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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( t9 {$ I* Q$ Z7 F# @; E9 L! X
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; K4 \* {% U4 U7 ZThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
8 x3 v6 [" J# F4 aWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 a; U" r7 \- N, t3 F5 B6 i( }9 Zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for# a4 Z3 o: {( z: R8 Z8 t
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
, N$ |. S* E( E; |words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
6 d$ q5 g+ [3 ?0 ~1 c( OThere are some people that are not into all the words.
5 P1 C" ^; n) k( k" I( p9 ZThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
8 [5 q! l8 Z+ _) RThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% v1 z( k& N7 r, x7 jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" W8 _2 Q( F+ O399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
: ]% O" E& l) w* h* y8 @0 qto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* {* K( J7 U, G: F, p8 d9 O! J# wBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( t# H+ U" J! i! y9 N! Z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 y) E4 [& r4 t" _
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* s5 Q$ O6 Y! c. y2 i: `4 m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 ~. y. g: F. Z' D
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) ^; @0 K* C& I" l) W+ I6 AWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
9 Q" g& s% ?4 z8 | m. tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ K2 |3 @* p8 l$ s; [) w0 Q7 _( E
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a* q% \3 L# K+ z3 X5 v0 m
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
$ |% W1 E& C$ Esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,9 N6 ^& o& R' m2 {
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just+ ]4 F* ]; G% e: J
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does. m7 c# Q3 ?- i" n# X* F
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,% z a6 P! I* G6 ?8 w. {
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 m% t x6 @ O6 e, {% ]completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 ^) f. z# N) _1 B, lsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
" q* S6 c6 G1 J' _. `MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, Z9 }" y$ v' [+ ~there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 E: ]# ?0 i b, b \0 ?6 N
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
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you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 T% u, f) I; e- z" d5 G
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* Q8 t/ g! Y3 H. j; Xother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 s, T) W) @# R; J, p# W. W+ v7 etogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ ^/ U) @, S8 l% N q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
$ l+ j1 U/ e% z% v3 bcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 `$ j% G# r! B$ V8 g d* `% F) w
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
) H; E I8 c% ~' ustupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") [! f/ s. V1 q: C' |: [( Y% s2 ?
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' R! z" r5 r3 @ Z6 D
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ s ]# o+ W2 w% n4 Lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
# k5 G! f- n: b* F9 Z! e( ximprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to! S$ X2 m7 X5 R# ]' _
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
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, R8 r& g/ E' d& M8 vthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. z! J* m2 f; ?5 U) |
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" r. U, X( y7 YI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) ]! j3 y8 E: {
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
# Z7 s. x! E* ^( A' Q( zSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* \. k C( o3 L% M. {) r1 Y `
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.; J( i0 n) I. E9 `
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% V- p+ q8 E+ c( w' ^4 k9 Dcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 {4 t5 u& @ o: V% t. h: D4 Q
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
! [5 C% }, w7 A/ {7 U6 c! O9 v$ U: H Oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: Q8 ^+ Y! _* a# F
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
" x$ Y v8 s+ Z J, a5 URemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock+ {. L" G e3 C' f9 R8 S
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& A8 V6 V5 U5 k1 \: Nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
Y* C8 ]" I c7 ?; H1 }; L# AKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
4 B$ |: Z' \/ w1 Lsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
% j& ~6 Q7 F% Zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
& Q& l/ l3 l7 ?3 }# s3 z( Lgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 M. P% _6 t2 V6 w" ^can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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