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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* h+ G" ~. e' u
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Where did I go wrong?$ P2 n7 _1 x4 ~8 J8 I
5 u4 a3 o: M' J0 Y# ~8 j. j* XA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- f/ `) z" z) p% N1 H
; W' B9 W8 _3 W% u6 L0 [7 }On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.9 l. k) B' T; q" y2 R# n) H
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 7 N9 E& ^3 R' ]3 M
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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, ]; P' a$ G+ X3 cHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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' o4 \: P# A8 h% `The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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