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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE8 ]7 y: R" v) [2 I( Q
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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' n: ^8 l, u. mWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to) t( E6 J6 @0 K# c1 }
work.
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and party.2 h9 |5 ?; q4 ?! t$ n; ^# `" _
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As you get even younger, you become a kid  _, [# o( _  }5 }: S2 C! m6 v
again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and& X/ X: E1 y5 v6 v; v  E
everyone runs themselves ragged9 A, E% Y; T7 S: v) h/ c* Z- O
keeping you happy.
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You spend0 r/ U/ l% r8 n+ U, G5 c
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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* T. J) ]3 K4 I, h* EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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