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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 ]! E1 [7 F8 G, W# p
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Where did I go wrong?1 n0 S4 k- o; r) q
" I J) b7 _4 a4 ]: SA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.9 o+ D% q5 _ Z+ a) K% V# b
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.1 }+ I0 ~8 k( Y. B
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 l# L \: V! B) b; K9 R
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ; K; c' h- n+ d7 o( e. M
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 7 u# w1 k0 l' h6 }5 t
, G& i4 D. w4 c$ [; cHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”+ g! x6 k2 m/ q" J
( C+ v1 M$ w! ]0 n# f: e8 cHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”' }2 Y; o. C2 V+ j1 Q1 O" g
! ]( R; _ k( W, lThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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