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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！4 D$ f8 j: H* p8 r. u; [
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Where did I go wrong?; c0 [ `8 }4 V4 r; `" ~6 |' e
) U8 X/ V& F+ ]% Z0 i% E) MA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.: S5 T# K+ h. [: v. T
& h" E" d' i1 T5 F" QOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 L7 S) ^5 ~1 I
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. & G$ b0 L/ T, ~$ S6 T8 o8 O/ U
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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' [" ?) w" C, X1 l0 PThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 [$ {3 I/ q% V$ A( h% m
5 ~7 a! O3 K5 M$ p# H8 B }+ RFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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/ r" t* _# I% ]* y; n1 y0 nHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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