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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！) }" r8 c4 ~% k4 S1 w* b; b2 H7 ^
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Where did I go wrong?3 ?8 L# V; b' o4 l- R7 R
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 g! G# z& R7 `2 M. Z
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.# C- [! r/ Z% X% V1 F
' U3 ~. f* B3 J) HWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) O: T; ?% r x" o) ?# Z. H8 m
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. k9 y! P3 Z/ b+ `' a% V0 N) ~
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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( ?9 S+ d5 K6 s$ i; C! x! Y0 _Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # x7 |' \8 z# g( |; Z- d9 q" `
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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