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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！% T/ \7 `8 Q, @& s) Y
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Where did I go wrong?: W5 o% z! t9 N3 E8 ]
) t8 n. l4 L4 T1 e4 [4 nA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) f: Y' I* f- s# _/ R
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 4 }+ _: C: v' W
' B# L1 V0 X: P* kFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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/ @7 g. \7 f$ qThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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~' S2 m5 M V' }9 [) P& _& E/ R2 kHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) V% E. m. V( o, m1 {6 X
* N6 q1 }% w' G+ OThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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