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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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: n0 E& N( e. J/ A% P+ _Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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3 x$ G. i1 Y+ Z- J. uOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.1 I5 f7 L1 Y' i% h) B
) |+ e* D4 Z8 Q8 m* _What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ' f ^7 g0 Z' h( @ O
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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4 `, Z. W" u, O2 H+ [Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure! e/ ~# ^8 w$ S( n8 v7 D8 \% W0 Z
" e8 J+ x7 x S( A5 A, j/ k- m' aFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! p/ {+ m6 R& U" ~
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 q9 w, }8 R4 b0 T( y6 d
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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