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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.3 V% z/ `# l5 O4 S: w8 @- S: e
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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! b6 d* x4 g" }8 Q3 j, KWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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2 o" k7 G- h' b8 Z, u! c qFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!. }5 X2 `# C8 U
6 Z$ f a: D& w3 SFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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# o: t3 w& o+ i1 c& }He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”' u, Z; M; ]$ Z# [
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 Z7 N7 o( |* j; K
9 N8 Z5 j/ Q$ h0 }: q+ a$ @The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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