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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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8 G3 I; H' S. v! rI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 }2 R4 Z6 g. P9 iI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; Y. P9 }3 m6 K* ~
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ f' z; E. w; z, xWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 O4 S' Z: G6 u4 D7 H- w- u. {
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for/ v; b" [8 |0 R* p! ?
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 ^7 l5 U' v) E5 B% B4 t- q7 `words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
F* e$ ?+ Q% `3 u1 NThere are some people that are not into all the words.
& j+ e0 i, f5 D# s2 G5 PThere are some that would have you not use certain words.& S- |- ]$ k j7 x N3 P% e7 `' |% e
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ ?' r0 d9 m8 T0 x; y! V4 Yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
. c9 N* y' F& k' I- m# r! N$ n3 V399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
C1 @8 J( U3 m& \to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
6 B P5 C, a/ ^0 @1 QBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 |9 Y3 e. A$ @- E1 B: v% n
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
$ q3 s; E) l* s- r, gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 |+ m# M% |/ z- X" Z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' F1 \/ x8 R$ r$ UThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, L3 Y! b* H/ J$ {3 N' g
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
7 R$ d+ {0 G' e! e# ^$ R"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 B/ g# Z& {# V; Z% ^! n
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
% q/ J$ ~% C0 u) ~+ ~% Z6 H+ Ksounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
. Y8 f* Z6 [8 N: t, }+ @man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
' W5 W9 d; r) csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
5 f, e! q; w8 {; d. W# {; Psnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
/ `4 R# E: V* q) v1 { lPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 I& w1 s6 C n/ kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- b6 i |5 Z, h/ [
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" I, N! J& x7 u% Ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
* {7 {7 U" X* g# p$ m* g+ ]" B" Ucompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% i! e5 u+ p- x% d4 w h
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and7 G2 F% t S& x
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 w3 V9 ?( p% a Ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% N# m8 k6 {' N1 |7 E& l' f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# W: S6 b# ~9 E8 d0 P8 x
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at8 C( h8 q% [: v0 C
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' U6 F& @& d4 \# f, J1 iIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 U2 d& m0 P* V T5 s5 Y O: o
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# Q' s2 j% T+ O$ h8 _* J: G0 X) `. G
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
, d2 [6 v/ W* X2 @$ Y: UPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 p( n1 M- \' `( N* qcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, u$ o( F- I1 W" y' m% c7 sdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
. ~1 X& C7 |) l9 x$ P0 istupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
9 ]: a W* L. N9 @* O- I, KAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more: x' E f9 H% A4 j5 P0 N- ?6 l
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think6 u. K B3 V4 j2 m3 i4 \1 \& F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very% c+ j' t3 f* x
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 J' o. n4 D( X: x3 O
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# c" o5 `$ o, j- E9 S1 w! a- m8 N6 `
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love/ P( |- A# k7 Y( [* r
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* C3 M- Y+ ^! I, i; c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but( `) A8 H' Z/ }# ~% \! `, B1 Q6 B$ ~
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ s2 x" v: S2 {the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 E. \ R/ `! H v* ESherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
6 z3 K+ P |( k) t, i4 vSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 r4 N* ?2 h- s, O8 U( u; b0 U8 G- aI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
, |6 m: Y: X E' f+ ?circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even) v: T5 ]8 s6 q2 j
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
6 r' r, g& ?5 v' ~# N. Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 J: X2 Y6 W g( f5 Y1 p5 sBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% o4 j2 P4 Y, w4 ~
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock4 h* {* H! Z' O, y! {
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( R1 D* b0 S! d, Kthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 }. n, a' r0 U* C( V4 x! W, XKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't6 ~ ^7 `& B) X
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- {7 ]; ~7 M F; h6 ]0 ?) _& mthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% `" A% S) K" n6 x& E0 ^goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
3 E! D. g( A8 j' B% `% Ocan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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