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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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$ e& G* `4 t$ q# T) N) @Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& e4 Y' ? g/ ]/ l$ [
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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9 o# a6 g1 x2 y( k% ]Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 T0 {- U0 \0 M( X7 ?1 f" H3 a
" i8 A4 T+ @2 P, d" F) s6 zFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. , C- `" a8 s" s6 b) r, d
9 z6 Z8 j6 q$ h" ~/ A+ dHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”/ `3 p6 U& i3 Z" N5 A4 T0 D7 i
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”0 a: I6 g4 _7 i+ M, W. a* `$ f
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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