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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* V% D, z9 V! @% u g4 d7 D* i
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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5 ^4 D/ L2 |, Q5 \: h8 g. t0 s6 vOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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- V, t) W' z9 w' tWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 q4 z: \8 @# l) h# y. j4 V M. V
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 7 v! J- M# L- S9 y, ~1 _
: Q' {$ [! z3 R3 ~He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”8 j+ ], Z& y% ^7 U' n% ^, D! O
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# N/ R' C# G* G' m$ |
: @0 R$ _4 {! \! F. L# o0 s. ?( lThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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