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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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7 {% K- p8 M" j* KWhere did I go wrong?8 `; ?1 e' f1 y4 q6 H1 e G# O: `
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied." ]5 K/ p' \/ Y3 b% U/ l
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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* U4 l8 d2 w3 @9 H aWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. : W0 \$ d: f" U
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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6 Y) H: i- |. K0 n+ j! }! xThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 4 ^) r' V9 y U4 t. g1 j
7 S; f( ]4 V* e' U' O5 b" Q9 cHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 k4 N. `4 D% D+ P8 M& X
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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