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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！: _" s! }6 `) z# v
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Where did I go wrong?4 g7 J$ F3 h- B, I4 ^! `
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.4 B& N) a$ ^# L: w3 u
( z9 q, f- T% p! Q) P. QWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 n& L# n+ d( W7 Q
8 I7 L; J) v- {$ k; mFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. , C k, d% e7 C% v
: i& w2 { I7 g) w- Q1 pThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!- d$ s g/ c+ g4 k! y
) j5 u2 E+ S4 q- L* uFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 7 s6 E6 F1 L) `6 Z
# R) |% q' _$ c. P8 B- X4 V: Y" D* \He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 H# A4 @+ v- H+ j& S7 Q
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* W) E) Q. w7 A0 D% L
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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