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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?& ~+ q9 H4 G2 A$ H6 v' p# b# l8 ?
5 n R4 l6 x- rA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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0 d' i6 i. \' z- I8 i! EOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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; }8 J9 S- |! F" _; _3 y3 TWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : P$ w9 u P. L+ A! c4 k! U+ n
4 j8 d( E# V3 c2 j2 L2 B, Q. v: Z5 OFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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) c4 V& {9 Z# f* W. l' P$ x1 lThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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/ p$ k. R' p }3 qFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. $ }7 s- S6 K3 ] S/ a5 J$ O
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 C3 n, n* Z# ^ ` u0 A
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 J& D: E! G* t" _
* H9 F5 Q2 b1 d$ BThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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