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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?
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* d$ e, E1 C% u CA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 _: p& t9 i9 P% D4 x- C
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.! |: i2 h. Q; g9 Y5 ]
4 L) o/ e) k% ^! E+ I* M; u PWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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8 X9 g3 S) A3 v+ uFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. x7 _) |. t, t" H
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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! }/ I, ?% f% b6 J; O6 JHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ [6 a. I) V. |6 d) f; g6 w1 iThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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