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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; m3 |) u2 Y$ e
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4 a \' m( V6 p OWhere did I go wrong?
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8 g, X1 p$ I4 U8 w& x$ Z, k: ~& OA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( w0 S& M4 t! L" @# R* b
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ e: q4 H6 f3 `* Q; F
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. * P, _8 ~4 l! l2 \) ]
% G% w0 I2 _% L# K8 ]% z9 rFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!1 H6 f# {9 g. K# B) j+ c
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ; R, K8 P0 E% S1 J
/ Q* z" A. x2 l1 Q. y2 y- T0 Q* GHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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: j- u# J4 l" x9 t1 ^" m! ZThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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