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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！! Q# Q5 e2 X& R5 g3 F, P: u
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- U' p! X _. r# X: `; }
: m# j1 J: Z1 E" t. ZOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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9 X" h6 O9 I0 {What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 |2 V1 B/ r+ P! H5 \. E3 }& L
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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, [ q; h; H( KFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”) V" p- g' F5 T' w) j8 f+ Y9 _- z1 t
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”3 R4 \* v0 J f
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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