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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* ^: i) ]: \3 c1 k
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Where did I go wrong?) T/ Y& x: ?2 P- x& H% H6 O! n( j
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: y9 X1 Z# G& g* AOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.& ?9 P# _- Y0 M' F( B' v! c
- v) U# z: H# S( n% HWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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- O9 E, x- H2 R. @4 d, P! o- DFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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, s$ X8 M3 l- @/ zThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* W6 w* H" {* @. B# V- \" _9 D
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. . W0 Q- S6 |5 c# R) f
" u' q2 H$ R* w- P) I; t tHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”: }3 ^- U8 W" o& t& ~# \
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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