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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( }* R' v7 U5 Y- K$ U& y
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Where did I go wrong?: p) a9 J$ W7 w% @4 _
, O- r' f$ H1 L. x6 wA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.' l( i/ g n! G1 j: w
6 L2 C' l+ Q" m* W7 mWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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6 r h) X' ]5 b5 V$ c4 n: G vFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!6 M! x, R' H3 s1 }( `
+ m& o, ?. ]- mFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 u" x g. y. [0 b. E
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”0 J9 {2 ] W5 f [
$ W( Z- [6 U6 b; G, iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”% a7 D9 l. R8 R" T3 ^$ P/ I7 D
$ a g0 u9 C q5 U) D) gThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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