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再来一个
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6 a) z% M( t* Q! o+ VWhere did I go wrong?$ m6 s0 V' G# m4 g( T1 w
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 J l0 \$ [9 E6 x/ @$ n+ h
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. , Y+ W4 N: `. G# b# d. o* F* w
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. . [$ W' H* ^" L1 A: i2 ]# ?
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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- [, S( b7 B) b& v! U( H- IFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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/ a+ X* t) `0 X+ x6 g m1 tHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”8 x8 e! Z4 d- H
% h& _7 Y1 z. ^6 ?" m$ h7 U% ?The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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