MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
# [! E& V  M1 O- J% rnext life backwards!

: \1 A1 K( ?0 F5 Y% I2 w0 HYou start out dead and get that out of the
: }3 ~. V' B3 K5 V: O$ j/ Q' N4 bway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
6 N" V. Y* ~& b4 c1 j1 jfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
$ b) v& \8 ~0 b2 l. V! ]3 Qfor being too healthy, you spend
6 q9 G* f8 j# D1 u- [- Gseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
( ^+ P2 r- W: G$ |" pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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( B( [! p; r; C! F$ m2 e6 _1 ?% ZYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
& [$ r4 s0 g1 x; j. q2 Ryou're too young to
. M( q4 g% x; J7 i' x% Hwork.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

0 n$ p6 t, {0 i) iAs you get even younger, you become a kid
6 d! d9 M9 G& }" [again.

0 v8 V  t& j9 y+ J' mYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
, j& Y- u  d" F* p: K# mresponsibilities.

' f( N& x) i& x8 V, @In a few years, you become a baby and
. W! ]4 l: \5 s- I; p7 ]( Oeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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3 [/ {$ R4 ?' UYou spend
* G4 {9 m$ @$ S: F+ R% @8 T, jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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. ~0 Z3 A) J- `$ l; [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

) t8 G6 e' w# J# |6 I  RI rest
: Y: X* U1 L# |my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!