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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?0 v3 {/ r. G1 Q" }- `
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.+ `+ H& e8 E% |/ E+ X
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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; P, [+ V( p/ _5 R: a; w# h1 OWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. , l; }3 B) j4 q1 z9 Y) \1 I/ e9 n
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ( r7 ]( ?* g4 u
1 L( ~2 w6 H! ^/ P5 y( J9 DThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!9 F+ l; Z5 M; p( o H& w7 Y
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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: _8 \2 h# G# cHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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