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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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- r% Y i l9 }5 _9 C8 `I love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ E, c6 K; @3 i. G" h8 O: I9 L
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 X1 z5 \' s9 P& q6 s) x% j# \ l! X- w* nThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& V: Z* w3 m: d- WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( o4 u/ f& i' l4 _
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for! R, W! T2 }- B. b/ E
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same l4 i* R- V' _; t$ } q x0 @. T$ V
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
\& T+ C5 p: s$ @2 T9 D0 Z( T/ BThere are some people that are not into all the words.. \9 X" u+ O+ I
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
& g/ g- U: t' l' l# lThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 73 Y. q+ C6 s) P9 w/ o7 P
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 L8 }: B! g. Y+ W4 G
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, p [# d8 ]& D2 v
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! D2 g# F; r6 VBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 S( Q; K2 x+ g; f# L"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 i; P2 [+ p! _% w5 \/ H8 d0 Q/ dand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
( b1 k# f0 \5 l6 L* S% v+ H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* q2 W5 Z2 I0 K3 t* U. j# U3 kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
3 i4 t5 e: T9 L4 N. B5 k; s: @curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.- M2 a% W; p8 O- {
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 r* b/ q1 a* d: NWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 ?% A# J; \8 B+ w8 U2 qsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% Q3 {" s+ ]7 K) A5 b- v; p
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
& V2 X y* N! Usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& S1 T$ f7 ^6 x7 ~! I/ X
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Y+ W2 L0 ]5 J( t. k
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: Z& T" @) ^ H/ X! \; \
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does9 } K; N& k; j \* q4 Z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 T' m6 S, `5 N m: f' g
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 M8 F7 |+ d2 G6 ^6 J) K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
7 K. I$ j) H: R% I$ S' y- Z+ U" esome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
$ n7 B2 q! f/ G4 l" g* |MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 P4 F( k3 @! |. h6 L
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 P3 c" M7 D" u2 C, {I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
' o" C3 `+ x7 m; v) R8 {) ^2 a, Wwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' R& H l/ c! x B) b
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, |+ H& Y+ B* p% b- CIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the {/ o& t' q- N
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 {3 B3 ?- Y, V" t( {together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) \% h P/ T' a. k
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, G& [+ Q4 Q- U- q0 X: @! ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I2 v4 l- p; r8 V, P
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' T! o8 V6 \7 j$ Qstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
% F2 p' E: E1 ^3 M% oAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
% m+ O$ B9 r8 {- q$ V" U$ _( x( k5 Y9 o4 raccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% q1 R/ ^$ T' t4 M: Q( o6 X$ r( z9 r
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very/ {7 O8 ]: P' S" b s$ Z& J
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ {. _5 [ f9 yhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
A [3 i; o" w) D' U' ?"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
- M4 U. D% ~; f! S' h; `, ythan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% g! }" d9 v: ^! W8 q" k
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 W2 j) P7 q/ pI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; P+ X- h& q; U5 J/ s6 N9 L& S
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
. N5 W% i, X- c6 r3 RSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; ]- ?$ |, H, a5 l+ `
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.$ t8 f* F# X) T% x2 U7 G0 |/ O) c
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 V2 `" l/ n1 a1 Y% j3 p# ?
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even, p! l3 r8 \4 ~" u2 h0 m/ y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 A7 F! y8 Z5 X* C
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ v& v% T' g$ J1 |9 C' u
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 H p8 E$ t9 \6 K, BRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock( F1 V$ A& a& L
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 z" {% }# n# [8 H: J
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 l) a. W' k# Q+ bKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 A( ^) f+ V9 A& b0 h% Y0 n4 csay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 {# c) v0 |9 j! k0 C* vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, j8 A$ Q- G/ l+ D8 z0 p& u) h1 Zgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 i% V# k/ f- y1 U, w5 b" |
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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