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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！8 _8 r8 P. e$ y
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Where did I go wrong?6 P/ }; D8 S! l
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ; a( W/ f. L9 R5 e/ c7 X
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 k+ A$ Y# x8 H) t3 x( p
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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0 h$ v8 w* r: `$ a' B) Q- Z9 e0 jFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 T) }$ a$ h9 |+ t% v' H
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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. x6 r* e7 Z% ?- ]5 _( nHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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