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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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7 G" u5 W% A7 { @. RWhere did I go wrong?2 }- _3 _) v% W* d2 E3 B6 H
# z& { y5 C& v! E4 E* Q: c$ oA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.* {% R' P: J. B
: G c* i0 j& c) d9 wOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.; g: K: ~" P9 }: `9 h3 f# Y1 d
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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w* @$ v6 P' j% }) FFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!6 U8 T, u7 a; ^9 X9 Q
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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$ n% C1 _5 o1 R% H) w8 ~8 _He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# R4 Q7 w' E+ T1 M' h
: v4 ~* O I: C8 X1 BHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) H8 d4 S5 ?1 p. D+ ^" d8 w' u
4 T& S9 N0 X c8 eThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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