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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?! w0 k. R( F8 c- m3 f! A* B+ e
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2 k# i7 b3 q' D+ zOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.- U/ Y* B5 M4 i5 |1 [5 e0 n
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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# b: e: V+ K9 W0 a0 ?$ T* Y; k* C! oFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 [5 {. \8 l: y+ d* |/ n, b9 A7 d6 C
, \# n( F. X* {+ BFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. . J; X1 d4 V! j! }. H' o1 y6 E
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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% H. u: d( S7 ?& f: ?Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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" D0 T+ b" R7 l$ l0 i2 eThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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