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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,
- q& g! J/ Y: @8 h7 N> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
0 m0 a# P1 j+ U. t> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,$ `8 X' Z4 r/ N' u; }& g) r! \) v
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? @( p) J( o, a8 m# a( j* Z: {9 w
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE* _4 ~5 d7 H" F6 m' O+ n
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? o5 Q) y) U( a/ H) }
> I DON'T THINK SO.% L' r- |1 E$ u
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8 Y, n% @5 g" S+ _+ z( ?) k, \> FINE,- L, V v! E3 B! D6 i+ P
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7 ]+ F7 y" y. F3 z> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
! s1 @, Z: p9 B> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
s1 O' s( _5 \' d8 E' R6 ^6 k. d> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
3 `1 V# H% }* N. j" N$ D3 r> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
! ~. {+ b, F5 k. ^0 S% T/ g+ w> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE4 T7 ], X2 H5 r& D
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?8 \2 n6 y8 x7 b q5 U6 P
> I DON'T THINK SO* N& a8 Z; E w
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
1 T0 t! L; ?5 W; M> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS) r( b q1 l/ I n/ P' i& v
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?) P, P! E+ V/ E9 x3 N
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK1 e9 b, x! k' k6 J! C7 |
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T$ f; a/ Q. [, O- _. I) ?
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
) {0 x3 x: M; G5 ^> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE: [1 z: o$ ^+ M: M' Y4 B
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?9 x! V4 S* ]0 T7 q# M8 S$ `
> I DON'T THINK SO
7 l$ E; ~, w3 q9 E2 I; q( Y> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.0 A1 Q+ D4 ]3 t7 W- ^
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!0 d B- m# |8 a. W- {" u6 C
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* _" H* R9 y4 X: I6 {' v& O9 b3 u, I& J> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A' i$ w, A2 e$ ^- c% U/ O
> COUPLE OF HOURS.............................../ q5 ?: p U- K- I# W
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1 x5 J* ?1 h8 a( J% o6 h> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW0 l; }1 `, W# U& C; R5 A
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES* f% @4 |$ d- i6 z# [0 q( d
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES9 D$ a7 }# d! ^+ c+ V" o( I
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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7 \, I3 T: g9 I0 O; l0 s> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE" l( _. r% F- k8 R
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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, o' V1 p9 R0 w! E/ y> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
, [# V4 h! E5 v/ g* V; a> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?+ t- m! v: A) z+ U- K
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
- P; }5 ?' G+ q8 u1 ~> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.* T" `: z8 }$ @& E
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
% w6 i& m/ u0 l5 ~> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.: ]9 O) ]: I* M4 \! {8 C# J5 k% e _
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND& h; _- r! `4 s0 q: v
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
4 t' a$ u0 \* N0 h. [2 ]> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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! \1 _' c; t. f- w. D, c8 ]% k! Y> HE SAID,; }9 c; s9 [. s5 @* o2 _" B
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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6 M0 y+ X; ~' {2 j6 S6 j8 ?# m> SHE REPLIED,
* W: H% i- b, r( C> HELLOOOOO..0 V5 M4 @2 T8 l& p
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 u. ?/ K, l% c2 U# Y
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
/ }8 i# ^8 L8 y0 @# L' {> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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