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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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. D+ Y7 k. V' A% c* RWhere did I go wrong?( q: p. D4 E7 u- N0 E
, x: i ]6 I2 J, @* PA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 ?: c1 C* H/ o+ u" W$ r( P
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. y; h3 ]. Y4 H+ G! B2 O
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. , w. c$ D2 u: @' m2 u
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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: I# F6 F* ?2 M, e* s4 T6 EFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. & U, {' ^8 W* [3 I3 Y9 ^! p. H" i* y
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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+ k; ? b' C5 tHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”& M* }& I, I; x, v8 _3 N
) @! n+ R8 i. K# i8 Z5 P {The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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