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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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+ g; d5 D. B/ i# C0 {A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& }% \+ M) F8 U) J) a
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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& p4 {/ R* V, X1 _( G _+ v, iWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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3 H' S6 u7 A" V3 z, E5 I6 K; zFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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# l* g6 S7 P- Z, l+ s# i4 BThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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. J1 @4 f5 ^" e/ N rFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 P9 d% N- R% K5 e$ `$ u: V
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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8 g g* L- q5 o2 tHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”' @ q- }( K( a
( s3 U! J. q! p7 e1 q+ [) ^+ mThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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