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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！, `$ G) g$ g p
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.& d7 v3 \0 |4 A: _; H& H
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 a" d( N1 O: ~1 t5 Y% c
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 \: [' r6 c% G$ ^
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 ?$ D' P1 Z( H- I5 E" M7 C6 o8 b
, i# V9 C3 S" g3 J; z2 D1 U' zFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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: }( i# W& Z& f' m1 IHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”$ W5 t2 Y9 h) a9 W( m
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” x) V% Y) R! a* Q
/ v/ P" b e% r7 m8 HThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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