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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the# T- Y! p% O$ O; p4 s2 ?
way right off the bat.
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7 r/ I( Y+ `& |% p: |. b& M7 @0 bThen, you wake up in a nursing home: O# G8 Z6 C2 J' j+ U# Y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.! ^2 k9 c o/ F m
]6 s, Y1 a1 a4 d: Q7 {When you start work,
/ O/ N% d- P$ q. l. vyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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4 \5 u8 B( y1 dSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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) T' v9 G& g* F/ ~You go to elementary school, play, and have no" \3 f: @% y5 z# p6 m0 }2 {
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and" ]+ y! M O0 H5 U% h" m
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
( G( \: s& `) k( d& w# O/ Tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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6 j; U" h1 ]) v u, x7 `3 ^con ditions: central heating, room service on
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" J- H- @0 ~6 jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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