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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 n( I3 C1 x) L5 n" ] f& \. t
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: O5 W' D4 A7 R& v$ `A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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' a( r# Q% @' ]1 q- f/ iOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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% H7 Y9 l, i( P$ d- e. W4 yFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 ~% a- P, o" K5 x, N
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. & o1 R' S. R& d! B9 T$ g( G1 g ]/ _
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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4 e6 d2 B @: D! F: u# jHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”. k3 m1 h" h% c6 _$ }; x, a
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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