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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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* L) k, i, S9 nI love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ L8 C; ]7 _% E! V
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* o% ]) C6 \# Q( P8 X
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( Q9 I& o9 f7 }# L1 g7 z" q
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
- x% y, d& E. }. W8 _, {then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" z1 s3 @8 s+ D9 t0 W7 g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 f [+ ]4 G4 h) V- x2 O$ O! B
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! U9 j" G* e* D
There are some people that are not into all the words.
: I, P7 Q$ l. r$ }" O* ^There are some that would have you not use certain words.
3 s: ~+ m# w5 C2 |* gThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, Y2 P: h% l: s2 K9 yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
( ~1 O$ n1 m( B3 L7 f399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
( J9 L' s b7 O: r& Y8 xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
8 C7 K6 q) P& ^8 yBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% q4 ?( a1 x9 a t$ d, [/ [7 a
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 ~. F0 W0 E+ b/ T! @
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
4 M1 b4 j2 Z S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 J! v5 G4 k' qThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
* ~9 {- N* t% d2 E: U8 g/ kcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# P0 ^& T/ z3 Y! V& ]( A% f$ P+ i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 C* ~: f5 T3 K }5 g* h. T& HWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
1 y+ ]- F# Z2 T( k4 W) X+ gsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% w- K. [5 x% x1 y" ]
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
' a( k, Z$ O$ e1 z2 W! y( z3 Psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 ~4 c' R" p1 [* Csnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& k/ Q$ n( B+ d+ ?8 }
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
; a+ h) R9 A/ b5 x. G- ~1 kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( L/ E0 e/ e( r& g9 I3 ^( i' vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ s$ N7 ~5 Z$ C. A3 x6 G( S* \but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
3 R( `' \: u. |" |9 \completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 a* R8 V1 {- X) _0 p0 ssome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 E z/ D; n+ _MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on; y' {3 @% |4 T7 a
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.6 _5 v/ I/ L9 Q3 Q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend9 {6 D2 |1 S! c2 o/ O
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
r% T9 g, a* Q, ~; D# V# d) i0 Eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* T6 f; N' Z- n; { hIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
" F `+ r: |9 S# d3 b nother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
% s1 v1 C, ~# ^4 K4 h# z1 T% T0 ^! |5 mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that+ M; V- ~( U0 P" r U$ @) f* b$ T
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
7 h/ [2 g6 i/ B, _+ N2 I# R- `0 B" tcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, m3 a* E6 x2 m& H$ |2 `1 z
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such1 `3 l5 g+ Z, O, r
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
6 R V4 P. P: t+ V; e/ X$ gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" |6 S: |. g" `0 V# ^accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- R1 e" [( F& @it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
8 e" Z! u- }" l5 B4 o$ _imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to- u& @% M' k! ^, [$ Y( z1 V
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: D: F* W9 f! U- X"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
& r# {' j- f/ |6 `7 ^# athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 E; Q9 O. s D9 p/ }' o# R5 ra great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& L/ ^, d- w/ y/ ~2 d
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for |) O$ U( C0 R8 M: P
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- e5 \' F" S. `9 t4 xSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
9 l4 R; W8 U: l' Z! b, Q3 NSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.1 R1 s/ }( U; m9 g4 K: L
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ j5 q. s' C7 x' ^) `, P
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ Q& o' h2 C/ ]/ w: x
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 }% w3 c a2 R* u, `0 {( T3 g
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ e5 c$ I% o3 O4 G! f+ L8 u1 Z3 f8 ^5 j" F! i
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% ]9 c# P" V3 P2 I
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, L2 o8 A8 y( p* {. f! {, R
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) n; X: @8 P1 n d
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( F, d$ g% \! ?# rKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( y" f5 L) W) Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
o' H7 S2 i {, S( @, ithem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
3 S2 u6 v7 E8 G& p" qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
( Y' h3 m; Y! q1 W: C0 H2 c+ Lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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