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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！: U4 e' @' y( v, C6 W& ]( o
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Where did I go wrong?
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1 O$ r0 B. l' f8 y; x2 F: {A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 u" p5 V6 j6 |
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.( Y! l# R( M! _! m. o
8 m" ?) A5 \& M H6 i& PWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. m5 B% r+ I& {- r2 F0 g W3 j
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : Q+ p0 d5 R2 o/ c; Q3 V, ~6 s
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ' H" [' L5 ^0 D ^+ d% C, `
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”" w; P/ A1 T+ _& e7 ~: Z, S' V
' B6 ^: v3 h# f; M U+ HHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”+ H7 D6 w3 Z! x! V" S% p: E) X
* d. L, W2 z6 T N* K: _The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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