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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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{' o+ F/ I) Z4 D8 MWhere did I go wrong?
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7 ~. A4 M: Q ^" bA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.0 B" Y/ ^! }" @1 O
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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, h8 \0 p: ~" W: {; L6 z- h' FThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure! b2 [/ Z9 ]! m9 X2 O
6 b- q1 S+ E( e1 H9 y q% cFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 V5 _7 F4 x8 L( p* ?( w
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% A6 v. S- n; s" F4 F' x. s
U$ C' ^' x7 e: ~0 cHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 Z- s& X p: x8 e& F% I( I" C
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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