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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！% a6 g; z5 T3 C- y0 x
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Where did I go wrong?, \% b: Z+ R: n, O5 B g
2 Y7 F4 y, D. ~7 f& h6 xA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.4 k" e2 K9 J$ O$ J$ F( A/ t" d
% E' u" X: f# b' i, d# w$ ?9 hOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) z! F T; b I+ u0 Q, M9 q; W
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 r$ r# h* G4 X7 p7 K# J. i
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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- e; J+ o: c# O$ ?% M* FThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!5 M3 z U) k( O1 U% n' ~. P; }
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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$ w; I' p0 N+ u0 M- xThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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