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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( n* z3 J: @ q- d+ t' Y$ |0 q
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; n, f- Z; ?. K% Z( p) G, C/ ]Where did I go wrong?: v0 n# h0 y, |' y F3 T
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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* ?* X0 }7 }2 N0 a1 GOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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5 |/ L7 u' C' O* z bWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. * ^6 p: s1 i) `) c
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. / `$ G4 ^) F' @& v/ n
: E* x/ }6 J* E" E/ fThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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w: M7 S" W6 \3 W) x" n4 tFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 }* M4 g2 R8 {/ a; m
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 A7 g8 t" w' ~* s- x+ X
9 v4 b( ]* A, x3 j" BHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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