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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 z" |; h" S) i* f9 h
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& ~9 Q( ~8 Q% Z2 M& o! }; dWhere did I go wrong?
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/ o, l2 ^5 X* c+ q! ?. jA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* p5 X% R i+ V6 x- Q) C: [
) C( [' i5 f! v# Q9 T) ]; F) HOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% d# ^! p0 n; s. J$ |& N# M
$ x' l8 |# D O4 k( T% gWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ! S% M0 g0 |) y! X' J. \" l
& Q, `7 Q1 M5 F3 R6 Q6 GFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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1 v- r; @- o' J$ ?) I+ L7 pThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!& F; ~! j+ C3 u% u
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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% P, j1 i6 i9 X4 v% d4 t# nHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”2 w( j2 A% X: a, k( `; L) c
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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