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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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/ m) w" n, |+ ]* K! p' y) [A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: |$ q: [0 y4 e% Z3 m: R8 v" j; Z
# U1 M# F+ ?8 q5 t, m. kWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 0 a' O( v. P6 h! z
" ~, w7 G2 z1 JThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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2 R; ]) ]) ?. r: t, bFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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6 u" }" F& f8 I1 K0 j2 RHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”6 c; q3 m1 [6 k Z6 b
, ^) c' ?( t& i0 P* Y, { c: {7 MHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 f4 u. C* \ V0 e8 k
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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