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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?6 Z- M1 u) [+ q, }: ^+ o/ Y
" y. c [3 V2 F: \A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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7 h; f( s) s6 c2 XOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. & J4 H; y1 X( x6 H! V
a( N0 [7 ^! f; HFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 4 l5 G/ E; O- j2 [
+ J! N7 v* E$ nHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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\$ }3 R1 C# P8 P+ ~7 c4 LThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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