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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; M, w; v& \ {) V: p/ b3 E
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4 u" w9 t2 E. RWhere did I go wrong?/ w4 Y/ U$ S6 Y) Y$ Y' l2 a+ o0 t
( W3 w3 V/ J2 ?+ |6 ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.4 C% r; y T [/ _. N% _
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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: ]/ T1 E, j. ^* C3 ]: YFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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. t9 L! a$ S$ ~" P4 m9 Q- ]Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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4 G9 T+ N/ @; ^& y% JFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 0 q9 Y4 O" g- U4 J
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”; {* |- I" |' Y" }
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”+ y* z! v8 b) e$ N2 f
" q) K( z* [: o/ KThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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