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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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5 v7 [2 {6 e% [: H& c9 k6 Q; e6 u2 zWhere did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.& R& j8 M* y' Y
% W* C- l% T. Z4 k% _( @8 UWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; q Q) Y$ k5 N& w* S( f& }
& C7 J" l7 D1 u& F: [# zFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. % |: }4 ~! j3 @5 [: S% k
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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: L5 v- g3 I* pFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 }2 \3 D" e+ F4 ~' I8 X8 s
6 I' \8 k8 q7 \4 uHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”. v& a$ ?! z' S5 E
- n0 m% l! C9 m, x2 _0 T0 HThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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