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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.6 a2 _. u; l2 ?/ d0 r- C! @
6 Z: n$ ] W/ O; CI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.+ T4 X/ Q# m# v% a7 x1 ^- F8 n1 t
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
% I1 {+ K5 f& q4 _8 G; d1 fThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 a! G& B) K6 i' Q) G( E
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
5 _) X+ h8 H6 j/ D; N Cthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 M1 e2 u e+ dthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) B& ?! z8 |/ d
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.1 i2 @2 N w) Z
There are some people that are not into all the words.
# i |; n% V5 \' c' \There are some that would have you not use certain words.
" X9 I8 r' z P- P1 FThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
1 n7 Y6 E' H! B# P9 F8 ]of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 {% I7 m7 g, u+ D- v399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 x0 u |* f% E: y) S8 hto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
5 }3 U& G' I# oBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 S7 o% `* u- J; i
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. {# B# _7 w* u5 F. pand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?9 s' r, b5 C! [, g e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ w# }9 z& O$ N/ kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( N2 c( q8 H0 ]1 [! _, E6 H/ |
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
! \' G4 p1 P3 v"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 |4 \2 p9 i6 DWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# q+ o* f6 \5 v+ ^7 O( ?) d
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 z: B- A! ?$ J& ~4 Q0 c
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- j( E: E4 W1 p8 q# _
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 R- v5 s# I, \ L7 i6 ^4 L
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& _% n0 J4 l$ S$ r# JPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ [4 M; k" P# i% w& C X7 l
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" O! t9 e0 p8 b( h; Mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 a2 o6 u5 @; L3 G9 ubut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not: U6 w9 Z {5 W1 k: y! x+ D
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
+ o+ L0 M1 I2 osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' r7 v( f0 B; L! v1 J) f9 lMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 \" O: z+ ^+ ~8 G5 U" \there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 Q- l- p' F3 q0 o9 F4 m0 zI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 V: P* o; j% S! Q$ W
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
. K- X9 E% J+ H) j+ H* nyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- @7 e" U& p# p6 M! X) w
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 G& w l' g& Zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" L1 D/ \8 P0 K/ m! h; O: Y$ \together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' P( r, F+ ?' {7 R0 n# QPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were( B( b8 I/ z! j
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I( y. b* S8 f1 v) S4 j
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, `& W' [5 _# X. {# W2 ustupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. f! M" `. T% [; s: B2 MAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! s4 @' A* r6 M Y( T7 X$ b6 ~# A
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
3 W& } ~ d; B9 j7 r, x5 }5 U4 vit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very8 t! a X! c/ K9 G. h( `! k
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
9 z" s4 D6 w9 T+ S' p6 S$ churt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- y4 D1 U3 b' T
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
! q" J+ K$ l+ `than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% t; q0 q+ U9 m, S' J% L4 a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) |4 l% _9 i Z
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( c" R8 s) |6 ~4 x5 F
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 J. L( e3 d: \& ]8 p! C5 oSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: X; J0 C: g o( H9 d; c, }So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.9 b8 K( U+ n# B5 Q' r" W
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any3 G1 i* Q2 a3 t. h( b
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
& N& b# ~9 q2 \3 Pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 c. p4 H) W4 t2 land Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.. \; r5 a+ I8 A0 p- F
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
a1 G) W! h/ S- L5 J% Q/ C8 p% DRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" d& z* Q* |1 F- {CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: Z5 h. S/ k3 o& [8 i
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: w8 X# I/ A3 z1 L; xKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
# y) d+ _& [( u$ Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
3 o* |* C3 g) ]% `! sthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 b" P5 o: v$ K/ B3 {/ o" p# W
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 I9 v2 ~# ^" I: F$ j/ ycan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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