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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! x) G' B" r* ^I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
/ M' m" M4 T7 q4 z- N- tThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' y7 e: `! s0 `) W) I) }/ XWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* `6 ]: y! @" r3 ?$ @- W
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for5 A1 {# g+ Q1 O/ Z5 P) U% j
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
( S- V* g6 ?2 h9 x) cwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ l0 a3 S5 t" MThere are some people that are not into all the words.
8 s: N2 ?0 M& G% R( hThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
! V+ p( S: G7 w/ }; Q- a o6 yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, i& n i5 ]* j; U2 b; ]
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.% m# J/ \3 F; A2 q
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous7 `1 s3 E9 j+ }
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' s& w3 Z( H" J7 `9 L$ D% mBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" a. h0 k! c( {; X% Y2 z& [
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( ^8 x1 `+ `5 z9 b6 E* @
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
- h7 W5 I! _ `9 r' L0 b8 E, n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& o0 T ]' x/ p
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
2 A; @ a# a4 i) h! pcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
E! p2 t' M& t. y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", R. c2 M* E4 N+ w' ]2 }
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
) V; D8 F7 B; w2 |sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,2 O6 W' p# r2 J C: Q& B4 U3 A
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 m i1 C; ?& m- Z. `# C; Lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: h4 p5 M9 H0 n1 }8 U: B
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 H4 J' W- Z' L' i) @ ]
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
! ]) w% n5 z- H- T* C- m; Y+ F# }One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) X3 w, k/ A' ]3 j6 y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# Q$ E9 Z# b" R* _) Z* ^* vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
; \1 u- Q8 g2 t& ]completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why) g" [1 p1 s d' X0 j. n
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
* V- ~4 b( A0 }& J3 \MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 G9 ~& P& P" w* v; a# O- b
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 M( Z3 @) P* a. t; GI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ ~$ m2 W# I bwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at" F6 @5 @8 {: u v3 y9 R5 O1 ^
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", G6 k V% I4 g1 R3 T2 r
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* |9 z$ e2 N- X6 g7 G
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" h1 W$ a( v' y: N5 wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that N0 F X# L+ m6 d$ P
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 }9 ]5 t: B- X! P5 @4 ]2 K
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
' n- O+ q* s. x% T4 hdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
# K/ ?5 i& `) \stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."7 ^) {* `$ k- T
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more3 \; x2 o8 i. G4 g: k
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think4 o- _7 Z- t/ X9 q0 T; |
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very, Q" F" O& @& Z4 s( ?9 U# N+ c1 e
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% x/ r# h% V' }& B) Q5 x
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ ?7 o* n: c5 M s"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( O. _" D% S3 Y6 x/ y: W, `
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% f1 x# C; ?! e
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but8 V1 d% t9 R( @" x: p: ^1 H
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* a. I$ f4 M1 L$ K* xthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 r, V9 e* T2 ~: D, L
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; J/ s$ N6 u( y4 b2 d" I. s
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 I- w% J; Z; d2 @! `8 P2 `I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any d+ P) Y! C. U. f' f# x7 E
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even$ b6 U! I. e, `4 t6 n/ F& F
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 F$ w. J* a3 R4 @% H% i
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 [9 W7 ]: D& M4 l( c$ Q& qBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
% `3 Z+ r7 |+ S4 Q4 Y* WRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 u$ g/ U- K' J0 A; I5 a
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 x% C3 C, Q4 G6 }1 R6 y( _) I, [8 ^the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
5 Z/ @" H1 E/ @( IKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't) y/ W7 {6 ~ y. ^. j
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding& J, Q) I9 @: x. o* F2 c; Q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 h& w% }8 @& E9 t+ q
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You r" q. `( I; Q9 D
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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