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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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0 x9 f% d2 B7 |$ q; @) m" CWhere did I go wrong?2 x! G/ \6 O5 {0 B# K
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) s5 I4 l2 w" g
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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! L3 C: L1 u) X. g( `$ jFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ) D. {" H8 K+ Q3 F$ e
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!. { C' D j) b
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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5 x# r1 E! n1 E7 vHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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. o4 n8 v5 N/ q1 `; K% l. l* u9 Z* T6 sHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 S. f2 Y' `& j6 s! E
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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