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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 U" h1 v$ E5 U$ D9 t2 K- H
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|. O- o: u, @$ B# P. D$ H( j# HWhere did I go wrong?( g: R! o3 u/ w& X" B, k' v4 O5 g
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) e, N) K" Y: i! A( @& K+ R5 B( T
# R, l( ?/ _# Y2 j, E# N' U. i1 ^* b4 d7 ^On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.5 t) C$ e3 I' k$ q
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) C a1 }9 B$ g5 H6 @
; |: ~ g7 L2 f7 K6 @, f3 uFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!- Y% [2 z' J- o( ?
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 q# Y v$ q5 G) ~+ y, a
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”. C3 l: V0 r9 d; L: h3 B; E) u
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ t: c& k2 W! ~9 Q( _+ f- JThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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