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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！7 o& V' H7 `1 R5 G* A' L' E* A
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied." x" o3 t: I) B4 H
$ v4 v7 A: b- x9 ~" \On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.( a) @+ I' d$ v, k* B( r8 Q9 }
* C9 ^+ J+ C; N v# h @What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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( w: K, o! b- N2 mFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ; P+ h) m4 t3 b5 R9 q( U! T8 p5 m. j
- r) C# T" e0 LHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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$ y% }/ J% V* cThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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