MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

* Y/ W; R7 M3 k* kI want to live my
, B% v+ g: W. q7 }next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
$ l0 p  _" o2 I3 Pway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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7 R, q9 T1 D/ T  y6 X" h7 OWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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' J! ]* s! D) ~$ yWhen you start work,
+ P. E. Q0 s  A  s( j6 N5 v  Yyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) G; e2 x* u9 @! F4 F9 Cyou're too young to
% r5 h# s' @3 _+ V- G0 I7 A, B+ uwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
5 |' D& ^; E$ xand party.

3 j# k& ^0 g- l; x5 r' iAs you get even younger, you become a kid
! s6 `+ a/ s! d1 Lagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
* ?) _6 R% U4 k8 J+ mkeeping you happy.

. s6 F$ P9 d$ `0 ~: s. O  TYou spend
% _2 S7 q. u% d$ O5 ~- s7 ]+ r0 qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
  J2 Q  Q. _! H9 _9 t5 j' Mspa-like
. p% ~, ~" A# C" z# P: Scon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

% f3 Y8 U8 O8 Y5 pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

6 r! t4 G5 Q2 S2 l5 _I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!