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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( |# r+ f: S& e: O
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3 B2 M. s* N% J" V# nWhere did I go wrong?; O( M; h3 {2 r# P
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 ^ f t5 ^' ]# Y
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!8 s& E% K r5 \9 b8 J2 }
9 D- B9 D# b$ j) }' ^Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! w% z% j) [9 B/ I
- d" R4 y4 _& [5 g, l' x! oHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 j* [! u, o( x- F0 Y
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” T. F, c: s3 o! ~
1 S/ W( t \2 _: i, ~$ p) k: j4 pThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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