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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！+ D+ ~" A( _" O( p2 S1 k3 b! A
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Where did I go wrong?2 ]. @3 z1 G' u' E+ [( w' m' W
/ L7 Q1 [) f1 c+ Y# n; `A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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1 h3 I; g# X5 bOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park./ f) q: L9 K2 ]/ _4 Z5 s1 g. H
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % P) p" s( Z1 W7 S4 o
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 r1 F& B1 [) r; {% d3 c, L2 t$ P; |6 a
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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3 H! e2 S. b+ x. vHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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