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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 }, B- \ Q+ J3 E9 h
/ j9 R: P8 m) Y& ^. g, p5 S7 aI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- M: s N" P& e" M7 rI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 B: m: x5 r3 j1 L: X- A
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.0 Y( n( }3 D: u4 h
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
+ [# y6 C8 d1 O7 o: `- }3 ^4 Dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( o5 W; _" r# |- }+ R* Nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% ]. R4 I4 w( m+ @8 B W% ^words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
! G4 o4 h. @4 G9 G( A4 VThere are some people that are not into all the words.
& ~ d4 b+ F& g3 u( PThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
8 b) u, h' g" o* W6 u* G' \There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 71 f3 ]1 s9 i( r1 ]! p5 N; Z
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.# n" u5 S/ K6 H7 H
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( B$ u# y6 |5 \$ F( X c. F, h
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 I& Z2 a7 w$ _& H Z$ w3 Z2 f! _Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% Z4 H+ r7 u% ^3 o9 p"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
( h& g: M/ l$ @and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
/ v& @- J9 H- e& I8 j$ @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ d2 x$ J- N( ]5 @Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& @$ G+ p0 t/ V9 V, |( ^
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." U' H- E4 u& S d; J
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& N; Y6 ^8 n: M1 X; Y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 ~" m8 ]$ A7 X( x- t
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ X2 |8 R3 p( v* W3 sman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
! A' S4 A% _0 E: g9 G7 qsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. y$ [; Q# Y& E7 V8 J! o: k
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,; | m% _. O2 u0 l
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. ~. m' d, c* J3 W9 L
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: ]! i c& A& T# P9 P5 D* L. `not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 `7 ~* v3 _) z% ~ B
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not" |% b6 A; K$ G" N( ^2 k
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why3 y: |2 ] b- y* K& L8 }' A+ p
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and0 I2 `- E# s" w
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: j& l' i; E% A
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling., r$ ?( }: i$ ]* q5 [
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
$ v: {* W: [+ V' \* ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' j7 A8 Y/ t1 x
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
~2 M& m8 k+ t& x) O. Q, IIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
$ m- V. e2 L- Yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
' o/ P& h* s. G) O. K6 Htogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that' Q# C8 z$ _1 @; A% {& b6 F. I
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were. A* e4 U* Y; o7 `( Y b
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
* j: T) g% T" C+ f- b( fdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such8 Z; S& g1 V' @7 ^
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 ]- H' \( w1 \And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more: L: h0 U+ F7 ^
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
' `! d2 |- x; b% ?6 ~) p* {& L2 Dit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* t1 v- x2 s, i* u( U0 Kimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 c6 Y) w, c! s; f4 A) ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( m9 }% A- [' t4 F2 {"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 L9 B. D8 ]9 r" c0 lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
( f8 J: E8 c0 [! wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
2 Q& Z V4 }4 x2 ~/ b& V+ z( _, BI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
5 ]: \2 W: q) o& n# |; Wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," _; D d. q) v* D! z% h* r% B$ D
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.": y1 Y6 V( i) g/ [
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# {2 N4 Q, U9 a v0 _I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any5 h8 F; z7 k" _& N' q
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even1 x1 I" V2 Q r1 U; X9 G: ]6 ?
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,7 U5 j# k5 j& e
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( o( C9 {' s1 b/ t" @/ K' z1 a7 r
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.$ i6 ~ b& I" e$ _( B
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock' V5 k/ J6 p2 ?' X
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
' Z; _' [- j# V; d: Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 F4 V {: y1 u& {, P' u* TKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't G% W/ s( x* k# R3 @) U
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' Q, Q ^+ M& E5 X* H/ Nthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- ~! W% y7 Y- G) N7 w
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% L% O! J7 L0 M. }+ s3 M" Xcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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