MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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9 H) {; M- g. e5 CThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
6 R1 v: b* y/ y0 |: i  c8 B2 hretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

6 O, c7 Q( M* X4 }1 A7 b$ AYou work 40 years or
) L2 X! _; t+ D# G! H+ Y8 A( m, ^so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
# Y$ O3 n! E- O5 b$ n1 F9 n) g$ oyou're too young to
work.
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! G5 l5 V6 ^- X1 g8 _So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

$ }% e' \6 C7 C! D' KAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
5 l& y. |, B+ jresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
2 n" L. ]! v% r9 s8 ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
9 b( @# g/ W  O3 `+ \+ h2 Nspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
& z, h% r1 Z. v- @: S; ]7 u- ~6 jmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!