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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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' Z/ \ `4 E- E0 b" z, E% FWhere did I go wrong?6 n& }5 }/ y2 v: F8 i! }
, i0 V9 t7 a4 {& y1 h& {% ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.4 _ x, H- U* a e/ Z5 z8 F% O+ G f* F8 ]
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. + }) a8 D( N! h/ q/ v! l6 M
* ?, \( }- A, O: jFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & S0 Y6 T% n) S6 o6 D
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!$ O* N7 |( J. W/ @3 _
! j2 C6 P, V% k, fFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 s/ j- {! d" J4 N
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”& e) T4 [6 {* V, d
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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