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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; h. {9 B' b; l' _3 a2 j, s$ {
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0 @" t/ c# i, J* DWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.+ X* r- q% |# X- x; v8 _
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ w6 s: m( o* T. o2 @
2 R$ b; s' V) W* l& J. E; e; eWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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' l9 F9 W5 K8 X9 pThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! y9 r& s8 S7 ~9 K' H# |2 W' z( A
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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3 S; l7 e- _0 UHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 x* O" P4 e: ~0 N" Q
% a9 V- {/ o, v- n OThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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