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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！# Y E# o/ t. n; E9 v) }
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Where did I go wrong?
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- v- [7 e X w' ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.4 u' }/ Q4 w& a7 ^( q
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!5 b& D5 M- p4 ^0 ~0 F+ F+ l9 d# N8 s
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / R6 W$ \$ @% z( j. {3 V
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# q+ f$ a- G: g7 t0 @( |
0 Z- p0 W% p9 UHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” E: V1 ^* p6 u3 ^
5 p; n& M0 f. ZThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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