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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！0 X/ ?9 i' ?: U, } h0 {
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Where did I go wrong?3 J6 d! {/ z) {9 E6 }; I9 T0 x
9 h ~1 U* ]8 D7 e" aA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* h9 T9 X( a) W) U
7 H3 ~4 x: _3 @3 `On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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4 ` T r% V% d, T: d4 y- GThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( `+ L9 T7 U a* ~2 P( B
( O, X" T- x2 t g" f" o( ]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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+ V) g' y6 [9 Y N* J7 G4 dHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”. R) f1 n6 i! `; W- l0 \
$ u" M7 T& g" u3 m$ }) |The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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