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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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+ V* W7 I1 x! U7 {# tWhere did I go wrong?
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6 m/ B. n8 p6 s. CA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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5 ^0 V- @0 x: T" ~3 x: rWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : a+ T9 h2 w% e: y2 B Y }
: `6 A( q( H0 G9 ?8 {* D6 jThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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1 r3 N' B+ T5 e, S( nFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”$ @! Z- r+ n8 N% ?' }) z
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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x+ x3 n) p! n+ C$ xThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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