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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！$ j4 j. }& g" E( h
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Where did I go wrong?( ?& B) @) Y" q5 N% i
u& _9 i4 C( x+ ^! oA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.3 q& y3 Y) z* Q s
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. . F! L- M. B! e2 E
: r% ]* n1 m9 G8 G9 E. d) t+ F* ~% M3 _Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. # }) Y& v5 k4 h- {3 ?2 |. _
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!5 i. N9 g' n8 r. f& K# ?/ [/ Z
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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, h0 Z2 P. T! I" o. R' D: J9 @Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# n& ?* |6 V, o6 P! w
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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