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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后!
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Where did I go wrong?
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8 B/ h( v3 R: W* \A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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; [: k6 H2 ^& uOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; V7 R1 S4 ^! W, v
4 D. @- o2 I4 g3 PWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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9 h# o7 G5 b" d* s) L/ r% y0 HThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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) i& {$ V$ ?5 Z* F) |! \2 iHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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