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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?: f' {/ ^, J# F/ C& \6 b: o
, s! Y% K& u Z9 F) jA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( A- t8 U0 \% q2 P$ }
4 T3 P' t, G4 q; @On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.- Y% h, k. ^, }% K, b
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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& v; f! d3 q9 U9 I6 n$ jFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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f* _6 U4 ~/ a6 r* [) hThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 C* V: P) q8 j& t6 ^2 W( P( P
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # H3 g) N5 Z$ G3 h- t
9 e6 X+ T, t) h- L* L5 |He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 I3 l9 N8 ?8 f- J) j2 ?$ U
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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