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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 W/ Y1 q/ }& ~& d1 L
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& Z4 |. A& \$ x9 c8 nWhere did I go wrong?
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9 l3 J0 @5 m% F* jA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.9 T+ O4 c: ^/ k3 `6 q( O
/ P0 w- W: x7 O0 L8 t) c" l6 HOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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9 A" g3 n0 }3 I& ^& W3 Z3 bWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 7 {3 d1 H. @" \
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ @1 T" p$ \$ I. Q1 T: c
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”& M3 y: Q& E) P) v4 ^
; W5 r9 ]) u5 HHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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