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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?! I* t# y. a) V. d: X& A; z/ d3 Y
6 ` `# F, c7 ^5 nA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied., J! M; J2 t2 ^; w3 R$ |
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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' d1 F9 ^+ p1 o- m6 nWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! V! {" S1 v6 l" |0 s4 k2 J
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 7 H# @7 z, q5 }0 _ o
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”' o8 g. b( T8 o
* ]$ B$ Q, f9 J2 T$ y: qHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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