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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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$ W; r/ R% |+ {. F8 l2 @Where did I go wrong?2 f# C. N# ]5 m' `& U
+ @; |1 m. C4 V0 D# w; V% QA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.% S3 q; `3 J! `; B
6 J8 T: u) b8 A# EOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.( p$ B4 @% x A+ i) I! R7 R8 n
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ) P& J8 {* d# a+ i9 V
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!+ B; Q4 {" |1 ]1 w) ?. O3 J
0 W& M2 m' O: e* X9 v4 K# AFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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$ }" X6 E* \& y, {He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”" g% N9 N6 B; S2 ~) y3 i* ~
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ i7 q# g3 h- GThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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