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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！- c; N" F6 `1 Q" ]7 n( V# ^
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% n2 S' C) e/ ]. A( n! W
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. " k5 n( [) @+ q% `2 n$ W
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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" l# A- N/ x l6 ]- U/ o4 Q8 MThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!: ?7 j2 ^; Z2 Q( k# j& s
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " I9 s [! ~2 }1 x9 f/ F
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”2 E# }+ n( j5 w
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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: m# z, f" E' A' @6 dThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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