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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！) p+ e5 x1 |) ^( M3 N& }5 ^
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Where did I go wrong?4 F+ H$ z. L& f* e6 D& G+ T0 G
0 t0 k2 P8 B$ {A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 @+ P5 I, A& y: h& f
* V3 h! k9 C0 i& m; C1 vOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.9 h" r* [6 l6 @
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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& _* s% L2 k( z# ^; P4 pFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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, L3 {. l9 t3 G; _# OHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”8 i, P/ p& b) g+ p# @2 |
' N6 m5 o* n# u4 IThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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