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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 U& y# P/ g) h$ S+ `# x
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3 d0 e6 ~% B7 _. P$ `3 b0 GWhere did I go wrong?
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# \+ l, e/ z9 T; Z& R- z2 x/ [A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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# Y2 y( b; G6 g' F- bOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # I7 c7 z7 m+ Z3 c
& c8 i% O# u$ s k! e& e- ~( CFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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7 y) K$ K+ l5 e3 PThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!# \- n, q1 \* P7 q
b" j6 O/ P5 t8 YFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( ^! t; C% p) G8 _& W" n
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”/ s7 ^! k/ R3 c: ^8 f' l
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* s* X1 x+ i' z z3 B
3 r0 J) z" k4 Z, j7 t$ sThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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