V
% N* D. z5 d2 q* L, d2 D* ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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& ~' G, @" \5 c5 S4 [" wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.7 f d }/ z; T) U& J' }
( p3 A% w8 j! b% KWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 9 B; |9 g3 E6 t2 e6 h: @( `9 V
, |0 k. ~9 f" w$ _. mThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!9 G2 r3 s; _# H U
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " L1 e, E, o6 U) E( x) s
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 a5 y: Z$ n" p5 k$ ^# P i; B
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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6 k/ L1 H2 S$ a* }+ c$ @9 j# oThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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