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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！$ ?4 _' E2 N0 e) L! j) Q
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3 g1 Y9 `' ]( r4 f% zWhere did I go wrong?
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7 T0 L6 c7 y/ ^9 TA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.9 n$ V* H5 w7 z( M4 M
3 l! ~- D( r* \+ I% aOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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3 I2 v9 `) M. TFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ) e# \1 g6 g% z0 `, J" J/ F
3 @- ^: t: ]4 X3 _$ K) M4 oThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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7 Q9 W. n, \& R6 U( b; i4 wFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 9 L9 z* l3 x& |$ Z' |
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# Q5 k2 s) Y; x: f# T
1 r( G; G" h7 }2 P) d+ v2 w. w2 X, jHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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