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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！- k; Y" y$ E2 ^. i) @, B
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e# F+ i! S" {% F6 }Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' c8 g+ ?$ e* T5 V( d
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) Z) P. f8 L) H5 O) a
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!" o/ [3 r5 T3 f& B; K1 D. f* M
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. - \* z9 \/ g6 u5 w8 r* [+ m
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% q+ [9 ^- m z4 M' `
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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/ ]0 w# t$ v% i# i% sThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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