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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！/ I1 V3 Z7 b* F3 g/ B, L
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Where did I go wrong?
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! c: ]# C; |) [1 j( }A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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+ @9 m/ y% N- O$ r+ |% `8 Z7 LOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.( B9 |$ y/ z" y/ Q" y
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 Z. @6 \/ x. P* @: E/ C7 {
, a4 o: q+ W# nThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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~% n* ]; u* T ~8 p; K, T3 Y4 sFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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: X) ]1 f$ d+ L) L* R- pHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” p7 \4 @5 e S4 ]; Q" k
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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$ B1 D: P4 _0 c5 O6 p) ~- R, f$ NThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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