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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?1 N7 m( I+ b# C8 w4 m
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / t/ B% N3 n. x1 j( U( U8 ~7 ]
V' C" @, i8 w( N, T8 xFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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0 m+ U! T0 E8 e# ?7 `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) I8 o5 V5 k' V3 @' ]' L; x( m
: R7 f7 j. L* {8 b. @He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”$ g& S. o1 Y4 R7 R5 @
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* \1 U8 Y+ ]1 l
* _: O$ x r3 a0 w iThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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