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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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8 f5 h; B' u8 Z N* P/ UWhere did I go wrong?
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- O# m& ]/ G6 N% N; x7 w5 vA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ( `, Z$ S% B( l5 o- ^
7 i! h# O; W$ N2 FFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ! L h7 M6 _% [8 l: j
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. V# [2 _) Z% p w3 ^( z
+ h$ b% {5 {- q, L0 G! b$ EHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”8 H H& E& v$ M: u; m: [
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”. N. h/ p5 E& @7 J* P5 @
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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