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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 e" [7 N- U, J- ~0 ?! Z- V
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Where did I go wrong?# {6 m, r& _: S* i
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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2 e, H! ?. |5 R% L% A6 f* W; N8 f/ qOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.1 \1 w7 v* W" o! B- i8 V
* g2 y9 ~$ j9 c: H, a2 zWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 i7 P5 \* q! o( {
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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+ D/ v" T0 C7 k/ o1 w9 B! @8 s4 f& r$ y7 `He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 c) |1 h7 c3 m1 Q5 Y7 Z
% S4 k( ~/ ^$ }Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”3 B+ N! o6 T# D4 g$ u
5 C9 t* R: I/ X: d' M TThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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