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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
- Y$ x% o3 Q& s# h7 B> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
. J% `2 o0 S. k t> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
8 o3 }/ @+ O4 L> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.) w+ s+ n7 I* k1 n4 j/ J+ ]
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
8 W, N3 ]! u+ x: Z> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?% x T8 l' n! x: }! T( t) }, c
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
6 Z. `: q5 u+ t @( k- [8 F- V8 d* v> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
2 z+ }3 e5 }) ~8 k9 f6 Q0 F> I DON'T THINK SO.
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2 P# y4 D1 Q6 m; u% d> FINE,
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4 e$ |& G* l% i> THEN THE WIFE ASKS," @, ~, Z9 F2 q" D
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# d" ~5 ?1 E7 K% J1 E
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT6 |4 h+ t0 U2 G! x
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,. m# l2 ^8 A8 F9 U% D, n
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ O1 P* \3 i8 @3 r) o6 R' W% x> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
% h3 g! q7 W- K c> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ F' m8 s$ G4 t" N7 v> I DON'T THINK SO; G% F2 c9 b4 M8 C; i: t4 G2 I
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> FINE, SHE SAYS( i3 Q8 v. m' w) V p8 S" Q# q
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
: C6 u; e/ W/ J% }( ]1 S> TO THE FRONT DOOR?" D- [0 x T6 B( j
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T7 ^0 e6 O0 M/ I, r/ h; n
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
7 ` ?4 {4 W7 l> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE* Y3 y5 g/ C8 \5 S8 ^
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
" F; d% x4 D% U) d- [& T$ x> I DON'T THINK SO
1 T3 u) I7 s, v0 `2 `> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.! I8 g/ N7 K8 |: g: [* ?% u
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
, S5 w( h2 ?# k. l* F7 v> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW# }3 C* `- g; z; D/ Z
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES" O7 y5 U; u ^; D
> TO GO HOME- n, _( v8 ?# {0 r
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! }! [5 P" i6 R, s/ u* R* w+ c> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES% Q5 E7 k6 q1 @! b
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.% y' ~" @& A6 [) s9 ^& d2 F3 M
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE6 q. c8 W& F# p5 f+ M1 o/ C) _
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES/ |& z3 g) x! n3 i Q" }
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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6 e2 e8 Q5 ^. v3 d/ f/ `> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
+ t; x% G) p, @> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT3 E+ y3 {: o- i
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME7 \" I7 O; o6 D/ \' V2 P' l
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
$ Z2 Y8 Y: v% N: ?4 r* R( y> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
$ Z* q9 | f. G; v. P" g5 r> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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+ K$ C" E0 |/ w> HE SAID,
1 U" C% k& _# _: H0 e$ Q" @& T0 a> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?. v4 C9 M9 f. B7 _& W0 y( J
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( Q# M! F1 Y9 R8 P> SHE REPLIED,, @7 [% `' G: w7 w$ u
> HELLOOOOO..) z4 C, w6 A1 H; @. D
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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4 e8 N0 P! C/ k; R> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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