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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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' n: ^8 l, u. mWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to) t( E6 J6 @0 K# c1 }
work.
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! ]* m; _/ g, I0 S" M2 N N. R$ OSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, U& O( h; ]8 q7 E6 D5 }; ^
and party.2 h9 |5 ?; q4 ?! t$ n; ^# `" _
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As you get even younger, you become a kid _, [# o( _ }5 }: S2 C! m6 v
again.
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( ~$ k( s0 k$ x z# L, YYou go to elementary school, play, and have no; T6 g/ x% Y! h# K0 L- q! X5 d
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In a few years, you become a baby and& X/ X: E1 y5 v6 v; v E
everyone runs themselves ragged9 A, E% Y; T7 S: v) h/ c* Z- O
keeping you happy.
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You spend0 r/ U/ l% r8 n+ U, G5 c
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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* T. J) ]3 K4 I, h* EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case. |
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