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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.5 b' `5 i3 o/ l& m9 u
4 t/ q E3 c6 v$ uWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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& q4 H+ b0 u0 X! Q( `8 `! P( IThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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. [; T5 W" S3 b; s% c4 zFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 d& F; p# S, v& A
) w. A3 [9 K- ^' }9 e7 _" i* THe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% h/ G3 M }9 ^
: l' c/ D8 t: \# Q xHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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