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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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- x( W% F7 b; II want to live my
+ X9 r% S/ x' W9 u5 Y" Xnext life backwards!% x9 r. Z- N4 S1 O( k+ k) U, T) C

: V4 |6 j& x' |) h" l2 T) |You start out dead and get that out of the
8 d0 f4 [2 A6 g4 w+ L/ ^5 gway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" ^6 _6 m+ F. ?feeling better every day.) T% A% f7 J/ t4 q$ R: ?

8 \3 C- c9 L* Y2 X9 PWhen you are kicked out of the home. Z; U- P1 d4 U7 [
for being too healthy, you spend8 M2 I( S* V0 O0 ^% U  |1 l; X
several years enjoying your1 v! x" l% U0 M
retirement and collecting benefit checks.2 a7 s3 K3 I7 T) C8 V9 x

% y- I6 o' Z4 @8 T9 x2 u/ SWhen you start work,
6 r! F/ [5 n5 ~you get a gold watch on your first day.
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  q- Q6 z1 T4 U* U3 X3 b8 \You work 40 years or
. ~5 p" U& A- w- d7 Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- q  U3 F: o9 o! f1 Fyou're too young to
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5 h/ }  H3 s# K  Z5 ISo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
4 K8 X- F: Y0 U1 Y/ q1 x. @and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 K% l9 |7 t0 J0 w+ _3 c4 U
again.
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' q8 E7 H+ `5 q( n8 OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and3 s+ B) {, H, W# J# Z
everyone runs themselves ragged
2 q( w0 U+ z2 m2 ^+ pkeeping you happy.
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/ `. ?) U8 G' f: T1 q- D/ tYou spend
; T1 i! k% M8 ], D1 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on  ~0 V) N! {3 P
tap.
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& M7 U' m9 t8 _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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