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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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) O6 y! |; y E5 b7 P) ZWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% q+ q( ]- t9 }) ~" X: d
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ' R p3 }# ~) p& k# Z2 m8 f
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : q# A) @/ Q b' q$ R Y
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 Z8 y- F8 C0 [ v* B$ p
: b) ?! C- a$ b9 H0 R T- m' l! ]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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* p1 A$ H. e/ g/ e7 [He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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* a& h. }. j7 |1 {9 _1 }Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”! P8 p7 `# ~3 q) t
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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