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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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. |9 j/ U! d5 x2 |9 W; EWhere did I go wrong?/ g4 X; n/ X. E" x7 O9 `# L
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.8 F. T, e" v3 `3 o$ Z& F
$ | Z- K6 J+ J6 FOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 8 T; m' o9 }) ~% I
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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7 z e) \: C5 t7 o8 [7 s' yThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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# k+ o1 Y0 `6 z; hFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”: \9 M! A1 K# T0 x9 ^4 A" O
+ k2 E0 K: m3 O/ h, T: }; S2 oThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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