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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 s! i2 g/ b9 c' z0 { u
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Where did I go wrong?
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& Z3 r1 g: F7 n; O+ ~( c% ]A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.; H; {; {$ C2 ]* g
) `- X+ v' v/ j. |, nOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.! z H0 \8 `! a1 F, x: V
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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C* @) d- n& {Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!! w0 h; l6 U6 q8 [9 I9 R
+ x/ M" M' A" d. I# q' p( O( }/ aFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 9 F; E5 w4 o- k3 ~ v2 O @+ W
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 k' }' O$ i9 ~$ F1 \
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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