Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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6 w; b9 |$ w' e8 Q% v> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
: l. m) G0 c8 l; Y> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
+ H' n9 Z! ~! i> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
' Z1 l, i+ X$ C: B  @  X; U1 ~> WANT TO FIX STEPS
2 b5 |' I6 ]! j> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 f: k  \& X6 I+ u/ s- u2 r> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
1 U( M8 S  D0 ?- d1 M2 `$ ?> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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8 J5 n& N& l( Q/ C6 @> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
" X1 F0 c8 K9 ^0 b> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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! U# w8 _0 D. c> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
4 q7 Z5 |) \/ Z! T8 c! }> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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% `# o2 G1 b: b2 `& @, k> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
1 j% W) A  e/ Q% z. d> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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>
% K+ u5 J2 ?# ~7 u& X8 p> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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>
2 ]. b8 |) ?; t) D5 X> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
- u- }; g1 ^! [9 F( l> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
! x4 f/ l5 r' D, k5 ~> HELLOOOOO..
4 E- \$ h; N9 L( f* d' d4 g> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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' s2 A: X- O5 ?- v; [/ `" U% h> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.