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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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" }1 D' k$ F% U) f2 E) qA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 C) c' U3 I% ]+ x( x! b, b
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.+ I3 U! h# Y9 K% n) Q. j) k
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # n1 e( f% d+ ]4 [
O3 n7 R0 A+ d) N2 PFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 M/ [; a* ]' S. F# o: X; ~
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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- @: |2 h1 v2 A& J1 R! `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. $ d" ], U; V5 {9 l% w- h# t, A/ r
' d( G* p- Z& T' THe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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; l( P( {/ Q6 W, f0 Z5 O" RHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”( W4 \8 n# m" W5 {" X
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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