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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 [: N. q- I2 @6 Z/ M" @
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 ~1 C- u5 c3 ^/ S+ U$ G
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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1 f7 c# a6 K' B) r0 m2 RFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 W; l+ |4 S/ u* l. {: R5 H4 u
0 R7 V5 ?; w3 P& NThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 x( o$ e8 L+ D8 e
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / j3 d" A4 P7 {: T6 `+ Y2 k) P
6 J8 V/ e: u5 z2 r7 C7 OHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 d: I6 F* }9 U2 |; m) R
3 U) q/ a. X. N: W2 sThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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