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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& c, w3 w! j1 Y: v! {9 c4 T
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park./ G9 ?8 |- T' S* [" I' ]
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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+ O H4 ^- [0 m; ~# PFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 N5 z5 A0 A2 x! e( m! c
4 \# D- o( v, H# o! ], A4 GThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( }" Y9 T5 f3 O8 i
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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7 b; M3 a1 e- s; ~He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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( H0 \ Q( @7 _9 T. l: X! CHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”; s. G( @) H# U: m& Z% w9 I/ n4 G
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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