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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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- |) ^9 j( c$ [/ `8 ?5 CWhere did I go wrong?" W' V+ H0 |5 A( T8 I' |4 o
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.8 j1 x/ M1 r4 B' e- L1 g; J
5 U8 z" h+ E! }- sOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.+ U' h% O q5 |4 U6 C
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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7 `( D2 E8 c) L0 X" m: \Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. , L3 j) z- N+ A7 T; @/ h
+ z8 q4 x; X; q1 p% X8 u, U8 WHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) W+ L: m, F2 L0 z7 Y# ^6 p2 V9 G5 c5 o
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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