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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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* e S5 K4 j* ]+ ~; e+ S) N4 c9 [Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.% A8 y# x% Z G
5 V- M- w9 g5 A6 F; U. c7 c9 l9 t. MOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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/ b1 R+ ?' w. |8 f/ z- m$ GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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$ c+ X @6 F5 t7 x$ ^4 Y" O: kFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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5 M0 K8 H7 Y. m3 l- w/ H; mHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* r6 k" k$ O9 N7 l, w$ O( T. ?2 E
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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