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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( K/ A! K5 r3 n$ o* T8 q& a
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Where did I go wrong?, @' V. R& }3 a8 l* ~+ b% `& j
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.* j# s8 J) x" A" `# Z" K+ h
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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* ^: @- X6 ~3 G9 j( ]- uFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. . q4 ]/ B# j/ P6 c3 z! W
* H7 `9 |7 v# X( q- X+ xThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! j1 e! g* a6 U7 q, h! |
4 [& L6 W9 P$ A3 d6 b# x7 ?9 C! ~Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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; @+ w+ f2 C4 DHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”) j9 w, T3 Q7 o, l3 X3 N/ ?% Z
: c: F4 I Y3 q1 WHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) T0 E# v; J. J* a
2 ^ c: D I2 N, c, J+ L, h% {The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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