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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.% U2 s% X- K: @( }
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.3 `4 V( Q! X3 P" A1 Z" u
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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2 F! h2 P, @$ Y2 U& H; CFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. $ m: `! a4 y# \: g6 @
1 n, F$ S5 R. U8 ^4 F- c# dThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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- T9 b! Z$ x2 s+ Y6 A6 PFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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! y' r- w* j: V. d$ wHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”; s- y0 W, M3 e0 ?& R; D7 H5 V
|0 s+ |0 a# w Z& l, h. c9 JThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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