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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 {' s% ~" |1 u1 i9 k
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Where did I go wrong?; I' j u3 }/ T6 f S2 _ c
% p4 M, z/ W' E4 L- CA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 }7 t( R& a* H7 h' C
1 ?. ~7 ^$ C& C3 I; o, D$ zOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park./ u; m$ `& l" H' x8 \4 B
- e) ]; B2 Y; gWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 2 c7 p0 R+ ]& V; O
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!0 g o4 L9 ~; Q/ B$ q* Z3 N
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 5 e9 U! h: j% P7 i) E0 L
: ~' [5 M9 k6 SHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”: K2 R5 N- a: E c9 Y7 [ ~2 u
( n' j! z/ k& i$ e2 dHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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