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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 ^- K; N( f; x$ }
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Where did I go wrong?0 ~# j" B1 q ^ E8 A* e1 L5 s t' {8 d
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.9 m* m- B/ `# U
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 4 P0 v% M7 r' s5 Y2 K7 z4 E7 p6 Q6 n/ Q
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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8 |% I8 X' n' qFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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* e8 F! _. Y2 r( M6 Q4 }1 B& [Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”( e( z( l" o' I" L/ L5 e) A2 p
" u5 j1 X2 s" R4 DThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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