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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( z+ V' V. o. C U
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Where did I go wrong?+ H7 O! D8 q. w2 q) q- E6 c( x* `
2 X! V) \- ~ Q# f: k9 vA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.$ }" q a1 b# G+ U4 G
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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4 g* |4 m& H: m4 f) U( LWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ; W* z. B! z P2 q- @& {
5 M) ^! H' ]% A& WThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!+ _* G/ M* \+ v' m8 C5 F2 T* V
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. : `2 v, l0 }4 |
. f# d0 @( a: yHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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9 Y7 j. o- `3 h' h+ \Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* R6 ]) W1 H$ S6 T4 [: q& k
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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