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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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6 R% j* v Y( s. b$ f4 s: G. Z3 sWhere did I go wrong?
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* |& [. \" O+ b: }+ lA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 a! A, q) f8 j: [5 m1 j2 A' a9 l. C
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ B& ^5 D0 v) g3 o& x7 e
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. - e7 Q4 Y: J6 s8 W0 R0 I. e5 y
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!. [: h7 ]+ ?" r( D/ N% `% T2 A* g
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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0 k ^, B. {: J$ z" G, M# B) }" BHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) s/ Z$ l- ]3 x$ O3 k1 e% Z+ N
8 _0 m- F9 r- x4 D1 E. r* I; [1 PThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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