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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！% w) O. g7 V9 T) m$ ~ S f2 U
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Where did I go wrong?2 o( A/ h% ~1 K5 i
I# _) n: @6 C8 `A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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2 j: v: X, F( i2 I* M; A- _ m$ l0 e9 D; gOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; ~8 k4 y8 p: q- }& V7 d
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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1 @' Q) \1 S ~1 @( N9 yFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( p) T p, t3 ?' B8 \' p# ]
8 p0 \% q7 }+ u XHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”" } ]# V' x, ~8 x+ F
) l% g: S/ o8 ?4 i- nThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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