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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！& K7 z. _# G- O$ S& V% e8 m
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& _* y5 _, d9 o9 P0 d& m' ~3 PWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.4 U5 ]' j ?8 [7 e) c) ~/ r6 }4 `8 U
V6 c! ?$ R8 _& IOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park., q4 c" i0 x ^! L I3 s/ n' Y
. w( l1 G* U/ h T ~What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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. V$ ~- V+ Q3 ?; d# X4 j* {Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 2 G# r* I5 k- s1 Z2 u2 k. L) s ^& m) y
* }. [) ]2 V0 H* M; N& [* \7 X7 [Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! ]+ Q! j0 E; ]/ n
! |2 @1 J6 K# G m/ }% aHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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