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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A0 }8 w& D+ v+ {
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
! j# O- {& s# m) E% F> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
% k* T) [! ?: F- c> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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. _) R% X3 }# ~' I6 M: n) c( p> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 q# d, F! g+ A: X- M9 i$ R
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
2 D% a1 P$ v J> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE' b) o. @3 M( t6 j/ |5 E0 X6 W k
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 s1 S1 u9 G% O& _- ~0 Y& D R> I DON'T THINK SO./ T2 @4 Z/ x6 o, e
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> FINE,: p, l5 P U' v/ s7 R/ Q
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, K! r" r* ?: I> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,8 f9 j9 |- |" f" r* g& @$ v$ N8 Q
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
' h# u: h; S+ Z! k, U> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT) y, r2 b$ f4 x: b5 Q9 q
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED, m& z- v# x4 F( k( R( H
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?$ J) e) T* V' {5 ^( ?$ {
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE. s; v5 s9 R, |& E+ g
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# `2 f8 J) B3 L! ^ p3 r
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS5 g1 J+ ?8 B$ O; y
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
: ^( R$ H# [: k; h# I1 |9 S1 O' [' D4 D> TO THE FRONT DOOR?* B. M6 Y+ p3 P# Q9 K- n: ^8 N
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK& i& c/ v+ l: v2 ^$ f
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$ t J( ]' Q- S9 R! j8 y( J$ g> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T, G- A* \ s+ W% A. C
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
9 b. z! Y! o3 R! B> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE( ~* @3 ]5 s/ ^# z+ u: J, j$ o- y
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ v% a k4 }! ?0 X9 \> I DON'T THINK SO
2 J& {1 ^- q0 N2 ~) |> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.6 Y8 _7 X% }: L! f: C1 E, e! p
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A: x* S0 P1 n5 A% T) z% w
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................; a5 N1 m0 D, O7 N, S8 g4 W
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$ c% n$ N1 y3 O- p- V* G; x> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
8 o1 B! I* ]/ G7 p> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES3 }$ i# v3 l8 w& S" o l( V
> TO GO HOME8 _, _2 c( c3 V
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, w$ m( R7 S" x0 h4 q- Z3 Y. Y; i: e3 k> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES- @& q& l+ s; m9 a
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.# M5 j- u% \, p+ N$ |
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE( s7 f' ~7 j0 p G7 R
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING2 V; E9 J: b* ~
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5 A" e- Y; a0 [3 R. o> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES; x& V5 D$ [, T3 I+ o- n7 `, h
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?, R3 g+ E3 [6 G) e
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT# p5 A! P0 {# O/ c( C ^6 G' M6 x
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.4 a, X# ~2 W; ^% W$ ?" g0 x3 U
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME- I! q3 N, I3 A7 T G
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.; w1 g! X) h, _- y1 a
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
j' k1 X6 W% M! q: I, z> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
% l; C5 i) G% s k ?! v8 _> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID," u; m0 W* ~8 v! X- c7 K
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?' ]% r6 x B/ y0 d
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> SHE REPLIED,
! V; O$ t6 J/ o, P> HELLOOOOO..2 f9 b; r$ Z* U1 L B
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN+ Z2 w1 U( R3 D2 x1 y6 a
> ON MY FOREHEAD?, X. L& k% }9 j: ~: ~5 U
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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