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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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( x; g, ^& k: f. ]2 DWhere did I go wrong?* q7 U8 B, E! Y3 ]
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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* R/ G( R/ ^. F2 C8 y4 S7 e+ oOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.3 }! _: q1 i! A' u7 @) M
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. . c+ R8 S3 e5 g8 V: H0 Z
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 L% c% j: d2 }* _' z! Y1 i, U
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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8 D8 M B, j" q7 ?" c* PFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”6 Y- y2 `' O- H2 J
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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