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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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3 Y% s& R4 I. \. V# kOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: \' j2 N: p, C; s. I
) k3 \9 ?: K0 m; vWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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- Z7 w8 [& w3 P' B4 r. TThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* I+ q) v* V* b6 h
) b4 q( ^8 c! L" AFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ; N+ o' @! u9 x7 E: a
: w/ M1 ^1 O7 Z+ F2 n N% V( Q* GHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”" j$ `6 v' K' m3 u
+ n$ b. Z) W9 {$ g+ o9 X2 c! h1 A7 NHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# _' ~' ?. p9 m+ d- t" F
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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