MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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" n1 U1 B& a8 D( f) m6 [. z: sYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

' H% W. h3 j5 @/ WThen, you wake up in a nursing home
( K( I1 J- U/ W/ W7 d0 D, X2 i- Jfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
$ J) h8 N) W/ g9 aseveral years enjoying your
3 ~3 ?5 n9 f( o, N- g- B6 Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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* h/ A9 I& I+ x* x: \, d2 Y0 AWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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  D) [: P; L7 G0 V5 U1 {You work 40 years or
; v2 Q, S- S: h8 dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' X9 }1 |5 m9 U7 X  s% {  r( a4 syou're too young to
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) x  }" r( Z  t+ A5 q2 B$ cSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
& h: F. ~# s1 K4 p/ Xand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; G% w) W  ]4 d" h( @You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
2 s# r! h1 s' W' u% }  rkeeping you happy.
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1 }& p1 ~) N1 ^. c+ q3 IYou spend
0 u1 g( C% [4 Z: S0 w, Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!