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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 D1 E& @: H4 M+ k, P8 ~
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# v. l0 S3 _0 ]: x+ BWhere did I go wrong?
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) C. M+ s6 B" xA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( a/ V, ^, r. Y* s; B; `, ~9 w
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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6 P w# Y D# i% {1 s' GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 6 o7 B$ y# _& I- s+ I' `0 ]) E6 j
! ]. B) V6 |% d, U0 T, PFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : b: m; O) W1 h( @0 l. o# E
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 H; D- h+ T! ^ L6 B
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 [2 x# N- e* [& \3 p
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) X* F0 @8 V4 j: M( h
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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