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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?' U; b9 j+ r- Y4 s( h' w0 A
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 E+ B# a0 u& d9 K
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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& K5 g& b' E1 @8 PThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!' Q' F8 ?! i1 k5 U4 z a4 i% a
. {! k2 S, v+ g4 vFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 y* [" t! g, R3 h, m, D
7 a. e# w- M3 G: B& _7 k4 t( eHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”: x0 B5 r( N9 @- Y( V
0 s+ X& n b3 {( `Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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