MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

4 }& @4 b" o' S+ Z( G5 ZThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

5 u: E9 p5 ~$ sWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
1 `$ g! V, W/ x; Tseveral years enjoying your
" X1 g7 V$ Y: o' I' L. A$ j. Pretirement and collecting benefit checks.

; k' H& V# u3 uWhen you start work,
9 F& V8 o. ^7 r& M+ kyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 P1 R! i1 W+ y0 ~! ^  FYou work 40 years or
8 k+ b2 c$ ]' K3 N' X& ]" @so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
. U* Y7 l, x. S  Qyou're too young to
work.

" g( i) G) o, t) k. t5 ASo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
# ^5 m, z; O7 e( G& Y3 N/ yand party.

' I: P% S, z% k5 [2 Z+ w+ ]/ D+ ?As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

* X% J# j. M% [8 }8 }4 s5 o( ]In a few years, you become a baby and
; S" K% E! N" C2 R. [0 K  Beveryone runs themselves ragged
# b/ t9 p. O7 {% v: a7 f* O5 ?) Gkeeping you happy.
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# x3 s0 t- h; Z/ O8 kYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!