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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！ ^1 g6 Y A$ h0 \7 T
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+ @, Y, v# l6 T- G1 E9 f6 xWhere did I go wrong?0 T' t& b8 t2 C+ ?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.! s1 X( ~( [2 U9 r$ x
/ b" v8 p0 A! G8 lOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.+ }( ^2 C) i6 t- H. C) U' X
' i7 K" _5 x0 w" Q5 W* qWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. " ?6 S2 U8 o4 k/ \0 ~
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & l; {/ j4 j" h g# _) X6 F
9 X7 X4 @7 d, P% t1 p; ^Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 T3 G% Q3 `+ q Z
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”1 z& ]& \; h) ]4 K; B8 Z
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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