笑一笑，十年少！

流浪者

娱乐一下坛里的哥们儿姐们儿们。
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6 D, G& p2 @+ E' Y8 j: GTrue love from an ad in the “personals”
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; n- p( S0 Y% t! w" H1 H8 HThey say this ad actually ran in a U.S. newspaper.

& Y5 d# a9 b  q+ X- X: i: eSINGLE BALCK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I’m a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing, and cozy winter nights by the fire. I really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I’m yours.
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/ ^/ K" F5 Z' t5 t0 \: {: M3 f$ |; qCall (404) 875 6420 and ask for Daisy.
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, }: x0 D% N4 l# O5 b# j, aOver 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever puppy.

流浪者

一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?

A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

( A( p, T, R+ U) @& h3 k0 qOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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4 q6 t( W& B4 X' ^: ?0 UThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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& M0 P( j9 g7 a" J5 D" J3 E/ t. FFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

2 v/ l2 m: Y0 n: w- _0 yHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”

The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

今天闲着

哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
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5 U% X0 q1 e% M  _. a( z6 d' U2 Q. k受不了了！就看了第一个！

等会看第2 个！:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: