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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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: J1 j: p0 ~* X6 v# f% d9 uA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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# g5 P. c* M9 C9 V* [& SOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.' T2 h) l3 u, [, s5 \+ {
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # M5 C# q$ F4 q6 ^. n {* U
+ X/ e% O* ~9 H$ e* [Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!& E7 ?" P, N# I j: O' W8 l2 v0 u
$ \3 H3 ?- r* }& i. [+ GFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) E: }: I0 U5 [: g, n' E* L
! L7 j2 E2 t& }# L' ?He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”, @, t# E9 V6 o V1 ?
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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