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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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0 j9 R/ S3 z9 WWhere did I go wrong?( y. x: n2 H# z/ D2 U1 Z# D
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' z$ s5 v- {$ g* }; r" v8 m3 n }; P
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.5 P4 N, Q) E! Y
6 F6 h/ @7 ^ A+ uWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 j" J8 Q* \0 a! c. w
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 c' U( t" R9 P1 a' p" n2 i; L! l% z
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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! m# Z/ c6 C) e% ZHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” d1 {5 ~ w) Q, a2 r3 |# g1 G
( l9 }( G: v6 O' ^8 g& KThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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