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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！' p' D: Z( X# R1 N" [
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; l& j$ k, u7 ^- E9 v
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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# p4 V' `4 V3 mWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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- t; x1 ^+ o1 [. J: }Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. " f8 F. a0 r, ~2 K8 S0 e
/ M$ C$ S: j& L) Y$ _! m% ~Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!. ~9 j5 W( P3 U( |9 G1 u0 T, z. b
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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5 I$ w3 h2 a$ r- lHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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y* w; }, \ f. e9 VHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”9 [, \. }6 V( y9 i( j3 ]
* q. K9 @/ |; v. Z6 F) y) P* L: C( YThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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