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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！- x9 `) e! e& X: ?* h! n7 }
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 I' x7 z$ b! X! B* `( I
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & m1 b( w4 D/ t
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 S3 q* d6 @" f! i' W
6 g2 n$ w3 G* ]" g4 A2 zFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) ~, O+ c0 c6 ]3 `& l; q5 E6 V
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”2 m0 A6 g; }" k$ k# w
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 {1 i! |- `6 K; j8 L9 Y
2 \: C" Q6 v8 x3 y9 KThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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