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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?2 ]+ P* v2 e: G' p9 O
" F2 L5 |4 T! o1 M9 qA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 K( h( s3 m! y/ d: O6 ~
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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! F0 P" {# K7 z' U" Z. [" b5 dWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 N9 W/ I8 X% u1 j
! A4 L9 [6 t- `7 a; k% KThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 \! m [0 o" n& j% L+ K
% b$ }' y3 G% O7 M( Q9 C" VHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 G4 }4 N' A }1 Q f! v5 X
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 w: q" K d: m) g7 h; t
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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