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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！! K7 P4 ?# w3 l2 e% d! ]- |
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied./ Y y: s$ R p- c+ x
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 u G# V) G+ T: }8 ]6 [8 n* j
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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% a) a+ H5 z8 ]) U; CThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 C! H, |' y/ G
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! u4 U z. q+ B( y
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 ?- j/ ?2 `1 ~) m0 P1 M0 D
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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