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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?: a* B5 _) O+ o3 F8 T# [5 L
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. o3 k! B$ M. T
) y8 O W/ E8 m7 m$ q3 n4 }What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. # Y2 o3 D/ V* p; d. ]
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!% B# Q+ F3 C. Y! A; X! Q1 K
: s6 [" s: Y1 i1 ^% b. N' O3 U$ H: h$ yFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 h+ O8 h7 |3 o1 c( I* S
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 W, N( o$ S3 I) T; Z- _- C" F6 f
4 E1 r. M. }! @1 h+ T3 `2 P( HHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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