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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: r9 v- T5 S/ z! z: A

6 a/ m( Z7 t: DI want to live my5 c; ?$ j6 S! X" \5 \9 T; N
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the# T- Y! p% O$ O; p4 s2 ?
way right off the bat.
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7 r/ I( Y+ `& |% p: |. b& M7 @0 bThen, you wake up in a nursing home: O# G8 Z6 C2 J' j+ U# Y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.! ^2 k9 c  o/ F  m

  ]6 s, Y1 a1 a4 d: Q7 {When you start work,
/ O/ N% d- P$ q. l. vyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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4 \5 u8 B( y1 dSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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) T' v9 G& g* F/ ~You go to elementary school, play, and have no" \3 f: @% y5 z# p6 m0 }2 {
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and" ]+ y! M  O0 H5 U% h" m
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
( G( \: s& `) k( d& w# O/ Tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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6 j; U" h1 ]) v  u, x7 `3 ^con ditions: central heating, room service on
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" J- H- @0 ~6 jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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