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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' r' }! h! s! u- v3 n7 A4 Q
" z5 K/ Y/ f2 h* ]1 S$ ?1 wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 6 z" K4 z$ K6 [- y$ V8 d* `3 k8 l" h$ L
3 Y% r# m4 {4 k; PFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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' T3 R @7 T0 D' lThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ ^6 i+ r4 n" @- s, k2 `6 h
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. % u# i9 z# c2 ^1 L/ I6 t/ h3 ~+ O# H
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”! [* `* n3 D) l. `/ R
! |( r& I+ [- D' GHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ U2 g6 B, t' x0 z. hThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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