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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 i$ C: A+ d. X8 u+ Q% t
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2 \/ u5 q- ?3 l! YWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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: j3 [1 G+ o& jOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 v' V+ i( Y+ y; c7 J( @7 K
8 {" L1 a2 l$ fFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ! `& u" |' \5 b
# X+ Y9 g! E% K) aThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!9 X. O+ J& M& q
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 z; m+ h: V1 R
: N3 U7 Q* H8 E' Z' _ a) I lHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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: Z2 u$ z; o+ y* Y% a9 L, s, r0 ]/ VHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 }- O% _% q7 E" \4 F6 Z) s: R% D9 F
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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