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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. O3 f! N9 z B+ [1 V$ j9 G6 KI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 @' d, _1 y6 l; B; L/ t3 {/ @9 ^They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
, z1 e+ Q! i6 J* s, p* `! A2 PWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; J; X- ]. y+ j& f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& X+ w& w3 E, }9 u; {
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
& _2 Y6 [2 s8 a. c8 B$ vwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 ?! ~* u9 G# C. C' @1 t3 ]# @4 ^
There are some people that are not into all the words.' {! e8 K9 c4 J+ | i1 \
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
U% U, H) ]3 Q5 c2 G) m IThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! @# d+ P' ~) `7 d
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 U+ {8 O8 v& I1 L- X. j% c
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
: s B, b! q, ?1 b$ @& Rto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 b, i9 y5 i" D$ P
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% j# ?+ z* e2 D7 b, e- v& V- V
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: D8 v/ ~( D. v0 R, qand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
# f. Z$ w8 C c( A# ~$ w" _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 w# R& A8 K6 }0 d$ T+ T" G
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ s2 m$ I$ @& B1 t& @0 }curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 b6 _( f# I6 x( ?- b! K) T3 M# v) F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 _# u4 s4 E* S4 ~
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly* c2 N1 `/ n9 a+ {
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ n1 C4 @/ Q9 d" |; w# b [man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a4 n" F2 {5 g, b9 ~. `- H# @' ]- ]
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
! p5 e& Q0 Q+ fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 H0 B1 ^. Y, G6 pPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ S# _6 X# F t* s. k
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 H2 \+ [' A; z0 U. L+ v, L- Y/ qnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& g. r5 t/ g, U I! b! ^but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ x1 R* ]5 o& K. W" y
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ t9 [" d H0 W9 D2 ]
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' a& o2 e( z* k# o9 _" NMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: |0 y V/ r$ \
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.$ D: X3 Z4 n6 _4 n) ~5 ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; ^ N) L& P( G: K0 S2 Z- ]
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 o, T. C# ~. @# x4 Q4 kyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 I' \% s) C1 S0 c- h4 E+ g' ?It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
% e- G5 F* |; O! u: ^1 m% A7 ^; Qother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# j! P5 f( P' r% D3 n. I
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: |3 d/ O+ L! `5 ?" l4 H7 T' N) S
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were$ o4 n T& Y! G2 @7 h( ?6 P
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& |2 c/ u8 C$ i" L
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 `6 k ?6 P8 l) ]0 sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."' X1 N! X/ W. v5 o
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more: Z$ S* `2 B, n, \% G
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: m' l! U4 }! P% H: G( n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
2 |) K/ H; [& f9 p& Z6 uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. a/ \4 r: R, N6 t' K$ r' W1 Q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," t0 P& Z( S/ P) f2 X3 [
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' c9 |' T/ g" m$ A: @% k& X
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. y9 Y( a! ?* k' f, K5 X
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
1 x' X$ \3 K. p. }I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
9 P* k( D8 J7 lthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& o5 I' P3 N* w0 R; ^: q
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( H1 r3 U4 g3 ^3 H- t6 W2 ~- I' b# YSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.0 v" T8 G4 e5 B4 m. g
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any0 C) U) F3 J: H, i3 V: q$ C
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even1 i+ k- O- |' E" T4 z" n, K
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ w. x% q% d: X+ r- ~; g
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.2 a6 w) S" b4 D- ^8 ^- m% J/ e
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# }+ `8 i9 @% R5 h
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
$ [! e$ f$ Z }* A/ ^$ ~CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% I# g/ J8 I2 T; n$ w* t( C7 }the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; Y* [+ p1 h0 y' n; c
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
5 a6 q7 t( T# k1 I0 ?0 Usay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
/ |. }7 S6 J+ i5 x- i- e9 gthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
! b2 | a+ h5 Q6 P2 N, `goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! j( Z L: m# h& Y, f3 n- L
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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