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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?, }/ I* t; O3 }- C' S3 K; d
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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8 D7 @7 @8 j3 C$ K0 l \. f6 e+ YOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. - @" ?( B0 l1 G: ?. }1 X' a3 [
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* O2 s2 l2 J% }+ k6 z4 t. O5 H
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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- H' F" ]) F4 h1 ZHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 l; @" ^/ C% K( p' X( {8 E i
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* t% [/ L9 [1 o% T% {' A% W& C/ `
6 [5 Q8 @" L7 {The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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