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) H: N- M/ A. wWhere did I go wrong?6 P$ w5 [' {* J4 t
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 l+ m$ N7 C1 @, x; i
' b8 j8 G6 l' U# o! N/ @1 kOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.* M+ A) ~$ V0 [" I% l' R/ A( O# G
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 h. b4 e: C4 d2 ?: X: |4 H
, z, `3 {' }* BFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( X" ?+ Y9 P' e4 c2 y
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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/ E+ F) @% O$ uHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”* C0 U" r) G( M' u& U: \* i4 P
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” S- R3 s5 t& B
0 k/ Y/ j, d/ g/ h0 e7 ~1 bThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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