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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?) |* c7 l3 w4 B {
5 p1 L5 V4 Z& bA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 \) \0 ?' B5 a w1 v8 v8 A
/ H7 h' d$ C; d8 h' [On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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9 e2 V2 U/ X) _+ D* z2 kWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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. S1 \- C( y5 }9 D2 vFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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) f/ k0 ]2 O4 P% _He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 l% c& [. ?8 s* h& T2 W
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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% ?+ s- a! d! HThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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