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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 A+ Y1 q) m/ M& x* w1 _
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 F, q; s" P9 C3 P3 H. ?
$ B) E5 g. A1 a2 n' {: [On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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$ ?% ]0 v( v& g, G3 MWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; u/ j: v2 U, ?( v& h
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. % J3 E9 y9 r- S7 Q
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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4 |! D% X3 X( P2 v' r# t2 m# VFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # l) b8 _; D6 c* ?8 M& Y# F3 @5 x
) c- c" _: L" A1 T0 MHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) R7 f1 x4 x- A9 [7 L
- K1 g+ m2 G( ~5 zThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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