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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！& w4 g7 N& M6 ]0 Z5 u" `- ?+ Z, z* b
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Where did I go wrong?4 Z; I! n- l' V6 H, U4 o
! \3 W# K( a. j2 |6 Z" LA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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/ }; W/ u9 r; r6 v; D& cOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.7 c9 L% s5 H; @& }0 ]7 ?7 t4 k
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % T: Q" h- `0 b) T7 ^* x% ]1 K
9 E' U- v3 }3 a8 \& K/ ^' ?Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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, o. A. r7 s+ F( kHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 E3 C3 ~1 S# h/ C8 t& n1 G6 X
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# o& I4 G: X H4 `5 t0 c( m
+ s4 G" t7 h& h& ?The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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