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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A9 R, M6 G) W# `& |$ |& @" G
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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4 z6 p y' G" j0 A> HONEY,
9 K T" v# ^+ M8 p4 ]2 A> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?, V; l/ t5 _" [4 m7 X
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.0 s+ ?: p2 l, F4 E3 i5 v2 L
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
: w m6 z! f9 {' ^% K' P9 k B% @9 b> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?% {& _8 V5 y3 \ n8 D1 @1 w, A9 d) \
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ }" m! M, d3 X) `; M% \% U6 |> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# a4 [# E' y2 E n8 S8 @, E> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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5 i5 y1 E- e! ^1 g- ~> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,* C( O8 S4 c# Q7 {" _4 l) q
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; G# N, U4 b6 E1 R' _* s> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT P' p; C' j/ n8 l6 H
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> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ S: u; D/ ~) T% K> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE F3 ~- y+ @( H1 z
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?/ z8 t0 ~5 G/ n. |1 A% e5 P5 i/ w
> I DON'T THINK SO( X) z2 h& S6 I8 I
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> FINE, SHE SAYS) U5 }* r6 w+ B% S2 a$ ^' F h
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS1 X" V7 y% _3 j' {
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
! @0 y$ c. z3 F> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK% y" R& W/ ?2 |$ o
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T3 V: d% L/ {4 h% W
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
' d3 H% k5 i7 O: y9 n. g& N, ]$ s> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE" f6 {' c! R/ r$ j5 k6 g& {, u* B
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
% p, y) v! i# a& p& B( }3 m$ i1 E> I DON'T THINK SO- K, o4 o- ~: C# _# l' S
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.$ J% c- J' J, t4 ~
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!8 d: p% Y# J; D6 x& J6 z
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/ M. z+ P5 S _3 l X" Q( K; t* O> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A7 l. [' Y! y' v" r7 X7 G
> COUPLE OF HOURS............................... a: \+ v$ F" \3 [( j2 Z( ^; C
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) `( t; ` d+ s7 Z- U1 W> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
& H! H1 k J, f. n2 R* @1 V G> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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' K* S# [& `- g3 k# e( l> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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; e1 b8 c' X9 s' x' g> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
0 O H1 s) W, ], P1 V3 G6 m> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.; q C$ G7 Q' R" f1 \+ `9 `5 E
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?1 i; H' e* ?6 K7 N( q2 D
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
# B4 @4 Q+ |1 X% ^4 ]> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.: c4 R8 d% e4 @9 Z
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
" F6 K* O# j8 O% d" H& }+ k6 U> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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3 n$ E2 o& p' \> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND# ]! B" Z$ C2 Y! W: T
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER% T+ M! q3 X+ Z6 Q+ B7 L; |
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.& M7 m" t0 T# z5 G# P5 q4 ~
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> HE SAID,# V) S* b" h B8 J# l# d: T
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?6 X+ s- u5 i7 _$ t9 @
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$ b( |# r. _8 ^5 k3 Y> SHE REPLIED,' u+ ^* ]% I0 J8 D
> HELLOOOOO..
" H7 q9 S; R2 z9 i0 q> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN F2 H2 K1 b# Z4 w- m* {
> ON MY FOREHEAD?2 {8 x5 u7 _& Y# x3 y( t
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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