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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?, H/ z# T3 l: G/ W- p
$ H! t2 P, i5 ?7 \( nA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ G3 l6 ^' H6 D+ k( X% C& a
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ( D" W4 U0 e y2 p
% p( @ I% _* V) h1 |9 m% k aThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure! r# l0 a2 O6 a9 z w, d
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 3 P, L5 g1 G( T8 `' [ d8 J6 s
6 v" M0 R8 G3 ]3 k% LHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”7 Q* a7 `5 Z8 N' {4 m
' `" j# N% S& C7 S' c( V$ HHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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