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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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+ j* I5 a7 \, x: P* J* O) UWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. w% ~* B- L- h
5 C3 ]/ X4 c) R4 uOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. * y" o' @1 P) N' L- M6 q
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 S6 C3 n1 S- p# e
3 a8 K" u$ {- P/ TThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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6 ^3 _0 j% j6 ~4 r0 n& BFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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& o' Q8 g1 O1 W2 A2 vHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”( ^+ u/ @8 h* c# H$ ?' T$ t o+ Z
5 k' e+ o* X0 {" X2 G; dHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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8 }+ ], P$ f S* N' F, s/ yThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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