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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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Where did I go wrong?' Q6 H5 }5 Q1 y- {' M+ a/ D* E
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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& z/ |: D- G5 k2 S7 X: W! ]On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. , b0 y/ V$ ^* P# `
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! z" D' U1 K- U
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”) Q3 f: n# N- L$ w( k% h. S
1 \" n% c) Y1 T, Z. Y9 M' GHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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* ^3 A4 y# Q: @8 Q: E! m3 }9 PThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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