 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
|
显示全部楼层
再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
" |8 U2 j! }7 E7 s3 V
9 j7 Y/ ~1 Y( m+ i9 [
2 W P% B. x3 p, t6 vWhere did I go wrong?
& [$ [0 Z8 M! l% g: ~, q4 I' T! n( ?, d! ~4 x3 q2 K
A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.3 o0 m" H; K t9 P
. o+ ?$ i' C* u$ z; p
On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.- k4 W0 H `- @5 h$ K
- D7 P- v3 q; J7 FWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / \$ P+ z3 i" a5 A
2 B- j7 d9 [; @Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
: q9 E `5 \9 M
1 M4 @- V# }# |/ {4 aThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" i5 p; ?! k' ^0 ^* ^1 j
, `. A: P' H8 C& \8 B/ w' ^% t& a
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. # }7 _ b1 v( K6 u
( A! C$ s- A" U% s A& F3 { cHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
. d: M5 O+ j7 f, b1 w% D
* Y) Z, r( z6 Y- O7 {Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
2 _% D; @9 b, k5 ~6 K& a# r9 L6 I) |1 S) e6 k: B
The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2005-5-23 14:00
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
