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MY NEXT LIFE
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- x( W% F7 b; II want to live my
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: V4 |6 j& x' |) h" l2 T) |You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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8 \3 C- c9 L* Y2 X9 PWhen you are kicked out of the home. Z; U- P1 d4 U7 [
for being too healthy, you spend8 M2 I( S* V0 O0 ^% U |1 l; X
several years enjoying your1 v! x" l% U0 M
retirement and collecting benefit checks.2 a7 s3 K3 I7 T) C8 V9 x
% y- I6 o' Z4 @8 T9 x2 u/ SWhen you start work,
6 r! F/ [5 n5 ~you get a gold watch on your first day.
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q- Q6 z1 T4 U* U3 X3 b8 \You work 40 years or
. ~5 p" U& A- w- d7 Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- q U3 F: o9 o! f1 Fyou're too young to
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5 h/ } H3 s# K Z5 ISo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
4 K8 X- F: Y0 U1 Y/ q1 x. @and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 K% l9 |7 t0 J0 w+ _3 c4 U
again.
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' q8 E7 H+ `5 q( n8 OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and3 s+ B) {, H, W# J# Z
everyone runs themselves ragged
2 q( w0 U+ z2 m2 ^+ pkeeping you happy.
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/ `. ?) U8 G' f: T1 q- D/ tYou spend
; T1 i! k% M8 ], D1 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on ~0 V) N! {3 P
tap.
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& M7 U' m9 t8 _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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