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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 A( ^. |3 t/ u! `& K' I% d- T: n6 l
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.5 x1 Y! b. s( l9 r( Z
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, O: W+ ?. f/ e: @They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: Z3 e2 O0 [$ ?' _, Y$ K- E. n; }
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. V1 A: z) a' H, l7 m7 o% @/ ?
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; G4 R' s5 W/ [9 Q
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# e/ K7 y3 i) [6 D+ ^" ]4 M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 a2 k3 ]( U0 ?" W. H% ?
There are some people that are not into all the words.4 \ r! O2 x9 D' Q8 u6 w
There are some that would have you not use certain words.5 o0 L) X% A. I! g
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 71 D) g" e) j% i" m9 j
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.* I% E6 b& @. O: ~# x
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous* y% O4 n) n( g2 h+ W6 y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, ` J1 e g7 W5 X" u
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 \ W0 \& Q2 @/ j( o7 P
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,2 D! T* D( U- X: J6 g
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
# ^1 j) |5 j( Q: ]0 Q8 }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! h% H1 H$ O4 W9 Y( l* _' v+ xThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 e. q( p' j( T8 _5 w" Jcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 z. ]$ B x+ R' s: O" E
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 ] k6 n. h- k, u, K% z7 {Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 w7 J1 S( s" \& v# @5 J
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 y% F6 Z; W+ n ]/ n @man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
g# U/ d) @9 {) ]5 ?/ {' J8 Jsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
( S% U9 {5 w) _2 msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( S3 w+ {) I; `
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
1 e0 V0 H! k0 {/ \' D3 @6 ]One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does, }2 C' C2 {/ b8 Z, c# D
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' z- m3 F3 t+ s4 Ubut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" W* z% ]0 A2 J, Dcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
% z- W; E0 I Q& O/ asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 f* K$ D9 d- b, E; {: d$ ]MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on R X( O$ i6 X' Y G8 L1 ~8 W7 W4 {2 A
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
' C% j3 w6 x. @4 Y; NI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
4 H, V# f1 @6 j, }5 rwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at1 Q" |& Y+ r- y+ O: E8 t" Q5 q
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 @6 f; U/ D% a! T2 e( @, E* x6 p4 K
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' Y" L3 L$ s) I; z2 {+ F0 g, f1 [
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
p. y1 w# N$ Z' Btogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that' G# i S) _# k/ o9 Y
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were$ X) p8 f- ?- j8 g0 W
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
8 b; z! G& z$ N$ q1 e/ tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ e6 S q! e! t& [8 Nstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." E9 c7 E* y# V9 k9 Q+ t1 d
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 J& c- g! ]% o6 K
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% K j# u2 A: P0 I7 n/ g
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 [& G- ^: Z& K
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
: ?9 g6 \( o- N: B' lhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
6 |& C( ] j) l- x"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love1 g- J" V; S1 o3 D
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* @, D U0 r) ^7 m
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 L9 \. W, E$ ]0 gI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for" w* F# K3 T# \+ n
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 ?' b _% h1 M3 q- J E l
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
' Y' ?7 k" q& v- |So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! }( _. C( Y! ]' \% S: ]7 ?' m! VI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( j: h8 C5 f0 H8 l( z, [7 K6 j
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
/ h* B& s& W$ J, |. U8 f4 kclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
4 b$ g, R7 v Band Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( b7 N' r; a2 T; i+ MBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.: q1 E. _3 I! N/ `& k5 H: L7 |
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock/ U* Q2 x+ X) m% m/ t$ m% V. {
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
1 R% L; t, c& Uthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for/ Y2 r" t8 @# |
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% ]! S+ l% z1 N" c- G/ E1 fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding8 w" m7 f0 M% \5 R* Q* Y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 h0 `8 T2 u: z0 r+ |' e! [goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 ^4 O1 ]- {- ^. O
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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