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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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* y/ E K" {6 C( b1 TWhere did I go wrong?. o/ K7 f( V9 ?4 O2 E: i
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. b) `# u2 f- j
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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) f9 o2 c! ~8 \* v) ?Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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) ^4 q9 D6 _6 [3 ]* }$ v3 A3 f: t- ^Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. . g3 f) b- K+ k3 a
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* k% h) N+ p/ h; b; ^
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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6 ^( t1 Q0 Q1 O* Z3 D. {1 U( |The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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