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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！. p8 H6 t# Y# ^) Z3 s
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Where did I go wrong?9 [7 F( ~. S9 G
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.+ j& ]$ a! e# F: n/ n5 g
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) H9 a# `: P& ~. `) n; e2 I# P. d+ C
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 Q4 `6 L8 x) i, p
3 o( {' r6 E2 X* cFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 8 P3 ?# N3 i0 w3 a
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. + {6 n* \( Y& w; o* U2 i1 `0 q; d* W
" Y( j1 S- J) Q- \4 w" OHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”1 |% r: \, A4 `8 g4 u% U
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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