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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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- `1 V8 d t, o; cWhere did I go wrong?7 y; ?0 Z+ D" ?/ ~
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied./ }. j! x }, O3 L4 v' j
! @) \4 f* U9 xOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.2 B$ z2 o: J* c; s8 }
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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! C* s- T( M& r6 h. JFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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v& h/ ?$ H+ l4 CThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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; Y N8 }4 t. S( k+ MFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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1 F/ ]% @+ P* c0 RHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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) q3 F3 K. e% B4 }2 THer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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+ ~' A5 G+ j! H+ F( G4 ^4 g1 {' P1 I3 MThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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