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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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+ m+ I* r* x8 ?( B( WWhere did I go wrong?4 m& K/ B1 g" F, L! b1 w1 h
# H+ t6 d, Z' W- ^0 @A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- H" T. l$ c" x
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% r2 Y% T. l/ t9 G% S. N4 _
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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0 p" Y4 f3 F3 ^! m6 r, y3 N) Q6 qFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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5 ~) Q, s9 w' m1 d: i" ]. [; T) RFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”( Z& s) ?5 _, J- C, C- p) t! X
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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