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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！: T9 x3 L: k& k* m& X
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) o J( p& Q+ m; h K' a6 G
' V( f! n+ m+ ~; r4 v; c7 TOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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7 G8 W! r6 `7 X9 g" p" L; ~3 wWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 9 n, \/ ]2 g; C; a/ P$ k6 u+ ]; V
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 [$ v4 Q% c) V: _- W
. J. l+ B( P* q7 v# BThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 r0 k0 R* B4 W, t1 _1 q: G
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 ?. j& r2 c% @5 J1 X
* y) @9 ?, y; e- I8 m8 x# ZHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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( o6 l% P4 t1 eHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”: |% T, {$ M8 t
4 E7 j7 ~6 c+ `3 r: eThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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