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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！1 m2 u4 f9 u7 R' i* G
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Where did I go wrong?1 m+ r5 @+ v, R- y/ @# w# h
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.. y3 `4 }5 o# V4 ^. w3 P
' @; Q; G, W# Z/ `( W, rOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 2 m) a4 `- x3 w
* s& k/ x5 V- w0 H0 GThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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. h4 y, I$ }: U' c7 t- d# t% tFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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o. }7 @* C( h+ O: aHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 d/ ^1 G+ E' Y* ^
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”/ M* @& S" {9 k% O' T5 W8 W! I" N
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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